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00:00MUSIC
00:23Good evening, welcome to Would I Lie To You?
00:26The show that separates fact from fiction.
00:29On David Mitchell's team tonight,
00:31taking a break from the repair shop, it's Will Kirk.
00:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:37And broadcaster and raconteur extraordinaire,
00:41it's Giles Brandreth.
00:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:46And on Lee Mack's team tonight,
00:49from the Love Island villa to the Strictly Ballroom,
00:52it's Tasha Ghuri.
00:58And comedy actor and writer,
01:00the wonderful Jessica Knappett.
01:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:06We'll begin with round one, Home Truths,
01:09where our panellists read out a statement
01:11from the card in front of them.
01:13Now, to make things harder, they've never seen the card before,
01:16they have no idea what they'll be faced with.
01:18It's up to the opposing team to sort the fact from the fiction.
01:22Giles is first up tonight.
01:25Whilst attempting to break the world record
01:27for the longest ever after-dinner speech,
01:30I had a dreadful accident.
01:33LAUGHTER
01:35Who were you speaking to?
01:37I was speaking to...
01:38It's a charity event.
01:39We are at a hotel in London.
01:41So, what was the record that you were trying to break?
01:44The record stood...
01:46The record stood...
01:48LAUGHTER
01:48The record scratched by the sound of it.
01:50The record stood at 11 hours.
01:52I spoke on that occasion for 12 and a half hours.
01:55And these people stayed to watch?
01:57They did.
01:58You may be surprised to hear that.
02:00LAUGHTER
02:00I don't know if you've ever heard me speaking at length, but...
02:04LAUGHTER
02:05What was the subject of your speech?
02:08Now, this is interesting.
02:08I decided...
02:10I decided to do it as an A to Z of life.
02:13So, I began with A for half an hour, then B for half an hour...
02:17We understand.
02:19LAUGHTER
02:20Well, you did half an hour on J, then, didn't you?
02:23Well, J was rather easy, because J was for jokes, you know?
02:26What does the king do when he burps?
02:28He issues a royal pardon.
02:31LAUGHTER
02:31So, you did half an hour of that?
02:34LAUGHTER
02:34You spent 30 years doing that, you should be at home.
02:37LAUGHTER
02:40Giles, what was the accident?
02:43It was of a personal nature.
02:46You're still going to have to tell us.
02:48I found that in the middle of the night, I was needing a comfort break.
02:52There was therefore the risk of a dreadful accident,
02:55and it appeared that the accident occurred.
02:58LAUGHTER
02:59And so, are we talking about you wetting yourself?
03:03Well, in those days, the Guinness Book of Records were insistent
03:06it has to be a real record, an endurance record.
03:09You weren't allowed a toilet break?
03:10You weren't allowed a toilet break.
03:11OK.
03:11Before I went to make this speech, I explained to the president of the charity,
03:16the late Duke of Edinburgh, that I was anxious that I wouldn't achieve the goal
03:20because I would need to go for this comfort break in the middle of the night.
03:24And he said to me, well, you can take a pee in the middle of the night, surely.
03:28I said, no, sir, I'll be in front of 300 people wearing a dinner suit.
03:31He said, you can still take a pee, man.
03:32You can do it there and then.
03:34I said, how on earth is that possible, sir?
03:36He said, you'll be wearing the appliance, surely.
03:39The what?
03:40The appliance.
03:41No, you've misunderstood when I said, you what?
03:43I didn't mean I couldn't hear you.
03:44I meant, what are they talking about?
03:47He said, go down, John Bell and Troyden, medical suppliers, Wigmore Street.
03:53I had a Covid jab there.
03:58Just when I thought this story couldn't get any more sexy.
04:03I nipped down and I was seen immediately by a very nice young person
04:08who kitted me out with the appliance,
04:11which was a kind of apparatus you wear over your private parts
04:14and had attached to it a long piece of rubber tubing.
04:18Oh, come on.
04:19Pink in colour.
04:21It needs all the way from the event to the chemist.
04:24No!
04:26We'll return it in the morning, sir.
04:28So this is a thing that goes over your...
04:32You Duke of Edinburgh.
04:37I've popped it on, and...
04:39And once it's on, are you dressing to the left or the right?
04:42I don't think I know you well enough.
