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00:00Music
00:30Er, depends.
00:33What's it for?
00:34What's it...? Not everything's an exam, you know.
00:38You'd make sure you'd take some time off, won't you, over this hard term?
00:41Are you and Miss Walsh going away?
00:43No. Why?
00:45Well, Leanne's away. I thought I'd revise that the flat fit's empty.
00:48Ooh. Mm. Sorry.
00:52Strawberry.
00:53Jam.
00:55£20 for four hours isn't even, like, minimum wage.
00:58Er, pocket money is not pay.
01:01And anyway, you're only poncing round Precinct with your little pals.
01:04It's not a job, Sherry. Why don't you?
01:06She's gonna grow up to be a lawyer, this one.
01:07No, she's not. She's gonna grow up to be exactly the same pen and the bum that she is now,
01:11only taller.
01:12I'll stick a tenner on your card and that's your lot.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Have fun.
01:20Mate, your job is to set the fire. I'll worry about getting the punters out.
01:24Do you want a flaming risk assessment?
01:26I gotta go.
01:27Hey, I just talked to Debbie and if you want to kick off about getting fired, do it to me.
01:32Give me my job back and I'll leave her alone.
01:35No chance.
01:36Then I'll take a lump sum, years full pay, plus a nought on the end for emotional damage.
01:44Debbie knows I'm entitled to compo and she knows it.
01:47You're entitled to nothing and that's exactly what you're getting.
01:54Yes, Will, I've got the flat to myself for a few nights. Why ask?
01:59Oh, one sec.
02:00That was quick.
02:04Well, I'm not the one who has to ask for permission to stay out all night. We'll talk later.
02:11I only texted you ten minutes ago.
02:15What's on?
02:16Oh, still warm.
02:18Mmm.
02:21And strawberry jam.
02:23What did I do to deserve this?
02:26If the world worked based on who deserved what, it'd be a very different place.
02:30That good move didn't last very long.
02:33Sorry. She didn't sleep very well last night, that's all.
02:36Bertie.
02:38Will.
02:39Actually, more he-man Ben.
02:42Well, you did get his son arrested.
02:45I still think it was Will that attacked me.
02:47He has an alibi.
02:48No, come on. You saw the way that he was at the Christmas dinner, kicking off at everything that I
02:52said.
02:52He still has an alibi.
02:53Oh, his grandma. How convenient.
02:57What will you gain from winding yourself up? Just let it go. Research.
03:04When did you get so wise?
03:07When croissants aren't right.
03:13I, erm, I could build on that.
03:16If you fancy a takeaway tonight, Bertie can go for a sleepover at...
03:20Er, I can't.
03:22A bottle of wine?
03:24Come on, her hands away, isn't she?
03:26I've just, I've got a load of lesson planning to do. I'm sorry.
03:30I'll put the kettle on.
03:34Alright, one, two, one.
03:36Let's go.
03:38I know her from somewhere.
03:41Hi, Abby!
03:45I never had a bed turned down last night.
03:48I was hoping for a little choccy on me pillow.
03:52Is that tea, Abby?
03:55You told us to call you Lou.
03:56I am Lou.
03:58Why, what did I say?
03:59Of course she's Lou.
04:01Can I get anyone anything?
04:09Er, what the hell?
04:11Good question.
04:12I've never been able to pronounce this.
04:14Is it Roe Boys?
04:16You know, it takes doubt for people to mistrust you in here.
04:18I don't need them thinking I've got aliases.
04:20Hey.
04:21Call him it Abby.
04:22Twice.
04:22Did I?
04:25Were it Maria?
04:26Or Gary?
04:27Someone asked you to undermine me in here.
04:29No.
04:30Well, it's either a wind-up or you're going do lally tap.
04:34Oh, it's erm, it's the latter.
04:38Latter?
04:38What's that when it's up and dressed?
04:39I'm going do lally tap.
04:41Well, to be honest, I've always been slightly do lally tap.
04:44But to give it its official title, I've got early onset dementia.
04:52Dementia?
