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00:01They'd ask you what you'd like
00:02And you'd say what my sister's having
00:05Same new bike, same new shoes
00:07When you were four and I six or seven
00:09Always ride in your eyes
00:11And how I led the way we cried
00:13Those years ago
00:14It turned to night
00:18Close out the door, curl up in bed
00:21But leave on the light
00:22We'd read books, you'd read yours
00:25And I'd read mine
00:27But I'd help you with the words
00:29You didn't know
00:30I never thought I'd learn so much
00:35From you, and for the most part
00:38I'm just proud
00:39But I guess a part of me
00:43Just thought it'd always be
00:45The other way around
00:47I never thought I'd learn so much
00:52From you, I guess I thought
00:54I knew it all
00:56We're going to hunt me
00:58I'm sorry
00:59I'm just not as great as both of us
01:01I thought when we were small
01:12Rachel?
01:14Rachel?
01:28Rachel?
01:31Anna, you're in here
01:34Rachel!
01:39What are you doing?
01:40Hey!
01:41Hey!
01:42Are you okay?
01:43What the fuck?
01:44I couldn't wake you, sit up
01:45She's fine, she's fine
01:46I called an ambulance
01:47You what?
01:48What?
01:49Of course I called an ambulance, you're going to have to shake your vitals Rachel
01:52I was shaking her, she wasn't breathing
01:53Okay look, can we all just calm down please?
01:55Right, I need to mark my phone, where's my phone?
01:57Oh, she's just a light weight
02:00Here
02:01Thank you
02:02This time, I thought she was dead
02:13Was the ambulance absolutely necessary?
02:15Yeah Anna, it was absolutely necessary, she wasn't breathing
02:18Okay
02:19She's alright now
02:21Are you in immediate danger?
02:23Hi
02:24Say yes if you can
02:25No, no, no, sorry
02:26There's no emergency
02:28My boyfriend called for an ambulance but I just want to cancel it
02:33Did you have a good night after we left?
02:36Yeah
02:37To a point
02:39You know what she's like Anna, she doesn't mind the call it a day
02:43She is a grown woman Luke, so
02:46You just have to trust that she does
02:48Miss, what is your address?
02:53I'm in Rothmines but I don't need an ambulance
02:57I'm really sorry for waiting your time
02:59If you're not safe, please say yes
03:02No, no, no, no, no
03:04I just, I don't need an ambulance
03:07My boyfriend panicked and threw water in my face because I'm having a sleeper
03:12I'm really sorry
03:27Come on, get in
03:28No, we're not going to pretend like that just didn't happen, okay?
03:35Okay
03:37If you want to have a day, let's go
03:39Well sorry, are you trying to turn this around now so that you're pissed off at me?
03:42Yeah, no, fuck that Rachel
03:44Oh my gosh, you are insufferable
03:47You were the one flirting with a bloke right in front of my face last night, yeah?
03:50Purely because he had some coke
03:52I wasn't flirting with anyone
03:54Why'd you call me your brother?
03:56It worked, didn't it? It got you where you wanted to go
03:59Listen, I'm sorry if your ego is so delicate that me showing someone else's attention is so triggering
04:09You drive me mad, Rach
04:12Oh God's sake
04:24Hi, I'm off today
04:26Get in here Rachael
04:27You messed up the Jacksons reservation and I'm not cleaning up your shit
04:31Anna, we're just called, there's some emergency
04:34One of the guests, can you drive me in?
04:36You don't knock, huh?
04:37Sorry, this is my apartment
04:38It's not your room
04:39Anna, do you mind me coming in?
04:41Don't do that, Rachael
04:42I can order you a taxi
04:43Yeah, will you get a taxi? I just don't want to get out of bed, we're just taking it easy
04:45Please, Anna
04:46No, Rachael
04:47I'm going to get you a taxi
04:50Benjamin will be with you in 40 minutes, is there a match on?
04:54I don't know, I need to get there quickly
04:55Come on
04:57Ok, look, I'll be right back
05:00Don't move
05:01Don't move
05:02Don't move
05:04Did you use any shower gel in the bathroom?
05:06Yeah, I was the only thing that was in there
05:07Why?
05:08Was I not supposed to?
05:09No, no
05:10It's fine, it's just
05:12It was different
05:13And?
05:14Am I dumping it?
05:15No, no, no, no, it's fine
05:17It's just, you know, like my sense of smell
05:19It's like really heightened
05:21Oh, don't do that, Mag, you've got every symptom under the sun every month
05:25I know, but this month I actually can smell it
05:29Paul
05:30I'm just saying
05:32Look, are we going to talk about what happened this morning or are we just going to add it to the list of things that we ignore?
05:36What? What's that supposed to mean?
