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00:00.
00:25Should we undo that top block or what?
00:27Mmm, best leave it.
00:28What if some terms will begin?
00:29If you can't get in, it'll make you more suspicious.
00:32You are kidding me.
00:34Get in the bedroom and stay quiet.
00:35Megan, are you there?
00:37You can't get in.
00:38Hang on a sec, Lee.
00:39Oh, where are you? I need a wing.
00:41Come in.
00:43What, you at bed till tomorrow?
00:45Yeah, I got an early train.
00:47What's up with the door?
00:49Yeah, sorry.
00:50Are you okay?
00:51I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:53Just a head full of rubbish.
00:55As usual.
00:56Deadlines and whatnot.
00:57Shall I stick the kettle on?
00:59You must be gasping.
01:00Yeah, go on then. I just need the lid.
01:11Do you know what?
01:12When you've finished your exams,
01:13I think we should go somewhere fabulous.
01:16Yeah, they do these astronomy holidays now,
01:17where you stay in these stargazing lodges.
01:19Hey, a mate of mine.
01:20She's just got back from the Atacama Desert in Chile.
01:23Said you've never seen darkness like it.
01:25Oh.
01:25And the Weatherfield sky's pretty good right now.
01:27We've got a, um, a crow moon.
01:31Hmm?
01:31Well, it's the last full moon of winter.
01:33You say it means a return of nature and wildlife.
01:36Hmm.
01:36Isn't life sweet?
01:37Hmm?
01:38Hmm.
01:39When can I have my phone?
01:40Oh, do you know, go and ask your dad.
01:42Ty?
01:43Hey.
01:43I'm glad I've seen you.
01:44Do you fancy coming into town later?
01:46Having a girls' one?
01:47Yeah, definitely.
01:48Who's going?
01:48Er, well, me, you.
01:49Lee's back, so she'll be game.
01:51Megan?
01:52Yep, sounds good to me.
01:53I could do with a laugh.
01:54Ah, amazing.
01:54See you later.
01:55See you later.
01:58It's not that bad, really.
02:02Food's like school dinners.
02:05I've never had so many stodgy puddings in me life.
02:09Sticky toffee, jam roly-poly and custard.
02:13Spotted dick.
02:15Going to be the size of a semi-detached house by the time I leave here.
02:20How are you?
02:23Fine.
02:23Only you're not, though, are you?
02:27Who gave you that shiner?
02:29Well, I can ask him the same question.
02:33My big fat cake all got me into a spot of bother.
02:36And I'm guessing something similar happened to you.
02:41Must be genetic.
02:42I shouldn't have come here.
02:44I'm sorry.
02:45No.
02:46Too much more under the pressure.
02:47Can't, please.
02:49Sit down.
02:50We need to talk.
02:51And it's probably best we say it sooner rather than later.
02:55You know, when I still know what's what.
03:06I am so, so sorry.
03:10It all came out when it did and how it did.
03:13And I should have told you this a lot sooner.
03:18And I promise you, Carl, I would do anything I can to make it up to you.
03:23Anything.
03:27That's good to hear.
03:32You know, my appeal's going through.
03:35Yeah.
03:35And Adam said it's looking good.
03:37I should get an early release.
03:40Well, the powers that be don't want to...
03:43Well, they don't want to keep me in here, do they?
03:46No.
03:46Keep the bucket.
03:48Had to look bad on them, wouldn't it?
03:51So, when I do get out, I hope we can spend some quality time together.
03:56Just you and me.
03:58Before I get...
04:00Well, too poorly.
04:04Missed out on a lot, haven't we?
04:06Yeah.
04:10It's just been...
04:13It's just tough trying to get my head around it all.
04:18But I'd love to spend more time with you.
04:21I really would.
04:25I just don't know if that's going to be possible.
04:32There you go.
04:33Oh, no one makes a bacon butty quite like you.
04:37Ah, a couple of rashers chucked onto some buttered bread.
04:39It's not exactly rocket science, is it?
04:41No, the food is made with love, you can tell that.
04:44Yeah, keep the change.
04:46No, that's... that's too much.
04:49I can't remember the last time a customer gave me a tip like that.
04:52Someone left me 20p in a chocolate button the other day.
04:55Right, I'll, erm...
04:57I'll stick it in the tip jar, you know, share it with everyone.
05:01Cheers, Bernie.
05:02Sure are, love.
05:03I thought my dad was born, but Brian...
05:06Oh, he's banging on and on about that stupid bug.
05:09It's just a bug.
05:10And it's... it's really old.
05:12Like, erm...
05:15Two-harm salad balms, ta.
05:16All right, sweetheart.
05:18Give me two minutes.
