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00:00Bow down, bow down
00:05Previously, on Shorten Street
00:07I hooked up with Nas last night
00:08I don't know if it was the right thing to do
00:09He's got a pregnant wife
00:11Are you around tonight?
00:12I've got to be here early tomorrow
00:14No, of course
00:15And you've got a bird
00:16Why is your hand like that, Cawdor?
00:18Oh, just trying to make it fly
00:19Yeah, yeah
00:39Where'd you go?
00:40Where are we at?
00:42Waterfall dive, gone wrong
00:43Leah jumped from approximately 10 metres
00:45Decreased sensation in lateral lower limbs
00:47Suspected broken ribs
00:48Okay, pre-pronario, sorry
00:50Okay
00:50Not you
00:51Can you draw up some propofol too, please?
00:53I can help
00:54Why are you still here?
00:55She needs to be looked at by a surgeon
00:57I'll text Marianne
00:58No
00:59You can't avoid her forever
01:00What?
01:00I'm calling surgical now
01:01Hey, puppy, Michael needs some pain relief for that ankle
01:04Hi, it's Sage
01:05We need a consult urgently for a spinal injury
01:07They're setting someone down
01:08Mm-hmm
01:12Saddle
01:12He's being weird
01:14So are you
01:15You're going to need an x-ray
01:16Okay
01:17Um, what's happening with Claire?
01:19We will find out and let you know
01:21Thanks
01:23Any chance we can get a citizen's arrest on Emmett
01:25For being such a goddamn grump?
01:27And what about you?
01:28Would you have stood in dreamboat?
01:30Keep you up late last night or something?
01:31No
01:31Well, maybe if you stopped accepting Emmett's sex life
01:34You could have your own
01:35Mm
01:35Well, definitely hiding something
01:37Stop this
01:38We went through his phone
01:39And all we found were pictures of your mother
01:40Still trying to scrub that from my memory
01:42Thanks
01:44He's not cheating and I'll prove it
01:45Look, I can trust you to be objective
01:47I'll have you know
01:48I take my detective duties very, very seriously
01:53Relax
01:53And the rookies are weeks away from being unleashed on theatre
01:58More like mum
02:00Morina me
02:01Kia ora Dr. McStankie
02:02It's Grayson
02:03Whoa
02:04First name's already
02:05Mean
02:06What are you doing?
02:08Oh, well, I figured you probably didn't want me touching anybody without you eyeballing me
02:12But I didn't want you to think I was koretake
02:13So
02:14Good initiative
02:14But this area needs to be kept clear
02:17Yeah
02:17Good
02:18Let me just
02:19Oh, God
02:22Have you been in the drug room?
02:23Mrs. Patel has a migraine
02:25So I told her I'd get her something for her nausea
02:27Who said you could speak to patients?
02:29Or promise them meds?
02:30It's just antiemetics
02:31Not the point
02:34I got it
02:35Can you help her out?
02:37Please
02:37Sure
02:38Just don't keep Mrs. Patel waiting too long
02:43Where is Ash?
02:44Probably trying to answer to cathodin
02:46Some poor chum
02:46If there's anything that needs to it
02:48Phil, I'm pushing the tumour resection back
02:50And putting you on my vascular bypass
02:51Why?
02:52I'm keeping myself free for Holly's caesarean
02:53The one she hasn't consented to
02:55You happy to take the bypass?
02:57Thrilled
02:57Good
02:58Hey
02:59When did you want me to bring Dolly back, by the way?
03:01Sorry, I've just been so busy since I got back
03:03I could hang on to her a bit longer
03:05If you want
03:06I don't mind
03:06She's kind of growing on me
03:08Thank you
03:10Has anyone seen a lady in labour?
03:12Holly Wadams?
03:13Yes
03:14That's the one
03:16She's going on about how much she hates you
03:17Why were you in her ward?