05:38Luke was really concerned
05:39Oh, too concerned
05:41Well, I mean the ambulance was definitely unnecessary
05:43What if someone actually needed an ambulance and they couldn't get to us because they were on our way to ours?
05:46Yeah, exactly, I mean like
05:48You know, it's actually a really selfish thing to do to call an ambulance
05:52If you think about it
05:53He was selfish
05:54I think he was really worried
05:55Anyway, let's just
05:57Everyone needs to calm down and just take a bit of space
06:00Yeah
06:01Yeah
06:02Yeah, that's genius
06:03Maybe we should, um, walk the Camino or climb Kilimanjaro or something
06:07No, no, no, no, no, Rachel, not you and me space, you and Luke space
06:10Besides, people only walk the Camino when they're trying to run away from their lives
06:13And I definitely cannot run away right now because I actually have something to tell you
06:19Why are you turning down the radio and being so dramatic?
06:22Are you dying?
06:23Um, no
06:24Are you pregnant?
06:25No
06:26What?
06:27I know, he put it in the cross on this morning
06:30Who? Aidan?
06:31Obviously
06:32This is absolutely not obvious, Anna, you only met him a few weeks ago
06:35Months, it's been months
06:37You barely know this man
06:38I do know him and I know that I love him
06:40Actually, I might announce it at lunch today
06:42I don't even know why I care because this is never actually going to happen
06:47This is just another one of your notes
06:48It's definitely happening
06:50We-
06:51We're going to spin around a few venues today, I think
06:54Why are you laughing?
06:56You've said nothing about the ring
06:58Yeah, because you're going to be giving it back in a few days
07:06Like, do you even know his mother's maiden name or if he had any child of pets?
07:10Rachel, I'm marrying the guy
07:12I'm not trying to hack into his email
07:28I can't believe this
07:29I mean, this is just ridiculous
07:31How long are we going to have to wait for this colleague of yours?
07:34I don't understand
07:35Oh shit
07:36You're more off the plane and you're just
07:38Absolutely
07:39Can you not see how upsetting this is?
07:42Here's my colleague now
07:43She'll be able to help you
07:44Finally
07:45Mr. and Mrs. Jackson
07:46I don't want to hear it
07:47We demand that you fix it right now
07:49I'm so sorry
07:50I honestly don't know how this happened
07:52I mean, I definitely remember making the bookings though
07:54So you're calling me a liar?
07:56No, no, no, no
07:57Um, no, I'm not saying that
08:00Anna, I'm quitting
08:07Fuck this
08:09I'm better than this
08:12Oh, sorry
08:14There's no point in sending this to you because you don't have any time for me at one of my voice notes
08:18Now that you have a fiancé
08:20Now that you have a fiancé
08:30Luke, do you want to come for lunch today?
08:32Dad would love to see you
08:36No, you probably don't
08:38Erm
08:40Listen, I just need you to know that
08:43I love you so much
08:45And I'm so sorry that last night was so chaotic
08:51Erm
08:52Can we
08:54Hang out tonight?
08:56Aussie
08:57Smoke
09:01Come on
09:06Christ, how are you still standing?
09:08I got some volumes off my neighbour
09:14I'm probably going to lose my job and then my mother's going to lose her shit
09:17Oh, I just don't know what people want from me
09:23Mmm
09:25The best lesson I've ever learnt
09:27Tell people what they want to hear
09:29Whatever it is
09:30An apology, a free breakfast
09:32Give it to them, they'll leave you alone
09:35You're right
09:36You're always right
09:37Yeah
09:39Actually, I'm going to change your name on my phone to the voice of reason
09:44Oh shit
09:46Ugh
09:48Lunch
09:50Aussie
09:51You okay?
09:53Grant
09:57Wait till I see where I went
09:58There, there, no no, Jesus stop
09:59What?
10:00Jack, for God's sake
10:01Will you stop clicking?
10:02Now it looks as if I like that Sandra Clifford's dog died
10:04Helen
10:05Helen, come in here
10:06What do you need now?
10:07It's disappeared again
10:08Will you help me get it up?
10:10If you ever ask me to help you get it up again
10:12I will kill myself
10:13Jesus Christ Helen
10:1412 o'clock on a Saturday, she's making suicide jokes
10:17Oh, I'm not joking Mum
10:18Look
10:20Mick Clifford took Sandra on the Shannon as a surprise
10:2425 years to be married
10:25And Tom McNoise is the best he can do
10:28Well then at least Mick Clifford still takes his wife places
10:30Even if it is awfully
10:33Are we enough to be doing here?
10:35Our girls are gone Jack
10:37I'm ready for my post-partum adventure
10:38It's only been what, 35 years?
