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00:25:27The astronauts up in the space station, are they like you?
00:25:31They are.
00:25:33They're on their way back.
00:25:37And everybody at the South Pole?
00:25:39And on nuclear submarines?
00:25:43Missile silos, Area 51?
00:25:46Yes.
00:25:48We made a point of reaching them early on.
00:25:51That's kind of the best way to do it.
00:25:54How many people like me in the world, did you say?
00:25:57Eleven others?
00:25:58Actually, now there are twelve.
00:26:01There's a gentleman in Paraguay whom we became aware of this morning.
00:26:06Were any of them hurt today when I, uh...
00:26:11Did any of them get hurt?
00:26:13There was just one minor injury.
00:26:17Mostly there was consternation.
00:26:20They're okay.
00:26:27These twelve, how many speak English?
00:26:30Five either as a second or third language.
00:26:33I want to meet those five.
00:26:35Communication wouldn't be an issue for the thirteen of you.
00:26:38We can translate.
00:26:39Nope.
00:26:40Just the English speakers.
00:26:42We'll have to ask their permission.
00:26:44Fine.
00:26:45Ask.
00:26:46The sooner the better.
00:26:54Oh shit.
00:26:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:57Hey, hey.
00:26:58Are you there?
00:26:59Can you hear me?
00:27:00We can hear you.
00:27:04Oh, if I say yes.
00:27:25Don't have any questions.
00:27:25No, no, no, no.
00:27:28I can hear you.
00:27:28Do you have any questions?
00:27:28No, no.
00:27:36You can hear.
00:27:36You can hear me.
00:27:36I can hear you.
00:27:36You can hear me.
00:27:44I can hear you.
00:28:01How you doing back here, Carol?
00:28:03Is there anything that we can get you?
00:28:04I'm good.
00:28:06Just tell him.
00:28:09You're more than welcome to sit up front with us, if you like.
00:28:12You could take the controls.
00:28:14It's fun.
00:28:15Who's flying this thing?
00:28:17That gal from TGI Fridays?
00:28:20Maybe just concentrate on her.
00:28:23Well, let us know if there's anything you need.
00:28:26Mm-hmm.
00:28:36Carol, this gathering today, we have high hopes for it.
00:28:40Great.
00:28:42But?
00:28:43But, as we say, your lives are your own.
00:28:48Which means what?
00:28:51We can't really protect you from one another.
00:28:58We'll be landing in Bilbao in 40 minutes.
00:29:15We'll stop.
00:29:19We'll be quiet.
00:29:20You can have time.
00:29:20We'll be just a moment.
00:29:20We'll be back.
00:29:30We'll be back.
00:29:33Did you have to travel time?
00:29:35Oh, yeah.
00:29:36I had a good time, yeah.
00:29:37And you?
00:29:38I think there's one lady.
00:29:39I have some pictures.
00:29:40It's very good.
00:29:42What is this?
00:29:43It's my first time outside.
00:29:45Yes.
00:29:46It's my first time outside.
00:29:48Very nice.
00:29:49How do you know?
00:29:50It was a big long.
00:30:13Would it be acceptable to everyone if we continue in English?
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17Of course.
00:30:18Wonderful.
00:30:20Oh, sorry.
00:30:22I was just in the...
00:30:26It doesn't matter.
00:30:29Hi.
00:30:30Hi.
00:30:31I'm Carol.
00:30:33Hello.
00:30:36Pleased to meet you.
00:30:39Okay, pleased to meet you.
00:30:43My name is Shumay.
00:30:45Hello.
00:30:45Hello.
00:30:46Hello.
00:30:47Shumay.
00:30:47I'm Carol.
00:30:51Kusumayu.
00:30:52Kusumayu.
00:30:53That's a lovely name.
00:30:54Nice to meet you.
00:30:55Nice to meet you.
00:30:58And, uh...
00:30:59I'm Lakshmi.
00:31:01Lakshmi.
00:31:03Great to meet you.
00:31:04Great to meet all of you.
00:31:08Wow.
00:31:10Wow.
00:31:10Just, uh...
00:31:12Wow, right?
00:31:14This is such a relief.
00:31:25Do you know who these guys are?
00:31:27Hello, Carol.
00:31:29We're family members.
00:31:30This individual is Biamba, Ottenberry's daughter.
00:31:34Hi, Carol.
00:31:35This individual is Niu Shansen, Shumay's husband.
