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00:00.
00:25Should we undo that top block or what?
00:27Mmm, best leave it.
00:28What if some terms will begin?
00:29If you can't get in, it'll make you more suspicious.
00:32You are kidding me.
00:34Get in the bedroom and stay quiet.
00:35Megan, are you there?
00:37You can't get in.
00:38Hang on a sec, Lee.
00:39Oh, where are you? I need a wing.
00:41Come in.
00:43What, you at bed till tomorrow?
00:45Yeah, I got an early train.
00:47What's up with the door?
00:49Yeah, sorry.
00:50Are you okay?
00:51I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:53Just a head full of rubbish.
00:55As usual.
00:56Deadlines and whatnot.
00:57Shall I stick the kettle on?
00:59You must be gasping.
01:00Yeah, go on then. I just need the lid.
01:11Do you know what?
01:12When you've finished your exams,
01:13I think we should go somewhere fabulous.
01:16Yeah, they do these astronomy holidays now,
01:17where you stay in these stargazing lodges.
01:19Hey, a mate of mine.
01:20She's just got back from the Atacama Desert in Chile.
01:23Said you've never seen darkness like it.
01:25Oh.
01:25And the Weatherfield sky's pretty good right now.
01:27We've got a, um, a crow moon.
01:31Hmm?
01:31Well, it's the last full moon of winter.
01:33You say it means a return of nature and wildlife.
01:36Hmm.
01:36Isn't life sweet?
01:37Hmm?
01:38Hmm.
01:39When can I have my phone?
01:40Oh, do you know, go and ask your dad.
01:42Ty?
01:43Hey.
01:43I'm glad I've seen you.
01:44Do you fancy coming into town later?
01:46Having a girls' one?
01:47Yeah, definitely.
01:48Who's going?
01:48Er, well, me, you.
01:49Lee's back, so she'll be game.
01:51Megan?
01:52Yep, sounds good to me.
01:53I could do with a laugh.
01:54Ah, amazing.
01:54See you later.
01:55See you later.
01:58It's not that bad, really.
02:02Food's like school dinners.
02:05I've never had so many stodgy puddings in me life.
02:09Sticky toffee, jam roly-poly and custard.
02:13Spotted dick.
02:15Going to be the size of a semi-detached house by the time I leave here.
02:20How are you?
02:23Fine.
02:23Only you're not, though, are you?
02:27Who gave you that shiner?
02:29Well, I can ask him the same question.
02:33My big fat cake all got me into a spot of bother.
02:36And I'm guessing something similar happened to you.
02:41Must be genetic.
02:42I shouldn't have come here.
02:44I'm sorry.
02:45No.
02:46Too much more under the pressure.
02:47Can't, please.
02:49Sit down.
02:50We need to talk.
02:51And it's probably best we say it sooner rather than later.
02:55You know, when I still know what's what.
03:06I am so, so sorry.
03:10It all came out when it did and how it did.
03:13And I should have told you this a lot sooner.
03:18And I promise you, Carl, I would do anything I can to make it up to you.
03:23Anything.
03:27That's good to hear.
03:32You know, my appeal's going through.
03:35Yeah.
03:35And Adam said it's looking good.
03:37I should get an early release.
03:40Well, the powers that be don't want to...
03:43Well, they don't want to keep me in here, do they?
03:46No.
03:46Keep the bucket.
03:48Had to look bad on them, wouldn't it?
03:51So, when I do get out, I hope we can spend some quality time together.
03:56Just you and me.
03:58Before I get...
04:00Well, too poorly.
04:04Missed out on a lot, haven't we?
04:06Yeah.
04:10It's just been...
04:13It's just tough trying to get my head around it all.
04:18But I'd love to spend more time with you.
04:21I really would.
04:25I just don't know if that's going to be possible.
04:32There you go.
04:33Oh, no one makes a bacon butty quite like you.
04:37Ah, a couple of rashers chucked onto some buttered bread.
04:39It's not exactly rocket science, is it?
04:41No, the food is made with love, you can tell that.
04:44Yeah, keep the change.
04:46No, that's... that's too much.
04:49I can't remember the last time a customer gave me a tip like that.
04:52Someone left me 20p in a chocolate button the other day.
04:55Right, I'll, erm...
04:57I'll stick it in the tip jar, you know, share it with everyone.
05:01Cheers, Bernie.
05:02Sure are, love.
05:03I thought my dad was born, but Brian...
05:06Oh, he's banging on and on about that stupid bug.
05:09It's just a bug.
05:10And it's... it's really old.
05:12Like, erm...
05:15Two-harm salad balms, ta.
05:16All right, sweetheart.
05:18Give me two minutes.
05:21How's it going at the cabin?
