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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:14Last ever episode of League of the Round.
00:16I want you to leave it all out on the studio, OK?
00:19Jamie, you're going to bring your experience.
00:21For 20 years I've been doing this show. I've loved every second.
00:24Let's make this the best show ever.
00:26OK, that was longer than I'd hoped.
00:27Meeks, you're going to bring the energy?
00:28Yeah, big Meeks energy, let's go!
00:29Come on, League.
00:30And then, Jill, you're going to bring the innuendos and all that?
00:32Yeah, I'm always happy to slip one in.
00:34OK, great, Jill. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:37We're going to go in there and we are going to destroy League of the Round for the win.
00:41One, two, three, win!
00:44Come on!
01:03Hello, I'm Roman Shrank Nathan and welcome to a very special episode of League of the Round on Sky.
01:09All right, let's meet the team.
01:11Joining Jamie Redknapp tonight is a rapping chef and the greatest ever British female Olympian.
01:16I'll let you work out which one is which.
01:18It's Big Zoo and Dame Laura Kenny!
01:28And on the blue team, alongside Jill and Micah is the angriest man in show business,
01:33but that's what happens when you spend a lifetime supporting Everton.
01:36It's Tony Bellews!
01:47Welcome, everybody. Welcome back, Laura.
01:49How are you? Thank you so much for joining us on our last show.
01:52Thanks for having me.
01:53Now, we've got to say, since you were last on the show,
01:55you have been voted the UK sportswoman of the century.
02:01An incredible team.
02:07How did you find out about that?
02:09I mean, I was on holiday, actually.
02:11I get a message saying,
02:12will you come on the radio tomorrow morning?
02:14And I was like, yeah?
02:16And I ring up, I'm literally beachside,
02:18and they're like, you've been voted Britain's female of this?
02:21And I was like, what?
02:22But yeah, it was amazing. It felt incredible.
02:25Well, congratulations. An amazing achievement.
02:27I don't know if you're aware, but Jamie actually won UK sportsman of the 18th century.
02:32Yay! Good job.
02:35Now, Tony, welcome back to the show.
02:38Tony.
02:45Tony, we love you on this show.
02:48Absolute legend of the game.
02:49I hate coming on, but thank you.
02:51Well, that's what I was going to ask you.
02:52You're sad it's going to be your last time ever on the show?
02:54Absolutely not, no.
02:56I had some lunatic psychopath try and choke me to death
03:00telling them the first time I come here.
03:02Since then, I've been stuck on ceilings,
03:04I've been stuck to planes.
03:07It's a fucking joke.
03:08Just get rid of the whole show.
03:14We should point out, actually,
03:16that you're recovering from an injury at the moment,
03:18so you're not going to be able to do any, like,
03:19mad stunts or games tonight.
03:21Yeah.
03:22I'm sure you'll find something.
03:23No.
03:24Have you just made that injury up?
03:26No, Jill.
03:28Absolutely not.
03:28I think everybody who watched Soccer Aid
03:30seen me come off.
03:31You got injured in Soccer Aid?
03:33Yeah.
03:33What happened to you?
03:33Oh, I mean, because that's not rubbing in, mate.
03:35You know, you see me limp and it's not a fucking act.
03:37Listen, it was bad.
03:38He lost a big 50-50 with someone from Westlife.
03:47It only happens to me.
03:50Big Zoo.
03:51Big Zoo.
03:52My guy.
03:52Woo!
03:54Zoo!
03:55Now, Zoo, you got the winner at Soccer Aid this year.
04:00Zoo, for people that haven't seen it,
04:02talk us through it.
04:03Talk us through the goal.
04:04Oh, it was 4-4.
04:05I knew I had one opportunity, one shot, one chance.
04:09I made myself free in a box.
04:11Jagielka was there.
04:12Wilshire was there.
04:14Defoe was there.
04:15Couldn't mark me.
04:16You know what I'm saying?
04:18Don't know if I was back, you'll get it.
04:19Manny's passed it to me.
04:20It's a through pass.
04:20It's going in front of me.
04:21I got hit.
04:22I've given it the left foot finesse, bottom corner.
04:27I don't know why I've had a laughing like this.
04:29Oh, my gosh.
04:30I banged it, bottom corner.
04:32Banged it?
04:32I banged it.
04:33My mother's like, I banged it.
04:34What a strike.
04:38Let's have a look at it right now.
04:39Yeah.
04:41It's John O'Shea.
04:42Back to Brown.
04:44It's Big Zoo.
04:45Trying to go for it.
04:46Oh!
04:47Big Zoo!
04:48Big Zoo's done it!
04:50He's come up with a nice recipe to put the World XI in front.
04:53And it means the world to him.
04:56He said it, to be fair.
04:58Free game.
04:58He said, I'm going to get the goal.
05:00I'm going to get the winner.
05:02I think I'm kidding.
05:05Do you know what makes that goal more impressive?
05:07Scored pass.
05:07One of the best keepers to ever host Take Me Out.
05:11Joe, what are you saying over there?
05:12I can see you saying some comments.
05:14Mics, what would you make of that goal?
05:19That goal was so bad.
05:21Why?
05:22Africa started sending money back.
05:23Oh!
05:26All right.
05:28I'm going to ask your question.
05:29I'm going to ask your question.
05:29Good.
05:30How many goals have you scored at Old Traffy?
05:31Oh.
05:34Justin?
05:35Up, yeah.
05:36No, I'm not scoring at Old Traffy.
05:39No!
05:39No!
05:40No!
05:40No!
05:46It says Wayne Rooney, Tony Duggan, Jermaine Defoe, Carlos Tevez, Big Zou.
05:53Finish!
05:55Finish!
05:56Right.
