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00:45It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for the last leg.
00:50Tonight on the show, we cast our eyes across Peter Mandelson's emails, get our hands on
00:55Donald Trump's art, and find out what's afoot at the Winter Olympics.
01:00Plus, we'll be joined by artist Grayson Perry, comedian Judy Love, and musician Tyler Ballgame
01:05on the show that's sometimes beside itself at the news.
01:24Today, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, the show that's a lot like Bitcoin this
01:29week, because we're 50% off.
01:31With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thought
01:34Skeleton Bob was a character from The Simpsons, Alex Brooker.
01:44Now, we'll get stuck into the big stories in a bit, but big news for Alex this week,
01:48as his name was featured on a previously redacted list of high-profile individuals...
01:55..connected to their own island.
01:58That's right.
01:58How can you say that when you've just walked out wearing nipple clans?
02:03That's right, he's appearing on Bake Off.
02:07There it is, there's the group.
02:09It's Bake Off.
02:10Have a look at the, have a look at Alex's profile shot, though.
02:12Oh, wow.
02:13Oh, wow.
02:14That's what I call a baking dish.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:18It's not just the cakes that are smouldering there, mate.
02:20Um, no, obviously I'm not allowed to say a lot about it.
02:22As you know, having, having done it yourself, I'm not allowed to, to give away much.
02:26But what I can tell you is, um, they got me to do some whisking, so it is the first
02:32ever
02:32three-hour episode of Bake Off.
02:34I actually, er, take out my showstopper during Grand Designs.
02:39I think you're, you're made for it.
02:41Your leg is a rolling pin.
02:45And get that inner sock out, that's for piping, it's perfect.
02:48Yeah.
02:49You're basically, you're born to bake.
02:51LAUGHTER
02:52Yeah, also, just, er, you know, I won't, I can't say whether Paul Hollywood got the
02:57famous Alex Brooker handshake.
03:00LAUGHTER
03:00It is, it is a lot of fun.
03:01Also, you're a man who spent his whole childhood egging.
03:04That is not the place.
03:06LAUGHTER
03:06It did feel weird to be putting them in a bowl, rather than...
03:09Paul Hollywood just gets whacked on the back of the head.
03:11LAUGHTER
03:12So, as you know, I did Bake Off a couple of years back.
03:15Yeah, yep.
03:15And I tried to bake a model of Alex's leg.
03:19Er, that's what it looked like.
03:21LAUGHTER
03:21I was pretty proud of that, to be honest.
03:23Yeah.
03:23But I felt bad that I didn't make anything for Josh.
03:25Well, don't worry, because I'm quite happy that I didn't get a cake leg that also had eczema.
03:32Well, what I've done is, um, I've baked one of your leg.
03:35Oh, yeah?
03:36So, this is, this is the cake...
03:38Oh, my God, it's heavy.
03:39Of Josh's leg.
03:40No, whoa!
03:40Whoa!
03:42That is...
03:44That's like a proper leg.
03:45Yep.
03:46I'll find that quite triggering.
03:47I'll be honest, you think I have got a bigger calf than I have.
03:51Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:52Look at that.
03:53Um, and just like your actual leg, no hair.
03:56LAUGHTER
03:57But, it's really realistic, because I think if I cut in here, it should kind of ooze a little bit.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:05Oh, yeah, Josh!
04:07Welcome to the club!
04:08LAUGHTER
04:09LAUGHTER
04:11All yours.
04:13APPLAUSE
04:13Oh, wow.
04:19That...
04:19That is a real cake.
04:22I didn't realise that was a real cake.
04:23Do you want some?
04:23Have a little nibble of your toe.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:26I thought you'd have used choux pastry, but enough...
04:31What the...
04:32What is wrong with you?
04:34LAUGHTER
04:34Do you not like proper humour?
04:36What's going on?
04:37LAUGHTER
04:37As always, we are live.
04:38Send us any questions you want about the news.
04:41Message us on Instagram.
04:42The hashtags, is it okay?
04:44WhatsApp, the number's 07956175908.
04:48Oh, my God...
04:51Currently has his foot in his mouth.
04:56LAUGHTER
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59LAUGHTER
05:00LAUGHTER
05:01LAUGHTER
05:02LAUGHTER
05:03LAUGHTER
05:04Don't waste...
05:04Don't waste a good leg.
05:06Turns...
05:06Turns out, Josh, they do like humour.
05:10LAUGHTER
05:10LAUGHTER
05:13You can also scan the QR code.
05:15Don't too much.
05:16On the...
05:17Oh, are you toes-intolerant?
05:19LAUGHTER
05:20Oh!
05:21They don't stop!
05:22They do not stop!
05:25What's happening?
05:26Am I so high on e-numbers now?
05:29I'm hallucinating.
05:31For example, is it okay that the internet has finally found
05:34the male equivalent of a Karen?
05:36Yes, it is.
05:37Is it okay that it's a Josh?
05:39Oh, you...
