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00:00Are you anti-custard or pro-custard?
00:02I love custard.
00:03Right, we're on the same page,
00:04because I've met people that hate custard,
00:06and I'm like, you're actually wrong in the head.
00:08Custard's the nicest thing going.
00:10Hot or cold.
00:11I'll eat that shit with a spoon, cold, like, out of the tin.
00:15I love custard.
00:16Why is custard anyways?
00:19What in the name of God is going on?
00:22God, come on!
00:23See what I mean?
00:24Oh my God!
00:24I always go for it.
00:26Oh.
00:27What did you do that for?
00:28Why did you touch it, you fool?
00:30Does that look alright?
00:31It wasn't like that in my days.
00:35I have a ball doing that.
00:38Are you scarlet or something?
00:39Oh, I just can't get over this, like.
00:41I love mad shit like this.
00:49In the week when Ireland welcomed a new president to the park,
00:52we watched loads of great telly.
00:55Disney Plus showed us a well-known face
00:57who's trying her very best in her latest acting role.
01:00Is this Kim Kardashian's new team?
01:02Yeah.
01:03Didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
01:05Like, how could you look at that and say,
01:07didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
01:08Come to daddy.
01:09Oh, no.
01:11RTE1 showed us how a GoFundMe campaign
01:13completely changed one person's life.
01:15I've never really liked glass patio doors.
01:18I just have the image in my head that shatter easily, you know?
01:21Well, security, that's sad.
01:23Six months ago, he was homeless
01:25and he's looking at plans for his house.
01:28And a mead man was belting out some tunes on Sky Cinema Comedy.
01:33All those happy days, they seem so hard to find.
01:37Oh, get in there, Pierce, you boy!
01:39When you're gone, when you're gone,
01:41though I try, how can I carry on?
01:44Didn't even know Pierce Brosnan could sing.
01:47Well, he can't really, no.
01:48Well, he can't, no, not really.
01:55In Tipperary...
01:56Who gives a fuck about Dementia's name?
01:59Anastasia and her dad, Noel.
02:03They did have better music, though.
02:04They were brilliant times, yeah.
02:05Yeah.
02:07They were very funny times.
02:09Yeah.
02:10I'm more than 97, were you?
02:11I was born in 96.
02:13Right.
02:14Come on, Nick.
02:15I'm your first-born child.
02:18I did a game.
02:19Fucking some kind of an encyclopedia or something.
02:22What age am I?
02:23Huh?
02:23What age am I?
02:25I'm not sure what age.
02:26You're 30, are you?
02:27I'm 29, Dad.
02:28What about you?
02:29We have this row every year.
02:31You always add a year on to me.
02:34That skin tag is very bad on your eye.
02:35Do you know that?
02:36I know, I know.
02:37Oh, Jesus.
02:38That's hanging over your eye, actually.
02:40I know.
02:40Me eyes are sore.
02:41Me head is sore.
02:42Everything is sore.
02:44Aww.
02:44This week, we were gripped by the high-stakes real-life version
02:48of a well-known Netflix show.
02:52I love it.
02:54It's a great game.
02:54I've never watched it.
02:55It's just the Squid Games.
02:57The Swiss-Smith.
03:02What?
03:02Yeah.
03:04Four million?
03:05Yeah.
03:05Wouldn't get that in trailers.
03:09Players, welcome to Squid Games.
03:11So this is the real-life version, but obviously they can't kill them because, you know, HR.
03:16While here, you will compete in games.
03:20All those are contestants.
03:21This test will require two volunteers to step forward.
03:26This is wild.
03:27Why are we often shocked?
03:28Have they not seen the TV show?
03:30No, I was just signing up because I was 3 on a Tuesday.
03:34Okay, there's two boys gone up.
03:36These are twins, are they?
03:38Yeah.
03:38Looks like it.
03:39All other players must now divide equally into X's and O's.
03:46Oh, I like O.
03:47I like O.
03:48There's two O's in my name.
03:51X's.
03:52Follow the staff into the white room.
03:54This just seems a bit laborious.
03:56Like, if I could just go on winning streak and spin a wheel, I'd rather that than doing
03:58all this.
03:59This is a bit much.
04:00This is the thing, right?
04:00See, winning streak.
04:01This is all you have to do.
04:02It's Sarah.
04:05Spin.
04:06Out of the place.
04:06You've won a car, a house, a holiday, 20 grand.