05:57It is time for a sporting challenge.
05:59I sent Big Meeks and Zou to meet an F1 legend at Silverstone ahead of the British Grand Prix.
06:05Zou, you a good driver?
06:07I'm not the best.
06:09I've had my license for two years.
06:11Err, and as I got my license, I crashed into a parked bus.
06:15You crashed into a parked bus?
06:16Yeah, the bus was parked.
06:17Yeah, they're sneaky, though.
06:19Difficult to see, aren't they?
06:22Err, Meeks, are you worried about going up against Zou?
06:24Come on, look at him.
06:27You've only passed your test for two weeks.
06:29I wasn't worried.
06:30Two years, actually.
06:31Two years.
06:31What about you, Jay?
06:33What?
06:33Driver?
06:34Am I a good driver?
06:35We've all just been talking about driving, yes.
06:37Yeah, I know, but I don't really want to get involved, because...
06:39Why?
06:41I'm banned.
06:41Are you?
06:43How'd you get banned?
06:45Speeding.
06:47Oh...
06:47Don't seem the kind, yeah?
06:49You don't seem the type of nothing.
06:49I know.
06:50Accumulation of points.
06:51And how do you expect him to be at a count how many points he's on?
06:56I think I've got four, and six, uh, okay, uh, now, before Meeks and Zou were let loose
07:06around Silverstone, I'd arranged for them to meet one of the greatest drivers in the
07:09history of Formula One, that's right, Max Verstappen, to get them up to speed, check
07:14this out.
07:23Hi, guys.
07:24Hey!
07:24Nice seeing you again!
07:26We're like, besties!
07:27How's it going, man?
07:28You good?
07:28Well, welcome to Silverstone.
07:30I think we're going to have quite a good day today.
07:32What are we doing?
07:32Well, you guys get to drive around here a fun track.
07:35Yes!
07:35But the best bit is, I'm going to be the judge who is the best driver around here.
07:38But how are we going to do it?
07:39We've never actually been on a track.
07:41The fun bit, I'm going to drive you around.
07:43You're not going to drive as well?
07:44One lap.
07:44One lap.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Before we go, just looking at us, who would you think is going to be the best driver?
07:49Well...
07:50I mean, I don't want you to...
07:51You know, you know, in F1 also, you know, when you're normally a bit lighter.
07:57But we might have some good grip in the corners.
08:00Yeah!
08:02In Max we charge?
08:03Max we charge.
08:04Yeah?
08:04I'll try my best.
08:05Will you do this?
08:05So you're actually going to drive us?
08:06Yep.
08:07Let's go.
08:07Lead the eye.
08:08Lead the eye.
08:09Lead the eye.
08:14In one lap.
08:15But I'll try my very best.
08:16I'm going to be driven by the fastest driver in the world.
08:19It's like me.
08:20Best player in the world at one point.
08:22Best driver, you know.
08:23Can you see the surprise?
08:24I've had my license for two years.
08:26I am the underdog.
08:27But, it ain't over to the fat lady sings.
08:29And I'm not a fat lady.
08:31I'm a fat man.
08:34Ow!
08:35Are we ready?
08:41Oh my God.
08:41Oh my God.
08:44First 20 seconds, I couldn't hear anything when Mike was in the car.
08:48I'm like, oh my God.
08:50What is going on?
08:53Sue was screaming as well.
08:55We go wide.
08:55You have to always open up the corner.
08:57Hit the curve a little bit.
09:02Basically, the lessons are go fast.
09:06I closed my eyes for the first probably eight corners.
09:08No!
09:09You have to bring that fast for you!
09:12This is quite a fast corner, you see.
09:15I was petrified.
09:19They were genuine peeing.
09:21Coming out of my pee hole.
09:23See these very parkers?
09:24Oh, so that's one for the big thing.
09:25These are telling you men to chill out.
09:27Oh my days, you break hard.
09:32The first combination of corners.
09:34Straight into that.
09:35Max, I have a life.
09:37I have family.
09:39Oh, he tricked me!
09:41Oh, Max!
09:42Remember, outside, inside, outside.
09:45Yeah, whatever you say, bro.
09:47Use all the roads.
09:48Use all the roads?
09:53Yeah, we're sliding.
09:54Yeah, we're sliding.
09:55Yeah, we're sliding.
09:55Oh, my God, it's sliding!
10:00It's a lot of taking, you know, the break-in, the driving.
10:03I'm a little bit of one.
10:04I'm not going to lie.
10:05I'm a little bit of weight.
10:06How was that, Maxie?
10:09How was it?
10:10How was it?
10:10I haven't been out with Max.
10:12I'm a little bit nervous.
10:13I'm really cocky at the start.
10:15But now, reality is hitting.
10:17Have you got any toilet roll?
10:25Uh, mate.
10:27That was a bit embarrassing, wasn't it?
10:29Yeah, it was embarrassing.
10:31I mean, you almost put him off.
10:32It's a Formula One car.
10:33You're louder than an F1 car.
10:36So, that left you slightly less confident?
10:39Less confident, yeah.
10:40So, what was it like getting a driving lesson from Max Verstappen?
10:43Oh, bro.
10:44Like, the surreal.
10:45Like, I can't...
10:46I never thought I'd be doing that.
10:48After hitting that bus, I didn't think I'd, you know, get to that level.
10:51Uh, Laura, what sort of driver are you?
10:54Um...
10:54It depends who you ask.
10:55I think if you ask Jason, he would say I'm aggressive.
10:58But I would say I drive with purpose.
11:01Right.
11:02Everything's a race.
11:03When you see car, it's a race.
11:05Like, and so, yeah, I'm a bit of a maniac.
11:08You're an aggressive driver.