05:40What?
05:41Yeah, according...
05:42What the fuck's going on tonight?
05:44LAUGHTER
05:45We hate you cos you've got all your limbs.
05:48LAUGHTER
05:49So, according to the recent memes,
05:51and I'm reading this out,
05:52Josh is the bane of any woman he's dated.
05:56He's the man who insists he's just being honest
05:59while actually being cruel.
06:01To be honest, that's not really the Josh we know.
06:03No.
06:04If he's ever in an argument,
06:05he'll threaten to pull up a study to prove his point,
06:07though he never actually will.
06:09That's not the Josh we know, either.
06:11And if he doesn't already have a podcast,
06:12he's thinking about starting one.
06:15That's the Josh we know.
06:17LAUGHTER
06:17Actually, that's my new podcast,
06:18The Josh We Know.
06:19It's great.
06:20LAUGHTER
06:20It's me talking to other famous Joshes.
06:22It's great.
06:22It's weird cos I...
06:23I always thought that the definition of a Josh
06:26was someone who is absolutely adamant
06:28it's okay to use disabled toilets,
06:30cos he knows a couple of us.
06:33LAUGHTER
06:34Well, someone's not getting a slice of my calf now.
06:38All right, let's get into the big story.
06:40It's the one that everyone's been talking about this week.
06:42Last Friday, a new tranche of documents was released
06:45about the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
06:47The man who suffered the worst of the fallout
06:49is the former giant of the Labor Party,
06:51Lord Peter Mandelson.
06:52Now, for our younger viewers
06:53or anyone who was in Australia in the 90s,
06:56let's explain who Peter Mandelson is.
06:58He was a key member of the new Labor government
07:00who first became a minister in 1997
07:02but resigned in 98 for taking on a dodgy house loan.
07:06He rejoined the government in 99
07:07but resigned again in 2001
07:10after being falsely accused of helping
07:11with a dodgy passport application
07:13which he later admitted misleading Tony Blair about.
07:16In December 2024, he was named ambassador to the US
07:19but resigned less than a year later
07:21over his links to Jeffrey Epstein.
07:23In political terms, he is one messy bitch.
07:28This week, it was revealed that Mandelson
07:29had remained good friends with Epstein
07:31after he'd been convicted of sex trafficking
07:33and allegedly leaked government information
07:35to Epstein when he was a minister.
07:37This is what the explosive front pages
07:39looked like on Wednesday.
07:41All the big story.
07:42The headlines ranged from
07:43Oh Lord in the Metro
07:45to the star who ran with
07:46You've let your pants down,
07:48you've let your country down.
07:50And accompanied it with this photo.
07:54He's just showing a photo of Donald Duck going
07:57Do you know what?
07:58If it's good enough for him...
08:00That's his dry cleaning bill.
08:01He's going, well it says trousers here
08:03but they...
08:04I don't want to make a weird story weirder
08:07but is he wearing a nappy?
08:11I mean I don't think so.
08:13I mean it's pretty hard to deny your friends with someone
08:14when they've got a photo of you in your underpants.
08:17Yeah.
08:17I mean it also looks like the worst remake of Notting Hill ever.
08:21I'm just a man standing in his pants looking at an iPad asking you not to take a photo of
08:26me.
08:27Keith Starmer is now under enormous pressure to explain why he made Mandelson ambassador to the US.
08:31Well look this is a thing that's come out of it.
08:34And it could be the argument that he made ambassador to the US
08:37because you kind of...
08:38To deal with a wrong'un you send a wrong'un.
08:41That could have been one argument.
08:42But either way there is no defence because he knowingly gave the job to someone who has been sacked twice.
08:50Yep.
08:50And no matter what level of friendship was friends with a convicted sex trafficker.
08:55Which makes me wonder...
08:57Who did he turn down?
09:01He just goes out into the waiting room.
09:03He's like yeah so Thanos saw from the jigsaw films.
09:06Jigsaw from the saw films.
09:10Do you know what the annoying thing is?
09:11I applied for that job.
09:15On Wednesday Starmer said in Parliament he knew Mandelson had kept in touch with Epstein
09:18but he wasn't aware of the extent of their friendship.
09:21And look to be fair to Keir Starmer.
09:22It's not like Mandelson was walking around wearing an Epstein branded sweater.
09:26Although this exposing photo that was freely available online shows Mandelson walking around in an Epstein branded sweater.
09:32I mean to make it worse he wore that to the interview.
09:37Are you still friends with Geoff Epstein?
09:39No.
09:41He apparently swapped it for a pair of trousers.
09:44That's what I've heard.
09:45Well you can't see there is on the back it says my best friend owns Pitot Island
09:48and all I got was this lousy sweater.
09:52Starmer is now outraged that Mandelson lied to him.
09:54I mean who would have thought the guy whose nickname was genuinely the Prince of Darkness
09:58and who had previously misled a Labor Prime Minister might be a liar.
