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00:07:42Comme je le vois, si nous tournerons à la nuit, nous serons à la nuit et à la nuit, à
00:07:46la nuit et à la nuit, à la nuit et à la nuit, à la nuit et à la nuit.
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00:08:44Oh, God, man, I could drink her bathwater.
00:08:46Dude, I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit.
00:08:48She's not your type, dog. Trust me.
00:08:51Dude, if she has a pulse, she's my type. Watch and learn.
00:08:57Hey, man.
00:09:00What's up, dude?
00:09:01Not much. Just going on a road trip with the ladies.
00:09:04Wait, you guys had...
00:09:05Daytona Beach. My brother's got a beach house. On the beach.
00:09:10Yeah, must be fate.
00:09:12That must be. We're headed there manana.
00:09:16Cool.
00:09:17Well, I was thinking that, um, me, uh...
00:09:21We should all hook up when you guys hit town.
00:09:24You got a number, hon?
00:09:25Yeah, uh, sure.
00:09:28I...
00:09:28You wouldn't happen to have a pen or paper?
00:09:33Who needs paper?
00:09:35Huh?
00:09:38You know what, ma'am?
00:09:41I couldn't agree with you more.
00:09:47So, what's your name, cowboy?
00:09:50Anderson.
00:09:51Whenever you're finished, you can come up for air.
00:09:55Anderson.
00:09:58And, uh, what is your name?
00:10:02Oh, I'll tell you.
00:10:05If I call.
00:10:11Later, boys.
00:10:13On the beach.
00:10:15Is that a score?
00:10:17I can't really say.
00:10:19She'll call.
00:10:20She wants the house.
00:10:23I can't really say.
00:10:25We're in deliverance country now.
00:10:27So, uh, unless you're into squealing like Porky Pig's love bitch, Nelson.
00:10:32I need a shortcut.
00:10:33I just have no faith, man.
00:10:35Let's go.
00:10:37Uh, nice overalls, dude.
00:10:40Mm-hmm.
00:10:51Pushin' up daisies by midnight.
00:10:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:39:48Tu veux un théon ?
00:39:50Oh, oui !
00:39:52Oh, man !
00:39:53C'est parti !
00:39:57C'est parti, Chine Girl !
00:39:58J'ai pas envie de vous faire !
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00:40:13Oh, Granny Boone done cooked up one hell of a roast of this one here.
00:40:19Yes, sir.
00:40:21Granny Boone gonna have her hands full for the festival.
00:40:25Yeah, can't wait to taste the rest of her to barbecue.
00:40:29You know, like I always say,
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00:40:38What's the deal with these people anyway, huh ?
00:40:41It's like a damn time tunnel.
00:40:42Oh, come on. Just admit it.
00:40:44You guys aren't used to old-fashioned, unspoiled southern manners.
00:40:49I'm digging it. This place is a trip.
00:40:51Sure it is.
00:40:53After you done turned a curious country boy against all that's right and decent.
00:40:57It wasn't bad.
00:40:59For a beginner.
00:41:01Oh, shit.
00:41:05You ever taken a turn at the shoes ?
00:41:08No, not since I was a kid.
00:41:10That's the thing, friend.
00:41:11You need to get better practice at the manly arts.
00:41:14Hunting and soldiering and whatnot.
00:41:16That has what to do with horseshoes ?
00:41:17Horseshoes are the military game in origin.
00:41:20Goes back to the old French trapper's method of gap and mink, as they called it.
00:41:27She's just playing hard to get.
00:41:30Hmm.
00:41:31Isabel !
00:41:43Whoa !
00:41:45God !
00:41:53Now, the good Lord has blessed each one of us with distinct virtues.
00:41:58And it is our responsibility as ladies to figure out what they are and how to use them.
00:42:04I got the gift of tongues.
00:42:06I got it for my step-pappy, the Reverend Jonas.
00:42:10I bet the Reverend's a very proud man.
00:42:11He is.
00:42:13I hope you all will allow us to share our ways.
00:42:16You are shy and rough, but under them northern exteriors, I think y'all gonna clean up real good.
00:42:24Rub a tub's up.
00:42:26Who wants me in that tub?
00:42:27Nobody.
00:42:28Get some pants on that little ding-dong of yours.
00:42:30Shoot, Granny.
00:42:31Today's my turn in the barrel.
00:42:33Well, oh, my.
00:42:36Here we are.
00:42:37The place where I got my first kiss.
00:42:40Me too.
00:42:41Of course you too.
00:42:43You ever want to kiss me?
00:42:45You are my first cousin.
00:42:47Who else is gonna do it?
00:42:48Whoa, wait a second.
00:42:49Your cousins?
00:42:52Cool.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:59Well?
00:43:00I thought you'd never ask.
00:43:03Oh, no.
00:43:05The napkin.
00:43:07You can watch from over there.
00:43:09If you're quiet.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:21Oh, you are.
00:43:22Oh, you are.
00:43:22Fuck yeah.
00:43:28You, sir, are a pig.
00:43:32What?
00:43:33A pig.
00:43:34You're boning your cousin and I'm the pig?
00:43:37Go away, boy.
00:43:38But you said I could watch.
00:43:40But you weren't quiet.
00:43:48So, what exactly do we do here?
00:43:50Gap, gentlemen, refers to the part of the mink that's not there after the toss.