03:19I wasn't
03:19She'd gone wandering
03:20And I said I'd get someone to come in and check on her
03:22You know, see how far she's
03:24Dilated
03:25Anyway, she gapped it
03:26Now I can't
03:29Can't find her anywhere
03:30What?
03:31You were outrun by a pregnant woman in the thick of childbirth
03:34No
03:36Crack up
03:37I have to find her
03:40I don't understand
03:41Okay, in and out again
03:44Good
03:45You're just a little bit congested
03:47Selena, can we do herself a beautiful space and get a peak flow pre and post, please?
03:50Sure thing
03:51How can I help if I don't know what's going on?
03:53Makarimasen, Mona-san
03:54I thought Rachel had looped you in
03:56Is that what she told you?
03:58Arigatou, Selena-chan
04:00So you're learning Japanese?
04:01And loving it
04:02What is this the thing?
04:04Well, I'm still keeping up with te reo
04:06And actually, the vowel sounds are very, very similar
04:09You okay, Marty?
04:10You know, all these new things
04:11Lessons, the mugs
04:13The shoes
04:15What kind of man have hobbies?
04:17Is that what you're calling them?
04:19They're not distractions
04:21Does this have anything to do with the fight you had with Nuzza?
04:24Rachel, great timing
04:25Chris would love a word with you
04:26Is there a problem?
04:28Well, a misunderstanding, I hope
04:29The HODs no longer have to consult with me
04:32That's right
04:33But I'm medical director
04:34So you keep saying
04:36You're on leave
04:37The hospital still needs to run when you're absent
04:39Well, now I'm back
04:40Well, it seems to be working out quite well
04:42Right, Marty?
04:43Hi
04:45Is that all?
04:47For now?
04:51You okay?
04:52Yeah, it makes sense
04:53You say so?
04:57Hey, have you been triaged yet?
04:59I need to sit
04:59Let me help you
05:00Oh, no, no, please don't sit down
05:02Marty, what the hell?
05:04She is Nuzza's patient
05:05Don't tell him I'm here
05:06No, you need to go back upstairs
05:08Over my dead body
05:09No, Holly, please
05:10I need you
05:11Ah
05:12Recline me
05:16You're kind of a hero
05:17I mean, all I did was save Phil
05:19When she got stabbed in that lift by that crazy lady
05:21You know, I really surprised myself
05:23With how calm I stayed under pressure
05:25Drew was a mess
05:26I bet
05:27Yeah, and it just got even more intense from there
05:29You know, managing the entire viral outbreak on my own
05:33Hey, Libby, my swipe card is
05:35It's on the frets
05:36Again
05:38Why do you keep doing it so wrong?
05:45You and Libby together now?
05:47Oh, you know, it's early days
05:49But yeah, you know, she's cool
05:50And she's really funny too
05:52Dawn's funny
05:55Okay
05:55Sure
05:56What's with you, man?
05:58Nothing
05:58You wanted me to get back together with her
06:00Before you went to Samoa
06:02I don't get why you're acting all weird and jealous
06:03I'm not jealous
06:04You sound jealous
06:05I'm not
06:06Bro, come on
06:07Yeah
06:09What?
06:09So I am still your bro?
06:14Ah, crap, I gotta get this
06:16Okay
06:17So, we are
06:18We're all good?
06:20Maybe
06:21My man
06:24Right
06:25Next up
06:26We have
06:27Mr. Briggs
06:28Postal replacement, yeah?
06:30Yeah
06:30So all he needs is routine
06:32Obsidian monitoring every hour?
06:34Riveting
06:35Have you read all the patient notes?
06:37Why?
06:37That not allowed to
06:38Careful now
06:39She'll make all of us look bad
06:41What a nail oral exams, eh?
06:43Mighty Janney scissors
06:44Because my brain's too fast
06:45From my mouth
06:45And everything comes out
06:46Oh, pow, pow, pow
06:48Cute
06:49Okay, well this time
06:50I think I might get one of you to take obs
06:53You okay?