10:02This glossy photo taken of Keir Starmer yesterday kind of sums up his week.
10:06Obliviously standing in front of a giant red flag.
10:12The Prime Minister is now being asked to release all the files on the vetting process for Mandelson.
10:16Yeah I mean it doesn't sound like there was a lot of vetting.
10:20So much so that I don't think they even checked Mandelson's Wikipedia.
10:24Because on his Wikipedia there is a whole section called inappropriate links.
10:28And that goes on for a page and doesn't even include the stuff of Epstein.
10:32That has its own page.
10:34There is so little vetting that they didn't even notice on Mandelson's CV.
10:38He still had Epstein as a reference.
10:42We can't seem to get in touch with your reference Peter.
10:46And to be fair no one tells the truth in their job interview.
10:49I mean I told Channel 4 I only had one foot.
10:51Really had to follow through on that one.
10:56A lot of people thought this week there might even be a challenge to Keir Starmer's leadership.
11:00But the two main contenders are Angela Rayner who is under investigation for underpaying stamp duty.
11:06And Wes Streeting who genuinely spent most of the week deleting photos of himself with Mandelson on Instagram.
11:13And presumably throwing away their handmade friendship bracelets.
11:17Chantal said is it okay to say you were at Pizza Express when you weren't?
11:23Yes.
11:24The Andrew formerly known as Prince featured in the files.
11:27As did his wife Sarah Ferguson.
11:29Who also continued to stay friends with Epstein after his conviction.
11:32She even took her kids to hang out with him after he'd spent time in jail.
11:36I mean look.
11:37I mean my mum's taking me on some shit days out.
11:40But that's...
11:43I mean next time your kids have a go at you for where you're taking them just go.
11:48I'll tell you what Sarah Ferguson you see where she took hers.
11:52Yeah I wondered why Elaine Brooker had turned up in the documents.
11:58Sarah Ferguson's upcoming children's book is now being pulped before even being released.
12:02And investigators are checking the flight logs for Budgie the little helicopter.
12:07Andrew meanwhile finally left the luxurious Royal Lodge on Monday night.
12:11And is now in the process of moving to his new abode in Sandringham.
12:15I just...
12:16I wonder with Andrew whether there's just gonna like...
12:19There's gonna keep being scandals.
12:21And every time he's just gonna have to keep downsizing where he lives.
12:25And keep getting moved on until eventually he just has to like live in a cupboard under the stairs like
12:30Harry Potter.
12:31He says obviously he's not allowed within 500 yards of Hogwarts.
12:37But the thing with it is like there is a royal...
12:40He keeps moving royal residences.
12:42There is one perfect.
12:43The Tower of London.
12:47Funnily enough Meghan Markle released her own brand of chocolate this morning.
12:50But with everything that's going on with Andrew, she should have been...
12:52She should have released popcorn.
12:55Someone called Belligerent Goat said,
12:57Is it okay that Trump is mentioned in the Epstein papers more than Harry Potter is in the whole series?
13:02Yes, that's true.
13:03The name Donald Trump appears more times in the Epstein files than the name Harry Potter appears in all seven
13:09Harry Potter novels.
13:10Trump was questioned about the files this week.
13:12He tried to move on and then characteristically snapped at the reporter in this antagonistic clip.
13:19I think it's time now for the country to maybe get onto something else.
13:24What would you say to people who feel that they haven't gotten justice, Mr. President?
13:27Something that people care about.
13:28Yeah, what do you say?
13:29Go ahead, CNN.
13:29What would you say to the survivors?
13:31You are so weird.
13:33This reporter, CNN has no ratings because of people like you.
13:37You know, she's a young woman.
13:38I don't think I've ever seen you smile.
13:40I've known you for 10 years.
13:42I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face.
13:44I'm asking you about survivors of Jeffrey Upstead.
13:46You know why you're not smiling?
13:47Because you know you're not telling the truth.
13:49And you're a very dishonest organisation.
13:53And they should be ashamed of you.
13:55These are survivors of...
13:58I mean, you're not...
14:00I mean, it's awful, but...
14:01You're not going to smile while asking questions about sex trafficking.
14:06That would make you an absolute psycho.
14:08It'd be the same as, like, on a show when you're about to talk about stuff like that,
14:12coming out at the start wearing, like, nipple clamps.
14:14It would be...
14:18It would be crazy!
14:24APPLAUSE
14:25It's so mad that Trump can talk to people like that
14:27and no-one says anything about it.
14:28And all the people around him...
14:29Like, it's so...
14:31Do you know what I'd love to see?
14:32I'm just watching that.
14:33I'd love to see...
14:34You know, because there's always someone just standing next to him, right?
14:36I'd love to see someone just go...
14:40How cool would that be if someone just went,
14:42that's not how you talk to women, dickhead?
14:44Straight in the face.
14:44You used to get, like, a cuff around the ear in front of your parents.
14:47And then all his hair goes over and then he has to...
