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00:52to cancer. Now last night Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon
00:57singing the same song on loop for 24 hours. Just over an hour ago they set off for our Stratford
01:04studios still singing. We can check in with Lee Francis who is with them right now. Lee how's it going?
01:13It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:22Are you sick of the song yet? How long has this been going on? Yeah I've been singing the song
01:28yes I'm singing
01:29How Long Has This Been Going On? Challenge! How long has this been going on? Good luck Lee please get
01:36them here in one piece we'll see you in a little bit.
01:45We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick lighting off
01:50our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester we will see you in a soon after Celebrity Gobble Box!
02:04This is no way that I'm watching celebrities watch celebrities. Nope. Yeah no way there. Totally normal.
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02:36Silent night
02:38You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:41Holy night
02:43All is calm
02:48All is bright
02:54All round
02:55Young
02:57Oh I was harmonising but did you just not know the words?
03:00No.
03:01All is perfect world
03:04Ah!
03:07Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:09You want some of this?
03:11Oh a lettuce!
03:12Look out!
03:13Oh no see!
03:14Oh now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
03:18The gravy.
03:20Yeah!
03:21Yeah.
03:21Do you like this music?
03:22No not particularly.
03:23So suck on that!
03:25Oh wow!
03:26He's been a bad boy!
03:28Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:30Not a chance Julie.
03:31Oh!
03:32Yes!
03:33Look at that!
03:34He's had an absolute feast!
03:35Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:38For a banana!
03:39This is insane!
03:41Well thank God that's over.
03:42I've got a headache run.
03:43It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this.
03:47That's very modern isn't it?
03:49Nothing.
03:49No one saw that coming.
03:50No.
03:51In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours.
03:55We enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:58It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
04:02It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:05Good to see you Mel.
04:07Oh wait!
04:08It's Mel!
04:10Mel and Sue.
04:11That's that.
04:12Yep.
04:13That's her last name?
04:14Mel and Sue.
04:15Mel and Sue.
04:17First name Melon.
04:20Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney Plus.
04:24The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:30I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:33Yeah I know.
04:34That's why you're with me.
04:35You love the British.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Like Mary Poppins.
04:39Maybe that's it.
04:40Well she was Mary Poppins.
04:41Yeah.
04:41That's what I'm saying.
04:43Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:46Yes.
04:46Yes.
04:47Great.
04:47Perfect.
04:48I'll take it.
04:49When you wear a smock.
04:51It's my favorite.
04:52Every Tuesday then.
04:55And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:59Guess what else is in this salad?
05:01It's literally your favorite salad of all time.
05:03Beets.
05:04Black olives.
05:05How do you say it?
05:06Beetroot.
05:07Beetroot.
05:08Beetroot.
05:09I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:12I love mocking.
05:13The pronunciation maybe.
05:14Beetroot.
05:15Beetroot.
05:16What do you say?
05:18Well I might say it.
05:19Beetroot.
05:21Beetroot.
05:21But there's not two T's.
05:23Beetroot.
05:23I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:26Beetroot.
05:27So you're wrong?
05:28Probably.
05:29I love beetroot.
05:37In West London.
05:39You like a longer one though don't you?
05:41Well it's like a finger.
05:42It's harder to do with a short fat one.
05:44The tenants.
05:45Do you know it is something though I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:48Oh come on Georgia it's Christmas.
05:49I know.
05:50We're very busy.
05:51Well you're not.
05:53Well because I've done everything.
05:54So you could make that.
05:55You could make that your job.
05:56Your one Christmas job.
05:57Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
06:00Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying yeah.
06:02Is that not clear?
06:04You can do pigs in blankets.
06:06I'll do everything else.
06:07On Tuesday night Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:12Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for like to keep your mind sharp?
06:17I occasionally do like I like sort of brain teasers.
06:22What would be your area of speciality?
06:24Rubik's Cube.
06:25Are you 1% of the country?
06:27Are you top 1%?
06:28I used to be.
06:29Before I had multiple children.
06:31What would be your best round?
06:32Music probably.
06:34I don't know.
06:3580s, 70s music.
06:37How old do you think I am?
06:38I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:39I know.
06:40It keeps changing.
06:41It does keep changing.
06:42That's how age works.
06:43See I don't understand numbers.
06:48Alright let's go.
06:49We're definitely at 1%.
06:50Yeah totally.
06:51I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:54Oh no.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Welcome to the 1% to have the rollover.
06:58Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
07:00Awful suit he's wearing man.
07:02Lee Mack would ya.
07:03Oh yeah it's got a looking hat about him.
07:05Okay it's time for our first question.
07:07Bit of shorts from you be nice.
07:09No shouting out.
07:10Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:13So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:16So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:19So we should get this.
07:20So we should get this.
