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00:00Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache
00:04Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake
00:09Tell me why I never want to hear you say
00:15I want it that way
00:20That's a wrap! That's a wrap!
00:24Yes!
00:26This is incriminating, let's listen.
00:30What?
00:31What just happened there?
00:33Look, even Vinny's perked up at that.
00:35Ooh!
00:37You'd expect this in like a Hollywood blockbuster.
00:40What the hell?
00:42I can't want that.
00:44Just bounce, Jane. Just bounce.
00:48Yes!
00:49I'd be doing that hiring audience.
00:51Vinny's licking your vanilla slice.
00:53Have you got Trump fatigue yet?
00:55No, he's a great disruptor, Mary.
00:56In the week an old Soviet spaceship from 1972 re-entered the Earth's atmosphere, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:06The lads were locking lips on BBC Three.
01:11The guest was good. The guest was good.
01:14It just felt...
01:16I'm buzzed.
01:17You had to be trained up, didn't you?
01:19Oh, I don't want to hear about it!
01:22Cos he...
01:22Before he kissed me, he used to lick his lips.
01:25Oh!
01:27Go!
01:28That was anticipation.
01:29No!
01:29We were having a laugh at midlife meltdowns on Netflix.
01:33What are we whispering about?
01:35How drunk are you right now?
01:37I'm at the good part.
01:38Where I think I'm at my funniest.
01:41And you think I'm starting to get a little annoying.
01:44You know, I've always been such a big fan of Steve Carell.
01:46I would watch anything he's in.
01:48Yeah, I feel like he just makes bangers.
01:50Everything he's in is funny.
01:52My favourite is definitely in Speaking With Me.
01:55Why? Cos you relate to Gru.
01:59Yeah, that's what he used to call me all the time.
02:01You know, I know why he used to call me him.
02:03Cos of my nose, innit?
02:05Cos me and him both have long noses.
02:08Yeah.
02:08And I have a hunchback.
02:09At the walk.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Tonight, we steal the mood!
02:14And Sexperts were showing us the ropes on Channel 4.
02:17I want to give you a little demo of what you might get to tease your appetite a whole bit.
02:24Andre?
02:26We call it up against the wall.
02:27Oh, he's a shagger if I've ever seen one.
02:29Yeah.
02:30With a top cut like that.
02:31It's the rosemary beads.
02:33He's having three or four shags a day.
02:35We've got throbbing hood coming through now to show us what to do.
02:46Oh, man, you know how I just got back from Spain?
02:50How was it then?
02:51It was nice.
02:51I did a lot of, like, solo bits on my own.
02:55I even got a Thai massage there.
02:56Sisters Amira and Amani.
02:59I think she was trying to figure out if I was a boy or a girl because I...
03:02And then she looked at me like this look.
03:08And, like, I think she was trying to figure out what I am.
03:12And I just...
03:14She was just like...
03:16That's so embarrassing!
03:17And then I go...
03:18And then this is me trying to pop out my boobs a bit more.
03:21Yeah, just me.
03:22Just...
03:23Just so she...
03:24She knows that I'm not a man.
03:25This is why mum tells you to wear dresses.
03:28I'm here.
03:31On Wednesday night, there were more duos dashing around on BBC One.
03:36Are you ready to go racing, Simon?
03:38Well, we'll be racing to Benidorm, won't we?
03:40In a...
03:40In a month?
03:41Is it in a month?
03:42Yeah.
03:45I couldn't go across all with you, never man across the world.
03:48No.
03:49In the programme, we met race leaders Brian and Melvin in Nepal.
03:53We're ahead of everybody else, so we can afford to spend a bit of time here.
03:57Yeah, but don't get cocky, though. This is where it goes wrong.
04:00God, they're having an holiday of the lights, aren't they, sony?
04:03Keen to immerse themselves in local life, Brian and Melvin plan to head west.
04:09First to Bandipurge, how much?
04:11One person is 700 rupees.
04:13700 rupees.
04:14What's that, Dad?
04:15That's June.
04:16Well, it's two people.
04:17One is...
04:181,400 rupees.
04:201,400 rupees.
04:23No discount there.
04:25I love that.
04:26You can do 1,000...
04:28No.
04:29Not a chance, mate.
04:31I hate it when I have to haggle.
04:32I have started doing it a bit, though.
04:34Have you?
04:35Yeah, yeah.
04:35I know, but that's really bad, Jenny.
04:37You can't do it in Tesco's at the till.
04:38Not here, I don't do it.
04:40You just got 1,500.
04:42What?
04:431,500?
04:44He just said it was 14.
04:45Hang on.
04:45What just happened?
04:46Hang on a second, yeah.
04:471,500.
04:48Two pieces.
04:491,500.
04:50I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:52That's not good haggling, that.
04:54That's the worst haggling ever.
04:56What did he ask at first?
04:57He wanted 1,700 and he's agreed to do it at 1,500.
05:00Are you sure?
05:01I could have sworn he said 14.
05:03Did it?
05:04He did.
05:05He did.
05:06He did?
05:06He's retired from financial advising now, has he?
05:09Yes.
05:09Sadly.
05:12High above the valleys, Brian and Melvin are still in Bandipur.
05:17Oh, right.
05:17OK.
05:18And Brian and Melvin are helping Sarjan with his morning chores.
05:22Wonder what his chores are, Julie.
05:23I don't think he'll be just washing pots, do you?
05:27Clean, inside.
05:28Clean?
05:29Yeah.
05:30Oh, they've got to clean the pig pen.
05:32He can fuck them right off.
05:33If you're keen to do that, Mel, then you go for it.
05:36Brian's not keen.
05:38He's scared his gilet will get mucky.
05:42Do you know, if that were me and you, I'd be Melvin and you'd be Brian.
05:46You would say to me, right, you get that done, I'll just watch.
05:49Are you joking?
05:50We all know that it will be me.
05:51You're up to me cankles in pig shit.
05:55Come, come.
05:56Yeah, come.
05:56Here we go, Lee.
05:57What's the next job?
05:58What have I got to do?
05:59Yeah.
06:00Clean.
06:00Clean.
06:01Yeah.
06:01What, with me hands?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Oh, wow.
06:04Come, come.
06:05Really?
06:06Oh, no!
06:07OK, I didn't expect that.
06:12It's fucking brain quit out the minute.
06:13I've got this one.
06:14Put it down.
06:16That's digging, isn't it?
