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00:00Wouldn't it be great just to, you know, give someone a clatter?
00:05I've never felt the urge to do it, no, but...
00:10Really? Have you never gave someone a clatter?
00:12I don't think so, no. I've probably given a wallop.
00:15A wallop is a clatter.
00:16No, a clatter is a...
00:17A wallop is a...
00:20A clatter is a... clatter.
00:22So what's a wallop to you?
00:24A clatter.
00:25That's a wallop.
00:26But that's a clatter.
00:27No, that's your hands kind of... like your clothes, like...
00:29No, and you're...
00:30Will you fuck off, you're gonna have a...
00:32That's a clatter.
00:33Stop!
00:37What is that?
00:39Go on, dammit!
00:41In with the karate chop?
00:42Oh.
00:44Does that look alright?
00:45Oh, Jesus.
00:47Fuck.
00:49Twice like that in my days.
00:53When is this gonna end?
00:55It's just like one disaster after another.
00:58What in the name of God is going on?
01:06In the week when Ed Sheeran sprung a surprise show on hundreds of Irish fans, we watched loads of great
01:13telly.
01:15RTE1 was on the hunt for the fittest clan in all the land.
01:18They bring the shopping in.
01:20Or the whey protein.
01:21Can the Barnes family get their mum Anne up to the top?
01:24She's after cracking her rib, but she's alright.
01:27Lucy Kennedy was hanging out with the locals on Talbot Street.
01:30Very exciting.
01:32Hello.
01:33I'm fuming.
01:34Why does no one stop me on the street like that?
01:37Nicola Tallent.
01:39Everyone loves Nicola!
01:43You couldn't have scripted that, would you?
01:45I'm gonna fucking burn it.
01:46And Sky Atlantic took us to the other dairy for some scares before bedtime.
01:51Oh, Lord. Something's gonna come out of the dream.
01:53Maddie, if it's you, if you can hear me, come home, alright? Just please, come home!
01:58He won't let me!
02:00Ah!
02:09In Kilkenny, the Saunders family.
02:12You won't feel the time coming now, Al, so you won't come moving back?
02:16No, only like two months, seven weeks left.
02:21Alan is finally planning to return home to Ireland.
02:24Can't wait to move home.
02:26I'm so happy to have my drinking buddy back.
02:27I actually can't wait to move home.
02:28I know.
02:28And will you miss it?
02:30I will and I won't.
02:32I miss the people.
02:33And work.
02:35But I'm just...
02:36Over it.
02:37You get homesick.
02:38In a way.
02:39Probably gone around seven years with a year back.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Madness.
02:44That's mad.
02:44I know.
02:45And now I'm back to living with you guys.
02:50We are gonna have so much fun!
02:54On Wednesday, BBC One whisked us off to the Scottish Highlands
02:58for a night away with some well-known faces.
03:01Nineteen celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
03:06This is...
03:07Brilliant.
03:08What an unreal cast this is.
03:10Such a good cast.
03:11This is the celebrity traitors.
03:13Oh, Claudia Vinckelman for head and shoulders.
03:19Like what we're now six, seven shows in and you can't fucking catch anyone.
03:23No.
03:23The show kicked off by revealing which celeb had been murdered in plain sight.
03:32Congratulations.
03:33You don't have dandruff.
03:37It was right!
03:39Oh, she's at the scene who it is, did she?
03:41Lucy, you've been murdered.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:47Is she in the trailer now?
03:48No.
03:48They're killing her.
03:49My face would give it away.
03:51Mine wouldn't, I don't think.
03:52I know, you're a fucking devious fucker.
03:55We watched Kate Garraway sit between two traitors trying their best to deflect suspicion.
04:02It's baffled me that Alan Carr has made the whole way through this far.
04:07Unless we get a traitor, they're obviously presenting a united front, I think.
04:11Alan doesn't even talk.
04:13No, no.
04:13Just not gonna say anything.
04:14My concern is that everyone's gonna pile on me, because some people do think I'm a traitor.
04:18They're like, yeah, we're going to.
04:20Thanks for telling us.
04:21They have no way of knowing, you know.
04:23So, of course you're gonna get confused and you're trying to trust as many people as you can, but it's
04:28just not possible.
