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00:30Would it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was just one day, would it be good
00:42if we could have missed yourselves away?
00:50Alright brother, how's it dizzling?
00:54Erm, I'm not really sure because I don't know what dizzling means.
00:58And that's what makes you special.
01:00Speaking of, how's it going with your special someone?
01:06I ain't got someone special.
01:07Still!
01:08Man, I thought you and Louis would have been picking out curtains by now.
01:11Shut them up.
01:12When do you think something exciting might happen down here?
01:21Great score!
01:23Whoa!
01:24Wowzer.
01:27Morning!
01:30How are we?
01:31Hungry.
01:32Thirsty!
01:33Are we poor?
01:34No, we're not.
01:35I just haven't been shopping, that's all.
01:37Yeah, well, looking for you.
01:38I don't bear a grudge.
01:42And now you say?
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:46All right, farm folk.
01:48Any special reason the tractor sale's a flat tyre?
01:52If I had to guess, it's because the new one hasn't turned up yet.
01:55We don't need a new one, it just needs fixing.
01:58What?
01:58It's got a 15 square foot hole in the middle of it.
02:00What, do you want me to fix it with?
02:01Witchcraft?
02:02Right, so what are you going to do today if not that?
02:04Oh, well, I thought about not getting paid again.
02:07Like last week.
02:08And the week before that.
02:10I'm going to pay you, just bear with me.
02:13Fine.
02:13I'll go to the garage and see what I can fix that tyre with.
02:16Like a magic wand.
02:22Look, are you going to let me help you or what?
02:23Yes, if I need it, which I don't.
02:32I don't like people smiling in the mornings.
02:35It makes me suspicious.
02:37Conditional order came through.
02:39Hmm?
02:40It used to be called a decree or something.
02:42Ah, nice eye.
02:45Divorcing coming then, excellent.
02:47And the next step, kids, I hear?
02:49We might need a bigger house.
02:51No, the next step is to talk to Billy.
02:54Which won't be fun for either of us.
02:58I don't suppose you know where your fiancé is.
03:01I seem to have misplaced him today.
03:03Er, no.
03:04He was gone when I woke up.
03:05I saw him.
03:06We were off to pick someone up.
03:08Erm, is anyone expecting Marlon, by the way?
03:11Hardly.
03:11Why?
03:17So what is it with you?
03:20An ability to learn or just, just an unwillingness to not be a massive jerk?
03:25Let's not rule either one at.
03:27Rona told me.
03:28Please tell me.
03:32Apparently, he loves her.
03:35Not too fussed.
03:36That might affect, you know, her husband and her kids and their lives.
03:43She's not interested.
03:47She mentioned.
03:49Okay.
03:49So now I'm mentioning it too, just in case you forget.
03:52And, well, you know, don't forget.
03:54Seems unlikely.
03:55Because you might be a ninja or a Sith Lord or whatever it is you are.
04:00But I'll tell you something, Shia.
04:01A cricket bat around the back of the head is still going to work.
04:05Keep away!
04:20Could have been an email.
04:22I'm so glad it wasn't.
04:29Shouldn't you be at work?
04:31I took the day.
04:33I thought we could do something.
04:35Maybe go out?
04:37No, thanks.
04:41Your arm bad?
04:43Everything's bad.
04:47And everything going on in here.
04:50What's that?
04:51It's only the post, no.
04:53I've got a mob with pitchforks, then.
04:57Dad.
04:59No one thinks you've done anything wrong.
05:01Alright?
05:03In fact, he'll tell you what.
05:06See for yourself.
05:17I can't stop.
05:18I just need my lights during work.
05:21I've been to see Graeme, in case you're wondering.
05:23Of course I was wondering.
05:24You've been out since God knows what time.
05:26I'll see you later.
05:26That moron.
05:29I told you what happened.
05:30Why didn't you trust me?
05:32I do trust you.
05:34I don't trust him.
05:36Ronna, I know that I don't present as the typical alpha male, but when a man keeps trying to take
05:42away the woman you love, there comes a time when even I have to have a little word.
05:45Hmm. Is that all it was, a little word? Or was there any violence?
05:49Do I look dead?
05:51No.
