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00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11I keep them trying while I'm on a shelf
00:13Live my life like I just don't care
00:16Live my life like I just don't care
00:17Live my believers never scared
00:18Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up still a pill from my dead
00:22Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up, it's shit
00:40Check out the news, take some fashion inspiration
00:43And try to pretend this doesn't hurt
00:45It's Friday, we're live
00:46And it's time for the last leg
00:50Tonight on the show
00:51We cast our eyes across Peter Mandelson's emails
00:53Get our hands on Donald Trump's heart
00:56And find out what's afoot at the Winter Olympics
01:00Plus we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry
01:02Comedian Judy Love
01:03And musician Tyler Ballgame
01:05On the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news
01:24G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:26Welcome to The Last Leg
01:27The show that's a lot like Bitcoin this week
01:29Because we're 50% off
01:31With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor
01:33Josh Whittacombe and the man who thought skeleton Bob
01:35Was a character from The Simpsons, Alex Brooker
01:44Now we'll get stuck into the big stories in a bit
01:46But big news for Alex this week
01:48As his name was featured on a previously redacted list
01:51Of high profile individuals
01:55Connected to their own island
01:57That's right
01:58How can you say that when you've just walked out
02:00Wearing nipple clamps?
02:03That's right, he's appearing on Bake Off
02:07There it is, there's the group
02:09British Bake Off
02:10Have a look at Alex's profile shot
02:12Oh wow
02:14That's what I call a baking dish
02:16Yeah
02:17It's not just the cakes that are smouldering there mate
02:20No, obviously I'm not allowed to say a lot about it
02:22As you know, having done it yourself
02:24Yep
02:24I'm not allowed to give away much
02:26But what I can tell you is
02:28Yeah
02:28They got me to do some whisking
02:30So it is the first ever three hour episode
02:33Of Bake Off
02:34I actually take out my showstopper during Grand Designs
02:39I think you're made for it
02:41Your leg is a rolling pin
02:45And get that inner sock out
02:46That's for piping
02:47It's perfect
02:48Yeah
02:48Basically you're born to bake
02:52Yeah, also just to, you know
02:55I won't
02:55I can't say whether Paul Hollywood got the famous Alex Brooker handshake
03:00It is a lot of fun
03:02Also, you're a man who spent his whole childhood egging
03:04That is not the place
03:05It did feel weird to be putting them in a bowl
03:09Paul Hollywood just gets whacked on the back of the head
03:12So as you know, I did Bake Off a couple of years back
03:15Yeah
03:15And I tried to bake a model of Alex's leg
03:19That's what it looked like
03:21I was pretty proud of that to be honest
03:23Yeah
03:23But I felt bad that I didn't make anything for Josh
03:25Well don't worry
03:26Because I'm quite happy that I didn't get
03:28A cake leg that also had eczema
03:32Well what I've done
03:33Is I've baked one of your leg
03:35Oh yeah
03:36So this is
03:37This is the cake
03:38Oh my god it's heavy
03:38Of Josh's leg
03:39Whoa
03:41Wow
03:42That is
03:44That's like a proper leg
03:45Yep
03:46I find that quite triggering
03:47I'll be honest
03:47You think I have got a bigger calf than I have
03:51Jesus Christ
03:52Look at that
03:53And just like your actual leg, no hair
03:56Um
03:56But
03:58It's really realistic because I think if I cut in here
04:01It should kind of ooze a little bit
04:03Oh my god
04:05Oh here Josh
04:06Welcome to the club
04:11All yours
04:13Oh wow
04:19That
04:20That is a real cake
04:21I didn't realise that was a real cake
04:23Do you want some?
04:23Have a little nibble of your toe
04:26I thought you'd have used shoe pastry
04:28But enough of that
04:29Oh
04:31What the
04:32What is wrong with you?
04:34Do you not like proper humour?
04:36What's going on?
04:37As always we are live
04:38Send us any questions you want about the news
04:40Messages on Instagram
04:42The hashtags
04:42Is it okay?
04:44Whatsapp
04:44The numbers
04:4707956175908
04:51Josh
04:52Currently has his foot in his mouth
04:55Oh
05:04Don't waste a good leg
05:06Turns out Josh they do like humour
05:13You can also scan the QR code
05:15Thank you too much
05:15On the
05:16Oh
05:17Are you toes intolerant?
05:19Oh
05:20Oh
05:20They don't stop
05:22They do not stop
05:25What's happening?
05:26Am I so high on e-numbers now
05:29I'm hallucinating
05:31For example
05:32Is it okay that the internet has finally found the male equivalent of a Karen?
05:36Yes it is
05:36Is it okay
05:37That it's a Josh?
05:39Oh
05:40What?
05:41Yeah
05:41According
05:42What the fuck's going on tonight?