04:49APPLAUSE
04:52About two in the morning, I thought,
04:54I do need now my little Jimmy Riddle.
04:56And then I suddenly thought,
04:58Oh, my God.
04:58Is it going to make a terrible whooshing sound?
05:01So I thought, I know what I'll do.
05:03I will let go.
05:04And as I'm about to let go, I will tell a joke.
05:06And on the laugh, that's when I will let go.
05:10And the laugh will cover the letting go.
05:13The whoosh. Yes, the whoosh.
05:14So I let go.
05:16It was then that I realised that the appliance had slipped its moorings.
05:21LAUGHTER
05:23John, can I ask a question?
05:25What letter are we on here?
05:26Is it P?
05:29LAUGHTER
05:31APPLAUSE
05:35A little bit from now on in.
05:37LAUGHTER
05:39Hang on, hang on.
05:40Did it slip its moorings as you were weeing into it?
05:43The power of the jet.
05:46LAUGHTER
05:46And made it slip?
05:47Yeah.
05:48If it were me, I'd have thought, you know,
05:50a little tinkle would be just fine.
05:51Yes.
05:52And if it had been you, it would have been a little tinkle,
05:54but it was me.
05:55LAUGHTER
05:57APPLAUSE
05:59So this is like a catheter, but it's mechanical.
06:02Yeah, well, yes.
06:03Am I able to stand up?
06:04Maybe you can't stand up.
06:05Giles, is this wise?
06:07LAUGHTER
06:08Are you wearing it tonight?
06:10No!
06:13Now, you may find this surprising,
06:14but I am now sponsored by the Tenor Plex Plus
06:17Super Soft and Continuous Club.
06:20LAUGHTER
06:21APPLAUSE
06:24Well, the truth is, what happened was this,
06:27I was making my speech...
06:29LAUGHTER
06:30..and I looked down and out of my trouser leg...
06:34You could see the end of a bit of a full balloon.
06:37Awful.
06:38I mean, it became snaking across the stage.
06:41LAUGHTER
06:47And meanwhile, meanwhile, you're still going.
06:50No, it tortures it completely.
06:52It's all coming back now vividly to me.
06:55LAUGHTER
06:55So the shock stopped the flow?
06:57Worse than that, I found I was not able to go to the loo
07:01for, I think, about 72 hours.
07:03LAUGHTER
07:04Well, there we are.
07:06That's all we've got time for.
07:09APPLAUSE
07:12Um...
07:12Tasha, what are you thinking, Tasha?
07:15I've got a lot of images in my head now.
07:17Of course.
07:17Nothing I want to see right now.
07:19It's going to be a while before you forget those images.
07:22Yeah.
07:23There's so much detail there.
07:25Why would you know about the appliance if it's not true?
07:28I mean, if it's a lie...
07:31Yeah.
07:31He's made this a lot harder than it needed to be.
07:35What are we going for?
07:36You say true.
07:37I'm leaving this in your hands.
07:39That's what he said.
07:40LAUGHTER
07:42You're saying true.
07:43It's got to be true.
07:44It's got to be true.
07:44It's true.
07:44So they're saying it's true.
07:46Giles, was it true or was that all a lie?
07:50It was...
07:53true.
07:54APPLAUSE
07:57It's true.
07:58Giles did have a dreadful accident during his world record attempt.
08:03Right, Will, you're next.
08:04Right.
08:06Ahem.
08:07Ahem.
08:08Ahem.
08:09Out loud, Will.
08:11Ahem.
08:13Please.
08:14When King Charles came to the repair shop, I had to chase him to his car because he'd walked
08:19off with my big chisel.
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21I don't like these teeth.
08:23I know he was on the repair shop.
08:25I remember seeing a clip.
08:28Can I just check, was he king at this point?
08:29He was actually prince.
08:31What did he bring to get repaired?
08:33A vase.
08:34And what was wrong with the vase?
08:36Vase was broken.
08:37Obviously.
08:39Otherwise your show would be called second-hand shop.
08:42Exactly.
08:44Apparently the vase had been put on a window at Dunfrey's house and one of the servants?
08:53I don't know, Charles, is that what it's called?
08:54Staff.
08:55Staff.
08:59So confident.
09:01One of the servants had hit it with a staff.
09:04LAUGHTER
09:11And that's when it broke.