05:51Well, then what do you think?
05:53I think I have the most wonderful husband. And I think I am incredibly lucky.
05:59And your husband feels exactly the same. Which is why I went to fight for you. Well, not fight, talk.
06:03Talk for you doesn't sound right, but...
06:05Go on, go on, get a nice picture.
06:07Wait, get the doors in, Mo. Go to the left. Ready? Smile.
06:10Go on, go on, go on. Get them a good angle.
06:12I do, mate. Go on.
06:16Yeah, Mo, go on.
06:17Yeah!
06:19Whoa, man, them doors are like no else.
06:22It's mega, innit?
06:24Er, actually, the design is based on a 1970s Porsche Tapira concert car.
06:31Imagine driving it.
06:32I think you'd be disappointed, Cammy.
06:34It's only 130 brake horsepower. It's all show and no go. And the nought to 60, eh, similar to a
06:39modern-day diesel estate. And I don't mean the German ones.
06:44Are you single?
06:46Nah, I'm only joking.
06:49Are you, though?
06:52Hey.
06:55Back to the future?
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:58I've not seen it.
06:59You've not seen it?
07:00I can't talk to you, Matt. I seriously said, look away now.
07:04Yo, sweet car, G. What the chances of me driving it sometime?
07:09Zero.
07:23Who's is that?
07:25It's Joe Tate's.
07:35You're out of order, that.
07:36It was a perfectly legitimate move.
07:39What? Trying to cop off with another bloke's wife?
07:42I was referring to King's Knight to see three.
07:47I'm talking about Marlon and Rona and you know it. Just like you know you ain't wrong.
07:53I also know that in your family, when one of you really wants something, you're strongly encouraged to try and
08:01get it.
08:02Not at all costs.
08:05Just leave him alone.
08:06Why do you know that? Why'd you even come back at you?
08:09I've posed that same question to myself, actually.
08:15Sam, is your paperwork on the game birds up to date?
08:21Sort of.
08:22So, er, sort of not.
08:31So, er, Rona's not interested.
08:35I'm not, obviously.
08:38Joe seems to have better things to do.
08:40And even you are questioning your own purpose here.
08:45Your point?
08:48Nine people currently live in this house.
08:51I'd like to get it back to eight.
08:53Soon.
09:02What are we going to tell the kids?
09:05Well, they already know what's happening, don't they?
09:07There's no need to keep harping on about it.
09:09Do we, er...
09:11Do we tell them about Evan's treatment working?
09:14Yeah.
09:16I mean, I think we should tell them together.
09:18It's pretty monumental news, isn't it?
09:20Yes.
09:24Hey.
09:26We're just talking about the conditional order.
09:28Oh, OK.
09:29Well, another good news.
09:31You've got some new gloves.
09:33Yeah, driving gloves.
09:35Very special ones for a very special reason.
09:38The surprise for Lucas.
09:40Oh.
09:41Oh, yeah, right, already.
09:43Yeah.
09:44What is it?
09:45Well, only the small matter of a DeLorean.
09:48Because Lucas and I both love the Back to the Future films.
09:53There's nothing like buying a kid's affection, is there?
09:55There's nothing like failing to conceal your envy.
09:58Want to see it?
09:59Yeah, I'll see it later.
10:00Yeah, come on.
10:01It's outside.
10:01Come on.
10:03Go, go.
10:04Go, go.
10:05Go, Johnny, go.
10:07Go, go, go.
10:08Johnny, go.
10:09Go, go, go.
10:11Johnny, go.
10:12Go, go.
10:13I remember it being shinier.
10:16Go.
10:18Johnny.
10:21Nice to get out and about, hey?
10:38I mean, I just don't get why you are, ugh, because I've not seen it.
10:42Because it's completely iconic, man.
10:44Well, no, I'm with Matt.
10:45It's time for me is where it's at.
10:47Oh, do you know what?
10:48I love that film.
10:49Really?
10:49Hardly anyone under 50 seems to know about it.
10:52No, I bet I could quote every single line.
10:54OK, well, I might test you on that.
10:56You can do it.
10:56I'll erst it.
10:57The Breakfast Club.
10:58Now, that is a right film.