05:45We hate you because you've got all your limbs
05:49So according to the recent memes
05:51And I'm reading this out
05:52Josh is the bane of any woman he's dated
05:56He's the man who insists he's just being honest
05:59While actually being cruel
06:00To be honest that's not really the Josh we know
06:03No
06:04If he's ever in an argument he'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his point
06:07Though he never actually will
06:08That's not the Josh we know either
06:10And if he doesn't already have a podcast he's thinking about starting one
06:14That's the Josh we know
06:17Actually that's my new podcast the Josh we know
06:19It's great
06:20It's me talking to other famous Joshes it's great
06:22It's weird because I always thought that the definition of a Josh
06:26Was someone who is absolutely adamant it's okay to use disabled toilets
06:30Because he knows a couple of us
06:34Well someone's not getting a slice of my calf now
06:38Alright let's get into the big story
06:40It's the one that everyone's been talking about this week
06:42Last Friday a new tranche of documents was released about the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
06:47The man who suffered the worst of the fallout is the former giant of the Labour Party
06:51Lord Peter Mandelson
06:52Now for our younger viewers or anyone who was in Australia in the 90s
06:55Let's explain who Peter Mandelson is
06:58He was a key member of the new Labour government
07:00Who first became a minister in 1997
07:02But resigned in 98 for taking on a dodgy house loan
07:05He rejoined the government in 99
07:07But resigned again in 2001
07:10After being falsely accused of helping with a dodgy passport application
07:13Which he later admitted misleading Tony Blair about
07:16In December 2024 he was named ambassador to the US
07:19But resigned less than a year later over his links to Jeffrey Epstein
07:23In political terms he is one messy bitch
07:28This week it was revealed that Mandelson had remained good friends with Epstein
07:31After he'd been convicted of sex trafficking
07:33And allegedly leaked government information to Epstein when he was a minister
07:38This is what the explosive front pages looked like on Wednesday
07:41All the big story
07:42The headlines range from Oh Lord in the Metro
07:45To the star who ran with
07:46You've let your pants down
07:48You've let your country down
07:50And accompanied it with this photo
07:54He's just showing a photo of Donald Duck going
07:57Do you know what if it's good enough for him
07:59That's his dry cleaning bill he's going
08:01Well it says trousers here but they have
08:03I don't want to make a weird story weirder
08:07But is he wearing a nappy?
08:11I mean I don't think so
08:12I mean it's pretty hard to deny your friends with someone
08:14When they've got a photo of you in your underpants
08:17Yeah
08:17I mean it also looks like the worst remake of Notting Hill ever
08:21Just a man standing in his pants looking at an iPad
08:24Asking you not to take a photo of me
08:26Keith Starmer is now under enormous pressure to explain
08:29Why he made Mandelson ambassador to the US
08:31Well look this is the thing that's come out of it
08:34Yeah
08:34And it could be the argument that he made an ambassador to the US
08:37Because you kind of
08:38To deal with a wrong one you send a wrong one
08:41That could have been one argument
08:42Yeah
08:42But either way there is no defence
08:45Because he knowingly gave the job to someone who has been sacked twice
08:50Yeah
08:50And no matter what level of friendship was friends with a convicted sex trafficker
08:55Which makes me wonder
08:57Who did he turn down?
09:01He just goes out into the waiting room
09:03He's like yeah so Thanos saw from the jigsaw films
09:06Jigsaw from the saw films
09:10Do you know what the annoying thing is I applied for that job
09:12You know
09:14On Wednesday Starmer said in Parliament
09:17He knew Mandelson had kept in touch with Epstein
09:18But he wasn't aware of the extent of their friendship
09:21And look to be fair to Keir Starmer
09:22It's not like Mandelson was walking around wearing an Epstein branded sweater
09:26Although this exposing photo that was freely available online
09:29Shows Mandelson walking around in an Epstein branded sweater
09:32I mean to make it worse he wore that to the interview
09:37Are you still friends with Geoff Epstein?
09:39No
09:41Apparently he swapped it for a pair of trousers
09:43That's what I've heard
09:45Well you can't see there is on the back
09:46It says my best friend owns Pedo Island
09:48And all I got was this lousy sweater
09:52Starmer is now outraged that Mandelson lied to him
09:54I mean who would have thought the guy whose nickname was genuinely the Prince of Darkness
09:58And who had previously misled a Labour Prime Minister might be a liar
10:02This glossy photo taken of Keir Starmer yesterday kind of sums up his week
10:06Obliviously standing in front of a giant red flag
10:12The Prime Minister is now being asked to release all the files on the vetting process for Mandelson
10:16Yeah I don't
10:17I mean it doesn't sound like there was a lot of vetting
10:19So much so that I don't think they even checked Mandelson's Wikipedia
10:23Because on his Wikipedia there is a whole section called inappropriate links
10:28And that goes on for a page and doesn't even include the stuff of Epstein
10:31That has its own page
10:34There's so little vetting that they didn't even notice on Mandelson's CV
10:38You still had Epstein as a reference
10:42We can't seem to get in touch with your reference Peter
10:46And look to be fair no one tells the truth in their job interview
10:49I mean I told Channel 4 I only had one foot
10:51Really had to follow through on that one
10:56A lot of people thought this week there might even be a challenge to Keir Starmer's leadership
11:00But the two main contenders are Angela Rayner who's under investigation for underpaying stamp duty
11:05And Wes Streeting who genuinely spent most of the week deleting photos of himself with Mandelson on Instagram
11:13And presumably throwing away their handmade friendship bracelets
11:17Chantal said is it okay to say you were at Pizza Express when you weren't?
