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00:00Arag mehta ka ulta chashma
00:30Duniya mein kahin chala jau
00:31Doktor Hathi ke paas nahi jau
00:32Kiyo?
00:33Ali kiyo kya?
00:34Pishli baar zhukam huwa tha
00:35Main gaya
00:36Chaar rang birengi goliyaan de di
00:38Main na ka
00:38Doktor sahab
00:39Koon si goli zhukam ki hai
00:40Bole yehi toh pata karna hai
00:43Ek ek lelo
00:44Pata chal jayega
00:46Doktor Hathi
00:47Acha acha bapa
00:48Doktor Hathi ko chhodo
00:49Main koi achse si hospital mein
00:51Aapke check up ki appointment fix kar wati ho
00:53Chik hai?
00:55Hospital
00:57Waisah hi toh patient itna dara hua hota hai
00:59Aur in duno jab akbar mein
01:00My ye human organ trafficking
01:02Maanav anggo ki chori ke kisse pardta ho
01:04Tho meera dar toh baut bada jata hai
01:07Bacchpan se humne toh yehi suna tha
01:09Kik dr. bhagwan ka roo pote hai
01:10Or hote bhi hai
01:12Lekin kuch logon ki wajah se
01:13Pata nahi
01:14Puri kawm ko kuyo badnaam hoona pardata
01:16Aissi istithi ho gai hai
01:17Kik ab hospital mein agar aap jayen
01:19Tho pata hi nahi hai
01:20Kik lot ke aayenge
01:21Tho aapke angg aapke sath
01:22Hoonge ya nahi hoonge
01:36Daya
01:40Daya
01:43Aati hoon
01:45Kya hai
01:45Hamishah chilla kar hi kiyo bulathe ho
01:47Kyaunki tumhye suna hi nahi deta hai
01:49Ah haa
01:50Suna hi nahi deta hai
01:51Tho phir mein abhi yehaan kaysse aai
01:53Kyaunki abhi bhi bhi chilla ya
01:55Isse liye tumh aai yehi isse
01:58Haan
01:58Barabar
02:00Acha
02:00Bolo kya hai
02:01Kya hai kya hai kya hai
02:03Aray yeh kya hai
02:05Roti ke parathe
02:13Kya hai
02:14Kya hai
02:15Kaj sham ki roti bachhi thi na
02:16Uska bhuqa kar diya
02:17Phir usme thoda sa pani ┌Иala
02:19Phir usme thoda sa parathe ka aata ┌Иala
02:22Or usko mila ke
02:23Ek naya hi aata bana ya
02:25Or usme se bana ya
02:26Roti ke parathe
02:29Kisne sikha ya yeh
02:31Roti ke parathe
02:32TV mein se sikha
02:33Voh dhopar mein seo aata hai na
02:35Pattvardhan bhai ke parathe
02:36Toh Pattvardhan bhai ne sikhha ya
02:39Kaisa laga
02:40Voh toh khanne ke baad pata chale ghani
02:44Voh Pattvardhan bhai ne yeh nahi sikhha ya
02:46Kisko banane ke baad isse khane ka kaysse
02:49He
02:49Aray tute ta hain ni hain yeh
02:51Yeh
02:52Yeh
02:54Yeh
02:56Yeh
02:56Yeh kyaam kar kaiichi de kaiichi
02:57Iske chote chote chote tukle karta hun
02:59Baad meh ghani ki kosisiz karta hun
03:02Yeh bai
03:03Kya hai tujhe
03:04Aray bapu jiye roh
03:06Roti
03:07Goh suna mehne
03:09Santhi se baad nahi kar sakta
03:10Hamisha bichari ko daatta rata hai
03:13Aray bapu ji daatu nahi toh kya karu
03:14Ek tu isse ko yaad nahi rata hai
03:17Aray tute
03:18Ia subay uhtte hi minne
03:18Isko bohla ta ki aaj mujhe
03:20Bakri khane ya naashti meh
03:21Bakri banana
03:22Bola ta ka nahi
03:24Haan
03:24Bhol gai
03:32Dekha
03:35Dekha
03:36Baad room mein tuwal rakhne ko bola ta
03:37Bola ta ka nahi
03:41Dekha
03:41Toh tujha yaad kya rata hai
03:44Aray
03:45Subay ka sapna
03:47Haan
03:48Haan
03:48Sapni meh
03:49Aap balconi meh khaadi thae
03:50Ar
03:51Alo
03:52Alo
03:53Ek man
03:54Sunaay ni dara
03:55Alo
03:56Abhi sunaay dara
03:57Bolye bolye
03:58Ek man man
03:59Nommer legh lieta ho
03:59Pera dukaan jaake kya hai
04:01Aray
04:01Aray
04:01Aray
04:02Aray
04:02Aray
04:03Aray
04:03Aray
04:04Aray
04:05Aray
04:09Aray
04:26Aray
04:27Aray
04:27Aray
04:31Aray
04:32Aray
04:32Aray
04:32Aray
04:32Aray
04:32Aray
04:32Aray
04:37Aray
04:37Aray
04:38Aray
04:39Aray
04:45Aray
04:45Yes, that's right.