04:53Yeah.
04:55So, you'll have to forgive me if I have the odd lapse, Abby.
05:01That was a joke that time.
05:04Not funny.
05:05No.
05:06Well, none of it's funny really, is it?
05:12How would a purple one be different to a pink one?
05:17Vibrations, subtle energies.
05:19Apparently.
05:21Right.
05:22The world is a better place when people keep open minds, take risks.
05:28Yes.
05:29That one.
05:31If you think good things, good things will happen.
05:33If you think bad things...
05:35Cheese and onion.
05:36Oh, I said cheese and tomato, I'm not an onion fan.
05:39No, didn't I?
05:41You caused that.
05:42Right, you should write the orders down, do your job.
05:46And I hope this long tea break's not on rise time.
05:48I'm going on my break.
05:50Don't worry, this is nine o'clock.
05:54I'll buy that.
05:54Get my cheese and tomato.
05:56That's very civil of you.
05:57You're good at these.
05:58Which one would help Jodie keep calm?
06:02She's fine.
06:04Yeah.
06:04So, er, can I go work at her mates tonight?
06:07Which mate?
06:08Ben!
06:09Well, it's mates.
06:10Mate.
06:11Maybe.
06:12One.
06:13Not a whole one though.
06:15Ethan, Emma and I have got a science project coming up.
06:18Tell you what.
06:19We should do half-term discount for teachers.
06:21Poor beggars are desperate to go on a bender.
06:23Yeah, well, just as long as some teachers are excluded.
06:26Oh, babe.
06:26Build a bridge, will you?
06:28Daniel might be marking some of Will's exams one day.
06:30You'll do a damn sight better if you get on with your teachers, don't you, Will?
06:33Of course.
06:34You know, that's why I'm really trying to nail this science project.
06:37So, Ethan's saying I can come round tonight, we can start late and we can finish early.
06:40And that's friendship.
06:43More like torture.
06:44Yeah, well, shut up, Susie.
06:46Oh, darling, I'm with Susie on this.
06:48I mean, it's a Tuesday.
06:49What happens to Sunday night panic?
06:51I'm going to watch teachers get drunk.
06:54So, can I, Dad?
06:56You know, go up tonight?
06:57No, let things lay down first, yeah?
07:00Well, they have.
07:01His nan said he was with her, so what can people do?
07:03I said no.
07:05His nan said he was with her.
07:06Would you stop saying that like you don't believe it?
07:09Will didn't do this.
07:11He didn't do it.
07:13That's all that matters.
07:18I thought you were off gallivanting with your mates.
07:20Yeah, if you'd actually transfer me some money or read my texts.
07:23I forgot, I'll do it now.
07:25I'm just picking up a package, Brian.
07:28Well, it's for Harper.
07:30Sorting the bedroom out.
07:33Fifteen quid, please.
07:34Ten.
07:35Late payment fees and interest.
07:38Gonna be an accountant, this one.
07:40Do you know, I wish everybody had stopped telling me that she's going to have some high-flying job mugging
07:44me off.
07:44Cheers.
07:45She's been on handouts for the rest of her life, this one.
07:47I'll get a job.
07:48I want a job.
07:50Paper girl.
07:51Yeah.
07:52I'll have that.
07:52How old are you?
07:54Everyone blocks me.
07:55You said it's community service, so it's just like a voluntary job, but for many.
07:59Come on, let her, Brian.
08:00Please.
08:00But...
08:01I'll start tomorrow.
08:02It gets her out of my hair, doesn't it, on a morning.
08:05Then I can focus on Harper and Shauna.
08:07Please.
08:14How can I help you, mate?
08:16Boss asked me to do a check of one or two things to quote.
08:19The boss did.
08:21Okay.
08:23I'm getting you're the boss vibes.
08:24Cards on the table, I'm a handyman.
08:26And a good'un.
08:28I was hoping to spot some jobs to pitch fairly.
08:30I'm pretty handy myself.
08:31BBB.
08:32Barman builder.
08:33Boss.
08:34Hey, one sec here.