04:10Shortly, a timer will begin.
04:12When your room believes 456 seconds have last, you must push the button.
04:18Oh, shit.
04:19They have to count to 456 seconds and then push the button to lock in the time.
04:23Oh, fuck that.
04:25What's the counting trick?
04:27One caterpillar.
04:28No.
04:29What is it?
04:29What?
04:30We got a nurse back there.
04:31She does the count.
04:32Wait, she does the compressions.
04:33Oh, very good.
04:34Bring the nurse.
04:35Is she coming up?
04:37One.
04:38You're supposed to do the Bee Gees staying alive.
04:40Like, she's completely wrong.
04:42She's like a musician, so he's going to give you a good reference.
04:45I don't think musicians just sit there going, one, two, three.
04:47But they don't really go past the number eight.
04:49Your time starts...
04:53Here, try it, John.
04:53Count to ten.
04:54Three, two, one.
04:56Now.
04:56Don't cry out loud, David.
04:58One, two, three, four.
05:00Him counting is putting me off.
05:02Now.
05:03Nine point eight.
05:05One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
05:12It's damn hard in a second, you know, like.
05:14Yeah, she's going too slow.
05:16Three or one.
05:16Three or two.
05:17Three or three.
05:18Remember I used to make you do that game when we would go out and walks and stuff where I'd
05:21make you try and guess what a minute was?
05:23Yeah, honestly.
05:25And I'd time you.
05:26So much fun.
05:27Now.
05:30You don't worry about a wait behind.
05:32He'll land on the next day.
05:34Push it, push it, push it.
05:37What will happen now?
05:38They all have blood packs on them?
05:39And they explode.
05:40oh lord please don't let me be she should be doing a lot of cpr now in a minute ah
05:46i do a whole
05:58player 431 oh he's still alive as you were brave enough to volunteer you will survive this test
06:07oh oh my god so the twin isn't out the twin is still in but your survival comes
06:16at a price what's the price though we watched as player 431 was given an all or nothing challenge
06:22to stay in the game i basically have an hour to eliminate three people i have to basically go up
06:28to them and say their number and say good luck in the game oh he has to eliminate three people
06:35that's
06:35the price he's to pay for it if i don't do it yeah then you get out i wouldn't have
06:40a problem
06:40doing anything like that if it was a game if i tell someone was really getting shot i wouldn't do
06:46yeah bro if i can be 23 years old and give like a big black millions to leukemia research
06:52into this pedantics everyone has a story everyone has a reason they want it like
06:56i would rent a super yacht for like a week and i would take me and all my friends out
07:00and we would
07:01just party she did look good days would you kill me for what money yeah in a show yeah don't
07:10think
07:10it'd be worth the headache after this after filming good boy later we saw a man in a fancy mask
07:17reveal
07:18which players were given a death sentence given a test they were presented with a choice to sacrifice
07:24themselves or secretly mark three fellow players for elimination oh your heart fall out of your
07:33arse wouldn't it oh god ah shit phil oh god this is frightening i was like here we go i
07:46was kind
07:46of accepting it because i was i haven't experienced thinking i was getting eliminated so i can do it again
07:53what's your answer why do i want the money yeah because i want to off and travel and not live
07:58here
08:00happy you didn't ask me you want to buy a trampoline
08:09in carlo you would say the two of you are probably quite stressed
08:13mates greg john and eric
08:17i thought this might mellow you out right yeah so this is a tibetan singing bowl
08:24right so you have to close your eyes and just listen to the nice little sounds
08:27and see does it relax you okay you ready yeah
08:50i don't like it it's like the angelist or something oh i like it on wednesday rte1 introduced us to
08:56an aussie
08:57builder with his own way of tackling the housing crisis i'm harrison gardner and in this series i'll
09:03meet some brave homeowners who are about to take matters into their own hands learning on the job
09:08on my house build your own wow that's a house i would do it i would definitely do it i
09:19think the longest i've ever lived in a place was carlo
09:23yeah yeah i was on the streets years i stayed away from drugs never committed any crimes i never went
09:30in and robbed food yeah i was still homeless but at the same time i worked every day for years
09:37madness and they weren't working and not being like being homeless it is crazy like in this day and age
09:43a few months ago kian was given a lifeline when a group of people found him and set up a
09:48gofundme
09:49in the hope they could get him off the streets and into a home sometimes that's all people need
09:54it's just a little dig out isn't it or someone in the corner like you know his story touched a
09:59nerve
09:59and donations flooded in which allowed kian to purchase this derelict cottage in county sligo
10:04oh my god fair play fair enough the house has no power it has no plumbing uh but at the
10:11same time
10:11it's mine your roof over your head that's amazing and kane there's no floor in here did you take this
