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00:00What you'd like, and you'd say what my sister's having
00:03Same new bike, same new shoes
00:05When you were four and I six or seven
00:07Always ride in your eyes
00:10I know I led the way we pried those years ago
00:16It turned and I'd close out the door
00:19Curl up in bed but leave all the light
00:22We'd read books, you'd read yours and I'd read mine
00:26But I'd help you with the words you didn't know
00:32I never thought I'd learn so much from you
00:36And for the most part I'm just proud
00:41But I guess a part of me just thought it'd always be the other way around
00:49I never thought I'd learn so much from you
00:53I guess I thought I knew it all
00:58We're getting a talk to you
00:59I'm sorry I'm just not as great as both of us
01:03I thought when we were small
01:04We're getting going
01:06Hey, Schmalco
01:14Rach?
01:16Rachel?
01:31Anna?
01:34Anna?
01:35Anna?
01:35Come in here
01:37Rachel?
01:38Rachel?
01:41Anna?
01:43Come in here
01:43Rachel?
01:43Anna?
01:43Hey, I
01:44I
01:45I wouldn't let it in
01:51No, I
01:52I wouldn't
01:53I wouldn't let him in
01:58His eyes are close together
02:00And he wears a judy grin
02:02Don't let him in
02:06No, I wouldn't if I were you
02:10Let it in
02:13Ooh
02:17Ooh
02:19Ooh
02:21Ooh
02:23Ooh
02:23Ooh
02:25Ooh
02:26Ooh
02:26Ooh
02:28What are you doing?
02:29Hey
02:30Hey
02:31Are you okay?THE
02:33F*** I
02:33couldn't wake you, sit up
02:34She's fine, she's fine.
02:36I called an ambulance.
02:38You what?
02:39What?
02:39Of course I called an ambulance.
02:40You're gonna have to shake your vitals, Rachel.
02:42I was shaking her, she wasn't breathing.
02:43Okay, look, can we all just calm down, please?
02:45Right, I need to mark my phone.
02:46Where's my phone?
02:48Oh, she's just a lightweight.
02:50Here.
03:02This time, I thought she was dead.
03:04Was the ambulance absolutely necessary?
03:06Yeah, Anna, it was absolutely necessary.
03:08She wasn't breathing.
03:09Okay.
03:11She's all right now.
03:13Are you in immediate danger?
03:15Hi.
03:15Say yes if you can.
03:16No, no, no, sorry.
03:17No, there's no emergency.
03:20My boyfriend called for an ambulance, but I just want to cancel it.
03:26Did you have a good night after we left?
03:29Yeah.
03:31To a point.
03:33You know what she's like, Anna.
03:34She doesn't mind the call it a day.
03:37She is a grown woman, Luke, so...
03:40You just have to trust that she does.
03:46Miss, what is your address?
03:47I'm in Rothmines, but I...
03:49I don't need an ambulance.
03:51I'm really sorry for wasting your time.
03:54If you're not safe, please say yes.
03:57No, no, no, no, no.
03:58I just...
03:59I don't need an ambulance.
04:01My...
04:02My boyfriend panicked and threw water in my face
04:05because I'm a happy sleeper.
04:07I'm...
04:07I'm really sorry.
04:20I'm sorry.
04:21Come on.
04:22Get in.
04:23No.
04:23We're not gonna pretend like that just didn't happen, okay?
04:27Ugh.
04:30Okay.
04:32If you wanna have a day, let's go.
04:34Oh, sorry.
04:34Are you trying to turn this around now
04:36so that you're pissed off at me?
04:38Yeah.
04:39No, fuck that, Rachel.
04:40Oh, my God.
04:41You are insufferable.
04:43You were the one flirting with a bloke
04:44right in front of my face last night, yeah?
04:46Purely because he had some coke.
04:48I wasn't flirting with anyone.
04:50Why'd you call me your brother?
04:52It worked, didn't it?
04:53It got you where you wanted to go.
04:56Listen, I'm sorry if your ego's so delicate
04:58that Michelle and someone else's attention is so triggering.
05:05You drive me mad, Rach.
05:12Ugh.
05:18For God's sake.
05:22Hi.
05:23I'm off today.
05:24Get in here, Rachel.
05:25You messed up the Jacksons reservation
05:27and I'm not cleaning up your shit.
05:29Anna.
05:30We're just called.
05:31There's some emergency.
05:32I don't know the guests.
05:33Can you drive me in?
05:34You don't knock, huh?
05:35I'm sorry.
05:36This is my apartment.
05:37It's not your room.
05:38Anna, do you mind me coming in?
05:40Don't do that, Rachel.
05:41I can order you a taxi.
05:42Yeah, will you get a taxi?
05:43I just don't wanna get out of bed.
05:44We're just taking it easy.
05:44Please, Anna.
05:45No, Rachel.
05:46I'm gonna get you a taxi.
05:49Benjamin will be with you in 40 minutes.
05:52Is there a match on?
05:53I don't know.
05:54I need to get there quickly.
05:55Come on.
05:57Okay, look.
05:57I'll be right back.
06:00Don't move.
06:01Don't move.
06:04Did you use any shower gel in the bathroom?
06:06Yeah, I was doing it that was in there.
06:08Why?
06:08Was I not supposed to?
06:09No, no.
06:10It's fine.
06:11It's just...
06:12It's just different.
06:14And?