00:43:54Most usually the head.
00:43:57Ah, fuck!
00:44:05Whatever, dude.
00:44:09Excuse me.
00:44:11Let me get that shot there, playboy.
00:44:13Hold my beer there, roofie.
00:44:15Sweat the style.
00:44:20Oh, shit.
00:44:22Fuck y'all.
00:44:24I'm building exactly a horse country.
00:44:27The dog is in the house.
00:44:29Hey, Lucky.
00:44:30Why don't you try your luck at this?
00:44:32Maybe it'll work out better for you.
00:44:38How is that?
00:44:40That's a mink or something.
00:44:42Come on, gap it.
00:44:45Gap it!
00:45:11Oh, my, my, my.
00:45:13Oh, she's so very pretty.
00:45:14Don't you make a heavenly southern belle.
00:45:17Miss Joey, you're going to be the next one to steal my heart.
00:45:20I don't think so.
00:45:22I think we're all playing, babe.
00:45:24I mean, I know my man's going to want to hit this when he sees it.
00:45:27Now you're talking like a real southern lady.
00:45:31Well, gosh darn it heck.
00:45:33Ain't you the prettiest little thing I ever saw?
00:45:36Easy, Cinderella.
00:45:37Well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black.
00:45:41Oh, by the way, Joey, your little boy Anderson's looking for you.
00:45:45Oh, thank God.
00:45:47Let's see if I fell.
00:45:49Leah, ladies, have fun.
00:45:51Aww.
00:45:53Don't you pay her no mind.
00:45:55Later, Rick.
00:45:57Let the hoedown begin.
00:46:02Woo!
00:46:11Grab your partner and give her a whirl.
00:46:14Woo-ya!
00:46:15Now twinkle your hair and give it a twirl.
00:46:18Woo-hoo!
00:46:19Slap your backside, lift your arms.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:23Miss the cows and the chickens, let's return it to the barn.
00:46:26Woo-woo-woo!
00:46:30Woo-woo-woo-woo-hoo!
00:46:31Woo-woo!
00:46:31Woo-woo!
00:46:32Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:46:36Little China doll.
00:46:37Ain't she sweet?
00:46:38Ooh-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:46:40Ooh-woo-woo-woo!
00:46:40I reckon she'll make you a tasty treat.
00:46:43Mwah!
00:46:44Now dance right up to the podium of honor.
00:46:46Oh, yeah!
00:46:48And let's bestow the honor upon her.
00:46:51Yee-hoo!
00:46:52Go, China girl!
00:46:54Butt!
00:46:54Cute butt!
00:46:55Woo-hoo!
00:46:56Perky little breasts.
00:46:58Yeah!
00:46:59Ooh, I want one.
01:10:17C'est notre gratitude, notre grâce, pour ce que nous nous soutiens.
01:10:25My sweet huckabilly, will you do the art?
01:10:32To our guests from the north, spread here at our feet,
01:10:37Thanks for being such tasty meat!
01:10:50C'est parti, c'est parti!
01:10:59C'est parti, c'est parti !
01:11:00Vous allez être impressionné quand vous voyez la barbecue,
01:11:04que ça a été fait pour vous !
01:11:06C'est parti !
01:11:12C'est parti !
01:11:17C'est parti !
01:11:20C'est parti !
01:11:22C'est parti !
01:11:24Y'all, on a dark meat, hmm !
01:11:33Now, you might be surprised,
01:11:35but I've always been partial
01:11:37to Chinese.
01:11:44Only problem is,
01:11:47an hour later,
01:11:48I'm still hungry.
01:11:57The South will rise!
01:11:59The South will rise!
01:12:01The South is gonna rise again!
01:12:04The South will rise!
01:12:06The South will rise!
01:12:08The South is gonna rise again!
01:12:18The South will rise!
01:12:20The South will rise!
01:12:22The South will rise!
01:12:23The South will rise!
01:12:25The South will rise!
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01:13:51Welcome back, son.
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01:19:37Hey, what's your problem? Why are you charging me like that?
01:19:40Look, you gotta help us. I know it's crazy, okay?
01:19:44But the people at Pleasant Valley, they put this detour sign in the road!
01:19:47They killed our friends! They barbecued them and fucking ate our friends!
01:19:52What in God's name are you talking about?
01:19:55And then they started killing us one by one.
01:19:59Pleasant Valley, you say? Yeah, you know Pleasant Valley, right?
01:20:02Yeah, I know it all right. Everything okay?
01:20:07I think you and me need to take a little ride.
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01:21:38Stop, stop, stop!
01:21:41We're sorry.
01:21:43It was a joke.
01:21:46Prank.
01:21:51I guess the poor souls of these fine people
01:21:53who died at the hands of you northern heathens
01:21:55ain't so partial to your joke.
01:21:58It's called respect, son.
01:22:14To the 2001 innocent Confederate citizens of Pleasant Valley,
01:22:18laid to waste on this very spot by renegade Yanks
01:22:22in the war between the states.
01:22:24An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
01:22:27Never will they rest until one for one they are a vent.
01:22:32It's dated April 22nd.
01:22:35That's today.
01:22:38But they're all dead.
01:22:48Come on.
01:22:57Fuck you, Pleasant Valley.
01:23:06Aye for an eye, Mr. Lee.
01:23:10For an eye.
01:23:11I'm sorry.
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