07:20Are you backing yourself?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Ellie you'll be alright even thickers get this one right.
07:25Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:27Okay.
07:27I'm out.
07:28She is looking for someone with dark hair,
07:31who doesn't wear glasses and is not clean shaven.
07:34Who does she pick?
07:35Is that literally the question?
07:37First of all Marissa got problems.
07:39Is Marissa going dating or playing guess who?
07:43Who?
07:43Oh it's E.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Okay so.
07:46D.
07:47Oh it's not clean shaven.
07:48A. Oh my god I'm out already.
07:49A.
07:50You out.
07:51Alright.
07:51I thought it was who's clean shaven.
07:52No no no.
07:53No no no.
07:54I have time.
07:55I know there's a time but what happens when you fill out the circle.
07:58I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:59You can't like X out the circle.
08:00I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
08:01I would still be thinking.
08:02No A.
08:03Right let's see who's lights stay on and are still in the game
08:05and how many people are out.
08:06Who got it wrong?
08:07Nobody can be out on this.
08:08They will beg.
08:09There'll be some.
08:10You'd be blue lighted.
08:15So how are they out?
08:18It's A.
08:19B has glasses.
08:20C has blonde hair.
08:21And D is clean shaven.
08:22But B looks quite like me.
08:24Next.
08:25Easy that.
08:25I hope they're going to get harder.
08:27To be fair if I was on a dating app I would be looking for someone different to you.
08:29Not the same as you.
08:30I've already got you.
08:31I'd be looking for like an alt.
08:33What are you looking for an extra?
08:34Okay let's move on to the 35% question.
08:36Ooh 35%.
08:37Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:40This is where he usually balls it up.
08:41What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
08:46What?
08:46Oh it's you.
08:48Bold.
08:49Amphosand question mark.
08:51Head and shoulders.
08:52Head and shoulders above everyone else.
08:53Yes.
08:54Head and shoulders.
08:54Oh I didn't even see that bit.
08:58This is going to be an English thing.
09:00I don't.
09:00Or a British thing.
09:02I won't.
09:02Head and balls.
09:04No.
09:04Head and balls?
09:05Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:11Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:15Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:17Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:17Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:19Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:22Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:24Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:26Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:28Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:29Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:32Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:33Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:34Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:36Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:37Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:37So I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:39Look at the image to the right.
09:41Yes.
09:42Oh, that's all right, then.
09:44I've watched enough bullseye.
09:45I should get this right.
09:46If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points,
09:493 o'clock is worth 26 points,
09:51and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points,
09:54how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:58I don't understand what that means.
10:00I don't understand what that means.
10:01Did you times it by something?
10:029 o'clock is 31.
10:04That's crazy.
10:05That's a good question.
10:069 o'clock is worth 31.
10:07Please, in your head.
10:08I can't do it in my head.
10:0940.
10:10That's 40.
10:1512 o'clock would be at the top.
10:17Was it worth, baby?
10:20You're asking me to give you the answer
10:22when I don't know the answer.
10:239 o'clock.
10:25I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:28Let's have a look at the answer.
10:30It's 40.
10:31The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:3540.
10:3540.
10:36Shit, a brick.
10:37There is no hands on that.
10:39I still don't fucking understand what the answer is.
10:41It's someone in the answer.
10:42I still don't understand.
10:43I hate the 1% club.
10:45That's a fucking super game.
10:46After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:49we are left with the 1% question.
10:51OK, here we go.
10:52Yes.
10:53Whoa.
10:531%.
10:54I can't fall at this now.
10:56Good luck.
10:57This is your 1% question.
11:00I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
11:04Tonight's tonight.
11:05I can feel it in my water.
11:06Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:10Glasses, glasses, quickly.
11:11What a name.
11:12What a fucking name.
11:13If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:17what are the final four?
11:20Oh, God.
11:21I don't even understand the question.
11:23What?
11:24Four.
11:24Oh.
11:25It's the last four out of head.
11:28So, wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:31So, it's...
11:32A, B, C, D, E.
11:34Five is E.
11:35So, it's eight...
11:37Er...
11:38Five.
11:39A, B, C, D, E.
11:42A, B, C, D.
11:43Eight, five, one...
11:44Can you show up, please?
11:46Eight, five, one, four.
11:48Eight, five, one, four.
11:51It's a...
11:52It's alphabetical numbering.
11:55Eight, five, one, four.
11:58This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:59Eight, five...
12:01OK, your time's up.
12:02One.
12:03Three.
12:04Eight, five, one, three.
12:06Eight, five, one, three.
12:07Eight, five, one, three.
12:08I've got it.
12:09Have you?
12:09I've got it.
12:10Eight, five, one, three.
12:13Eight, five, one, four.
12:15Oh!
12:16Oh, you were...
12:16No, I said four.
12:17You never said three.
12:18Eight, five, one, four, didn't I?