06:14Am I dumping it?
06:15No, no, no, no.
06:16It's fine.
06:18It's just, you know, like, my sense of smell.
06:20It's, like, really heightened.
06:22Oh, don't do that, Mag.
06:23You've got every symptom under the sun every month.
06:26I know, but this month I actually can smell it.
06:30Paul.
06:31I'm just saying.
06:33Look, are we going to talk about what happened this morning or are we just going to add it to
06:36the list of things that we ignore?
06:38What?
06:38What's that supposed to mean?
06:39Luke was really concerned.
06:41Oh.
06:41Too concerned.
06:42Well, I mean, the ambulance was definitely unnecessary.
06:45What if someone actually needed an ambulance and they couldn't get to us because they were on our way to
06:48ours?
06:48Yeah, exactly.
06:50I mean, like...
06:51You know, it's actually a really selfish thing to do to call an ambulance.
06:54If you think about it.
06:55Selfish?
06:56I think he was really worried.
06:58Anyway, let's just...
06:59Everyone needs to calm down and just take a bit of space.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:05Yeah, that's genius.
07:06Maybe we should, um, walk the Camino or climb Kilimanjaro or something.
07:10No, no, no, no, no, Rachel.
07:12Not you and me space.
07:13You and Luke space.
07:14Besides, people only walk the Camino when they're trying to run away from their lives and I definitely cannot.
07:18Run away right now because I actually have something to tell you.
07:23Why are you turning down the radio and being so dramatic?
07:26Are you dying?
07:27Um, no.
07:28Are you pregnant?
07:29No.
07:31What?
07:32I know.
07:33He put it in a cross on this morning.
07:34Who?
07:35Aidan?
07:36Obviously.
07:36This is absolutely not obvious, Anna.
07:38You only met him a few weeks ago.
07:40Months.
07:40It's been months.
07:41You barely know this man.
07:42I do know him and I know that I love him.
07:44I actually might announce it at lunch today.
07:49I don't even know why I care because this is never actually going to happen.
07:52This is just another one of your notions.
07:53It's definitely happening.
07:55We're going to spin around a few venues today, I think.
07:59Why are you laughing?
08:01You said nothing about the ring.
08:03Yeah, because you're going to be giving it back in a few days.
08:12Like, do you even know his mother's maiden name or if he had any child who passed?
08:16Rachel, I'm marrying the guy.
08:18I'm not trying to hack into his email.
08:34I can't believe this.
08:36I mean, this is just ridiculous.
08:38How long are we going to have to wait for this colleague of yours?
08:41I understand.
08:42Oh, shit.
08:43You are off the plane and you're just...
08:46Absolutely.
08:46Can you not see how upsetting this is?
08:49Here's my colleague now.
08:51She'll be able to help you.
08:52Finally.
08:53Mr. and Mrs. Jackson...
08:54No, I don't want to hear it.
08:55We demand that you fix it right now.
08:57I'm so sorry.
08:58I honestly don't know how this happened.
09:00I mean, I definitely remember making the bookings, though.
09:03Oh, so you're calling me a liar.
09:05No.
09:05No, no, no.
09:06Um, no.
09:08I'm not saying that.
09:16Anna, I'm quitting.
09:18Fuck this.
09:20I'm better than this.
09:22Oh, sorry.
09:24There's no point in sending this to you because you don't have any time for me at one of my
09:27voice notes
09:28now that you have a fiancé.
09:39Luke, do you want to come for lunch today?
09:42Dad would love to see you.
09:46No.
09:47You probably don't.
09:48Um...
09:50Listen, I just need you to know that I love you so much
09:55and I'm so sorry that last night was so chaotic.
10:03Um...
10:03Can we...
10:05hang out tonight?
10:07Lordy.
10:08Smoke.
10:12Come on.
10:17Christ, how are you still standing?
10:20I got some Valium's off my neighbour.
10:27I'm probably going to lose my job and then my mother's going to lose her shit.
10:32Oh, I just don't know what people want from me.
10:36Hmm.
10:37The best lesson I've ever learned.
10:40Tell people what they want to hear.
10:42Whatever it is.
10:43An apology, a free breakfast.
10:45Give it to them.
10:46They'll leave you alone.
10:48You're right.
10:49You're always right.
10:50Yeah.
10:52Actually, I'm going to change your name on my phone to the voice of reason.
10:58Oh, shit.
11:00Ugh.
11:01Blunt.
11:03How is she?
11:05Are you okay?
11:07Grant.
11:10Wait till I see where I went.
11:12There, there.
11:13No, no, Jesus, stop.
11:14What?
11:15Jack, for God's sake, will you stop clicking?
11:16Now it looks as if I like that Sandra Clifford's dog died.
11:19Helen.
11:19Helen, come in here.
11:21What do you need now?
11:22It's disappeared again.
11:23Will you help me get it up?
11:25Well, if you ever ask me to help you get it up again, I will kill myself.
11:28Jesus Christ, Helen.
11:3012 o'clock on a Saturday, she's making suicide jokes.
11:33Oh, I'm not joking, Mum.
11:34Oh, look.
11:35Mick Clifford took Sandra on the Shannon as a surprise.
11:3925 years to be married.
11:41And Tom McNoise is the best he can do.
11:44Well, then at least Mick Clifford still takes his wife places, even if it is awfully.
11:49Are we enough to be doing here?