00:31:39Tika, Kusumayu's aunt.
00:31:41Sisa, Kusumayu's cousin.
00:31:44Arush, Lakshmi's husband.
00:31:46Padma, mother of Lakshmi.
00:31:48And this is...
00:31:48Ravi, Lakshmi's nine-year-old son.
00:31:51We're very pleased to meet you, Carol.
00:31:55Yep.
00:31:56Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:32:02Um, wait a second.
00:32:04Including me, I thought there were supposed to be six of us.
00:32:07I only count five.
00:32:09Number six is a gentleman from Mauritania.
00:32:12He requested a specific aircraft, which took a bit longer.
00:32:16Mr. Kumba Diabate invites you aboard his plane once it arrives.
00:32:21He thinks it will prove suitable for your gathering.
00:32:54Oh, hello, hello!
00:33:02Tell me your boat.
00:33:06What are you doing?
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:09Ah, hello, hello!
00:33:12Why are you going to have a rotation with a bicycle?
00:33:14What, what is it called?
00:33:14It's so juicy.
00:33:25it was available to whoever asked
00:33:35bonjour
00:33:36i am kumba
00:33:39carol sterka
00:33:41nice plane
00:33:42oh my god
00:33:44i am glad to have you
00:33:48welcome to spain
00:33:50we hope that your flight has been
00:33:53it seems obvious
00:33:57please tell me
00:34:00what are you doing to the air force
00:34:02she was available to whoever asked
00:34:07welcome aboard carol
00:34:12this plane has upstairs
00:34:19this they call the nuclear football
00:34:23with it one can blow up the world
00:34:27i am joking
00:34:27i do not think it works anymore
00:34:29but don't drop it
00:34:31again a joke
00:34:32which is fitting
00:34:34anything capable of blowing up the world
00:34:36deserves to have some heft to it
00:34:45excuse me
00:34:47excuse me
00:34:47excuse me
00:34:47it was my first question
00:34:50today
00:34:51hey guys
00:34:52excuse me
00:34:55everyone
00:34:56may we have your attention
00:34:58please
00:35:02thank you
00:35:03very much
00:35:06so
00:35:07uh
00:35:08i think we're all good here
00:35:11family members
00:35:13beautiful women
00:35:15pirate lady
00:35:16you can all just go wait out on the tarmac
00:35:21why should my family have to leave
00:35:23yes
00:35:24why
00:35:24we need to talk amongst ourselves
00:35:26just this
00:35:27just the six of us
00:35:28that's why we're here right
00:35:29merci
00:35:30merci
00:35:31merci
00:35:32oh
00:35:33let's go
00:35:34s'il vous plaît
00:35:35merci c'est gentil
00:35:38oh uh
00:35:39wait pirate lady
00:35:40are there any microphones in here
00:35:43or recording devices
00:35:45there's a build-in system that came with the aircraft
00:35:48we can make sure it's turned off
00:35:57i did not know that was there
00:35:59you have complete privacy
00:36:01call us if you need us
00:36:10well
00:36:11something
00:36:12huh
00:36:20actually
00:36:20if you recall
00:36:21harrison ford never rode in the escape pod
00:36:23which i thought was a clever gambit
00:36:25he stayed behind in the cargo hold
00:36:27what are we going to do about this
00:36:29what are we going to do about this
00:36:34um
00:36:34anyone have any training in biology?
00:36:40or genetics?
00:36:44uh
00:36:44anybody a doctor? a medical doctor?
00:36:50any backgrounds in science?
00:36:52of
00:36:52any kind?
00:36:58anybody build a volcano?
00:37:00what are we going to do?
00:37:10all right
00:37:14i don't know how we do this
00:37:17i don't know where we begin
00:37:19but
00:37:21it's up to us now
00:37:23the future of humanity
00:37:25is in our hands
00:37:26as scary as that sounds
00:37:28it is
00:37:29it is up to us
00:37:31to put the world right
00:37:41why?
00:37:44why save the world?
00:37:46is that
00:37:46wait is
00:37:47that's your question?
00:37:48why does the world need saving?
00:37:50at present the situation seems very nice
00:37:54cool plane
00:37:56really
00:37:58meanwhile
00:37:59everybody everywhere else
00:38:00has turned into some kind of fucking pod person
00:38:03right?
