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00:11Warning, the following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong mates
00:16who share a house and compete to embarrass each other.
00:29Inspired unemployed and practical jokers.
00:35Today, we're working at this jewellery store.
00:42We'll be helping customers find the perfect ring, necklace or earrings.
00:47Actually, I don't think we're going to be that helpful because we have to do and say everything we're told
00:51by the other jokers.
00:52As usual, if you refuse, you lose.
00:55Let's go trust ourselves. Time to make some sales.
00:58Yes, thank you.
01:04We've rigged this jewellery store with hidden cameras.
01:06The customers are expecting professional service from staff members who know exactly what they're talking about.
01:13Instead, they're getting us.
01:17Hey, Liam.
01:17Yo, Falcon, what do you want, bro?
01:19What do you reckon? Like this?
01:20Done up or out?
01:22Oh, shit. You're looking a bit sleazy, but...
01:26Oh, here we go.
01:29Hey, Falcon's approached this lovely couple on the shop floor.
01:33How are you guys going today?
01:34Very good. How are you?
01:35Good, thank you. Where are you guys from?
01:36From Spin.
01:37All right, Falcon, you're going to use your hands heaps when you talk.
01:40Yeah, I've done a whole, all up the East Coast there and I did a little, like a road trip
01:44all the way up.
01:45More expressive. Do like a butterfly.
01:47Flew into, like, Brazil.
01:49I mean, I was into Madrid.
01:51I watched a soccer match.
01:53Yeah, so what are we looking for today?
01:55Like, I'll be looking for, like, diamonds.
01:57Now do the Macarena.
01:58I was just speaking.
01:59We also got, like, the rings here, the rings here, the diamonds over there, and the earrings.
02:05And then, you know what I mean?
02:08So, it's going to be a good day for you guys.
02:10Oh, shit.
02:11Are you guys a couple?
02:13So, are you guys a couple?
02:14Yeah, yeah.
02:15Oh, cool.
02:16I've been dating for four years now.
02:19So, are you guys still in the honeymoon stage?
02:21So, four years you're probably still in the honeymoon stage, eh?
02:23Yeah, it's always the honeymoon stage.
02:25Yeah, it doesn't last.
02:28Trust me, it doesn't last.
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh, shit!
02:32Two and a half years, it was long distance.
02:3480% of long distance relationships fail.
02:37Oh!
02:39Most, um, long distance relationships fail.
02:42Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Oh!
02:46Fiax, do a real funny walk, like you've got something stuck up your bum.
02:50So, I just need to go get some keys, so I'll just, um, I'll be back in a sec.
02:56All right, come back, Fiax, come back.
02:59Just be there in a sec.
03:03All right, Fiax, walk around the table a bit, like, do it like that.
03:06So, come around here.
03:07Come on.
03:07Come around here.
03:09Keep walking around.
03:10No, your table, your table.
03:12Quick.
03:13Come look at it from this side.
03:14So, come over here and look at it over here.
03:17So, that one has the ruby, the diamonds, and the sapphire all in it.
03:21Now go, now go full dinosaur walk.
03:23Say, come with me.
03:24Okay, well, come down here.
03:28Well done, Zach.
03:29Nice talking.
03:32Liam is up next.
03:33He looks calm.
03:34He looks ready.
03:35He's the Iceman.
03:36But we're gonna break him today.
03:38Let's break him down.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Yeah.
03:42So, what are we looking for today?
03:44Um...
03:45All right, Liam.
03:45You're gonna reply like a sniveling, giggly rat man.
03:48So, getting, like, really excited and like...
03:50For a Mother's Day present.
03:52And then she...
03:54We'll see.
03:56Oh, you need any diamonds or anything?
03:58Should I have a look?
03:59Oh, yeah.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00She's here for the wrap.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:03Yeah.
04:05Whatever she points at, you love those ones and you get really excited.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:09This one?
04:10One of these ones?
04:11Oh!
04:15Yes!
04:16Yes!
04:17What the hell is happening?
04:19Should we get some out?
04:20Should we...
04:21Should we get some out and touch them?
04:23Oh, sure.
04:24I will.
04:25Yes!
04:26Yeah, it's so great.
04:32Put your head down at the table level.
04:34Get on your knees.
04:35Do you want to touch that there?
04:36Don't be scared.