11:23Yes, the Andrew formerly known as Prince featured in the files
11:27As did his wife Sarah Ferguson who also continued to stay friends with Epstein after his conviction
11:32She even took her kids to hang out with him after he'd spent time in jail
11:36I mean look I mean my mum's taking me on some shit days out but that's
11:41I mean next time your kids have a go at you for where you're taking them just go
11:48I'll tell you what Sarah Ferguson you see where she took hers
11:52Yeah I wondered why Elaine Brooker had turned up in the documents
11:58Sarah Ferguson's upcoming children's book is now being pulped before even being released
12:02And investigators are checking the flight logs for Budgie the little helicopter
12:07Andrew meanwhile finally left the luxurious Royal Lodge on Monday night
12:11And is now in the process of moving to his new abode in Sandringham
12:15I just I wonder with Andrew whether there's just gonna like
12:19There's gonna keep being scandals
12:21And every time he's just gonna have to keep downsizing where he lives
12:25And keep getting moved on until eventually
12:27He just has to like live in the cupboard under the stairs like Harry Potter
12:31He says obviously he's not allowed within 500 yards of Hogwarts
12:37But the thing with it is like there is a royal
12:39He keeps moving royal residences
12:41There is one perfect the Tower of London
12:47Funnily enough Meghan Markle released her own brand of chocolate this morning
12:50But with everything that's going on with Andrew
12:51She should have been she should have released popcorn
12:55Someone called belligerent goat said
12:57Is it okay that Trump is mentioned in the Epstein papers
12:59More than Harry Potter is in the whole series
13:02Yes, that's true
13:03The name Donald Trump appears more times in the Epstein files
13:06Than the name Harry Potter appears in all seven Harry Potter novels
13:10Trump was questioned about the files this week
13:12He tried to move on and then characteristically snapped at the reporter
13:16In this antagonistic clip
13:19I think it's time now for the country to
13:21Maybe get onto something else
13:24Like healthcare
13:26Something that people care about
13:28What would you say to the survivors
13:31You are the worst reporter
13:33CNN has no ratings because of people like you
13:37You know she's a young woman
13:39I don't think I've ever seen you smile
13:40I've known you for 10 years
13:42I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face
13:44I'm asking you about survivors of Jeffrey Upstein's
13:46You know why you're not smiling?
13:47Because you know you're not telling the truth
13:49And you're a very dishonest organisation
13:53And they should be ashamed of you
13:55Okay, guys
13:58I mean, you're not
13:59I mean, it's awful
14:01But you're not going to smile
14:03While asking questions about sex trafficking
14:06That would make you an absolute psycho
14:08It would be the same as like
14:09On a show when you're about to talk about stuff like that
14:12Coming out at the start wearing like nipple clamps
14:14It would be crazy
14:18It would be crazy
14:25It's so mad that Trump can talk to people like that
14:27And no one says anything about it
14:28And all the people around him
14:29Like it's so...
14:31Do you know what I'd love to see?
14:32I'm just watching that
14:33I'd love to see...
14:34You know because there's always someone just standing next to him, right?
14:36I'd love to see someone just go...
14:39How cool would that be if someone just went
14:42That's not how you talk to women, dickhead
14:44Straight in the face
14:44And then all his hair goes over and then he has to...
14:51Look, Donald Trump has got two methods of dealing with questions about Jeffrey Epstein
14:54The first is to attack, which he just did then
14:56The second is to do something outrageous to try to change the subject
15:01Now...
15:02This afternoon, the President of the United States put out a post that depicted Barack and Michelle Obama as apes
15:10You might not have seen this
15:11No reason, no connection to the rest of the post
15:13Just Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys
15:17Bernie Sanders called it racist
15:18Nancy Pelosi called it racist
15:20And the only black Republican Senator in Congress, Tim Scott, called it
15:24The most racist thing I've seen out of this White House
15:27You know you're in trouble when your response to people linking you to a pedophile
15:31Is to get them to call you a racist
15:33Because that's what this was
15:34A racist post put out by the White House
15:36After initially calling it fake outrage
15:38The White House eventually took down the post after 14 hours
15:41And said it was erroneously put up by a staffer
15:44Not surprisingly though, they have yet to apologise
15:48The thing I think about this stuff is
15:50Obviously we're talking about Keir Starmer at the moment
15:53We're talking about the threat to whether he should still be Prime Minister
15:56Because of putting Peter Manderson in his job
15:58And we're talking about, that's the rhetoric that's coming out at the moment
16:03If Number 10 put out something like that, he's gone by the time we're on it
16:07He's absolutely gone
16:09And people keep saying with Trump, how long can he keep, how far can he keep pushing it
16:15And for me, I didn't even see something like that
16:18Yeah
16:18And it's quite scary to think that
16:20Actually, I'm worried that there isn't a limit
16:22No, there isn't
16:23Yeah
16:34Someone called Mrs Murray said
16:35Is it okay that no one is facing consequences of the Epstein files?