00:38:04and it does not matter how nice they are to us
00:38:06or how many supermodels they send to peel our grapes and jerk us off
00:38:10that does not change the fact that this
00:38:12is not
00:38:13right
00:38:14i
00:38:15i've seen this movie
00:38:17we've all seen this movie
00:38:19and we know it does not end well
00:38:22are you the one who lost her temper and made them all stop moving?
00:38:30when you did this
00:38:31i was in an automobile
00:38:33my grandfather was driving
00:38:36the automobile crashed
00:38:37and my grandfather died
00:38:43i'm
00:38:45i'm sorry
00:38:46i didn't
00:38:47i'm sorry
00:38:48she not know they do that
00:38:50nobody know
00:38:52and it
00:38:53it won't happen again
00:38:56i don't know
00:38:56you seem very angry
00:38:59i'm very sorry you lost your grandfather
00:39:03but the rest of your family waiting outside
00:39:07you've lost them too
00:39:09everybody understands that right?
00:39:11your husbands, wives, parents, children
00:39:15they're not them anymore
00:39:17my child is still my child
00:39:19very much so
00:39:20that cute little boy we just met?
00:39:22the one who can perform open heart surgery and fly the space shuttle?
00:39:26yep, he's right as rain
00:39:27you listen, that is my child out there
00:39:30he is also your prime minister
00:39:33some guy you dated in high school
00:39:35your gynecologist, think about that
00:39:37you
00:39:38you are a horrible person
00:39:40okay, who is the angry one now?
00:39:42hmm?
00:39:42guys, i'm not looking for a fight here
00:39:44i'm just trying to make a point
00:39:45that this whole thing
00:39:49we have to do something
00:39:50do what?
00:39:57i am not convinced
00:39:58things are as bad as you say
00:40:04as we speak
00:40:05no one is being robbed
00:40:07or murdered
00:40:09no one is in prison
00:40:11the color of one's skin
00:40:13by all accounts
00:40:14now meaningless
00:40:17all zoos are empty
00:40:18all dogs are off their chains
00:40:23peace on earth
00:40:27assuming that's even true
00:40:31ask yourselves
00:40:33what's been lost
00:40:38why zoos are empty?
00:40:39they empty them
00:40:42everywhere
00:40:42they let loose
00:40:44all the animal
00:40:45Beijing Zoo is near my house
00:40:48i look outside
00:40:50i see giraffe eat all the leaves of my tree
00:40:53i say
00:40:54shoo shoo go go
00:40:57it do not listen to me
00:40:58hmm
00:41:00i tell you this
00:41:02i do not
00:41:04give away
00:41:05my dog
00:41:07apparently when it came to the lions and the tigers
00:41:10they suffered quite a few maulings
00:41:12can we just stick with talking about the people?
00:41:17what's going to happen
00:41:18when they figure out how to turn us into them?
00:41:23that is what i want
00:41:26i want to be with my aunt
00:41:28i want to be with my cousin
00:41:31oh honey
00:41:32no you don't
00:41:33you may think you do but you don't
00:41:35don't tell her how to think
00:41:36could you just
00:41:38please?
00:41:39please
00:41:40look
00:41:42i know you are
00:41:46lonely
00:41:47and scared
00:41:49and this whole thing
00:41:52is terribly confusing
00:41:57believe me i know
00:42:00but everything about you that's you
00:42:03everything that is
00:42:05personal and individual and special
00:42:08if we let this happen
00:42:10you won't have that anymore
00:42:14i'll have it
00:42:16i'll share it
00:42:16what did they tell you?
00:42:19what kind of promises did they make?
00:42:20no promise
00:42:21they only tell me what it's like
00:42:25you don't think it sounds wonderful?
00:42:30you don't ask them what it's like?
00:42:32no
00:42:33how could you not ask them what it's like?
00:42:36raise your hand if you ask them
00:42:40you sit there
00:42:42and you tell us
00:42:43we must do this
00:42:44we must do that
00:42:45but you don't even bother to educate yourself
00:42:48why should we listen to anything you say?
00:42:51because i'm smart enough to know you don't ask a drug dealer to describe their heroin
00:42:56now
00:42:56what are we gonna do here?
00:43:00i'm open to suggestions
00:43:08who's hungry?
00:43:11i myself am famished
00:43:21i will show you
00:43:22hello good people
00:43:23we are interested in lunch
00:43:26Oh my gosh.
00:43:42Voilà .