04:37Try it on.
04:37Yeah, don't be scared.
04:38Don't be scared.
04:39Try it on.
04:39I am a bit scared.
04:40Now go crazy.
04:41Go crazy.
04:42Oh!
04:45Oh, my God.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:51The voice is sassy.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:53This is so weird.
04:54That's a nice one, hey?
04:55It is.
04:56Oh, well done.
04:58The ice bin stays icy.
05:00Stays frosty.
05:02Jack is out there on the floor of the jeweller's shop.
05:05Incoming, Jack.
05:06Incoming.
05:06You've got to pretend that they're famous.
05:08Thank you for coming to our store.
05:10We're so excited to have you here.
05:11You're nervous.
05:12First of all, thank you.
05:13Thank you so much for coming in today.
05:15Yeah, wow.
05:16Sorry.
05:16I'm a bit jittery.
05:18You guys aren't hungry.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20You guys aren't hungry.
05:21You want some champagne?
05:22Like, any water or anything?
05:24I'm freaking out about that, you guys in the store in Sydney.
05:28Paddy.
05:28Paddy, we've got VIPs.
05:29I want some water.
05:31Sorry.
05:31Paddy, can we get some water for the VIPs?
05:34Just some water for the VIPs.
05:38Thanks, Paddy.
05:38Just, okay.
05:39Walk with them.
05:40Go, go.
05:44Oh, there you go.
05:45Jack, try and get their signatures.
05:47You don't mind...
05:49Do you don't mind doing a signature for me?
05:53It's all right.
05:53I'm not going to...
05:54I won't say it.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:57It's crazy.
06:00It's crazy.
06:02I'm all fussed.
06:06I'm freaking out.
06:08I'm freaking out.
06:09No.
06:09Shut up.
06:11Jack, quote a line from their movie.
06:13Look at him and go,
06:14The king has fallen from the crown.
06:16Can I quote one of you?
06:18The king has fallen from the crown.
06:20The king has fallen from the crown.
06:23That was your quote.
06:25Oh, dude.
06:26Say, to the guy in the middle.
06:27Say, James, you doing any more movies?
06:28You doing any more?
06:30Movies, James?
06:31James.
06:33That's not my name.
06:34Check the signatures.
06:35Check the signatures.
06:36It's not your name.
06:40You're a civilian?
06:42Civilians.
06:42I'll grab those waters back.
06:44I'll grab those waters back.
06:45Oh, get out.
06:47Get out.
06:47Sorry, guys.
06:49You should probably get out if you don't mind.
06:51Oh!
06:52Dude.
06:53Say, I'll just send you down to the civilian bench.
06:54It's fine.
06:55Just maybe go out to the civilians out there.
06:57Oh!
06:57Oh, my God.
06:58That's so heavy.
06:59Very cool.
07:01All right, Domo.
07:01You're Boston's baddest.
07:03You've got to use your Boston accent the whole time they're in the shop.
07:06Hey, how you doing?
07:08Yeah, come over.
07:09Come see Maxie.
07:10How you doing?
07:10My name's Max.
07:12Yo, I heard you lovely ladies want some diamonds.
07:14Lovely to meet you.
07:15How you guys doing?
07:15You guys want to check out some diamonds, some necklaces.
07:18What we feeling today?
07:19Why is his accent so good?
07:20This for my sister's birthday.
07:22Ah, your sister.
07:24Yeah, I was thinking a bracelet or a necklace.
07:26Yeah.
07:26What's your recommendation?
07:28For sure.
07:28Well, I'll run you through what we got today.
07:30We kind of got all the different diamond sizes gold.
07:32It depends what you want to go for.
07:34Did I tell you my name's Max?
07:36Did I tell you guys my name's Max?
07:38The diamond specialist?
07:39The diamond specialist.
07:41The diamond specialist.
07:42Yeah.
07:42And let me just tell you guys.
07:43Let me just tell y'all.
07:45That none of these diamonds are stolen.
07:46That none of these diamonds are stolen.
07:49And then wink at him.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:54We steal shit?
07:56In my world, a lot of people steal things.
07:58Do I look like I steal things?
07:59Yes, I do.
08:00Yeah, exactly.
08:01I do.
08:02But it don't matter.
08:03Whisper, whisper.