16:39See, this is what it all boils down to
16:40And no, it is not okay
16:41Because the truth is, there is an organised cabal of the global elite
16:45Who have been abusing children on a private island
16:47Now the irony is, MAGA supporters have been telling us this for years
16:50But it turns out, members of their team might be involved as well
16:53Because this isn't a Democrat thing or a Republican thing
16:56This is a rich white man thing
16:58And the real victims are the women and the girls who were involved
17:01Meanwhile, the only person currently in jail for any of this is Ghislaine Maxwell
17:05Scotland Yard is now investigating Peter Manderson, great
17:07But not for his links to a pedophile
17:10They're investigating him for leaking classified documents
17:13What message does that send?
17:14It's okay to hang out with a pedo
17:16Just don't CC him in on a sensitive email
17:18All of which brings us back to where we started
17:20After years of controversy
17:22Peter Scandelson may finally be stepping away from politics
17:26So, let's say goodbye to the man they called Mandy in song
17:39Manderson
17:40Manderson has said goodbye
17:44Feels like the 15th time
17:47The shadow of a man
17:50Your face in a photo
17:52Standing in your pants
17:54A woman beside you
17:56A woman beside you
17:57You knew how to find a way
18:01To get somebody else to pay
18:05You met an oligarch
18:08On a yacht
18:09In your speedos
18:11At the end of the day
18:13You were friends with a pedo
18:15Oh, Mandy
18:16There's nothing that we can fuck in now
18:22So they sent you away
18:24Oh, Mandy
18:26When are you going to live now?
18:31Perhaps you can stay with Andy
18:46Sensation
18:51Charlie Baker, everyone!
18:54Alright, let's welcome tonight's guests
18:56One's got big jokes, the other's got big jugs
18:58You decide which is which
18:59Please welcome comedian Judy Love and artist Grayson Perry
19:12pleading
19:13i'm going to burn it
19:16Just a little bit of lags
19:17A little bit of lags
19:18I'm going to get up and kiss you
19:21I was about to get up and kiss you
19:21Oh you can go kiss me
19:22A bit too early
19:28Um, now Grayson, are you okay?
19:29You're in a you're in a I think I'm turning into a Adam Hills tribute act
19:40Now I've torn torn my Achilles, which is very boring and long-winded. Oh, so is Josh's cake
19:52So listen, what did you what do you mean? What do you both make of the Mandelson's Mandelson scandal?
19:56I mean if you could find me, I just want a bit more pictures of him with without just being
20:00in his pants
20:01Do you know what I mean? He's just out there constantly just got everything out which we should not be
20:06shocked by because he's on this list
20:08It's just a bit messy, isn't it? It's a lot
20:10I mean the main thing that sticks on my head not about him is that you know
20:13There was a lot of heart hate towards Obama and Michelle, but Obama wasn't on the list. That's all I'm
20:19saying
20:19Yeah, happy black history month America
20:30I'm just shocked that Peter Mandelson didn't see it coming. I mean, you know, he's worked with the press all
20:34of his career
20:34You know, he was the the the prince of darkness, you know, the the manipulator of the media
20:40And he did he thought he could keep that a secret
20:43You know, it's like mate. It was it was already public knowledge. You know yonks ago anyway. Yeah, he had
20:48a connection and
20:49It's blown up in his face like surprise surprise blown up years later. Do you know what I mean to
20:55a certain extent?
20:55They've got away with it for so long. It's only now. Yeah, it's kind of come
20:58It's come out a few times, but I think you know their secret now definitely is at a stage where
21:03it's out there
21:04Yeah, there's no more in the elite a bad name and as a member of it. I'm a bit
21:12You just need to know how much of a member are you that's all well, you know
21:16I'm a member of the liberal elite, you know, and you know, and I maybe Keir Starmer has been a
21:20bit naive because you know
21:22He's having that kind of moment a bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch where they go. Are we the
21:25baddies?
