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00:00:05it's seen better days it's beautiful i don't care if it's out of tune
00:00:15oh that's what this is how i feel when i'm on tour basically like
00:00:19like in theory it's all nice but it's actually quite nasty
00:00:24gnarly okay let's watch telly thanks old girl you did good she's a beauty you can
00:00:32go to sleep now she just needs a little tickle go back to bed
00:00:39this is what we've tuned in for look at this oh wow it's pretty racy telly isn't it
00:00:46oh what oh no oh this is awful crying oh i'm happy yeah that makes me happy this is better
00:00:58you my
00:00:59people fish we've all got an undercarriage grow up in the week you grant nodded off at wimbledon
00:01:08we enjoyed lots of great telly singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on
00:01:15discovery plus people probably say i'm a people pleaser like to say yes not no and i have like
00:01:22a resting happy face a resting happy face i think that would annoy me quite quick but someone's just
00:01:27almost like this yeah you you're one of those people that um frown upon people's happiness
00:01:34you are like it's that's such an amazing trait to have and you're like oh you dump some because
00:01:40they're they're happy netflix was full of singers and boxers the sort of singing style of today
00:01:57is for you and your generation yeah and to me it all sounds somewhat the same
00:02:05like that but like your music's like like that i tried it just for once found it all up for
00:02:11kicks
00:02:11then you discovered it's a habit of sticks so you're an orgasm addict oh you're always at it
00:02:18bus cops it's the classic and more couples were hoping to hit it off on their first date
00:02:25so where's that you come from uh london okay where do you come from i live in guildford sorry
00:02:30oh i know guildford yeah we're fairly close yes we are i've had two long distance relationships
00:02:35oh you're a fool awful awful this is the whole time you're pining and pining is quite romantic
00:02:41for a little romantic and then you get together and you're like oh you're very close to me your
00:02:48paws are very close to me i prefer you to be further away like a country away behind the screen
00:03:02in brighton i like your socks joe they're um they're tartan where are they from scotland friends
00:03:09roisin and joe you're not from scotland i get all my socks in scotland i do i get my
00:03:16where is your i get my socks from scotland my trousers from wales and my top and my underwear
00:03:21from england and ireland i get i accessorize i accessorize from ireland okay socks from scotland
00:03:31trousers from wales tops and underwear from england i don't care about the rest of your clothes i only
00:03:37cared about the socks the rest of your clothes are boring the socks add some pizzazz do you want
00:03:41to work up my luggage no mainland europe this week on netflix 50 aspiring singers all turned out for a
00:03:50once in a lifetime opportunity you've been in a in a band two bands and what were they called
00:03:58school what were they called aragon yeah and enormous derek okay
00:04:08did you or did you not write a song called the wizard sleeve it was not called the wizard sleeve
00:04:14the album was called the wizard's dream the wizard sleeve it's going to be really really interesting
00:04:21to form a band without seeing each other oh what so the idea is they form the band on the
00:04:27sound alone
00:04:28i think you'll probably produce a better group by going off with just talent alone really you think
00:04:34so oh my god it's love is blind for bands yeah i'm kind of scared the other singers aren't going
00:04:39to
00:04:39really like me or like my voice what's all these little boobs they go in pods how cool is that
00:04:44i'd
00:04:45happily just sit in there and have some time to myself i'd hate it i'm ready to be around a
00:04:50group
00:04:50of guys that i can call my brothers and be a great band ah okay so he wants to be
00:04:55in a boy band my name
00:04:56is dunzel this song has always spoke to my heart has always spoke to my soul well she's perked up
00:05:01and
00:05:01i hope it speaks to yours too okay well let's see if it speaks to our souls too assholes assholes
00:05:07assholes assholes he's gonna sing well isn't he oh he's gonna be good happy birthday to you
00:05:18oh i like that oh great voice oh god oh it's beautiful really good exactly it's quite good that's a
00:05:26voice oh this world could give i want him oh so they hit a button to see if they like
00:05:35him i'd hit
00:05:37the button absolutely i would have done it the second d you're happy without me oh god he's so good
00:05:47bye bye bye oh it's gorgeous he doesn't need a band my name's alia i am 22 years old
00:05:54oh alia please be good maybe i should try religion her voice sounds beautiful already doesn't it yeah
00:06:02now my tummy hurts he's in love with her oh she's great oh yeah she's got a great voice this
00:06:09it's really good it's brilliant yeah he's changed his mind now what's he doing he wants a boy band
00:06:19alia this is donzel okay i think these are gonna get on honestly i was thinking of all
00:06:26all guy group oh but then after i heard your voice i changed my mind i want a mixed group
00:06:30oh he's
00:06:32changed his mind oh fickle air pinky promise real quick okay air pinky promise oh they're doing pinkies
00:06:39oh that's it now they're locked in no matter what i 100 want to be in a boy band landon
00:06:45donzel said the
00:06:45same thing player let's see my name is landon i am 20 years old and i'm from saint george utah
00:06:52he's
00:06:52cute can he persuade donzel to change his mind back again today i'm gonna be singing a classic britney
00:06:58spears song oh oh please be toxic i like britney britney's brilliant yeah i really like her baby can't you
00:07:07see i'm calling yes i said that you called it but i'm not feeling this even from the first couple
00:07:16things
00:07:16look okay it's dangerous i'm falling he's got a bye-bye voice yeah he's got it's got that you're not
00:07:25got bob dellens voice has he anybody who sings like that
00:07:37come on really oh don sounds getting involved he was back on the scene landing dude what's up i think
00:07:46he's
00:07:46gonna betray don't do it donzel i would love to do a mixed band oh oh oh he wants a
00:07:54boy band oh i'm
00:07:56picturing like me you a couple other guys and i feel like we could have a unit and literally be
00:08:02like
00:08:02nsync yeah that is what i want we could all wear dungarees donzel that's what you wanted initially
00:08:09but are you now gonna snake aliyah that's the question but like oh you know aliyah shut up what's
00:08:15he gonna do donzel where's your integrity sir donzel don't let's do it oh no don't do that
00:08:28fuck you donzel donzel hi he's gonna have to tell a liar i was really excited to talk to you
00:08:39and get