10:18floor out oh no um it seems to have been a the previous person who owned it oh man the
10:25amount of
10:25work would it not just be easier to knock the whole thing before we get stuck in i've arranged to
10:31meet
10:32maive who set up the gofundme that enabled kian to buy the house i was driving in yeah to mitchell's
10:39time and i saw kian he's very intense isn't he that fella yeah i know yeah he's like oh i'm
10:46so
10:46interested in what you're saying and he began to tell us about um a place in sligo
10:52uh that he had loved up on daft yeah and i said we could start a goat funky and we
10:57could get you
10:58but you know this place to live everyone needs a friend like me my gosh what a woman she's she's
11:04an angel honestly we were hopeful as we saw a group of volunteers get together to try and fulfill kian's
11:11domestic dream the plan is to take off the pebble dash that is covering the stone and trapping in
11:17moisture that stuff is impossible i've never seen that much render on the outside of a building
11:23there's six inches of cement render six inches that's serious what six inches about that
11:34about that as kian met an architect to plan his future we saw him struggle to let go of his
11:41past
11:41six months ago he was homeless and he's looking at plans for his house i've never really liked glass
11:49patio doors i just have the image in my head they shatter easily you know well security that's dead
11:55ah bless him because you have to be homeless for that long you would be worried about safety
12:00you of course you would yeah it's just a reminder of how different his experience has been to mine
12:05and to most people who are building a house right now it's because he was on the street so long
12:09that's
12:09his reality over the next few weeks several companies who have heard kian's story generously donate
12:15their time and services oh man that's island for you that's so nice from the outset kian's needs were
12:24modest he simply wanted a place to feel safe and secure oh my god lovely
12:35oh my god that is gorgeous the once dark cottage is now filled with natural light coming in from
12:43all directions an air fryer he has an air chap never had a bed now he's an air fryer you
12:49used to have a
12:49mantra when you were living on the streets right yeah what was it house job wife live normal life
12:57it's all about having the gold you know yeah no you need the wife that's in the pipeline but let
13:04the
13:04man breathe my god book delivery sponsors google box ireland book delivery sponsors google box ireland
13:28in the liberties it's hybrid childhood we have i got brought to see dead people friends tracy and
13:36anita oh i recognize that name that woman let's go and have a look and see do i recognize and
13:41you'd be
13:41wondering there's someone in the coffin like that yeah it's a beautiful corpse beautiful oh she looks
13:46fine to her beautiful beautiful let me say that my nana used to say give them a kiss you won't
13:53have a
13:53nightmare if you give them a kiss i wouldn't have a nightmare if you didn't bring me in the first
13:57place nana this week we logged on to disney plus as the world's most talked about show introduced us
14:04to a familiar face all's fair in love and more that's just that oh my god is this kim kardashian's
14:19thing yeah oh is it oh this is the new show she's in and she plays a lawyer in it
14:24or something oh wait
14:25she's acting in the show we saw a woman named alora grant get ready for dinner with her husband chase
14:31what the fuck's all the fans are he forgot their anniversary
14:38hi stared directly at her boobs yeah you're late oh it looks like something out mills and boom doesn't
14:45for not giving you this this morning oh my god oh my god it's tiffany ring didn't this belong to
14:58elizabeth taylor how the would you know that from looking at that like happy anniversary baby
15:04come to daddy oh no
15:11if they don't eat the dinner i'm gonna be so annoyed see when someone gets a lovely dinner
15:14around for them and they don't eat it pisses me off have sex after dinner the show gave us a
15:17glimpse
15:18into alora's work life as she discussed a new case at her all-female law firm milan you're still taking
15:24the bar this spring yes okay sit in you're one of the girls now they're condescending okay grace henry
15:31she moved to hollywood with dreams of becoming an actress she's a good actress too yeah what is she
15:37doing putting her name to this i know prenup like a straitjacket i wouldn't sign a prenup would you
15:43i'd say no babe we're supposed to be together forever why are you even thinking about that
15:51you're gorgeous oh it's not this is not okay i can still smell you on me we watched as a
15:59group of
15:59very important women walk to their very important meeting 210 million dollars allura your client signed
16:08a prenuptial agreement she is not entitled to anything i could have written this one no no yeah
16:13that's why you know it's right emerald oh telly coming out of ceiling law so what could you ladies
16:22possibly have on me that i haven't seen before you're right there's nothing here that you haven't