12:19Oh, well...
12:20I said eight, five, one, four.
12:21You never said eight, five, one, three.
12:23Oh, I love you so much.
12:25You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:27I can get some things right.
12:29Handsome and smart.
12:31Thanks, baby.
12:34I was saying that.
12:35I know you've...
12:37You've never said that before in your life,
12:38and I appreciate it.
12:39Oh, of course I have.
12:41Oh, what do you know?
12:45And how did you do?
12:46I did fine.
12:47Mm-hmm.
12:49Out on the first question, I believe?
12:53Yeah.
12:53And subsequently got none of them right?
12:57Yeah.
12:58Yeah, that's correct, Neil, and that's fine.
13:00How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
13:02Because it's such a ludicrous name, there must be some reason why...
13:05That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:06Well, I mean, it's just, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:09The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:13All right, Columbo.
13:20We have.
13:21Who's seen this one?
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13:41In New York...
13:43I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:45Yeah, you got your way.
13:46We got a small tree.
13:47Hey, don't make it about me.
13:49Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:51You want a small tree.
13:52I want a big tree.
13:52No.
13:53I sort of thought we compromised, and then I got home and went, oh, this thing is tiny.
13:56But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:58I thought so, and then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
14:01I think he was distracted.
14:02Let me just do one more layer of branches.
14:04Yeah.
14:04I should have spoken up.
14:05You should have.
14:06You know what I keep thinking?
14:07Because I know it's only been two days.
14:08What?
14:09I keep thinking, like, when you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:12You've got another tree.
14:13Take down all the lights.
14:14I will notice.
14:15I don't know if you will.
14:18On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:24This next one I know all about, and you don't know anything, because you're an American.
14:29So it's catchphrase.
14:30So this is supposed to, oh, do you know, like, Wheel of Fortune?
14:33Yes.
14:34You spin a wheel, and you solve the puzzle.
14:37Say no more.
14:38I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:41Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:43Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:45I mean, I think you like it because it's simple.
14:50I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:52I don't, well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:53Believe it.
14:54It's it, but you see if you see it, see it.
14:56It's it, but you see if you see it, see it.
14:58Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
15:02Festive and celebrity.
15:04What's next?
15:05Let's not hold back, let's get going.
15:07Are you ready at home?
15:09Super ready.
15:09Well, we'll try.
15:10We'll give it our try, Stephen.
15:11We're here, but we're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:13Come on.
15:14Here is your first catchphrase.
15:15Good luck.
15:16Oh, edge of your seat.
15:18Yay!
15:21So what am I supposed to do?
15:22What's the little phrase?
15:23What's the little piece on earth?
15:24World piece.
15:25Oh, that's it?
15:26This is the game?
15:27Yeah.
15:27World piece.
15:29Just say what you say.
15:30I have no, a Twinkie and a rocket?
15:32What are we looking at?
15:34Just say what you see.
15:34Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:40Bill.
15:40Bill Bailey's got it.
15:41Bill Bailey's no, he's no slouch.
15:43He's got it.
15:43Christmas peace.
15:44Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:47Christmas peace.
15:48They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:50He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:52Oh my God, he does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:56Peace on earth.
15:57It's peace on earth.
15:58Of course she gets it.
16:00It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
16:02Oh my God.
16:03I'm in.
16:04Here's your next catchphrase.
16:05Georgia, this one's yours.
16:08Best sheep.
16:10Sheep necklace.
16:12What is happening here?
16:14Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:16Oh, it might be a goat.
16:18Best in goat.
16:19Best in goat.
16:20Bill.
16:21Er, the greatest of all time.
16:23The goat.
16:24Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:27All right, Bill Joel.
16:28I don't get that.
16:29Nommi, I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:32Nommi, these catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:35Well, for the youth.
16:36They're quite youth-based.
16:37We're far too old for this.
16:38Well, you are.
16:39Here's your next one.
16:43Sprinkling.
16:44Dusting.
16:44Dropping the...
16:45Dropping your dust.
16:46Soar bag.
16:46Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:49What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:50Something horrifying.
16:52What the hell was that?
16:53What is he doing?
16:54He's chucking away his back.
16:55What is he chucking his ass?
16:57Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
17:00Back?
17:01Dusty bam.
17:02No.
17:04What's he up to there?
17:07He threw his back out the door.
17:09Threw his back out.
17:09Threw his back out.
17:10Put his back out.
17:11Put his back out.
17:12Threw my back in.
17:14Oh, threw my back out?
17:15There we go.
17:15Out.
17:16No, no, Ian's better.
17:18Bill.
17:19He's put his back out.
17:20He certainly has.
17:21We got that one right.
17:22I got that.
17:23He put his back out.
17:24He put his back out.
17:25Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:29After all that, Bill had made it to the final
17:32for the chance to win £50,000.