06:17Are you doing all right?
06:18Proud of you for picking up shit.
06:20It's going to need more than that little bucket of water to clean those hands.
06:24A few pumps of imperial leather at least.
06:26Right, come on then.
06:27When we're getting into the race again?
06:28I forgot about the race, I knew.
06:31Two teams are closing in on the fourth checkpoint.
06:34Race for the finish.
06:35This is where it gets frantic, innit?
06:37On foot, follow the Assi Road down to the Ganges River.
06:43What's the Ganges?
06:44I think I might have been near it.
06:47Follow the river up to find your checkpoint hotel, Suri-Ode-Habili.
06:54Who's going to get there first?
06:55Come on.
06:56Who's going to make it, Jane?
06:57Ah.
06:58Ah.
06:58Can you read it?
06:59It's here.
07:00OK.
07:00Caroline and Tommy now closing in, aren't they?
07:02They're near the river now.
07:04You doing all right?
07:05I'm wrong.
07:05So the Gats have something to do with...
07:08Come on, team hell.
07:09Oh!
07:10Oh, he's done an injury.
07:11Oh, dear God.
07:11We can't afford to fall when we're in our sixties.
07:15Fuck.
07:17Come on, get up, Brian!
07:18You're going to have to hop now.
07:19Come on, you're nearly there.
07:20You'll be going to me.
07:21You're all right, get up.
07:22We've only got to go up these.
07:24Come on, let's go.
07:25It's OK.
07:27Walk it off.
07:28Come on.
07:29God, so many steps.
07:31Oh, you wouldn't like all these steps, Simon, would you?
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34I'd have given up ages to go.
07:35Well, you'd be buggered if that were Jane or Margaret.
07:37They can't do stairs.
07:39Do you think this is it?
07:40Sorry, Ade.
07:41Yeah, here it is.
07:42Here it is.
07:43That's it, there.
07:44That's it, OK.
07:45Up the stairs.
07:45Up the stairs to the door.
07:46Let's go for it.
07:47Who's going to get there first?
07:50Namaskar.
07:50Welcome to Amritara Suryodha Haveli.
07:54Please sign in here.
07:55Let's see.
07:56Open the book!
07:57Sign in over leave.
07:59Oh!
08:00They've done it!
08:04I thought they really lost the lead.
08:06I went and did bed and boarding and I got to make friends
08:09with this elderly Thai woman and she showed me this hole in the floor and a massive tarantula
08:16came out and she sliced it in half with a spade.
08:18God!
08:21But it was free to stay there.
08:24Poor tarantula!
08:25No, it was on a school path it had to go.
08:27Oh, was that when you were teaching those children English?
08:30Yeah, they were laughing at me tits.
08:36In Leeds.
08:37So, me and Nat are going to Salu in August.
08:41You cancelled Salu?
08:42Well, I...
08:43You were the first instigator of everybody cancelling Salu.
08:46I wasn't the first instigator of everyone cancelling Salu.
08:49Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
08:51Because do you know what?
08:52Mam obviously, she couldn't cancel Salu because she'd booked it separate to us and not as a package.
08:58Oh!
08:58So she was still going and Mam's going for two weeks and I thought, do I want to be at
09:04home with Ezra?
09:05I knew you were going to say that.
09:07You just don't want to be without childcare for two weeks.
09:09So you'll take the child to her on holiday so she can care for him there.
09:14I might get a couple of hours to myself on the sun lounger.
09:17That's all you're thinking about.
09:20On Monday night, we got very hands-on with a radical new series on Channel 4.
09:26So this is an island of...
09:29Virgins.
09:31Nothing to do with Richard Branson.
09:33Aunty Jane says that when she was younger that she always wanted Kev to do it outside.
09:37Me never would.
09:38Ah!
09:39Why are you telling me this?
09:41Why do you know this?
09:46Twelve virgins are heading towards a paradise island to take part in a unique experiment.
09:53Bloody hell, Pad.
09:54You should have gone on this.
09:56About four years too late.
09:58In a world where sex is everywhere...
10:01It's not in here, is it?
10:02Aye.
10:03Not here, it's not, no.
10:05The truth is surprising.
10:07There are more adult virgins than ever.
10:10I wonder why that is.
10:11Are there?
10:12Or...
10:12It's a surprise.
10:13Are people talking about it more?
10:15Being a young adult in this day and age, it's difficult.
10:19Social media.
10:20Dating apps.
10:20Influences.
10:21TV shows.
10:22Porn.
10:22Porn. Porn.
10:23Porn is everywhere.
10:25Do you know what, there's too many screens.
10:26Back in the day, they didn't have what else better to do, you know.
10:29People just got fingered.
10:31Yeah.
10:34Oh my lord, I don't think I want to see this.
10:37Oh, I do.
10:38Oh.
10:39When did you lose your virginity, Jane?
10:41Don't tell me.
10:43Don't tell me.
10:45Don't tell me.
10:45Don't tell me.
10:45Yeah, yeah.
10:46Beautiful, beautiful.
10:47In the episode, sex therapists Celeste and Danielle got us loosened up with some breathing exercises.
10:54Just listening to my voice.
10:57Ah.
10:58I'm going to start by taking a nice deep breath.
11:02Ah.
11:04Ah.
11:07Ah.
11:08Ah.
11:08Ah.
11:10Ah.
11:10Okay, who was willing to make sound with me?
11:13Ah.
11:13Oh, that lad's awkward.
11:16Yeah.
11:16And for touch-phobic Jason...
11:18Ah.
11:19Ah.
11:20It's more than he can handle.
11:22Ah.
11:24Oh, I feel sorry for Jason, because for him, it's a genuine phobia.
11:29That's the reason behind his virginness.
11:32All right, so this exercise is about saying no.
11:36You say no all bloody time.
11:38Yeah, it wouldn't be a bother for me, that.
11:39When I'm around a member of the opposite sex, I'm very awkward.
11:42Can I punch you in the face?
11:44Can I punch you in the face?
11:46I tend to say things without thinking.
11:49Can I throw you in the seat?
11:50No.
11:51Can I throw you in the seat?
11:53Can I throw you in the seat?
11:53The next one is, can I shock you?
11:55And we can see...
11:56In another scene, Celeste ease Jason in with some touch therapy.
12:01So you want to start with, like, just...
12:02Drugs?
12:02Yeah, just put it in there.
12:03Like that?
12:04Yeah.