09:12He came round to all of our benches to sort of have a look at what we're doing and look
09:16at our tools and things like that.
09:18And I have a really big chisel that he was quite taken by.
09:22What did he think of your tool?
09:24LAUGHTER
09:26He said that it's...
09:28LAUGHTER
09:30He said it was quite broad.
09:31LAUGHTER
09:33I don't know.
09:35LAUGHTER
09:36Surely, in your job, you've got many sized chisels, not just one big chisel.
09:40But this is my favourite one.
09:41And I have a little place for it on the wall behind my bench.
09:43What did he say when he was...
09:45Weighty.
09:46Weighty?
09:46Weighty.
09:47Weighty.
09:48Very weighty.
09:50LAUGHTER
09:50LAUGHTER
09:51I love that.
09:53Very, very weighty.
09:54Really weighty.
09:55LAUGHTER
09:56Wonderfully weighty.
09:57I didn't know how you'd do it.
09:58I'm full of admiration.
10:00LAUGHTER
10:01Exactly.
10:02I'm doing King Charles when he was still a prince.
10:07LAUGHTER
10:09APPLAUSE
10:10So, how did he end up walking away with it?
10:15Erm, so, he handed it to one of his...
10:18Possibly an aquarium who was with him.
10:20Yeah.
10:21And then they started to kind of walk away.
10:23And I didn't know what to say, because I met him at Dunbury's house
10:25before this, and I was talking to someone that I was with about.
10:28I don't know how to speak to him.
10:30Do I shake his hand?
10:31Do I bow?
10:32Anyway, before I knew it, I turned to my left.
10:35Can you stand up for a second?
10:36I am standing up.
10:38LAUGHTER
10:44There you go.
10:46So, I was...
10:47So, I'm waiting to bring him.
10:49LAUGHTER
10:51So, I turn around, and he's already here with his hand-out.
10:55LAUGHTER
10:56Anyway, so, he has his hand-out, like this.
11:00Anyway, so, I turn around.
11:01You realise that you're waiting to shake.
11:03This is in slow motion, by the way.
11:05So, I go like that.
11:05I go...
11:07Anyway, I panic, because I'm coming in too fast.
11:09No.
11:09So, I pull it back, and I do this kind of weird thing.
11:13LAUGHTER
11:15And then I turn back to rectify, then he'd already gone.
11:18LAUGHTER
11:19So, you gave his fingers a little tickle?
11:21A little tickle, yeah.
11:23LAUGHTER
11:25OK.
11:26How did you get that chisel back?
11:27So, I went over to the car, and I tapped on the window.
11:32Right.
11:32I said, I think you have my chisel.
11:34LAUGHTER
11:35And he said, I do.
11:36And then he gave it back.
11:37Oh.
11:38I think that he probably thought it was a gift,
11:40but trying to save my embarrassment, he kind of just handed it back to me.
11:43What do you think, Tasha?
11:44I know in a scenario like that, they have the guards around them,
11:48so for you just to hand over a chisel, I don't believe it's that easy.
11:52Because it's quite a sharp weapon.
11:54Yeah.
11:54Yeah.
11:55I think none of it's true.
11:57What, he doesn't work on repair shop?
11:59LAUGHTER
12:00Go on, well, say lie then, yeah?
12:02Saying it's a lie, Will.
12:04Was it a lie, or were you telling the truth?
12:08That was a lie.
12:10APPLAUSE
12:11Oh!
12:13So lie, Will didn't chase King Charles.
12:18Our next round is called This Is My, where we bring on a mystery guest
12:22who has a close connection to one of our panellists.
12:25This week, each of Lee's team will claim it's them
12:27that has the genuine connection to the guest.
12:30It's up to David's team to spot who's telling the truth.
12:32So, please welcome this week's special guest, Kate.
12:37APPLAUSE
12:43So, Tasha, what is Kate to you?
12:46So, this is Kate, and she had to prepare the glitter ball trophy
12:49after I dropped it at the Strictly wrap party.
12:52LAUGHTER
12:54Right.
12:55Jessica, how do you know Kate?
12:57This is Kate.
12:59Together, we tried and failed to get an intruder out of my house.
13:05OK.
13:05And finally, Lee, what's your relationship with Kate?
13:09This is Kate.