17:35Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:37Simple as that.
17:38Are you ready?
17:39I'm ready.
17:39Come on, Bill.
17:41Come on, Jane.
17:45Ooh.
17:46Gold celebrities.
17:47Pointing golden balls.
17:49Look at my balls.
17:50Golden globes, red carpet.
17:52Says the actor.
17:55Couple of gold worlds.
17:56Golden globe awards.
17:58Pass.
17:59Pass?
17:59Pass.
18:02Reading the plot backwards.
18:03Follow the plot.
18:04Follow the plot.
18:05Yes, yes.
18:07Plot.
18:08Ooh.
18:09Plot twist.
18:10Oh, unraveled.
18:10The plot.
18:11Go, unraveled.
18:11Plot twist.
18:12Oh, right.
18:13The plot thickens.
18:14What thickens?
18:15Bill?
18:16He's not going to get a PhD.
18:18The plot spirals.
18:19What's another spiral, Bill?
18:20Come on, Bill.
18:21But catchphrases are bot spirals.
18:23Complicated plot.
18:24The plot turns into a spiral.
18:26Oh, my God, Bill.
18:28No, he's put on the spot.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:30The plot thickens.
18:31Pass.
18:32Come on, Bill.
18:33I'm not judging, because I bet when you're there it's tough.
18:36But Bill is shit at this.
18:40House party.
18:41House party.
18:42Come on, Bill.
18:43House party.
18:44Oh, it's about time.
18:45Correct, next.
18:46Number eight.
18:47Oh, we're out of time.
18:48Oh, no.
18:49Poor guy.
18:512,500 pounds.
18:53Bill is my listen, Bill.
18:55Sorry.
18:55Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:57You do.
18:58No, you should apologise.
18:59Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
19:03I don't know.
19:04On reflection.
19:06That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:08What was this charity we never found out?
19:09We didn't know that, no.
19:11Hopefully it's stand up to cancer.
19:15This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:21We have three children.
19:23Matthew's the eldest, and then Rebecca is the middle child,
19:26and Sophie the baby.
19:28Oh, look all the measurements.
19:30Did that with the kids.
19:32Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:34Always got my nerves.
19:36Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:42Aw.
19:44That smells infectious.
19:47She was probably about nine or ten,
19:49and she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street,
19:53and she just decided from that moment on,
19:55that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:59Oh, God, how amazing.
20:01I think that nine years of age is saying,
20:02you want to be a doctor.
20:03That's dedication, isn't it?
20:04Yes.
20:05We were just so proud.
20:07Mm.
20:08She loved being a doctor.
20:12Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:14Yeah.
20:15So, back in June 2023,
20:19she basically had gone out for a few drinks,
20:22nothing crazy, come home,
20:23and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
20:26So, she went into A&E.
20:28She noticed that her tummy was distended
20:30for a few days afterwards.
20:32She spoke to her consultant,
20:33and he said,
20:34I'm going to send you for a scan,
20:35let's have a look.
20:39Who are you?
20:41Jesus.
20:45Oh, no.
20:50God.
20:54As parents,
20:56do you try and do everything
20:58in your power
21:00to look after your child?
21:11And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:14Has it got no control at all, have you?
21:16Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:18Seeing your sister so weak and ill,
21:21and then having to shave her hair off is...
21:23is, yeah.
21:30Heartbreaking.
21:32Oh, God.
21:35You had your hair off.
21:37It's one of the worst bits.
21:38Yes.
21:59Oh, no.
22:02Bloody hell, Becca.
22:09There are no further children...
22:10Oh.
22:14Oh.
22:14Oh, no.
22:14Oh, there's no hope now.
22:24When you're told there is no hope...
22:29You've got nothing left to say.
22:36I kind of sat on the edge of the bed
22:37and had her head just on my shoulder,
22:39and I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:43And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:46I sat with her on the bed at that point,
22:49and again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:53She came into this world, and I held her.
22:57And I held her.
22:57And as she left...
22:59As she left this world, I held her too.
23:09Oh, my God.
23:12Oh, my God.
23:19It's not right.
23:22It is awfully sad.
23:25No mother should bury her child.
23:28No mother should bury her child.
23:38Oh, God.
23:40God, Susan.
23:40She didn't have long, did she?
23:4230.
23:44It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:53You raise your children.
23:55You try and get them to do everything,
23:57and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s.
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24:38Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:49We've got that one little goggle dog set-up race here,
24:52and, look who's joined with her,
24:54it's only really Greg Deavis.
24:55Oh, hello.
24:57You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:59So were you, weren't we?
25:01We were.
25:01Weren't we quite there?
25:03It was amazing chemistry.
25:04And our mascots are wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:07But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Horn.
25:10I have.
25:11Little Alex, I have.