16:29seen before there's nothing here you haven't seen before this for example
16:40oh god here it is next to a traffic cone
16:45oh what the fuck you put my up here grace you might want to look away for this next one
16:54wait are we trying to shame this man i think we're shaming him
16:57this is mr lionel in full fantastic fetish mode i don't know i'm gonna shower dressed as a filthy
17:04piggy piggy piggy oh kermie those people under him are suckling his piggly wiggly titties
17:12what i'm going to do is file an official report to the state bar and to the attorney general's office
17:24no one's reporting anything to anyone anywhere lionel let's go he wants to get back to being a
17:28piggly wiggly love and war you chose war and we won it who in her life won't tell her no
17:36later
17:37the show gave us a little look at elora's husband's life oh it's not this one ah for
17:46fuck's sake she's banging your husband girl i think she knows ew stop it oh that oh yeah
17:58one of the words of the lord ring oh my oh whoever wrote this needs to go to jail
18:09the whole thing is like soft porn lads it's weird especially when your dad's like
18:14everything why do you think i haven't believed it oh god
18:21in cork do you know what i don't get as well with boys dale and her wife dawn boys be
18:28wearing belts you
18:29know around their waist um but is it that they don't tighten them or what's the crack literally
18:36it's just fashion no but because they bend over or whatever they be like squatting down to do
18:40something and i'm like i can see you're a starfish why are you asking me i'm not a boy i
18:46know boys are
18:47mank like would they not be afraid case they didn't wipe properly and in limerick eva is away this week
18:53you're trying to call the dog where is he the boys are home with james's partner louise
19:00he won't come to you he only comes to my mother that's not true he loves me yeah but
19:06he does i'm his favorite he's a bit of a ladies man no to be fair on friday a new
19:11bbc one northern
19:13ireland series gave us a lesser seen look at a well-known workplace farming is the most dangerous
19:19profession in the uk is this oh yeah unbelievably so yeah this program follows the emergency services
19:27i wasn't entirely convinced the outcome was going to be brilliant great the way they respond isn't it
19:31i'm steph mcgovern and this is farm 999 this is a bit of us now when we were younger the
19:39stupid things
19:39we used to do on farms like you could go into a field with a ball and then you'd see
19:43how close you
19:44can get to the ball and then run away from as quick as you could in the program we found
19:49out
19:50what happened to a man named jonathan i was taking straw from one trailer and putting it onto
19:56the lorry that was going to carry it the rest of the journey the lad who works for us he
20:00was taking
20:00the straps off the straw and i knew i was under pressure so i thought right i'll jump off and
20:05give
20:05marcus a hand as well it's gonna topple is it as jonathan was standing between the forklift and the
20:11trailer oh shit look it's rolling forward it rolled forward and impaled him oh my god ah jesus and i
20:21just put my hand down here and the spike had come right out through why are you smiling talking about
20:27that i immediately ran outside i looked down and i could see that it was impaled oh my god imagine
20:35seeing the spike coming out through your husband have you ever seen that no not impalement i was
20:43standing with my hand over the spike and she says what's happened what's happened and then i just took
20:47my hand away she actually just dropped her knees now thank god there was cctv right tell you why
20:54she'd have been blind for the entertainment within 25 minutes of the 999 call the emergency services
21:02including the air ambulance crew had arrived we hear the helicopter here a lot don't we
21:08scares you when we turned around the corner and first set eyes on jonathan uh i honestly took a few
21:16seconds to compute what i was seeing if i was a paramedic like that like i'd come to the scene
21:21and go
21:21oh no you just faint oh yeah to be able to get him to hospital they needed to get him
21:28off the forklift
21:29without moving the time from his torso i wonder did they cut it off cut the spike off the machine
21:36if that doesn't kill you the infection so what do you do i suggest that then we get the angle
21:41grinder
21:42from the workshop he's impaled on the thing and he's literally lads there's an angle grinder in the
21:46workshop if you want to grab that like what the next problem is he's up beside a load of dry
21:50straw
21:50don't set fire to the straw i'm going to burn oh jesus yeah obviously i was just concerned when
21:56we spoke about the heat you know but it was no time at all till the the spike cut with
22:02the angle
22:02grinder so oh thank christ but jonathan's troubles were far from over he still had to make the one
22:10hour trip to a specialist major trauma center oh my god look you can see it coming out of him
22:15kept lying that way well because he couldn't lie on his back and he couldn't lie on his front no
22:20so he'd be lying sideways the journey to hospital was excruciating oh sure the bumps on the road and