11:51Our girls are gone, Jack.
11:53I'm ready for my post-partum adventure.
11:55It's only been, what, 35 years.
11:57Well, Helen's not gone.
11:59She's still here.
11:59Yeah, but she's at college.
12:01Anna and Rachel are away with their own lives.
12:03As for Claire, she needs to stop relying on us to do everything with Kate.
12:06She is our granddaughter.
12:07Exactly.
12:08We're done.
12:09I want to go somewhere.
12:11Somewhere there's no drama.
12:14Maybe a cruise.
12:15No drama.
12:16A cruise.
12:17People die on cruises.
12:18They do not.
12:18They do so.
12:19I read it online.
12:20I'll send you a link.
12:21They go there to die.
12:23It's cheaper than a hospice.
12:25No, I'm really sorry we had to interrupt our morning.
12:28Yeah, annoying.
12:29Do we have to do this lunch every week until we die?
12:32No, just until they do.
12:33And, Jesus, I should not have said that.
12:36No, it's actually really nice to have a weekly check-in with everyone.
12:38I shouldn't have said that.
12:40Uh, you're not wearing your ring.
12:42I just need to find the right moment.
12:45How do Rach take it?
12:47Not well.
12:47But she takes traffic lights worse than me.
12:49She's just really...
12:50Possessive?
12:51No, actually, I was going to say loyal.
12:53Oh.
12:54Here, I need to stop and get some flowers.
12:55Can't arrive empty-handed.
13:05Hiya.
13:06Hi.
13:06Heyya.
13:08So, you have two options.
13:09You have flowers or chocolate.
13:12You are such a licker.
13:13What?
13:14You'd always complain about Mum's demands and then you'd give in to them.
13:17Yeah, Helen.
13:17For a quiet night.
13:18In fairness, you have created a monster to a point.
13:22And I'll watch the golf with Jack.
13:23Okay, bye.
13:25Ugh.
13:29Hello.
13:30Hiya.
13:31Sorry, thank you so much for getting those bits, Maggie.
13:34You have two options.
13:35Chocolate or cookies.
13:36I'm not giving her chocolates.
13:37Or biscuits.
13:38She'll say I'm a feeder.
13:39Well, they're the only options I have, Claire.
13:41She's not wrong, though.
13:42Mum's already in a bad mood because Dad fell asleep at bus.
13:45I'll give her the flowers.
13:46You'll kill them.
13:47I'm giving them to her in like five minutes.
13:48Still.
13:49I'm capable of keeping things alive.
13:51Thank you very much.
13:52You sound like James.
13:53How is James?
13:54I have to be careful now because of all severes.
13:58Kate, should we go inside and say hi to Nanny and Granda?
13:59Yeah.
14:00Where's empty Rachel?
14:02Um, should we see if she's inside?
14:03Okay.
14:03Right, go on about James.
14:05He wants me to bring her over because he's missing the birthday tomorrow.
14:09I'm just exhausted.
14:09I'm dragging her through airports.
14:11Like why is it always me that goes over there?
14:13I know.
14:14But she loves to see him.
14:16And he loves to see her.
14:17Don't do that, Maggie.
14:18You always take his side.
14:19I don't.
14:20I'm just saying you should bring her.
14:22I will, don't I always?
14:23I'm just saying that being a parent is a gender-imbalanced cesspool.
14:26Okay.
14:27Give me a hand here.
14:28I think we should go huge.
14:30I think they said the room only holds 60.
14:3360 it is.
14:35And we can't let my parents pay for anything.
14:37Otherwise every single person on their road will be invited.
14:39No, no.
14:40I'm paying.
14:40I already told you.
14:43But...
14:43But?
14:45My money, my music.
14:48No.
14:49Yeah.
14:50No chance.
14:51Any sign of Rachel?
14:53Kate's crying.
14:54She's not here yet.
14:55Oh God, I need a night off from this.
14:56Night off?
14:57What did you last have a night on?
14:58I'm sorry.
14:59What would you know about being a single mother?
15:00That you're not one?
15:01Come on.
15:02We were all raising that child.
15:03Her first word was...
15:04Was mama.
15:05Yeah, who was it directed at?
15:06Rachel.
15:07Okay Helen, leave it.
15:08Hey.
15:09Hello.
15:10Oh, what's it today Maggie?
15:12Chicken.
15:12Oh, my favourite.
15:13Let me help.
15:14Told you.
15:14I did suggest lamb, but mum was horrified.
15:16I would suggest it at this time of year.
15:19Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
15:19She's watching from the good room.
15:21Oh.
15:21Hey mum.
15:22Hey.
15:27The ball in the middle.
15:29Close enough.
15:31This V goes to that shoulder.
15:33There you go.
15:34Now, go on.
15:37Oh!
15:40We'll try that again.
15:48Now, the worst thing when Princess Diana died was the outpouring of cheap ugly flowers.
15:53I'm sorry the merged thing wrapped in plastic isn't up to your standards.
15:56He's alright.
15:57These ones are gorgeous, Anna.
15:59We'll put them into the window of the good room.
16:02Shall we go and get us into the good room mum?
16:04Yeah, leave them here where we can see them.
16:05Everyone passing by on the street would see them.
16:08Oh, well then.
16:09Well, I'll do it later.
16:11Sorry.
16:11There she is.
16:12Rachel!
16:13Hi!