12:05Is it okay?
12:06Like, does the sensation feel good?
12:08It's already like that.
12:09Hmm.
12:11Go on, Jason.
12:11Before turning things up a notch.
12:15So I was thinking maybe trying some different connection positions to build confidence.
12:20Yeah?
12:20Yes, Jason.
12:21Come on.
12:22Oh.
12:23What, like, lying next to one another?
12:25Spooning or something?
12:27Legging one, legging the other and...
12:29I don't know.
12:29Let's find out.
12:30Like a jigsaw puzzle.
12:31Well, let's try it.
12:32So you can lie down, like, here.
12:33On my back or...?
12:34Yeah, lie down on your back, like, with your head down there.
12:37I'm gonna, like, move in here.
12:39Oh, my life, Jane.
12:41She's getting on top of him.
12:42Sweet.
12:43Sweet!
12:44See if you can, like, just connect with your sexy energy.
12:48And if you feel an urge to touch back.
12:51Yeah, feel free.
12:53Okay.
12:53This is happening!
12:55Oh, God.
12:57It's like your nana looming over you.
13:04He's relaxing a bit, isn't he?
13:06Mmm.
13:07Do you think?
13:07Nice, Jason.
13:08He's getting more and more comfortable.
13:10Oh, he is.
13:10Yay!
13:11He's actually relaxed.
13:13Yeah.
13:15Oh, look at that boy.
13:20Nice one, boy.
13:21Oh, my Lord.
13:22He's learning.
13:23He's a quick learner.
13:24He's a quick learner, isn't he?
13:25He is.
13:25Oh, people are disgusting.
13:29Oh, my God.
13:30And you can touch my bra.
13:31I can touch your bra.
13:32You can.
13:34No!
13:36Jammy bastard.
13:37That's a very thick bra she's got on, though.
13:39Yeah, it would be, wouldn't it?
13:41I'm a bra.
13:41It's a work bra.
13:43Now, I want you to see if you can take your energy seriously now
13:46and look at me like, I want to fuck you kind of.
13:51Bra?
13:52Well, that's maybe a bit too much, so let's...
13:55Yeah, just slow it down a bit.
13:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:00He seems to know what he's doing to me.
14:02Go on, fella.
14:04Yes, fella.
14:05I think we've done it.
14:07I think we've cracked it.
14:08Do you need a little break?
14:09Do you need a little break?
14:11OK.
14:11Woo-hoo!
14:13It's a mark.
14:14It's amazing.
14:19Who would have thought when he walked in to now?
14:22I didn't think they'd get to that stage so quick.
14:25No.
14:25This is like, jam.
14:26This is what it feels like.
14:28I'm feeling incredible.
14:30Absolutely incredible.
14:31She's a miracle worker.
14:32I was a virgin.
14:34Well, I am a virgin still, but I'm like a different virgin now.
14:37I'm closer to losing him.
14:38Oh, that is meant that, innit?
14:40See what a bit of lust can do for you.
14:42It's got a bit of confidence now.
14:44Bit of lust and desire.
14:46Hmm.
14:46I think I've done it in a changing room.
14:48I don't know about up against the wall.
14:49I suppose it was.
14:50That little ledge.
14:51I don't want to know.
14:53Sorry.
14:53I'm trying to help the show, you know.
14:55God.
14:56If I told you every wall here, you'd be horrified.
14:59Completely unnecessary.
15:03Double standards.
15:13In Manchester.
15:14Can you see that face on the teapot?
15:17Irwin's been graffitiing everything with those pens.
15:19Alison, her husband George and her daughter Helena.
15:23He's done my teapot.
15:25I found a flipping banana the other day with a face.
15:27Yeah.
15:28And then I went to read my gardening magazine.
15:30Monty Don had been vandalised.
15:33Oh.
15:34Oh.
15:34What had he done to Monty Don?
15:35He's got antenna and fangs.
15:37This week, Netflix had a new drama
15:40about a group of middle-aged couples that holiday together.
15:44What move?
15:45Lie down, Bonnie.
15:47Bonnie.
15:48You had a bit of drama DJing?
15:50Dramedy?
15:51Drama comedy.
15:52Steve Carell's in this.
15:53Is he?
15:54He is, yeah.
15:59Wouldn't it be nice to have friends to go on holiday with?
16:03All I've got is you.
16:04Although, to be fair, I do like going on holiday with you.
16:07Yeah!
16:07Are you in crutch on my holidays?
16:10I don't like you to holiday without me.
16:12No you don't.
16:13Wow, wow, wow.
16:15Yes, get in there.
16:16In the programme, we saw the friends settling down for dinner
16:20in Anne and Nick's lake house.
16:22OK, I'd like to make a toast to Nick and Anne on their 25th.
16:28Aw.
16:28Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
16:29They've all gathered for Nick and Anne's 25th wedding anniversary.
16:33Silver, that one.
16:34Yeah.
16:3425 years?
16:35I'm double up this year.
16:36You are.
16:37It is rare in this life to find your soulmate.
16:41Oh, this sounds like a perfect couple, isn't it?
16:43Have you found your soulmate, Dad?
16:44Hell yeah.
16:46Where is she?
16:51Are you guys happy?
16:53What do you mean?
16:54Can you honestly say that you are happy in your lives?
16:59That's a big question, isn't it?
17:00People do ask that, actually.
17:02Yeah.
17:02People who ask that aren't usually happy.
17:04Yeah.
17:05What kind of question is that?
17:06Come on.
17:09I'm leaving Anne.
17:11You what?
17:12They're just celebrating their 25th, he's leaving her.
17:16No.
17:17Is there somebody else?
17:18No, no, no, no.
17:19It's not like that.
17:20It's Anne.
17:21What's the matter with her?
17:23I hate her.
17:24Oh.
17:25Oh!
17:26It's taken a while to figure that out, then.
17:2825 years to figure out he hates his wife.
17:30I hated my ex-husband, too!
17:36She's given up.
17:38She doesn't do anything.
17:40Oh, I'm getting like that, darling.
17:42Since we've had the air fryer.
17:46I don't think they're splitting up on the marriage because of a fucking air fryer.
17:50She won't go out on the boat.
17:52I built her.
17:53That pottery shed.
17:55She hasn't made one thing.
17:56This is taking a turn, isn't it?
17:58Hmm.
17:59This will literally be Paige about me in 20 years.
18:01I can see it now.