11:00Retro Bates misbehaving.
11:01What a surprise that you like it, Ross.
11:04I think you'll find it's an investigation into interpersonal relationships viewed through
11:07the prism of social expectations and the shift in dynamics when those expectations are
11:12removed.
11:13You read that somewhere, didn't you?
11:15He stole the milk money.
11:18And they kind of like drift apart and never see each other again.
11:21Yeah.
11:23Makes you realise how important it is to keep people close.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:26Just let them know how you feel.
11:29Exactly.
11:33Where's my car?
11:35Was it you?
11:36Guys, it's really Lucas you're hurting here, OK?
11:39Oh, guys, won't somebody think of the millionaire children in the sports course?
11:43Yeah, me, me.
11:45OK.
11:46Guess I'll just call the police, then.
11:48Ooh!
11:51So, do you feel better after that?
11:53Not the food, I'm licking this.
11:55No, the theft therapy.
11:56I reckon Liam should start prescribing it.
11:59Not sure it'll work for everyone.
12:00Well, just reprobates.
12:03Or people who've been shot, diagnosed with cancer and had their wives banged up.
12:08I just feel like a weight's been lifted.
12:10Good.
12:11That was the idea.
12:17Do you know what?
12:19I'm glad you're persuading me.
12:21You did not need a lot of persuading.
12:23OK.
12:23Well, look at you remembering what a smile is.
12:25Yeah.
12:28I've not had a lot of fun since the crash.
12:32I've not had a lot of fun since now, actually.
12:35Let's be honest, you've not really had a lot of fun since ever.
12:39So, how much do you reckon we'll get for it?
12:42I don't know, really.
12:43It's a bit of a niche market.
12:46Yeah, maybe next time let's go for something a bit more normal, yeah?
12:50Right, there will be no next time.
12:51This is just to tide us over.
12:53Since when have you been happy tidying over?
12:55Right.
12:56Change the subject.
12:58Spoil sport.
13:00So, how fast do you think it goes?
13:02Only one way to find out.
13:20Oh, you should have come with me next time we go.
13:22Actually, it's a date.
13:24Not a date.
13:26No, no.
13:27Just a trip to the cinema.
13:29Yeah.
13:32Sorry, can I get you a coffee or something?
13:34No, just here to enjoy the show.
13:37What?
13:38Nothing.
13:39Nothing at all.
13:40As you were.
13:44It's busy.
13:45You're OK.
13:46There's nowhere to sit.
13:47Oh, Emma, there's a seat here, Bear.
13:49See?
13:52All right.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Oh.
13:55Get with you with the bling.
13:57How can I get one?
13:59Kill someone.
14:00Sorry, um, bad joke.
14:03Uh, what can I get you?
14:05I don't know, and I don't know why I'm here.
14:08To prove that you're not a pariah.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10You're a hero.
14:11I'm not a damn hero.
14:13That's the last thing I am.
14:15OK, I'll just, um, grab a cup of coffees.
14:16I'd want a coffee.
14:17I don't know why I'm here.
14:19I told you this was a bad idea.
14:28OK, I'll have it back now, please.
14:31Come again.
14:33Don't be tedious, Kane.
14:35Are you a bit old for stealing cars?
14:38Yes.
14:40Open the door.
14:43You're going to have to do better than that.
14:46Open that door, please.
14:51How much money have you got on you?
14:54What's that got to do with anything?
14:59A couple hundred quid, give or take?
15:01Hmm.
15:03Two hundred pounds, and I will open that door for you.
15:08And if you're right, and your car's in there,
15:10it's a small price to pay for getting me banged up, innit?
15:15OK.
15:22Do you know what?
15:23No.
15:24I'm going to leave the games to the kids.
15:26Like you, if I find out you've got my car...
15:28You won't.
15:29I won't because you don't have it,
15:31or because you think you're being clever.
15:47You are playing a risky game.
15:49Well, I blame you for encouraging me.
16:10I think someone's looking for you.
16:13I don't want to be found.
16:15Dad!
16:17Sounds worried.
16:19He needn't be.
16:22Got it all together, have you?
16:25I don't think I'll have it together again.
16:30Nor do I deserve to.