00:43:47Is this...
00:43:48Ce n'est pas possible.
00:43:50C'est incroyable.
00:44:01Oh, exactly like my tante Awa made it when I was a child.
00:44:06However, and I'm not complaining, mind you, I did order lobster.
00:44:10We apologize. We searched a wide radius by the only lobster currently available is Lives.
00:44:18We don't kill.
00:44:21Not even a lobster?
00:44:25Your chicken, fish, beef, veggies are the freshest we could find in the local markets.
00:44:31We do hope you enjoy.
00:44:34Yes, he is.
00:44:36Yes, he is very good.
00:44:37What is so important?
00:44:39Mmm.
00:44:40I will eat this.
00:44:43I am very good.
00:44:44No, I will eat.
00:44:44It's so good.
00:44:45These are such a hot pot.
00:44:46Watch out.
00:44:51It's so good.
00:44:54So you are vegetarian?
00:44:58that would be our preference yes and what if I wanted a scout go surely you
00:45:03can kill snails no a wasp even if it's about to sting you don't cue it no what
00:45:14if you step on tiny ship to you insect oh if you step on tiny insect by accident
00:45:21we try not to we can't purposely end life it's not in our nature well hip-fucking-hooray for you
00:45:38they won't step on a bug but they'll enslave an entire planet yeah that makes sense our
00:45:45joining is very much the antithesis of slavery if you're gonna hit me hit me
00:45:50you're joining all the marketing brains on earth and that's what you came up with wow
00:45:56there is a better word for it in calteberian oh I don't remember you asking anyone
00:46:02I don't recall anybody getting a vote on whether or not they wanted a joining
00:46:08we ourselves have no choice for us it's a biological imperative like breathing but
00:46:15every time one comes to understand how wonderful is how many fucking people died during your wonderful
00:46:22fucking joining must you cause so much there's a child present I'm sorry Ravi I apologize it's quite
00:46:34all right tell me Ravi for a pelvic exam what kind of speculum do you prefer metal or plastic what
00:46:44it would depend both of their uses but I mean you probably wouldn't do a palpation right you know
00:46:51not with those tiny little fingers how dare you how many people died we didn't intend for anyone to die
00:46:58and for the first month no one did we would bring in newcomers individually thousands every day
00:47:05it was all very peaceful but then the military discovered us and to avoid even more bloodshed we
00:47:12had to accelerate the process so how many
00:47:18how many people died
00:47:30eight hundred eighty six million four hundred seventy seven thousand five hundred ninety one as of this moment
00:47:41jesus christ
00:47:47wow um
00:47:51i guess you gotta break a few eggs huh
00:47:53hmm
00:47:57you killed eleven million
00:48:14so
00:48:17what if i caught a fish
00:48:20well say i procured a chicken or a pig and i myself did the uh what then
00:48:29we would mourn the passing of all these creatures
00:48:34but you would cook them for me
00:48:36yes
00:48:36okay
00:48:41are you going to let it continue like this
00:48:46carol
00:48:46carol after lunch we were thanking you all my life
00:48:50a tour of the guggenheim
00:48:53it's a beautiful museum
00:48:54frank gary designed it
00:48:56yeah helen talked about it
00:48:58it was on our bucket list
00:49:00but you already know that don't you
00:49:03all right warm up my plane i'm going home
00:49:08good riddance
00:49:22you
00:49:23you you you you you and especially you
00:49:30have the time of your lives
00:49:32enjoy it
00:49:33eat drink and be merry
00:49:34go to the guggenheim
00:49:37disneyland
00:49:38paris
00:49:38wherever else these whacked out moonies take you next
00:49:41but know this
00:49:43you are traitors
00:49:46you are traitors
00:49:48to the human race
00:50:07carol
00:50:10carol
00:50:11get off me
00:50:14get off me
00:50:16get the fuck off me
00:50:19get off me
00:50:19you fucking freaks
00:50:21get the fuck off me
00:50:23get off me
00:50:32god no no no no
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00:51:28I don't know.
00:52:12Good morning, Carol.
00:52:14I hope you slept well.
00:52:15How are you feeling?
00:52:21We couldn't be better.
00:52:23Thank you for asking.
00:52:26May we get you anything?
00:52:33You got anything to make me stop doing this?
00:52:36We don't.
00:52:39Sorry.
00:52:41But how about something to eat?