14:51Look, Donald Trump has got two methods
14:52of dealing with questions about Jeffrey Epstein.
14:54The first is to attack, which he just did then.
14:57The second is to do something outrageous
14:58to try to change the subject.
15:01Now...
15:02This afternoon, the President of the United States
15:05put out a post that depicted Barack and Michelle Obama as apes.
15:10You might not have seen this.
15:11No reason, no connection to the rest of the post.
15:13Just Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys.
15:16Bernie Sanders called it racist.
15:18Nancy Pelosi called it racist.
15:20And the only black Republican Senator in Congress,
15:23Tim Scott, called it
15:24the most racist thing I've seen out of this White House.
15:27You know you're in trouble
15:28when your response to people linking you to a pedophile
15:31is to get them to call you a racist.
15:32Because that's what this was.
15:34A racist post put out by the White House.
15:36After initially calling it fake outrage,
15:38the White House eventually took down the post after 14 hours
15:41and said it was erroneously put up by a staffer.
15:44Not surprisingly though, they have yet to apologise.
15:48The thing I think about this stuff is,
15:50obviously we're talking about Keir Starmer at the moment.
15:53We're talking about, like, you know,
15:54the threat to whether he should still be Prime Minister
15:56because of putting Peter Manderson in his job.
15:58And we're talking about, you know,
15:59that's the rhetoric that's coming out at the moment.
16:01Mm.
16:03If Number 10 put out something like that,
16:05he's gone by the time we're on it.
16:07Absolutely.
16:07He's absolutely gone.
16:09And, like, people keep saying with Trump,
16:11it's like, how long is it...
16:11How long can he keep...
16:12How far can he keep pushing it?
16:15Yeah. And for me, like,
16:16I didn't even see that, like, something like that.
16:18Yeah.
16:18And it's quite scary to think that.
16:20Actually, I worry that there isn't a limit.
16:23No, there isn't.
16:23Yeah.
16:25APPLAUSE
16:34Someone called Mrs Murray said,
16:35is it OK that no-one is facing consequences of the Epstein files?
16:39See, this is what it all boils down to.
16:40And no, it is not OK.
16:42Because the truth is,
16:43there is an organised cabal of the global elite
16:45who've been abusing children on a private island.
16:47Now, the irony is,
16:49MAGA supporters have been telling us this for years,
16:51but it turns out members of their team might be involved as well.
16:53Because this isn't a Democrat thing or a Republican thing.
16:56This is a rich white man thing.
16:58And the real victims are the women and the girls who were involved.
17:01Meanwhile, the only person currently in jail for any of this
17:03is Ghislaine Maxwell.
17:05Scotland Yard is now investigating Peter Mandelson.
17:07Great.
17:08But not for his links to a pedophile.
17:09They're investigating him for leaking classified documents.
17:13What message does that send?
17:14It's OK to hang out with a pedo,
17:16just don't CC him in on a sensitive email.
17:18All of which brings us back to where we started.
17:21After years of controversy,
17:22Peter Scandelson may finally be stepping away from politics.
17:26So, let's say goodbye to the man they called Mandy in song.
17:39Mandelson has said goodbye.
17:44Feels like the 15th time.
17:48The shadow of a man.
17:50Your face in a photo.
17:53Standing in your pants.
17:54A woman beside you.
17:57You knew how to find a way.
18:01To get somebody else to pay.
18:06You met an oligarch.
18:08On a yacht.
18:09In your speedos.
18:11At the end of the day.
18:12You were friends with a pedo.
18:15Oh, Mandy.
18:17There's nothing that we can fuck in now.
18:22So they sent you away.
18:24Oh, Mandy.
18:27When are you going to live now?
18:31Perhaps you can stay with Andy.
18:35You met me.
18:46Sensational.
18:51Charlie Baker, everyone.
18:54Alright, let's welcome tonight's guests.
18:56One's got big jokes.
18:57The other's got big jugs.
18:58You decide which is which.
18:59Please welcome comedian Judy Love and artist Grayson Perry.
19:23I'm
19:28Now Grayson are you okay? You're in a you're in a
19:30I think I'm turning into a Adam Hills tribute act
19:40Now I've torn torn my Achilles. Oh, it's very boring and long-winded. Oh, so it's Josh's cake
19:51So listen, what did you what do you mean? What do you both make of the Mandelson's Mandelson scandal?