21:26You know, it's sort of like yeah left-wing people do shit things, too
21:31Speaking of shit shit things we mentioned Donald Trump earlier after that horrifically racist post
21:37This week he announced he's going to build an arch for himself in Washington
21:41I mean when I was hearing the size of it and all the description
21:44It just felt like he was just describing his ego if I'm honest with you. Yeah
21:48Yeah, I mean just massive I mean we can expect anything from this man
21:52I feel like I'm just at the moment watching one of those you know those films where you've got all
21:56the bad man and they run in the world
21:58You know oh my god. No, this is reality. This is what's happening. It's crazy
22:01250 feet high
22:03It's gonna be taller than the Arcta tree on five times as tall as Marble Arch in London
22:07That's an illustrative comparison
22:08um now Grayson
22:11We ahead of this show asked you if you could possibly give us a demonstration of what you think the
22:17art should look like
22:18Yeah, I do so shall I go and have a go if that's okay
22:20Yeah, you're going to draw it for us and explain what it is as you go. I'll put on me
22:24drawing glasses. Oh
22:27So I thought the tallest arch in America is the St
22:31Louis arch is the gateway to the West and it's kind of like that sort of shape like that
22:37And that's 600 feet high, right? Yeah, I thought Trump would want to go double on that one
22:46What we get then we got the golden arches, right? Yeah, so that would be his favorite food
22:52And then I thought a big portrait of Donald in the middle here with his hair and his hair that
22:57could be like golden and every morning instead of
23:01The flag that they like a little ritual they could sort of comb his hair over
23:07And then he'd have his big tie dangling right the way down to the ground and on the top. I
23:13thought we'd have four statues of
23:15We got Jeff Bezos
23:18Yeah
23:19Because these are the heroes of his age. Yeah, we've got Elon Musk here. There's Elon Musk with his little
23:25hair there
23:26We've got Mark Zuckerberg
23:28That's a fringe there. Yeah, and the other one is the other bloke like oh, I know Sam Altman of
23:35Open AI. Yeah, you know and the whole the whole thing is built
23:40I think from the remains of all those redundant data centers in in the desert that will prove to be
23:49completely useless in about five years time
23:52Amazing. Yeah
24:04I did put it talking of Sam Altman. I did put it into AI. All right. Yeah, so I don't
24:10know if it was coming up
24:10I did put it into AI the design. There it is
24:13Oh
24:15I mean, you know, it's pretty good, isn't it?
24:22Uh, we'll have more last week for you after the break
24:24We'll check out the winter olympic story that just keeps getting bigger. We'll see you in a little bit
24:43Welcome back to Life Legg. We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry. A little bit of lighter news now
24:47A man in France this week was rushed to hospital with a World War One missile stuck in his rectum
24:56On disposal units were called to the scene over fears of an explosion
25:00And had to defuse the shell I mean what an episode of time team that's gonna be
25:10He might have been trying to save his friends he just put it up there
25:14Yeah, I mean he's being prosecuted now isn't he so better a legal charge than an explosive charge
25:22I'm sorry everyone
25:24What am I to get banned from the Imperial War Museum?
25:28Pull up the bomb, no harm done
25:34Sorry
25:34No, this is my favourite story
25:36I know
25:36Yes, I know
25:37I'm just letting it breathe
25:38You just tripped on it and just fell onto it
25:40What the thing is?
25:42Because that's what those people always say
25:44I was changing a light bulb
25:45Yeah
25:45And I tripped
25:46And it somehow got up there
25:48Yeah
25:48I think he opened up
25:49He's
25:50Well, he obviously opened up
25:51Yeah
25:54He admitted he said it was a sex game
25:56Really?
25:57Do you work up to that?
25:58You know what?
25:59I hate to kink shame someone but that is fucking weird
26:01That is
26:03You don't like
26:03You work
26:04Does he work
26:05Do you work up to that?
26:06I don't
26:09I don't
26:10Back through the wars
26:11Has he gone straight in and just gone
26:14Do you know what?
26:15Shall we try the bomb?
26:16Yeah
26:17I mean
26:18It's
26:19It's very adrenalised I imagine
26:22It's probably quite an adrenaline addict
26:23Yeah
26:24Like when you
26:25Let's face it
26:26You know playing that kind of Russian roulette
26:27You know you could really
26:32In local news
26:33I think it was the right side
26:37Those World War II ones just don't do it for me
26:42In local news this week government officials are looking to attract ethnic minorities to the British countryside
26:46After a report found it was middle class and too white
26:50Wow
26:50Well that's a question for me is it?
26:55Yeah what would make
26:57Well I don't know because I mean urban is a kind of euphemism for black quite often isn't it
27:03So maybe rural should be a euphemism for white
27:08Look I just me personally I get a little bit nervous when the government starts to invite us ethnic minorities
27:14to places
27:14Because this has happened a few times windrush
27:17Do you know what I mean?
27:19We're going to go there and get deported what's going to happen like what is going on out there
27:23Why they're inviting us you know it's such an influx like come come over here
27:28And I'm like hold on you took us to the fields years ago. We don't want to be in the
27:32field
27:35Well you're going on a tour so you're going to visit a lot of these places
27:37Yes, I am
27:38But I won't be in the fields. I'll be in buildings
27:45Well you can come and see me yeah I'm on tour now all about the love
27:48I'm going to be in culture star not in them all over the uk so yes what an interesting two
27:54places to choose
27:55I might be in the fields yeah
28:00You know colchester nottingham all the biggies
28:06Need I go on
28:08No, I'm at the apollo in london okay
28:10All right
28:13Yeah
28:14If it's all the same with you i'll come to the colchester
28:18All right let's get on to sport now
28:19Thomas said is it okay that the winter olympics start on friday yeah the opening ceremony took place a few
28:23hours ago
28:24Featured mariah carey and snoop dog
28:27Who also tried out some curling today in this incongruous image
28:31But is that snoop?