16:14Come here.
16:15Oh!
16:16Mwah!
16:17Mum, these are for you.
16:19Butter cookies.
16:20I'll be as fat as a fool.
16:21Are you trying to give me diabetes?
16:22Mum, dial down the fat phobia, please.
16:24It is really boring.
16:25Fat phobia?
16:26See, that's the problem with your generation, Helen.
16:28You're so accepting.
16:29Excuse us for trying to make people feel comfortable in their own bodies.
16:32But at what cost, Helen?
16:34At what cost?
16:35Hey.
16:36You've perked up since this morning.
16:40Mum, a friend of mine is selling a ticket to Field of Dreams.
16:44You're a grown woman, Helen.
16:45Do I need to ask permission?
16:46Field of Dreams.
16:48That's wild.
16:49So, Jack did the Department of Health have an amnesty tent to that thing?
16:53They do.
16:54For the drugs.
16:55I am going to serve the dinner now.
16:58Open the window there like a good girl, Helen.
16:59Do you want to smell food in the house all day?
17:01Gosh, she doesn't need to ask for permission.
17:03Helen's 23 years old.
17:05I'm not, but thank you.
17:07You'd never let us go to a festival like that one.
17:09None of you had to ask, because you all got the chance to escape.
17:11Oh, escape?
17:13Excuse me for putting a roof over your heads.
17:16You're an adult, Helen.
17:17You can do whatever you want.
17:18Yeah, but the ticket is €300 and I don't have any money.
17:22It's a alarm you don't even have a small cushion when you're living here rent-free.
17:25Derv.
17:26I'll put a small cushion over his head.
17:28Just because you still have your communion money.
17:31Under his mattress.
17:32Do you think we should get the ticket for her?
17:34Absolutely not.
17:35It's hot.
17:36Ah, guys, it's not that simple.
17:38It's expensive out there.
17:40Says you, and I'm the dope who pays your rent when you're broke.
17:43Here we are.
17:43Yeah, if you spend less money on gigs and flat whites, you might have a hope.
17:47You're a generation of wasters.
17:50Wasters?
17:50Well, things are different since your day.
17:52Fancy Castle tomorrow is costing me €200 for the day.
17:55Yeah, it's not our fault that the systemic underinvestment of successive governments means that
18:00buying a house is impossible and renting a place is extortion.
18:06Although, yeah, the government are trying more now, just a bit.
18:12Just stay safe at that festival, Helen.
18:14You don't know the kind of people that go to that type of thing.
18:16Yeah, Helen.
18:18Protect yourself from the rabble.
18:19Think you're going to catch poverty or something, is it?
18:23Go on, Garb.
18:26Garb!
18:29Can Auntie Rachel come on the Bouncing Castle with me tomorrow?
18:33Well, it's your birthday, so you get what you want.
18:35Yay!
18:36Yay!
18:37OK, let's watch some cartoons now.
18:39Mummy's going to go talk to the aunties, all right?
18:43Where's Luke?
18:44Did he not say he was coming today?
18:46I don't know, Mum. Maybe he changed his mind.
18:48Poor lad.
18:50How does he put up with you?
18:52I don't know, Mum.
18:53People put up with all sorts of stuff.
18:55I like Luke.
18:57The guy's got riz.
18:58He's got what?
19:00Riz.
19:01Luke has riz.
19:02Are you having a stroke?
19:06Walshes, I've news.
19:08Has Black Friday come early?
19:09No.
19:10Actually, actual news, hot off the press.
19:12On Monday, I will finally be a full Walsh again.
19:15My divorce is through!
19:15Woo!
19:16Woo!
19:18Woo!
19:18Woo!
19:19Woo!
19:20Cheers!
19:25And...
19:26To Claire!
19:27What's that look for, Mum?
19:29Nothing.
19:29I'm not coming up with any negativity about this.
19:31I'm finally rid of a man who left me the day Kate was born.
19:34Yeah, this is huge.
19:35Yeah, we have to celebrate.
19:37Even I would celebrate that.
19:38Oh, well, I'd love to go out, but, you know.
19:40Why don't you go out?
19:41Garvan Isle babysit.
19:42Yeah.
19:43No, no, no.
19:43You should all go.
19:45Your mother and I will do the sitting.
19:46You may volunteer yourself, but don't go offering my services.
19:49I have my programs to watch.
19:52Well, I'll watch her.
19:53Thanks, Dad.
19:55I'm favorite.
19:56In your dreams.
19:58Congratulations.
20:04When I have a phone, I'll text you all day, every day.
20:08Promise?
20:09Promise.
20:11You're my favorite, you know that?
20:14Why don't you and I just run away together?
20:17Where would we go?
20:20The moon!
20:24Rachel, we've had my back.
20:26The moon!
20:27The moon!
20:27The moon!
20:28The moon!
20:28That's the best idea ever!
20:30Where?
20:33The moon!
20:33The moon!
20:35The moon!
20:37Coming!
20:39See you later.
20:40Bye.
20:43Why don't you want to tell them?
20:46I don't know.
20:50Look, I just don't want our big news to be undermined
20:52because my family think I'm being typical.
20:57I can't imagine to be anything but excited.
21:03My friends are already booking flights from back home.
21:06Yeah?
21:08Yeah, it's a great day.
21:11It is a great day.
21:20Sorry.
21:21Sorry.