18:02He's bored.
18:03Nick is bored.
18:04He is.
18:05All she wants to do is play this farm game on her iPad.
18:09I love that farm game.
18:12I play it, too.
18:13That farm game's addictive as well.
18:16Wow.
18:18I'm going to tell her as soon as this weekend is over.
18:20He hasn't even tried to speak to Anne about it.
18:23That's going to be awkward for at rest at holiday, isn't it?
18:25God, it's like he's hit 25 years and that's it.
18:28Yeah.
18:28Like, it's almost like he's retiring from that marriage.
18:31Yeah.
18:31Hi, guys.
18:32What's going on here?
18:33Well, I sent Nick an hour away to get bagels because...
18:37Because what?
18:38This is my anniversary present to him.
18:40A surprise vow renewal ceremony.
18:43Oh, shit.
18:45Oh, my God.
18:47A vow renewal ceremony, Simon.
18:52He's going to freak out.
18:54You're fucking telling us.
18:55He is going to freak out and you're quite right, yeah.
18:58Right, now somebody needs to warn her.
19:00Is this the point where it's like,
19:01do somebody say something to her?
19:03I think so.
19:07Oh, God.
19:08Oh, God.
19:09How's he going to get out of this?
19:10The whole family's there.
19:14Oh, Lee.
19:15Oh, shit.
19:17Surprise!
19:17We're renewing our vows.
19:21What do you do?
19:23Come clean or go through it?
19:25He can't get out of this.
19:26No.
19:27He'll have to get food poisoning.
19:29And you've got the floor.
19:32Oh, she's got a speech.
19:33Oh, yeah.
19:34Oh.
19:35She's going to declare all of her undying loves for him.
19:37Nick.
19:39I love you.
19:41Oh.
19:42Not every second of every day.
19:44I love that you're always surprising me.
19:46Like with a divorce on one day.
19:48Or buying me the world's biggest kiln and installing it yourself.
19:51Even when the guy said it simply must be done by a professional.
19:55Oh, the kiln.
19:55That must be the pottery shed that she never uses.
19:58That's nice to mention.
19:59And you annoy the hell out of me.
20:01And I annoy the hell out of you, too.
20:03You really do annoy him.
20:04You don't know how much.
20:05And I would be so honoured to annoy the hell out of each other in sickness and in health.
20:10Until death do us part.
20:12Oh.
20:13Isn't that sweet, Natty?
20:14Yes.
20:14I think you'll have to change his tune now, Natty.
20:17Hmm.
20:18OK, I need a secret thread.
20:20Would you like to say something, Nick?
20:24Hmm.
20:27I can't even know if I can watch.
20:29If he humiliates her, he will be the devil.
20:32But if he goes through it and then tells her after he's the devil, he's doomed.
20:39Oh, God.
20:44Any?
20:46Oh, fuck me!
20:49The kiln's blown up.
20:50It wasn't done by a professional.
20:57Saved by...
20:58The kiln.
21:00No!
21:00No!
21:02So that's why you should never pay to get someone to install stuff.
21:06If you just do it yourself instead, there's a chance it might blow up when you need it to.
21:14I know we always talk about eggs a lot, but you know when you unpeel your egg, do you get
21:20that egg membrane stuck on it and then it pulls the egg off?
21:23The Siddiquis.
21:25It's so bad, isn't it, when you, like, demolish your egg by...
21:28I hate it when you're taking chunks out of your egg.
21:30Yeah.
21:30Mum never does it.
21:31Mum's like the master at de-shelling an egg.
21:34Eve egg?
21:35Yeah.
21:35But how she learnt it?
21:36Yeah.
21:37I think she knows the trick, how to get under the membrane.
21:40Do you reckon?
21:40Yeah.
21:41Yeah.
21:41She gets under my skin all the time.
21:43LAUGHTER
21:44This week, there was more drama coming out of London's poshest postcode on E4.
21:50Oh, well, let's have a little look how the other half a living is.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Sam and Yaz, they were dating, yeah?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yaz and Sam broke up.
21:59She started dating this DJ called Armen.
22:01Oh.
22:01But now she's started seeing Sam Prince again.
22:03Shut up.
22:04Mmm.
22:04Let me get my tea.
22:06Mmm.
22:06Took the man away to Dorset and everything, you know, and then got cheat with Sam.
22:13Are you ready to be confused?
22:15I am.
22:15I can't keep up with these guys.
22:17If you've got the Chelsea Riz, you can go there.
22:20OK.
22:20Have I got it?
22:22No.
22:22None of us have.
22:23How are you doing, brother?
22:24Good.
22:25Still feeling it in my delts, but good, other than that.
22:27Oh, man.
22:28Still feeling it in his delts.
22:29It must be the mixing.
22:31This is Armen, the DJ that Yaz was hooking up with, yeah.
22:34He's practising for, like, barging people up.
22:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:37Sam.
22:38Oh.
22:40Shit stirrer.
22:40Yeah.
22:41Miles is usually at the centre of drama, ain't he?
22:43Oh, he's never far from it, ain't Miles.
22:45He's a bit of a playboy, ain't he, Miles?
22:48I want them to do what is right for them, but I think, deep down, we all know that they're
22:51not right for each other.
22:53They don't think that Sam and Yaz should be together, so they're getting the top anything,
22:57aren't they?
22:58I'm just going to pause you there.
22:59Oh, what does he know?
23:01Spill the beans!
23:02Sam was saying some shady stuff to me.
23:05Tell us our man!
23:06What's Sam been saying?
23:08Basically, he said, no, I don't think she's wife material.
23:12Oh.
23:13Oh!
23:14What does that mean?
23:16It means that he fancies her, but he doesn't want to be saddled with her.
23:19She'd be no good at doing housework and cooking.
23:21Oh, I see, yes.
23:22Let me tell you now, Lee, it won't be long before she knows she's not wife material.
23:28Ah!
23:29I didn't realise your caddy was coming.
23:31No, just best friend.
23:32Sarcastic Sam's back.
23:34It's Sam and Yaz.
23:35Oh, they ambushed them!
23:37Ah!
23:37Shut up!
23:38I call you every single week to check in on you.
23:41You never even sometimes call me back.
23:42Oh, temp, she's getting it in the neck.
23:44This just went from zero to 100 real quick.
23:47Mm-hmm.
23:47I mean, there's a lot of things he could obviously say about that night that happened,
23:51and also that Armand kind of shared with us, but he hasn't.