08:35Yeah.
08:38Ah, just a man.
08:40Raphael?
08:42Yeah.
08:43Yeah.
08:43The order.
08:44Bring it in.
08:45Erm...
08:46Yeah, we're ready for it.
08:47All right.
08:49Here we go.
08:50Another coffee?
08:51Yeah.
08:52Well, you either want something off me, or you want something off your dad and you need me.
08:56What?
08:56He's still not letting me go see me mate.
08:58Darling, is he...?
09:00Oh, hi.
09:01Hi.
09:02You're flying solo.
09:03No Mr Kickoff.
09:04Actually, erm...
09:06Hi.
09:07Hi.
09:09I was coming to sort the training out for the country competition anyway,
09:12and so I said to Daniel if he wants to come too, to say...
09:19Daniel.
09:20Erm, to say, you know, that we can't avoid each other so let's just put it behind us.
09:27I think you might be missing something there.
09:29Something beginning with an S.
09:30Shake hands.
09:35You all right, son?
09:39I'd be upset if someone attacked me too.
09:41Although, be careful who you go accusing, though.
09:43That's, er, very grown up of you.
09:46I'm grown up.
09:47All right, go and pack your bags.
09:49What, you kicking him out?
09:50No.
09:51He wants to stay with his mate.
09:52Oh.
09:53All work and no play with you.
09:55Here you go.
09:56Treat you and your mate.
09:57Ha!
09:58Amazing.
09:59That'll be enough to get you a nice little takeaway for the two of you.
10:02Thai banquet.
10:03No-one allows.
10:04It'll be two dirty burgers.
10:05See you in a bit.
10:06Mm-hm.
10:08Quick drink?
10:09Yeah.
10:10Oh, yeah.
10:10I'll get them.
10:11Doing discount for teachers, aren't we, babe?
10:12Mm-hm.
10:13It'll be all right, cheat day.
10:14Oh!
10:20Hope Rita's given you a advisor's discount.
10:22We like to look after our young learners.
10:25She gave me this for free.
10:27Oh.
10:28Free?
10:29I wasn't meant to tell you.
10:31She's gonna bankrupt me.
10:36Hi, Megan.
10:37Er, we're gonna come over tomorrow, er, later, and we can talk about, er, competition next
10:41week.
10:42And I'm planning the takeaway as well.
10:44Thai, apparently.
10:45But I'll see you in a bit.
10:47Hey, stop creeping around, you weirdo!
11:09I told you to get some fresh air and not sit out in the cold with eyes in.
11:13I need a break.
11:14Some exercise.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, I'll have a walk now.
11:18Great.
11:18See you later.
11:28Is that your training kit?
11:30Why?
11:31Is it?
11:33No.
11:33I'm staying at a mate's house tonight.
11:35You know, not that it's any of your business.
11:37Right.
11:38Just talking to Miss Walsh first about her race next weekend.
11:44Hello?
11:44Hi, Miss Walsh.
11:45Yeah, it's Will.
11:46I just wanted to talk to you about the race next week.
11:49I know I said earlier that I met her mates tonight.
11:51So, you know, I can't really stay too long.
11:56Oh, yeah.
11:57You want a bit of advice?
11:58Don't run in shoes like that.
12:09I'm not setting a fire until this place is evacuated.
12:11It will be as soon as the fire's detected.
12:15Nah.
12:15Mate, neither of us are murderers.
12:17I'll supervise the evacuation.
12:19I'll make sure I'm the last out.
12:22I'll find someone else then.
12:23What?
12:23No, I'll do it.
12:25Just let me figure it out.
12:28Good.
12:29I've sent you the basement ground plan.
12:31Call me.
12:41Hey.
12:43What?
12:43Don't recognise me?
12:45Bit face blind, eh?
12:47BBB.
12:47Bomb and build a bus.
12:49Right.
12:50Didn't get your name?
12:52No.
12:53It's, er...
12:54John.
12:55You and Carl Webster got some business.
12:58Me and...
12:58I just saw you talking.