21:21But, like, I didn't think the two of you would be going on it in a single bed when everyone
21:25is knee-deep in profiteroles downstairs.
21:27Well, there's none left.
21:28Fairly.
21:33Okay.
21:34I'll leave you guys to it.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Go clean the dancing shoes.
21:45Come here.
21:46Okay.
21:53Let's cross my arm.
21:54Come on.
21:58Harder.
21:59Don't be feathery.
22:03Seat of the ring off.
22:06I'm so glad that you changed your mind, honestly.
22:09No, I didn't change my mind.
22:10Really?
22:12Why didn't you announce it then?
22:14It's not the right time.
22:15That's for sure.
22:16Rachel, like...
22:20I have this, like, really...
22:23deep, like, knowing that...
22:28Like, this is right.
22:31He's the one, I think.
22:32Why are you so against it?
22:35I don't know.
22:37You're just the only one that really knows me.
22:40And doesn't try and change me.
22:43And now you'll be gone.
22:44I'm not going anywhere.
22:45My love for Aidan doesn't replace my love for you.
22:48Like, we're sisters.
22:49It's not possible.
22:50Yeah, but what if you get hurt and he breaks your heart
22:53and then you love me less because your love muscle's damaged?
23:00I'm not going to leave you, you looper.
23:03He's going to take you away.
23:04He's not taking me anywhere.
23:07Are you moving out?
23:10I mean, like, eventually, yeah, that will probably get a place.
23:12Rachel, why are you so panicked?
23:14Because you're moving out.
23:16I never said anything about moving.
23:17You were the one who brought it up.
23:19Are you going to have a baby without me?
23:21I mean, without telling me?
23:24Like, what about Cinema Sundays and...
23:28and Tuesdays with Krispy Kreme and the Bake Off?
23:30No, I'll still do all of that.
23:32But he'll always be with you.
23:33No, he could be with his friends or something.
23:35Does he have friends?
23:36Rachel.
23:37Have you met them?
23:39This is a terrible idea.
23:43God, I love you, but...
23:45This conversation is bananas.
23:49I'm leaving.
23:58Are you okay?
24:02Do you think Luke's controlling?
24:05Controlling?
24:06No.
24:06I think he's, like, the most concerned, like...
24:09caring guy ever.
24:10I would go as far to say he loves you more than your own mother does.
24:14Well, that wouldn't be hard.
24:15No.
24:16But, like, Rachel, do not sabotage this.
24:18Luke's fab.
24:20And he really cares about you.
24:21Sometimes I think he cares too much.
24:24See, there you go.
24:25Looking for problems.
24:26We're there and on again.
24:28You're on your period or something?
24:30Are you?
24:36Guys, can we walk on the foot back?
24:37Oh, fuck you, Mom!
24:40What are you two up to back there?
24:43You better not be planted a ditch of.
24:45I just got divorced, you bitch.
24:46Do not make this about you.
24:47If I'm being dragged out, you're not getting away with it.
24:50You're such a flake.
24:51I'm not a flake.
24:52It's a bit flake, you believe.
24:53Garth.
24:54She used to be a flake.
24:55Now she's...
24:55What's the one with two chocolate fingers?
24:58A twirl.
24:59What are you talking about?
25:01Oh, you don't know what we're talking about.
25:03It's a chocolate whir.
25:04Yeah, sorry.
25:04We all have your food.
25:05So I'm a jelly baby because everyone bites my head off.
25:08Helen's a Turkish delight.
25:10She's confusing.
25:12And only weird people like her.
25:13I'm a spicy curry.
25:16Obviously.
25:17We're going to miss the next train, guys.
25:19And Maggie's a plain yogurt.
25:20At room temperature.
25:21Plain yogurt's lovely, Garth.
25:23Yeah, and it's really good for thrush.
25:24Oh.
25:26Too much.
25:34Well, I got you a lovely pink hairband.
25:36So we can be matching.
25:38And when you wake up, you'll be...
25:40Six.
25:40And I'll have lots of presents.
25:43Yes.
25:43I think you will.
25:45Night, night.
25:46Night.
25:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:51It's the song.
25:52It's the song.
25:53Helen!
25:54It's our song!
25:57Maggie!
25:58Come on.
25:59Absolutely not.
25:59Claire, we're not doing it.
26:01Claire, please don't.
26:01No, we are.
26:02Yeah, I did.
26:03Stop it.
26:07I always come back to your bed.
26:12Clearly now.
26:13I'm not doing it.
26:14Take my shot.
26:15Seven.
26:16Here we go.
26:18Is he ready?
26:19Let's see.
26:21Show me all this.
26:25It would be embarrassing.
26:30No matter what.
26:33I am always coming to your bed.
26:41No!
26:43No!
26:43No!
26:43Hey!
26:44Welcome to the family.
26:45Get off the floor.
26:48Oh, Jesus.
26:49Get off the floor.
26:50Get off the floor.
26:51Get off the floor.
26:51Get off the floor.
26:52Okay, let me do this with you.
26:53Oh, my God.
26:55Hey.
26:56Hey, Mr. Quiff at the end of the bar.
26:58I want to send a mojito.
26:59Mr. Quiff.
27:00Mr. Quiff.
27:01Wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:01Which one?
27:01Which one?
27:02Which one?
27:02The worm lady.
27:04The worm lady.
27:05The worm lady.
27:06She called me the worm lady.