19:56I mean if you could find me I just want a bit more pictures of him with without just being
20:00in his pants
20:01Do you know what I mean? He's just out there constantly just got everything out which we should not be
20:06shocked by because he's on this list
20:08It's just a bit messy isn't it? It's a lot
20:10I mean the main thing that sticks on my head not about him is that you know
20:13There was a lot of heart hate towards Obama and Michelle, but Obama wasn't on the list. That's all I'm
20:19saying
20:19Yeah, happy black history month America
20:30I'm just shocked that Peter Mandelson didn't see it coming. I mean, you know his work with the press all
20:34of his career
20:35You know he was the the the prince of darkness, you know the manipulator of the media and he did
20:41he thought he could keep that a secret
20:43You know, it's like mate. It was it was already public knowledge, you know yonks ago anyway. Yeah
20:48He had a connection and it's blown up in his face like surprise surprise blown up years later
20:54Do you know I mean to a certain extent they've got away with it for so long. It's only now
20:57Yeah, it's kind of come it's come out a few times
20:59But I think you know their secret now definitely is at a stage where it's out there. Yeah
21:04There's no more hiding the elite a bad name and as a member of it. I'm a bit
21:12We just need to know how much of a member are you that's all well, you know
21:16I'm a member of the liberal elite, you know, and you know
21:18And I maybe Keir Starmer has been a bit naive because you know
21:22He's having that kind of moment a bit like that Mitchell and Webb sketch where they go. Are we the
21:25baddies?
21:26You know, it's sort of like yeah left-wing people do shit things, too
21:31Speaking of shit shit things we mentioned Donald Trump earlier after that horrifically racist post
21:37This week he announced he's going to build an arch for himself in Washington
21:41I mean when I was hearing the size of it and all the description
21:44It just felt like he was just describing his ego if I'm honest with you. Yeah
21:48Yeah, I mean just massive
21:49I mean we can expect anything from this man
21:52I feel like I'm just at the moment watching one of those
21:54You know those films where you've got all the bad man and they run in the world, you know
21:58Oh my god. No, this is reality. This is what's happening. It's crazy
22:01250 feet high. It's going to be taller than the arctic tree on five times as tall as marble arch
22:06in London
22:07That's an illustrative comparison. Um now Grayson
22:11We ahead of this show asked you if you could possibly give us a demonstration of what you think the
22:17art should look like
22:18Yeah, I do. Shall I go and have a go?
22:20Yes, if that's okay. Yeah, you're going to draw it for us and explain what it is as you go
22:23I'll put on me drawing glasses. Oh
22:27So I thought the tallest arch in America is the st. Louis arch is the gateway to the west and
22:34it's kind of like that sort of shape like that
22:37And that's 600 feet high right yeah, I thought trump would want to go double on that one
22:44And so
22:45Then what we get then we got the golden arches, right? Yeah, so that would be his favorite food
22:52And then I thought a big portrait of Donald in the middle here with his hair and his hair
22:57That could be like golden and every morning instead of
23:01The flag got there like a little ritual. They could sort of comb his hair over
23:07And then he'd have his big tie dangling right the way down to the ground and on the top. I
23:13thought we'd have four statues of
23:15We got Jeff Bezos
23:18Up here because these are the heroes of his age. Yeah, we've got elon musk here
23:23There's elon musk with his little hair there. We've got mark zuckerberg
23:28That's a fringe there. Yeah
23:31And the other one is the other bloke like oh, I know sam altman of open ai
23:36Yeah, you know and the whole the whole thing is built I think
23:41From the remains of all those redundant data centers in in the desert that will prove to be completely useless
23:50in about five years time
23:52amazing
24:03Oh
24:04I know I did put it talking of sam altman. I did put it into ai all right
24:09Yeah, so I don't know if it was coming up. I did put it into ai the design there it
24:12is
24:13I mean, you know, it's pretty good isn't it
24:22Uh, we'll have more last things before you after the break
24:24We'll check out the winter olympic story that just keeps getting bigger. We'll see you in a little bit
24:31Oh
24:43Welcome back to life leg. We're joined by judy love and grace and perry a little bit of lighter news
24:47now a man in france
24:48This week was rushed to hospital with a world war one missile stuck in his rectum
24:56On disposal units were called to the scene over fears of an explosion
25:00And had to defuse the shell
25:03I mean what an episode of time team that's gonna be
25:10He might have been trying to save his friends you just put it up there
25:14I mean he's being prosecuted now isn't he so better a legal charge than an explosive charge
25:22Sorry everyone
25:24Sorry everyone
25:24What am I trying to get banned from the imperial war museum?
25:28Pull up the bomb no harm done
25:34Sorry
25:34No this is my favourite story
25:36I know
25:36Yes I know
25:37I'm just letting it breathe
25:38I just tripped on it and this fell onto it
25:42That's what those people always say I was changing a light bulb
25:45And it somehow got up there
25:48Yeah
25:48I think he opened up he's obviously opened up
25:51Yeah
25:54He admitted he said it was a sex game
25:56Really?
25:57Do you work up to that?
25:58You know what I hate to kink shame someone but that is fucking weird
26:01That is
26:03You don't like
26:03You work does he work do you work up to that?
26:06I don't know
26:07I don't know
26:07I don't know
26:08I don't know
26:09What back through the wars?
26:11Has he gone straight in and just gone
26:13Do you know what?
26:15Shall we try the bomb?