22:27as we went around the roundabouts that's when it hurt the most when the spike was actually rubbing to
22:31the side oh my god could you imagine it like touching off your rib cage and stuff oh yeah like
22:39if you've got a bone grainy after seven hours in the operating theater the spike was removed
22:48wendy spoke to the surgeon straight after the surgery he said jonathan is alive and jonathan is the
22:55luckiest man i have ever had on my table what i'd say he brings that everywhere with him now oh
23:02yeah
23:02that's his lucky spike class character over the moon never happier jesus christ do you know what
23:12farmers are the hardiest bastards i've ever seen in my life chap was probably back to work within two
23:17days i'd say book delivery sponsors gogglebox ireland book delivery sponsors gogglebox ireland
23:35in betty's town if you're trying to find a socket in the dark if you close your eyes
23:41you find it easier connor and his sister emma apparently if you close your eyes you're able
23:47to find it that's stupid yeah i haven't tested it yet so i can't say if it's true or false
23:53i'm not here to say if it's true or false it's just i've heard it through the grapevine but surely
23:56that
23:56would make it it's the same isn't it but maybe when your eyes are closed you're not thinking about it
24:01too
24:01much you're not mentally in the zone and then you forget about the task of hand and then you find
24:06it easier no it's been too many times i've accidentally stuck my finger in the socket
24:13on thursday night bbc one brought us back to a scottish castle for the long-awaited finale
24:19of this 19 celebrity players arrived at this scottish castle to play the ultimate murder mystery
24:27i mean who's he who's he i don't know the who they are do you think i give a shit
24:31this is the
24:32celebrity traitors i hope the trailer wins even in like less like horror movies i always wanted just
24:42a villain to win in the show we saw besties and allies nick and joe chat about how they could
24:48collectively catch the remaining traitors i've been thinking all night how we play this out this fella
24:56knows what's up he is the best player in a boy a mile let him cook the only way i'm
25:00ending the game
25:01is if i'm in the final two with you so they've got it's us then it's sharp as a pin
25:08oh yeah and nick
25:09they're just they're brilliant to be fair i need to keep alan and cat on side so they don't see
25:15it
25:15coming and then we pull the rug from under their feet oh i love it freaking has it nailed to
25:22the door
25:22later the show took us back to the round room to see if the last remaining traitor alan could fool
25:29his fellow players one final time are you all faithful or are there still traitors among you if
25:37that was me i would have butterflies in the stomach butterflies i'd be running to the toilet so red bag
25:42means go again all right you know win the game yeah okay alan we will start with you helen's looking
25:49nervous oh yeah good man good good idea then that makes him look really innocent then alan who do you
26:01believe should be banished and why i think it's joe joe yes and i put two and two together and
26:12i think
26:12he's a traitor we're two and two together and i got joe i was convinced that nick and david were
26:19faithfuls so that left one i've gone for alan it's a tense finale oh this is why i love tv
26:27and for the
26:28final vote nick if they vote out alan they win oh little nick it's up to him
26:39nick's been with joe the whole way through he can't go for it joe oh go on oh he's pissed
26:55you've been hoodwinked wow so joe has been banished only three of you remain so if they end it and
27:03there's a traitor there the traitor wins alan let's see what you have chosen to do end the game or
27:11banish again yes nick nick this is the last pouch i bet you nick control reddin there's no way he's
27:25had alan on his tongue for the last second three i'm telling you the treatment for joe i think he's
27:28gone you think the trailer is done okay daddy i'm this one yeah
27:41alan are you a faithful or are you a traitor
27:48i am and have always been
27:57a traitor oh yeah oh lads this is some telly brilliant this is savage alan you have won the
28:11game congratulations yeah ah boys sorry but why is he crying it's only a game because he had to lock
28:21all that in it's probably it was probably a lot for malik no you don't want to make friends but
28:26at the
28:26same time no you don't no no you don't but it's hard to let someone down like that as well
28:30though
28:30hard to be that callous about any kind of a heart yeah because like they obviously went in for the
28:34money is this really they've all got a story it's fucking jumpy in dunygal look what i got
28:44barbara and her sister janet oh geez you found them i didn't find them barbara fell asleep in
28:51hospital and there they were i tell you when didn't they came up i've got a resurrection
28:56they were down near me belly button i woke up and there they were out in front
29:00that's the beauty of steroids and they're up here and out and i'm flaunting them we have a party to
29:07go to friday night bring it on on thursday a new rte one show gave us a behind the scenes