27:08No, no, no, no.
27:10Hey, it works every time.
27:12No, I can't be worm lady.
27:17Oh, my God.
27:18Enough.
27:18With a sad boyfriend.
27:21I think I'm gonna go.
27:23What?
27:23Pessing something, Luke.
27:24I'm just getting a pain in my stomach that I'm using.
27:26Now, darling, do not curtail your happiness for a man.
27:30Look, look, look at you.
27:32You're a fucking vision.
27:35What support do you do to get a silo performance?
27:41I'm fucking lost, Barbie.
27:44Needs more booze.
27:46You can sort that.
27:56I'm gonna keep calling you until you show up.
28:00I really need to talk to you.
28:19She thought that after we were married, I'd change my mind.
28:23You know, I hate that.
28:25You can't just force people to change.
28:27Sorry, can I just get a beer?
28:28Sure, sure.
28:29That's course of control.
28:31Exactly.
28:32So I take it you're, uh, not one of these beardy women, man.
28:36Yeah, no, the whole kids thing.
28:39It's just, it's not for me.
28:40Are you serious?
28:42Man, this woman has a kid.
28:44I don't know.
28:45In fact, she's turning six tomorrow and Mum and Jair is here.
28:47She's about to be organising a birthday party right about now.
28:50Are you for real?
28:53What?
28:57Am I lying?
28:58I don't know.
29:00Have a nice night, Claire.
29:01No, David.
29:03Come back.
29:05I have a child and a fucking aboula.
29:08You're a bitch, Rachel.
29:11Sorry.
29:12She'll get this.
29:13What?
29:19I'm on my way, Rach.
29:20Where are you?
29:21I'm outside Zosimus, waiting for you.
29:25When you don't text me back, it's like everything's wrong.
29:29I mean, I hate it not replying to you, but I don't know what to say to you, Rach.
29:34I'm like a broken record these days, you know?
29:38Yeah.
29:39You are.
29:41But I know it's because you love me.
29:44Yeah.
29:45You need to know I'm an adult.
29:47I know how to manage my life.
29:48Can you?
29:49I can.
29:50I just...
29:51Oh.
29:53Fuck, sorry.
29:54I'm a bit drunk.
29:56You're hiding so well.
29:58Come on.
29:59Let's get out of here.
30:00I'm cold.
30:00We can talk about this in the morning.
30:02Lukey!
30:04Have you calmed down?
30:05Are we out here waiting for some kind of emergency vehicle?
30:08Shut up, Anna.
30:09The guy called an ambulance on you this morning, like...
30:11Stop trying to stir shit with Luke and I just because you think you're the only one who's allowed to
30:15be happy.
30:16Okay.
30:17Can we just stop?
30:18What's going on?
30:19Don't.
30:20Oh, you want me to shut up, is it?
30:22Rachel.
30:23Are you afraid that I might reveal to your actual family that you have a secret fiancé?
30:28Fiancé?
30:29You're engaged.
30:30Who's engaged?
30:31I am.
30:32For who?
30:33What?
30:34What?
30:35Leave me alone.
30:37I'm trying to subtly suggest that we leave.
30:41Okay.
30:42Well, if you think that's why we...
30:44No, let's go south.
30:45Come on.
30:46Give me a little line.
30:48Come on, ladies.
30:50No, Mr. Von Trapp wants...
30:54I give up, Rach.
30:57Oh, I'm...
31:00Luke, I was joking.
31:03Come on.
31:06Rachel, come on.
31:07Let's go back in.
31:08This is clear as night.
31:09Don't ruin this on her.
31:09Just leave me alone.
31:11Maggie.
31:13Congratulations.
31:15We're all just gonna go inside for champagne.
31:17I forget that just happened, is it?
31:24We go with more.
31:32What?
31:33Guys.
31:34I have never been more sure I'm gonna marry that man.
31:37That brilliant legend of a man in six weeks.
31:40Six weeks.
31:41Yeah.
31:42Is that a refundable deposit?
31:43No, my dad don't even know his surname, Anna.
31:45Or that you're engaged.
31:46Yeah, I'm not doing this now.
31:47It's not that we're not happy for you, but it's just very quick.
31:49I'm not doing this now.
32:20Damien!
32:23Damien!
32:23Damien!
32:23It's Walshy.
32:24It's the crack.
32:25How are you getting on?
32:26I need a smoke.
32:28You look like you could do it with a lot more on the smoke.
32:31Do you have some?
32:32Maybe.
32:34Yes, I do.
32:35Come on.
32:35Let's go.
32:36Let's go.
32:37The night is knocking off.
32:39You best believe it.
32:46Please, I'll raise a glass and give us your Irish blessing.
32:50Anna, I love you so much.
32:52Thank you for welcoming me to the family, and I can't wait to call it my own.
32:56Cross.
32:57The Americans are so gross.
33:00Excuse me.
33:01The shoes are my issue.
33:03I can forgive the shoes, but I'm with Helen.
33:05You're as unconcealed with your feelings.
33:07Are you gonna let them roast me like this?
33:11Oh, come on.
33:12We're Irish.
33:13Roasting you means we love you.
33:16Well, that's confusing.
33:17Well, welcome to being confused.
33:20Yay!
33:21Oh, to be a child again, they said.
33:26To have a brand new heart and brand new head.
33:32To find the smallest of all things exciting.
