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00:00TARAK MEHTA KA ULTA CHASHMA
00:30तिर भी आप इतने अच्छी लेखर कैसे बन गए?
00:32Angeley,
00:33में में मर्क्स का,
00:34जिंदगी में काम्याभी से कोई रिष्टा नहीं होता.
00:36Acha?
00:37Einstein को mathematics में कितने कम मर्क्स मिने थे,
00:40लेकिन वो कितने बड़े scientists वने
00:42Phil Gates,
00:4311th class था की school में रहे,
00:45But how big a company became?
00:47Just, just, just, I understand.
00:49That my husband was great,
00:51but the teachers,
00:53they couldn't understand their language.
00:55Right?
00:59In other words,
01:01there was nothing better than school days.
01:03It was a day.
01:05There was so much fun,
01:06there was no doubt,
01:07and there was so much trouble.
01:11I remember that
01:13this tappu
01:14took a piece like this tappu
01:18every day,
01:18new tappu,
01:19new tappu.
01:23Sir, can you come to the tappu?
01:26You've come to the tappu.
01:31Come on.
01:32I'm just watching you.
01:34I'm just watching you.
01:34Every day,
01:35every day, your tappu is increasing.
01:37Every teacher
01:39complains for you.
01:40What is this?
01:42What happened, sir?
01:45Do you know,
01:46Miss Pereira,
01:47for eight months,
01:49it's gone.
01:50Sir, the tappu,
01:54the tappu,
01:55I've had to do
01:55my hair.
01:56But,
01:56you've put it in her hair.
01:59Look,
02:00this is Vina Madam's complaint.
02:02You're talking all around
02:03and you're disturbing
02:04all around.
02:05What do you say about this?
02:07This is a joke, sir.
02:08You're gone.
02:09Can anyone talk to you?
02:11Yes.
02:11What?
02:13You're lying in Vina Madam's
02:14in class?
02:16That's something, sir.
02:17But I don't do anything.
02:18What do you do?
02:20I'm doing it.
02:21I have to complain about you.
02:23I keep complaining about you.
02:24Oh, sir.
02:25It's not a Sunday for school.
02:26Oh?
02:28Good.
02:28I will go to you every day.
02:31Go.
02:32I'll take your father to your school.
02:34But, sir,
02:35what will they do in this time?
02:37Shut up!
02:39You need to know everything about your father.
02:42I'll do it later.
02:44And if he doesn't come, I'll leave you from school.
02:48But, sir...
02:49Stop! Don't make any questions.
02:51I want no arguments, understand?
02:54Now, I'll talk to you with your father.
02:56Go!
03:00Hey, God, what a girl!
03:08Oh, my God!
03:10Tappo!
03:22Chaluri, tomato, chaluri.
03:24Hey, Tappo!
03:25Great, Tappo!
03:27Chia baad hai!
03:29Tappo...
03:30...kip purana dabbeek jesai muu kyu banake rakha hai.
03:33Kool me kisne maara gya hai.
03:35Huh?
03:38Tappo?
03:42Hey, Tappo!
03:43Kya baad hai?
03:44Hey, madha chahi tereko?
03:46Huh?
03:54Abdul, tere baas koi safari ya kuch hai?
03:57Haan hai...
03:58Lekin, bhoek puani hai.
03:59Salegi!
04:00Tum balo me teel daal kar...
04:01...acchhi tera tayar hoke aasakti ho!
04:03Haan...
04:03Lekin, karna kya laai?
04:05Kuch nahi...
04:05Tappo ko ek baap chahi hai.
04:07Haan!
04:08Kya?
04:09Aray, aas tak minne suna tha...
04:11...ki logo ko beeta chahiye.
04:12Ye baap kaha sa paita ho sakti ho sakti ho?
04:14Tum tappo ke baap ban sakti ho?
04:16Mä?
04:18Na...
04:18Aray, bas, ek gundte ke liye...
04:20...kal gyanarah baje meere baap ban ke skool me aasakti ho?
04:22Aray, nay, nay, nay, nay!
04:23Yeh, merese ni ho sakti ho...
04:48Haan...
05:17...badaai karne ke wajaya...
05:18...meera baal gopal...
05:20...meera baal gopal...
05:20Haan...
05:21...aap pupuk lagi hai na?
05:22Maa...
05:23Bolo beta...
05:24...poori life kya ekki papa se jina padta hai?
05:27Matlab?
05:27Naya papa nahin mil sakti...
05:29Haan...
05:30Yeh toh kya bol raha hai?
05:32Leh...
05:32Aray, mujhe bhi naya beta chahiyeh...
05:34...Aaj tak nahin mila...
05:35...soh, tujhe naya papa kaha sa milenyeh...
05:37...kya baapuji aap bhi?
05:38Aray, isse bhook lagi hai...
05:39...Isse bhool raha hai...
05:41...mai nashita lhe k rati ho...
06:10...kya huwa?
06:12Khoch nai...