06:54Oh, I had to push that bypass
06:56That nose
06:56Sprung on me onto a locum
06:57My guy's imaging came back
06:59He's got a trimmer the size of a grapefruit
07:00Oh
07:00Poor dude
07:01Yeah
07:03Anyway, every decent scrub nurse
07:04Is already in theatre
07:05We're free
07:09Take Mr. Briggs' obs
07:10Record them
07:11And then wait
07:11For me to get back
07:13Okay?
07:14I'm trusting you
07:16We'll find someone
07:22You're such a tryhard
07:23Oh, whatever
07:24Mr. Briggs
07:25Ignore Cody
07:26He's all whorehouse
07:27Since their sage guy blew him off
07:29He did more than that
07:30Anyway, it takes more than a one night stand
07:32To get me hooked
07:33Yeah, same
07:34Mr. Briggs, hello
07:35You okay?
07:37I think he's crashing
07:38For real?
07:39I can't find his heart rate
07:40Someone else checked
07:40What are you doing?
07:41Grabbing the deep food
07:42We can't just let him die
07:43Okay, I'll start compressions
07:45Cindy, hook him up to the monitor
07:46Should we get me?
07:47No time!
07:48We can save him
07:48Some help here, please
07:49I'm there
07:50I've got it
07:52One, two, three
07:54Get off that ankle
07:55Fine, but I'm staying here
07:57No way am I leaving you
07:59One, two, three
08:02You need to get her to CT
08:03And give her four of undansetron
08:04I'm about to
08:05Good
08:07Claire, I'm going to take you up to radiology now
08:10So nice of you to swoop into her rescue
08:12Too bad someone can let you have your moment
08:15What moment?
08:16He could be like Marianne in the eye
08:18Wonder why that is
08:18Maybe he finds her beauty too distracting, you know
08:21Distance is healthy
08:22There's a fine line between distance and the silent treatment
08:25Okay, that'll do
08:26Thanks very much
08:27Give it a rest
08:28Look, I know you'd never do anything to hurt Marianne
08:31Because she makes you so happy
08:31And it took so long for you two to finally get together
08:34Yeah, because that is absolutely the face of a happy man
08:37Okay, look
08:37I'm not happy
08:38Fair enough
08:39You two stop lollygagging
08:40Please, do some damn work
08:42You are being quite distracting
08:44You should look in the mirror
08:46Oh, great
08:46Look, now you've poked the bear so much
08:48The bear's angry with me
08:50Not like you haven't pissed him off like that before
08:51Okay, I don't want to be sucked into any more of your conspiracies
08:54What happened to Captain Detective?
08:56Or whatever you wanted me to call you
08:57Oh, get off
08:58Okay
08:59Look
08:59He might be going through something
09:01But honestly
09:02I'm more likely to have a secret girlfriend than him
09:08Come on
09:09Hold up
09:10There's a rhythm
09:11It could be fun for you
09:12Clear
09:13Get those pants off him
09:15Take me
09:19Are you all right?
09:24No birth plan
09:25But your labour's gone on long enough
09:26This is why I told you to keep him away from me
09:29All he is doing is stressing us out
09:31All right
09:32Do you mind?
09:33I'd like some privacy with my patient
09:34I wouldn't
09:35Look, she's comfortable here
09:37The baby's not in any distress, okay?
09:38It's hardly an emergency
09:39You're not familiar with Holly's medical history
09:41And you are ignoring everything she's saying
09:43And forcing her to be happy doing things your way
09:45I'm trying to reason with her
09:46You bulldozed her into hiding from you
09:48And you're involving yourself in yet another situation
09:51You don't belong in
09:53Oh, no
09:53It's okay, it's okay
09:56She's coming
09:56No
09:57Hey, Holly, I'm just gonna take a look
09:59No, no, not here
10:01Someone get a stretcher
10:02Hey, too late
10:03I can feel the head
10:07Mr. Briggs was in a very deep sleep
10:09Did any of you even think to read his drug chart?