11:09LAUGHTER
11:10Now, Jamie, the challenge actually was to see who Max Verstappen thought was the best driver,
11:14as opposed to who was just the fastest.
11:16Does that give you a bit more confidence in Zoom?
11:18I've got confidence in my mind, Big Zoom.
11:20It's not the quickest driver on the track.
11:21The best.
11:22It's like who Max thought was...
11:23Oh, that's perfect!
11:23Listen, just be pleased you could do it.
11:26LAUGHTER
11:30APPLAUSE
11:34Now, Jill, as I said, the challenge isn't just about speed.
11:36It's about driving lines, being a smooth driver.
11:39Are you still feeling confident Max is going to win this?
11:41I think if it was about finishing quickly, I've heard you're good at that.
11:50But because it's about safety and protection...
11:53LAUGHTER
11:55I think he's going to be shit.
11:58LAUGHTER
11:59OK, it's time to see how Meeks and Zoo got on at Silverstone.
12:03They each had a lap around the track.
12:04For their safety, they'd be joined by a stunt driver,
12:07and for Max's safety, he'd be watching from Red Bull HQ.
12:10Whoever impressed Max the most will win three points for their team.
12:14Let's see how they got on.
12:15MUSIC PLAYS
12:26Hey, Zoo, you all right?
12:28I can't get my head in.
12:30No, I couldn't sit down, Zoo.
12:31On the control, go down, that's good.
12:35All the way down.
12:39I've got this.
12:43Good acceleration.
12:48Outside, inside.
12:50Kind of outside.
12:54It's fast.
12:55Committed.
12:57Brakes, brakes, brakes.
12:58Brakes, brakes.
12:58Yeah.
13:00Back in the power.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Keep it all right.
13:02That's a bad turn.
13:03You've got to hug the side.
13:05Max said, hug the side.
13:07Keep it all right.
13:07Keep it all right.
13:08Keep it all right.
13:09Keep it all right.
13:09Oh, almost the wrong exit.
13:12Ha, ha, ha.
13:13Brakes, man.
13:15Brakes.
13:16Yeah.
13:16Ooh.
13:18That was late on the brakes.
13:21He's better than Ford.
13:22He's definitely better than Red now.
13:24I feel like I'm being hustled here, you know.
13:26He shouldn't be this good.
13:31Oh, that's close.
13:36Oh, we touched a little bit of dirt.
13:39It went on the grass.
13:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:42I've already won.
13:43You can't go on the grass and be finessed.
13:48Yeah.
13:49We hug that curb down now.
13:51Yeah.
13:52A bit tighter.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Committed on entry.
13:55Good.
14:03I'm impressed with it, guys.
14:05Nice.
14:11Now, despite Zhu struggling initially to get into the car, I can tell you that there was
14:16only one second between your laps.
14:18One second?
14:19Yeah.
14:20Do you think you might have underestimated Zhu?
14:22Maybe.
14:23To be honest, I was just happy to go around a track without getting pulled up.
14:25to be honest. I mean, it wouldn't be great to lose to a guy who couldn't fit his head in
14:30the car.
14:31I thought you were just going to leave it hanging out there like a dog.
14:36OK, here is what Max had to say.
14:39Who am I picking? It was a very tough one.
14:44Yeah, initially I thought Michael was the one.
14:49Then I was, like, jumping in the car with both of them.
14:51Michael screamed for 20 seconds straight, so I couldn't hear a thing.
14:54So I was like, ooh, it might not be him.
14:57Then, you know, I sort of started the laps with Zui.
15:00He felt a bit more comfortable, looked like a bit more comfortable.
15:03So it was very tough to make the decision.
15:05Also, they were promising me all sorts of, you know, food, tickets to games.
15:10You know, it was very hard to choose between these two things.
15:13And at the end, I think, yeah, for me what I did it was that
15:17Michael looked a little bit more in control also at the end of the lap.
15:22So I have to give it to Michael.
15:23Yeah!
15:26Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:28Come on, Lee!
15:28Come on, Lee!
15:29Come on, Lee!
15:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
15:33Yeah, man.
15:34Er, congratulations, Micah.
15:36How do you feel about that?
15:37I feel great.
15:39Obviously, I was offered him the tickets.
15:40He was offered him food.
15:41I offered him, I said I'd cook him dinner.
15:43No.
15:46No, honestly, the better man won.
15:48He deserved it.
15:49Well done.
15:49Oh, wow.
15:50Yes!
15:51Come on, Mick.
15:53Uh, a big thank you for F1, Oracle, Red Bull Racing and Max Verstappen.
15:58And that means at the end of that, blue team, you've scored three points.
16:01Yes!
16:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:14OK, this question is for both teams.
16:17Take a look at this.
16:18Because I'm addicted to the hype.
16:23The lesson is over.
16:25Andy Murray is the Woodman champion.
16:29You take a look at the Olympic champion.
16:32This is a super-duper sacrifice.
16:35Oh!
16:36It's gold!
16:39Here we come in!
16:42It's the World Team Champions for the very first time.
16:52APPLAUSE
16:54So, there you saw three incredible British sporting moments
16:57that have all taken place since the show started in 2010.
17:00But which one did the British public vote as being the most iconic?
17:04The Lionesses winning their first-ever Euros,
17:07Sir Andy Murray becoming the first British man to win Wimbledon
17:09in 77 years, or Super Saturday at the London 2012 Olympics?
17:14I don't know about you, but for me, Super Saturday
17:15is when I find out the kids are staying at their friends
17:16and Lisa's had a glass of wine.
17:18But that's just me.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:20Jill, you were part of the Lionesses' first Euros win in 2022.
17:24Ooh!
17:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:30Would you say that your achievement is the most iconic?