08:04Do you want to steal some shit together?
08:10I'm serious.
08:12You weren't serious.
08:13No, I'm serious.
08:15Okay.
08:15I'm not stealing shit today, okay?
08:17No, no, it's all good.
08:18It's fine.
08:18Oh!
08:20Dude.
08:21All right, Dom.
08:22You're going to be the super enthusiastic retail worker.
08:26Oh.
08:27Hey.
08:28How you going?
08:28How you going?
08:30Yeah, cool.
08:31I'm Max.
08:31How you going?
08:32Good to meet you.
08:32I'm Delaney.
08:33How you going?
08:34How you going?
08:35How you going?
08:35Retail therapy.
08:36Hey, nothing like a bit of retail therapy.
08:38Better than actual therapy, isn't it?
08:39Better than actual therapy.
08:42So you don't have to be mad to work in this store?
08:44You don't have to be mad to work in this store.
08:46But it helps.
08:47But it helps.
08:49I'm Mad Max.
08:50You know what I mean?
08:51I'm Mad Max.
08:52Wow.
08:54Guys, can you smell that?
08:55Guys, can you smell that?
08:56240 days to Christmas.
08:58240 days to Christmas.
09:04And then this is kind of like sort of depending on the carrot size and the size of the diamond
09:07you sort of want.
09:08Dom, say to the guy, I might get you to try it on.
09:11So I might get, do you reckon you could try it on to help me like kind of get the
09:15idea
09:15in my head?
09:15I'd love to be your model.
09:17Okay, cool.
09:17I might just chuck it on you then, man.
09:19Sorry, guys.
09:19What were your names again?
09:20I was getting a bit excited at the start.
09:21Louie.
09:22Yeah, can you just turn around?
09:23Louie?
09:23Sick.
09:24Go Gollum side.
09:25Go full Gollum.
09:27My precious.
09:31My precious.
09:33Oh my god.
09:36Smell his hair.
09:37Smell his hair.
09:38Smell his hair.
09:39Smell his hair real quick.
09:40Nah.
09:41Yeah.
09:46Warning.
09:47The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong mates
09:51who share a house and compete to embarrass each other.
10:04In spite of unemployed and practical jokers.
10:10Today, we're working at this jewelry store.
10:18We'll be helping customers find the perfect ring, necklace, or earrings.
10:23Actually, I don't think we're going to be that helpful because we have to do and say everything
10:26we're told by the other jokers.
10:28As usual, if you refuse, you lose.
10:30Let's go frost ourselves.
10:32Time to make some sales.
10:33Yes, thank you.
10:39We've rigged this jewelry store with hidden cameras.
10:42The customers are expecting professional service from staff members who know exactly what they're
10:48talking about.
10:49Instead, they're getting us.
10:52Hey, Liam.
10:53Yo, Falcon.
10:54What do you want, bro?
10:54What do you reckon?
10:55Like this?
10:56Done up or out?
10:58Oh, shit.
10:59You're looking a bit sleazy, bud.
11:02Oh, here we go.
11:03Hey.
11:05Falcon's approached this lovely couple on the shop floor.
11:08How are you guys going today?
11:10Very good.
11:10How are you?
11:11Good, thank you.
11:11Where are you guys from?
11:12From Spin.
11:12All right, Falcon, you're going to use your hands heaps when you talk.
11:16Yeah, I've done a whole, all up the east coast there and I did a little, like a road trip
11:20all the way up.
11:20More expressive.
11:21Do like a butterfly.
11:22Flew into like Brazil.
11:24I mean, not Brazil, into Madrid.
11:26I watched a soccer match.
11:29Yeah, so what are we looking for today?
11:30Like, are we looking for like diamonds?
11:32Now do the Macarena.
11:34I was just speaking.
11:35We also got like the rings here, the rings here, the diamonds over there and the earrings
11:41and then, you know what I mean?
11:43So, it's going to be a good day for you guys.
11:45Oh, shit.
11:47Are you guys a couple?
11:48So, are you guys a couple?
11:50Yeah, yeah.
11:50Oh, cool.
11:52I've been dating for four years now.
11:54So, you guys still in the honeymoon stage?
11:56So, four years you're probably still in the honeymoon stage, eh?
11:59Yeah, it's always the honeymoon stage.
12:01Yeah.