10:40Well, Helen's not gone, she's still there
10:42Yeah, but she's at college
10:43Anna and Rachel are away with her own lives
10:45As for Claire, she needs to stop relying on us to do everything with Kate
10:49She is our granddaughter
10:50Exactly
10:51We're done
10:53I want to go somewhere
10:54Somewhere there's no drama
10:56Maybe a cruise?
10:57No drama
10:58A cruise
10:59People die on cruises
11:00They do not
11:01They do so, I read it online
11:02I'll send you a link
11:04They go there to die
11:06It's cheaper than a hospice
11:08No, I'm really sorry we had to interrupt our morning
11:10Yeah, annoying
11:12Do we have to do this lunch every week until we die?
11:14No, just until they do
11:16And Jesus, I should not have said that
11:18No, it's actually really nice to have a weekly check-in with everyone
11:20I shouldn't have said that
11:22You're not wearing your ring
11:24I just need to find the right moment
11:27How do Rach take it?
11:28Not well, but she takes traffic lights first
11:30She's just really
11:31Possessive?
11:32No, actually I was going to say loyal
11:34Here, I need to stop and get some flowers
11:36Can't arrive empty hand
11:46Hiya
11:47Hi
11:48So you have two options
11:49You have flowers or chocolate
11:52You are such a licker
11:53What?
11:54You'd always complain about Mum's demands
11:55And then you'd give in to them
11:56Yeah, for quite a lot
11:58In fairness, you have created a monster to a point
12:00Thank you
12:01And I'll watch the golf with Jack
12:02Okay, bye
12:08Hello
12:09Hiya
12:10Sorry, thank you so much for getting those bits Maggie
12:12You have two options, chocolate or cookies
12:14I'm not giving her chocolates or biscuits, she'll say I'm a feeder
12:17Well, they're the only options I have, Claire
12:19She's not wrong though
12:20Mum's already in a bad mood
12:21So I fell asleep at last
12:23I'll give her the flowers
12:24You'll kill them
12:25I'm giving them to her in like five minutes
12:26Still
12:27I'm capable of keeping things alive, thank you very much
12:29You sound like James
12:30How is James?
12:32I have to be careful now because of all severes
12:35Okay, should we go inside and say hi to Nanny and Granda?
12:37Yeah
12:38Where's empty Rachel?
12:39Should we see if she's inside?
12:40Okay
12:41Right, go on about James
12:42He wants me to bring her over because he's missing the birthday tomorrow
12:46I'm just exhausted, I'm dragging her through airports
12:48Like why is it always me that goes over there?
12:50I know
12:51But she loves to see him
12:53And he loves to see her
12:54Don't do that Maggie, you always take a side
12:56I don't, I'm just saying you should bring her
12:58I will, don't I always
13:00I'm just saying that being a parent is a gender-imbalanced cess pill
13:02Okay
13:03Give me a hand here
13:04I think we should go huge
13:06I think they said the room only holds 60
13:0960 it is
13:11And we can't let my parents pay for anything
13:13Otherwise every single person on their road will be invited
13:15No, no, I'm paying, I already told you
13:17But
13:19But?
13:21My money, my music
13:23No
13:25Yeah
13:26No, no chance
13:27Any sign of Rachel?
13:28Kate's crying, she's not here yet
13:29Oh God, I need a night off from this
13:31Night off?
13:32Don't you last have a night on?
13:33I'm sorry, what would you know about being a single mother?
13:35Uh, you're not one?
13:36Come on, we were all raising that child
13:38Her first word was
13:39Was mama
13:40Yeah, who was it directed at?
13:41Rachel
13:42Okay, Helen, leave it
13:43Hey
13:44Hello
13:45Oh, what's it today Maggie?
13:46Chicken
13:47Oh, my favourite, let me help
13:48Told you
13:49I did suggest lamb, but mum was horrified
13:50I would suggest it at this time of year
13:52Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
13:53She's watching from the good room
13:54Oh
13:55Hey mum
13:56Hey
14:01The ball in the middle goes now
14:03This V goes to that shoulder
14:06And there you go
14:07Go on
14:08Oh
14:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
14:12We'll try that again
14:14Now the worst thing when Princess Diana died was the outpouring of cheap ugly flowers
14:25flowers. I'm sorry the mergers thing wrapped in plastic isn't up to your
14:28standards. These ones are gorgeous Anna. We put them into the window of the
14:34good room. Should anyone goes into the good room mum? Yeah leave them here where we can see them.
14:37Everyone pass them by on the street would see them. Oh well then. Well I'll do it later.
14:42Sorry. There she is.
14:48Mum these are a few butter cookies. I'll be as fat as a fool. Are you trying to give me diabetes?