33:37To find the biggest of all things inviting.
33:42Oh, to be a child again, they said.
33:47At first I thought I'd do, but now I'm thinking.
33:52And I don't know if I do, cause I'm just thinking.
33:57That maybe we don't miss being younger.
34:02Maybe we just miss the wonder.
34:07We miss a point of view.
34:13But we can have it too.
34:17If we really try, all you have to do.
34:22We miss a point of view that the world is today.
34:29This is sort of an amnesia.
34:32I don't know.
34:33See the next day.
34:39The magic of the peat.
34:45Watch this picture.
34:45Let me know.
34:45You're gonna get good.
34:48We're filming this project.
34:50To be a town with a tower,
34:51Looks like it's nice.
34:52The world and not to look inside ourselves
35:45The world and not to look inside ourselves
35:59How come I've never seen you before?
36:02Are you some kind of recluse?
36:10A recluse?
36:11No, every bouncer in Dublin knows who we are
36:15Maybe you just don't know where he's called
36:17Yeah, that's possible
36:20That's very possible
36:23Do you believe in love at first sight?
36:26I don't know
36:27I do believe in a noise at first sight
36:30You know when you just see someone
36:31and they piss you off without even looking at you
36:33Mm-hmm
36:37Stay down
36:38Should I just ruin where this was going with my jokes?
36:42No
36:44Not at all
36:48You know, maybe we shouldn't though
36:52I don't know
36:53I want you to know that I'm
36:54kind of into you
36:56Don't want it to be a
36:57one night only kind of thing
37:00Same
37:03But
37:05That doesn't mean we should deprive ourselves
37:06Don't stand up
37:06Yes
37:06No
37:09No
37:12No
37:22No
37:25No
37:26No
37:27No
37:27No
37:27No
37:28No
37:29No
37:30No
37:30No
37:31No
38:14Come on, Mom! Look at me! I'm six!
38:19Oh, hi!
38:21Your eyes?
38:22Oh my god, my head!
38:24Where are my presents?
38:26Oh, wait till you see your presents.
38:29Come on, come on!
38:29Yeah, because give Mommy a minute.
38:33Okay.
38:35Oh, come on, Claire.
38:37Come on, Claire.
38:39Come on.
39:04It's ten o'clock.
39:05Hello, Big Ben.
39:06You said you'd get Kate to give me a call this morning when she opened her present.
39:11She's my child too, Claire.
39:12I'm sorry, there's been an issue.
39:14I don't even want to hear. There's always an issue.
39:20Perfect.
39:20All right.
39:30Idiot?
39:33Sorry, Rachel.
39:35Sorry.
39:36Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
39:38Drink.
39:39No, we're going drinking. Come on.
39:41Rachel, Rachel, can you hear me?
39:45Rachel? Rachel?
39:46Rachel?
39:52Rachel, can you tell us what happened?
39:53What happened?
39:54Yeah, I fell asleep at all.
39:57Yeah, I fell asleep at all.
39:58You could barely detect a pulse when you found you.
40:01Jenny, have you any history of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, substance abuse?
40:06Any history of self-harm or suicidal thoughts?
40:11I'm sorry for your time. I just, I couldn't sleep so I took a little sleeping tablet.
40:19Morning.
40:25I've ordered new sneakers to be more palatable to your sisters.
40:28Okay, you passed the test.
40:31It's just mum too impressed now, so I hope you bought Nikes.
40:36So listen, there's something I...
40:37I don't think that he does will be fine.
40:41I love you.
40:46So there's something I need to tell you.
40:47Hang on. Hello?
40:50Hi, could I speak to Anna Walsh?
40:52Speaking?
40:53Hi, it's about your sister Rachel.
40:55She was admitted to A&E earlier this morning.
40:57An ambulance was called.
40:58Is she okay?
41:02Hi, Jack.
41:03Hiya.
41:04Hi, Jack.
41:05Hiya.
41:07We could do it a bit, son.
41:09Oh, I don't.
41:11Not now.
41:12Not now.
41:21Great job. Great job.
41:22This just isn't the reaction.
41:24Are you okay?
41:25Yeah.
41:25No, I'm totally fine. Honestly.
41:28Are you happy for me to continue with your sister here?
41:30Yeah, yeah.
41:31How you presented today, I know you didn't just take a sleeping tablet.
41:35You know, most medical studies aren't done on women.
41:38So maybe it's a female thing.
41:40And I'm really tired, so maybe low iron?
41:44Well, you've been here a lot.
41:46Last month there was the shoulder.
41:47That was the cobblestone, I don't remember.
41:49Oh yeah, no, no, I was there for that.
41:51There was a really drunk man with an accordion.
41:53No, that definitely wasn't her fault.
41:54We've had a dislocated kneecap, the glass shard in the hand, two sprained ankles.
41:58There was slippery stairs.
42:00And the glass in the hand was...
42:03I can't even remember.
42:04Customers break glass and work all the time.
42:06And the ankles...
42:08I'm just clumsy.
42:10I think maybe this time you should speak to our psychiatric department.
42:12How would that sound?
42:14Uh...
42:15Ridiculous.
42:15Psychiatric department.
42:16We are advising some rehabilitation and support for you.
42:19Well...
42:20Sorry.
42:21Like...
42:22Rehab.
42:23Why aren't you listening?
42:25No wonder there's a hospital trolley crisis if you're keeping people in bed for being tired.