00:08:39to know you oh no i don't mind just tell her like how did you get started and how did
00:08:45how did music
00:08:45come about that's not the question to ask the question is are we still an item i didn't even
00:08:51know i could sing but then like at church people was like say like yo you should take this serious
00:08:54and i'm like what do y'all take what serious dude cut to the chase just tell her you don't
00:08:59want her
00:08:59anymore donzel the last couple of years i like went through some hard trials with my mom and i had
00:09:04to
00:09:04take care of her my mom had had just been through like breast cancer oh my god oh god don't
00:09:13almost like
00:09:14losing her just like made me have this other perspective like on life oh no oh this is awful you
00:09:21can't drop her now how how have your conversations been going am i still even on your like choices
00:09:26like hey buddy you should say that
00:09:32i'm not gonna lie i started talking to landon thinking about a boy band and i was like
00:09:36i'm gonna go boy band oh oh that's how we did it but after just talking again i was like
00:09:44no
00:09:44i need to be with a leo like oh yes he just says what people need to hear he's a
00:09:52flip-flopper he's
00:09:54literally a flip-flopper he could be in two bands one girl one could be like there's people
00:09:58have a secret family that the other one doesn't know about oh i'm just going to get some butter
00:10:02from down the road oh my lord guys i've just gotta go and put the rubbish out oh my god
00:10:13what are you chewing on huh what are you chewing on then my lip well why i don't know i
00:10:18always have
00:10:18weird little habits i like bite my lip obviously like i bite my nails you know i tap my forehead
00:10:23a
00:10:23lot best mates jordan and perry even doing when we're performing on stage though if you're about
00:10:28to do a flip yeah i'm on stage doing it and that whole rhythm comes out there
00:10:36it's really hard to keep up with the routine and do that yeah skills play the bills player that's me
00:10:41and that's your skill what does jordan bring to the group get a load of this
00:10:51on tuesday there was some transatlantic dating on discovery plus hey clay you're single would you
00:10:57let me match make you no what do you mean no right who would you put me with would you
00:11:02not trust me
00:11:03i don't know oh i know all about long distance relationships an absolute load of bollocks
00:11:12i once went on a date where i lived in paris with a french girl
00:11:18so i might be able to bring some expertise to this i've got a friend who's married to someone who
00:11:23lives
00:11:23abroad and he quite likes it because he's got to come back here for work so he gets to be
00:11:26away from
00:11:27quite a lot that sounds like a good relationship oh yeah rock solid i'm victoria hi victoria
00:11:33i love karate i love her three years ago i moved to the best thing in the world new york
00:11:39can i just
00:11:39say it's chaos dating in new york i tried to do it myself messy in a few hours i'm headed
00:11:45to the
00:11:45airport going to ireland how exciting ireland you do love irish accent i love an irish accent i mean i
00:11:51do love a ginger i love a ginger i love a ginger that's why i'm going to ireland love some
00:11:56freckles
00:11:57they drink a lot i mean she has to stereotype the whole notion yeah she's going to ireland because
00:12:01you think they drink a lot they're ginger and they have freckles sorry she calls herself an
00:12:08equal opportunity dater this is the matchmaker but what it actually means is that she's desperate to
00:12:14date anyone wow all right straight up she's desperate to date anyone i want to see your wish
00:12:22list oh wish list there we go all right let's find out what she wants so what have we got
00:12:27here okay full
00:12:29head of hair full head of hair good no bull people right because i feel like i'm like spontaneous
00:12:36and i want someone with like a dark side a dark side yeah i'm really into golfs
00:12:41yeah or evil villains yeah preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair what tattoos i do like
00:12:50drugs on the spur of the moment did she say drugs did she say you know someone who could do
00:12:55drugs on
00:12:56the spur of the moment i thought she said that what the someone like wild like maybe they've been
00:13:01arrested i've been in prison she wants an absolute rogue you know what you say i quite like bad boys
00:13:08but i shouldn't she got really excited that i need him to have been arrested a few tattoos preferably
00:13:14on the neck really love a mug shot today is my first official date katarina has picked an oyster farm
00:13:22for our date spot an oyster farm bit obvious an oyster farm with a bad boy so the match i
00:13:28have for victoria
00:13:29is dave dave dave dave dave the dangerous day dangerous dave watch out let's see if an irish bad boy
00:13:39is the kind of guy victoria needs irish bad boy come on where's dave at freaking hell
00:13:53how are you good how are you very good nice to meet you he looks like a nice boy no
00:14:02he looks quite
00:14:03nice doesn't he so just there ah there you go oh god don't give dangerous dave a hose can i
00:14:12blast
00:14:12myself with it can i blast myself with it whoa he's mad he's mad he's mad he's fucking mad that
00:14:24was
00:14:24kind of sore actually no shit of course it was you just jet washed your face dave probably got a
00:14:31black eye
00:14:33yeah i'm not sure actually victoria seems like she's up for good fun and i really like that about
00:14:39her i appreciated that so like i wouldn't mind like sleeping with her
00:14:47dave is unbelievable that is definitely an aprodisiac i am getting so excited
00:14:52i'm feeling randy now what about you i'm feeling randy
00:14:56you sweet talking bastard imagine in broad daylight without a drink without even a bit of flirting
00:15:04someone just goes i've got the horn for you uh just to let you know i have an erection
00:15:10um i've had four oysters and uh i'm as hard as a tank let me try some like the green
00:15:16sauce
00:15:17dude how's that oh that's a good is that enough he's gonna be put too much on there and there's
00:15:21gonna be another dave wild moment isn't it not well yeah it's taken the horn out of him speaking
00:15:35of spice let's put something in my heart wait please do it please do it please do it please do
00:15:41it
00:15:43what are you doing no no no no no no oh
00:15:48oh
00:15:48oh my god
00:16:06He's an absolute fucking lunatic.
00:16:09For her next date, great icebreaker.
00:16:13Like, to be able to go, what's your worst first date?
00:16:15No one would believe her.
00:16:16Yeah, that's true.
00:16:17A guy turned up with a train horn that told me he was horny
00:16:20and then poured Tabasco in his eyes.
00:16:22Yeah, and sprayed himself in the face with a high-pressured hose.
00:16:34In Birmingham...
00:16:34Can I just say thank you for putting the bins out?