10:14He screwed bradycardia
10:15He was on to Mazepam and Zopoclone
10:17No wonder we thought he was dead
10:19I don't think I'm all good, do you?
10:22Not making excuses, but
10:23Oh, here we go
10:24He didn't have a pulse, we checked
10:27Right, guys?
10:28I didn't check
10:30Since?
10:31Huh?
10:32Okay, get her checked out
10:35It's just me
10:44What is wrong with him?
10:46I can't believe they actually
10:47Are you tricking into her?
10:48Do you know what?
10:48I'm never gonna be able to let them out of my sight
10:51Ah, yeah, so
10:54Dawn's still gotta pack everything up in Oz
10:56Get Linda and Barry ready for the move back
10:58A little bit Jack stoked about that
11:00Yeah, it will be
11:01Eventually
11:02Really?
11:04She abandoned them all for months
11:06Can you just stop bagging on Dawn?
11:07You don't have all the facts
11:08Yeah, you're right, my bad
11:09Sorry
11:10Hey, you two
11:11Anything else you're sorry for?
11:13What?
11:14Come on
11:15All he wants is an apology, Billy
11:18I mean, yeah, I guess I'm sorry I let something so stupid get between us
11:21I mean, I really don't want to keep dragging it up
11:24Feels a bit disrespectful now you're getting married, don't you think?
11:26Yeah, no, it's cool
11:27Wait, hang on
11:28You still think this is about you and me?
11:30Well, what else could it be?
11:32Oh my god, you're such a ding dong
11:34Dawn, it's fine
11:36Logan almost died, Billy
11:37You should have been there for him
11:39You should have flown back
11:40No, I...
11:41I called
11:42Oh, so you left him a lame-ass voice memo
11:44Whip-de-flipping-doo
11:45Like, do you even care?
11:46Okay, just shut up already, alright?
11:49Everything was fine before you came back, Dawn
11:50But this is what you do
11:51Right, you mess with Logan's head so you can feel good about yourself
11:54But you're going to get bored
11:55And you're going to screw someone else
11:56And then you're going to cry about it until Logan forgives you
11:59You're going to ruin him
12:00Like you've done every other guy you've run through
12:02And there's been a lot of them
12:07What?
12:08Lokes
12:09Who are you, man?
12:16C7, complete spinal injury
12:19Look, I was hoping it wouldn't be that
12:21You still have to let them know
12:22Would you like to be in there?
12:23No, no, you got it handled
12:24Of course I do
12:25That's not why I was asking
12:32Right
12:34What have you two done?
12:35Better not be a dead body in my ED
12:37We know your secret
12:38Don't say we
12:42I don't know what you're talking about
12:43I don't have any secrets
12:45Bullshit
12:46You really think it's fair to keep stringing her along
12:49When you've clearly got this whole other thing going on?
12:52If you don't tell Marianne right now
12:53I will
12:55There's nothing to tell
12:56You're having an affair
13:15I told you it wasn't cheating
13:18Okay, Holly, you're doing great
13:20Give me another push
13:21I want drugs
13:23There's no point in giving an epidural now
13:26She's almost here
13:26Shut up, Satan
13:27Breathe
13:28Push
13:30Take me up
13:32Surgery?
13:33The head's nearly up, babe
13:34I just want it to be over
13:36Yeah, me too
13:37No one's forcing you to be here
13:38I don't want a nint
13:40Oi, don't start
13:41Sorry, copy
13:43Pull your useless heads in and get me a delivery kit
13:45Or I'm picking you both out
13:46Alright
13:48Okay, that's it, Holly
13:50Breathe
13:54I don't even understand how this could have happened
13:57They shouldn't have been on their own
13:58Well, Maeve's not a babysitter
14:00She's still in
14:01And supervising junior nurses is in her contract
14:03I know that
14:04Okay, on that
14:04Why was she handed three junior nurse graduates with no experience
14:07And absolutely no warning?