26:16Yeah
26:17I mean it's very adrenalised I imagine
26:22It's probably quite an adrenaline addict
26:23Yeah
26:24And let's face it you know playing that kind of Russian roulette you know you could really
26:32Uh in local news
26:33I think it was the right side
26:37Those world war ii ones just don't do it for me
26:42In local news this week government officials are looking to attract ethnic minorities to the british countryside
26:46After a report found it was middle class and too white
26:50Wow well that's a question for me is it
26:54Yeah what would make that
26:57Well I don't know because I mean urban is a kind of euphemism for black quite often isn't it
27:03So maybe rural should be a euphemism for white
27:07Well I look I just me personally I get a little bit nervous when the government starts to
27:12Invite us ethnic minorities to places because this has happened a few times wind rush
27:17Do you know what I mean
27:19We're going to go there and get deported what's going to happen like what is going on out there
27:23Why they're inviting us you know it's such an influx like come come over here and I'm like
27:29Hold on you took us to the fields years ago we don't want to be in the fields
27:35Well you're going on a tour so you're going to visit a lot of these places
27:37Yes I am but I won't be in the fields I'll be in buildings
27:45Well you can come and see me yeah I'm on tour now all about the love I'm going to be
27:49in culture star
27:50Nottingham all over the uk so yes what an interesting two places to choose
27:55I might be in the fields yeah you know colchester nottingham all the biggies
28:07I'm at the Apollo in London okay
28:10Yeah nearly so bad
28:14It's all the same with you I'll come to the colchester
28:16All right let's get on to sport now Thomas said is it okay that the winter olympics start on friday
28:22yeah
28:22The opening ceremony took place a few hours ago featured mariah carey and snoop dog
28:26Who also tried out some curling today in this incongruous image
28:34Drop it like it's cold
28:39I'll be honest with you yeah anytime you do a hip-hop joke I love it more than
28:45Look it's not fair that the olympics get that he is one of the mascots of the olympics he was
28:49in paris as well
28:49It's not fair that the olympics get the best mascots they get snoop dog they get mariah carey what do
28:54we have at the paralympics this
29:04Moving on
29:06We have to do that for four hours
29:18Meadow said is it okay the us have dispatched ice to italy for the winter olympics yeah
29:22There have been massive protests in italy after it was announced that us president jd vance was bringing members of
29:27ice with him for protection
29:28That's the same ice that have been targeting undocumented immigrants in america and killed two us citizens in the past
29:34few weeks
29:34Outrage is so high one of the us team's hospitality venues for the olympics changed its name from the ice
29:41house to the winter house
29:42I mean it's the winter olympics is a pretty difficult place to not use the word ice
29:47Yeah
29:48It's honestly the american team it's like what we've got up next you know the the hockey the the slippy
29:54floor hockey
29:54You know
29:57That's why they went with sloop they'd originally booked iced tea
30:12Meanwhile there's been an incredible story come out of the winter olympics today and it's to do with ski jumpers
30:16You know the guys that go off the ramp
30:20Some ski jumpers have been accused of wearing slightly oversized suits
30:23Uh that flap in the breeze and cause them to stay in the air longer because it doesn't you don't
30:28need much more extra material
30:29To be a little bit you know more floaty there is now an accusation that while being fitted for their
30:35suits
30:35Some athletes were injecting their penises with a substance that increased girth
30:41That way their outfits would have a little extra material that might act as an in-air sail
30:47Wow others were accused of shoving lumps of clay down there grayson
30:53The question is this is it okay to inject your penis with acid to get a gold medal
30:59I firstly would want to see which men this is that is doing this right
31:09Yeah
31:10I got a feeling you're not in this for the skiing
31:14I mean maybe it's just about evening it up because you've got to have quite big balls to do that
31:21Yes
31:21I've just been looking at this story all day and I just kept
31:24The thing I just can't help but wondering is do you reckon it works on fingers
31:32Well if your penis is as small as your fingers you might have a chance
31:35I was just thinking I might just get I might get some best case scenario I get some try next
31:39week
31:40I come in with a big bulge get it wrong I come in with big hands
31:45All right look it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest Judy and Grayson have to work out how
31:49they're linked to this week's news
31:50Can we have the mystery guest please
31:52Oh
31:53Oh
31:56Mysterious guest
31:57I want to get close to you
32:01So close to you
32:04Josh and Alex who's the mystery guest okay this is peter he's 91 years old
32:09And he was in the news this week the question is why can we have the dramatic lighting change please
32:18He wasn't on the list was he
32:20He wasn't on the list was he
32:21He wasn't on the list
32:27A. Peter is an olympic ski jumper and got caught injecting his
32:31No no no no
32:33Is it because A. By performing a 360 degree spin and seat drop he won two gold medals in an
32:39over 40s trampolining competition
32:41B. He's a stuntman who this week jumped over jumped a car over a bus for the new mission impossible
32:47film his
32:485000th stunt and a new world record
32:51Or C. He's a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing to the top
32:59of the gherkin
33:00All right have a think about it
33:02That's a hard one
33:03We will reveal the identity of the mystery guest after the break
33:06We'll also meet a musician whose new album has been described as the first great album of 2026 a man
33:12called tyler ballgame
33:12What are you thinking? Do you have any thoughts?