12:01It doesn't last.
12:04Trust me, it doesn't last.
12:05Oh!
12:06Oh, shit!
12:07Two and a half years, so it was long distance.
12:0980% of long distance relationships fail.
12:12Oh!
12:14Most, um, long distance relationships fail.
12:18Oh!
12:22Fiax, do a real funny walk, like you've got something stuck up your bum.
12:25So, I just need to go get some keys, so I'll just, um, I'll be back in a sec.
12:32All right, come back Fiax, come back.
12:34Just be there in a sec.
12:38All right, Fiax, walk around the table a bit, like do it like that.
12:42Say, come around here.
12:43Come on.
12:43Come around here.
12:44Keep walking around.
12:45No, your table, your table.
12:47Quick.
12:49Come look at it from this side.
12:50So, come over here and look at it over here.
12:53So, that one has the ruby, the diamonds, and the sapphire all in it.
12:57Now go, now go full dinosaur walk.
12:59Say, come with me.
13:00Okay, well, come down here.
13:04Well done, Jack.
13:05Last second.
13:07Liam is up next.
13:09He looks calm.
13:10He looks ready.
13:10He's the Iceman.
13:11But we're gonna break him today.
13:13Let's break him down.
13:15Yeah!
13:15Yeah.
13:17So, what are we looking for today?
13:20Um...
13:20All right, Liam, you're gonna reply like a sniveling, giggly rat man.
13:23So, you're getting like really excited and like...
13:25For a Mother's Day present.
13:27And then she...
13:29We'll see.
13:31I'm...
13:31Yeah.
13:32Oh, you need any diamonds or anything?
13:33Should I have a look?
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:35Oh, my God.
13:35Just here for the wrap.
13:37Yeah.
13:39Yeah.
13:41Whatever she points at, you love those ones and you get really excited.
13:45Yes.
13:45This one?
13:46One of these ones?
13:47Oh!
13:50Yes!
13:51Yes!
13:51Yes!
13:52What the hell is happening?
13:54Should we get some out?
13:56Should we...
13:56Should we get some out and touch them?
13:59Oh, sure.
14:00I will.
14:00Yes.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Great.
14:03Yes.
14:04Yeah.
14:08Put your head down at the table level.
14:09Get on your knees.
14:11Do you want to touch that there?
14:12Don't be scared.
14:12Try it on.
14:13Yeah, don't be scared.
14:14Don't be scared.
14:14Try it on.
14:14I am a bit scared.
14:16Now go crazy.
14:16Go crazy.
14:17Oh!
14:19Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:25Oh, my God.
14:26Oh!
14:27The voice is sus.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29It's so weird.
14:30That's a nice one, hey?
14:31It is.
14:32Oh, well done.
14:33Oh, yeah.
14:34The ice man stays icy.
14:35Stays frosty.
14:38Oh!
14:38Jack is out there on the floor of the jeweller's shop.
14:41Incoming, Jack.
14:41Incoming.
14:42You've got to pretend that they're famous.
14:44Thank you for coming to our store.
14:45We're so excited to have you here.
14:47You're nervous.
14:47First of all, thank you.
14:49Thank you so much for coming in today.
14:50Yeah, wow.
14:51Sorry.
14:52I'm a bit jittery.
14:54You guys aren't hungry?
14:55You guys aren't hungry?
14:56You want some champagne?
14:58Like, any water or anything?
15:00I'm freaking out about that.
15:01You guys are in the store in Sydney.
15:03Paddy, we've got VIPs.
15:04I want some water.
15:06Sorry.
15:07Paddy, can we get some water for the VIPs?
15:09Just some water for the VIPs.
15:13Thanks, Paddy.
15:14Just, okay.
15:15Back with them.
15:15Go, go.
15:17Oh, there you go.
15:21Jack, try and get their signatures.
15:22Because you don't mind...
15:25Do you don't mind doing a signature for me?
15:28It's all right.
15:29I'm not going to...
15:30I won't say it.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:33It's crazy.
15:35It's crazy.
15:37I'm all fussed.
15:42I'm freaking out.
15:43I'm freaking out.
15:44Shut up.
15:47Jack, quote a line from their movie.
15:49Look at him and go,
15:50The king has fallen from the crown.
15:52Can I quote one of you?
15:54The king has fallen from the crown.