13:10She gave me a plaster after her horse bit me on the nipple.
13:15LAUGHTER
13:17So, there we have it.
13:19David's team, where will you begin?
13:21OK, we'll start with Tasha.
13:23So, why were you holding the glitter ball trophy?
13:26So...
13:27Yeah, why don't you rub it in that she didn't win?
13:29Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
13:30LAUGHTER
13:30What business did you have touching that holy object?
13:33I just want to see what it felt like to hold it, you know,
13:36if I had won it.
13:37But basically, a Strictly wrap party, so you finish your dances,
13:41Chris Getz announced the winner,
13:42and everyone, you know, celebrating,
13:45all the crew come out on the dance floor,
13:47you know, everyone's having a good time.
13:48So, I got a picture of the trophy
13:50and then Alyash was at the bottom of the steps.
13:53Alyash being the dashing dancer who was your partner?
13:57Yes.
13:57So, I basically started walking down the steps
13:59and I slipped and it, like, flew out of my hands,
14:02slammed on the floor and the ball, like, rolled off.
14:05Everyone was just like...
14:07And then Kate came to basically save the day.
14:10Who is Kate then? What was her role there?
14:12She went to the stables.
14:14LAUGHTER
14:16Yes, we'll come on to that.
14:19She was looking after a trophy.
14:21So, a trophy's made by a company called Trophy Master
14:23and she works with the company.
14:25So, Kate just said, oh, I'll fix it, you know.
14:27Given this is a BBC programme,
14:29why did they not go to the repair shop?
14:33LAUGHTER
14:34So, you've met Kate before
14:36because she's always there whenever the trophy's there,
14:39she's there lurking in the background.
14:40She has to polish it, make sure it looks pretty, you know.
14:43So, she just comes in to polish the trophy.
14:46LAUGHTER
14:46So, when the trophy's there, Kate's there,
14:49watching the trophy, polishing the trophy,
14:51looking after the trophy...
14:52You don't want a trophy to go missing.
14:54You don't? Absolutely not.
14:55Although, obviously, they make a new one every year, don't they?
14:58It's not like the FA Cup.
14:59You don't have to hand it back to me.
15:01LAUGHTER
15:02Right, who would you like to quiz next?
15:05OK, Jessica.
15:07Rappel Intruder you tried to with Kate, did you?
15:11LAUGHTER
15:12All right, Yo, then...
15:13Did I? Indeed, yes.
15:15When was this?
15:16Last year.
15:17What season?
15:19Erm...
15:20Season five!
15:22What season?
15:23What season?
15:24What season?
15:24What season?
15:25What season?
15:25I could have said what month, then there are 12 options.
15:29But she's only ever going to say one of them,
15:31so whether there are 12 to choose from or four,
15:33makes no difference to you.
15:34Well, she would have said one of them three minutes ago
15:36if you hadn't intervened.
15:37LAUGHTER
15:37But you're saying that there was some advantage to asking this season...
15:41Oh, my God, spring!
15:41..because there are...
15:43LAUGHTER
15:46So, it was spring?
15:48It was spring.
15:49What month?
15:51LAUGHTER
15:59May is the beginning of summer.
16:01June, July, August is summer.
16:02Are you telling me that autumn starts on September the 1st?
16:06Yeah, yeah, very much so.
16:07The Feast of St Giles, as it happens.
16:09LAUGHTER
16:11I think that's the most middle-class put down I've ever had.
16:14LAUGHTER
16:14It's a shame to hear that.
16:16I've been working with you for 19 years.
16:19How do you know Kate?
16:21She's sort of my neighbour.
16:23Intruder!
16:24Intruder!
16:24Yes.
16:25Who was it?
16:26The intruder was, in fact, a bird.
16:31A bird.
16:32Oh!
16:33What sort of bird, Jessica?
16:34I'm going to say thrush.
16:37Oh!
16:40Trying to get that new advert.
16:43Imagine that with some cream in between the fingers.
16:47I'm going to say thrush.
16:49I'm going to say relief.
16:52LAUGHTER
16:52I'm going to say $4.99.
16:54I'm going to say little.
16:58APPLAUSE
17:03Where did the thrush break in?
17:06Or break out?
17:08LAUGHTER
17:09I've got a wood-burning stove and it was just flapping around.