04:49If a person gets drunk in the lalas,
04:51then they get drunk and get drunk.
04:53That's right.
04:54That's right.
04:55That's right.
04:57You've never done lalas.
05:02Oh-oh.
05:03Who saw a dream?
05:04Who saw a dream?
05:05Who saw a dream?
05:08Hello, brother.
05:10Khushambit.
05:13Khushambit.
05:14Khushambit.
05:16What are you talking about?
05:17Mumbai?
05:18I'm going to take you to the airport.
05:21How do you get to the hotel?
05:24Come, come, come.
05:28Khushambit.
05:29Khushambit.
05:31Khushambit.
05:31Khushambit.
05:32Daya?
05:32Yes.
05:33Oh, Sheik bhai,
05:34your supplier is coming from the forest.
05:36Ha-ha-ha.
05:37So, let's take you to the house.
05:38You have to go to the hotel.
05:40Let's go.
05:41Are you going to eat?
05:50To eat of the house.
05:52To eat of the house.
05:55I will eat of the house.
05:57Can I not eat of the house?
05:58No.
06:02I won't eat of the house.
06:05And I'll eat of the house.
06:07We'll eat of the house.
06:08And I'll eat of the house.
06:11And I'll make you to see the Lord or get here.
06:15Bapuji, I think I need to eat my food.
06:26Listen to me, Papa.
06:30Don't say anything.
06:32I forgot to tell you something.
06:35That's what it is, tell me.
06:37I brought a new shant for you.
06:41Shant means a pen.
06:44Shant.
06:46Shant means a short pen.
06:51Shant means a short pen.
06:55Shant means a short pen.
07:01Shant.
07:02So?
07:03So, go for a little while.
07:05I have a pillow.
07:06I'll give you a shot.
07:07Call, call.
07:08It's too late.
07:09Come on.
07:09No, no.
07:09One minute.
07:10You're standing here.
07:11I'll give you a shot.
07:12Hey, hey, hey.
07:14I'm a monster.
07:15Do you like DDT?
07:17You'll give me a shot.
07:19Nonsense.
07:28Hey, honey.
07:29What are you doing?
07:30What happened?
07:33Look at your shirt.
07:34Look at them.
07:35Good.
07:37Look at Kowye.
07:39Look at how the must-free gift is.
07:40What?
07:42Where?
07:43Oh, back.
07:48Oh, go, go.
07:52Let's do this.
07:53The shot is out of the color,
07:55and it'll see it.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:57Oh, man.
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:07Oh, my God!
08:10Oh, my God!
08:12Oh, my God!
08:14What happened?
08:14I've been here!
08:15What happened?
08:16Oh, tell me about it!
08:17Tell me about it!
08:19Tell me about it!
08:22I'm going to take off my shirt and sit!
08:26What?
08:34Oh, my God!
08:36Oh, my God!
08:38Oh, my God!
08:39Oh, my God!
08:39I'll leave you alone!
08:42Oh, my God!
08:43Anything you precisa do?
08:56Oh, my God!
08:58Oh, my God!
08:59I'm going to bring my steak on your ╨│╤А╤Г╨┐╨┐as ьаИя┐╜ Bayern T├║.
09:00Girl bike╫Щ╫Ф sighing.

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