00:16:36I totally forgot.
00:16:37I woke up this morning and I was like,
00:16:39oh, I forgot the bins and then looked outside.
00:16:41The bins are out there.
00:16:43Yes, sir.
00:16:43Alison, her son Aidan and her sister Sandra.
00:16:47You're like the bin angel.
00:16:49The bin angel.
00:16:50The bin angel.
00:16:52I looked outside, I was like, oh, my golden child has done it.
00:16:57Thanks, I am.
00:16:58OK, sir, you are welcome.
00:16:59Well done, mate.
00:16:59Yeah, you can put them out.
00:17:00Thank you for me.
00:17:00Well done.
00:17:01Back, thanks.
00:17:02The only reason you remembered it, was you out all night?
00:17:05Yeah, because I was up all night.
00:17:06Oh, yeah.
00:17:07So I had the whole night to remember it.
00:17:10Aw.
00:17:12On Friday, there were more awkward encounters
00:17:15keeping us entertained on Channel 4.
00:17:18Yeah!
00:17:19Oh, I'm so good at these.
00:17:20I love first dates.
00:17:22I never dated.
00:17:23It wasn't really a thing when we were younger, was it?
00:17:25You kind of ended up, you snogged somebody
00:17:27and then you were going out with them.
00:17:28Yeah, that was exactly it.
00:17:30As the case may be.
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:31Come on.
00:17:31Let's find some love.
00:17:35Me and Ben do date night sometimes.
00:17:37Do we?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:38You know, we once went to the emergency vet
00:17:40in the middle of the night and we sort of treated it
00:17:41like a date.
00:17:43We're in the car park going,
00:17:44oh, this is nice, just me and you.
00:17:46The dog had eaten a chocolate orange.
00:17:48Oh.
00:17:49We had to go and get her stomach pumped.
00:17:50It was really romantic.
00:17:5329-year-old business owner Sophie
00:17:55is hoping to add romance to her agenda.
00:17:58Oh, Sophie.
00:18:01Absolutely nailing it.
00:18:03Sophie's got the shop window open for business.
00:18:05Nice to meet you, Sophie.
00:18:06There's Fred.
00:18:07Hi, Fred.
00:18:08What an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos.
00:18:12What an incredible look you have with all your tattoos.
00:18:15I'm a bisexual woman,
00:18:17so I'm looking for a romantic relationship with a woman.
00:18:22Oh, she's looking for a woman.
00:18:23We love the bi-girlies.
00:18:25I have female friends,
00:18:26but, you know,
00:18:27I think I'm looking for something
00:18:28that's a bit of a stronger connection than that.
00:18:31She's kind, she's nice,
00:18:32she's looking for a nice relationship.
00:18:33This is great.
00:18:34This is what we want to hear.
00:18:35Sophie's date is Emily,
00:18:36a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress.
00:18:41Do you know what?
00:18:41They're going to go wow together.
00:18:43And she's got the tuts as well.
00:18:43I can see.
00:18:43Look at these two.
00:18:44Hello.
00:18:45Hi.
00:18:46Wow.
00:18:47I love you.
00:18:47I'm freezing.
00:18:48I'm so sorry.
00:18:49Nice to meet you.
00:18:52How could they not hit it off?
00:18:53They seem happy,
00:18:55but also...
00:18:55Well, I've only had one hug.
00:18:57What do you mean you seem happy?
00:18:58No, they don't look horrified.
00:19:01You look stunning.
00:19:03So do you.
00:19:04I wasn't sure if this was a bit OTT.
00:19:07What, they're having your boobs out at dinner?
00:19:08No, it's fine.
00:19:10Well, they just look like twins
00:19:11if you turn the lights off.
00:19:13Oh, there's a wage film.
00:19:14Who's this fella?
00:19:16Bare nerves.
00:19:17Right.
00:19:17But yeah, it's...
00:19:18Dragon Ball, man.
00:19:20It's different.
00:19:21Well, I still popped out of nowhere.
00:19:22Definitely different.
00:19:23Isn't his dear coming?
00:19:24Well, I hope so.
00:19:26I should have done that.
00:19:27Oh, has he been stood up?
00:19:29Oh, what's...
00:19:30Oh, poor fella.
00:19:32I'm really confused.
00:19:33Yeah, who is this guy?
00:19:34Who's the guy?
00:19:35What's your dating, like, history?
00:19:37What's your dating history?
00:19:38Good question.
00:19:39So, I'm actually really not practised in dating at all.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44Is that what you asked right at the start?
00:19:46What's your dating history?
00:19:47People do not have time to mess around.
00:19:48Okay, all right.
00:19:49It's a fast world.
00:19:50This is my first date with a woman.
00:19:53Whoa.
00:19:55Really?
00:19:56Yes.
00:19:58Well, you're doing great.
00:19:59She's way more confident than her, isn't she?
00:20:01Good review.
00:20:02Jeez, that's scary.
00:20:03Yeah, man.
00:20:04But you're stunning.
00:20:05So are you.
00:20:06Yeah, you are very my type, for sure.
00:20:08You very much are.
00:20:09Boom.
00:20:10Girls are so much kinder, aren't they?
00:20:12I know, it's really nice, isn't it?
00:20:14Yeah, it's like, no, you are.
00:20:17So, um...
00:20:18Big reveal.
00:20:19Who's the dude?
00:20:20I'm married.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24She's married.
00:20:26She's married.
00:20:26See, this is why I do it at my first date.
00:20:28She's on a dating show.
00:20:30It's the guy at the bar, and he's here right now, turnover.
00:20:34My husband is at the bar.
00:20:36Oh, boom.
00:20:37That's the bloke at the bar.
00:20:43Oh, my God, are they going to be a throuple?
00:20:46I mean, yeah, but surely you ask if somebody's interested in being a throuple.
00:20:51It's got to be, by prior agreement, surely a throuple.
00:20:54You don't just throuple someone.
00:20:56No, you can't.
00:20:57You can't throuple someone as a surprise.
00:20:59Or can you?
00:21:00Hello.
00:21:01How are you?
00:21:01Hi, I'm good.
00:21:03Going good?
00:21:04Going good, yeah.
00:21:05This is Ricky.
00:21:06Maybe I'm too practical for this kind of thing, but all I...
