00:00The stock market has hit 53 all-time record highs since the election.
00:04Think of that in one year.
00:07Adding trillions of dollars in value, Americans' pensions and 401ks and retirement accounts.
00:13They're all through the roof.
00:15Who has a 401k?
00:17Wow.
00:19Is anybody unhappy with the job I'm doing?
00:22Your 401ks have doubled, right?
00:24Are they doubled?
00:27I have a policeman.
00:28I tell the story.
00:29Same guy.
00:30I meet him.
00:31But this wonderful, tough policeman from New York.
00:33He's taking good care of us.
00:36And he said, sir, it's so good my married life has gotten so much better.
00:41Why?
00:42My wife thought I was a loser financially.
00:44I couldn't make any money because my 401k was dying for years.
00:48And now she thinks I'm the smartest financial genius ever.
00:52It's made my sex life good.
00:55It's made my life good.
00:58It's given me a tremendous boost in life, sir.
01:02This is a big, tough cop.
01:03He said, my wife treated me like a dog.
01:05And now she admires my financial genius.
01:08And I haven't done anything.
01:10My 401k has gone through the roof.
01:12So I said, thank you very much.
01:15But everybody's there, right?
01:17Everybody's up.
01:18Has anybody gone down with their 401k?
01:20Because if you do, you're a loser.
01:23You're a loser, you know?
01:23You're a loser, you know?
01:24You're a loser, you know?
01:24You're a loser, you know?
01:24You're a loser, you know?
01:24You're a loser, you know?
01:25You're a loser, you know?
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