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Good Sports With Kevin Hart And Kenan Thompson - Season 1 Episode 3 - December 9Th
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00:09After being left out of the college football playoff,
00:11Notre Dame announced they would not participate in any bowl games.
00:15Hey, it's a Catholic university.
00:17It makes sense that they would pull out early.
00:19Boom!
00:20Bang!
00:20Yeah!
00:26Our theme song gets better and better.
00:30Welcome to Good Sports, the only sports show that mixes sports and comedy like the Raiders.
00:36I am Kevin Hart.
00:38I'm Kenan Thompson.
00:39Tonight we've got a great show.
00:40We're going to be joined by the legendary Candace Parker and the great Sebastian Maniscalco.
00:45Yes, please.
00:46Now, before we get into it, I want to thank everyone for making us the number one show on Amazon
00:51Prime.
00:51Let's go!
00:53Yes.
00:54Let's go!
00:55The deal number one.
00:56Hey!
00:57And unlike Ohio State, we ain't giving up.
01:00Wow.
01:01Yeah.
01:01Seemed like they gave up.
01:02No, they did give up.
01:03They gave up a little bit.
01:03Took their foot off the gas.
01:04Yeah, right off.
01:05Let it go.
01:06And now for the top stories of the week.
01:08We're stepping out the gate.
01:12Over the weekend, Inter-Miami won the MLS Cup against the Vancouver Whitecaps.
01:18No caps.
01:19Nice.
01:19Yeah, the game was not nearly as exciting as the celebration that followed.
01:23Cue the confetti!
01:25Oh, my goodness.
01:26Look at that.
01:26Look at that.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Wow.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:29Yeah.
01:31Oh, wow.
01:31It's not too much.
01:33You know that stadium janitor is watching it like, these motherfuckers.
01:36These selfish motherfuckers.
01:39I mean, one is enough, enough.
01:42Cut it off!
01:43Cut it off!
01:44Yeah, Joe.
01:45If they had another camera that could cut to the janitor, he on the side like, no.
01:52It was snowing in Buffalo this weekend, and Jordan Phillips, well, he was not messing
01:56around.
01:57That's right.
01:58I'm gonna wear my coat.
01:59Yeah, that's right.
02:00No, I don't know.
02:01You know how much I paid for this coat?
02:02Yeah, yeah.
02:02I don't know what y'all talking about, by the way.
02:05Y'all gonna get frostbite out here.
02:06That's what's gonna happen.
02:07Okay?
02:08You see how big the coat was on his uniform?
02:10He's like, fuck it.
02:11I ain't catching no coat.
02:12No, no, no.
02:12That there is the sign of a player whose mother was hard on him.
02:18Like, there's some players that definitely grew up in that household where your mom made
02:22you bundle up.
02:23Jacob!
02:24Yeah.
02:26You got your coat zipped?
02:29I don't wanna zip my coat.
02:30I ain't zipping up this coat tonight, Mom.
02:32Zip!
02:34Before I come down there and zip it on ya for ya.
02:38Jacob!
02:42You better put that goddamn coat on and put that goddamn coat on before I come down there.
02:45It's one of those.
02:46That's one of them.
02:46It's a run-on sentence.
02:48Put that goddamn coat on before I come down there and step on your goddamn coat.
02:51Yeah.
02:52For the white people in our audience, that's the way that your black mother talk to you when
02:56it's a coat.
02:57Yeah.
02:58When she's done playing.
02:59Yeah.
02:59She's not playing.
03:00You better put that goddamn coat on before I come down there and goddamn take your hand
03:03off.
03:05You understand.
03:06Every word is the killer too.
03:08Absolutely.
03:08Every word.
03:08It's not a joke.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Now, in the world of what the F am I watching, Walt Frazier sat down for a captivating interview
03:14with the Rizzo.
03:16This is how you do the wrist face.
03:17So, put one eyebrow down like this and then you raise one up.
03:21And then you snuck it like this.
03:23Then you do this.
03:25And that's how you do the wrist face.
03:26Did that happen just instinctively?
03:39Why would they do that?
03:41Walt Frazier's 108 years old.
03:43Why would they make him talk to you?
03:45Why would they sit him down with a kid?
03:48I got real fucking tears in my eyes.
03:52Cause y'all don't understand how shows work.
03:55Like there was a meeting that morning.
03:58And somebody stood up at that meeting and was like, guess who I booked for the show today.
04:04I got the, I got the Rizzo.
04:08He's gonna do it.
04:09And people were like, are you serious?
04:11Is he gonna do it?
04:12Is he gonna do it?
04:12And Walt's in the back like, who the fuck is the Rizzo?
04:21Okay.
04:22Alright, let's keep it going.
04:23You know, after the loss to the Chargers last night, the Eagles could really use some juice.
04:28Thank God they got Devontae Smith.
04:30So you know what's interesting?
04:31I bought me a juicer.
04:35And I've been squeezing oranges, apples and pineapples for the past four days.
04:43And let me tell you something.