17:33Oh, they're pretty iconic, to be fair.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Erm...
17:36Yeah, I was part of it.
17:38I suppose...
17:3916 years at England, I played 10 tournaments
17:42and I think the only thing people remember from my career
17:45is me sitting to a German player,
17:47fuck off, you fucking prick.
17:50That was probably my most iconic news.
17:53APPLAUSE
17:55I heard...
17:56I actually heard a report that it was the German player
17:58that swore at you first.
18:00Apparently, I heard that she said,
18:01what the fuck are you doing here, Crouchy?
18:04LAUGHTER
18:06Er, Tony, what would you say your beloved Everton sporting highlight
18:10of the last 15 years is?
18:12That time they nearly got relegated but didn't,
18:14or that other time they nearly got relegated and they didn't.
18:16LAUGHTER
18:16What about the other year when they nearly got relegated and they didn't?
18:19Sorry, Ron, how would you support again?
18:21Why did I poke the bear?
18:23I was one of no idea support, Ron.
18:25I'm an Arsenal fan.
18:26Oh, is that the fuckers who just bottled it every single season?
18:29Who'd choke at the very last hurdle,
18:32who spent a billion quid and got nothing to show for it?
18:34Why did I start?
18:37What the fuck are you laughing at over there?
18:40So, just another one.
18:42We've got another fucking black cop out over there.
18:44Never been to Liverpool a bit in place.
18:45Yeah!
18:46You know what I mean?
18:47Who do you support?
18:48I support Liverpool.
18:49I'm from London, but I support Liverpool.
18:53So, Liverpool's first title in 30 years didn't make the list
18:55because, you know, it was Covid and that,
18:57so it doesn't really count.
18:58It definitely does count.
18:58Mate, it counts about as much as scoring past a guy
19:00that says, no likey, no likey.
19:02Do you know what I mean?
19:06Tony, what do you think about Liverpool's little Covid title?
19:09Listen, they're having a great time at the minute.
19:11They've bought the league.
19:12They've spent, you know, 450, 500 million quid.
19:16You bought the league?
19:17You just bought the league, mate.
19:18Literally, you bought this season's league.
19:20It's a joke, just let the bastards piss off.
19:25Yeah!
19:28Don't be a hater.
19:29Come on, start.
19:31We've got the best stadium in the country.
19:32It generates so much noise.
19:34Do you know we're the fifth loudest decibel noise
19:36that's ever been created in a football stadium?
19:38And we're only just getting started.
19:40Everton Football Club are coming back.
19:42The big times are coming back.
19:44I'm telling you now.
19:44Since 1995.
19:46Since 1995.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:47We have a lot of trophies.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:49We have a lot of trophies.
19:50We have a lot of trophies.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52And you've never been in fucking Anfield.
19:54Since 1995.
19:56We shut the airport soon.
19:58We closed the train station.
19:59Yes!
20:02I love it.
20:03I was just going to ask Tony,
20:04because by the time this gets aired,
20:05it'll probably be sort of November time.
20:06So, Everton might have lost quite a few games,
20:08relegation fights.
20:09So, if you want to give a different answer.
20:10Oh, okay.
20:10Now we're getting on Botox.
20:12Jane, here we go.
20:13Getting back.
20:14Getting back.
20:19You've had a little bit of Botox.
20:20You told me.
20:21Fuck off.
20:21All the news.
20:23You've got one fellow who supports two teams.
20:25Come on.
20:26That means...
20:26If that isn't a reason for an arrest,
20:29I don't know what is.
20:30So, when Liverpool played Bournemouth,
20:32who should actually support you?
20:34That's an interesting one-tone, actually.
20:36So, I like Bournemouth.
20:38Yeah, but who do you support when they play each other?
20:40Oh, Bournemouth for Liverpool?
20:41Yeah.
20:41I want them to draw.
20:42Oh, my...
20:44Get them out of the studio.
20:45Someone come with handcuffs and take them now.
20:48It's a fucking crime, what he just said.
20:50I like them...
20:51I've actually got, you know,
20:52like, the scarves, half and half.
20:53Oh, no!
20:54It's getting me with it!
20:56Oh, my God!
20:59So, what about Super Saturday, then?
21:01Meeks, you competed for Team GB at London 2012.
21:04Yes, I did!
21:05I'm Olympian!
21:06Yeah.
21:06Did you get into the Olympics first?
21:08Oh, I loved it.
21:08It was amazing.
21:09Yeah.
21:10It was a bit weird, though,
21:10because the first couple of weeks,
21:11you got to pretend to, like,
21:13sports like hockey and cycling,
21:15didn't you?
21:15Yeah.
21:17But after that...
21:18Sorry.
21:19No.
21:20But it was just unbelievable, wasn't it, Jill?
21:23Come on.
21:23Yeah, no, it was.
21:24It was really good.
21:25I think you were doing different things in the Olympics to me, though.
21:28What?
21:28What was I doing?
21:29Like, well, we were trying to win a medal.
21:31You were just cleaning up in the village.
21:35You were.
21:36I was, I was.
21:37You were.
21:37Did you hit the McDonald's hard?
21:40Oh, McDonald's was amazing.
21:42Free McDonald's, remember?
21:43Yeah, but I didn't mean cleaning up the food.
21:44I meant the girls.
21:46Oh.
21:47Then you liked the hockey and the cycling.
21:50You were like,
21:50I'll give you a good ride.
21:52Come on.
22:01Laura, be honest with me.
22:02Do you count footballers like Jill and makes as proper Olympians?
22:05Like, genuinely, just...
22:07Right.
22:08Once...
22:08No, no, no, no, no.
22:09Listen, hear me out, hear me out.
22:10Right, once Olympian, always Olympian, yeah?