00:21:09Where's he going to sit?
00:21:10See, I...
00:21:11It's not for me, this.
00:21:13I don't even like sharing my sweets.
00:21:15Let me give you a hug.
00:21:16I'm Emily.
00:21:16Hi.
00:21:19Emily's not mucking around.
00:21:21How are you?
00:21:22I'm good.
00:21:23How are you?
00:21:23How are you feeling?
00:21:25A bit more nervous.
00:21:26Well, actually, no, not as nervous as I was.
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Not as nervous.
00:21:31I'm not nervous.
00:21:34It's very good.
00:21:35I think I was very nervous.
00:21:38I think I might get another drink in it.
00:21:48You were very nervous to tell me about your situations.
00:21:53Yeah, so I said, so, I have a husband.
00:21:55And I was just like, slay.
00:21:57Slay.
00:21:57Wow.
00:21:58Wow.
00:22:00Slay, baby.
00:22:01Wow.
00:22:01You got a husband.
00:22:02So easy.
00:22:03They like proper, like, couple goals, energy, you two.
00:22:07Is it, is that couple goals?
00:22:09This, you know, Emily's confident.
00:22:10She's handling two first dates at the same time, like it's nothing.
00:22:13Yeah, and no one prepped her ever.
00:22:15Yeah, exactly.
00:22:15She was like, uh, okay.
00:22:16When I was in my late 20s, I discovered this thing, polyamory, non-monogamy.
00:22:22She's into it.
00:22:22She's into it.
00:22:23So is that a throuple, a polyamory, non-monogamy?
00:22:26Yeah, exactly that.
00:22:27Part of it for me is, like, witnessing that love and that connection between the primary couple.
00:22:34It's a funny old world, isn't it?
00:22:36So, would you like to see each other again?
00:22:39Of course.
00:22:40Here we go.
00:22:41Absolutely.
00:22:42Love to see you again.
00:22:43I think you're lovely.
00:22:44And I think, kind of, we had a really good connection, I thought, so.
00:22:48They did.
00:22:49There's a guy to your left, by the way, just to let you know.
00:22:51There's a fella there as well.
00:22:53I agree.
00:22:54I would love to see you guys again.
00:22:55Oh, wow.
00:22:57Look how relieved he is.
00:22:59Look, he's buzzing.
00:23:02No time like the present, guys.
00:23:04What the hell?
00:23:05That is quite complicated.
00:23:08Come on, let's have a three-way kiss.
00:23:10No, no.
00:23:10Oh, come on.
00:23:12No.
00:23:12We love each other.
00:23:14Matches sat in their feet like that.
00:23:17Can I get a kiss?
00:23:20Oh, please.
00:23:23Please.
00:23:24Can I get a kiss?
00:23:26I can hear you.
00:23:27I can hear you kissing behind me.
00:23:31In London.
00:23:32I was ready to show you how I can actually look like a Grinch.
00:23:35Oh, OK.
00:23:36Hold on.
00:23:37Hannah and a friend, Tim.
00:23:51Yeah, it's perfect.
00:23:53Now, now just the cross about Christmas.
00:23:55That is amazing.
00:23:58OK, I've never been attracted to you before.
00:24:01But now, now, I've always, I've always wanted to snog the Grinch.
00:24:07On Saturday, it was a rock and roll reunion
00:24:10that was making headlines on the BBC.
00:24:15The news.
00:24:18Let me have a go.
00:24:24Good afternoon.
00:24:25Good afternoon.
00:24:26Hello.
00:24:26Good afternoon.
00:24:27I like her, you know, that blonde woman.
00:24:29I like her.
00:24:30Oasis have thanked their fans for putting up with them over the years
00:24:33after performing their first gig since 2009.
00:24:36Yes!
00:24:36Are you excited?
00:24:38Uh, yeah.
00:24:40Are you going to see them?
00:24:41Oh, yeah.
00:24:42Yay.
00:24:43I love Oasis.
00:24:44Do you have the time?
00:24:46That's great.
00:24:47Sorry.
00:24:49That was Green Day.
00:24:50Yeah, bro.
00:24:51That's not how you lead with praise for a band you love.
00:24:54The Gallagher brothers took to the stage at Cardiff's Principality Stadium
00:24:57last night for the first show in their world tour.
00:25:00Welcome back, boys.
00:25:01Stories have been circulating that what broke up the band in the first place
00:25:04was that Liam threw a plum at Noel's head.
00:25:08No.
00:25:09That was the straw that broke the Oasis donkey back.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:12And here they are, Liam and Noel, their hands clasped together and raised to the sky
00:25:19in an image that's already gone around the world.
00:25:22I noticed that Liam was like this.
00:25:26It's like, we love each other but we don't really.
00:25:2962,000 fans in Cardiff's Principality Stadium and they were all mad for it.
00:25:35I wanted to get some tickets but I couldn't get any of them.
00:25:38Sold out?
00:25:38Literally sold out.
00:25:39Wow.
00:25:40Would you like to try texting one of them?
00:25:42I don't know her.
00:25:43Oh.
00:25:45Isn't that what we don't like?
00:25:46Text, you know, the text's like, no, I don't know her.
00:25:48Yeah, go on, just drop it in your face.
00:25:50If you can, go on.
00:25:51That was stupid.
00:25:53He does love an anorak.
00:25:55He's a snappy dresser.
00:25:56He's a snappy dresser.
00:25:57But hottest day of the year in a black anorak.
00:26:00He couldn't go out in a T-shirt though.
00:26:01What, a T-shirt and a bucket hat?
00:26:03Significantly, one of the first songs they played was Acquiesce.
00:26:06One of the few Oasis tracks to feature both Liam and Noel on vocals.
00:26:12They wrote some amazing songs and made some amazing music.
00:26:16Yeah, working class fucking heroes.
00:26:19And that's what they are and that's what I love about them.
00:26:22I'm absolutely emotional.
00:26:23I had tears running down my tears, I'll be honest with you,
00:26:26because to me, I grew up with them bands.
00:26:29How many bucket hats do you think were in Cardiff last night?
00:26:31I think Cardiff was full.
00:26:33It was awash with bucket hats.
00:26:34Teeming with the bucket hat.
00:26:35They ended with a brief hug.