14:09Maeve was informed
14:10I wasn't actually aware they were grateful
14:11Well, you didn't tell me
14:12And I'm the medical director
14:13You never get tired of rolling that one out, do you?
14:16If I'm not needed
14:17I might go and check on the girl who just got electrocuted
14:19And make sure she doesn't quit
14:22Sounds good
14:22Let me know how that goes
14:27Don't undermine me in front of my staff
14:28Oh, but it's okay for you to do it to me
14:30I knew it
14:31This is about the HODs no longer having to report to you
14:34You can't have ultimate control over everything, Chris
14:37Neither can you
14:38I'm the CEO
14:39Yeah, for how long?
14:43I can't go to sleep or I'll die, right?
14:46It's not the same as having a concussion
14:47You'd think after five years of medical school
14:51And three more of nursing
14:52I'd be able to tell the difference between dead and asleep
14:54What if I did die?
14:56And this is the afterlife
14:58This place does have hell loop energy
15:00Crap like this can't happen again
15:02Relax
15:02No one got hurt
15:04I got hurt
15:05Yeah, the rate we're going may even let us breathe
15:08Near another patient
15:09You're getting all rocked up on you, mate
15:10Hey, shut up
15:12We gotta have each other's backs
15:14No matter what
15:16Okay
15:17Deal
15:18And we don't screw the crew
15:19Eh?
15:20So we don't mess up the group
15:21Fair call
15:23We're all hot
15:24I'd jump both of you
15:25Given the right conditions
15:26Thank you
15:27You're welcome
15:29Folks
15:30Um
15:31How's it going?
15:32What do you think, mate?
15:33You don't get to speak to people like that
15:35Especially girls
15:36You're lucky I don't call your mum
15:37She was going at me
15:38And that makes it okay?
15:40What the hell's gotten into you, mate?
15:42You
15:43What?
15:46Push
15:47I can't
15:48I'm tired
15:49I can't
15:49Breathe in deep
15:50With me
15:51In
15:51And out
15:53In
15:55And out
15:57You can do this
15:58Just one more push, okay?
16:08Well done, Holly
16:09She's out
16:10Cheers
16:10Yeah
16:14She's perfect
16:25Hey
16:27Hey
16:32It's a little more
16:42Don't worry
16:43You'll have the room back shortly
16:44Oh yeah
16:45That's not what I'm worried about
16:46I'll be taking her up to theatre soon
16:48Just to stabilise the fracture
16:49And ensure the spinal cord isn't damaged any further
16:51Do you think I'm having an affair?
16:54I don't know, are you?
16:55Well, your daughter seems to think I am
16:57Interesting
16:58She's my junior
16:59She's my junior
16:59So, you know, can you not discuss our relationship with her?
17:01Well, I discuss it with you
17:02But that's not happening, is it?
17:06You're just not attracted to me anymore
17:08Oh, don't be crazy
17:10Oh, okay
17:12So now I'm too crazy for you
17:14Too loud
17:15Too bold
17:16Too much
17:16No, no, Marianne
17:18That's not
17:20This has to be something
17:22I'm
17:27I'm scared
17:29Of what?
17:31Really?
17:31You think you are not going anywhere?
17:32No, that's
17:33That's not what I'm
17:35Sorry, theatre's free
17:36I have to get back in there
17:39Married for less than a month
17:41And now he's trapped
17:42Forced to be her carer for the rest of his life
17:46It's so sad
17:48Not what either of them signed up for, I imagine
17:51I don't know
17:54Still
17:56That's all a few years away for us, I hope
18:08So, any more unhinged theories about old me?
18:11You don't have to rub it in
18:12And it still doesn't explain the weirdo behaviour
18:14I think I've figured out the weirdo behaviour
18:18Hendrix's trial is coming up
18:20Yeah, and what does that have to do with Emmett?
18:23He's not Hendrix
18:25Duh
18:25Okay, you trusted one bad guy
18:28Doesn't mean every single man that you know has a big, dark secret, okay?