42:31Um...
42:32Look, Doctor.
42:33My boyfriend and I have some...
42:35Issues.
42:36And the whole thing blew up.
42:37And I was just so upset.
42:39And he admitted you weren't stupid.
42:41I'm just stupid.
42:42This has been a massive wake up call.
42:45And I will never, ever, ever, ever do coke or drink straight gin ever again.
42:49Ever.
42:51Rachel, you need support.
42:53You have a very serious problem.
43:05You won't think she's in Grey's Anatomy or something.
43:08The drama.
43:11Shit.
43:12Kate's party.
43:14Please don't tell me my dad.
43:17Kate.
43:18That's enough.
43:20Did you have a good party, monkey?
43:22Yeah.
43:23The best one yet.
43:24And especially because I got ice cream.
43:27I'm going to listen to you.
43:28I'm going to listen to you.
43:29How are you?
43:29There's the coast clear.
43:31Oh, my God.
43:33Earplugs in.
43:34And music playing.
43:35I can still hear the screeching.
43:36That's what twelve six-year-olds will do, Mum.
43:38Oh, thank God.
43:39Parties weren't a big thing in your day.
43:41They were for everyone else.
43:42My mates used to think we were Jehovah's Witnesses because we never had any parties.
43:46Come off it.
43:47You never want it for anything.
43:51Sorry, is that my tracksuit?
43:55Yeah.
43:56It's a bit big.
43:57But I just wanted something cozy.
43:59Big.
44:01My clothes aren't big.
44:14Hey, it's Luke. Sorry I missed you.
44:16Leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
44:30Oh, where are you going?
44:32Why are you interrogating me?
44:34Maybe because I'm wildly confused about this whole situation, Rachel.
44:37Like, why are we in hospital talking to a doctor about you needing rehab?
44:41Like, what is going on with you?
44:43That's what I'm saying.
44:44That doctor is giving mellow, mellow drama.
44:47No, Rachel, you pretending like this is normal is actually really fucking frightening.
44:51Do you know that?
44:52Like, are you trying to make me feel like I'm going crazy?
44:56You just say what you want to see, Anna.
44:58Drug addicts.
45:01Fiancees.
45:01No, stop.
45:02Don't deflect and make this about me.
45:03I'm not the only person who's really concerned.
45:06Luke's just wrong me there.
45:07Ugh.
45:09There is literally nothing I can say to convince you because you want me to be a mess.
45:13Always.
45:14I live with you.
45:15We spend every minute together and I'm just hearing about some of those injuries now.
45:19Like, Rachel, nobody wants you to be like this.
45:49What is she?
45:50What is she?
45:50What's the crack?
45:50Damien.
45:50What the hell did you get up to last night?
45:54And what?
45:56I don't think I'm kind of junky.
45:58Rachel, it's class.
46:00Any time I go, I feel like a million dollars after.
46:02You get to lounge around all day.
46:03All your meals are handed to you.
46:04You get to talk about yourself all day.
46:06It's the dream.
46:08Seriously.
46:09Call her.
46:11Okay.
46:12Okay.
46:13Fine.
46:17Speaker?
46:18Speaker.
46:23Hello?
46:24Hey, Anna.
46:26I'm sorry.
46:26You're right.
46:28I'm sorry.
46:29You're right.
46:30I...
46:30I think a bit of time away at rehab might be good for me.
46:34Are you serious?
46:35Yeah.
46:36I think a break from my life and a bit of, um...
46:39Support.
46:42Support is...
46:44No, no, no, no.
46:45I can't.
46:46I can't.
46:47I can't go to rehab.
46:49No.
46:49Hello?
46:50How was she?
46:50For God's sake, everyone's going to be in awe.
46:52Hello?
46:53You're going to be like a soldier who's fought in a war.
46:55This is going to give you proper status.
46:57Hello?
46:58Rachel?
46:59Is there a spa?
47:00Fuck knows.
47:02Hello?
47:03I think I've lost you, Rachel.
47:04No, sorry.
47:05You haven't lost me.
47:06I'm here.
47:07Um...
47:10Will you please wake me up?
47:17So is the sister to the rescue up two-way street, or...?
47:20Yeah?
47:21Rachel saved my arse on loads of occasions.
47:24Why do I find that hard to believe?
47:26Aidan, you do the same for your brothers.
47:29Yeah, but my...
47:30My brothers are a little different than your sister.
47:33Yeah, well...
47:34Maybe it's the start of a new Rachel, who knows?
47:37Maybe you even have to order a non-alcoholic wine for the wedding.
47:40They're taking their sweet time, aren't they?
47:43Well, clearly don't push about rehab, but like, what can I do?
47:47I think we should get some more drinks, because it's not my problem.
47:51Good thinking.
47:52Can I please get two drinks?
47:53Two more drinks?
47:54Actually, what did you want to say to me this morning?
47:57Um...
47:58Yeah, I, uh...
48:00I have an issue.
48:02Might affect the wedding.
48:04Yeah?
48:04What is it?
48:06Shit, sorry.
48:06It's right here.
48:18You.
48:24You.
48:25You.
48:34Press red now for the next episode on iPlayer,
48:37while the Walsh sisters are back on BBC One at 9.20 next Saturday.
48:47The end of the day of the October 19th Sunday
49:05Monday the May of July
49:06CLIP
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