29:14look at
29:15one of the country's best love sports the all-arland championship i loved camoge jesus i loved it
29:21the very pinnacle of our gaelic games and winning one is the dream of every player under 13 ground
29:28hurling champion i played for the boys you were in your yeah i was you were in your hoop love
29:36do you know that they play harling in uganda i saw i know i saw kids playing it too i
29:41was shocked
29:42the documentary gave us the inside track on the debate that overshadowed this year's camoge
29:47championship and the dispute over the controversial skirt short hybrid attire known as the scored is
29:54about to erupt it was such an unnecessary scandal it was so stupid there are shorts underneath no
30:01they're like pants underneath the gpa brought out a report which highlighted 83 percent of the players
30:06playing senior into county camoge would prefer to have the choice to wear shorts that gave us a
30:10renewed frustration of the fact that we're still not being given the option to wear shorts that's
30:14crazy that is ridiculous some hassle about this oh yeah watch what happens watch what happens both
30:21teams unanimously agree to wear shorts and if the game goes ahead it will be a first for the sport
30:28i was so proud yeah they actually all stood together but when the two captains meet the referee for the
30:33pre-match coin toss he tells them the match will not go ahead unless they change from their shorts into
30:39sports tell him to off yeah go and get somebody else i'll referee and then at that stage we didn't
30:45want to risk losing the opportunity to play a match that we've been working for months and really
30:49years to play you know it really annoyed me as well the amount of lads being like just put on
30:53the
30:53scores i'm like why don't you put them on see technically the ref did no wrong because it's in
30:57the rule book yeah this brief moment on a club pitch in west dublin is about to have significant
31:03reverberations like obviously the girls are training their bollocks off and giving up massive amount of time
31:08yeah and then all people are talking about is can they fucking wear shorts or not we were introduced
31:14to dubliner ashling who became a face of the players campaign good morning to you both lashing
31:19listen let's start off with you we're not being heard we're not being listened to they're off developing
31:24a better sport when we want the option of wearing shorts she spoke very well actually yeah i just
31:29cannot believe there was a need for such commentary on a piece of clothing because i know how much the
31:34game
31:35has given me i want other young girls to have that experience like when i started playing camoge
31:44there wasn't anybody to look up to because camoge wasn't ever promoted wasn't televised wasn't talked
31:49about it was just boys boys boys gaga there was no camoge team in my time when i first started
31:55playing
31:55i played boys if girls want to wear the skirts or if girls want to wear the shorts we're trying
31:59to just
31:59have that balance i suppose and just to be a bit have a bit more security do you know if
32:05you're on
32:05your time of the month and stuff like that and it's fact she even has to explain that it's
32:09fucking disgrace like for me personally as a sports woman being on your period it is hard yeah it is
32:14hard to play you have such a fear that you're going to look down and i have experienced and see
32:19stuff
32:20myself good evening to you the camoge association will hold a special congress oh congress like my on a
32:27hair shorts a vote would be then taken on whether or not to allow shorts to become part of the
32:32official kit for the sport it wouldn't happen in men's no they'd be like here go and play it
32:36they'll ask bastion to hold these silly regulations against women christ's sakes and finally some
32:44breaking news it was 98 to 2 98 to 2 it's a landslide who are the two percent what sad
32:54excuses i need to meet
32:57the two percent the gas if all the lads came out and squirts in solidarity they should have yeah come
33:01up with no shorts then no mickey's all over the beach
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33:28in mulhuddart you know the way you said your nanny stew is the best you yeah sophie
33:33her sister chloe and their best friend calum i feel like every family has a specific way they
33:40make stew ours is actually very controversial and people go mad when we tell them but we put
33:44sausages in our stew oh yeah yeah you know most people only put sausages and cuddle like we love
33:50sausages in our stew and whenever like if i go somewhere like else and like they don't have
33:56sausages on like kind of sad because a lot of people don't actually put sausages in the stew
33:59yeah i feel like it's not made well i don't like sausages with in a cuddle though because
34:03you know like now nanny gets the skinless ones would you ever go out to someone's house
34:07and they have the skin ones and yeah it's like you're sucking a loader
34:11i was that weirdo as a kid
34:17why are you laughing at
34:20on sunday a familiar voice invited us into his kingdom on bbc one this is nsefu in the heart
