00:06Hastings
00:13D-e-e-n-t-i-t-a-d-s
00:26Titans! I welcome thee to Philadelphia, birthplace of America, city of brotherly love, and our nation's first capital.
00:34Why are you dressed like the fancy grandfather?
00:36I'm dressed as Ben Franklin, founding father of our country and one of Philadelphia's most famous residents.
00:43Oh, yeah. He's the guy that hooked up a door to a boomerang and threw it into some snow or
00:47something.
00:48Wrong! He discovered electricity by flying a kite and a key into a lightning storm.
00:53Ah! Where'd we park the car?
00:57Fine, go ahead and leave, but you'll never learn about the Philadelphia curse.
01:02Curse?
01:03Curses are cool.
01:05It's super dope.
01:06Cool.
01:07You ruined it.
01:08Whatever.
01:09To City Hall!
01:12Behold, the great statue of William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania, standing over 36 feet tall and weighing in at more
01:19than 53,000 pounds.
01:20What's this dude's got to do with curses?
01:23When the city erected the statue in 1894, it was said that if any structure was built taller than William
01:28Penn, a great curse would fall over the city.
01:32But there are taller buildings right over there.
01:36Yes, but they are behind William Penn, so he can't see them. Ergo, no curse!
01:42Turn around, Willie P! Billy done did you dirty!
01:45This city has done both the dissing and the dismissing of you!
01:50Just change your head and look, fool!
01:52Oh, man! Willie P! ain't moving for nothing!
01:55Leave it to me.
01:57What are you doing? Don't turn him around!
02:02Why isn't it working?
02:04There ain't no Billy curse!
02:06That is the disappointing.
02:08Oh, this stinks!
02:10Huh. I guess there was no curse after all.
02:18Ah! What's happening?
02:20Ah! Willie P!
02:37Well, if we want to beat traffic on the Schuylkill Expressway, we should probably go.
02:41Huh? We can't just leave William Penn to destroy the city.
02:44Is it not Philadelphia's fault for making the buildings taller than the Willie P?
02:48Yes. They should have known better.
02:50But it's also our fault for letting him know about it.
02:53Come on, bro. We can't fight that guy. He's huge!
02:56Willie P!
02:57Hey, look at this! We don't have to fight him to stop his rampage!
03:01According to these instructions, the only way to stop William Penn is to present him with the three pillars of
03:07Philadelphia.
03:07What are the three pillars?
03:09The love?
03:09Hard work?
03:10Despising cowboys?
03:11No, no, and no. It's Scrapple, a soft pretzel, and a cheesesteak!
03:15We need to bring all three to Independence Hall and ring the Liberty Bell to lure William Penn.
03:20Only then will the curse be broken.
03:22That's what's up!
03:23Titans, go! Collect the pillars!
03:25Willie P!
03:27Uh, I'm tired of walking. Are we almost at the first pillar?
03:32Ooh, if that heavenly scent is any indication, then I'd say we're here.
03:37What is the Scray Apple?
03:40It's pronounced Scrapple. Philadelphians eat tons of it for breakfast.
03:44Great! What are we waiting for?
03:46Let's grab that Scrapple and go!
03:47Careful! We must remain vigilant!
03:50According to the instructions at City Hall, we'll have to face a trial at each of the three pillars.
03:55Whatever's, yo. I ain't afraid of no trials.
03:57Ow! My John!
03:59Whoa, sorry, little dude.
04:00Hey, you stepped on my John with your John?
04:03Huh?
04:03Oh, you want a John? Okay.
04:06John, John!
04:07John, John, John, John, John, John!
04:09Why do they keep saying that? What's a John?
04:12Oh, they are the incomprehensible and the adorable.
04:17John, John, John!
04:19Oh, God! This must be one of the trials!
04:22Can't admit that John!
04:24I didn't even know I had a John!
04:27The pain!
04:28Ow!
04:29Oh, I'm sorry for stepping on you!
04:31We surrender, we surrender, we surrender!
04:34I don't think they understand us!
04:36That's because we don't speak Philadelphian!
04:38But we do!
04:40Michael and Kerry make it!
04:42The Bacon Brothers!
04:43We got this, Titans.