04:44It's amazing.
04:47Yup.
04:48How about we ask the important question?
04:50How the fuck do you squeeze an apple?
04:52I don't know.
04:53How are you squeezing an apple?
04:55I ain't never seen it.
04:56It doesn't happen, Kenan.
04:57I've never seen it.
04:58I mean, next you gonna be selling what?
05:00Slapchop?
05:01I don't know, Kenan.
05:02I don't know.
05:03As an Eagles fan, we wonder why we're losing.
05:06And then I hear an interview like this.
05:08You know what I've been doing?
05:09I've been squeezing juices, pineapples.
05:12Is anybody else in here juicing?
05:13Because let me tell you what I just discovered.
05:15I've been juicing for the last five days.
05:17You know what?
05:18I like it.
05:19I'm blown away by it.
05:20I'm blown away by the process.
05:21You take a fruit, squeeze it, and the juice come out.
05:26It's amazing.
05:29I love my team, though.
05:30Just wait till he finds out about air fryers, man.
05:32His head is gonna explode.
05:38You ain't gonna believe this.
05:39What?
05:40Well, what is it?
05:41So I'm frying shit, but without putting it in grease.
05:45I don't get the gap, though.
05:46Yeah, no, no.
05:47No grease.
05:49Hell no.
05:49No grease.
05:50Hell no.
05:50I ain't use grease in five A's.
05:52That ain't even...
05:54Hell no.
05:56Fry equals fry.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Yeah.
05:59The Atlanta Hawks Jalen Johnson is a bad man with a good dad.
06:03Who may be his biggest fan?
06:05Check him out courtside.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Huh?
06:07Yeah.
06:07I keep telling y'all.
06:10My boy.
06:11Yeah.
06:11You know, he dresses like a 1990s Spike Lee.
06:14Did you realize that?
06:15Yeah.
06:15That's the best version of Spike.
06:16Yeah.
06:16You know who else dresses like 1990s Spike Lee?
06:192025 Spike Lee.
06:20Yeah.
06:20Hasn't really changed.
06:22Yeah.
06:24Hasn't really...
06:25Oh, no to it.
06:25Yeah, hasn't really changed.
06:27Oh, no to it.
06:27Staying true to the look.
06:29Yeah, yeah.
06:29Good.
06:30Yeah.
06:30Committed.
06:31Really committed.
06:31Really committed.
06:32I'll be honest, I'm still having some issues with the Eagles losing last night.
06:36I have not recovered.
06:37Well, it is important to stay positive, which is why the Eagles put a giant inflatable positivity
06:42rabbit in their locker room.
06:44After last night's game, somebody should do a wellness check on that bunny.
06:47You're probably feeling a little deflated.
06:49Shut up, Kilo.
06:50Wait, is this the bunny doing the halftime show?
06:52No.
06:53That's a different bunny.
06:55Wait, wait.
06:56Hold on a second.
06:56I'm getting worried right now.
06:58We have the Philly positivity rabbit here with us in the studio.
07:02Where is it?
07:05Oh, come on.
07:06That's not no damn Easter bunny.
07:07What is that?
07:08That's a Christmas yak.
07:09You better get your yak ass out of here.
07:11Get out of here.
07:12Your yak ass.
07:13Get out of here.
07:14Get out of here.
07:14Get your yak ass.
07:15Get out of here.
07:18Get your yak ass.
07:20There ain't any damn games around here, man.
07:23Desmond Bain can score from anyone.
07:25Get your yak ass out of here.
07:27You heard what we were saying?
07:28You better get.
07:34Desmond Bain.
07:36Desmond Bain.
07:41Yaks, dawg.
07:44All right.
07:44Giants breakout star Cam Scadaboo got injured against the Eagles in October.
07:48No doubt he's been taking it easy so he can recover quickly.
07:51Yes.
07:52He's super talented and we are all rooting for him.
07:55So much that we've been tracking Cam's progress with our Cam Scadaboo Cam.
08:01Yeah, it's like a nanny cam for Cam Scadaboo.
08:04Yeah.
08:04It's like a Cam Cam.
08:06Mm-hmm.
08:06Yeah.
08:07We've been getting a lot of notifications recently.
08:08I don't know if this one is from his physical therapy or his normal therapy.
08:13Hey, I got a whole, I got a twin right here.
08:15I'll scratch my chin with this.
08:19Good.
08:19Oh, wow.
08:21Nice.
08:22Yeah, it looked like a thumb was on his, was on his goddamn shoulder.
08:25Did you see it?
08:25Yeah.
08:26Thumbs up.
08:26Somebody's up in his back.
08:28That's not, that's not something that you, that you could just like, show somebody and
08:32be like, oh yeah, look, I got this thing.
08:34Yeah, like that's, you gotta announce that.
08:37Like you gotta really give a presentation.
08:39Let's just fade out how it really would be.
08:40Like if I had that?
08:41Yeah, yeah.
08:42Hey, look man, I'm about to, I'm about to take my shirt off.