14:54Mum dial down the fat phobia please. It is really boring. Fat phobia? See that's the
14:58problem with your generation Helen. You're so accepting. Excuse us for trying to make
15:01people feel comfortable in their own bodies. But at what cost Helen? At what cost?
15:06Hey you've perked up since this morning. Mum a friend of mine is selling a ticket to
15:13Field of Dreams. You're a grown woman Helen. Do you need to ask permission? Field of Dreams.
15:18That's wild. Should Jack in the Department of Health have an amnesty tent to that thing?
15:23They do. For the drugs. I am going to serve the dinner now.
15:27Open the window there like a good girl Helen. She wants to spend food in the house all day.
15:31Gosh she doesn't need to ask for permission. Helen's 23 years old.
15:34I'm not. Well thank you. You'd never let us go to a festival like that one.
15:38None of you had to ask because you all got the chance to escape.
15:41Oh escape? Excuse me for putting a roof over your heads.
15:45You're an adult Helen. You can do whatever you want.
15:47Yeah but the ticket is 300 euro and I don't have any money.
15:50It's alarm you don't even have a small cushion when you're living here rent-free.
15:54I'll put a small cushion over his head.
15:56Just because you still have your communion money.
15:59Under his mattress. Do you think we should get the ticket for her?
16:02Absolutely not. It's hot.
16:04Ah guys it's not that simple. It's expensive out there.
16:08It says you and I'm the dope who pays your rent when you're broke.
16:10Here we are.
16:11Yeah if you spend less money on gigs and flat whites you might have a hope.
16:15You're a generation of wasters.
16:17Wasters. Well things are different since your day.
16:20Fancy castle tomorrow is costing me 200 euro for the day.
16:23It's not our fault that the systemic underinvestment of successive governments
16:26means that buying a house is impossible and renting a place is extortion.
16:32Although yeah the government are trying more now. Just a bit.
16:37Just stay safe at that festival Helen. You don't know the kind of people that go to that type of thing.
16:42Yeah Helen. Protect yourself from the rabble.
16:45Think you're going to catch poverty or something is it?
16:49Go on Garve. Garve.
16:55Can Auntie Rachel come on the bouncing castle with me tomorrow?
16:58Well it's your birthday so you get what you want. Yay. Yay.
17:02Okay let's watch some cartoons now. Mummy's going to go talk to the aunties all right?
17:07Mwah. Where's Luke? Did he not say he was coming today?
17:11I don't know mum. Maybe he changed his mind. Poor lad. How does he put up with you?
17:16I don't know mum. People put up with all sorts of stuff.
17:20I like Luke. The guy's got riz. He's got what?
17:24Riz. Luke has riz. Are you having a stroke?
17:30Walshs. I've news. Has Black Friday come early?
17:32No. Actually. Actual news. Hot off the press. On Monday I will finally be a full Walsh again.
17:38My divorce is terrible!
17:39No!
17:47Cheers.
17:48And?
17:48To Claire!
17:50What's that look for her mum?
17:51Nothing.
17:52I'm not coming up with any negativity about this.
17:54I'm finally rid of a man who left me the day Kate was born.
17:57Yeah this is huge.
17:57Yeah we have to celebrate.
17:59Even I would celebrate that.
18:00Oh well I'd love to go out but you know.
18:02Why don't you go out Garve and I'll babysit?
18:04Yeah.
18:05No no no.
18:05You should all go.
18:07Your mother and I will do this fitting.
18:08You may volunteer yourself but don't go offering my services.
18:11I have my programs to watch.
18:13Well I'll watch her.
18:15Thanks dad.
18:16I'm favorite.
18:18In your dreams.
18:19Congratulations.
18:25When I have a phone I'll text you all day every day.
18:29Promise?
18:29Promise.
18:32You're my favorite you know that?
18:33Why don't you and I just run away together?
18:38Where would we go?
18:40The moon!
18:44Rachel, be your time away back.
18:46The moon.
18:47The moon.
18:48That's the best idea ever.
18:50Where?
18:54Oh the moon.
18:56Coming!
18:58See you later.
18:59Bye.
18:59Why don't you want to tell them?
19:06I don't know.
19:09Look I just don't want our big news to be undermined because my family think I'm being
19:13typical.
19:16I can't imagine to be anything but excited.
19:21My friends are already booking flights from back home.
19:24Yeah?
19:26Yeah it's a great day.
19:27It is a great day.
19:37Sorry.
19:38Sorry.
19:39But like I didn't think the two of you would be going on it in a single bed when everyone
19:42is knee deep in profiteroles downstairs.
19:44Well there's none left.
19:45Verity.
19:45I'll leave you guys to it.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Go clean the dancing shoes.
19:54Come here.