23:55But I'm going to say them instead.
23:56Oh!
23:57There's a lot of things that he could say, but he's kept his gom shut,
24:00but now you're getting a bit lippy, he's going to open up the tap, so...
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:04Like what?
24:05Oh, here we go.
24:06Oh, Christ.
24:07Look at Sam.
24:08Oh, what?
24:08You didn't see that she was...
24:10No, you said...
24:11What was it?
24:12Coming from you.
24:12She's not wife material.
24:14Ooh, awkward.
24:16Look at him, look at him pretending.
24:17What was it?
24:18What was it now?
24:19Was it...
24:20You weren't wife and material?
24:22I think that's what it was.
24:23I would never say that, because Yasmin is wife and material.
24:26I would never say that, because she's here.
24:28Why did you talk about Yasmin like she isn't there?
24:31Like she's an inanimate mute object.
24:33I never said that.
24:34I never said that.
24:36So what did you say?
24:37Well, I'm trying to make something up.
24:38One second.
24:40I'm trying to think of something that I could have possibly not said.
24:44One second.
24:44I can understand why Armin would lie.
24:46Why?
24:48Because he's got mugged off in front of everyone.
24:49You always think there are people like that with their arms folded.
24:52They're fucking lying.
24:54Get out of, like, Armin, Yasmin, for a second.
24:59Come on, Temps.
24:59Speak up.
25:00Now you've got Temps riled up.
25:01I love it when Temps gets out of the way.
25:03You get Temps riled up.
25:03You don't want to get Temps riled up, you know.
25:05Should he be sat there feeling like a knobhead because someone's delivering a message?
25:09Again, you're not letting...
25:10Temps, man.
25:11Calm down, Temps.
25:12It's Temps short for temper.
25:13This is as aggressive as you can get in the posh world.
25:16Like, oh!
25:18Just listen.
25:20I've literally just...
25:21Now you said it, you can go.
25:22All right, fuck you then, mate.
25:23Oh, that's childish.
25:25I don't understand why people do that when you say, just go.
25:28You think because you've told me to go, I'm going to go.
25:30Here's what I'm going to do.
25:31The opposite.
25:32Exactly.
25:33Get my feet up.
25:34Exactly.
25:38Oh, we're at the angels and demons party.
25:40That's right.
25:41Nonsite's mansion.
25:43I know, Simon.
25:43That's not far from you.
25:45No, I know.
25:45It's up the road.
25:47Hello, champ.
25:47How are we?
25:48You've dressed as a demon.
25:50Oh, no.
25:51Oh, God.
25:51It's Sam, Armand, and Temps.
25:54Yep.
25:54I hope it's awkward already.
25:55Do you mind if I have a chat with Armand?
25:57Please, be named.
25:58I kind of want to watch.
26:00Hey, I'm going nowhere.
26:01I want front row seats.
26:02What's the situation?
26:03I can tell you something.
26:04I won't be telling the DJ here.
26:05You work here.
26:06I won't be telling you fuck off.
26:07Okay.
26:08Oh, my God.
26:08He just hit with the, you're the star.
26:10You've said that we've had a discussion.
26:12Yeah.
26:12In Dorset.
26:13Yeah.
26:13That I've said that Yaz is not marriage material.
26:15Wife material.
26:16Get it right.
26:16I wouldn't say any of those things to her chauffeur.
26:18I've known you for ten minutes.
26:19Good one, mate.
26:20Good one.
26:20Good one.
26:20Can you hurry up and get the grace mega mix up?
26:24One second.
26:25The buffet is now open.
26:28Yo, yo, two more cocktails.
26:30It's happy hour, guys.
26:32What were you saying?
26:33Sorry.
26:34I don't really have anything to say, to be honest.
26:36All right.
26:36Go get us a drink, then.
26:38Wow.
26:38Yeah, so am I.
26:39None of that hit in any way.
26:41That was better.
26:42Nothing did said hit.
26:43Yeah, but that was better.
26:43Go get us a drink.
26:45That hit a little bit.
26:46I appreciate the chat.
26:47Good.
26:48All the best.
26:48All right.
26:49Thanks, champ.
26:49Well, that was such an unbelievable waste of time.
26:54Ooh, what do you think's going to happen next?
26:56Because I don't know what happened there.
27:06In Kent...
27:07Do you think we should get another dog?
27:08I agree.
27:09Are you seriously thinking about it?
27:10Do you think we should get...
27:11If we do, though, should it be a great date?
27:12No, it's more than one.
27:13It'll have to be a great date.
27:15Michael, Sally and their sons Jake and Harry.
27:17Come on.
27:18Lie down.
27:19No.
27:23No.
27:24Aw.
27:26Good luck waving that.
27:28There we go.
27:32Aw, poor Bonnie.
27:36Is this comfy?
27:40Move up.
27:42Good girl.
27:44On Sunday night, TV's most well-travelled piano was back on the road again, but this time
27:51at an airport.
27:52Well, I won't be able to listen to any of it because the way it rain moves around the
27:56airport, it's that fast.
27:59You've got no chance, have you?
28:01Yeah.
28:01I'd say, can't I just listen and say, no, no, come on.
28:04I need to be in the executive lounge.
28:06I want to get my money's worth.
28:07Come on.
28:10Do you ever picture yourself playing the piano?
28:12All the sound.
28:14Yeah, I'd be one of those extra people.
28:16Yeah.
28:17Across the globe.
28:20Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:22Bang!
28:25For our next arrival, this trip to Heathrow will be a return journey.
28:29He's blind.
28:30Yeah.
28:31My name is Chapman.
28:32I am 14 years old.
28:33Hi, Chapman.
28:34To be so young and gifted, I wouldn't know what that's like.
28:36Lovely to meet you.
28:37Hello, Chapman.
28:38Hello.
28:38I'm Claudia.
28:39Please come and have a seat.
28:41Got a bit of a crowd already.
28:42Are you?
28:43Yeah, perfect.
28:44Claudia shouldn't be in a blazer and slacks like that in an airport.
28:47She needs to be shorts and T-shirts.
28:51Yeah.
28:51Really.
28:52Depending on where you're going.
28:53Or a velvet trackie.
28:54Yeah, tracksuit, that kind of caper.
28:56Tell me about what you love about the piano.
29:00I love the applause and the encouragement.
29:02Oh, also we like playing to an audience.