34:30of zambia yes it is david ettenborough he's a mad bitch still working aged 100
34:38here for five years we've been following the remarkable story of four rival families
34:46i have so many questions when it comes to these shows like how are they filmed
34:50camera they're all striving to make this place a home oh look at the baby if you were an animal
34:57in
34:57the safari what would you be i always said i'd be a lion i actually think i'm more of a
35:03like
35:04hippo literally i was about to say
35:09they thought there was a lion in limerick or something they said photos of it yeah someone
35:14shaved their dog like this this is olimba olimba in luganda means you're lying she has a son and a
35:25daughter they are super cute at a distance the first critical lesson for her cubs is what is safe
35:32and what and who should be avoided ah i thought that was a rock what's that you is available yeah
35:45olympus son moyo they have names is bold this fella is not one bit worried about grub at all
35:57it was an apex predator yeah they kill loads of people over half of you don't they
36:03no don't eat the cub that is a threat you're not gonna beat them lads no way
36:12they'd sit on you but it but there is another danger and olimba has no idea that it's coming
36:20they'd have you in the water and they'd have you on foot so it'd be up to whether you could
36:24beat them on the bike or not we watched through our fingers as olimba gave her cubs a crash course
36:32in surviving the wild
36:37oh no you got him boy oh my god he got him by the head oh my god oh
36:47eating the arse first dirty bastard but they have company oh they're so ugly i hate hyenas
36:58every time ever since the lion king i hate them i was just going to say it
37:04olimba holds back they are some rats though imagine you doing all the work and then just getting it just
37:09taken off you that's what tax man does kid he and his mother start to work together
37:15it's dark could they not just share it this is getting dangerous
37:25what will you stop it go grab to the baby persistence from both youngster and mother
37:33dips the balance this is like when you accidentally took both of our lunches to work
37:40moyo's risk taking has led to success like how do they know their names are they just making moves
37:48they just named them yeah they named them yeah what do you think they just had names
37:54the tiger's going up
38:02when you were younger did you have like an imaginary friend
38:06that no i remember when i lost my imagination i remember that day if you want to talk about
38:11that david and his wife sarah i was sitting in my granny's house and i was playing with
38:17the other little green army men yeah and then i had wrestlers and it was the wrestlers versus
38:21the green army men on the castle yeah and i got to a point where we were getting to the
38:25point
38:25the green army men were attacking us we were trying to stave them like get them off and the
38:29undertaker was taking about three of them out yeah and then at one point i just goes this isn't
38:33realistic i never played with my undertaker again and i went in sat down and just watched
38:39coronation street with cada for the rest evening on wednesday sky cinema comedy invited us to a nice
38:45island wedding
38:52oh best movie ever fucking mad do you actually like this film love it she's a abba obsessed
38:58i love it hey so am i i listened to abba while playing fortnite yeah that was your little secret
39:04was it
39:05oh my god i'm telling your friends
39:10harry bright
39:12i have never ever got abba i should have asked you that before we got married and i would have
39:17saved
39:18myself oh would you look at them oh mama mia here i go again you went to see it with
39:26your mom i did
39:27and she stood up the end of it and clapped we watched in anticipation as three vip guests arrived for
39:34sophie's wedding may help you sure we're here for the wedding she's invited all of her dads from her
39:40mom's diary but she doesn't know which one is her actual dad our mom was with all three of them
39:45when she was a teenager oh she was a life lousy uh would you mind if we see our rooms
39:49before we
39:50see your mother sure the mother doesn't realize that they're here promise me that you will not tell
39:57anybody that i invited you okay promise you got it baby i went to see this three times in a
40:03cinema
40:04when i came in and what age were you 10. you are deeply disturbed
40:23oh back in the day
40:29is that you now
40:33great looking man
40:38a fake gay
41:00never have meddled down as a singer would you meryl can do anything
41:09well that was probably one of the last positions last time you saw them i don't know why they're here
41:16and i have brought this all on myself because i was a stupid reckless little slut slut
41:23she was asleep around lost and found yeah whatever happened to our donna
41:28life and soul of the party no i think we're going to have to discuss this through another song
41:38it's
41:38for me
41:38i'm going to have to look at the dancing queen
41:52i'm going to have to watch that
41:53just do it once
41:54no it's not in the bed i would have wanted
42:03Zombie virus or something going around, I saw that.