20:02Go again.
20:09Scratch my arm.
20:10Come on.
20:14Archer, don't be feathery.
20:15See you took the ring off.
20:21I'm so glad that you changed your mind honestly.
20:23No I didn't change my mind.
20:25Really?
20:27Why didn't you announce it then?
20:28It's not the right time.
20:30That's for sure.
20:31Right child like.
20:35I have this like really deep like knowing that
20:43like this is right.
20:45He's the woman I think.
20:46Why are you so against it?
20:49I don't know.
20:51You're just the only one that really knows me.
20:54And doesn't try and change me.
20:56And now you'll be gone.
20:57I'm not going anywhere.
20:58My love for Aiden doesn't replace my love for you.
21:01Like we're sisters.
21:02It's not possible.
21:03Yeah but what if you get hurt and he breaks your heart
21:06and then you love me less because your love muscle's damaged?
21:08I'm not going to leave you you looper.
21:15He's going to take you away.
21:17He's not taking me anywhere.
21:20Are you moving out?
21:22I mean like eventually yeah.
21:24Like we'll probably get a place.
21:24Rachel why are you so panicked?
21:26Because you're moving out.
21:28I never said anything about moving.
21:29You were the one who brought it up.
21:31Are you going to have a baby without me?
21:32I mean without Aiden me?
21:34Like what about Cinema Sundays and
21:39and Tuesdays with Krispy Kreme and the Bake Off?
21:41We'll still do all of that.
21:43But he'll always be with you.
21:44No he could be with his friends or something.
21:46Does he have friends?
21:47Rachel.
21:48Have you met them?
21:50This is a terrible idea.
21:54God I love you but this conversation is bananas.
22:00I'm leaving.
22:00Are you okay?
22:11Do you think Luke's controlling?
22:14Controlling?
22:15No I think he's like the most concerned like caring guy ever.
22:20I would go as far to say he loves you more than your mother does.
22:23Well that wouldn't be hard.
22:24No but like Rachel do not sabotage this.
22:27Luke's fab.
22:29And he really cares about you.
22:30Sometimes I think he cares too much.
22:33See there you go looking for problems.
22:34We're there none again.
22:36You're on your period or something?
22:39Are you?
22:39Guys can we walk on the foot back?
22:49Okay mom.
22:52What are you two up to back there?
22:55You better not be blinded to digits.
22:56I just got divorced you bitch.
22:57Do not make this about you.
22:59If I'm being dragged out you're not getting away with it.
23:01You're such a flake.
23:02I'm not a flake.
23:03It's a bit flake if you believe.
23:04Girl.
23:05She used to be a flake now she's.
23:07What's the one with two chocolate fingers?
23:08A twirl.
23:10What are you talking about?
23:11Oh you don't know what we're talking about.
23:13Is it chocolate work?
23:14Yeah sorry we all have your food.
23:16So I'm a jelly baby because everyone buys my hat off.
23:18Helen's a Turkish delight.
23:20It seems confusing and only weird people like her.
23:24I'm a spicy curry.
23:26Obviously.
23:27We're going to miss the next train guys.
23:29And Maggie's a plain yogurt at room temperature.
23:31Plain yogurt's lovely girl.
23:33Yeah and it's really good for thrush.
23:34Oh too much.
23:38Well I got you a lovely pink caravan so we can be matching.
23:47And when you wake up you'll be?
23:48Six and I'll have lots of presents.
23:51Yes.
23:52I think you will.
23:54Night night.
23:54Night.
23:55Night.
23:55Oh Jesus.
23:58Oh my god.
24:00There's a little glass down there.
24:02Oh my god.
24:05Hey Mr. Queef at the end of the bar I wanted to send a mojito.
24:07Mr. Queef.
24:08Mr. Queef.
24:09Which one?
24:10Which one?
24:10Which one?
24:11The worm lady.
24:12The worm lady.
24:14She called me the worm lady.
24:16Oh my god enough with a sad boyfriend.
24:29I think I'm going to go.
24:30What?
24:31Pesting something Luke.
24:32I'm just getting a pain in my stomach.
24:33I don't know.
24:34No darling.
24:35Do not curtail your happiness for a man.
24:38Look, look, look at you.
24:39You're a fucking vision.
24:41What's the board you do to get a silo performance?
24:47I'll fucking love charity.
24:51Needs more booze.
24:53You can sort that.
25:02I'm going to keep calling you until you show up.
25:06I really need to talk to you.
25:11She thought that after we were married I'd change my mind.
25:28You know, I hate that.
25:29You can't just force people to change.
25:31Sorry, can I just get a beer?
25:33That's coercive control.
25:35Exactly.
25:36So I take it you're not one of these beardy women now.