29:05It's not just for him, he likes to entertain other people.
29:07Love that.
29:08He was born blind and having complex speaking
29:11and learning disability.
29:13How mega, though, that he's found music like that,
29:15that's his calling, that, isn't it?
29:17Five.
29:17Five, four, three, two, one.
29:22Drop it like it's hot.
29:23Did you say drop it like it's hot?
29:25Oh, my God.
29:26I like Chapman already.
29:28He is a very happy boy.
29:30God, he plays drums and all.
29:31You used to do that, didn't you, Helena?
29:34What, drop it like it's hot?
29:35No, play the drums and annoy everybody.
29:37Oh, right.
29:37In Asia, a lot of blind children don't have opportunity
29:41to learn the music.
29:43Oh.
29:43Why is that?
29:44So we moved from Hong Kong because the UK has so much to offer
29:49in terms of music and supporting resources for disabled children.
29:53So they've completely upped stakes and moved to the UK
29:57just so Chapman can have more opportunities.
30:01What else?
30:02Swimming.
30:02Yeah, he really likes swimming.
30:04That's so cute.
30:06At the time when we thought everything is moving to a positive direction,
30:10we don't allow him to swim anymore.
30:12Oh, why?
30:13Why?
30:14Because the hearing is getting worse.
30:16They say the hearing is getting worse.
30:17Yeah.
30:18Oh, man.
30:19God, the hearing, he can't.
30:20How is he going to play the piano if he can't hear?
30:22He used to have extremely sharp ears and brings all the music to him.
30:30But we start to realise that his hearing is deteriorating.
30:35Oh, his dad's struggling here.
30:37He's going to be deaf and blind.
30:39Ding dong.
30:41It's a tannoy.
30:42Actually, it's a public address system.
30:44Tannoy is a brand maker.
30:46Wake up.
30:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
30:51Welcome on board Chapman's Airline.
30:53Hey!
30:53Yes!
30:54Ya man!
30:55Buckle in, you locks.
30:56I'm going to take you on a ride.
30:57This is the flight to my hometown,
30:59the hustling and bustling city of Hong Kong.
31:02Carbon crew.
31:03Please prepare for take-off.
31:04Fasten your seat belts, exactly.
31:07Good lad.
31:08You crying.
31:09I don't know.
31:13Oh, he's got fast fingers.
31:15Oh, my God!
31:19Look how intricate and fast that is.
31:21It's not even playing for music, Daniela.
31:22This is all from memory.
31:26I've never ever seen someone play the piano as quick as that before.
31:30I didn't know that the keyboards moved this fast.
31:35For once, make you speechless.
31:38Ya see when you do that?
31:40Love it.
31:41I'm sold, you know.
31:42Love it.
31:46Oh!
31:46There!
31:47Oh, God!
31:47God!
31:48Where are ya?
31:48That's what he's thinking about in his head.
31:50The rush hour in Hong Kong.
31:56Beautiful.
31:59Woo!
32:00Woo!
32:02Smashed it.
32:02That was unreal.
32:03Go on, Chapman.
32:04We'll give you an applause.
32:06And he loves the applause.
32:08It is mad talent, that.
32:12Are you happy with that?
32:13Yeah.
32:13Yeah.
32:14Yeah, I'm happy with that.
32:15Aw!
32:17Me being a dad myself, your kid's achievements, like, how mega is that?
32:22Yeah.
32:23You know, especially against all the odds.
32:25I don't think I'd ever be able to learn to play the piano at a high level because I've got
32:29very small hands.
32:31But little children can play the piano, that.
32:34Good for them.
32:38Nat always pulls me up about my language in front of Ezra.
32:42He always goes, Ellie, come on now, virgin ears.
32:46Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
32:48Anyway, this morning, there was a massive, big, buzzy bee in our kitchen.
32:55And I was like, look Ezra, look, buzzy bee, buzzy bee.
32:58And Nat were like, buzzy bee.
33:00And then next thing you know, the bee dive bombs Nat while he's eating his breakfast.
33:05He jumps up like this and goes,
33:07Fuck off, fuck off.
33:09Like that.
33:11I could not.
33:12I've never seen you move so fast.
33:14I can't believe it.
33:16And I said, Nat, virgin ears.
33:21You couldn't wait to get that in there, could you?
33:23No, I could not wait to get it in.
33:26You were buzzing.
33:27You were buzzing.
33:27I was more buzzing than that bee, that I could get one up on Nat for virgin ears.
33:32On Saturday, a celebrity chef was out of the tent and living her best life on ITV.
33:39This is the most charming programme. I caught an episode of it last week.
33:43It's super relaxing.
33:45You look very colourful today.
33:46Oh, yeah.
33:47Like Prueleaf.
33:48Yeah.
33:48Was she used to live in London or she had a place?
33:51She's posh.
33:51Because I used to run her around occasionally.
33:54Oh, you've had Prue in your cab?
33:57Yeah.
33:58I'm Prueleaf.
33:59Cook, caterer.
34:01Oh, we know who you are.
34:02Come on.
34:03Cookery school founder and writer of 16 cookbooks.
34:06She's got quite a portfolio, hasn't she?
34:08Praise God.
34:09This series is all about the things that really matter to me.
34:13Family, fun, food and friends.
34:16Food being number one.
34:18That's the order.
34:19Food, friends, family.
34:25Prue's not at the top for me.
34:27Really?
34:27Really.
34:28No.
34:28I really like her, but you can't beat Dame Mary Berry.
34:33You can't.
34:34Who'd win in the fight, Mary Berry or Prueleaf?
34:37Delia Smith, she's off her head.
34:38My first recipe today is deviled kidneys on toast.
34:43Oh, no.
34:44Oh, God, I won't like this.
34:46I'm having some of this.
34:47Yeah, Somalis, we're back kidneys, innit?
34:49We love that.
34:50We love a bit of kidneys.
34:51Mum eats it all the time.
34:53Yeah, a little bit of lion.
34:55Kidneys.
34:55So these are kidneys on toast, deviled kidneys.
34:59Devil generally means very spicy.
35:02There's got to be garlic on them as well.
35:04Oh, that's a total taboo for you, innit, garlic?
35:07It looks like there's a knob of butter there, too.
35:10I can't think we're blooming worse.
35:12A knob of butter and garlic?
35:14Yeah.
35:15Good God.
35:16To prepare the kidneys, slice them in half...
35:20..so that they retain their kidney shape.