00:26:38Now there's just 40 more shows to go.
00:26:39Do you think they're going to fall out again?
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:43Do you think if we didn't speak to each other for 20 years,
00:26:45we'd sell more books?
00:26:48Do you think anyone would care?
00:26:50But would we go in with our arms held up high?
00:26:52It would be like...
00:26:54All right, Leamington Spa, make some noise.
00:26:58You've got high hopes for us, haven't you?
00:27:00All right, Merthyr Tidville Library.
00:27:03Don't make too much noise, it's a library.
00:27:05Imagine if Ant and Dec had a massive falling out like Oasis.
00:27:08Oh, it would never happen, babes.
00:27:09It would never happen.
00:27:10You might win an NTA if that happened.
00:27:13I think that's your only chance.
00:27:17I hope it does.
00:27:25In North London...
00:27:27What are you doing?
00:27:28I'm cutting up my wrap.
00:27:30With scissors?
00:27:31Yeah, do you not use scissors?
00:27:33No.
00:27:33Do you not, really?
00:27:34No.
00:27:34Do sandwiches?
00:27:35Best friends Sarah and Claire.
00:27:38Look, watch.
00:27:39All right, ready?
00:27:40Yeah.
00:27:42Look how perfect that is.
00:27:43Oh!
00:27:44Oh!
00:27:44No!
00:27:46Scissors, babe, have a go.
00:27:47All right.
00:27:48Honestly, much better than a knife.
00:27:49All the fillings don't follow.
00:27:51Me husband thinks I'm absolutely crackers.
00:27:53He hates it.
00:27:54Look, see, you've done it.
00:27:55You've done it.
00:27:56Isn't that good?
00:27:57Look how nice that is.
00:27:59Yeah.
00:27:59You've scissors on everything, babe.
00:28:01Can we do a cheers?
00:28:02Cheers.
00:28:02Cheers, babe.
00:28:03Cheers.
00:28:05On Thursday night,
00:28:06Olivia Atwood was chasing perfection again on ITV2.
00:28:11I need a skincare routine.
00:28:12My skin's awful.
00:28:14Mm-hmm.
00:28:15It's...
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16That's the thing I meant to not agree.
00:28:17Sorry.
00:28:18What the hell was that?
00:28:19Let's see how much we can not look away.
00:28:21Yeah, okay.
00:28:22Great.
00:28:22You know, like, laugh out loud,
00:28:23but, like, just can't look away.
00:28:25I'm Olivia Atwood.
00:28:27Oh, my God.
00:28:29Okay, I've got to look away.
00:28:30What is this?
00:28:31And I'm no stranger to a tweakment or two.
00:28:34Just going to put me off my wrap.
00:28:35With us Brits spending billions of pounds a year on cosmetics.
00:28:39What was that?
00:28:40This is the one where I start off going,
00:28:42you should grow old gracefully.
00:28:43And then at the end,
00:28:44I'm trying to write down the surgeon's name and number.
00:28:47So you want more projection?
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:49So I'm back.
00:28:50No, no, what's the matter of the rest?
00:28:52Go on, sit bigger.
00:28:53To discover the real price we're willing to pay.
00:28:56You can't believe it.
00:28:57For perfection.
00:28:59That's right.
00:29:00You'll never be perfect, will you?
00:29:01No, I don't mean you.
00:29:03I am.
00:29:06The price of perfection.
00:29:07Let's go.
00:29:08Come on.
00:29:09Men.
00:29:10How can we be more perfect?
00:29:13A tail.
00:29:14A tail.
00:29:15You should get a tail.
00:29:16In the next couple of weeks,
00:29:18I'm getting my eyebrows tattooed on.
00:29:22I've come to a clinic in Birmingham
00:29:23to meet a guy who is one of an increasing number of men
00:29:26turning to liposuction for a quick fix on the torso.
00:29:30Oh, so get rid of the little old pot belly.
00:29:33Yeah, I'd have a bit of that, liposuction.
00:29:36There's nothing wrong with that.
00:29:37I'll suck the fucking fat out of you.
00:29:39I'm meeting Michael and his wife in there.
00:29:41Then we have a little look at his Instagram.
00:29:45I'm not ashamed to say for the years,
00:29:46I've gained a bit of a dad box.
00:29:48I mean, who hasn't?
00:29:48What?
00:29:49He's getting lipo.
00:29:50He looks better than me now.
00:29:51I was going to say, he looks fine.
00:29:53What we're trying to do now
00:29:53is get abs back, wherever they are, in there somewhere.
00:29:56Oh, so he used to have abs.
00:29:58Doesn't bother me enough.
00:29:59You like a man, boo?
00:30:00No, I'm not saying I like that.
00:30:02What size cup do you like?
00:30:03Nothing bigger than me,
00:30:04which is basically anything.
00:30:06I heard more people like dad bods than don't.
00:30:08Yeah, I think everyone says that.
00:30:10I think every partner says they like your dad bod
00:30:12until you get into an argument.
00:30:13No.
00:30:13Suddenly they tell you like a melted ice cream
00:30:15and everyone's feelings get hurt.
00:30:17It's just what I've heard.
00:30:18He's about to have 360 lipo.
00:30:20All the way around.
00:30:22Unless it costs £3.60.
00:30:25And then he's having this fat transferred
00:30:28to his shoulders, traps, biceps.
00:30:32It's like, how does that even work?
00:30:33Because would it not be like all doughy?
00:30:34You can't get fat and put it up there.
00:30:36It's just going to dribble down again.
00:30:38This is a superb idea.
00:30:40It's a great idea.
00:30:41There are no downsides to this.
00:30:43Nice, big, wobbly shoulders.
00:30:46Yes.
00:30:46I mean.
00:30:48What is the price, do you mind me asking?
00:30:49Because there's quite a lot of stuff.
00:30:51£12,995.
00:30:52£13,000?
00:30:53I'm going to say £12,000, but yeah.
00:30:54£13,000.
00:30:55Oh, that's a lot of money, bub.
00:30:58He's ready.
00:30:58Wow, this is...
00:30:59Welcome back.
00:31:00So.
00:31:01Oh!
00:31:03What the hell?
00:31:05Oh, no.
00:31:06They didn't have to give him those.
00:31:09With the socks?