22:12You can have the title, that's fine.
22:13But, like, it's not your pinnacle,
22:15as proven by the fact you don't seem to care.
22:20Whereas for us, it's like, it's everything.
22:23And, like, so...
22:24Yeah, they take it for granted, aren't they?
22:26Yeah, just...
22:26Oh, we don't.
22:26Yeah, spoiled pricks, aren't they?
22:29They get an opportunity to represent Team GP in the Olympics.
22:31They're just running around the corridors, trying to...
22:34Eating McDonald's.
22:35What's your highlight from the Olympics?
22:37McDonald's was sick, you know?
22:39And then, like, I was up and down the corridors on the rampage.
22:43Jill, we've actually got a photo of you from 2012.
22:45Let's have a look.
22:46You've barely changed, to be honest.
22:47Oh!
22:51Oh!
22:51Oh!
22:51Oh!
22:52Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:59Okay, teams, I need an answer from you guys, so lock them in.
23:02Red team, what are you going for on this?
23:04Put them in order, please.
23:06It's got to be...
23:07It's got to be...
23:07It's got to be...
23:08Yeah, it's got to be...
23:09Don't tell them.
23:11Can you repeat the question one more time run, please?
23:12Yes, just put those in order.
23:15LAUGHTER
23:22Well, let's see if you're right.
23:24I can tell you that the Lionesses winning the Euros was third.
23:28Yes!
23:28Super Saturday was second.
23:30Andy Murray winning...
23:31...and came in at number one.
23:33Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:34Norway!
23:35Yeah, she was right.
23:36Red team, you've got zero.
23:38Blue team, you've got one.
23:39Well, we took a gamble.
23:44Now, as it's the last show, we asked the public which game they would like to see, and there
23:48were two clear favourites.
23:49Pop star penalties and human darts.
23:52We couldn't decide which one to do, so we did this.
23:56Pop star human darts.
23:59Pop star human darts.
24:01Pop stars are being found for pop star, pop star human darts.
24:09Yes, this is pop star human darts.
24:11Our teams are going to see who can get the highest score using their pop star human darts.
24:15There's three points for the winner.
24:17All we need now is a pop star.
24:21Pop star!
24:24Pop star!
24:26Let's see who's up first, playing for the blue team.
24:36Please welcome Una from the Saturday!
24:52You're a big fan of darts.
24:59It is certainly not my bingo card to be a human darts ever in my life, but here I am.
25:04Listen, it's going to go great.
25:05OK, blue team, you're going to be up first.
25:07You've got three goes.
25:09Are you happy about the decision to come on?
25:12Here we go!
25:13God, it's your fucking hell.
25:17Yeah!
25:20Blue team, you're up first.
25:22How far do we pull back?
25:24As far as you like, I guess.
25:25As far as you can.
25:26Let's play dance!
25:27OK, here we go.
25:29One, two, three, go!
25:31One, two, three, go!
25:34Ahh!
25:41Oh
25:47Okay blue team your second dart, please
26:05Bullseye
26:10Okay, so your third dart, are you okay? I'm good. I was aiming for the bullseye. Oh, well done. Great
26:15stuff
26:34Oh
26:38Okay, can we take this to VAR please because but you didn't actually I mean she sort of face-planted
26:45it
26:47Look at this you can see here bang yes
26:52We're given 18 you've got a total of 73
26:57I don't know about you Jill, but I'm still quite peckish. Who founds another pop star?
27:07Oh
27:08Let's see who it is
27:19Please welcome the one and only
27:34The one and only
27:37Don't take that away from me
27:42Chesney
27:43Chesney
27:44Chesney lovely to see you. Thanks for coming on the show. How are you?
27:47I'd rather be dressed up like a dickhead and flying through the air than sing that song again
27:54Oh
27:54Jay you big fan of Chesney's mate. He's my one and only so happy
27:59Go on Jay go and pull Chesney off really hard
28:06Okay, red team it's your turn
28:09Let's play now
28:10Head down
28:11Head down
28:12Head down
28:14Ready one, two, three
28:15Go
28:16Go
28:17Go
28:20Go
28:21Go
28:21Go
28:21Go
28:23Go
28:24Go
28:24Go
28:25Go
28:25Go
28:26Go
28:26Go
28:26Go
28:27Go
28:27Go
28:27Go
28:32Go
28:40Go
28:41A bit more, bit more, bit more, ready?
28:43Yes, Chesney!
28:43One, two, three, go!
28:46All right, buddy!
28:48Whoa!
28:58Okay, your third dart.
29:00Let's play dance.
29:02Triple 20.
29:03Aim high, aim high, aim high, aim high.
29:07Go!
29:08There we go, that's it!
29:11Yes!
29:14Come on!
29:15Come on!
29:16So after that blue team, you scored 73, red team, you scored 41.
29:21Which means the blue team have won the bonus, boys!
29:24Give it, just give it!
29:27Please give it up for the PDC dance dancers and our pop stars, Uda and Chesney!
29:35See you in a bit.
29:49Now, this is the show that makes dreams come true.
29:51So as it's the final episode, I arranged a special treat for Jamie.
29:55Jamie, tell everyone what your ultimate fantasy is.
29:58Ah, Rom, you know what it is, baby.
30:00I want a hole in one.
30:01No, no, I mean, keep it show-suitable.
30:02I'm not talking about the one with the twin sisters and the panda.
30:05Yeah.
30:07I want a hole in one.
30:08You want a hole in one.
30:10Now, Jamie, you've tried a hole in one before.
30:13Well, not just try, I've been playing golf since I was probably eight years of age.
30:17Mm-hmm.
30:17And all I've wanted to do is get a hole in one, and I've not been lucky enough to get
30:20one yet.