35:23Because you want to know that it is kidney.
35:25Always remind yourself of exactly what you're eating.
35:28Mix together 50 grams of soft butter.
35:31See?
35:31Better.
35:32That's me gone.
35:33Right, butter's nice.
35:34Hopefully the butter will cover everything up.
35:36One teaspoon of cayenne pepper.
35:38Oh, you can half that for me.
35:40You don't like anything spicy, do you?
35:42No, I'm a delicate palate.
35:44And a little bit of Worcester sauce.
35:47Oh, yeah.
35:47Oh, yeah, I love that, then.
35:48We'll add the Worcester sauce, that'll do.
35:49This is all to cover up the taste of kidneys.
35:52Yeah.
35:53I don't know why offal is so out of fashion.
35:56I'm there with you, Prue.
35:57Not on Jenny's watch, it isn't.
35:59She fucking loves it.
36:01It's not on my watch.
36:02I had to live a sandwich as well the other day.
36:06Oh, yeah.
36:06Put the kidneys in the bag because of fucking New School steak.
36:10On the toast.
36:13With the spiced butter.
36:16Oh, look at the juices, Rose.
36:18Drizzling it.
36:18You do that with your bread, don't you?
36:20Yeah.
36:20And now the bread is soaked with the juices.
36:23Very delicious and pretty quick to do.
36:26Oh, see, doesn't that look nice now?
36:28It doesn't actually look that bad.
36:29I'd love the fucking bread.
36:31Oh, I'd love everything.
36:32I'd even lick my plate.
36:33I'd scrape that into the bin.
36:35You don't know what good food is, yo.
36:36I do, Jenny.
36:38I just don't fancy eating some fuckers insides.
36:49That's...
36:50Oh, we can start putting a bit of paint on the walls, too, this week, haven't we?
36:54Yeah.
36:55I'll do the undercoat.
36:56You'll do the top, is it?
36:58Oh, you've got all your PPE on it, Bill.
37:00I have.
37:01Dave and his wife, Shirley.
37:03Ah, that, obviously, now, because you've had your head
37:05and you don't want the dust going into your hair.
37:07Well, no.
37:09My hair was stinking rubbing down.
37:12He's fascinated with rubber, he is.
37:15Have you noticed that?
37:15Have we all?
37:18On Sunday night, there were more lads looking for love on BBC Three.
37:23I'm sorry, I'm never kissing anyone first.
37:25I always know your name, where you live, what you do for a living, your hobbies.
37:30If you've brushed your teeth.
37:31Yeah, that too.
37:32I can't remember mine and Josh's first kiss.
37:35It makes me feel a bit sick, actually.
37:36I can't remember mine and Callum's.
37:39That's because you were pissed.
37:40I was.
37:41I remember.
37:43Oh, yeah, you were there.
37:44I watched it.
37:45Oh, that makes me feel sick.
37:48Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.
37:57Back to a bit of boy-on-boy patterns.
38:00Me and Nat used to kiss.
38:02With tongues.
38:03You do kiss at first and then it wears off.
38:11Here's a nice looking boy, love.
38:12Oh, I was looking at one of them tops on Timo the other day.
38:15I'm Jordan.
38:16I currently live in Manchester but I'm from a little village near the Lake District.
38:20Oh, Jordan.
38:21The Lake District is lovely to be fair.
38:23But he still moved to Manchester.
38:25Yeah, because he might have been the only gay in the village in the Lake District.
38:30What the little village is at?
38:32You've got a point there, Drew, to be fair.
38:35I'm Jack.
38:36I'm from a teeny weeny village outside of Wigan.
38:38I love Jack's outfit.
38:40Famous for their pears and pies.
38:42People think I'm a demon twink and I'm not a demon twink.
38:44Demon twink.
38:45I've never heard of one of them.
38:46What is a demon twink?
38:48Mel's never called me a demon twink.
38:49She's called me a twat.
38:51I don't know if that's the same thing.
38:52I'm just a regular twink.
38:54So you've got your twinks, your otters and your bears.
38:57All different types of guys.
38:58Twink, skinny people.
39:00Otter, skinny but hairy.
39:02Bear, hairy but big.
39:04I'm late in love and be a movie.
39:07Oh.
39:08Right, they've got to walk up and smush.
39:11I don't know what I can do in the front.
39:16You like walking from Alpha Mile away?
39:18Yeah.
39:18I know, I know.
39:20Can we give up reality?
39:23Hey.
39:24Oh, nah.
39:25They don't know each other at all.
39:27Straight in with a close.
39:28You should tell it's from Wigan.
39:29He had known for years.
39:31I'm Jack.
39:32I'm Jack.
39:32I'm Jack.
39:32That's sweet.
39:34Come on, imagine if he did that with every interaction.
39:37Like, what would my mechanic do if I went up to him and did that?
39:41You can get your MOT for free, boys.
39:43Jack's a good-looking boy, but there's also other good-looking boys,
39:47so I'm not ruling anything out of anyone.
39:49They have only had one kiss at the start.
39:51That doesn't automatically pair you off for life, does it?
39:54Mm.
39:55You've got to peruse the menu before you decide what you're eating.
39:59Buongiorno, boys.
40:01Welcome to the Masseria.
40:03The Masseria?
40:04That's somebody's tie look when it makes a night.
40:06Oh, no, that's the Masseria.
40:09I have organised a VIP area.
40:13The Secret Garden.
40:15Oh, yeah.
40:16Waiting there tonight will be a gorgeous new boy
40:21who's hoping to make a connection with one of you.
40:25Can't believe we're getting some fresh sausage already in the Masseria.
40:27I know.
40:29Later on, we caught up with the boys
40:30trying to decide who got to go into the Secret Garden.
40:34Oh, let's go.
40:35Sorry.
40:38Or at least Jack would go.
40:39Go on, Jack.
40:40He's obviously not that keen on Jordan, then.
40:42But he's only saying that because he knows Jordan
40:44is potentially going to say it.
40:46I'm open to get to know people.
40:48If he's a fitty, I'll have him.
40:50If he's not, I'll bring him back to you.
40:52Oh, will you now?
40:53I'll go, you selfish gitch.
40:55Exactly.
40:56You've got your pick of the dick
40:58and you're still not happy you want the Secret Garden as well.
41:00Yeah, that's fucking greedy.
41:02I vote for you.
41:03Oh!
41:03I vote for you.