25:12And it's tough for me,
25:14because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now
25:17saying I despise them.
25:19And I do.
25:21I do.
25:23But even you have got to be...
25:24But it's difficult on a night like this.
25:25And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:28I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:28So for 24 hours already,
25:31they have been singing the same song.
25:33This is Alex Horn and the one section.
25:35We join them live now.
25:42We're on our way here to the studio.
25:45How do you think he's looking?
25:46I think he looks close to tears.
25:50And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:53He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause
25:56and also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:59There's three things I hope for, Claire.
26:01And the trouble is, look, he really does love his music
26:04and he may never ever want to play an instrumental singer
26:06again.
26:07Oh, I think he's...
26:07I think he's learned a lesson here.
26:10I think he's learned a lesson.
26:11A very valuable one.
26:12Some of his ideas,
26:13they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:17But I mean, what an effort from the boy
26:19and from the rest of the band.
26:21It's incredible.
26:22I honestly think, you know,
26:24this is the music marathon we never knew we needed
26:27and you can follow it live.
26:29Look at them.
26:29Sorry, Claire.
26:31Look how broken they are.
26:32They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:34We will be seeing them later
26:36and we will join you again
26:37after Celebrity Goblin.
26:41He looks so broad.
26:44This bit will blow your way.
26:49He's the same age as me.
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26:56In South West London...
26:58Think of any word
27:00and on the count of three,
27:01we're going to both say the word
27:03that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:06One, two, three...
27:07Jumper.
27:09How did you do that?
27:10Do you want to do it again?
27:11Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:14On the count of three again.
27:14Yeah, you ready?
27:15One, two, three...
27:17Cup.
27:19No way!
27:20I know.
27:21How are you doing that?
27:22I don't know.
27:22It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:24No.
27:25Do you want the third one?
27:27Last one.
27:28Last one.
27:29Last one.
27:29Go like completely rogue.
27:31Think of a country.
27:33No, it's too obvious.
27:34Oh, okay.
27:35All right, okay, go for it.
27:36We'll go...
27:36You've got a country?
27:37I've got a country.
27:38Yeah?
27:38Rogue.
27:39Okay.
27:40No more clues.
27:41Right, here we go.
27:42I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:43Ready?
27:44Yeah.
27:45One, two, three...
27:47Vatican City.
27:50This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:54Megan's back, Jane.
27:56I know.
27:57She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round
28:01and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
28:04and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:08But it's just sort of nice...
28:10It's just nice to watch and look at.
28:11It's very comforting.
28:13You had me at quiche.
28:14Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:18It has a great shape.
28:20I think this is the one.
28:21It's a great tree.
28:22You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain
28:24picking our Christmas trees yesterday?
28:26No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:30When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside
28:32so it's lit from within and on the border right on the outside.
28:36Sure you do.
28:36For me, I light, start at the front of the branch,
28:40tie, back, forth, back, forth, back, forth,
28:43all the way to the top.
28:45Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:47Leave it to pay.
28:48And the same with ornaments.
28:50You want to find the placement for them
28:51where they're going to find their light.
28:53In one year, can I do it?
28:55Sure.
28:56You know I'm going to die before you.
28:57You can do it then.
28:58Sure.
29:00Yeah.
29:01Deal.
29:01With my next husband.
29:04That's a fun thought.
29:05But how long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:10A couple of weeks.
29:11Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:13The kids will just start calling him Dad.
29:14Yeah.
29:19I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:21I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:23Is she actually doing this, though?
29:25Well, I think that...
29:26Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:27I think...
29:28Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:29I think there must be an element of, like,
29:30we've prepped a lot of this.
29:38Festive wrapping.
29:39Festive wrapping.
29:40I need to know how to do this.
29:42Oh, somebody at the door.
29:43Someone should do our wrapping for us.
29:44It's Megan.
29:45Oh, my God, can you imagine?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:51Tone on tone.
29:52Don't we all?
29:53I love having tone on tone.
29:55As well as a wax seal.
29:56Oh, wax seal.
29:58Why haven't we thought about wax?
30:00We should, yeah, just get a wax seal.
30:02We should get a family seal.
30:03Rolled crest of that as well.
30:04Charles, I'll be looking for that.
30:07It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:12Oh.
30:12I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:14It's about St. Harden gift sets.
30:16Yeah.
30:17Probably a pumice stone.
30:18Yeah.
30:18Something like that.
30:19I can't wait for our last guest.
30:23Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:24Oh, oh.
30:25Now, usually everyone that comes around
30:28she's worked with on suits.
30:30Right.
30:31So she just goes through the cast.
30:33Or the crew.
30:34A bit like my podcast.
30:36Yeah.
30:37All the traitors.
30:40Hello.
30:41Here he is.
30:42Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food
30:45and now Colicchio's here.