16:35I disagree on both counts.
16:39I took a man's life.
16:41He took yours first.
16:44He didn't end it, but he took it.
16:47Didn't he?
16:51Killing someone.
16:54Whatever they've done.
16:56However much they...
17:00Deserve it.
17:04Does anyone deserve that?
17:16Yeah.
17:20Not many people, but...
17:24Some.
17:30Where do you think you'd be if he was still alive?
17:34I don't know.
17:35Yeah, you do.
17:37You'd be under his control, still.
17:40Doing what he wanted.
17:45Desperate for a way out, but...
17:47not able to see one without...
17:51what happened happening.
17:58It's so big.
18:03I know.
18:04You don't.
18:13You feel guilty because you got what you wanted.
18:17But all you wanted...
18:18was what you had before he stole it from you.
18:24Take your life back, Bear.
18:27Or he's stealing it still.
18:38Where did everyone go?
18:39Er...
18:40Vinny's lending Lewis a DVD...
18:41and I'm running calf.
18:43Do you know how to run a calf?
18:45How hard can it be?
18:47Well, let's find out.
18:48I'll have a caramel cortado without milk foam, please.
18:51And don't forget my tip.
19:01Right, yeah.
19:02Quite hard, then.
19:04So.
19:04You're brawn the V-man, eh?
19:06They just need to get it on, man.
19:07What are we gonna do about them?
19:08Well, now we've put my plan into action.
19:10All right, yeah, cool.
19:11What is it?
19:12Well, I need to come up with a plan
19:14and then put it into action.
19:15But when I do,
19:16those two will wonder how they ever live without each other.
19:20Nice.
19:20Hi, Paddy.
19:21A delivery for you.
19:22Flippin' head.
19:23Where have you been?
19:24I was shouting you.
19:25I thought you were gonna breach your bail.
19:27Well, I haven't.
19:29Yeah, well, I know that.
19:30But you've really gotta be careful, you know,
19:31because if you do,
19:33that's the first thing the prosecutors will mention in court.
19:35Well, I wish it would be, then.
19:37I might stand a shot at beating it.
19:40Right.
19:40Well, finally, you sound like you want to.
19:43Yeah, well,
19:45it weren't a bad life before Alyssa.
19:47Might be nice to get it back.
19:49You, sit down.
19:51You're having a brew.
19:53You, er, like them fancy coffees, don't you?
19:55I do, actually.
19:56Oh.
19:57Well, tough luck ain't got me.
20:00I mean, the bare-faced cheek of the man.
20:03After all this time,
20:04not that any amount of time would have made it acceptable.
20:07I told him, only this morning,
20:09that he needs to be living somewhere else, ASAP.
20:13Why did you let him move in, in the first place?
20:16Cos I'm a teddy bear with a heart of gold, Mary,
20:18as you well know.
20:22Oh, look.
20:23We appear to have summoned him up.
20:25And his co-devil.
20:27Can't believe you went back there.
20:29Never mind that.
20:30Why do you think it was Kane?
20:31He'd be foolish to get on your bad side right now.
20:33Well, he's not exactly known for his towering intellect, is he?
20:38So reunited, then.
20:40And don't you seem pleased about it?
20:43Jo's car has been stolen.
20:44Hmm.
20:45Storm mentioned.
20:46What's insured, isn't it?
20:47Yes.
20:49But it was bought for a reason,
20:51and it'll be really hard to replace,
20:52and I just really, really want it back.
20:55I'm sure I can arrange that.
20:56Might take a while.
20:58But, er,
20:59it's not like I'll be going anywhere.
21:07I should have made you open that barn.
21:09You wouldn't have made me do anything.
21:12Should have had a look while you had the chance.
21:15How do you know about it?
21:17I was in the barn, I heard.
21:19Doing what?
21:20Serial numbers don't file themselves off, do they?
21:24You're mocking me.
21:26That's fine.
21:27Enjoy yourselves.
21:29I know the pleasures in your life are few and far between.
21:35Okay.
21:36That car is now priority number two.
21:38Priority number one
21:39is turning that man's life inside out,
21:42back to front,
21:42and to absolute ruin.
21:44By whatever means necessary.
22:12All right.
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