04:29I said, do you think there's any hope at all that a traitor might dub in a traitor now?
04:34Is that one in the Czech shirt?
04:37Is she a traitor?
04:38Did you say that to him?
04:40Alan and Jonathan.
04:41And what did they both say?
04:41They both said nonsense.
04:42You could interpret that as you were talking to two of them.
04:48He's only guessing two, you see, sort of.
04:50Oh, that's interesting.
04:52Okay.
04:53She has gone way under the radar.
04:56There is a good chance she could win the show.
04:58Yeah.
04:59How are you feeling about the round table?
05:01Yeah.
05:03Oh.
05:03Oh my God, Celia.
05:06I'm gonna try and stick to my original thought.
05:11Jonathan.
05:12Alan's such a snake.
05:13I'm afraid now.
05:14Supposing you're a traitor.
05:17Look at the face on him.
05:18He's dying to smile.
05:20You might warn your other friends that I was going to vote for Jonathan.
05:25He can't keep his ear on his face.
05:26Oh, he's useless.
05:28You can trust me.
05:31He's going red in the face and the neck.
05:33Literally like.
05:34But see, he's so dippy that you wouldn't think he'd be able to be a traitor.
05:38But they're the ones you have to fucking watch, innit?
05:41Later, we saw the final eight players gather to see if they could finally catch a traitor.
05:47Players, welcome back to the round table.
05:51I'd love to call her fringe.
05:52Would you?
05:53Oh, it drives me mad.
05:54Is that not her kind of, um...
05:56I just want to lift it up and see what she's been hiding for years.
05:59The floor is yours.
06:01We have to get a traitor out.
06:03It's sad, but true.
06:05But eventually the traitors are going to have to turn on each other like so.
06:08Well, unless all three make it to the final.
06:10That means they have to share.
06:11I just wanted to just be honest in that.
06:16I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.
06:20See, this is what happens.
06:22The traitors go against each other and they lose the game immediately.
06:24Absolutely.
06:25If I go, you haven't got much of a team left.
06:27Clever, innit?
06:28Clever, Jonathan.
06:29You know, I was suspicious of Joe and, you know,
06:32because he's always there planting the seed.
06:35Tension.
06:36Classic technique.
06:37Deflecting.
06:37I know he has this, um, quite weird persona with his, you know,
06:42the way he's...
06:42Hot kettle, mate.
06:45Alan's going to fucking snap.
06:47Players, the time for talk is over.
06:51She's fresh though, I don't think anyone's suspicious of her.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Big dog.
06:57I can't shake my gut, mate.
06:59I've come with you.
07:01Oh.
07:05Twisting, mate.
07:06Yeah.
07:07I'm going for Jonathan.
07:08They'll all follow suit.
07:10Because boy, we're like sheep.
07:12Like that's all we are.
07:13And I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
07:15Oh my God!
07:18Dirty bastard.
07:19I cannot believe you've done it again.
07:22I show a man to the end.
07:23Yeah.
07:24I cannot believe that I'm standing here for no good reason.
07:28So, I don't want to be rude, but you're idiots.
07:32I am now, and I have been all through the game completely faithful.
07:39Brilliant.
07:40To the traitors!
07:41To the traitors!
07:45You're right to the end.
07:46Brilliant.
07:46Oh my God.
07:47He failed them there, didn't he?
07:48He did.
07:49He was going out with one last bang.
07:51That was the most ridiculous bow out ever.
07:59Alan Carr's back must be broken from carrying the show.
08:03Yeah, he's so funny.
08:04He's brilliant.
08:05I want to play it this Christmas.
08:07I want to have everyone in that room so paranoid that they don't even think they know me.
08:11I'll get you straight away.
08:11I want my mum to look at me and go, I don't even know you, son.
08:14That's how much I want to get involved in it.
08:16Like, it's just brilliant.
08:17You're not good at lying though.
08:18I know, I'd be terrible, but I'd like to give it a go.
08:21You know?
08:24In Limerick, you're getting very particular about your skin, aren't you?
08:27I'm thinking about getting Botox.
08:28The Ryans.
08:30Do this, do this.
08:32You know wrinkles.
08:33I do.
08:34How much is the Botox going to cost you?
08:36Like 250 for like six places.