05:21How's it going at the cabin?
05:23Yeah, all right.
05:24Yeah?
05:25Well, they were absolutely vile to Lily the other day, weren't they?
05:27Well, he did dump a lot of newspapers at the precinct.
05:30What did you expect?
05:31Yeah, and I apologise for it, but he just wasn't listening.
05:34I was gonna make you pay for them, you know.
05:3650 quid, he said.
05:37No way.
05:38Brian and Rita were born in very different times.
05:41Children were supposed to be seen and not heard.
05:43He preferred it when they were allowed to show us at the chimneys.
05:46Yeah, well, that's the Victorian times.
05:48He's not quite that old.
05:49Maybe not, but...
05:51He's still got very dated views.
05:53Not Rita's no better either.
05:54They've been kind to me, so...
05:57Yeah.
05:57I bet they are all nice to your face, but...
06:00I wonder what they're saying behind your back.
06:08Can I have my phone, please?
06:09Yeah, all right.
06:10Give me a sec, give me a sec.
06:11Well, if you give me the combination, I'll get it myself.
06:18There.
06:18All you've done is just peck my head about it.
06:21He's ran out of battery.
06:22I'll have to go home and charge it.
06:23Okay, well, hang on, Spritty Gonzales.
06:26What?
06:26Well, er...
06:27I need a favour. We're short-staffed.
06:30Alfonso's dog's projectile vomiting, so my elves are coming in.
06:32Amy's busy and Stan, well, Stan's on holiday.
06:34Fine.
06:35Yeah, I'll help.
06:36As soon as I've charged it.
06:38Okay, so what's so urgent?
06:39Nothing.
06:40Good.
06:40We'll get an apron, then let's get going.
06:45So that's Ben Driscoll up at the...
06:47He is confident start.
06:49Stylish slacks.
06:50Gleam in his eye.
06:51An oar!
06:53Oh, we could not let dandruff off a fly's foreluxes.
06:56For the return of form for the Irish scully one.
06:58Thank you, Sid Waddell, the man, the legend.
07:04Oh, for goodness sake!
07:06Don't come crying to me when she takes your eye out.
07:09What with her teeth, Al?
07:10I don't think so.
07:11Then have some self-respect.
07:12If she chucks you a haddock, will you clap your flippers together?
07:18Lauren, I know he's a good looking lad just like his dad
07:20But if you can drag yourself away for a second
07:22A couple of pints, me and Steve are gasping
07:25You, Kitchen, and do you do the job you're paid for?
07:29You and your flirty ways
07:31This isn't the first time I've had to have words
07:34Don't worry about it, I wasn't fighting
07:37Don't insult my intelligence
07:39I have eyes in my head and a brain in my cranium
07:41Yeah, I don't hear Ollie complaining about it
07:44No, but you hear me, don't you?
07:47Loud and clear
07:49And I'm the boss, so get your backside in gear
07:54Oh, nothing you can do
07:58Totally clips to the darts
08:02You said you wanted to spend more time with me, but you can't
08:06So, what's stopping you?
08:11I probably won't be around
08:14It's time I moved back to Germany
08:16But your family's here
08:17I mean, granted we're fractured at the minute
08:23But we're still family, nonetheless
08:26No one wants me
08:28That's not true
08:29I do
08:30Ronnie wishes me dead
08:32So does Kevin
08:33Do they ache?
08:35I mean, it's going to take a bit of time to get all the things
08:40But they will do, eventually
08:43I doubt it
08:44Who do you think did this to me?
08:46What?
08:48They did?
08:49They ganned up on you?
08:54And even if they can move past everything that's happened
08:57Even then
08:59It's only half the story
09:01I've got no job
09:02No prospects
09:04No work
09:04I can't afford to live
09:05Listen
09:07When I get out into that big wide world again
09:10You're coming to live with me
09:11We've got to seize the day
09:14Make the most of the time we've got left together
09:17And I want the same, I do
09:19But I'm on the bones of me backside here
09:21Nothing's going to change here
09:25Oh
09:26Oh, I
09:27I see now
09:31We're going back to this again, aren't we?
09:35You're using me
09:36As your personal golden goose again
09:39No
09:40No, that's not what this is about
09:42I promise you
09:47Look, I'm sorry
09:49For all the damage that I've caused
09:50I really am
09:54I can't blame everything on the past
09:57As much as I want to blame it on my childhood
09:59On not feeling loved
10:01On feeling unwanted
10:02I know that I've got to take responsibility for my life
10:06That's why I want to put it all behind me
10:09I want to build a future with you
10:13But it's not going to happen
10:15Not unless I can find a way to make some money
10:21Leave it with me
10:23I don't expect you to bail me out
10:24I'll talk to Ronnie
10:26Get him to transfer some money to you
10:32Cool, you should have seen her face
10:34Guilt written all over it
10:36Oh, hello
10:37What have you been up to?