17:12In the stove?
17:13It was in the stove.
17:14It fell into the wood-burning stove.
17:16Wow.
17:17I have a babysitter in the house.
17:18She has a good idea, which is to get a box, sort of a storage box with a lid on
17:24it.
17:24Yeah.
17:24So we decide that one of us is going to open the door and the other person is going to
17:28stick the box over the wood-burning stove and the thrush is going to fly into it and then we're
17:34going to put the lid on. That's our plan.
17:36OK.
17:37What had you done prior to this, before the babysitter was helping?
17:40Nothing.
17:41I just shouted, I just shouted, Mayday, Mayday.
17:44It's...
17:45It's not the right month.
17:46No.
17:52So we get the bird in and then we stick the lid on and we've got the bird in the
17:56box in the lid.
17:57It's worked.
17:58We turn around, ecstatic.
18:00Oh, my God, we've done it.
18:01Another bird flies out of the wood-burning stove.
18:04There's double thrush.
18:07Double thrush.
18:08$9.99.
18:10You haven't told us what Kate is doing.
18:14Yes, well, I ran outside the house, text Kate's husband.
18:20Right.
18:20Ah.
18:21And I say, can you come round and help us out?
18:23Hmm.
18:24He said, no.
18:26No.
18:27Did he?
18:27Asked my wife.
18:29And then he followed it up with, she's got previous with birds.
18:34Oh, right.
18:35So I rang her.
18:37You rang, you didn't text her.
18:38I don't suppose you're in the house, are you?
18:41Because I've heard you've got previous with birds.
18:43And, erm...
18:45It's a very bold text.
18:48She's remembering the day with amusement.
18:52Well, she's looking back on that.
18:54No, no, no.
18:54She's remembering the time her horse bit my nipple.
19:00She just plucked one out of the air, honestly.
19:03As it was flying.
19:04And then something happened and she got spooked.
19:08And then in the next moment, she was running out of her.
19:10At this point, there's three women just standing on the pavement, screaming.
19:15No.
19:15This is preposterous.
19:16We don't need to have any more time with this.
19:19LAUGHTER
19:20Did the birds get out of the house?
19:22There was two passers-by.
19:26Oh.
19:26And they were physiotherapists.
19:28OK.
19:29Physiotherapists?
19:29And they had been visiting another neighbour.
19:32Who needed two physiotherapists.
19:34And...
19:34You know, you make an appointment with a physiotherapist sometimes.
19:38Do you need one or...
19:39Or do you need two?
19:40LAUGHTER
19:41Is it a big job?
19:43Is it an exhausting day, therapising an enormous person?
19:49LAUGHTER
19:50In my experience of the NHS, you can't get a physiotherapist,
19:54and then after six months, two come along.
19:58LAUGHTER
20:02So, what did these physiotherapists do?
20:06They each grabbed a blanket off my sofa and just enveloped the birds
20:11and just let them fly and off they went.
20:14Right.
20:15Now, what about Lee?
20:18Remind us, Lee.
20:19This is Kate.
20:20She gave me a plaster after her horse bit my nipple.
20:24LAUGHTER
20:25Where are we, Lee?
20:27We're in a field, Rob.
20:28We're in a field.
20:29Why do you have your top off in the field with a horse?
20:32LAUGHTER
20:32Well, listen, young man, I don't know how you're imagining this story.
20:36LAUGHTER
20:37But I haven't actually got my top off, you pervert.
20:39Oh.
20:41I mean, normal clothes, jeans, T-shirt.
20:42Why are you in the field?
20:44Well, I'm out with my family.
20:45Oh, you're all... All the family are there?
20:47Yeah, it's a Friday, I'm allowed to see them.
20:49LAUGHTER
20:50So, we're in a field, there's a horse.
20:53Now, we're leaning over the fence, trying to attract the horse over.
20:56Right, right.
20:56With a bit of grass.
20:57What kind of horse is it?
20:59How many hands?
21:00Oh, it didn't have any hands.
21:02LAUGHTER
21:03Um, I would say it was quite a small horse, it was 12 hands.
21:06And how did he get close to your nipple?
21:09It was a hot day, I was lactating.
21:12LAUGHTER
21:14Um...
21:14The horse came over.
21:15Yeah.