28:33Yeah, that's snoop
28:34Yeah, drop it like it's cold
28:39I'll be honest with you hilsie
28:40Yeah
28:41Anytime you do a hip-hop joke i love it more than
28:45And look it's not fair that the olympics get that he is one of the mascots of the olympics
28:48He was in paris as well. It's not fair the olympics get the best mascots
28:51They get snoop dog. They get mariah carey. What do we have at the paralympics this?
28:57Oh
29:03Moving on
29:06We have to do that for four hours
29:13The most simple dance there is still going wrong
29:18Meadow said is it okay the us have dispatched ice to italy for the winter olympics yeah there have been
29:23massive protests in italy
29:24After it was announced that us president jd vance was bringing members of ice with him for protection
29:28That's the same ice that have been targeting undocumented immigrants in america and killed two us citizens in the past
29:34few weeks
29:34Outrage is so high one of the us team's hospitality venues for the olympics changed its name from the ice
29:41house to the winter house
29:42I mean it's the winter olympics is a pretty difficult place to not use the word ice
29:47Yeah
29:49What we got up next you know the the hockey the the slippy floor hockey
29:57That's why they went with sloop they'd originally booked iced tea
30:12Meanwhile there's been an incredible story come out of the winter olympics today and it's to do with ski jumpers
30:16You know the guys that go off the ramp
30:17Okay, so in the past some ski jumpers have been accused of wearing slightly oversized suits
30:24That flap in the breeze and cause them to stay in the air longer because it doesn't you don't need
30:28much more extra material
30:29To be a little bit you know more floaty there is now an accusation that while being fitted for their
30:35suits
30:35Some athletes were injecting their penises with a substance that increased girth
30:41That way their outfits would have a little extra material that might act as an in-air sail
30:47Wow others were accused of shoving lumps of clay down there grayson
30:53The question is this is it okay to inject your penis with acid to get a gold medal
30:59I firstly would want to see which men this is that is doing this right
31:09Yeah, I got a feeling you're not in this for the skiing
31:13I mean maybe it's just about evening it up because you've got to have quite big balls to do that
31:18anyway
31:21Yes
31:21I've just been looking at this story all day and I just kept
31:24All day
31:25Yeah
31:26The thing I just can't help but wondering is do you reckon it works on fingers?
31:32Well if your penis is as small as your finger you might have a chance
31:35I was just thinking I might just get I might get some best case scenario
31:38I get some try next week I'll come in with a big bulge get it wrong I'll come in with
31:42big hands
31:45All right look it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest
31:47Judy and Grayson have to work out how they're linked to this week's news
31:50Can we have the mystery guest please
31:53MUSIC
32:05Josh and Alex who's the mystery guest okay, this is Peter he's 91 years old and he was in the
32:10news this week
32:11The question is why can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
32:18He wasn't on the list was he?
32:20It was what it is.
32:21Is it, is it because, A, Peter is an Olympic ski jumper and got caught injecting his
32:31No, no, no.
32:33Is it because, A, by performing a 360-degree spin and seat drop, he won two gold medals
32:39in an over-40s trampolining competition, B, he is a stuntman who this week jumped over,
32:44jumped a car over a bus for the new Mission Impossible film, his 5,000th stunt and a new
32:50world record, or C, he is a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game
32:57by climbing to the top of the gherkin.
33:00All right, have a think about it.
33:02That's a hard one.
33:03We will reveal the identity of the mystery guest after the break.
33:06We'll also meet a musician whose new album has been described as the first great album
33:10of 2026, a man called Tyler Ballgame.
33:13What are you thinking?
33:13Do you have anything else?
33:15I don't know.
33:15I'm just, if he did any of them, I'm surprised he's here.
33:21I mean, I want it to be, I want it to be flying car, but I feel like it's, what's
33:25the last
33:25one?
33:27Climbed how far?
33:28The gherkin.
33:29The gherkin, the gherkin.
33:30All right, we'll find out after the break.
33:32We'll see you in a little bit.
33:48Welcome back to Last Legs.
33:49We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry.
33:51Now, before the break, we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected
33:54to the news.
33:55Can we have the options again, please?
34:25Yes.
34:27We've decided, haven't we?
34:28You tell them.
34:29We're going to go for a trampolining star.
34:31Trampolining star?
34:32Yes.
34:32That's the one we want it to be.
34:33That's who we want.
34:34Okay.
34:34We're looking at him and he looks like he could do...
34:37He looked like he'd bounce if you dropped him on a...
34:39Yes.
34:40LAUGHTER
34:42Peter, could you tell us how you're connected to the news, please?
34:46I did win two gold medals and a trampoline competition.
34:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:55That's amazing!
34:59Amazing.
35:01Could you give us a...