06:13...joot mat bol...
06:14...sach bata...
06:15...Skool se shikhaayat hai hai...
06:19...haan...
06:20...aray, kya huwa...
06:21...mujhe bata na...
06:22...Bag di jiyeh...
06:24...leh bai...
06:25...leh bai...
06:29...Dada ji, please muche baca lije na...
06:30...lekhine...
06:30...lekhine...
06:30...lekhine...
06:31...lekhine...
06:32...lekhine...
06:33...lekhine...
06:34...areeh...
06:35...Tapu...
06:35...yye toh angreji me hai...
06:37...or merre liye toh angreji...
06:38...mintelab bhaans beraabar...
06:40...Papa ko principal neh skool meh milne bula hai hai...
06:42...so leja...
06:43...Kya leja...
06:44...Papa ko lunge pe nahin bula hai...
06:46...Agar maa papa ko nahin le gya...
06:48...Toh principal muhje skool se nikal denge...
06:52...Dada ji, please muche baca lije na...
06:54...lekhine...
06:55...meh kaysa baca houn...
06:56...Simple...
06:57...Aap Tapu ke papa mankar aayye...
06:59...Kya?
07:00...Pleez Dada ji...
07:02...Nai...
07:02...Nai Tapu...
07:03...Yee ni ho saka...
07:04...Yee ghalat hai...
07:05...Toh thik hai Dada ji...
07:09...Aap meri help nai karo ge...
07:11...Toh...
07:11...Mujhe skool se nikal denge...
07:14...Or merra future...
07:19...Tik hai, Tik hai...
07:21...Kab jana hai...
07:22...Kal siuba gyanah baje...
07:27...Pleez Dada ji...
07:35...Pleez Dada...
07:41...Arre...
07:42...Mineh telifon ka bil rakha ta...
07:44...Yahan kahan...
07:44...Tummeh pata hai...
07:45...Kahan...
07:45...Mujhe nahi pata...
07:46...Toh tumko pata kya hota hai...
07:48...Hee...
07:49...Yee kya hai...
08:05...Pleez Dada...
08:10...Pleez Dada...
08:11...Pleez Dada...
08:20...Pleez Dada...
08:32...Pleez Dada...
09:03...Pleez Dada...
09:33...Pleez Dada...
10:03...Nahin karta hai...
10:07...Inter souffartis...
10:07...Yek Tapu...
10:08...Yek Tapu...
10:09...Yek Tapu...
10:09...Yek Tapu...
10:09...Yek Tapu past...
10:10...ION seventeen a lettari...
10:12...Yek Tapu...
10:17I won't come.
10:18I won't come.
10:19That won't come.
10:20Because I have given the number.
10:26Sir?
10:27I've come.
10:32Hello.
10:36Hello.
10:37Hey, son.
10:42Yes, you...
10:43I'm Tappu's dad.
10:45He's a big boy.
10:48But you look so big.
10:51Well, my father is bigger than his son.
10:53I don't even know.
10:54I mean, you look like Tappu's dad.
10:59That's what I said.
11:01I love Tappu's dad and dad.
11:05I mean, I didn't understand you.
11:07I wanted to say that...
11:08One minute.
11:09I'll explain you.
11:10I had a baby.
11:12I ate a baby.
11:14I ate a baby.
11:15I ate a baby.
11:15So, I went and went and went.
11:18But my age is 42 years old.
11:22What age is 42?
11:25But...
11:26I don't know about the money.
11:28It's my pleasure, son.
11:29You'll be like me as a day.
11:32Then you'll know what's going on.
11:33What's going on and what's going on.
11:35Sorry, sorry.
11:36I didn't mean to say that Tappu is your dad.
11:41Yes.
11:42Once again.
11:43Tell me.
11:43Why did you call me here?
11:45Look.
11:46The whole school is because of Tappu.
11:48And the whole teachers are surprised by her.
11:54Do you know?
11:56What?
11:56She was just trying to hit Miss Pereira's hair.
12:00She was taking off her hair.
12:00And so, she had to remove her hair.
12:03Then tell her, take a week.
12:05What?
12:06Oh, that's not too much.
12:07This girl.
12:08One minute, Principal.
12:09You never did any damage in the childhood?
12:12What was that?
12:13But what?
12:14You have to get out of school now.
12:16So, you have to become a principal?
12:17No, I'll tell me.
12:18Tell me.
12:19Look, this is not the point.
12:21This point is that thousands of complaints are coming from this.
12:24This is coming from the moment.
12:26This is not doing homework. This is late school.
12:29What are we doing? What are we doing?
12:31This is more than the money we have done.
12:34It's more than the money we have done.
12:35This is a small child.
12:37There is no mother who is not a dream.
12:38You are afraid of the children in school,
12:40or you are afraid of the children,
12:41or you are afraid of the children.
12:43You are asking of homework.
12:45Where will this homework be from?
12:46What do you think of homework?
12:48And you are like this with children.