18:31We know Emmett, that's not him
18:32So what are you saying?
18:34Not all men?
18:35No, I would never say that
18:36I'm just saying not every single guy is a sinister, sneaky creep, you know?
18:42There are some very good ones out there
18:47Heard about your big day?
18:49That's one word for it
18:50Delivering a baby around a bunch of phlegmy coughs and verrucas
18:53I'd say pretty high-risk stuff
18:55Yes, a lot could have gone wrong
18:56Thankfully it didn't
18:57Actually, I'm on my way to check on them now
18:59Oh, okay
19:00Do you, uh, wanna
19:03Uh, maybe hang out later?
19:06Is that something you would want?
19:09Well, I am asking
19:12Yes, uh, right
19:13Alright, yeah, I'll, I'll text you
19:19Hey, let me show you drinks tonight
19:21I mean, it's the least I can do after, you know
19:23Shocking you with the defib, dude
19:25Oh, oh, I'll meet you guys then
19:27You sure?
19:28Yeah, I'd better get stuff in my locker
19:34You've got your work cut out for you with the Australian?
19:36With all of them
19:39Oh, great
19:40Good luck
19:45Hey
19:46Oh, I know today was rough
19:50You weren't real clear from A.D., didn't you?
19:53I thought he liked me
19:55Who?
19:56Ash
19:58I thought, I thought that, you know, we had something real
20:02But he thinks that if we're banging, you're gonna fire us
20:06No, no, I truly don't care
20:10He couldn't be, dude
20:13Oh, yeah
20:14And I'm the one who feeds her and takes her on walks
20:16And all May does is smooch her stinky little dog mouth
20:20And you talk to her
20:21And that's kind of a little doggy voice
20:22And she's like
20:23Hey, um, how about before?
20:27We're moving to Sydney
20:29What?
20:30Uh, since when?
20:31We've just entered our resignations, so
20:34Yeah, should have always been the plan
20:36It doesn't make sense to take Lulu away from Jack
20:38Well, I mean, Sydney has a lot of money
20:40And has a great lifestyle
20:41You've talked him into this
20:43No, I didn't, actually
20:44It was Logan convincing me
20:47No
20:48This is why I don't want to be around you, Villy
20:52Look, it's not just you, okay
20:54It's what happened at Christmas and my dad
20:58Whatever
20:59Sydney's cool
21:00Hope it goes well for you
21:01What?
21:02Mate
21:02Come on, Libby, let's go
21:03Oh, okay, bye, guys, bye
21:09Are you sure about this?
21:11Yeah
21:12Yeah, let's do it
21:19Plenty of complaints about the baby born in the ark
21:22One woman's triumph
21:23There's another woman's admin-induced headache
21:25Are you looking for Nuzzo?
21:28Oh, actually, it's you I'm after
21:29Oh, for a lecture or an apology?
21:32Something in between
21:33A combo only you could do
21:36I'm still finding my feet in this job
21:39And being back here isn't exactly easy
21:42Well, it's no picnic for me either
21:43But you hired it so well
21:47Why did you come back?
21:49You knew it would be like this
21:51You must have
21:52Yeah, I did
21:53So?
21:54Well, I've always liked a challenge
21:56No, you like a fight
21:57So what's wrong with that?
22:02Have a good night, Chris
22:03You too
22:06I'm calling her Serena
22:09After you
22:10Eh?
22:12My hero
22:13No offence, Nuzzo
22:15No
22:16Well, I am honoured
22:20Hello, Serena
22:21Hi, baby
22:24I know
22:25I know
22:27Hi, darling
22:30Now's the time to walk away
22:31If you don't want to get through with this
22:33So you can replace me with someone who does?
22:35Warner's time is over
22:37You know he's bad for this hospital
22:38I might argue that this hospital
22:40Is just as bad for him
22:43So I can still count on you
22:44To get rid of Chris?
22:47That's why I'm here
22:48You know he's bad for this hospital
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