35:02Could you just show us?
35:03LAUGHTER
35:06I'm going to be completely...
35:08LAUGHTER
35:09What a legend.
35:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:14I'll tell you the truth, Judy.
35:16We originally planned to bring in a trampoline
35:18and have Peter do some tricks in the studio.
35:20And then you realised the insurance.
35:21Yeah, we're not insured for a 91-year...
35:23We're literally not insured for a 91-year-old man
35:26doing trampoline tricks in the studio.
35:27Wow.
35:28It's okay, I'm insured.
35:29Oh, now you tell us.
35:31How do you feel the day after doing your trampolining?
35:35Stiff.
35:35LAUGHTER
35:36So, here we go.
35:37There you go.
35:38There's Peter in action.
35:40Oh, my gosh!
35:41That's a break.
35:43So, how long have you been trampolining here?
35:46Uh, since 1955.
35:50Wow!
35:51Wow!
35:53That's amazing!
35:58Peter, congratulations on your gold medals.
36:00Thank you so much for being on the show.
36:02Round of applause for Peter.
36:04Thank you so much for your...
36:08Done.
36:10All right, let's welcome another guest now.
36:11He's an American singer-songwriter
36:12whose debut album has been described
36:14as the first great album of 2026.
36:16Would you please welcome...
36:17Tyler Ballgame?
36:28Welcome, welcome.
36:32So, look, first things first.
36:34Tyler Ballgame is your stage name.
36:37Yes.
36:38What is your real name?
36:39My real name's Tyler Perry, so I can't use that.
36:41Oh, wow.
36:42So, how did you come up with Tyler Ballgame?
36:44Well, I'm from kind of outside the Boston area,
36:46and there's a great Boston Red Sox baseball player
36:48named Ted Williams.
36:50They called him Teddy Ballgame.
36:51Oh, okay.
36:52And he was, like, the greatest to ever do it.
36:53Yeah.
36:54So, it was kind of a joke on myself.
36:56You know, at the time, I was living at home
36:58in my mom's basement, nothing going on,
37:00so I was like, Tyler Ballgame, killing it, you know?
37:03We've got the album here, which is beautiful.
37:05We've all been listening to it all week and loving it.
37:08What's the track you're going to sing at the end of the show?
37:10Yeah, we're going to do the title track
37:12for the first time again.
37:14Okay, and tell us a bit about that song.
37:15Yeah, we recorded it with a great producer
37:18named Jonathan Rado, all to tape, all using analogue,
37:21you know, live to tape.
37:23And, yeah, it's a beautiful song.
37:25I think...
37:25I always think it's about the perennial nature of love,
37:28you know, this love that forms us and wraps us
37:30and sets us out into the world.
37:33And through our lives, we might lose that love,
37:35but I think it's never far, you know?
37:37It's always waiting in a new face or a new form.
37:39And honestly, wait till you hear his voice.
37:42Wait till you hear his voice.
37:43Let's be honest, though.
37:43Did you come to the UK for a break?
37:45Did you come for a break?
37:48Yeah.
37:48You'd be all just like, yeah, I'm going to promote an album.
37:50No, stop that.
37:51I need to come for a break.
37:52Adopt me, please.
37:53Yeah.
37:54How are you finding the UK and the UK audiences?
37:57It's great.
37:58UK audiences are very polite.
38:03Oh, but you...
38:04And you've developed a weird crush over here, though, right?
38:06Yeah, I do have a British crush.
38:07Uh-huh.
38:08Oh, really?
38:09Yeah, you know how...
38:10LAUGHTER
38:12You know how, um, you guys have trains here?
38:14Yeah.
38:15Um, we're aware.
38:17There's...
38:17LAUGHTER
38:19There's that voice, you know,
38:20see it, say it, sort it.
38:23LAUGHTER
38:23LAUGHTER
38:24LAUGHTER
38:24LAUGHTER
38:27Where is she?
38:29LAUGHTER
38:29That's a new fetish on my...
38:31I've never heard of that one before.
38:33I'll tell you where she is.
38:34Yeah.
38:34We've tracked her down.
38:35Oh!
38:36Come on!
38:36And she's here tonight.
38:38LAUGHTER
38:38Would you please welcome Emma Hignett?
38:44LAUGHTER
38:54I was just making sure Tyler doesn't look like
38:57he's using that injection.
38:58LAUGHTER
39:01So, Emma, I mean...
39:04We have to get you to say it.
39:06Can you at least prove that you are...
39:07Go on.
39:08Say it, say it, sorted.
39:10LAUGHTER
39:15LAUGHTER
39:15We are so flutter.
39:20LAUGHTER
39:20I'm a Jamaican.
39:22LAUGHTER
39:22Now, Judy, you told a story this week in an interview
39:24about your first-ever concert experience.
39:26Yes, I did.
39:27I went and saw Blue.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Yeah, I loved them.
39:31I was, I think I was about 18 or 19 or so,
39:33and I went with my friend, Fran.