33:15I don't know just if he did any of them. I'm surprised he's here
33:21I mean, I want it to be I want it to be flying car, but I feel like it's so
33:25what's the last one?
33:27Climbed how far?
33:28The gherkin
33:30All right, we'll find out after the break. We'll see you in a little bit
33:48Welcome back to last leg. We're joined by Judy Love and Grayson Perry now before the break
33:51We challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news. Can we have the options
33:56again, please?
33:58Yes, so has peter been in the news because he performed a 360 degree spin and seat drop and won
34:04two gold medals in an over 40s
34:06trampolining competition
34:07Is it because he is a stuntman who this week jumped a car over a bus for the new mission
34:12impossible film?
34:13It was his 5,000th stunt and a new world record
34:16Or is it see he is a parkour expert who this week celebrated 70 years in the game by climbing
34:23to the top of the gherkin?
34:24What do you think?
34:25Er, Judy, we've decided haven't we?
34:27Yeah
34:28You tell him
34:28We're gonna go for a trampolining star
34:31Trampolining star?
34:32Yes, that's the one we want it to be
34:33That's who we want
34:34Okay
34:34We're looking at him and he looks like he could do
34:37He looked like he'd bounce if you dropped him on
34:40Peter, could you tell us how you're connected to the news, please?
34:46I did win two gold medals and a trampoline competition
34:55That's amazing
34:59Amazing
35:01Could you give us a
35:02Could you just show us?
35:05I'm gonna be completely
35:08What a legend
35:14I'll tell you the truth, Judy
35:16We originally planned to bring in a trampoline and have Peter do some tricks in the studio
35:19And then you realise the insurance
35:21Yeah, we're not insured for a 91 year
35:23We're literally not insured for a 91 year old man doing trampoline tricks in the studio
35:27Wow, it's okay, I'm insured
35:29How do you feel the day after doing your trampolining?
35:35Stiff
35:36There we go
35:37There you go
35:38There's there's Peter in action
35:40Oh my gosh
35:41That's a break
35:43So how long have you been trampolining here?
35:48Since 1955
35:50Wow
35:50Wow
35:51Wow
35:52That's amazing
35:58Peter, congratulations on your gold medals
36:00Thank you so much for being on the show
36:02Thank you
36:02A round of applause for Peter, thank you for your time
36:05All right, let's welcome another guest now
36:11He's an American singer-songwriter whose debut album has been described as the first great album of 2026
36:16Would you please welcome Tyler Ballgame?
36:31Welcome welcome
36:32So look first things first Tyler Ballgame is your stage name
36:37Yes
36:37What is your real name?
36:39My real name is Tyler Perry so I can't use that
36:41Oh wow, so how did you come up with Tyler Ballgame?
36:44Well, I'm from kind of outside the Boston area and there's a great Boston Red Sox baseball player named Ted
36:49Williams
36:50They called him Teddy Ballgame
36:51And he was like the greatest to ever do it
36:53Yeah
36:54So it was kind of a joke on myself, you know at the time I was living at home in
36:58my mom's basement
36:59Nothing going on so I was like Tyler Ballgame killing it, you know
37:03We've got the album here, which is beautiful
37:05We've all been listening to it all week and loving it
37:08What's the track you're going to sing at the end of the show?
37:10Yeah, we're going to do the the title track for the first time again
37:13Okay, and tell us a bit about that song
37:15Yeah, we recorded it with a great producer named Jonathan Rado all to tape all using analog
37:21Oh, wow
37:22Live to tape and yeah, it's a beautiful song
37:25I think I always think it's about the perennial nature of love
37:28You know this love that forms us and wraps us and sets us out into the world and through our
37:34lives
37:34We might lose that love and but I think it's never far, you know, it's always waiting in a new
37:38face or a new form
37:39And honestly wait till you hear his voice wait till you hear his voice
37:43Let's be honest. Did you come? Did you come to the UK for a break?
37:45Did you come for a break?
37:46Oh
37:49Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna promote an album
37:50No, stop that I need to come for a break
37:52Adopt me
37:53Yeah
37:54How are you finding the UK and the UK audiences?
37:57It's great UK audiences are very polite
38:03Oh, but you and you've developed a weird crush over here though, right?
38:06Yeah, I do have a British crush. Uh-huh. Oh, really?
38:09Yeah, you know how
38:11You know how um you guys have trains here?
38:14Yeah, um, we're aware there's
38:19There's that voice, you know, see it say it sorted
38:27Where is she?
38:30There's a new fetish on my, I've never heard of that one before
38:32I'll tell you where she is
38:34Yeah
38:34We've tracked her down
38:36And she's here tonight
38:38Would you please welcome Emma Hignett?