30:21We did try a few years ago, and unfortunately I couldn't do it.
30:24Yes, I mean, that's right.
30:25On the previous occasions, you let everybody down.
30:27But as it's the final show, I wanted to give Jamie one more chance to fulfil his dream.
30:31But to help motivate him, he was going head-to-head against golf lover Tony.
30:36If either of them managed to get a hole in one, they'd win three bonus points for their team.
30:40However, there's one small detail I forgot to mention before they arrived.
30:44Have a look at this.
30:47Beautiful daytime.
30:48What a day for a hole in one challenge with one of my best mates.
30:52Mate, thank you very much.
30:53I'm happy to be here, and the most thing I'm happy about is we're doing a normal challenge.
30:58There's nothing silly going to happen.
30:59No-one's sticking me to a ceiling, and no-one's trying to attach me to a plane.
31:03I'm just going to play a bit of golf.
31:09Jay, what's that about?
31:13Come on.
31:17Every time I come on this show, it's planes, it's roofs, it's heights.
31:21This is a joke. This is not on this. This is down to romance. It's got to be.
31:27Jimmy! Johnny!
31:29Do you know what that is?
31:30No. That's Mark from the Guinness Book of Records.
31:32What's he doing here?
31:34I don't like that stuff either.
31:36I don't need this.
31:40What-what-what was that for?
31:43Welcome, welcome, gentlemen.
31:45It's time for a head-to-head challenge.
31:48The first of you to get a hole-in-one will achieve a Guinness World Records title for the highest
31:57altitude hole-in-one.
31:59Are you coming out there with us?
32:04No.
32:06All right, gentlemen, all harnessed up and ready to go?
32:09Yeah.
32:10You have until sunset to achieve the record.
32:13One last thing. I'm in charge of how high you go.
32:17Good luck.
32:20Good to see you still a bundle of fun.
32:22Take it, John.
32:25This is definitely safe, guys, yeah?
32:27I feel sick.
32:28How are you feeling?
32:30This is high enough. That's enough now. This is perfect.
32:33Halfway there.
32:34Oh, Mark.
32:35Oh, it's getting quicker as well. Don't like this, Tony.
32:38And it's getting wobbly-toned.
32:40And windy.
32:41Jay, will you stop reminding me what I already know?
32:43This is as high as we can go.
32:44All right. Oh, it's moving.
32:46I'm getting down.
32:46Why is it moving so much?
32:47Get down, Tony.
32:49Oh, Tony, why is it doing that noise?
32:51What's going on?
32:52I don't know.
32:53This is not fair.
32:55Mark!
32:56How high are we now?
32:58We'll need to measure.
32:59Just stand tight.
33:01Stand tight? I'm moving around.
33:03Tony, you'll be going first.
33:05If you can take up your position, it's time to begin.
33:11For the record.
33:13Oh, for fucks.
33:15Hey!
33:16No one's hanging on fireworks, Donut!
33:19You're out of order, Mark.
33:21Right, are you ready?
33:22Yeah.
33:23You're going first.
33:26Come on, Tony.
33:26Put it in.
33:30Come on, Tony.
33:31This is going to be so hard.
33:32Come here for the game of golf.
33:33And as usual, I have been set up.
33:35You understand how high up we are here?
33:37I don't know.
33:38I'll try not to think about it, Tony.
33:39My arse is switching.
33:44Tony's going in!
33:45It's in!
33:45Is it possible today?
33:47Look, I'm going to need to make sure I hit a great shot.
33:49I've been playing golf so long and I've still had a hole in one.
33:56Oh, no, that's so bad.
34:00Your practice shot's at Auburn.
34:02If you can start taking it seriously, please.
34:04What's he giving it all that for?
34:07Come on, Tony.
34:11A bit hard, isn't it?
34:12Yeah.
34:12It is a bit hard.
34:13It's like one of your left nooks that one time.
34:15Mark, you ready?
34:15I've been ready for the last hour.
34:18Yeah, I'll pick that one up, Mark.
34:22Gentlemen, I have to remain impartial, but if I could give you one piece of advice...
34:28Yeah!
34:29...aim for the hole!
34:30Shut up!
34:31Get up, you plonker.
34:39Come on, Tony.
34:40Concentrate.
34:46Oh, what a try, Tony.
34:49That was the closest check.
34:52Together, you've collectively hit over 200 balls.
34:57If one of the next ones can go in the hole, that would be appreciated.
35:00Mark, make yourself useful and clear the balls away, please.
35:06Do shot and properly, love.
35:08That's it.
35:09Tony, let's go home, mate.
35:10This is it.
35:11That's a good strike.
35:16Oh!
35:18Oh, my God, that danced around the hole.
35:27Come on.
35:28Come on.
35:29They gave me a hard hat for safety.
35:31They could have just asked me to sit on the hole.
35:34Shut up, you donut.
35:35This is it, baby.
35:36Give this book a record's time.
35:38That's got a chance, Tony.
35:40That has a chance.
35:42That's us.
35:43That's us!
35:44That's us!
35:45Oh, my God!
35:49For fuck's sake.
35:51Wow, wow, wow.
35:52I'm going to have to put in for overtime at this rate.
36:03Mark.
36:05Look at that.
36:07Does it get any closer?
36:09Pretty close, but not quite there.
36:11We've been up there three hours.
36:13You giving up?
36:18What was that?
36:20So close.
36:22So close.
36:23So close.
36:24Was it a nice little surprise being part of a Guinness World Records attempt?
36:28I was like, no, mate.
36:29You want to put me up on the fucking gods in the sky?
36:32Just ridiculous.
36:33I thought I was going for a nice little knock of golf with me mate Jamie and then turned
36:37up and seen this big stupid crane on a golf course and I was just like, this is ridiculous.