05:23Yeah, all right.
05:24Yeah?
05:25Well, they were absolutely vile to Lily the other day, weren't they?
05:27Well, he did dump a lot of newspapers at the precinct.
05:30What did you expect?
05:31Yeah, and I apologise for it, but he just wasn't listening.
05:34I was gonna make you pay for them, you know.
05:3650 quid, he said.
05:37No way.
05:38Brian and Rita were born in very different times.
05:41Children were supposed to be seen and not heard.
05:43He preferred it when they were allowed to show us at the chimneys.
05:46Yeah, well, that's the Victorian times.
05:48He's not quite that old.
05:49Maybe not, but...
05:51He's still got very dated views.
05:53Not Rita's no better either.
05:54They've been kind to me, so...
05:57Yeah.
05:57I bet they are all nice to your face, but...
06:00I wonder what they're saying behind your back.
06:08Can I have my phone, please?
06:09Yeah, all right.
06:10Give me a sec, give me a sec.
06:11Well, if you give me the combination, I'll get it myself.
06:18There.
06:18All you've done is just peck my head about it.
06:21He's ran out of battery.
06:22I'll have to go home and charge it.
06:23Okay, well, hang on, Spritty Gonzales.
06:26What?
06:26Well, er...
06:27I need a favour. We're short-staffed.
06:30Alfonso's dog's projectile vomiting, so my elves are coming in.
06:32Amy's busy and Stan, well, Stan's on holiday.
06:34Fine.
06:35Yeah, I'll help.
06:36As soon as I've charged it.
06:38Okay, so what's so urgent?
06:39Nothing.
06:40Good.
06:40We'll get an apron, then let's get going.
06:45So that's Ben Driscoll up at the...
06:47He is confident start.
06:49Stylish slacks.
06:50Gleam in his eye.
06:51An oar!
06:53Oh, we could not let dandruff off a fly's foreluxes.
06:56For the return of form for the Irish scully one.
06:58Thank you, Sid Waddell, the man, the legend.
07:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:04Ha ha ha!
07:04Ha ha ha ha!
07:04Oh, for goodness sake.
07:06Don't come crying to me when she takes your eye out.
07:09What? With a tea towel?
07:10Don't think so.
07:11Then have some self-respect.
07:12If she chucks you a haddock, will you clap your flippers together?
07:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:18Eh, Lauren, I know he's a good looking lad just like his dad.
07:20Yeah, but if you can drag yourself away for a second, a couple of pints.
07:24Me and Steve are gasping.
07:25You, kitchen. And do you do the job you're paid for?
07:29You and your flirty ways.
07:31This isn't the first time I've had to have words.
07:34Don't worry, Annabelle. I wasn't flirting.
07:37Don't insult my intelligence.
07:39I have eyes in my head and a brain in my cranium.
07:42Yeah, I don't hear Ollie complaining about it.
07:44No, but you hear me, don't you?
07:47Loud and clear.
07:49And I'm the boss.
07:50So get your backside in gear.
07:54Oh, nothing you can do.
07:58Totally clips to the darts.
08:02You said you wanted to spend more time with me, but you can't.
08:07So, what's stopping you?
08:11I probably won't be around.
08:14It's time I moved back to Germany.
08:16But your family's here.
08:17I mean, granted, we're fractured at the minute, but we're still family, nonetheless.
08:27No-one wants me.
08:28That's not true.
08:29I do.
08:30Ronnie wishes me dead.
08:32So does Kevin.
08:34Do they ache?
08:35I mean, it's going to take a bit of time to get over things, but they will do, eventually.
08:43I doubt it.
08:44Who do you think did this to me?
08:46What?
08:48They did?
08:49They canned up on you?
08:54And even if they can move past everything that's happened, even then, it's only half the story.
09:01I've got no job, no prospects, no work.
09:04I can't afford to live.
09:07Listen, when I get out into that big, wide world again, you're coming to live with me.
09:11We've got to seize the day.
09:14Make the most of the time we've got left together.
09:16And I want the same, I do.
09:19But I'm on the bones of me backside here.
09:21Nothing's going to change here.
09:28I see now.
09:31We're going back to this again, aren't we?
09:35You're using me as your personal golden goose again.
09:39No.
09:40No, that's not what this is about, I promise you.
09:47Look, I'm sorry.
09:49For all the damage that I've caused, I really am.
09:54But I can't blame everything on the past.
09:57As much as I want to blame it on my childhood, on not feeling loved, on feeling unwanted,
10:02I know that I've got to take responsibility for my life.
10:06That's why I want to put it all behind me.
10:09I want to build a future with you.
10:13But it's not going to happen.
10:15Not unless I can find a way to make some money.