00:31:10I know, socks a little bit higher.
00:31:12His socks, it's...
00:31:13Come on.
00:31:14What are we watching here?
00:31:15Dr. Fasano uses an ultrasound cannula.
00:31:18They really go in there, don't they?
00:31:20That's hard, Ripple.
00:31:21That's just sucking fat out.
00:31:23Yeah.
00:31:23All right.
00:31:23Ready, steady.
00:31:26Oh!
00:31:26Oh!
00:31:27God!
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:32What's that?
00:31:33The back?
00:31:33Coming out or going in?
00:31:34Coming out.
00:31:35Do not waste it.
00:31:36No-one throw this tub away.
00:31:38This is going in his shoulders.
00:31:40So now I'm doing the front of the sides.
00:31:42I feel like I've got to know him better than I thought.
00:31:44You're going to be so sore.
00:31:46You're going to be so sore, bro.
00:31:47Can you please turn that light off?
00:31:50Oh, yeah.
00:31:50Turn the lights off.
00:31:51It's unbearable to watch.
00:31:53This is a really good time I'm having with you.
00:31:56Why did you change the lighting?
00:31:58So I'm just double-checking the definition that I was able to scout so far.
00:32:03Oh, my goodness.
00:32:04Look at that.
00:32:04Shut up.
00:32:05No way.
00:32:06Do you know what?
00:32:07I'm sold.
00:32:08Are you sold?
00:32:08I might go and get it.
00:32:11By working with the shadows.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15Imagine going to sleep fat.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:18Waking up slim with a six-pack.
00:32:20Yeah, sure.
00:32:21That would be pretty cool.
00:32:22In total, five litres of fat have been removed and just over half a litre is being injected back into
00:32:28Michael's upper body.
00:32:29I'm fascinated.
00:32:31Is that half a litre, what your drink is, your pint?
00:32:33Well, now you've compared it to that, I'm not going to be drinking any more of it.
00:32:36No, but that was probably about just short of 500, isn't it?
00:32:43Michael had a rough two weeks recovering from...
00:32:45I bet he did.
00:32:46That was quite a lot they had done.
00:32:48Right, let's see it.
00:32:53Wow.
00:32:55That's annoyed me, that has.
00:32:57Why?
00:32:57Because I've had to work at mine, my hunkiness.
00:33:02I wasn't given it for under 13 grand.
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Would you ever go in and do this?
00:33:07Now I know they do it like that, yeah.
00:33:10Oh, you had the eyelids cut off.
00:33:12Oh, my God.
00:33:13You were a weight, weren't you?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15Did it smell like chicken when they were sizzling it away?
00:33:17You could smell it.
00:33:18I have a facial, does that count?
00:33:20No.
00:33:21No?
00:33:21What if I put in a tight ponytail and it lifts up my face a bit?
00:33:27That's fine.
00:33:28Get me another bauble.
00:33:29I need another bauble.
00:33:32In Manchester...
00:33:34I don't keep snacks often in the house.
00:33:36Don't you?
00:33:36I have no control.
00:33:38I'm really bad.
00:33:39I eat so many nuts.
00:33:41Friends Mark and Kelly...
00:33:43I love nuts.
00:33:44You love nuts.
00:33:46For God's sake.
00:33:47For God's sake.
00:33:52For crying out loud.
00:33:55How old are you?
00:33:56How old are you?
00:34:00Too old to love nuts.
00:34:02I know.
00:34:05Don't give me any more wine.
00:34:07On Friday, it was a British institution making the headlines on the BBC.
00:34:13Let's see what's happening in the world, Claire.
00:34:15No news is good news.
00:34:16No, but the opinion matters, let's see.
00:34:19If you give the wrong opinion on the news, your thoughts.
00:34:22Quick, you've got to sit down before the music finishes.
00:34:25Mum!
00:34:26It's bad luck.
00:34:27I've lost my glasses.
00:34:28They're there.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:29Too late.
00:34:30Now, bingo halls may traditionally attract a slightly older crowd.
00:34:34Really?
00:34:34Love a game of bingo.
00:34:36Last time I went to bingo was 1977.
00:34:41But the industry says more than 40% of new customers are under 35.
00:34:46It's true.
00:34:46It's true.
00:34:47The last time I went to bingo, I'm telling you, everyone was liking their teenagers.
00:34:51It's a Monday night in Luton.
00:34:53Oh, Monday night in Luton.
00:34:54Oh.
00:34:54You had me at Luton, babe.
00:34:56And although the bingo hall isn't full, the mix of people is interesting.
00:35:00Popping off in there.
00:35:01To be fair, it looks as bleak as it always did.
00:35:04Bingo's good fun.
00:35:05What, so everybody can get out of their pens and put their splodges on a piece of paper?
00:35:09Don't call them pens.
00:35:09They're dabbers.
00:35:10Look closely and you'll see younger groups.
00:35:13I don't want the youngs involved in my bingo.
00:35:16I want old people.
00:35:18Charlie, who's 25, has been dabbing his bingo card for about a year.
00:35:23Oh, this is fun.
00:35:24I'd like a family group.
00:35:25That'd be sick.
00:35:26You know what I mean?
00:35:26Little day out.
00:35:27My mum and my brother come for, there was about three months.
00:35:30I was reluctant at first.
00:35:32Of course you were, Charlie.
00:35:33Then you saw the light.
00:35:34Trying to see your mum.
00:35:35I suppose something we can do together.
00:35:37I can't exactly take her down to the football court and have a kickabout.
00:35:40So, we'll come here.
00:35:41I just don't understand why he can't take his mum to play football.
00:35:44That's true.
00:35:45Put her in gold.
00:35:46I want my grandchildren to take me.
00:35:49Yeah, it'd be nice, wouldn't it?
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:50Bingo has been on quite a journey from the slightly stuffy days.
00:35:54Look, it's from back when you guys were in the bingo.
00:35:56The black and white days.
00:35:57Of the 50s and 60s.
00:35:59They all look like my grandma used to look.
00:36:01Yeah, exactly that.
00:36:02Absolute skirt there, look at that.
00:36:05Oh.
00:36:05I used to go with me granny riding.
00:36:07No, I honestly...
00:36:09Do you remember the Buckingham?