30:46I'm very excited you're here.
30:48We're going to have some fun today.
30:49I want to hear about some of your family recipes
30:51and traditions and all that jazz.
30:54There was always this beet salad.
30:55Beets?
30:56Is that like beetroot?
30:57Beetroot.
30:57Oh.
30:58Every Christmas.
30:59What do I say to you every Christmas?
31:00I could murder a beet salad.
31:02Every Christmas.
31:03It was beets.
31:04And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery,
31:07artichoke hearts.
31:08Okay.
31:09Yeah.
31:10Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:12Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:13Why is it funny?
31:14So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:17Uh-oh.
31:18Beets.
31:19He would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
31:20What?
31:21He doesn't like beetroot.
31:22He does not like beetroot, as Prince Harry.
31:24Okay.
31:24So can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:27Yeah, go on.
31:27What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:31We're making gumbo, right?
31:32Yes, indeed.
31:33Oh, gumbo.
31:34That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:36So my mom's family is from Tennessee,
31:39like, around Chattanooga.
31:40Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo-choo?
31:44Would you like to sing it for me?
31:46No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:48Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:50Smells like Christmas now.
31:53Hi, guys.
31:55There he is.
31:56Oh, there he is.
31:58Oh, he's here.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00He's made an appearance.
32:01Oh, my God.
32:02He's holding on to his fringe.
32:04I smell gumbo.
32:05I was like, I literally, I was like,
32:06there's so much buzz around.
32:07He smells gumbo.
32:08I smell gumbo.
32:10Stop it.
32:11What?
32:11Do I need to do the voice?
32:12Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favourites,
32:15especially her mum's.
32:16Of course he says that.
32:18Yeah, especially her mum's,
32:19because it's really the only relative
32:21that we've got left.
32:23It is delicious.
32:25I'm not so sure it's as good as your mum's,
32:27but it's certainly close.
32:28Wow.
32:29Oh!
32:30Oh!
32:31This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:33Is it?
32:34Yeah, it's normally a sort of fly-by.
32:36I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:38Yeah.
32:39He did.
32:39He smelt it.
32:40Mmm.
32:41I smelt my gumbo.
32:43He said.
32:45Who has the time?
32:46Megan.
32:49Well, because she's only got two kids.
32:50Oh.
32:54Already becoming snobby with three.
32:56Oh, two is easy.
32:57When we had two, we would have been able to do this.
32:59All the time in the world.
33:00Try having three, stupid.
33:03Lazy.
33:07This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:14My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:16He's handsome.
33:17Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:18Growing up, I would have been big into football,
33:20and sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:23I would have gone to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:26He's a normal dude, isn't he?
33:28Mm-hm.
33:28I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:31It was during COVID.
33:33We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:38I think that's very romantic, I do.
33:40Yeah.
33:41Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful,
33:45and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:47Sweet.
33:49Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:54Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:57Oh, no.
33:58Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
34:02And you would think that, wouldn't you?
34:04Yeah.
34:05I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:08My leg buckled underneath me, and I sort of fell to the ground.
34:12Oh, God.
34:13Went to the hospital, got the scan,
34:15and I could tell the doctors and nurses
34:17were looking at me a little bit differently.
34:19Oh, you don't want that.
34:20That's not a good sign, is it?
34:22Got a call, and he was like, can you come in?
34:24Like, the doctors want me to speak to you.
34:25And I was just like, right, OK.
34:28So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:29Yeah.
34:30Um, gave us the worst use.
34:36Oh, God.
34:43What was in his brain?
34:46I have basically a brain tumour,
34:48but it's growing on my spinal cord.
34:50It was the primary spot.
34:55Two years to live.
35:02As the diagnosis got more and more assessed,
35:05the timeline became less.
35:07Oh.
35:08They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:11Oh.
35:12So it was a big sort of shock.
35:15Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:21It's so shit, because your loved ones are just your absolute world, aren't they?
35:27Matthew was like, well, we want to get married, we want to do this.
35:30And he was just like, do it all now, because you don't know what's ahead of you.
35:35Do you know what, fair play to Matthew for still being in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:40And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:42They're rushing to condense all their life plans down into a short time now, aren't they?
35:47Yeah.
35:48You all right?
35:48Yeah.
35:56Oh, wow.
35:57I imagine it as a very emotional day.
35:59Mm-hmm.
36:00Good.
36:01I'm glad he made it to the wedding.
36:05It was just a day of positive love.
36:10The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could bottle this up, you could sell it for
36:15millions.
36:15That would have been a bittersweet affair, isn't it?
36:18Yeah.
36:18It just was a day of celebration.
36:21So I'd like to start the speech by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:24Yeah!
36:25Aw.
36:27Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:30And thank you for just being you.
36:35Look at the way she looks at him.