10:21Leave it with me.
10:23I don't expect you to bail me out.
10:24I'll talk to Ronnie.
10:26Get him to transfer some money to you.
10:33You should have seen her face.
10:35Guilt written all over it.
10:37Oh, hello.
10:38What have you been up to?
10:39Nothing.
10:40I bet you and Daniel used the flat like a white little love nest, didn't you?
10:43If you mean that I came back early.
10:45Oh, OK.
10:46Landlady from hell.
10:46No men.
10:48No late nights.
10:49No funny business.
10:50You know, I was half expecting to find Daniel behind the sofa in his undies.
10:53Get your mind out of the gutter, lady.
10:55I'm as pure as a driven snow, thank you.
10:57In your dreams.
10:58I see you, missus.
10:59Bet you were right.
11:00Go on.
11:02Right.
11:03Well, on that bombshell, more drinks.
11:08Can we get a round of mojitos, please?
11:11One virgin, now I'll call.
11:20Tell you what, I am loving your two stepmums and your auntie.
11:24Getting on like a house on fire.
11:26Put it this way.
11:28If you started making trouble, chucking accusations around, I know they'd believe.
11:36Hey, you should get used to cleaning tables.
11:39Especially the way things are going at school.
11:43Look, I'll be honest with you, Sam.
11:46You might believe you're clever, but you're nowhere near as smart as you think you are.
11:52You're nothing but a big fish in a grubby little pond.
11:57As soon as you get out in the real world, you'll realise you're nothing special.
12:00Far from it.
12:03Far from it.
12:04Far from it.
12:11Far from it.
12:17Oh, cocktails.
12:18Someone's pushed the boat out.
12:19Of course they are.
12:20I've got to look after my girls.
12:21And there you go.
12:22Got some complimentary nibbles.
12:24Aw, cheers, Nick.
12:25Oh, I am addicted to these olives. Stuffed with pimento.
12:29Oh, pimento, my eye.
12:31You'd never believe she was dragged up on Quavers and Pop-Tours, would you?
12:34Stop telling everyone my secret ship.
12:36You can't keep anything quiet round here.
12:39Oh, sorry, he's not quite feeling himself.
12:42Oh, no.
12:44What, do you think we should sit him down and have a chat?
12:46Well, I mean, he's a teenage boy, so you've basically always had this come in.
12:50True. I mean, you, she, was a total nightmare.
12:53Mm.
12:53Er, so were you.
12:55I bet I was worse than the both of you put together.
12:57Er, no.
12:59Well, if I were you, I'd just give him a bit of space, let him get on with it.
13:04Aw.
13:07It's no secret that, er, hopes and troubles in have passed.
13:12But it's lovely to see him now, you know.
13:15Woking up to being a lovely young lady.
13:17Listen to this.
13:18My hour for tea is 5.30, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.
13:25Oh, Wilkie Collins at his best as I live and breathe.
13:28Oh, tea and toast.
13:30Hey, I could have said that.
13:32Yeah, but you didn't.
13:33No.
13:34It can't have helped hope having a raging psychopath for a father.
13:39Well, er, I think we have to draw a veil over there, don't you?
13:43They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and I honestly think...
13:47Are you talking about me?
13:48I was about to sing your praises.
13:50Yeah, right.
13:51Pair of old gas bags.
13:52Hey, we'll have less of that.
13:53Oh, thank you not to take that tone.
13:55Show some respect for your elders and betters.
13:58Yes.
13:58We didn't mean any harm.
14:00Well, now I know how Courtney feels when Kim and Chloe gaslight her.
14:03Er, I need a translator.
14:05Kardashians.
14:06Gossip magazines are full of them.
14:09Gossip magazines, indeed.
14:11I, for one, have far lost your ideals.
14:14Read a book.
14:16Boost your brain power.
14:17So now you're saying I'm thick, that's it, I'm out of here.
14:37I, er, I wasn't expecting to see you.
14:40We don't have a session book, do we?
14:42No, no.
14:43Oh, thank goodness for that for a minute, though.
14:45I thought I'd forgot.
14:47Can we, er, can we talk?
14:50Are you okay?
14:51Hey, you seem a bit upset.
14:55Yeah, I just, I love you.
15:00Oh, well.
15:01Look, I know, I'm sorry.
15:03I don't want things to be awkward, but I've just felt like this way for, for ages.
15:09I know you think it's love, but it's just a crush.
15:13I know it feels painful.
15:15We've all been there.
15:16Yeah, but you already know nothing can happen between us.
15:20I just, I just can't stop thinking about you.
15:25Look, I'm your coach.
15:27I'm your teacher.
15:28That's all I ever will be, and you're just going to have to learn to accept that.