39:35And we got a little bit excited,
39:37and we decided, like, to really live in the moment,
39:40so we took off our bras and threw it at them.
39:43Yeah.
39:44It literally nearly stopped the concert.
39:46It licked one of them in the air.
39:48LAUGHTER
39:49Well...
39:49As you said, we got the big,
39:50and it was like the whole, like, G-cup filled his head.
39:54Yeah.
39:54LAUGHTER
39:55Well, I'll be honest, that gave us an idea for a game.
39:59LAUGHTER
40:13Welcome to Bras in Their Eyes.
40:15We've set up a boy band of mannequins of Josh and Alex and I
40:19that were left over from last week.
40:20We're calling them Blue Badge.
40:23Judy and Tyler have to throw bras at the mannequins, three each.
40:27The scoring system is this.
40:28If you hit a mannequin, you get 10 points.
40:30If you get a bra on the arm, you get 20.
40:32And if a bra on the head, you get 30 points.
40:35Emma, any tips for them?
40:37See it, throw it, sorted.
40:41Judy, you can go first.
40:43One at a time, Judy.
40:44I'm glad to say, I'm keeping this one.
40:46LAUGHTER
40:49Oh!
40:51We got it!
40:5220 points!
40:56Oh!
40:56Oh, no, nothing there, nothing there.
40:59Oh, shoot!
41:01OK, 20 points.
41:02Tyler, welcome to British television.
41:04LAUGHTER
41:05Oh!
41:07Oh!
41:07You're delicate with it.
41:08I know.
41:09It's all about touch.
41:10Oh!
41:11I've got to try Cowboy.
41:13No, baby!
41:13No, baby!
41:15Oh!
41:17Judy, love, you are the winner.
41:19Come and collect your trophy.
41:21What?
41:21Oh!
41:23By the way, he's killed.
41:28Yeah, that's mine.
41:31That's genuinely the only time my arm's caught a bra.
41:37Is that meant to be you?
41:38LAUGHTER
41:39Is that meant to be...
41:41Is that meant to be...
41:41Yeah.
41:42We'll have more last week for you after the break as Josh wraps up the last seven days
41:46and Tyler ends the show with a song and his beautiful voice.
41:48We'll see you in a little bit.
42:00APPLAUSE
42:05Welcome back to Last Leg.
42:07We're joined by Judy Love, Grayson Carey and Tyler Ballgame.
42:10Very briefly, look, we talked a lot about the Epstein files tonight
42:13and we thought...
42:14We tried to keep it sensitive and we tried to keep it appropriate,
42:16but someone has complained.
42:18Can we please use the correct British pronunciation of paedophile?
42:23Let's not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please.
42:27What?
42:28Nonce?
42:29LAUGHTER
42:31Uh, Josh has been redacting the last seven days.
42:33What have you got?
42:34Ah, would you like to see a delightful clip?
42:36It's one of our favourite genres.
42:37Yep.
42:38Failed parkour attempt.
42:39Yes, please.
42:41This one's from Donagall.
42:42I love them.
42:44Oh, no.
42:45Oh, oh, oh!
42:46Oh!
42:47Oh!
42:48Oh!
42:50Oh!
42:50Add it to the museum.
42:51Yep.
42:52Oh!
42:52And I haven't got the next one.
42:54Yeah.
42:54Judy saw a clip this week, right?
42:55I have.
42:56The greatest thing I've ever seen.
42:58Would you like to see an emotional clip from the one and only Mr. Craig David's holiday in the Maldives?
43:05Yes, please.
43:07So this fish just literally just jumped out of the sea and you're going back in here, my friend.
43:14Oh, my gosh.
43:16That's what the...
43:18That's the full moon for you.
43:20That's the full moon.
43:25Come on, come on, come on, come on.
43:27You've still got it inside of you.
43:28You've still got it.
43:35Oh, dear.
43:38All right, we are about to end the show with a song from Tyler Ballgame.
43:42But before we do, would you please thank our guests, Judy Love, Grayson Perry, and Tyler Ballgame, and my co
43:56-host Josh Whittacombe, and Alex Brooker.
44:01We'll be back next week with actor Brian Cox and comedians Flo and Joan.
44:05But right now, this is Tyler Ballgame with his new song, For the First Time Again.
44:08Emma, all yours.
44:10Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
44:11His name's Adam Hills.
44:13See you next week for The Next Leg.
44:15See it, say it, sorted.
44:22Shook the hand of unbound desire
44:33Leaned in close in love and made its boots
44:44So many lives never surrender
44:53When it's all that random we tried
45:07Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:18Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
45:29I love you, I love you, I've known you forever
45:41Your fire was and always will be
45:51I learned your name
45:54But missed its meaning
46:00Oh, and I didn't know how to feel
46:14Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:25Can't wait to meet you for the first time again
46:35Oh, I knew you once
46:38I know you now
46:41I've known you forever
46:47Can't wait to reach out for the first time
46:52Again
47:08Oh, I knew you
47:22Thank you
47:32Thank you
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