36:43How horrible was it being up there?
36:45Because it looked pretty shaky.
36:46I mean, when the wind was kicking in, it wasn't nice at all.
36:50Yeah, it wasn't nice.
36:50It was horrible.
36:51Jet, any point did you start to worry about letting everyone down again?
36:54You know, us, the crew, your family and friends, everyone watching tonight, Sky TV, television
36:59as a whole?
37:00It was so difficult.
37:01And everyone thinks I'll get in.
37:03It only looks like we're hitting it softly, but we had to land it in the perfect spot.
37:07So yeah, it was a bit of a nightmare and I felt obviously so disappointed.
37:10Jill, do you think either of them are going to do it?
37:13I'd like to see them do it.
37:14It's nice to see Jamie's career finally reach a decent height, though, innit?
37:19Well, that's what I enjoyed about it, I think.
37:21Good boy, Joe.
37:25Uh, Zoo, do you play golf?
37:26I have no idea what you lot are talking about.
37:28Golf?
37:29You're a par four for the pool, par for the four.
37:32That sounded like a bar, you know?
37:34Arbatross birdies.
37:36Arbatross what?
37:38Laura, now that you've retired, have you got into new hobbies like golf?
37:42Uh, no, not golf.
37:43I'm on the same wavelength.
37:44I haven't got a clue what you're going on about, to be honest.
37:46It's just like a stop, start, walk.
37:48Like, I don't want to stop, start.
37:50I just want to walk.
37:52Are you always going to play soon?
37:53You two go out, have a game.
37:54Isn't that expensive to do, though?
37:56How much is it, like, a year's membership?
37:58Well, it depends where you're a member, doesn't it?
37:59But if I wanted to come and member your golf club...
38:01Yeah, you could get blackboard, yeah, if you didn't.
38:03What would I...
38:04Wow.
38:05Wow.
38:07That was a...
38:08Oh, my God, please.
38:09Whoa.
38:09You used to get a gun so too, like...
38:12I thought this was a last show, Jay, but wasn't it?
38:14Sorry, sorry, sorry.
38:14I...
38:15I...
38:15The question was, could I join your golf club?
38:18Immediately you go, you could get blackboard.
38:19That was...
38:20That was...
38:22It's actually true.
38:23There were some courses where you, if you join in there,
38:25and they're not sure about you, then you could get blackboard.
38:27What do you mean, not sure?
38:28Why?
38:28Well, if they don't like, you know, what you do, or where you're from, or anything like that.
38:34No, no, no.
38:36Let's move on.
38:37Let's go...
38:37Let's go to the holding one.
38:39I mean, Jay...
38:40What?
38:41You keep applying the tan, you might be closer to getting banned yourself.
38:46Well, after already missing 521 times between them,
38:52Jamie and Tony decide to have one final push.
38:55Let's see how they got on.
38:56All right, Cumberton.
38:57Round two, mate.
38:58Round two.
38:59And this is where there's no more Mr. Nice Guy, all right?
39:01And you're on time!
39:05That's gross.
39:07Fuck off.
39:08I'm done.
39:14Fuck off.
39:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:17Toe, toe, toe!
39:19Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:23Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
39:24Come on, come back, we need your tone.
39:26If I can just remind you of the challenge, it's to get the ball in the hole.
39:32Is there a world record for the least funny man?
39:35Congratulations, you've just won another one.
39:40Oh, no!
39:43Oh, no!
39:44Oh, no!
39:45Oh, no!
39:46Oh, my God!
39:46Oh, my God!
39:46That's in the hole.
39:47That's in the hole and bounced out.
39:49If the ball bounces out, it does not count, I'm afraid.
39:53Oh, my God.
39:56The sun is setting, gentlemen.
39:58This is your last chance to get in your hole-in-one.
40:01Good luck!
40:04This is it, baby.
40:05Hole-in-one time.
40:06Get his book a record.
40:07Oh, no!
40:07It's time.
40:08Come on, now.
40:09Come on, champ!
40:09Let's go!
40:15That's the favourite place to land!
40:17Oh, my God!
40:19It's going in the hole and round it.
40:22Oh, no.
40:23Oh, no.
40:23Oh, no.
40:24Take him to get away from his chest.
40:28Come on.
40:29This is the one.
40:30This is the one.
40:33Ah!
40:36I'm losing the will to live.
40:38Oh, fuck off!
40:40All right, last go.
40:42Come on.
40:43Do you think one's going to slam dunk
40:44or do you think we're going to roll it in?
40:45It's not going to stay, mate.
40:46It's got to roll in.
40:49Even the second bounce might not stay in.
40:52See, it's going to have to roll like that.
40:54Yeah!
40:56Yeah!
40:57Yeah!
40:58Yeah!
40:59Yeah!
40:59Yeah!
41:00Yes!
41:01Yes!
41:02Yes!
41:03Woo!
41:09Yes!
41:12Yes!
41:17Yes!
41:18Yes!
41:18Yes!
41:19Yes!
41:19Yes!
41:19Yes!
41:21We've done it, big boy.
41:23Listen.
41:24We've done it.
41:25Marky!
41:27Come on.
41:28We did it, Rocky!
41:30We did it!
41:31Yes!
41:32Yes!
41:33Yes!
41:33Yes, boys!
41:34Are we record breakers?
41:35Congratulations.
41:36You are officially amazing.
41:39Thank you, mate.
41:39Top man, Mark.
41:41We're in a league of our own, guys.
41:43Mark, I'm going to get the ball.
41:44All right?
41:47Come on.
41:48This is it.
41:49This is it.
41:53Woo!
41:57Wow!
42:00Give it up for Jamie Redner!
42:08Jamie, that was...