08:44But before I do.
08:45Okay.
08:45Uh, I got a little, a little person on my neck.
08:49That's fine.
08:49Yeah.
08:51That's fine.
08:51I'm totally prepared for that.
08:52I'm not gonna freak out if I see it.
08:53Okay, I just wanna make sure you don't.
08:55Yeah, yeah.
08:55Cause it's gonna look weird, man.
08:57Sure.
08:57But it's not.
08:58Give me a countdown.
08:59Okay.
08:59Uh, I'm just letting you know, it's gonna look weird though.
09:03I'm, I'm ready for it.
09:03You sure?
09:04I'm gonna be normal.
09:04Alright.
09:05Okay, man.
09:06I'm just gonna take it off.
09:07Okay?
09:07Okay.
09:10Fuck that.
09:12I know.
09:13That's probably more realistic how it is.
09:16Yeah.
09:16Alright.
09:17Well, we gotta take a break.
09:18We will be right back after this.
09:20Right back.
09:21More.
09:22Gotta go.
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10:29Our first guest is one of the greatest WNBA players of all time.
10:33That's right, you heard me.
10:34All time.
10:35She's a two-time MVP, two-time Olympic gold medals, and an analyst for NBA On Prime.
10:40Check out just a few of her best moments.
10:43Rebound tipped out.
10:44Parker on the run.
10:45We're going to get a dunk here.
10:46Yes!
10:47She did it!
10:48She did it with 29.5 seconds left.
10:52Candace Parker saves the game.
10:55And that's what superstars do.
10:59Candace Parker is possessed tonight.
11:02By one.
11:03By one.
11:04Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Candace Parker!
11:08Thanks for having me.
11:09Thanks for having me.
11:10You didn't make enough noise on that dunk on the Fast Mark.
11:13I didn't make enough noise?
11:14No, I feel like that's a big...
11:15What should I?
11:16That's just a moment.
11:17I don't think you...
11:19Okay, my fault.
11:20Yeah, bitch!
11:22Somebody.
11:23Somebody should have caught one of those.
11:24Somebody got to catch that.
11:25Yeah, man.
11:26Right?
11:26Every time, I would say.
11:28Yeah, bitch!
11:29Yeah, one time.
11:30I like that.
11:31One time.
11:31Yeah, I like that.
11:32Now, Candace, before we get into it, I got to ask you about this right here.
11:37You know?
11:38Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Are you calming Kevin's head like a basketball?
11:41I mean, listen, Kevin was telling me how much of an athlete he was at that point in
11:46time, so I had to let him know there's levels to this, you know?
11:50Oh, that's a measuring.
11:51I got a question.
11:52Like, honestly, with this production, like, what the fuck are we doing?
11:56Like, where do y'all get these pictures?
11:58And I...
11:59How am I last to know?
12:00Like, I don't even know that that exists.
12:02I think we should send an email.
12:04No, I thought I got rid of that footage when she did it.
12:06I tried my best to get rid of that footage.
12:08No, it exists.
12:09Who are the frontrunners for next year's WNBA Draft?
12:12Dallas Williams, they got the first overall pick, right?
12:14Yes.
12:14Who do they pick?
12:15I think it goes to either Olivia Miles or AZ Fudd.
12:18We'll see.
12:19I don't know.
12:19It depends on what the franchise...
12:21Who would you take?
12:22If you were that franchise, you had the option.
12:23Ooh, you put me on the spot.
12:25Well, yeah, that's our job.
12:26This is what we're doing?
12:27Yeah.
12:27This is how we're going to just...
12:28This is what I want.
12:29I want to put you in the hot seat.
12:30Wow.
12:31Who would you take?
12:32You want to palm my damn head on television.
12:35I want to give you a tough question.
12:37It's a get back.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Well, Paige Beckers is playing the one, so I think you need a shooting guard.
12:42So I would take AZ Fudd, personnel-wise, but Olivia Miles, she's tough.
12:48Very tough.
12:48Why do you think today's rookies are better prepared to play in the league than before?
12:52Well, first, I mean, I didn't have NIL money.
12:55Okay.
12:56And so now players are coming in as a business.
12:59Yeah.
13:00And they're coming in with agents.
13:01They're coming in with trainers.
13:02They're coming in prepared.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Like, now I'm looking at my son.
13:05Yo, are you going to be a lawyer or a doctor?
13:07Now I'm like, nah, bruh.
13:09Like, you're going to be an athlete.
13:10Yeah, yeah.
13:10Like, you're going to be 6'9", 6'10".
13:14Right.
13:14Like, you're going to play sports.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:16How old is he?
13:16He is three and a half.
13:18Oh, yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:20That makes sense.
13:21It is.
13:22Who's better for the league, Kaitlyn Clark or the Stud Buds?
13:28I think they both have their place.
13:30Honestly, Kaitlyn, what she's done for women's basketball in general, just the way she plays
13:36and she's backed up everything that the hype has been.