36:41I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get back home and just start married
36:45life with Carrie in our house and just get through it together.
36:50Live life together as long as you can.
36:57Oh, God.
36:58Oh, no.
36:59Oh, no, don't tell me.
37:04Six weeks.
37:18Six weeks.
37:21I'm so glad you've managed to find love and they get all to celebrate each other.
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38:30In Hampshire...
38:31What do you want for Christmas?
38:32I would like pyjamas because I'm full of fun these days.
38:36Yeah.
38:37Josh and his wife Tamsin.
38:39You used to do this really annoying thing, which for the month leading up to Christmas,
38:44just buy everything that you wanted.
38:46Because it was all on sale.
38:47I know, but you were also like, oh, I'm coming to the end of the year.
38:49What do I want?
38:50Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:51And I'd see all these packages being like, oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:54Oh, that's what I was going to get you.
38:55Because I also look and see all the things you might need.
38:58And then I just have nothing for you.
38:59Well, lucky for you, I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
39:01No.
39:02Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:05That's my new thing.
39:06So I'll give your pyjamas away.
39:08No, the pyjamas I do need.
39:10On Tuesday night, James May was fiddling about in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:18Chin-chin.
39:19There it is.
39:19Cheers.
39:20You like porching in your shed, man, don't you?
39:23Yeah.
39:24I think every man likes porching, doesn't he?
39:26Like that.
39:27You ought to put your bed out there.
39:29Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:34Shed load of ideas.
39:36I appreciate that title.
39:37I used to have a shed in the house that we were at, and I used to love it when
39:41it rained,
39:42because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:44And sit in it.
39:45And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open.
39:48Oh, that's nice.
39:48The sound of rain was gorgeous.
39:50And just be like, oh, this is nice.
39:51Yeah.
39:52I love it when it rains outside.
39:53And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:54What are you doing?
39:55Just having five minutes.
39:56It's not easy running a pub, you know, what with business rates, the cost of thatching.
40:02He runs a pub as well.
40:03Oh, yeah, he does.
40:03He runs a pub, don't they?
40:04Oh, they're all on pubs, don't they?
40:06And on top of all that, I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps.
40:11Oh, poor James.
40:13He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps.
40:15Prawn cocktail, mate.
40:16Yeah, that's good.
40:17I love prawn cocktail.
40:18Yeah.
40:19Roast chicken.
40:20Take it.
40:21Roast chicken crisps.
40:22Yeah.
40:22We love crisps, but we have identified a problem.
40:26There's none in there.
40:27Yeah.
40:28It's just all full of air.
40:29You're basically buying air.
40:30But what if you get half it down the back and then you suddenly think, do you know what?
40:34Oh, fancy salt and vinegar.
40:37This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:39Oh, no, no.
40:40You don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation.
40:42This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:43Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:45Mixing your flavours.
40:46Me and Ben like doing this.
40:47If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night, we will open a bag of salt and vinegar
40:52and cheese and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar.
40:57Who has a crisp night?
41:00You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:05Uh-huh.
41:06So what's he going to do?
41:07So you pick the crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one.
41:11Oh, you spray it on.
41:12Oh, James.
41:14Right.
41:15No.
41:15So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:17Yeah.
41:17Oh, stop it.
41:19I don't hate it.
41:20Uh-uh.
41:21I don't hate it.
41:23Every crisp could be different.
41:25I don't trust the British public to do anything.
41:27Someone's going to, like, pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisp.
41:31Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining.
41:35Spam.
41:36Spam?
41:36What spam?
41:38Luncheon meat.
41:39Right.
41:39I had spam the other day after you'd done my nails.
41:42Did you?
41:42Spam and egg sarni, yeah.
41:44I nearly got a spam and egg sarni this morning, but I got a full English instead.
41:49Anchovies.
41:50Anchovy crisps?
41:51Fuck off.
41:52Spam and anchovy?
41:53No one is buying that, James May.
41:54You're creating problems, not solutions to them.
41:57Right, there's the cubed spam.
42:00You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
42:01I have, yes.
42:02Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:06He's going to change it so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:09That's his ultimate goal.
42:11I was always like liquid spam.
42:12I guess so.
42:13Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:16Oh, yes.
42:18Oh, God.
42:19Oh, no.
42:19You're adding salt to spam and anchovies?
42:21I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:26Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:32Could be the last time, James.
42:34Oh, God.
42:35Is this what men do in man caves?
42:37No.
42:42And?
42:43And?
42:43Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
42:45Just because he has to.
42:49Oh, it works.
42:50So he doesn't say that it's good, he just says it works.
42:55Look, it tastes of shit.
42:56It works.
42:57The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me.
43:02I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:04No, it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:10You store it here first.
43:11And last.
43:12And last.
43:13And never again.
43:15I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation, spraying your crisps.