21:16And he's having a little, sort of, around my neck area, like this,
21:19and we were all laughing, it was a bit ticklish, whiskers in the face.
21:21Yeah.
21:21And then, before you know it, chomp.
21:24Oh.
21:25Chomp.
21:25Straight on the nipple.
21:26I would say it was friendly.
21:27I don't think it was being aggressive.
21:29Sort of friendly.
21:30Flirtatious, one might say.
21:31Yes, you could say it was flirtatious.
21:32But with the teeth this time.
21:33My own fault, I was squeezing its buttocks provocatively.
21:36LAUGHTER
21:39So, how does Kate enter this story?
21:42Well, I screamed a proper yelp, it really hurts when a horse bites.
21:45Yes.
21:45And there was blood and I had a white T-shirt.
21:48Oh, no!
21:49And then, before you know it, Kate comes over,
21:51she happened to be in the field with some other horses in the distance,
21:53came over immediately.
21:55What did she open with?
21:57Er, I think it was a song by, er...
22:00It might have been Frank Sinatra, I can't remember.
22:02You know what I mean.
22:04She says, are you OK?
22:05And I said, er...
22:06I said, well, as you can see, not really.
22:09Erm, and then I sort of...
22:10I had to look, so I pulled the T-shirt up, like that.
22:13Oh!
22:14Ooh!
22:15And, er, she went, oh, my God.
22:17She said, I'm so sorry, madam.
22:19I said, no, they're mamboos.
22:21LAUGHTER
22:23And then she said...
22:24And then you had the beard?
22:24Yes, when I had the beard.
22:25You had the beard?
22:26Yeah, but, you know, my wife's got one, as you know,
22:27so it's hard to tell.
22:30LAUGHTER
22:34OK.
22:35Who administers the antiseptic cream to the injured nipple?
22:39I did it myself.
22:40She's also brought some wet wipes.
22:42Oh, no, you hadn't.
22:44I had.
22:45LAUGHTER
22:46If you haven't been very mad at horses, it's very scary.
22:50Erm...
22:51All right, we need an answer.
22:52So, David's team.
22:54Is Kate Tasha's Strictly saviour, Jessica's helpless helper
23:00or Lee's nipple nurse?
23:02Well, I don't know.
23:04LAUGHTER
23:05All plausible.
23:07I mean, I can kind of see the thrush.
23:10LAUGHTER
23:12LAUGHTER
23:13Of course kind of sounds like, you know, it could also happen.
23:16They're all possible.
23:18Yeah.
23:18Strictly trophy, yes, but also always being there to polish it.
23:22The place was full of press that night.
23:26Yes.
23:26If somebody had dropped the trophy, we'd have heard about it already.
23:29So we can dismiss her.
23:30I think...
23:31Well, that's...
23:32I love this clarity.
23:34LAUGHTER
23:35Jess was all over the place with her story.
23:37We can dismiss Jess as well.
23:40LAUGHTER
23:40We are therefore left.
23:41Sweet Lord.
23:43LAUGHTER
23:44When all other possibilities.
23:48Giles thinks it's Lee.
23:49Right.
23:50I...
23:50Who do you think it is?
23:52I think it's Jess.
23:53Huh.
23:53We'll go Jess.
23:54You're saying Jess?
23:55Yep.
23:56If you were making it up, why would you make up the two physiotherapists?
23:59We're about to find out.
24:01We are about to find out.
24:03We said Jess.
24:03Can't go back now.
24:05Who said Jess?
24:05Yeah, no, I'm aware...
24:07It's on the record that you disagree.
24:09Yeah.
24:10So...
24:11You're a...
24:11You're a tremendous team member.
24:14LAUGHTER
24:15OK, they think it's Jess.
24:17Kate, would you please reveal your true identity?
24:22I'm Kate, and Jess and I failed to get rid of some birds.
24:25APPLAUSE
24:26Well done.
24:27Well done.
24:28Well done.
24:29Well done.
24:29Yes, Kate is Jessica's helpless helper.
24:32Thank you very much, Kate.
24:33Yes, Kate!
24:35We'll get a long look.
24:37See you at home.
24:38Which brings us to our final round, quick fire lies, and we start with...
24:43BUZZER
24:43It's Tasha.
24:46After dating a boy for just a week, I got a tattoo of his initials.