38:52Judy, can you scooch up for a little bit?
38:54Oh sorry, I was just making sure Tyler doesn't look like he's using that injection
39:01So Emma, I mean
39:03Okay, we have to get you to say it
39:05Can you at least prove that you are? Go on
39:08Say it, say it, sorted
39:22Now Judy, you told a story this week in an interview about your first ever concert experience
39:26Yes, I did I went and saw blue
39:29Yeah, loved them
39:30I was think I was about 18 or 19 or so and I went with my friend, Fran
39:34And we got a little bit excited and we decided like to really live in the moment
39:40So we took off our bras and threw it at them
39:42Yeah
39:44It literally nearly stopped the concert
39:46It licked one of them in their face
39:48Well
39:49As you said, we got the big and it was like the whole like G cup filled his head
39:53Yeah
39:55Well I'll be honest, that gave us an idea for a game
40:12Welcome to bras in their eyes
40:15We've set up a boy band of mannequins of Josh and Alex and I that were left over from last
40:20week
40:20We're calling them Blue Badge
40:23Judy and Tyler have to throw bras at the mannequins, three each
40:27The scoring system is this, if you hit a mannequin you get 10 points
40:29If you get a bra on the arm you get 20 and if a bra on the head you get
40:3430 points
40:35Emma, any tips for them?
40:37See it, throw it, sorted
40:41Judy, you can go first
40:43One other time, Judy
40:44I'm glad to say, I'm keeping this one
40:45I'm keeping this one
40:49Oh!
40:51We got it
40:5220 points
40:56Oh!
40:57No, nothing there, nothing there
40:59Oh, shit
41:00Oh!
41:01Okay, 20 points, Tyler
41:03Welcome to British television
41:05Oh, nothing
41:07You're delicate with it
41:08I know
41:09It's all about touch
41:10Oh!
41:11I'm gonna try
41:12Cowboy
41:13No, baby, no, baby
41:15Oh!
41:17Judy Love, you are the winner
41:19Come and collect your trophy
41:23By the way, Kels
41:31That's genuinely the only time
41:33My arm's called a bra
41:37Is that meant to be you?
41:39Is that meant to be me?
41:41Is that meant to be me?
41:41Yeah
41:42We'll have more last week for you after the break
41:44As Josh wraps up the last seven days
41:46And Tyler ends the show with a song and his beautiful voice
41:48We'll see you in a little bit
41:49We'll see you in a little bit there
41:52Thank you
42:17Thank you
42:19Let's use the correct British pronunciation of paedophile.
42:23Let's not degrade ourselves with the US pronunciation, please.
42:28What, nonce?
42:31Josh has been redacting the last seven days. What have you got?
42:34Would you like to see a delightful clip?
42:36It's one of our favourite genres. Failed parkour attempts.
42:39Yes, please.
42:41This one's from Donegal. I love them.
42:44Oh, no.
42:44Oh, oh, oh!
42:50Add it to the museum.
42:51And I haven't got the next one. Judy saw a clip this week, right?
42:56I have. The greatest thing I've ever seen.
42:59Would you like to see an emotional clip from the one and only Mr. Craig David's holiday in the Maldives?
43:05Yes, please.
43:07So this fish just literally just jumped out of the sea and you're going back in here, my friend.
43:15Oh, my gosh. That's what the...
43:18That's the full moon for you.
43:20That's the full moon.
43:25Come on, come on, come on. You've still got it inside of you. You've still got it.
43:38All right, we are about to end the show with a song from Tyler Ballgame.
43:42That was so stupid.
43:42But before we do, would you please thank our guests, Judy Love.
43:45That was so stupid.
43:48Grayson Perry.
43:51And Tyler Ballgame.
43:55And my co-host Josh Whittacombe and Alex Brooker.
44:01We'll be back next week with actor Brian Cox and comedians Flo and Joan.
44:04But right now this is Tyler Ballgame with his new song for the first time again.
44:09Emma, all yours.
44:10Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
44:11His name's Adam Hills.
44:13See you next week for the next leg.
44:15See it.
44:15Say it.
44:16Sorted.
44:16Sorted.
44:17Sorted.
44:21Sorted.
44:22Shook the hand of unbound desire
44:33Leaned in close in love and made its boots
44:44So many lives
44:47Never surrender
44:53When it's all that random
44:58We tried
45:07Can't wait to meet you
45:09For the first time again
45:18Can't wait to meet you
45:20For the first time again
45:29I love you, I love you
45:32I've known you forever
45:41Your fire was
45:44And always will be
45:51I learned your name
45:54But missed its meaning
46:00Oh, and I didn't know
46:05How to feel
46:14Can't wait to meet you
46:16For the first time again
46:25Can't wait to meet you
46:27For the first time again
46:35Oh, I knew you once
46:38I knew you now
46:41I've known you forever
46:47Can't wait to meet you
46:49For the first time again
46:56I knew you
47:12Can't wait to meet you
47:21Thank you
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