25:40Yeah, no.
25:41The whole kids thing.
25:43It's just it's not for me.
25:44Are you serious?
25:46Man, this woman has a kid.
25:48In fact, she's turning six tomorrow and
25:49mommy's serious here.
25:50She's supposed to be organizing a birthday party right about now.
25:54Are you for real?
25:59That's my line.
26:03Have a nice night, Claire.
26:04No, David.
26:05Come back.
26:08I have a child and I'm fucking a bowler.
26:11You're a bitch, Rachel.
26:13Sorry.
26:14She'll get this.
26:15What?
26:21I'm on my way, Rach.
26:22Where are you?
26:23I'm outside Zosimus, waiting for you.
26:25When you don't text me back, it's like everything's wrong.
26:31I mean, I hate it not replying to you, but I don't know what to say to you, Rach.
26:35I'm like a broken record these days, you know?
26:39Yeah.
26:39You are.
26:42But I know it's because you love me.
26:45Yeah.
26:46You need to know I'm an adult.
26:48I know how to manage my life.
26:49Can you?
26:50I can.
26:51I just...
26:52Oh.
26:54Sorry.
26:54I'm a bit drunk.
26:57You're hiding so well.
26:58Come on.
26:59Let's get out of here.
27:00I'm cold.
27:00We can talk about this in the morning.
27:02Lukey!
27:04Have you calmed down?
27:04Are we out here waiting for some kind of emergency vehicle?
27:07Shut up, Anna.
27:08The guy called an ambulance I need this morning.
27:11Listen, stop trying to stir shit with Luke and I,
27:13just because you think you're the only one who's allowed to be happy.
27:15Okay.
27:16Can we just stop?
27:18What's going on?
27:18Don't.
27:19Oh, you want me to shut up, is it?
27:21Rachel.
27:21You're afraid that I might reveal to your actual family that you have a secret fiancé?
27:27Fiancé?
27:27You're engaged.
27:29Who's engaged?
27:30I am.
27:30For who?
27:31What?
27:32What?
27:33What?
27:33Baby loan.
27:35I'm trying to subtly suggest that we leave.
27:38Okay.
27:41Well, if you think that's me, no, let's get ourselves.
27:43Come on.
27:44Give me a little line.
27:45Come on, ladies.
27:47No, Mr. Von Trapp wants out.
27:52I give up, Rach.
27:55Oh, I'm...
27:57Luke, I was joking.
28:00Come on.
28:01Rachel, come on, let's go back in.
28:05This is clear as night.
28:05Don't ruin this on her.
28:06Just leave me alone, Maggie.
28:10Congratulations.
28:12I was going to go inside for champagne.
28:13I forget that just happened, was it?
28:15I was going to go inside for champagne.
28:20We got one more.
28:28What, guys?
28:30I have never been more sure I am going to marry that man.
28:33That brilliant legend of a man in six weeks.
28:36Six weeks?
28:36Mm-hmm.
28:37Is that a refundable deposit?
28:38Mum and Dad don't even know his surname, Anna.
28:40Or that you're engaged.
28:41Yeah, I'm not doing this now.
28:42It's not that we're not happy for you, but it's just very quick.
28:44I'm not doing this now.
29:05So, Elsie, it's a crack.
29:07How are you getting on?
29:08I made a smile.
29:10You look like you could do it with a lot more on this one.
29:13Do you have some?
29:14Maybe.
29:16Yes, I do.
29:16Come on.
29:17Let's go, let's go.
29:19The night is open up.
29:20You best believe us.
29:27Please, I'll raise a glass and give us your Irish blessing.
29:30Anna, I love you so much.
29:33Thank you for welcoming me to the family.
29:35And I can't wait to call it my own.
29:36Of course.
29:37The Americans are so gross.
29:39So, excuse me.
29:41Oh, the shoes are my issue.
29:43I can forgive the shoes, but I'm with Helen.
29:45You're as unconcealed as your feelings.
29:49Are you gonna let them roast me like this?
29:50Oh, come on.
29:52We're Irish.
29:53Roasting you means we love you.
29:54We love you.
29:56That's confusing.
29:57Well, welcome to being confused.
29:59Yay!
30:00People are happy.
30:01Let's get into sleep.
30:01I camped for it.
30:04Ah, I'll get a принceded coffee.
30:05My father hold the clothes on the phone.
30:21So deep breathes.
30:22Leave it.
30:23......
30:24Oh, my God.
30:54How come I've never seen you before, are you some kind of recluse?
31:03A recluse?
31:08No, every bainter in Dublin knows who I am.
31:13Maybe you just don't know where it's cool.
31:15Yeah, that's possible.
31:17That's very possible.