15:59That was your quote.
16:00Oh, dude.
16:01Say, to the guy in the middle,
16:02So, James, are you doing any more movies?
16:04Are you doing any more movies, James?
16:07James.
16:08That's not my name.
16:10Check the signatures.
16:11Check the signatures.
16:12It's not your name.
16:13Oh.
16:16You're a civilian.
16:16You're a civilian.
16:17Civilians.
16:18I'll grab those waters back.
16:19I'll grab those waters back.
16:21Oh, get out.
16:22Get out.
16:23Sorry, guys.
16:24You should probably get out if you don't mind.
16:27Oh, dude.
16:28So, I'll just send you down to the civilian bench.
16:30It's fine.
16:30Just make me go out to the civilians out there.
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh, my God.
16:34That's so heavy.
16:35Oh, dude.
16:36All right, Domo.
16:37You're Boston's baddest.
16:38You gotta use your Boston accent the whole time they're in the shop.
16:42Hey, how you doing?
16:43Yeah, come over.
16:44Come see Maxie.
16:45How you doing?
16:46My name's Max.
16:47Hi, Ben.
16:47Yo, I heard your lovely ladies want some diamonds.
16:49Lovely to meet you.
16:50How you guys doing?
16:51You guys wanna check out some diamonds, some necklaces?
16:53What we feeling today?
16:54Why is his accent so good?
16:55This for my sister's birthday.
16:58Ah, your sister.
16:59Yeah, I was thinking a bracelet or a necklace.
17:02Yeah.
17:02What's your recommendation?
17:03For sure.
17:04Well, I'll run you through what we got today.
17:05We kinda got all the different diamond sizes gold.
17:08It depends what you wanna go for.
17:09Did I tell you my name's Max?
17:11Did I tell you guys my name's Max?
17:14The diamond specialist?
17:15The diamond specialist.
17:16Yeah.
17:18And let me just tell you guys.
17:19Let me just tell y'all.
17:20That none of these diamonds are stolen.
17:22That none of these diamonds are stolen.
17:24That none of these diamonds are stolen.
17:24And then wink at him.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:28Oh, my God.
17:30We steal shit?
17:32In my world, a lot of people steal things.
17:34Do I look like I steal things?
17:35Yes, I do.
17:35Yeah, exactly.
17:37I do.
17:37But it don't matter.
17:38Whisper, whisper.
17:39Do you wanna steal some shit together?
17:41You guys wanna steal some shit together?
17:46I'm serious.
17:47I'm serious.
17:47You weren't serious.
17:48No, I'm serious.
17:50Okay.
17:51You're not stealing shit today, okay?
17:52No, no.
17:53It's all good.
17:53It's fine.
17:57Alright, Dom.
17:58You're gonna be the super enthusiastic retail worker.
18:02Oh.
18:02Hey!
18:03How you going?
18:04How you going?
18:05Yeah, cool.
18:06I'm Max.
18:07How you going?
18:07How you going?
18:08Lovely.
18:08Lovely to meet you.
18:09How you going?
18:10Nothing like a bit of retail therapy.
18:12Hey, nothing like a bit of retail therapy.
18:14Better than actual therapy, isn't it?
18:15Better than actual therapy.
18:18So you don't have to be mad to work in this store?
18:20You don't have to be mad to work in this store.
18:22But it helps.
18:23But it helps.
18:24I'm Mad Max.
18:26You know what I mean?
18:27I'm Mad Max.
18:28Wow.
18:30Guys, can you smell that?
18:31Guys, can you smell that?
18:32240 days to Christmas.
18:33240 days to Christmas.
18:35Nice!
18:39And then this is kind of like sort of depending on the carrot size and the size of the diamond
18:43you sort of want.
18:44And Dom, say to the guy, I might get you to try it on.
18:46So I might get, do you reckon you could try it on to help me like kind of get the
18:50idea
18:50in my head?
18:51I'd love to be your model.
18:52Okay, cool.
18:53I might just chuck it on you then, man.
18:54Sorry guys, what were your names again?
18:55I was getting a bit excited at the start.
18:57Louie.
18:57Yeah, can you just turn around?
18:58Louie's sick.
19:00Go Gollum style.
19:00Go full Gollum.
19:01Go Gollum.
19:02Do Gollum.