15:33Come on.
15:35Come on.
15:36There we go.
15:42Hey.
15:43What are you looking at?
15:44You've got a face like a smacked backside.
15:56You must be shattered.
15:58Want to make you a cuppa?
15:59No, you should get off.
16:00A bit of traffic.
16:02Roy and Nina have gone out.
16:04I'm sure they wouldn't mind if we went upstairs.
16:06Had a bit of a breather.
16:08Well, I just want to get home, you know.
16:10Dev's waiting for me.
16:11Would it hurt you to spend a bit of time with me?
16:19Oh, good evening all.
16:21Mind if I give Roy a shout?
16:22He's out.
16:23Oh, well, never mind.
16:26I'll catch him tomorrow.
16:28No, wait.
16:29I can give him a message.
16:31He's no trouble.
16:33Well, in that case, well, tell him I'm free every night next week.
16:38Does he fancy heading over to Martin Muir?
16:40I thought we might be able to see a Starling Murmuration.
16:44Oh, you know, I'd love to see one of those.
16:46Yeah, I always think it's like synchronised swimming, but in the sky.
16:50Without the flowery caps, obviously.
16:54I had no idea you were into that sort of thing.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:57I'm banging to it, Brian.
16:59So, why don't you sit down and you can tell me all about it?
17:03Yeah, I love Mother Nature in all her glory.
17:08Night, then.
17:11I'll be back tomorrow.
17:14See you then.
17:27You lost something?
17:31I've seen that pathetic footage.
17:33You and Will.
17:35It's obvious it was staged.
17:37You found a camera, didn't you?
17:39Oh, so you're actually admitting to it.
17:42Filming in this flat.
17:43In secret.
17:45Spying on me and your stepmum?
17:47I always knew you were weird, but this is...
17:50It's not like that and you know it.
17:52There's a word for perverts like you.
17:55You're the pervert.
17:57Voyer.
18:00Sneaky.
18:02Sleazy.
18:03Little peeping Tom.
18:05Stuff like this always comes out one way or another.
18:08Imagine this doing the rounds at Worthy High.
18:11You wouldn't have a friend in the world.
18:13Oh, and as for the police, they'd come down on you like a ton of bricks.
18:18On the sex offenders list at 14.
18:21No way.
18:23That's not me.
18:25It's so sad.
18:28All that potential down the drain.
18:30Life over before it's even started.
18:33Oh.
18:35Look at his little face.
18:39If you're even thinking about retaliating, don't bother.
18:45My advice to you, keep your nose out of other people's business because if you don't, I will ruin you.
18:54Yeah.
18:56They also did the mac and cheese inside.
19:00And the pipe.
19:01Ollie's heading into town now.
19:03So some wild oats.
19:07Look, I know you're a flirty-girty, but you don't really fancy him, do you?
19:13Might do.
19:14Trust me about words.
19:16And fair play to you.
19:18But all I'm saying is you'll have to join a queue.
19:22He's a real little player, that one.
19:24The women are like flies on sugar.
19:28You know, I kind of like a bit of competition, me.
19:31Plus, it'd be worth it, Neil, wouldn't it?
19:35He's dead for it.
19:36He is that.
19:38It's genetics, you see.
19:40Good genes.
19:42But why shouldn't he put it about a bit?
19:44He's footloose and fancy-free.
19:47No ties, no responsibilities dragging him down.
19:52He's a free spirit.
19:53Just like me.
19:55He goes wherever the wind takes him.
19:59Have you no home to go to?
20:01I am home.
20:03Not you.
20:04Him.
20:05It's my day off, so I'm just, like, you know, kicking back, chilling, relaxing.
20:10Might have another one, actually, if it's not too much trouble.
20:18It's nice, this, isn't it?
20:19Yeah.
20:19Hanging out with your new bestie.
20:21Ooh.
20:21Don't let Huckle Timmy hear you say that.
20:23He'll have your guts for gartas.
20:25All right.
20:25Beat me up behind the bake shares, will I?
20:27Well, he'll give you a nasty wedgie.
20:30No, he's not well, you know.
20:32Bit of a psycho?
20:33Does he want to slap me around and roll me into a ditch on the red rack?
20:38No, he's got a cold.
20:39Oh.
20:40So that's why he can't make the match tomorrow, so do you want the ticket?
20:46Does this mean we're going to study?
20:47Stop it, it's getting weird.
20:48Oh, come on, let's go exclusive.
21:04Hey.
21:05Hey.
21:20hey what are you doing out here it's freezing come on let's uh let's get home and wipe the
21:25heating up yeah Sam look whatever's bothering you I'm here to help you're clueless you can't help me dad no
21:41one can
21:58so
22:03so
22:05so
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