43:22In Wiltshire.
43:23You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:27And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:31Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:33Teasing.
43:34I don't want you to touch me.
43:36I want nothing further to do with you.
43:38I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:41No.
43:42Stop it.
43:43Christmas spirit.
43:45It's not.
43:45This is Christmas spirit.
43:46Stop it.
43:49It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:52I don't want you to tell me that there were.
43:54Ding dong, merrily on high.
43:57This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
44:03Boom.
44:05Pedders.
44:07Dropper Bailey's.
44:08Sound of Music.
44:10What a combo.
44:11What a combo.
44:12Never seen it.
44:13Really?
44:14Yeah.
44:15What's it about?
44:16Bob Numb.
44:16Actually, Rich T.
44:17Screw that.
44:18Yeah, Rich T.
44:18Classic.
44:19What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:22Julie.
44:23And that.
44:24Julie Andrews.
44:25Judy and Julie were in this.
44:34Rodgers and Hamsterers.
44:39This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:42Yes, you're very sentimental.
44:43I just have to think of it.
44:46Just have to think of it.
44:47It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:49Yes.
44:51It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:53Steady.
44:54Steady, Nutty.
44:55Steady.
44:56What do you have to do?
44:57Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:59But they're still nice, Mary.
45:01They're all watching video nasties now.
45:04They're not all watching me.
45:10She gets taught ballet.
45:11Yeah, I think she does.
45:12Well, she should.
45:14She should.
45:17I've never seen this.
45:18That's insane.
45:19Oh.
45:20Oh, it's just joyous.
45:25Oh, spin.
45:27Spin, Julie.
45:34Could you not?
45:35I don't know that I can resist.
45:38Right.
45:39With songs they have sung.
45:41For a thousand years.
45:45My heart wants to sing every song.
45:49I hate music.
45:51It's so.
45:53Do you know there's your favourite thing?
45:55There's singing kids.
45:56Oh, God.
45:57Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
46:00With the sound of music.
46:04I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:06No.
46:06It's a very, very fun film.
46:08I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
46:13Sing one small.
46:16All right, show off.
46:24They don't make films like this anymore.
46:26Thank God for that.
46:27Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
46:31Lisa.
46:32Friedrich.
46:34Louisa.
46:36Pedro.
46:38Die.
46:40We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:45He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:46Ladies and gentlemen.
46:48Oh, the elegance.
46:50And the days before junk food.
46:53Everyone's slim and exquisite.
46:55The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
46:58Oh, how charming.
47:00Oh, I like this one.
47:01Oh, I know you too.
47:02This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
47:04Huh?
47:06Oh, what is this surprise?
47:11Oh, great.
47:12Time for the children to perform.
47:15Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:18That would be the EastEnders version.
47:19There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall and the bells in the steeple too.
47:28And up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
47:35He's so moved.
47:36Poor kids.
47:37Cuckoo.
47:38Regretfully they tell us, but firmly they come tell us to say cuckoo.
47:44Cuckoo.
47:45Cuckoo.
47:50You'll recognise this.
47:51Here we go.
47:51So long.
47:53Farewell.
47:53Avidea and goodbye.
47:55I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
48:05Each one goes.
48:07Oh, I see.
48:09Avidea and adieu.
48:11Adieu, adieu, adieu.
48:12To you and you and you.
48:14Okay, you knew that part.
48:15Yeah.
48:18Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:20Just the adults.
48:21This is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed.
48:24Yeah.
48:24To get another ten minutes.
48:26Yeah.
48:27It's burst into song and dance.
48:30So long.
48:31Farewell.
48:32I'll be just saying goodbye.
48:34Just go to sleep.
48:34Go to sleep.
48:35And leave a sigh and say goodbye.
48:38Goodbye.
48:40Wow.
48:40You had a beautiful high note there.
48:43So long.
48:44So long.
48:44Goodbye.
48:45I mean, I say goodbye.
48:46I can't.
48:47I'm going to get a snack.
48:52This is the best bit, though.
48:53Oh.
48:53The sun has dined.
48:59She's scratching her arse up the stairs.
49:01Oh, my God.
49:01Now the little one's singing.
49:03Yeah, but she's really cute.
49:04Yeah, that helps.
49:06Good night.
49:12Isn't that lovely?
49:13Oh, mercifully.
49:15Please tell me there's not more.
49:16OK.
49:17No more kids, right?
49:18I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this, because you know what'll be coming next, don't you?
49:22Oh, God, yeah.
49:23Full performance every night.
49:26Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:27It's bad enough as it is.
49:29Giving it cuckoo.
49:30Cuckoo.
49:30Go to bed!
49:38In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:45Gogglebox, sponsored by Three.
49:50That was well good.
49:51Yeah, it was good.
49:53Should we watch another?
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