19:02My precious.
19:07My precious.
19:08Oh!
19:09Oh my God.
19:12Smell his hair.
19:13Smell his hair.
19:14Smell his hair.
19:14Smell his hair real quick.
19:15No.
19:16Yeah.
19:17Smell his hair.
19:18Is that the right way?
19:19Do it.
19:20Do it.
19:20I think that's actually maybe the wrong way.
19:22Oh.
19:23Oh!
19:25That is a fail.
19:28A solid performance boys,
19:30although Dom's refusal did take the shine off it.
19:33Pressure's on,
19:34so let's hit the beach boys.
19:35Surf's up.
19:37Yee-hoo!
19:37Smell his hair.
19:38Is that the right way?
19:39Do it.
19:40Do it.
19:41I think that's actually maybe the wrong way.
19:43Oh.
19:43Oh!
19:45That is a fail.
19:48A solid performance boys,
19:50although Dom's refusal did take the shine off it.
19:53Pressure's on,
19:54so let's hit the beach boys.
19:56Surf's up.
19:57Yee-hoo!
20:09Today, we're at the iconic Bondi Beach,
20:11teaching strangers how to surf.
20:13Boys, we actually might be good at this one, eh?
20:15I doubt it,
20:16because as usual,
20:17we have to do and say everything we're told by the others.
20:19If you refuse,
20:21you lose.
20:22Yee-hoo!
20:23Woo-hoo!
20:24Woo-hoo!
20:25Woo-hoo!
20:26Froffing!
20:27Hey, on the back, dude.
20:33These beach beginners believe that they're here for a proper surf lesson.
20:37Let's just hope they haven't spotted our hidden cameras all over the beach.
20:41How are we all?
20:43In front of your boards here?
20:43Jack's up first,
20:44so let's get froffy.
20:46Everyone just do what I do.
20:47Follow me.
20:47Everyone follow me.
20:48Ready?
20:48Just start going,
20:49Yee-hoo!
20:52Yee-hoo!
20:53Go crazy,
20:54go crazy.
20:55Yo-hoo!
20:55Keep going,
20:55keep going.
20:58Yee-hoo,
20:59Right?
21:00Go crazy,
21:02go crazy!
21:03Go big.
21:05Yay,
21:06Yo-hoo!
21:09Do you wanna pass out,
21:10do you wanna pass out.
21:12Yee-hoo!
21:13Hold it,
21:13hold it,
21:14Keep going,
21:14Keep going,
21:15Keep going,
21:16Keep going!
21:16Keep going! Keep going, keep going!
21:18Pulse out, pulse out!
21:20Yee!
21:23Oh, he's coming to check on him!
21:29Froth levels were peaking!
21:31My froth levels were peaking just then!
21:36Hey Jack, demonstrate if someone drops in on you.
21:39I'm going to demonstrate for you what happens if someone drops in on you.
21:42Alright, so...
21:44I mean, yeah, I'm surfing, I'm surfing.
21:46I'm standing up.
21:49Oh, chooom!
21:50Oh, choom!
21:51Bazz up, bazz up!
21:52Yee-haw!
21:53Yee-haw!
21:53Yee-haw!
21:55Yee-haw!
21:58Go skim!
21:59Yee-haw!
21:59Someone's dropped in, someone's dropped in.
22:01Alright, someone's dropping in!
22:02Alright, now I'm up, out of the barrel.
22:05Hey, hey!
22:05Get off the wave!
22:06You just dropped in on me!
22:08You don't!
22:08Get off!
22:09Get off!
22:10Get off!
22:13Get off!
22:14Get off!
22:14Get him!
22:17He's chinting him!
22:19Punch him!
22:20Punch him!
22:20Punch him!
22:20Punch him!
22:21No way!
22:23Go!
22:24Get off!
22:25Oh my God!
22:25He's coming back!
22:26Oh my God!
22:28Oh my God!
22:31That's how you take care of the out of towners.
22:33That's how you take care of the people that drop in.
22:35Oh my brother, oh my God!
22:37Holy dually!
22:37So how's everyone feeling?
22:39Feeling frothy?
22:40Dom's up next, posing as a surf instructor.
22:43He doesn't surf at all.
22:45So this is going to be very interesting.
22:47Yep, attention in here.