31:20Do you believe in love at first sight?
31:23I don't know.
31:25Do you believe in a noise at first sight?
31:27You know when you just see someone and they piss you off while you're looking at you?
31:30Mm-hmm.
31:32Did I just ruin where this was going with my jokes?
31:38No.
31:40Not at all.
31:44You know, maybe we shouldn't though.
31:48I don't know, I want you to know that I'm kind of into you.
31:52I want it to be a one night only kind of thing.
31:56Same.
31:58But that doesn't mean we should deprive ourselves, you know?
32:04I don't care what I mean by the end of Mip���in.
32:08No you didn't know what I mean by the end of Mip���in.
32:11That's not what conditions are being loved.
32:17I don't care for someone with names.
32:20You
32:50Mom, mom, look at me! I'm six!
33:10Oh, hi!
33:12Your eyes?
33:14Oh, my God, my head!
33:16Where are my presents?
33:17Oh, wait till you see your presents.
33:19Come on, come on!
33:21Yeah, just give Mommy a minute.
33:24Okay.
33:26Oh, come on, Claire.
33:28Come on, Claire.
33:30Come on.
33:49It's ten o'clock.
33:55Hello, Big Ben.
33:56You said you'd get Kate to give me a call this morning when she opened her present.
34:00She's my child too, Claire.
34:02I'm sorry, there's been an issue.
34:03I don't know if you want to hear it.
34:04There's always an issue.
34:08Perfect.
34:09Thanks.
34:18Ineos?
34:22Sorry, guys!
34:23Sorry.
34:25Wait.
34:27Drink!
34:28No, we're going drinking.
34:29What's your name, do you hear me?
34:30Rachel, you hear me?
34:31Rachel, can you hear me?
34:33Rachel?
34:34Rachel?
34:35Rachel, can you tell us what happened?
34:42Yeah, I found a seat, like, yeah.
34:45You could barely detect a pulse when you found Jim.
34:48Tell him, have you any history of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, substance abuse?
34:53Any history of self-harm or suicidal thoughts?
34:57Look, I'm sorry, every way to your time.
35:00I just, I couldn't sleep, so I took a little sleep to have it.
35:05Good morning.
35:11I've ordered new sneakers to be more palatable to your sisters.
35:14Okay, you passed the test.
35:17It's just mum too impressed now, so I hope you bought Nikes.
35:21So listen, there's something...
35:23I don't think that he'd have to be fine.
35:26I love you.
35:30So there's something I need to tell you.
35:32Hang on.
35:33Hello?
35:34Hi.
35:35Could I speak to Anna Walsh?
35:36Speaking.
35:38Hi, it's about your sister Rachel.
35:39She was admitted to A&E earlier this morning.
35:41An ambulance was called.
35:43Is she okay?
35:47Hi, Jack.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Hi, Jack.
35:51You could do it a bit, son.
35:53Oh, Dad.
35:55Not now.
35:56Not now.
35:56Great job.
35:57This just isn't the reaction.
36:07Are you okay?
36:08Yeah.
36:08No, I'm totally fine.
36:10Honestly.
36:10Are you happy for me to continue with your sister here?
36:13Yeah, yeah.
36:13How you presented today, I know you didn't just take a sleeping tablet.
36:17You know, most medical studies aren't done on women.
36:21So maybe it's a female thing.
36:23And I'm really tired.
36:24So maybe low iron?
36:26Well, you've been here a lot.
36:28Last month there was the shoulder.
36:29That was the cobblestone, I don't remember.
36:31Oh yeah, no, no.
36:32I was there for that.
36:32There was a really drunk man with an accordion.
36:34No, that definitely wasn't.
36:35We've had a dislocated kneecap, the glass shard in the hand, two sprained ankles.
36:40There was a slippery stairs.
36:42And the glass in the hand was...
36:44I can't even remember.
36:46Customers break glass and work all the time.
36:48And the ankles...
36:49I'm just clumsy.
36:51I think maybe this time you should speak to our psychiatric department.
36:53How would that sound?
36:54Uh, ridiculous.
36:56Psychiatric department.
36:57We are advising some rehabilitation and support for you.
37:00Sorry.
37:01Like, rehab?
37:03Why aren't you listening?
37:05No wonder there's a hospital trolley crisis if you're keeping people in bed for being tired.
37:11Um, look, doctor, my boyfriend and I have some issues and the whole thing blew up and I was just so upset and immature and stupid.
37:20I'm just stupid.
37:22This has been a massive wake-up call and I will never, ever, ever, ever do coke or drink straight gin ever again.
37:28Ever.
37:30Rachel, you need support.
37:32You have a very serious problem.
37:43You won't think she's in Grey's Anatomy or something.
37:46The drama.