08:38So you can get here, here, here and here maybe.
08:40And how often do you have to get it done then?
08:42Once every six months or something.
08:43Are you going to get it done?
08:44I'm thinking about it.
08:45So it means that you can't move your eyebrows.
08:47So when you look surprised you go like this.
08:49And your eyebrows don't move.
08:51It's rather than just your eyebrows don't move.
08:55This week, RTE1 had us hooked with the latest Carry On from Carrickstown.
09:08My favourite soap, Fair City.
09:10Oh.
09:11We saw Mondo and Victor confront the man who nearly killed him in last year's infamous fire.
09:18It wasn't him that bought the party.
09:21What's going on?
09:22Sit down.
09:23I'm sorry?
09:24He said, sit down.
09:26Sit down now.
09:27You're bousy.
09:29We've got something to show you.
09:31Play it.
09:32He's like Steve Buscemi from Wish.
09:35Isn't he?
09:36I hope you're right.
09:38You really think he owes it to Victor.
09:40The evidence.
09:41The evidence.
09:41This is the evidence.
09:42Anto isn't going to ruin everything again.
09:44By confessing to setting fire to the building site.
09:47Moment of reckoning.
09:48Oh, he's caught rapid.
09:50You started that fire.
09:51Look, if you'd just listen.
09:52Hailey.
09:52Da, I'm handling it.
09:54What, you mean you're trying to cover up for him?
09:55No.
09:56Did people die in it?
09:57Injured.
09:58And Mom Donnelly died and so did Victor.
10:01An empty bill inside, I figured no one would get hurt.
10:04But then when I realised a gang of kids had broken in for a party.
10:06You really had no idea we were in there.
10:08I didn't know that until the place had gone up.
10:10He was in bits.
10:12You shut your mouth as well, cover up for him.
10:14You wouldn't want to be his fucking solicitor, would you?
10:17You were so upset you skipped town.
10:19Do you think in Ireland it's possible to skip town?
10:23If a lot of, like, kids snuck in to the building,
10:28they don't be doing that either, do you know what I mean?
10:31No, I know, but like a little sneaky session in someone's shed
10:34I feel like isn't as bad as arson.
10:39Later, the show invited us to a fancy do
10:42as Mondo's daughter launched a new product line.
10:45I love the low effort people have gone to for this Halloween party.
10:49Kayleigh is going to blow a gasket.
10:51I'm not going to stand by, Will. He takes this out on horse.
10:53This stops now.
10:56Hello to all the guests, ghouls and ghosts
10:58and thanks for being here at the launch of Samhain.
11:01I wish I wasn't.
11:02Oh, here we go.
11:03I'm here by force.
11:05This is Judy Let's launch. Get out.
11:07Big man, aren't you?
11:08They're gonna kiss.
11:10I hate that, you know, fellas squared.
11:12Come on, come on.
11:14You go near her again
11:15and I'll take you off the max mid-book.
11:17Oh, murders at the launch!
11:19Horrible accident incoming.
11:24It's fair to say the launch of the jewellery is gone.
11:26Yeah, poor daughter Juliette.
11:29Continue.
11:30It's time to grab your broomsticks
11:32because tonight I promise to send shivers down your spine.
11:35Why is she reading this off her phone?
11:37Did she write that herself?
11:38That was shite.
11:39Get out, you.
11:40Let's go.
11:41Don't show me.
11:42I'll do it.
11:43Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
11:45Oh, would someone try a punch?
11:47What is going on?
11:48I'll see you around.
11:49You've got nothing on me and we both know it.
11:52Dad!
11:52Oh, no!
11:54Dad!
11:57Oh, the dad's dead!
12:00Oh, no!
12:02I can't find a pulse.
12:04Where's your dad?
12:05Oh!
12:06Hardly.
12:07Hardly!
12:08I'm sorry.
12:10He's gone.
12:11No!
12:12He's gone!
12:14He's dead, I told you!
12:15I told you he's dead.
12:18Fourteen years in the day.
12:24I'm so sorry.
12:26I'm looking at the bleeding platters.
12:28Yeah, not a teen touched.
12:30Them morning rings are horrible when they're cold.
12:32Yeah.
12:33His injuries were too severe.