13:01It's just about the weather.
13:02The weather.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Well, I say it's going to get very unsettled.
13:06Stormy, even.
13:07I suggest that you, you stay out of his way.
13:10Now, I'll never forget faces me.
13:12But I'm hopeless at describing him for photo fits.
13:21Excuse me, mate.
13:24I was looking for a better crystal book, but I found these.
13:28Angel cards.
13:29You choose one for your day.
13:30Do you want one?
13:31I don't have.
13:36You two still not talking?
13:38We're fine.
13:40Grace.
13:41Maybe this one's yours.
13:43The grace to sort out conflict.
13:47Apologies given and accepted.
13:49Well, I didn't take a card, so it won't be mine, will it?
13:53I'm just going to go to the shop to get something for me tea.
13:55Do you want anything, Bernie?
13:56No.
13:57You sure?
13:58I bet you're going straight from here to doing lots of half-term things for all them kids,
14:01aren't you?
14:02Still not.
14:02No.
14:07Is it getting on your nerves?
14:10Look, I'm sorry if I was a bit snappy earlier.
14:13No, no, it's fine.
14:14I'm sure when I hit the menopause, I'll be kicking off all the time, too.
14:18Is it all right if I, er, get off early today?
14:21You'll manage to clean down, won't you?
14:22Just as, I don't know, part of your apology?
14:24Yeah, sure.
14:42The librarian here, er, Peg?
14:45Oh, yeah.
14:47Named after a feeding tube of her husband, Ron, when she'd done him in.
14:49Oh.
14:50Well, she was ever so helpful.
14:52She recommended this.
14:54For thy great pain, have mercy on thy little pain.
14:58Sounds a hoot.
15:00It's about a woman who gets herself locked up in a church side room for 20-odd years.
15:06By choice.
15:07Yeah?
15:08An anchoress.
15:09Apparently, it was a thing back then, in medieval times.
15:13Right.
15:14Should Bannock give her goodness some ideas?
15:17Here, listen, you know the thing you told me earlier?
15:22About, you know, your diagnosis?
15:24Oh, yeah.
15:26Keeps done.
15:27Yeah.
15:28It don't take a lot to be singled out in here, and, er, you want to blend in.
15:33Some in here, they, er, use violence as a sport.
15:36Speaking of which, you know Paula?
15:41No.
15:41Why?
15:42Just keep your head down.
15:43See you.
15:53I knew that I knew you from somewhere.
15:55You don't remember me, do you?
15:57Yeah.
15:58Of course I do.
15:59Oh, you do?
16:01Start with an apology.
16:04Right.
16:06What for?
16:08You binned me out of your hotel for no reason whatsoever.
16:11Did I?
16:12What, for no reason whatsoever?
16:14It's a bar.
16:15You make money from people drinking.
16:18So the more drunk, the more money.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Until it spills over into cleaning carpets.
16:26I don't like jobsworths.
16:29It makes me want to show them where they stand.
16:33See you later, Webster.
16:39Look at his little face.
16:41Look at his little face.
16:43Look at his little face while you're walking him.
16:45You're doing my head in you today.
16:46Likewise.
16:48Right, are we having pancakes then or what?
16:51Er, yeah, after David's had a walk.
16:53Oh, I'll walk him.
16:55No, Lily'll walk him.
16:56She needs to make more of an effort.
16:57Well, come at me if you want.
16:58Yeah, I'll go get my shoes on.
17:00I don't believe this.
17:02Look at his little face.
17:03Oi!
17:04Oh.
17:06Hiya.
17:07She apologised to me, you know.
17:09Bernie.
17:10Did you, er, have a word?
17:12Well, maybe a hint.
17:13Not sure she was best pleased.
17:15Oh, well.
17:16She keeps her cards close to her chest, that one.
17:19Been hurt a lot, it's my guess.
17:21But you know, when you left, she, er...
17:24Well, she said that she was really touched, that you cared.
17:27She said that?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:30She lights up around you.
17:32Honestly.
17:33Well, you know.