13:40Stud Buds, I think, came onto the scene and really introduced the world to the WNBA, which
13:45was a lot of fun.
13:46Just live streaming for 24 hours straight at WNBA All-Star was crazy.
13:52But I think that they have done a great job of promoting, like, the league in terms of
13:56just our brands, who we are, individual stories and all of those things.
14:01Everybody's responding, right?
14:02Those that have the opportunity to really take the floor and show their talent, show the
14:07high level of competitiveness, I think they've done that.
14:10But the game is so much more exciting now.
14:12It's because of the competition that has been put at the forefront.
14:16To see progression and continue to see it, I think, is a really dope thing.
14:18No, it is.
14:19For sure.
14:20Couldn't have said it better myself, Kevin.
14:23Okay, we heard your daughter's quite the volleyball prospect.
14:26What kind of sports parent are you?
14:27I would say I'm a little Kevin Garnett.
14:30Okay.
14:30I'm not one of those parents that's just like, I'm gonna just let my kid take their path
14:34and I'm not gonna say anything, no.
14:36I was never coached like that.
14:38I didn't grow up in a household like that.
14:40Like, my dad was literally, like, we used to call him Joe Jackson.
14:43Oh, wow.
14:44Yep.
14:44That's how it was.
14:45That's quite the nickname.
14:46I'm telling you.
14:47Like, we used to call him Joe Jackson a basketball because if we were working out and we were at
14:51a park and he didn't think we were working hard enough, he would just get in the car and
14:54leave and be like, you have ten minutes till you get home.
14:57Wow.
14:57Running home.
14:58Wow.
14:58So, I'm a product of my environment.
15:00Yes.
15:00I think this is a good time just to say, are you okay?
15:04Like, why don't we just like...
15:04I don't even say it.
15:05Nobody's ever asked me that.
15:06Yeah, okay.
15:07I was gonna say it sounds pretty traumatic.
15:09But, you know.
15:10But, I mean, you know, like, one, two gold medals and things like that.
15:13It works.
15:14Yeah, you got the sacrifice.
15:15I guess it worked, but...
15:16No, the Jacksons made it.
15:17Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
15:19They made it.
15:20Very successful.
15:20Yeah, they were successful.
15:21Very successful.
15:21They had sore asses.
15:23Yeah, yeah.
15:23But they made it, right?
15:25You made it.
15:25No, I get it.
15:26Since you played in Chicago, do you put ketchup on your hot dog?
15:32Okay.
15:34I'm a jumbo chili cheese dog type of hot dog person.
15:38So, you can't put ketchup on a jumbo chili cheese dog.
15:41Okay.
15:41Like, our hot dogs and our pizza are the best.
15:44I don't care what New Yorkers say.
15:45I don't care about Philly cheesesteaks.
15:47What is happening here?
15:50Stop it.
15:51She's not nice, man.
15:52You put ketchup on your hot dog?
15:54Yeah.
15:54I'm not the biggest ketchup fan, so I'm a mustard guy.
15:59Okay, so you put mustard on your hot dog.
16:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:01When did you change?
16:02High five for mustard, huh?
16:03Yeah, alright.
16:03When did this happen?
16:04I thought that we were on the same train.
16:06What, you put ketchup on?
16:07Yeah, I put ketchup on a hot dog.
16:08Good.
16:09That's nice for you.
16:10Okay, okay, whatever.
16:11We're gonna play a game.
16:12We're gonna play a game.
16:13This is a game that we like to call garbage time, alright?
16:15In this game, this is where we put one minute, one minute on the clock, and you gotta answer
16:19as many questions as fast as you can.
16:22Okay?
16:22Alright.
16:23Here's one minute.
16:24All these questions are WNBA based.
16:26Uh-oh.
16:27Alright?
16:27You ready?
16:28Okay.
16:29Alright.
16:30Let's start the clock.
16:31Let's go.
16:31Okay.
16:32Uh, best uniform?
16:34Uh, LA Sparks.
16:34Worst uniform?
16:36Uh, Connecticut Sun.
16:37Okay.
16:38Uh, best current all-around player?
16:40Uh, all-around player?
16:43Brianna Stewart.
16:44Okay.
16:44You, Chuck, Kenny, shooting contest.
16:46Who wins?
16:47You said me, Chuck, Kenny.
16:49You didn't include Shaq.
16:50That's crazy.
16:51I didn't.
16:51We know.
16:52Uh, me.
16:53I'll say me.
16:54Yeah, exactly.
16:54Okay, name your favorite WNBA analyst.
16:59My favorite WNBA analyst is LaChina Robinson.
17:04Ah.
17:05Good choice.
17:05Better three-point shooter, Curry or Yonescu?
17:09Steph.
17:10Oh.
17:10I like the honesty there.
17:12Gotta be honest.
17:13Uh, follow-up.
17:14Uh, spell Yonescu.
17:18I don't know.
17:19Nice.
17:20Yeah, I can't spell that.
17:21I went to Tennessee, so.
17:23That's good.
17:23That's good.