04:45Listen, Johns, forget about these jabronis.
04:48Why don't you, Johns, head over to Overbrook for water ice and then hit the John down the shore?
04:52What about a pledge like a lot of water ice?
04:55Phew! Thank you, Bacon Brothers!
04:57Don't mention it.
04:58What are you Titans doing at this diner?
05:00We're collecting one of the three pillars to save the city from the Philly Curse!
05:04The Philly Curse?
05:05Willie P!
05:08Someone must have revealed the skyscrapers to Willie P!
05:11What kind of dummies would do such a thing?
05:14No idea.
05:15That's a mystery we'll never solve.
05:17More importantly, would you guys help us on our mission to save Philadelphia?
05:21Save our city?
05:23We're in!
05:24Great! Now let's get that Scrapple!
05:30So, what exactly is in this stuff?
05:32Some say Scrapple is made from the laughter of unicorns, the smiles of a baby, and the soft tickles of
05:37a puppy.
05:39Others say it's made from pig butts, pig hearts, some intestines, and even more butts, all shoved into a nice
05:45loaf shape.
05:47I do so enjoy the pig butts!
05:51Yeah, Kevin and I love Scrapple. We even wrote a song about it.
05:56If you like big parts, and you like big hearts, and you love a big old pig butt, then eat
06:01that Scrapple and scarf it down.
06:03Yummy, yummy, that's a tasty pig butt.
06:05Pig butt! Pig butt! Pig butt!
06:09Enough of the pig butts!
06:10To the next filler!
06:12According to the city hall instructions, we've arrived at the next filler of Philadelphia, the soft pretzel.
06:18There's a pretzel dude right over there. This is gonna be easy peasy.
06:22Don't get overconfident, Cyborg. There are trials we still have to overcome.
06:26Whatever. The only trial here is whether to get mustard or not.
06:30A soft pretzel is garbage without the mustard, you hear me? Garbage!
06:35I'll get mustard, Kevin Bacon! I'll get the mustard!
06:41One Philadelphia soft pretzel, please.
06:48Booyah! I got the last pretzel. Told you it'd be easy.
06:53Hey!
06:55That eagle's got the last soft pretzel! Titans! After it!
07:06D-A-G-L-E. Eagle!
07:13Go, eagle, go!
07:14Stop rooting for the eagle and help us out!
07:17Right, sorry.
07:32Oh, yeah, how do you like that eagle who's the big bird now, huh?
07:53The last pillar the Billy cheesesteak and perhaps our biggest trial yet
07:58Are you sure? I don't detect any danger the trial here is one of Philadelphia's greatest riddles
08:03What's the better cheese on a cheese steak cheese sauce or provolone?
08:08That's easy. It's cheese sauce. I think you mean provolone
08:44It's the city of lovin your mommy. Yeah, it's the city
08:48of brotherly love but Beast Boy's right. We shouldn't be fighting
08:52We're on a mission to save Philly. So how do we choose which is the better cheesesteak?
08:56Hmm, we choose by not choosing a real Philadelphia doesn't choose just one cheesesteak
09:02We choose them all. Respect
09:09Now let's get to Independence Hall and end this
09:13All right, now that we have all three pillars, it's time to ring the dinner bell
09:21Willie Pee
09:23Willie Pee
09:25Easy, big guy. We've got some treats for you
09:44Willie Pee
09:46We did it! Woohoo! Yeah!
09:49All right, William Pee
09:51Now we just need to get you back to City Hall where you belong
09:55Willie Pee
09:56Aw, that's okay, big guy. You don't have to go if you don't want to
10:00Willie Pee?
10:02Yeah, you can just hang out with us
10:04Willie Pee!
10:15Willie Pee
10:26You can't quite place the way I speak but you know that it sounds wrong
10:31Well that might be cause you don't know the true meaning of John
10:36Why we keep this bell around us all down when that bell don't even ring
10:46Truth be told
10:50It's a Philly thing
10:51It's a Philly thing
10:54It's a Philly thing
10:57It's a Philly thing
10:58and we're like running the best
10:59I'm gonna show you
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11:02The Philly thing
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11:14It's a Philly thing
11:15It's a Philly thing
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