42:06With the wedding drawing closer, we saw tensions ramping up.
42:10Yes, Sophie!
42:12Oh, you just, you have no idea.
42:15You never had a wedding.
42:16You never did the marriage and babies thing.
42:18You just did the baby thing.
42:19Well, good for you.
42:21Yeah, like the mass pure, like, I've never given up my whole life for you as a single
42:24mother.
42:24And now I'm putting on this wedding that I obviously can't afford.
42:27And yet you're like, no, I want these fellas who I've never met in my whole life to give
42:30me away because they're legally my dad.
42:32Like, babes, no, it's the woman who fucking brought you up.
42:35She's the one that should be giving you away.
42:36You're very passionate about Mama Mia.
42:40I see you kept my bagpipes.
42:42Halloween's over, period.
42:44Put those white trousers away.
42:46Well, do you know what the real jump scare is?
42:47His singing.
42:48Every morning I get up and I thank God that I don't have some middle-aged menopausal man
42:52telling me how to run my life.
42:54Well, I'll tell you one thing, Bish, you've never done silicone before anyway, but that
42:58carry on.
42:59Oh, God, Pierce Brosnan doesn't sing in this, does he?
43:01Does he sing songs?
43:02I don't think so.
43:03Where are those happy days?
43:06They seem so hard to find.
43:08Oh, get in there, Pierce, you boy.
43:10Oh, God, why is he singing?
43:12The kind of a song is apt to sing the first time she's seen me in years.
43:16The love you gave me, nothing else can save me, yes.
43:21When does that cream take?
43:24When you're gone, when you're gone, how do you try to go?
43:30He sounds really angry or something.
43:32When you're gone, when you're gone, how do you try to go?
43:44Oh, I'll go on, all right.
43:48Later, we donned our glad rags as the big day finally arrived.
43:51We are all here together in this glorious...
43:54And welcome to Sophie's dad.
43:57If you'd done this on my wedding day, mad, I'd be upright, never see a grandkid.
44:01You know who your father is!
44:03Sky, let's just not get married yet.
44:06Wedding off.
44:07Wedding off.
44:08I love you.
44:11Traveler.
44:12Fuck.
44:13Hang on.
44:17Why waste a good wedding?
44:18Yeah, might as well.
44:23Come on, Donna.
44:25They've just completely ruined this wedding and now they're making it about themselves.
44:28And I feel another song is coming along.
44:33Ah, sure, look.
44:35That's one of those songs where you'd have to go like that.
44:37I can conceal it.
44:40Ha, ha, ha.
44:41Ha, ha, he's fucking joking.
44:43I would say no.
44:46No, no.
44:48Say I do.
44:51I do, I do, I do, I do.
44:54Ha, ha, ha.
44:54No.
44:55Well, somebody may as well get married, let's be honest.
44:58Oh, God.
44:59I do.
45:01I do.
45:02I didn't.
45:04I do.
45:05Oh, Pierce, you still got it.
45:08Come on, how can you just watch Mama Mia not end up like singing and dancing along?
45:12What is wrong with you people?
45:13I was put through enough to have a ground blade now.
45:18It's always repeating itself.
45:23What a do.
45:24I was repeating to one of the boys.
45:27What a do.
45:28The cut of the boys.
45:29What a do.
45:31What a do.
45:31Look at the blade style it is.
45:33Oh, my God.
45:35Get me into one of them.
45:37What a do.
45:38Little boots like them as well, no?
45:40Ugh.
45:45I'm such a stan of this.
45:46Like, I literally went to Sweden to go to the ABBA museum.
45:50And they had pieces from the movie in the museum and you got to, like, pose in them.
45:55There's photos of me in the little truck and everything.
45:57You showed me the photos.
45:59Oh.
45:59I was like, this woman is deeply unwell.
46:03Leila's lost her spark, Sam's lost control, and Dymphna, well, she's just plain lost.
46:08It's a busy day for the Amines in the series finale of Faithless.
46:12Join us as our cracking comedy concludes next on Virgin Media Play and on One.
46:29Finally facing my voice.
46:31Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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