17:24That's pretty good.
17:24Uh, you own your own team.
17:25What is the name?
17:27Uh, Tennessee Summit.
17:30Did she get it?
17:31Did she get it?
17:34Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is Tarnis Parker.
17:37She is a champion and MVP and a legend on and off the court.
17:41Thank you so much for coming in.
17:42We appreciate it.
17:43Appreciate it.
17:43We love you.
17:43We appreciate you.
17:45It's about easy as that.
17:47This week in sports history.
17:50Arthur Ashe becomes the first black tennis player to be ranked number one in the world,
17:55forcing Wimbledon to change their all-white policy to apply to only clothing.
18:00That was this week in sports history.
18:07For 19 years, LeBron James has scored at least 10 points in every single game that he has played until
18:14last week when he did this.
18:20Right.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:21Gave the assist.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Gave the assist for the W.
18:25Mm-hmm.
18:25He dissed it to Rui for the greater good.
18:28That's called teamwork.
18:29That's teamwork.
18:30Teamwork.
18:30You know?
18:31Teamwork is what it's about.
18:33Yes.
18:33Right?
18:33Without teamwork, we got nothing.
18:36Without your team.
18:37That's right.
18:38You're an individual.
18:39That's right.
18:40Individuals don't win games.
18:41You gotta have a team.
18:42Teams do.
18:42So in this case, I want to celebrate you, LeBron, for being exactly that.
18:46The definition of a team.
18:48You know.
18:48And not the definition of an I.
18:50Yeah.
18:50Because I will never get it done.
18:52Two people will try to get it done.
18:52But teams will.
18:54And that's what makes you a champion.
18:56Yeah, I would love to jump in.
18:57That's what makes you.
18:57Kenny, can you give me a second, please?
18:59Okay.
19:00That's what makes you different.
19:01And me and you, we share the same synergy and energy when it comes to understanding the
19:06concept of team.
19:07I got a couple things to say.
19:08Which is why on this day, I celebrate you.
19:10Kenan, if I'm trying to get it out, you can't.
19:12I hear you.
19:12You can't do that.
19:13Because right now, you cutting me off and I can't get the whole message out.
19:16So do me a favor.
19:17Just take a second.
19:17Yes.
19:18Let me have this moment for us.
19:20I was just trying to say teamwork.
19:21So Kenan, I can't do it.
19:22If you keep talking, I can't do it.
19:24Right.
19:24There's no way I can get it out if you keep talking.
19:26So I just want to say, LeBron, continue to soar at the levels of birds that we'll never
19:32see.
19:33Because just like you, I have wings.
19:35And I'll fly too.
19:36Because we share the same energy towards teamwork.
19:41That's right.
19:42Kenan, can you stop making this about you?
19:43No, I'm not.
19:44Is it about you?
19:45Not at all.
19:46Is this about you?
19:46Or is it about Brian?
19:47I'm trying to give LeBron the trophy.
19:48Well, you're trying to be selfish in the moment where I'm trying to talk about us.
19:52Right.
19:53So what are we doing here?
19:56No, I was, yeah.
19:57Okay.
19:59I'm done.
19:59Are you done?
20:00No.
20:02Selfish.
20:02But I guess let's give Kenan his moment.
20:04Go ahead.
20:05You got something you want to say?
20:06Say it.
20:08Good job, LeBron.
20:19Phenomenal first half for Kenan and Kevin.
20:21Both guys really on their game.
20:22Well, I love how they handled the Candace Parker interview.
20:25They laid back early and then they hit her hard with rapid fire questions at the end.
20:29Well, they played a zone defense, which is the right call there.
20:31Well, you can't play man-to-man because she is a woman.
20:35Now, let's get into the stats, Randy.
20:37I want to take a look at the number of punchlines landed in the first half.
20:40Kenan, 12 for 13.
20:41Nearly perfect.
20:42Couple of cackles, few unexpected guffaws.
20:44And I heard one, y'all crazy.
20:46You did not.
20:47I did hear that.
20:48Yes.
20:48Incredibly efficient half for him.
20:49And let's be honest, he needed to be that sharp.
20:52Well, that's been a point of emphasis in rehearsal all week.
20:55Were they at rehearsals all week?
20:59Either way, we expected Kevin to dominate the time of discussion and guess what?
21:03That's what he did.
21:04Let's take a look at the insights.
21:05All right.
21:06Keenan with the slight edge, 3-2 in the first half.
21:08I'm not worried about Kevin.
21:09He is a second half host.
21:10He is going to finish strong.
21:12Well, with that in mind, let's look ahead to the second half.
21:14What are you expecting with that interview with Sebastian?
21:17I had it circled on my calendar for months now.
21:19Well, we know he can be a little cagey.
21:22Be a little cagey, Sebastian.
21:25They got to score early.
21:26That's right.
21:27First few jokes in the second half, they're going to be crucial.
21:29Tone setters, some bangers sprinkled in.
21:32I just hope they both stay out of the blue tent.