12:51I will go to the elementary school.
12:52He is my friend's friend.
12:54He is your friend's friend?
12:56But he is about 60 years old.
13:01So, when did I say that I am his friend's friend?
13:04He is my friend's friend.
13:06And you know Rita Ripperter?
13:07We live in our society.
13:09I will tell you about your school on TV.
13:12Okay, okay.
13:13Look, you speak a lot.
13:15I am coming.
13:38Excuse me.
13:39Come on, Papa.
13:40Let's go outside.
13:46Hey, brother.
13:47Where's our principal's office?
13:49I don't know.
13:50Huh?
13:51My brother, you're my good old lady.
13:54I don't know.
13:56I don't know what you are.
14:00You don't know what you are.
14:01I don't know how to be a principal's office.
14:02Yes, it's my sister.
14:03Who is your principal?
14:04Who do you know or not?
14:06Today is my birthday.
14:08With Dad's birthday.
14:09Let's go!
14:16Hello, teacher.
14:18Are you the first day of your work today?
14:20No.
14:20I've been very busy here.
14:22Let's go.
14:23So, where's the principal's office?
14:25Here.
14:28Hello.
14:33Can I come here?
14:35No.
14:38But you didn't even call me.
14:40Okay.
14:41Let's go.
15:03Yes, I...
15:05Jeth Lal Gada.
15:06Tipendra's father.
15:07You're not my father?
15:09No.
15:10So, what's your name for him?
15:12This is something like that.
15:13What?
15:15I mean...
15:16If you don't take his name, it's good.
15:18What?
15:19Let's go.
15:20Let's go.
15:21What?
15:21What?
15:22Okay, okay.
15:23I'll take my father's name.
15:25My father's name is Chumpak Lal Jentilal Gada.
15:29Okay.
15:30Now go.
15:33Sir, you've...
15:38Sir...
15:39Sir...
15:39Hey, what?
15:40Dependra's name was a complaint.
15:41He's called for it, right?
15:42No complaint.
15:43No complaint.
15:43It's yours.
15:47You can keep this paper in the bag.
15:49What?
15:50You don't want to see.
15:51So, you don't need to see it?
15:54How can you do it without talking?
15:54How can you do it without talking?
15:56You have to talk with the phone.
15:59Okay.
16:00I'll send you a phone.
16:01Give me your number.
16:02I don't give my phone to people.
16:05Look, this is a way of talking.
16:08Huh?
16:08Can you tell me so much?
16:11Now?
16:14What's happening in my cabin, Mr. Jethalal?
16:17Look, what can I tell you?
16:19You go to bed.
16:20You go to bed.
16:21Why are you sitting in my cabin, Mr. Jethalal?
16:24Oh, sorry.
16:25This is your cabin.
16:26Hey, brother.
16:27Why are you talking around once again?
16:29You sit down.
16:30I'm talking with Jethalal.
16:33Who am I?
16:35Who am I?
16:35What do you know?
16:36Who am I?
16:39Okay, okay.
16:40Who are you here?
16:41Who are you here?
16:42You've called me.
16:43I've called you.
16:45Why?
16:46Why?
16:46So, Tipendra is a complaint, right?
16:48For Tipendra's complaint, I called him to his father.
16:52And he's here.
16:57This is not Tipendra's father.
17:00What?
17:04So, who is Tipendra's father?
17:06I am.
17:08You?
17:08So, who is this?
17:10This is my father.
17:12Uh-oh.
17:15One of whom is Matajiotional.
17:17Father, please stay there.
17:22You are.
17:23Viago erstmal.par
17:28So
17:29you are Tipendra's father. Yes.
17:32And he
17:32is your father. Yes.
17:35If you
17:35are so stiff, whether a
17:38father used to this... Then you
17:39have to come with him. I have
17:39no harm!
18:05I am sorry, sir.
18:10Sir, if you have to punish me, please don't do anything to my grandfather.
18:18My grandfather is mine. I had to make my grandfather's father.
18:23No, no, Principal, this is a child. The grandfather is mine.
18:28The grandfather is my grandfather's father.
18:31Whatever you give to me, please give me your father.
18:34What will happen to him?
18:36What will happen to him?
18:38If he has a child's face, he will also be in focus.
18:40Stop it. I am talking about this.
18:43Principal, you don't have to remember one thing.
18:46This Tappu told me a little bit.
18:50Everyone understood their own foolishness.
18:52I am telling you, please forgive me, Principal.
18:56There is also written in our scholars,
18:57that you have to do with your father's father.
18:59But not your father's father.
19:03Okay, okay.
19:05Look, Tappu.
19:07I am sorry for you this time.
19:09But if you have to do this next time,
19:11he will take the real father's father.
19:14He will take the real father's father.
19:18Principal.
19:19Yes.
19:19What are you doing here?
19:21Who are you?
19:22Jethalal Chappagal Gaara.
19:28Jethalal Chappagal Gaara.
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