12:34There was nothing anyone could have done.
12:36Why do they have him lying there with his eyes wide open like that?
12:40In what world does a lad die in a pub?
12:42You probably leave him there.
12:43You display him.
12:46They're taking him to the market.
12:47I don't care, I'm not leaving him.
12:48If you want, we can take you there after you've given a statement.
12:52Actually, we'll wake him now as well, will we?
12:57OK, everyone, this is a crime scene.
12:59I tell you, the whole programme's a fucking crime scene.
13:02Do you know what? I want to see more.
13:04The Cavill Inn.
13:05Justice for Mondo.
13:07Yeah.
13:11You tuning in for the next one?
13:12Yeah, watch me.
13:24Book Delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland.
13:34In Betty's town.
13:35Did you know, because I didn't know, that in England and like the UK and all, they don't use kilometres
13:42per hour?
13:43Connor and his sister, Emma.
13:46I rented a car in England and I was like, what the fuck is an MPH?
13:51And then I figured, miles per hour, all right, that's a bit weird.
13:53And then I was driving down the runway and they measure everything in fucking yards.
13:58Like, it was like 10 yards to next exit.
14:01I was like, who in 2025 are using yards to measure things?
14:06How big is one yard?
14:07Yeah, you're asking me, babe.
14:09I haven't a clue.
14:10The UK used to be like the head of the whole world because they fucking took over and took everyone's
14:15countries.
14:15And yet they can't use a normal empirical system.
14:18Like, why are you using such old-ass?
14:20End them.
14:21Yeah, they're using such old-ass phrases.
14:24Just use the normal one like everyone else.
14:26On Sunday evening, RTE1 kicked off the brand new series of Ireland's Fittest Family with this very important update.
14:36What's going on?
14:37Finally, cult series Ireland's Fittest Family has given us yet another twist.
14:41The addition of three new coaches has caused quite the stir.
14:44Why is this breaking news?
14:46That's big news, isn't it?
14:47Ireland's Fittest Family has made the cover of the New York Times.
14:50No, the New York Times wouldn't be covering the Irish Fittest Family.
14:55Yeah, bring it on.
14:57Ah, Conor, this isn't the real news.
15:00We got caught, ooh.
15:01Oh, boo.
15:03We watched as veteran Anna prepared to go head-to-head with the new coach in town.
15:08Michael Dara, welcome to Ireland's Fittest Family.
15:10You're welcome.
15:10Very much, nice to have you.
15:11Great to have you.
15:12Who is he?
15:13Double footballer.
15:14Eight All-Irelands or whatever it is.
15:15Something ridiculous, yeah.
15:17Bang a P.E. teacher off him.
15:19Cannot wait to see how you kick off.
15:20Best of luck.
15:21There you go.
15:21Best of luck.
15:22Thanks.
15:23Thanks, pal.
15:24I remember one time they were playing Cork in the quarterfinal, right?
15:27They were playing at six o'clock that night, seeing Michael Dara in Raffarnham Village at
15:31one o'clock, eating a big fucking chicken roll.
15:34And I said, good luck, Michael.
15:36Thanks.
15:36And he got man of the match that night.
15:38Wow.
15:38So he is living proof that the chicken roll is the greatest fucking food source in Ireland.
15:45Two more families will take on Box to the Top now, and a chance for Anna to catch up
15:50with Michael Dara with her McClements family from County Down.
15:53I really want you to do this, but people in my family, a few let me down.
15:58There's the man, look at Sharden.
15:59Hasn't missed a sea swim in over 200, 2,000 days.
16:032,000 days.
16:04When she's starting to look like a fucking mermaid, look at her.
16:06Michael Dara's second family are the Burns from Dublin.
16:10Your man looks hilarious, like something from the 70s, 80s with the tash and the headband.
16:15Not along with the tash back then.
16:16I have to convince my mom a little, but I wouldn't put her up for this if I didn't think
16:20she had that in her fight.
16:21This is all about how fast you can get your mammy to do it.
16:25It is, because the mammy is 60 now in this, right?
16:27Yeah, I know, yeah.
16:28And Paula Donovan gets them underway.
16:30Go on, Bourne.
16:32Feel the Bourne.
16:33Just behind it, the McClements from County Down.