21:34Trick, please.
21:35It's lining up to be an epic finish as we will now send you back out to the studio for
21:40the second half.
21:44All right, our next guest is one of the biggest touring stand-up comics in the game right
21:48now.
21:48The New York Times called him the hottest comic in America.
21:55What are you doing?
21:56Why are you looking at me like that?
21:58Just looking.
21:59Last year, he shattered the record for the highest attendance at a comedy show at the Wells Fargo
22:04Center in Philadelphia.
22:09Why are you looking at me like that?
22:11Nothing, man.
22:12Never mind.
22:12Why do you keep doing that?
22:13I don't understand what you're doing.
22:14I'm proud of him.
22:16Good.
22:17You should be.
22:18I am.
22:19I don't know why you're, like, that's weird what you're doing.
22:21Because it's like, I got an issue.
22:23I don't have an issue.
22:24His seventh stand-up special, It Ain't Right, recently premiered in the number one spot
22:30on Hulu.
22:33Do we need to take a break?
22:35Do we need to take a break?
22:37Please welcome Sebastian Maniscalco!
22:41Goodness gracious.
22:42Yeah!
22:43What's up, sir?
22:44Trying to cause a little rivalry.
22:47I see what you're doing.
22:48I see right through it.
22:49You see what he's doing?
22:49I'm just trying to investigate.
22:50A little bit.
22:51That's my guy.
22:52Right?
22:53That's my guy.
22:53Like, we're friends.
22:54And you should be.
22:55Sebastian, we know that you are a die-hard Chicago sports fan.
22:59How are you feeling about the Bears this season?
23:01Well, we lost Green Bay, which I'm a little nervous about.
23:05Chicago Bears fans don't really get excited about much since 85.
23:10So, I'm looking right now, they might not even make the playoffs.
23:15All right?
23:16They could literally lose every game, including next week at Cleveland.
23:21I'm a little nervous, to be honest with you.
23:23Trauma.
23:23That's trauma.
23:23That's trauma.
23:25I mean, talk about a fan going dark.
23:28Did you see that just now?
23:29Yeah.
23:30Now, you support both the White Sox and the Cubs.
23:33Like, make up your mind, man.
23:35Come on.
23:36Even the Pope picked the side now.
23:39I like the White Sox.
23:40I grew up with the White Sox.
23:41But when the Cubs won the World Series, I wasn't mad at the Cubs.
23:44I'm not one of these nut fans out there that, like, oh, if one team wins
23:50and the other team loses, if everybody's winning in Chicago, I'm happy.
23:54So, I like the White Sox.
23:56I just feel the White Sox, for me, south side, although I grew up in the
24:00northwest suburbs of Chicago, I always gravitated towards the Sox.
24:04I just looked at the Cubs as, like, a weaker team.
24:07Like, the Cubs fans wear sandals.
24:12Got it.
24:12Not into that.
24:13Got it.
24:14Enough saying.
24:14Got it, got it.
24:15Okay, Chicago guy, this is an ongoing conversation that we're having.
24:19Catch up on your hot dog, yes or no?
24:21No, it's just mustard all the way.
24:23I mean, again, I'm not so much of a guy in a goal.
24:26You can't have it.
24:27You're doing that.
24:28But it's mustard, relish, pickles, onions.
24:31There's a lot going on in a Chicago hot dog, and ketchup is a sin.
24:36Have I had ketchup on my hot dog?
24:38Yes, by accident.
24:41But it's not something that is generally approved in the Chicago area.
24:46Wow.
24:47Why?
24:48That is a great question.
24:49Nobody ever told me why we weren't doing that.
24:53It's just you're born in Chicago, and on the birth certificate it says no ketchup on the hot dog.
24:58Yeah, it's unbelievable.
24:59Got it.
25:00All right, what sports did you play growing up?
25:02Well, I was an unbelievable soccer player growing up.
25:06I had a beautiful mullet.
25:08I was a right winger, and when I ran, the mullet was just blowing in the wind, particularly when I
25:16went up for a header.
25:18I did the header, and the hair just twisted around my head.
25:22It was a beautiful sight to see.
25:24Oh, yeah.
25:25Wow.
25:25Oh, this is a general.
25:26Yeah, that's good hair.
25:28Wow.
25:28This is young mullet, though.
25:30We're not even into the mullet.
25:31We're starting to grow it here.
25:33Two or three years, it was down to mid-back.
25:36Yeah.
25:37This picture is very close to being R-rated.
25:39Yeah, a little bit.
25:39Looks like you're one slip from a ball falling out.
25:42I don't like these shorts, Sebastian.
25:44There's a lot of thigh on those shorts, Sebastian.
25:46Hey, this is the 80s, bro.
25:49We all know the 80s basketball players had short shorts, soccer players.
25:54Yeah.
25:54It was the thing.
25:55I still wear a short short every now and again.
25:58Okay.
25:58Yeah, but not that short.
26:00You don't go that short.
26:01No, no.
26:01That's a little too short.