22:48So everyone sit down?
22:49Everyone just sit down on your boards.
22:51I'm a bit spiritual sometimes.
22:52I'm a bit of a spiritual kind of surfer.
22:54Everyone cross your legs.
22:55Close your eyes.
22:57Everyone just cross your legs, kind of close your eyes.
23:00I like to do a little bit of like a meditation kind of thing.
23:02So everyone just relax into it.
23:03Everyone relax into each breath.
23:07Deeper in each breath.
23:09And now start doing whale noises.
23:11Oh dude!
23:15Oh no!
23:17Oh no!
23:22Whale noises.
23:25Yes, stop!
23:27Be gone!
23:29Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:34Oh!
23:34Oh!
23:34Oh!
23:34Are you kidding?
23:36Oh my God!
23:40Oh my God!
23:40Oh!
23:40Oh my God!
23:41Yes, Dom!
23:44Hey, Dazza.
23:46Error.
23:47Second siding, big whitey.
23:48Big whitey.
23:50We've just sent our producer in there, Cam, to tell him Dom there's a big shark out the
23:54back.
23:54Did you say he just saw a great white shark or something?
23:56He did.
23:57Yeah, he did say there's a great white out there.
23:59But I think we should be fine.
24:01I think it should be sweet.
24:02The biggest thing with sharks is you can't have fear.
24:04Can Dan point at one of the guys and go, I can see you.
24:06You're really shitting bricks.
24:08I can see you're maybe shitting bricks a bit.
24:11Are you a bit scared?
24:13You look like a little wimp.
24:14Okay, cool.
24:15Um.
24:16You're a bit of a wimp, I think.
24:18That's cool.
24:18Yeah, just.
24:19Say it, say it, say it.
24:21You just can't.
24:23I failed!
24:24That's heavy.
24:25Stop!
24:27Dumb can't do it.
24:29Mate.
24:29How's it going?
24:30It's Liam.
24:31Nice to meet you.
24:31Alright, Liam.
24:32You're a hardcore surfer and you disrespect anyone that hasn't surfed before and doesn't
24:37surf.
24:38So, anyone here surfed before?
24:40I've done it.
24:41You've done it?
24:41Yeah, alright.
24:42Yeah, sweet.
24:42Has anyone here boogie boarded?
24:44Has anyone here boogie boarded before?
24:47If you're body boarded, you're a scum.
24:50If you're body boarded, like in Australia, you can sit and sit and sit and scum.
24:54Oh my god!
24:57Oh my god!
24:58Oh my god!
24:59I now walk up to the guy on the far left.
25:02Be honest with me, buddy.
25:03Be honest with me.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Have you ever body boarded?
25:07Have you ever body boarded?
25:08I've never body boarded.
25:24My body boards and body bags are the same shit, you know, around here.
25:27Alright, guys.
25:29Let's practice paddling.
25:30Alright, guys.
25:30Let's practice paddling.
25:31So, keep your fingers apart.
25:33Keep your arms right down.
25:34You'll get arms right down.
25:35Now, stop talking and just look out on the surf.
25:38Does the body board go off?
25:40Hey!
25:42Get out of the water!
25:44Get out!
25:46Come in!
25:47Come in!
25:49He just jumped in on my mate.
25:51Prick!
25:52Prick!
25:52Prick!
25:53Wait till you get on the sand, you're gonna get it.
25:54Wait till you get on the sand, mate!
25:55You're gonna get it!
25:56You're gonna get it!
25:59I think he's ready to jump in.
26:01What the hell?
26:03Pass.
26:03Nice.
26:05Pick a board, any board.
26:06And we'll get froffered.
26:07I think Falcon be good because he surfed his whole life.
26:10He knows all the lingo.
26:11He looks comfortable.
26:13Yeah, today obviously the conditions are pretty rough, so we're gonna try and take it as easy
26:16as possible.
26:17Teach me how to jump up.
26:19I want you guys to try and jump up.
26:21Ready?
26:21One, two, three.
26:23Jump up.
26:23Jump up!
26:24Jump up!
26:24So just keep practicing that.
26:25Oh, I think, is that dolphin out there?
26:27Is that dolphin out there?
26:29Get real turned on by folks.
26:31Oh, I love dolphins.
26:32Anyone here like dolphins?
26:33I love dolphins.