00:36:10Yeah, yeah.
00:36:10Next to Unit 4?
00:36:11Bingo used to be a thing.
00:36:13Back in Luton, Sophia is dabbing multiple sheets at the same time.
00:36:17That's mad.
00:36:18Because you're meant to focus on one sheet.
00:36:20Oh, she's a double dabber.
00:36:22That's not you.
00:36:23My granny rider had about...
00:36:25I'm not bullshitting here.
00:36:27She had about 10 sheets like that.
00:36:30Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:36:31In an increasingly atomised and fractured world, Bingo is seeing a renaissance.
00:36:37Mm-hm.
00:36:38It's a bit of a deep line there.
00:36:39Five minutes, 50, eight.
00:36:41She's done it.
00:36:43House!
00:36:43I dream about going, house!
00:36:48Or some of them...
00:36:49Don't dream, just do it.
00:36:51Go on, shout it now.
00:36:52Well, they don't even say house anymore.
00:36:54Sometimes they just go...
00:36:55Just do it now, it's your dream to shout house.
00:36:58Do it, go.
00:36:59House!
00:37:00What do I get?
00:37:02Nothing.
00:37:10In Essex.
00:37:11I want to have a word with you.
00:37:12Yeah?
00:37:13My gardener...
00:37:14Yeah?
00:37:15..is here...
00:37:16Yeah?
00:37:16..to do my gardens.
00:37:17And he does.
00:37:18What he's not here to do is at half two in the afternoon...
00:37:21Yeah?
00:37:22..you come round, kidnap him,
00:37:24to get him to take you to Chelmsford
00:37:26to change a dress.
00:37:27Rylan and his mum, Linda.
00:37:30I never went...
00:37:31How many times have you gone to Chelmsford with Tom?
00:37:32To change the size.
00:37:33How many times have you gone to Chelmsford with Tom?
00:37:34There you go.
00:37:36No.
00:37:36So not only did you steal him yesterday
00:37:38from my garden to take...
00:37:39No, no.
00:37:39Let me finish.
00:37:40No, but at five o'clock...
00:37:41Let me finish.
00:37:42...on his way home and done that.
00:37:43Let me finish to take you to Chelmsford
00:37:45to change the same dress.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:47Two weeks ago,
00:37:48you got him to go and change the dress again
00:37:50and he didn't leave here at five o'clock.
00:37:52Yeah, we did.
00:37:53He left here, like,
00:37:54well, half four,
00:37:54what time he normally leaves.
00:37:56Don't tell me,
00:37:56cos I know what time he leaves.
00:37:58Stop robbing my gardener
00:37:59to go and do your personal shopping, please.
00:38:01No, I'm moving them, it's important.
00:38:03So's my garden.
00:38:04Well.
00:38:06In West London...
00:38:07Do you know what I got given today?
00:38:09Look at this.
00:38:10This is amazing.
00:38:11I got given this
00:38:12from our amazing porn broker
00:38:14on the show,
00:38:15Dan Hatfield.
00:38:16Good friends Ben and Kat.
00:38:18So Dan was going through some stuff
00:38:21and he found some antique silver spoons
00:38:22from the 1870s
00:38:24and he thought,
00:38:25do you know, Ben would love these
00:38:26because these teaspoons
00:38:27are golf clubs
00:38:29and he knows how much I love golf.
00:38:31Look at those.
00:38:33Aren't they beautiful?
00:38:34They actually are beautiful
00:38:36and they'd be great for a dippy egg,
00:38:38for dipping,
00:38:38like, scooping out a dippy egg.
00:38:40Yeah, and then...
00:38:41I thought, first of all,
00:38:42they were, like...
00:38:44nose pickers.
00:38:46Victorian nasal removers.
00:38:49Oh, they could be used as tweezers
00:38:50or something, couldn't they?
00:38:52What?
00:38:52You are actually putting
00:38:53my new silver spoons
00:38:54up your nose, Kat Dealey.
00:38:57It's okay, there's no remnants.
00:39:03No, you can keep them.
00:39:05This week,
00:39:05the life or death childhood game
00:39:07came to a dramatic conclusion
00:39:09on Netflix.
00:39:10I know you're only on series two,
00:39:12but I've got to watch the final now
00:39:14because everyone will be
00:39:14talking to me about it.
00:39:16But you'll forget by next week anyway,
00:39:18so you won't ruin it for yourself.
00:39:19I'll probably forget by tonight.
00:39:20True.
00:39:21This is it.
00:39:21It's all been building to.
00:39:22I just want to make sure I'm set.
00:39:24Yeah, same.
00:39:25Yeah, come on.
00:39:27This is, like, it.
00:39:29We're done.
00:39:29I can't get in the right zone for it.
00:39:31Lean on me.
00:39:32No.
00:39:38Ain't based on a true story, is it?
00:39:40It's all true.
00:39:41You know this.
00:39:42No, it ain't.
00:39:43Can't be.
00:39:44This was all over the news,
00:39:45like, 20 years ago.
00:39:46No, it wasn't.
00:39:46They found that island in South Korea.
00:39:49No.
00:39:50Did you not know that?
00:39:51No, you're winding me up.
00:39:52Yes, I'm winding you up.
00:39:53Yeah, all right.
00:39:57Oh, this isn't looking good.
00:40:00A new game.
00:40:02Players, congratulations, and welcome to the final game.
00:40:07There's the baby.
00:40:08Is the baby exempt, or is it?
00:40:11No, the baby's playing, too.
00:40:12The baby is two, two, two.
00:40:13You will start on the square pillar, move on to the triangle pillar, and finally end on
00:40:19the circle pillar.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:21So far, so good.
00:40:22On each shape, you will play a pushing game.
00:40:25Oh, I don't like this.
00:40:26A pushing game?
00:40:28You've got to push people off.
00:40:29So basically, you've just got to push everybody off.
00:40:30If you, as a group, manage to push one or more players off while they are still alive,
00:40:35the round will end, and all remaining players will move on to the triangle pillar.
00:40:39Oh, this is horrible.
00:40:40It's awful.
00:40:41It's like sumo wrestling, but with your life.
00:40:43To begin the first round, please press the button on the ground.
00:40:47They've got to find the button.
00:40:48Where's the button?