26:02That's aggressive.
26:04Okay, Sebastian, your kids play sports.
26:06Have you ever gotten into it with another parent?
26:07Here's something I don't like.
26:09I was recently on the sidelines with my son's soccer team, and I brought donuts for my side.
26:17Okay.
26:18And I noticed other families from the other team were coming over taking my donuts.
26:26Now, I don't know if this is a Los Angeles thing or what, but growing up where I grew up,
26:31there was sides.
26:32You never crossed over into the other family's side, but I don't know.
26:38Everybody here in Los Angeles seems to be like, it's all like, hey, we're all just rooting for the kids.
26:44And I'm like, get on your side.
26:46Yeah.
26:47That's crap.
26:48I'm with Sebastian.
26:50I'm with you on that one, man.
26:51You know, you got to do what I've done in the past.
26:53Like, when they come over and they cross that line and they pick up, like, whatever the snack is that
27:00you bought for the team that you supported, you got to smack it out their hands.
27:03Like, that's like, and it's not a bad thing.
27:06I've done it.
27:07No.
27:07I've done it from fruit to fruit snacks to cakes.
27:10Like, get out of here.
27:11And sometimes a little push to a kid's back doesn't hurt either.
27:15Like, you just set the tone.
27:17Right?
27:17I think you set the tone.
27:19All right.
27:20Sebastian, man, look, we're big fans of your standup, as I mentioned before.
27:23We love it when you call out people in the wild.
27:26So, what we're going to do, man, we're going to bring those people to you in a game that we
27:30call, have you seen this guy?
27:33You seen this guy?
27:35Got my own segment.
27:37We're going to show you some pictures of athletes and you tell us what you think of these guys.
27:42Are you ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:45Jackson Dart making an entrance.
27:47Let's see.
27:47All right.
27:48This guy looked like he fell out of Wilson's leather.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Talk about a turtleneck.
27:57This is extremely aggressive.
27:59When you're hiding your Adam's apple.
28:03I hope this doesn't come off racist, but white guys in black leather trench coats just don't look right.
28:10This is, it doesn't, it screams murderer.
28:15I don't know why.
28:16Fresh.
28:16Yeah.
28:17This guy, it just screams serial killer.
28:19Just, just finished.
28:20Yeah.
28:20Yeah.
28:22Just, just, just finished killing.
28:25All right.
28:26Next up.
28:27We got Mack Hollins.
28:29You seen this guy?
28:30You seen this guy?
28:31Oh God.
28:32Look at this guy.
28:33What is he?
28:33Q-tip?
28:34Yeah.
28:35I'm sorry guys.
28:35I don't know where you stand on this.
28:38I'm in the shoes.
28:40Get some shoes on.
28:41I'm not into this whole barefoot.
28:43Those are his feet.
28:44Oh, those are his feet.
28:45Those are naked feet out there?
28:47Feet.
28:47I thought it was a boot.
28:48Jesus Christ.
28:49That's the first thing I noticed.
28:51I didn't even notice this guy looked like a Q-tip.
28:54He saw feet first.
28:56I'm just going to say this.
28:57Once again, I don't want to sound racist.
28:59This is more like a white guy outfit though.
29:01I got, I, I much rather see a white guy in this.
29:04That makes sense to me.
29:04This makes sense.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Yeah.
29:06Well next we got New York Jet who tried to come into the stadium incognito.
29:11Have you seen this guy?
29:13Yeah.
29:14What the fuck happened to Sammy Sosa?
29:16I don't understand.
29:24Listen, if, if I'm going up against this guy in a game, I'm out.
29:30I, I, I just.
29:32That's amazing.
29:33Sebastian, man.
29:34I want to thank you for coming on, man.
29:36I love you.
29:37Keep going, buddy.
29:38Everybody, please make some noise.
29:39My God, Sebastian.
29:40Absolutely.
29:40I love you.
29:41I love you, man.
29:41I love you, man.
29:43I love you, man.
29:44Last week a story broke about Giants edge rusher Abdul Carter being benched for watching
29:49adult videos during a team meeting.
29:52Oh, ho, ho.
29:52Now, as you can imagine, our writers exploded with jokes all over themselves.
29:57Yeah.
29:57Unfortunately, it was a premature accusation.
30:00That story was fake.
30:02More and more today is getting harder to figure out what's real or fake.
30:06In fact, here's some other headlines that totally got us.
30:09This is Don't Believe the Titans.
30:11Don't believe it.
30:13Don't believe it.
30:14Sacramento Kings commemorate last season by raising Western Conference participant banner.
30:20Yeah.
30:20That's not real.
30:21They were there.
30:22That's not real.
30:22Well, we participated.
30:23We were there.
30:24Let's try another one.
30:24No, no.
30:25JJ Redick quits as Lakers coach to spend more time with his podcast.
30:31Couldn't happen.
30:32I mean, that don't sound bad.
30:33You heard about it.
30:34It's pretty good.
30:35The podcast, you get long-winded sometimes.