10:39Nothing
10:39I bet you and Daniel used the flat like a white little love nest, didn't you?
10:43Fuming that came back early
10:44Oh, okay
10:45Landlady from hell
10:46No men
10:47No late nights
10:49No funny business
10:50You know, I was half expecting to find Daniel behind the sofa in his undies
10:53Get your mind out of the gutter, lady
10:55I'm as pure as a driven snow
10:56In your dreams
10:57I see you, missus
10:59I bet you were right
11:00Go on
11:02Right, well on that bombshell
11:04More drinks
11:05Can we get a round of tomatoes, please?
11:11One virgin, now I'll call
11:20Tell you what, I am loving your two stepmoms and your auntie
11:24Getting on like a house on fire
11:26Put it this way
11:28If you started making trouble
11:31Chucking accusations around, I know they'd believe
11:34Hey, you should get used to cleaning tables
11:38Especially the way things are going at school
11:43Look, I'll be honest with you, Sam
11:46You might believe you're clever
11:48But you're nowhere near as smart as you think you are
11:52You're nothing but a big fish
11:54In a grubby little pond
11:57As soon as you get out in the real world
11:58You'll realise you're nothing special
12:00Far from it
12:17Oh, cocktails
12:18Someone's pushed the boat out
12:19Of course they have
12:20Got to look after my girls
12:21And there you go
12:22Got some complimentary nibbles
12:24Aw, cheers, Nick
12:25Oh, I am addicted to these olives
12:27Stuffed with pimento
12:29Oh, pimento, my eye
12:31You'd never believe she was dragged up on quavers and pop-tarts, would you?
12:34Stop telling everyone my secret ship
12:36He can't keep anything quiet round here
12:39Oh, sorry, he's not quite feeling himself
12:42Oh, no
12:44Well, do you think we should sit him down and have a chat?
12:46Well, I mean, he's a teenage boy
12:48So you've basically always had this coming
12:50True
12:51I mean, you, she, was a total nightmare
12:53Mm?
12:53Er, so were you
12:55I bet I was worse than the both of you put together
12:57Er, no
12:59Well, if I were you, I'd just give him a bit of space
13:02Let him get on with it
13:04Aw
13:06It's no secret that, er, hopes and troubles in her past
13:11But it's lovely to see him now, you know
13:14Working up to being a lovely young lady
13:17Listen to this
13:18My hour for tea is 5.30
13:22And my buttered toast waits for nobody
13:25Oh, Wilkie Collins at his best as I live and breathe
13:28Oh, tea and toast
13:30Hey, I could have said that
13:32Yeah, but you didn't
13:33No
13:35It can't have helped hope having a raging psychopath for a father
13:39Well, er, I think we have to draw a veil over there, don't you?
13:43They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
13:46And I honestly think
13:47Are you talking about me?
13:48I was about to sing your praises
13:50Yeah, right, pair of old gas bags
13:52Hey, we'll have less of them
13:53Oh, thank you not to take that tone
13:55Show some respect for your elders and betters
13:58Yes, we didn't mean any harm
13:59Well, now I know how Courtney feels when Kim and Chloe gaslight her
14:02Er, I need a translator
14:05Kardashians?
14:06Gossip magazines are full of them
14:08Pfft, gossip magazines indeed
14:10I, for one, have far loftier ideals
14:13Read a book
14:16Boost your brain power
14:17So now you're saying I'm thick
14:19That's it, I'm out of here
14:37I, er, I wasn't expecting to see you
14:40We don't have a session book, do we?
14:42No
14:42No
14:43Oh, thank goodness for that for a minute there
14:45I thought I'd forgot
14:47Can we, er, can we talk?
14:50Are you okay?
14:52You seem a bit upset
14:55Yeah, I just
14:57I love you
15:00Oh, well
15:01Look, I know, I'm sorry
15:03I don't want things to be awkward
15:04But I've just felt like this way for, for ages
15:09I know you think it's love
15:11But it's just a crush
15:13I know it feels painful
15:14We've all been there
15:16But
15:16You already know nothing can happen between us
15:20I just, I just can't stop thinking about you
15:25Look, I'm your coach
15:27I'm your teacher
15:28That's all I ever will be
15:30And you're just gonna have to learn to accept that
15:33Come on
15:35Come on
15:35There we go
15:37Hi
15:38Hi
15:38Hi
15:42Hi
15:43What are you looking at?
15:44You've got a face like a smack backside
15:56You must be shattered
15:57Want to make you a cuppa?