00:52:43We can make you some great bacon and eggs.
00:52:48Remember your trip to the inn at Little Washington, fall of 1998?
00:52:53They served out pepper bacon you still talk about.
00:52:57We flew it in for you, and your favorite crispy brioche from Le Crayer.
00:53:01How bad did I screw things up with the other five?
00:53:08Did they leave?
00:53:11All but one.
00:53:22I do what I can do.
00:53:26Oh, la, la.
00:53:28Santé.
00:53:28Merci, ma chère.
00:53:29Vous êtes si drôles, nos frémours.
00:53:40This is the finest martini I have ever tasted.
00:53:46Merci.
00:53:46Incroyable.
00:53:48Délicieux.
00:53:49Comme vous.
00:54:10Merci, mes amours.
00:54:11À tout à l'heure.
00:54:20Please, have a seat.
00:54:23Some coffee, perhaps.
00:54:34That Guggenheim is really worth a visit.
00:54:37Stunning architecture.
00:54:38You wanted to talk to me?
00:54:40Yes.
00:54:43I am headed to Las Vegas, Nevada.
00:54:46Have you been there?
00:54:48Looking for a hotel recommendation?
00:54:49No, no, no, no.
00:54:50I am staying at the Westgate.
00:54:53I will occupy the penthouse of Mr. Elvis Presley.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:57That sounds about right.
00:54:58Some say it is haunted by his ghost.
00:55:01This intrigues me.
00:55:02Okay.
00:55:04Uh, well, give Elvis my regards.
00:55:07And, um, if it is acceptable to you,
00:55:10I wish for Zosia to accompany me.
00:55:14She suggested I ask.
00:55:15I believe she needs your blessing.
00:55:17Who's Zosia?
00:55:20Your chaperone.
00:55:25Accompany you for what?
00:55:32Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:55:36What can I say?
00:55:37In the past day, I've spent time with her, gotten to know her, learned her name.
00:55:42Um, I feel we made a connection.
00:55:45Can I ask a question?
00:55:46Hmm.
00:55:48What is wrong with you?
00:55:51Hmm?
00:55:53Is it a medical condition?
00:55:55That it can't just stay in?
00:55:59I apologize.
00:56:00Clearly I've struck a nerve.
00:56:01Huh.
00:56:02If she is your companion.
00:56:04She's not my anything.
00:56:05None of them are.
00:56:06They are a bunch of brain-damaged incompetents.
00:56:09But you keep sticking your dick in them.
00:56:16Zosia?
00:56:18Would you join us, please?
00:56:29Have I behaved in an untoward fashion?
00:56:32Have I shown you?
00:56:33Any of you?
00:56:35Affection
00:56:37that was in any way unwelcome.
00:56:42For us, affection is always welcome.
00:56:48Zosia, what is the square root of, uh, 46,279?
00:56:53Okay, to round it off?
00:56:54Mm-hmm.
00:56:54Just a bit over 215.
00:56:56Hmm.
00:56:57I have a strong sense that is correct.
00:56:59Okay.
00:56:59Let me, let me see if I've got this straight.
00:57:03Casanova McBoner here wants you to join his harem, which is hunky-dory with you, provided
00:57:08I give you my permission?
00:57:13That's your idea of paradise?
00:57:15Being used like some sex doll?
00:57:17And I'm what, your pimp?
00:57:18That is completely uncalled for.
00:57:20You're completely uncalled for.
00:57:21The entire fucking world is ending.
00:57:24And instead of doing the right thing and trying to help me, you'd rather run around sticking
00:57:27your...
00:57:27Please, the last thing these people need is you losing your temper.
00:57:40You want to go with him?
00:57:43Go with him.
00:57:47Please work this out yourselves.
00:57:50We can't choose.
00:57:52Yes, you can.
00:57:53If you can do square roots in your head, you can make choices.
00:57:56And there's a whole third option, where you just tell us both to piss off.
00:58:02If we were to choose, it would hurt one of you.
00:58:08We can't do that.
00:58:20Perhaps I've not seen the movies you spoke of.
00:58:23But to me, this does not feel like the end of the world.
00:58:38We can't continue to do with...
00:58:42To me, this is what I've surfaced to you.
00:58:43Kill you, to miy B.
00:58:44Kill you.
00:58:44Kill you, to miyling.
00:58:45Kill you.
00:58:46Kill you.
00:58:47Kill you.
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