26:33They're known as the sex pests of the sea.
26:37They're actually, they're known as the sex pests of the sea, the dolphins.
26:40Oh, dude.
26:43They come up and try and hump you.
26:45Yeah, they actually come up and try and hump you sometimes.
26:48It's been a big group.
26:49Dude.
26:49Oh, wow.
26:50Yeah.
26:51But I like it.
26:52But I don't mind it, you know?
26:57Sometimes I give on back.
27:00Sometimes I won't even give on back.
27:02So, um, yeah.
27:05I actually had a little bit of a fling with one.
27:09Yeah.
27:10So, um, I actually had a little fling with one one time.
27:13Name was Gabby.
27:14Name was Gabby.
27:15Had a big, big blowhole.
27:18Say she had a big blowhole.
27:19Yeah.
27:20Say it, Vance.
27:22Go on.
27:22Say it.
27:23Say it.
27:23Go, Vance.
27:24Say it.
27:24She had a big blowhole.
27:25Oh, my goodness.
27:27Why would he say that?
27:28That's cringing.
27:30Oh, God.
27:31God, I missed that water spout.
27:34God, I missed that water spout.
27:36I'm sorry for him.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:38He's in love with a dolphin.
27:40Hey, just go ahead for a second.
27:42Start making dolphin noises.
27:49And then start doing it towards the ocean.
27:56Where are you?
27:57Where are you, Gabby?
27:58Where are you, Gabby?
27:59Where are you, Gabby?
28:03Please, keep going.
28:05No, stop it.
28:09Stop it, Matt.
28:09Stop it.
28:10Put yourself together.
28:11Pull it together.
28:12Sorry.
28:14Sorry, guys.
28:14Don't tell the boss.
28:15Sorry, guys.
28:16Just don't tell my boss about it, eh?
28:18Oh, you did it!
28:19Yes!
28:19You did it!
28:20Oh, my God.
28:22So the only one not to catch a break was Dom.
28:25With two fails, he is the loser.
28:28And we don't want to be too judgy, but Dom is about to become extremely unlikable.
28:37Okay, Dom, we're here at Sydney's Royal Easter show, and your punishment is to take part in a talent show.
28:43A kids' talent show.
28:44No, no.
28:45But you won't be taking part.
28:47You'll be the judge.
28:49Ha-ha!
28:49Oh!
28:50No!
28:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
28:53Talking to kids is pretty hard, but Dom, don't worry, because we're here to be in your ear and telling
28:59you exactly what to say.
29:00And you know how every show has that arsehole judge?
29:04Yeah.
29:04That's you.
29:05Simon Cowell.
29:06Bye.
29:07Little kids.
29:08That's brutal.
29:09Off you go.
29:09You'll be alright.
29:10Oh, God.
29:12Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our little Easter Junior Kids talent show.
29:17Alright, the crowd's filling in how you're feeling.
29:19You look the part.
29:20Actually, I quite like this outfit, but that's about the only thing that I'm feeling good about at the moment.
29:24I hate making people feel bad, especially little kids.
29:27So this is going to be really tough.
29:29We thought we'd showcase some of the amazing junior talent that we've had at the Easter Show over the last
29:35couple of weeks.
29:36Go break a leg in some kids' hearts.
29:38Good luck.
29:38In their dreams.
29:39I'm actually nervous for him.
29:41We have some judges here to give their points of view.
29:44We have Jane Gibson, who is the chairwoman of the Royal Easter Show Arts and Crafts.
29:51We've also got the winner of this year's Australian Idol.
29:56Folks, it's Dylan Wright.
29:57Give it up for Dylan.
29:59Put your hands together.
30:02And last but not least, we have a third judge, Dom Latrich.
30:05He started his career performing here at the Sydney Royal Easter Show as a child.
30:09So Dom's come back to judge the Easter Talent Show.
30:12So give it up for Dom.
30:15Dom is a talent show kid.
30:17He would want to be supportive so badly, but not today.
30:20Oh, this is going to kill him.
30:22You've got to do everything we say and you can't break character, alright?
30:25I can't even look at anyone, eh?
30:27Folks, these horses are about to come out and not just your average horses.
30:31They are trick horses.
30:32Give it up for Lexi and River.
30:41Dom, just get your phone out and start looking at your phone.
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