15:59No, you should get off
16:00A bit of traffic
16:02Roy and Nina have gone out
16:04I'm sure they wouldn't mind if we went upstairs
16:06Had a bit of a breather
16:07Well, I just want to get home, you know
16:10Dev's waiting for me
16:11Would it hurt you to spend a bit of time with me?
16:20Evening all
16:21Mind if I give Roy a shout?
16:22He's out
16:23Er, oh
16:24Well, er, never mind
16:26I'll, er
16:27I'll catch him tomorrow
16:28No, wait
16:28I can give him a message
16:31It's no trouble
16:33Er, well, in that case
16:34Er, well, tell him
16:36I'm free every night next week
16:37Does he fancy heading over to Martin Muir?
16:40Er, I thought we might be able to see a, er, er, er, um, a starly murmuration
16:44Oh, you know, I'd love to see one of those
16:46Yeah, I always think it's like, erm, like synchronised swimming, but, erm, in the sky
16:50Without the flowery caps, obviously
16:54I had no idea
16:55Were you into that sort of thing?
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
16:57I'm banging to it, Brian
16:59So, er, why don't you sit down and you can tell me all about it
17:03Yeah, I love Mother Nature
17:05In all her glory
17:09Night, then
17:12I'll be back tomorrow
17:14See you then
17:18Yeah, I'm holding my head
17:27You lost something?
17:31I've seen that pathetic footage
17:33You and Will
17:35It's obvious it was staged
17:36You found a camera, didn't you?
17:39Oh, so you're actually admitting to it
17:42Filming in this flat
17:43In secret
17:45Spying on me and your stepmum
17:47I always knew you were weird, but this is
17:50It's not like that and you know it
17:52There's a word for perverts like you
17:55You're the pervert
17:57Voya
18:00Sneaky
18:02Sleazy
18:03Little peeping Tom
18:05Stuff like this always comes out one way or another
18:08Imagine this, doing the rounds at Worthy High
18:11You wouldn't have a friend in the world
18:14Oh, and as for the police
18:16They'd come down on you like a ton of bricks
18:18On the sex offenders list at 14
18:21No way
18:23That's not me
18:25It's so sad
18:27All that potential down the drain
18:30Life over before it's even started
18:34Look at his little face
18:39If you're even thinking about retaliating
18:43Don't bother
18:44My advice to you
18:46Keep your nose out of other people's business
18:50Because if you don't
18:53I will ruin you
18:56They also did the mac and cheese inside
18:59And the pipe
19:01Ollie's heading into town now
19:03So some wild oats
19:07Look, I know you're a flirty-girty
19:09But you don't really fancy him, do you?
19:13Might do
19:14Trust me, I've had words
19:16And fair play to you
19:18But all I'm saying is
19:20You'll have to join a queue
19:22He's a real little player, that one
19:24The women are like flies on sugar
19:28You know, I kind of like a bit of competition, me
19:30Plus
19:32It'd be worth it in the air, wouldn't it?
19:35He's dead for it
19:36He is that
19:38It's genetics, you see
19:40Good genes
19:41But why shouldn't he put it about a bit?
19:44He's footloose and fancy-free
19:46No ties
19:48No responsibilities
19:49Dragging him down
19:52He's a free spirit
19:53Just like me
19:55He goes wherever the wind takes him
20:00Have you no home to go to?
20:01I am home
20:02Not you
20:03Him
20:05It's my day off
20:06So I'm just like, you know
20:07Kicking back, chilling
20:09Maxine
20:09Might have another one, actually
20:11If it's not too much trouble
20:17It's nice, this, isn't it?
20:19Hanging out with your new bestie
20:21Don't let Hickle Timmy hear you say that
20:23He'll have your guts for Gartas
20:25All right, beat me up behind the bike shares
20:26Will he?
20:27Will he give you a nasty wedgie?
20:30No, he's not well, you know
20:32Bit of a psycho?
20:33Does he want to slap me around
20:35And roll me into a ditch on the red rack?
20:38No, he's got a cold
20:39Oh
20:40So that's why he can't make the match tomorrow
20:42So, do you want the ticket?
20:46Does this mean we're at once, Daddy?
20:47Stop it, it's getting weird
20:48Oh, come on, let's go exclusive
21:18Hey!
21:18What are you doing out here?
21:22It's freezing
21:23Come on, let's get home
21:25And wipe the heating up, yeah?
21:27Sam?
21:32Hey, look
21:34Whatever's bothering you
21:35I'm here to help
21:36You're clueless
21:38You can't help me, Dad
21:41No one can
22:10What are you doing out here?
22:12You can't help me once
22:18I'll see you next time.
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