24:51One week later, we split up.
24:53David's team.
24:55What were his initials?
24:57AP.
24:58AP.
24:58And you'd only known him for a week when you decided to get inked?
25:03Yeah.
25:04You only looked...
25:08You know, it actually happened when we were on holiday, that's why.
25:11You know, we went somewhere, got quite drunk.
25:13You know, you're in love, that romance.
25:15It was a moment of, like, let's just do it.
25:17Do you still have the tattoo now?
25:19No, I got it removed.
25:21Whereabouts was it?
25:22It was on my bum cheek, actually.
25:24Oh!
25:24Where was this drunken time?
25:28I was in Mexico.
25:29Oh!
25:30Yeah.
25:30So, the thing is with my generation, though, we talk about my generation,
25:34we have this thing called dating.
25:36So, you date for, like, a year or two, right?
25:40Yeah, do you know that the previous generation had dating?
25:42That's how you were born?
25:45Yeah, but back in your day, it's very like...
25:47No, don't...
25:48No, no, no, no.
25:49No, no, no, no.
25:49No, no, no, no.
25:51No, no, no, no.
25:51No, no, no, no.
25:53No, no, no, no, no.
25:53So...
25:53I mean, I'm not disrespecting Charles, but I'm not his generation.
25:57No, no, no, no.
25:57No, no, no, no.
25:58I'm so sorry.
25:59From Tasha's vantage point, we're all the same.
26:03Us lot, Charles Dickens, William the Conqueror.
26:06LAUGHTER
26:08So, back in the day, you know, I feel like you'd get the ladies up and dance,
26:12you'd write letters, like it was very...
26:15LAUGHTER
26:18Of course, you know, you'd arrive in a carriage.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:21Exactly.
26:22You'd produce your quill.
26:23You'd wear ball gowns.
26:25Yeah, exactly.
26:26Offer your sword.
26:27You did the curse into each other.
26:29Back in the early 90s, that's how it was.
26:31LAUGHTER
26:33So, how is it different for your generation?
26:35Is it just online?
26:36You're just Snapchatting each other?
26:38Snapchatting?
26:40LAUGHTER
26:40Do you Snapchat?
26:42LAUGHTER
26:44I mean...
26:45I mean...
26:46I mean...
26:46You see...
26:47I mean WhatsAppting.
26:48I mean...
26:49Tweeting.
26:50Rob...
26:51Tweeting.
26:52You're exing each other.
26:54Stop using words you don't understand.
26:58Myspace.
27:00LAUGHTER
27:02So, OK.
27:04You'd had the tattoo, so you'd think,
27:06ooh, things are wonderful.
27:07Yeah.
27:07What happened then?
27:09He cheated on me.
27:10Ohh!
27:11Tasha, no.
27:12Less than a week after going official?
27:15And it was with my friend.
27:17No!
27:19I wish, like, honestly, it was my friend called Jessica.
27:22Oh, yeah, name her, name her!
27:24Yeah, I got a name.
27:25Jessica, Jessica, Jessica!
27:26Hey, hey, hey!
27:28APPLAUSE
27:30Does he have your initials?
27:32No.
27:33So you said a week ago he went official,
27:35I think it's going very well,
27:37I'm going to get a tattoo of your initials on my buttock,
27:40and he went, OK, go ahead then, I might buy a postcard.
27:44Well, that's what happens when you're in love.
27:46When you're in love, you do silly things, mate.
27:48It's time to decide.
27:50What do you think?
27:50Was that all true?
27:52Do you think it's true, Will?
27:53I think it's true.
27:54And I can see that sort of going on holiday,
27:56caught up in the sun and sangria.
27:58So loved up.
27:59I like that.
28:00We might go true.
28:01I'm going to go true.
28:01Are you going to say it's true?
28:02OK.
28:03Tasha, they're saying they think it's true.
28:04Was it true or was it a lie?
28:08It was...
28:08a lie.
28:10Oh!
28:11Well done.
28:14Well done.
28:15It's a lie.
28:16Tasha didn't get a tattoo of a boy's initials.
28:20That noise signals time is up.
28:22It's the end of the show.
28:23I can reveal that Lee's team has won by three points to one.
28:26Oh!
28:30Thanks for watching.
28:31We'll see you next time.
28:32Good night.
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