30:37Yeah, you know.
30:37He likes to talk.
30:38You gotta get a lot of words out sometimes.
30:39That's where he lives.
30:40He likes to talk.
30:42Nike adds little guy to the swoosh logo.
30:45CEO says it was always supposed to be a canoe.
30:49Yeah.
30:49The whole time.
30:50Yeah.
30:51It was never supposed to be a swoosh.
30:53The whole time.
30:53Yeah.
30:54I never got to put the little man in there because people jump to conclusions with the
30:59whole swoosh thing.
31:00They didn't even know that.
31:01This is his chance.
31:02This is his chance.
31:02I had the little man right here the whole time.
31:04The whole time.
31:04Read it.
31:05I think that they would have responded differently.
31:07Yeah.
31:08Because it's more about what you can do, right?
31:10Just canoe.
31:11Just canoe.
31:12Just canoe.
31:12Just canoe it.
31:13Clay Thompson and make the style open up an organic food bank called WAP.
31:18Wet ass perishables.
31:20Yeah.
31:20Yeah.
31:21By the way.
31:21Interesting.
31:22Yeah.
31:22No.
31:22But I mean business is business.
31:24Yes.
31:24What don't you believe?
31:25Well I don't want no dry perishables.
31:27No.
31:27No.
31:27No.
31:28If it ain't WAP, I don't want it.
31:30Chiefs coach Andy Reid admits underneath my mustache is another mustache.
31:36Yeah.
31:37Another mustache.
31:38Yeah.
31:38Yeah.
31:39I don't want people to see the real one.
31:40No.
31:41I'm insecure about the little one.
31:42Yeah.
31:43That's why I put the big one over.
31:44The tiny little mustache.
31:45Yeah.
31:45Yeah.
31:4727 NBA players tell wives they picked up Chris Paul from the airport.
31:56Oh snap.
31:57Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps switch places and then the Steelers win.
32:06Crazy, right?
32:07That's nuts.
32:08Yeah.
32:09NBA announces groundbreaking new all star format East versus West.
32:15Yeah.
32:15Yup.
32:16I like that.
32:17I like that joke.
32:18It's groundbreaking.
32:19I like that joke.
32:20Cause they're always trying to change the format as if it's something new.
32:24But it's still East versus West.
32:25Every time.
32:26Every time.
32:27Eagle fan eats positivity bunnies inflatable poop.
32:30Yeah.
32:32Yup.
32:33That's what they do in your hometown.
32:35Yeah.
32:35That's your people.
32:36Yeah.
32:37I'm not proud of some of the stuff that we do, but some of it has to be done.
32:40Who did that?
32:41In Philadelphia.
32:42When we won the Super Bowl, some fans would eat horse manure.
32:47How do you celebrate a Super Bowl win?
32:49Yeah.
32:50Mr. High and mighty.
32:53That's what you trying to say.
32:54All of a sudden.
32:54All of a sudden, he too good to eat a little horse shit.
32:56Oh, you know.
32:58Wearing something high and prestigious.
33:00Put some chin in your mouth.
33:01You wonder why the Falcons ain't never won nothing.
33:03Ain't no horses down there.
33:05Ain't no horses that y'all ready to goddamn clean up horses.
33:08They ain't got no damn horses.
33:08Everybody be careful out there.
33:10There's a lot of fake news.
33:11A lot of it.
33:11So do not believe the type.
33:13Don't believe the type, man.
33:16Last week, Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia came on our show to make his case for the Heisman.
33:22The committee obviously watched our show because last night, he was selected as a fighter.
33:27No way.
33:28Congratulations, Diego.
33:30Congrats, Diego.
33:31Congrats, Diego.
33:31Congrats.
33:32Now, you remember what you said.
33:33I'll see you in New York and then we're going straight to California.
33:36I love it.
33:37That's right.
33:37We're holding the spot for you and your trophy next Tuesday.
33:40Good luck, Diego.
33:41Good luck, Diego.
33:44That is our show.
33:45Thank you to Candace Parker.
33:46Yes.
33:46The Bastion.
33:47The Sklar brothers.
33:48Oh, and that wack ass yack.
33:50Get your yack ass out of here.
33:51Get your yack ass out of here.
33:53We will see you next Tuesday.
33:54Good night and good sports.
33:56Good sports.
33:57I'll see you later.
33:58I like that.
33:59It's my thing.
34:00You see that?
34:01Yeah.
34:01You need a thing, bro.
34:02I'm going to get a thing.
34:03You got to get a thing, bro.
34:06No, no, no.
34:06You got to get a thing.
34:07No, no, no.
34:08Don't leave that down, man.
34:09Come on.
34:10Turn the cameras off.
34:11Don't show that.
34:32Well, everybody came together to put on a show.
34:35This has been good sports.
34:37Now it's time to go home.
34:39It's the credits.
34:41These are the credits.
34:44The credits.
34:47The credits.
34:50All credits.
35:02The credits.
35:02Listen.
35:02You
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