17:35As bright as she gets.
17:37I mean, it's not exactly blind and it is Bernie, but...
17:40Yeah, I reckon you'd defo add a few watts to her LED.
17:44If you know what I mean.
17:48See ya.
17:49See ya.
17:52Have you wanted the takeaway?
17:53Get dressed.
17:54What?
17:55It's too stressful.
17:56I'm not going home.
17:58I just feel like Daniel's going to buzz any minute and say he's got a bottle of wine.
18:01I thought you told him you've got work to do.
18:03Oh, yeah, and fellas never think they've had a better idea.
18:06Look, I've booked a travel in in town.
18:08Get dressed quickly.
18:09Oh, can we get room service again?
18:18Eighteen hundred hours.
18:20One hour and twenty-nine minutes elapsed.
18:23Still in the flat.
18:25Hey, I've been texting you.
18:26I thought you must be at the flat.
18:28What are you doing out here?
18:29Been for a walk, like you said.
18:31Right, okay.
18:31Well, Yusuf's made too many specials, so we're having tea at the bistro.
18:34He's dishing it up now.
18:40Sam, come on.
18:46Is he gone?
18:47Who?
18:48Sam.
18:49He's everywhere.
18:50Sam is not as smart as he thinks, is he?
18:51Right?
18:51Well, fine.
18:52Come on.
19:13Oi, Bug Hugs.
19:14You've been faffing with this rota.
19:16Innocent.
19:17Well, Lauren's not supposed to be working tonight.
19:19Now she is.
19:20Well, maybe she sorted it with the person she swapped with.
19:23I'm gonna call Will.
19:25Such an old man.
19:27How?
19:28You don't call young people to make sure they're alright.
19:31You text them.
19:32And also, why?
19:34To see if he's okay.
19:40Jess, I'm waiting.
19:42Call me back.
19:43Yes, love?
19:45Whiskey, please.
19:46Will says he's fine.
19:48Oh, good.
19:49Wish I had his drive.
19:50I could be a successful businesswoman now.
19:52Married to some posh lawyer.
19:53Here we are.
19:55Excuse me.
19:56I don't suppose I could borrow a spare charger, could I?
19:58Er, yes.
19:59Just give me a minute.
20:01He's not gonna call.
20:03Your accomplice.
20:05You what?
20:05I saw you talking with him.
20:09Cheers.
20:11After he came casing the hotel.
20:13So, we had a little chat.
20:17And I think this silences you not wanting to ask me what he said in case he's told me things
20:23you don't want me to know.
20:24Don't know what you're on about, mate.
20:27I'm sick and tired of you behaving like Debbie owes you a living.
20:33She owes you nothing.
20:37You think?
20:37I have no idea why she doesn't just cut you out of her life, but if you don't back off,
20:42I'll do it for her.
20:46Oh, yeah?
20:48How?
20:49Whatever it takes.
20:51Six ways to Sunday, mate.
20:53She's my wife.
20:55So, you think she'd choose you over me?
20:59A husband who wants to make the rest of her life better in any way he can.
21:04Or a selfish coward of a brother.
21:07A selfish coward of a brother.
21:10Yeah, you got one of those things wrong, mate.
21:12Trying to rip her off?
21:13Not visiting her while she's going through the worst time of her life?
21:16You are selfish and a coward.
21:17Maybe.
21:19But I'm not a brother.
21:22Debbie owes me.
21:24Because what she's not bothered to tell you,
21:28is that I'm her son.
21:32So how old do you really know her, Ronnie?
21:35If she chose me over Kev,
21:38she'll choose me over you.
21:41Try it.
21:42Dare ya.
21:57Way more minutes.
22:03You've got to see it over me.
22:06you know.
22:06There is no way to see it.
22:07By the way, the most of you are this day.
22:08This day the most of you, the most of you are in the world through the world,
22:09it's going to be a little better than hell.
22:09And now I'm going to see it over again.
22:11The most of you are going to talk about the world,
22:11It's going to be a very strange way.
22:13It's going to be a half hour in the world.
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