00:40:49Is there a button?
00:40:51The game has now begun.
00:40:52This is hectic.
00:40:53Here we go.
00:40:54They should have discussed tactics first.
00:40:56If no one objects, I say, let's vote to see if player 222 is our final pick.
00:41:00Wait, what?
00:41:01The baby?
00:41:01The baby?
00:41:02You've phoned a kid.
00:41:03No, don't get rid of the baby.
00:41:05You can't get rid of the baby.
00:41:06No.
00:41:07Wait.
00:41:10I object.
00:41:11333 can't do that.
00:41:12No.
00:41:12That's his baby.
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:13He is actually the baby's dad.
00:41:16Oh, does he know?
00:41:17He knows, but no one else does.
00:41:18Right.
00:41:19I think for this round, we should choose someone easier to eliminate.
00:41:27Oh, no.
00:41:28Leave him alone.
00:41:30I mean, he's made himself look quite vulnerable there, that one, hasn't he?
00:41:34125 is toast.
00:41:35Yeah.
00:41:38Oh, hello.
00:41:39I've got a weapon all of a sudden.
00:41:41I've got a big pole.
00:41:42That's like a javelin now.
00:41:43Yes!
00:41:44You can push people off with it.
00:41:47What did I do?
00:41:48That was so wrong.
00:41:49What was it?
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:51I thought it was like a hand push.
00:41:53We didn't know we were jousting.
00:42:01Bye-bye.
00:42:02Oh, he's gone.
00:42:03Gone.
00:42:03Pushed him.
00:42:04And he's taken the pole with him.
00:42:05I'll be only having to chuck one off at a time.
00:42:08And he's taken the pole with him.
00:42:10He's fallen to his death.
00:42:12The pole!
00:42:19Could you bring the pole back?
00:42:22Good news is, baby's still alive for now.
00:42:24OK, baby's still safe.
00:42:26A bit later, there were only three players left for the final round,
00:42:31including 3-3-3, who managed to get hold of another pole.
00:42:37Hand the baby over.
00:42:38What?
00:42:39No!
00:42:40So, hold on a minute.
00:42:41The dad wants to get the baby so he can get rid of the baby and win the game.
00:42:45Yeah.
00:42:45And it's his child.
00:42:46That's his own child.
00:42:47Oh, this is awful.
00:42:53Oh, he's done it.
00:42:54Oh, my God, no.
00:43:01Oh, that's precarious.
00:43:03Oh, no, he ain't going to chuck the baby off.
00:43:05Oh, he's got to get onto the platform first and start the game.
00:43:07I think winning a squid game by...
00:43:09Hurling an infant.
00:43:10It's not my thing.
00:43:11Hurling an infant.
00:43:12So, just to clarify, are you anti-hurling infants into voids?
00:43:16I think so.
00:43:22What's he doing?
00:43:23He's going to get the knife.
00:43:26Oh, four, five, six.
00:43:27Come on, mate.
00:43:28To the rescue.
00:43:31Oh!
00:43:31Run, four, five, six.
00:43:32Look at that bridge.
00:43:33Run.
00:43:34Run and jump.
00:43:35Right, bro.
00:43:35Run.
00:43:36Run.
00:43:37Go on.
00:43:38Go on.
00:43:38Oh, my goodness.
00:43:39Go on.
00:43:44Oh, my goodness.
00:43:45Yes.
00:43:46Good parkour.
00:43:47What a jump.
00:43:50Oh, my Lord.
00:43:52This is intense.
00:43:53Now, what's he going to do?
00:43:54He's got the pole.
00:43:56Oh, pole be nice.
00:43:58Oh, he's lost his knife.
00:44:00Please pull the button at the centre of the pillar to begin the final round.
00:44:04Why are they not pressing the button?
00:44:06Oh, my gosh.
00:44:07They haven't pressed the button yet.
00:44:08If they don't press the button, then the round hasn't started.
00:44:10So, if one of them dies now, it doesn't count.
00:44:12No.
00:44:16Oh, that's the bar's gone.
00:44:18The bar's gone.
00:44:19Now what?
00:44:20Now it's a wrestle.
00:44:22Uh-oh.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:26Fuck it out.
00:44:27I don't know.
00:44:28He survives everything, Mr. Hoverblow, isn't he?
00:44:32Oh, they're both gone.
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:40How strong's four, five, six?
00:44:45If he falls now, he wants him alive because he's not pressed the fucking button.
00:44:50It's not going to count.
00:44:54Oh, no.
00:44:56He's gone.
00:44:56Oh, no.
00:45:00The final round has begun.
00:45:02Oh.
00:45:03Oh, fucking hell.
00:45:09We all know what's going to happen now.
00:45:11He's got no choice.
00:45:12It's him or the baby, isn't it?
00:45:14Four, five, six values his humanity more than he values his life.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:25I'm crying.
00:45:28I'm crying.
00:45:29Oh, baby.
00:45:38That's him going.
00:45:39No, he ain't going to fall.
00:45:40He is.
00:45:41He's falling backwards, ma'am.
00:45:47No.
00:45:49Oh, man.
00:45:51Oh, he was a good guy.
00:45:53Fair play.
00:45:54Four, five, six.
00:45:56Clear.
00:45:56Clear, four, five, six.
00:45:58All eliminated.
00:46:00The baby's the winner.
00:46:01That's it.
00:46:02So, what will happen with the baby now?
00:46:05What's he going to do, man?
00:46:06He can't even fucking walk.
00:46:07Oh, my God.
00:46:08We're done, though.
00:46:11What do you do now?
00:46:12This is what I hate about the series.
00:46:14Now, like, what?
00:46:15Now, what do I do?
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:17Take a sip of water and go home?
00:46:19Yes, sir.
00:46:19I am home.
00:46:21Should we go to bed?
00:46:24Should we go up?
00:46:31The Gallaghers remember their chaotic rise to musical domination in the 90s.
00:46:36Oasis Supersonic.
00:46:37Stream now, unless you're at Heaton Park tonight.
00:46:40And you can stream series one of The Couple Next Door.
00:46:43Have a saucy binge, perhaps, before the new series starts Monday at nine.
00:46:48Next tonight, it's new first dates.
00:46:52The perfect, perfect world.
00:46:56You
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