42:10That was unbelievable.
42:13So happy.
42:13How do you feel?
42:14Well, I can honestly say it makes me emotional watching that, because to do it on the last
42:18ever episode with my big mate, Tony, we'd tried so hard.
42:23And genuinely, we had 15, 20 minutes left of daylight, and we had to do it, Tony, didn't
42:28we?
42:28We didn't mind who did it at that point.
42:30And we just got the perfect line on one, and it just dribbled in.
42:33Oh, so happy.
42:34Do you reckon you would have got there, Tony?
42:36Were you happy or disappointed?
42:37It was a good laugh.
42:38We had a laugh, yeah.
42:39In the end, the height just went away, because I was up there for that fucking long.
42:45I'd lost the will to live, and I just thought, even if I fall off, I'm not arsed anymore.
42:51At one point, he was going...
42:54Seriously, he said to me, take me harness off, I've had enough of this.
42:59I'm Scottish, I'm not Welsh.
43:10You've got three bonus points, you've also got yourself a world record, and to present
43:14you with your certificate, please welcome Mark.
43:29Mark, really nice to see you.
43:31Welcome back to the show.
43:32Wasn't it be back?
43:34Yeah.
43:36How did you feel about Jamie kissing you?
43:38Well, it wasn't the first time it's happened.
43:42Was it part of you hoping it would go further?
43:44I wish that Tony had won, to be honest.
43:49OK, listen, time to make it official now, Mark. Over to you.
43:57Congratulations, Jamie.
43:58One final time, you are officially amazing.
44:01Well done.
44:22Please give it up for Mark from Guinness World Records.
44:27See you in a bit.
44:39It's time for our final round. Let's see what they're up against tonight.
44:45This is Goalmouth Scramble. I'm transporting the teams back to the days of proper football,
44:49with leather balls, muddy pitches and big tackles.
44:52They'll be trying to answer multiple choice questions by scoring in the goal that matches the right answer,
44:56while the other team tried to stop them.
44:58Let's welcome back our teams.
45:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:20Chesney has subbed in for Tony as he's recovering from the snap to kill him.
45:24Jamie, was that something that would kept a player like you out back in the day?
45:27No, I'd have played on with that one time. Sorry.
45:31Laura, you looking forward to this?
45:33Definitely, yeah.
45:34OK, so you look unbelievable.
45:38Who are you today, too?
45:39I'm not sure.
45:40What player are you feeling?
45:41You've got to go into, like, that era.
45:43Who are you thinking?
45:43I don't know. I don't know any old players, man.
45:45Jamie Redknapp.
45:50OK, blue team, you're going to be defending first.
45:52Red team, you are answering questions.
45:57Come on, dude, we need you.
46:00What is this brown stuff?
46:02I produced it earlier.
46:06Blue team, you're defending first.
46:08Red team, you're answering questions.
46:10Question one.
46:11Which one of these athletes won gold on Super Saturday at London 2012?
46:15A, Victoria Pendleton, or B, Jessica Ennis-Hill?
46:19Score into the goal that you think is the correct answer.
46:21Oh, oh, oh.
46:23Can we tackle?
46:26Oh, oh, oh.
46:35Come on, David!
46:37Oh, oh!
46:39Oh, oh!
46:39Oh!
46:40Come on, David!
46:40Oh!
46:41Oh!
46:42Oh!
46:43Yes!
46:44Yes!
46:44What a goal!
46:45Yes, dude!
46:45What a goal!
46:46That is correct.
46:47Yes, dude.
46:48On my life with a nightmare.
46:49That was better than your soccer aid goal.
46:50OK.
46:52Here's your second question, red team.
46:54Which tournament has Sir Andy Murray won more times?
46:57A, Wimbledon, or B, the US Open?
47:00Wimbledon?
47:00He never won the US Open.
47:01He won the US Open.
47:02Off you go!
47:03I don't know, did he win the US Open?
47:04Go!
47:09But I'm sure he won the US Open.
47:11Which one?
47:12There we go!
47:15Mom!
47:16Mom!
47:24I'm afraid you don't get the point.
47:25It's handball.
47:26Why?
47:27Why?
47:28Hand of God!
47:29You didn't see it there!
47:30No, hand of God is like that.
47:32Hand of God is not picking it up and lozen it into the girl.
47:35I know what he's talking about, honestly.
47:36Question number three, red team.
47:38What title did Tony Bellew hold from 2016 until 2017?
47:42A, cruiserweight, or B, heavyweight?
47:44Cruiserweight, A.
47:45OK, go for it.
47:46Heavyweight, A.
47:46That was heavy!
47:48Yeah!
47:49You're the winner!
47:55Do this one!
47:57Do!
47:59Do!
48:00Do!
48:00This way!
48:04I ref!
48:05I ref!
48:06I ref!
48:07This way!
48:08Ref!
48:08He's putting my undies, ref!
48:11Go!
48:12Go!
48:15Go!
48:16Oh my гор Welles!
48:19Go!
48:19What's going on?
48:20No!
48:22Yeah!
48:23Yes!
48:26No!
48:28Yes!
48:28Yes!
48:29Well, HAV нет konkOP!
48:30He's got two wins!
48:33Wellington!
48:36Whee!
48:39Wagner.
48:40Ha!
48:41pleasingä»–!
48:55I think you see you sure. Yeah, this show has gone to new death
48:59I do know watching this I think you know it is good that it's ending
49:04Red team you're defending blue team you're answering questions your first question is which of these is a better score
49:10in golf a
49:10Albatross or be Eagle
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49:46Go blue team your next question. How many corners is a Silverstone f1 track have a 18 b28?
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52:55And thank you so much for watching. This was a league of their own. Good night.
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