41:05Scientificly speaking.
41:06Do you know what?
41:06I kind of backed that.
41:07Jack, babe, she going?
41:08Oh, Jack's going in.
41:09Yes, he's going.
41:10Go on, Jack.
41:11Love yous.
41:14Jordan looks gutted.
41:16Yeah.
41:16Hi, my name's Callum and I live in North West London.
41:19Well, like, Callum, yeah?
41:20Callum's fit.
41:21Come take a seat in the hammock.
41:22Yeah, in the hammock.
41:23Dangerous.
41:24How are you?
41:25I'm good, thank you.
41:26How are you?
41:26What's your name?
41:27Jack.
41:28Oh!
41:30Unreal!
41:33Well, if that isn't an icebreaker, I don't know what is.
41:37Just sit on the floor, fuck it.
41:39Oh!
41:39Hello, puppies!
41:41Hello!
41:42Oh, here we are.
41:43This is Callum.
41:44Callum, nice to meet you.
41:45How's Jordan going to take this?
41:47Did you kiss?
41:48No.
41:49No.
41:50Why don't you kiss now?
41:54Oh, Jordan doesn't like it, does he?
41:56Yeah, but Jordan's not so happy now.
41:58I kiss him.
41:59Girlfriend.
42:02Oh, wait, they're going to do it in front of everyone.
42:10Oh, man, I couldn't do that.
42:14Wow.
42:16Look at Jordan.
42:17Jordan's like...
42:18Yeah.
42:20Paige wouldn't even kiss me when Father Anthony went, you may now kiss the bride.
42:25Yeah.
42:25Paige was like, yeah.
42:27We always say night-night, though, kiss night-night.
42:29We always do.
42:30Yeah, always.
42:31Even when I'm rowing with him.
42:33Do you?
42:33Well, when I'm arsy with him, yeah, I still give him a kiss night-night.
42:37Because at our age, now I'm frightened he pops his clog in the night.
42:44In Blackpool...
42:45Do you know what?
42:46What I've got a really strong feeling about?
42:48That Jimmy and Eve are going to have, like, a dead hybrid but strong accent.
42:52You know, yes, it's going to be Northern, but there are going to be strengths of Essex stroke Cockney.
42:59Yes.
43:00Pete and his little sister Sophie.
43:02He was doing the register today.
43:04He sat me and Paige down and he went, right, I'm going to do the register.
43:06Boys and gills.
43:09Because of Paige's accent.
43:11Boys and gills.
43:15I'm like, alright.
43:17I like it when you get, please may I have a glass of water?
43:21Yeah.
43:22Water.
43:22Have a glass of water.
43:24Just going to do the register.
43:25Right.
43:25Boys and gills.
43:28On Friday, someone was starting a new job.
43:31BBC Breakfast had all the details.
43:34Thank you, dearest.
43:35Got it?
43:36Yeah.
43:36Gee, it was a bit scarce on your butter this morning, mate.
43:39Wasn't it on the toast?
43:40Sparse, is it?
43:41It was a little bit wide in the corners.
43:42Oh, I don't do corners.
43:43I just shove it in the middle.
43:45I know, I know.
43:46I know.
43:47I don't do corners at all.
43:48Good morning.
43:49Welcome to Breakfast with Charlie State and Naga Manchetti.
43:53You've got like a Naga Manchetti hairstyle, haven't you, I think?
43:56It's what I've been going for.
43:58The new pope will celebrate his first mass today, hours after he was elected by his fellow
44:03cardinals.
44:04Oh, the new pope run.
44:07Crikey.
44:08Getting him straight to work.
44:09I'm sick of hearing about the pope.
44:11I didn't even know we had a pope.
44:13Who even is the pope?
44:14Robert Prevost, who's taken the name Leo XIV.
44:18If you were pope, what name would you choose?
44:21Robert De Niro.
44:22Pope.
44:25You wouldn't say.
44:27You wanted to be known as...
44:28Al Pacino.
44:29Pope Al Pacino, don't be silly.
44:31When the white smoke finally came, down below, the crowd went wild.
44:36V-V-V-V-V-V.
44:37Eh, the real nuns.
44:39I've never seen nuns so excited before.
44:41All the nuns are like, yes, that's my guy.
44:45As tens of thousands more people poured into the square...
44:49Look at this.
44:50..the Vatican band performed.
44:52The Swiss Guards, you sure?
44:53Were they?
44:54Oh, were they Swiss then?
44:56Not Swiss.
44:57Oh, Swiss.
45:00There he is!
45:02Nothing quite like the pope, is there?
45:04One minute, you're just totally unknown, and then the next,
45:07everyone knows you.
45:08Everybody knows you, yeah.
45:09I mean, that is the promotion of a lifetime, isn't it?
45:12Dio che ci ama tutti incondicionalmente.
45:16He speaks about four languages, apparently.
45:19Mm, he's a clever man.
45:20That's what you know you're doing a lot,
45:21cos they don't even have the microphone on the stand.
45:23They get a bloke to hold it for you.
45:24That's what I'm saying.
45:25And it's chrome.
45:28That is shiny, boy, don't you?
45:30Yeah.
45:30It's good that he's got progressive views,
45:32and that's what we were hoping for.
45:34That's what we need, progression in the church.
45:37That's nice, progressive views.
45:39Do you reckon you'd give your job to a lady then at some point?
45:41That'd be nice.
45:42That's not that progressive.
45:43The Vatican has now released images of Pope Leo XIV,
45:47thanking those who elected him.
45:49I hope the Pope does some good changes for the best.
45:55Is he our Pope for the North East as well?
45:57Fuck knows.
45:59I'm not religious, am I?
46:00I'm not a religious person.
46:02You're not that?
46:03I don't say I don't believe,
46:04but I think I'll wait until the time comes.
46:08Yes.
46:08Then you'll find out.
46:09And then find out.
46:12We're soon now, darling.
46:14Well, I hope it ain't that soon.
46:16Well, not that soon.
46:17I've got a bowls match on Saturday.
46:25Intimacy assistance in a unique environment.
46:27You saw it earlier.
46:28Virgin Island continues Monday and Tuesday.
46:31Stream or watch at nine.
46:33And first timers of a different kind.
46:35The Piano's final concert is fast approaching,
46:38but the nerves are already here.
46:41That's Sunday at nine.
46:42We're back to Friday night and anything goes
46:45except monogamy at the open house next.
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