37:47Sheesh, Kate's party.
37:52Please don't tell Mum and Dad.
37:55Kate, that's enough.
37:58Did you have a good party, monkey?
37:59Yeah.
37:59The best one yet, and especially because I got ice cream.
38:04I'm going to listen to your hearties.
38:06There's the coast clear.
38:08Oh, my God.
38:09Earplugs in and music playing.
38:12I can still hear the screeching.
38:13That's what 12 six-year-olds will do, Mum.
38:15Well, thank God.
38:16Parties weren't a big thing in your day.
38:17They were for everyone else.
38:19My mates used to think we were Jehovah's Witnesses because we never had any parties.
38:21Oh, come off it.
38:23You never want it for anything.
38:27Sorry, is that my tracksuit?
38:31Yeah.
38:32It's a bit big.
38:33But I just wanted something cozy.
38:35Big?
38:36My clothes aren't big.
38:38Hey, it's Luke.
38:50Sorry I missed you.
38:51Leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
39:04Oh, where are you going?
39:06Why are you interrogating me?
39:08Um, maybe because I'm wildly confused about this whole situation, Rachel.
39:11Like, why are we in hospital talking to a doctor about you needing rehab?
39:15Like, what is going on with you?
39:16That's what I'm saying.
39:18That doctor is giving mellow, mellow drama.
39:21No, Rachel.
39:21You pretending like this is normal is actually really fucking frightening.
39:24Do you know that?
39:25Like, are you trying to make me feel like I'm going crazy?
39:29You just say what you want to see, Anna.
39:31Drug addicts.
39:34Fiancé's.
39:34No, stop.
39:34Don't deflect and make this about me.
39:36I'm not the only person who's really concerned.
39:38Luke's just wronged me there.
39:41There is literally nothing I can say to convince you because you won't want me to be a mess.
39:45Always.
39:46I live with you.
39:47We spend every minute together and I'm just hearing about some of those injuries now.
39:50Like, Rachel, nobody wants you to be like this.
39:54Oh, I just...
39:56Rachel!
40:19Walshie, what's the crack?
40:20Damien.
40:21What the hell did you get up to last night?
40:24And what?
40:26Nothing more to think I'm kind of junkie.
40:28Rachel, it's class.
40:30Anytime I go, I feel like a million dollars after.
40:32You get to lounge around all day.
40:33All your meals are handed to you.
40:34You get to talk about yourself all day.
40:36It's the dream.
40:38Seriously, call her.
40:40Okay.
40:42Okay.
40:42Okay.
40:43Fine.
40:43Speaker?
40:47Speaker.
40:52Hello?
40:53Hey, Anna.
40:54I'm sorry, you're right.
40:57I'm sorry, you're right.
40:58I think a bit of time away at rehab might be good for me.
41:03Are you serious?
41:03Yeah.
41:04I think a break from my life and a bit of, um...
41:07Support.
41:09Support is...
41:12No, no, no, no.
41:13I can't.
41:14I can't.
41:15I can't go to rehab.
41:16No.
41:17Hello?
41:17How was she?
41:18For God's sake, everyone's going to be in awe.
41:20Hello?
41:20You're going to be like a soldier who's fought in a war.
41:22This is going to give you a proper status.
41:24Hello?
41:25Rachel?
41:26Is there a spa?
41:27Fuck knows.
41:29Hello?
41:30I think I've lost you, Rachel.
41:31No, sorry, you haven't lost me.
41:32I'm here, um...
41:37Will you please wake me up?
41:43So is the sister to the rescue up two-way street, or...?
41:47Yeah.
41:47Rachel saved my arse on loads of occasions.
41:50Why do I find that hard to believe?
41:52Aiden, you do the same for your brothers.
41:54Yeah, but my...
41:56My brothers are a little different than your sister.
41:58Yeah, well, maybe it's the start of a new Rachel, who knows?
42:02Maybe even have to order non-alcoholic wine for the wedding.
42:06They're taking their sweet time, aren't they?
42:08Well, clearly not pushed about rehab, but, like, what can I do?
42:12I think we should get some more drinks, because it's not my problem.
42:16Good thinking.
42:17Can I please get two drinks?
42:18Two more drinks?
42:19Actually, what did you want to say to me this morning?
42:20Um, yeah, I, uh...
42:24I have an issue.
42:26Might affect the wedding.
42:28Yeah?
42:28What is it?
42:30Shit, sorry, it's right here.
42:31I have an issue.
42:43Shit.
42:45Shit.
42:47Shit.
42:47Shit.
42:48Shit.
42:48Shit.
42:49Shit.
42:49Shit.
42:49Shit.
42:49Yeah.
42:50Fuck!
42:50...
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