16:36You could say they're going down.
16:38And the Bourne family, all together and pushing through net number one.
16:42I'd be good at that.
16:43Many times I'll try to go through your fish nets.
16:48Closely followed by the McClements.
16:50Jesus Christ, I wouldn't be able to run that far.
16:52That's why we're not on it, Helen.
16:55Now, Sharon is helping.
16:56She's in bits and she's only just started.
16:58No one's carrying me over this wall.
17:02Hell no.
17:03But the Bourne family are very nearly there.
17:06Just pushing his mar up.
17:07Like, ah.
17:08That has been.
17:09Yes, Anne.
17:10Yes, exactly.
17:11Chill out for Anne.
17:12I'm really disappointed for the McClements.
17:14It just didn't go right.
17:16Sharon picked up an early injury when she jumped off the dune.
17:19I think she hurt her glute.
17:20How was that gun flying across there?
17:22Her knee.
17:23Like, that was it.
17:24I was like, I actually can't go any faster.
17:26To be fair, she looks bleeding great for 60, doesn't she?
17:28No, she's not 60.
17:29She's 35.
17:30God bless her.
17:30Later, we saw the Burns and the McClements face off again in the Eliminator.
17:35Three, two, one.
17:38Oh, fuck that.
17:38You have to do more than one.
17:40Do we get a break?
17:41A little sample.
17:43And they are underway.
17:45Anne is just stepping away from it and letting the three lads at it.
17:48Look, the dubs are getting it again.
17:50They're doing great.
17:51It is a lead for the Byrne family, closely followed by the McClements.
17:56Why aren't you sprinting through that?
17:58And they're up to the container.
17:59It's 2.6 metres high.
18:01Tough challenge.
18:03Sharon McClements is almost there as well.
18:05Will you help your mother up, for fuck's sake?
18:08So she's got to the top and Anne Byrne has got down.
18:11See, Lex, it's like, I'm getting off the sink quick.
18:15Yeah, go, go, go, go, go.
18:17And up over the first of them.
18:18It's a very agricultural course, isn't it?
18:21Like, a fucking rotten old container and a fucking trashy wheel.
18:25It's a bale of hair.
18:26You know, and a bale of hair to jump on.
18:27Push this hair.
18:29And it doesn't matter how many you take, off they go with them.
18:32They bring the shopping in, or the whey protein.
18:35The Byrne family.
18:36Now he's going, get up, get up.
18:38Ah, yes.
18:39They'll help the other two to get up there.
18:41Anne on the right been helped up in the pit.
18:43Come on, mammy, you can do it.
18:45Here you go.
18:46And Anne Byrne gets over the other side.
18:49She's gone again.
18:51Like, I have such flimsy limbs.
18:53My feet just love breaking all the time.
18:55You need more petty flu.
18:56As quickly as they possibly can.
18:58Yes, yes, yes.
18:58Go on, go on, go on, go on.
18:59Yes.
19:00On the first go.
19:02So there's three of the Byrne family up there.
19:04Only Anne to get up and they'll win a place in the quarter.
19:06Go on, mammy.
19:07How the fuck is she going to get up here?
19:08And Judith has come back down the ramp.
19:10It's going wrong for them.
19:11Oh, wow.
19:12Come on, girl.
19:14Come on, Anne.
19:15Oh, Jesus.
19:17Oh, Jesus.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Pull her up.
19:20She's after cracking her rib.
19:22But she's all right.
19:23What a performance from the Byrne family from Michael Darrell-McCauley.
19:27Anne stands up.
19:28They all stand up.
19:29Yay.
19:30I always believed in Anne.
19:32Queen.
19:33No one else is getting a look in.
19:34I know.
19:35Ireland's fittest Anne.
19:40In Cork.
19:42I'm actually doing French with Duolingo at the moment.
19:45So you're learning a bit of French?
19:47Aoife and her daddy, Paudy.
19:49Ça va?
19:50Ça va.
19:51How are you?
19:52Yeah.
19:52What did you say back?
19:53Oh.
19:55I don't know.
19:56I can't remember.
19:57It's Duolingo I'm doing.
19:58Ça va.
19:59Not...
19:59Ça va très bien.
20:01Ça va très bien.
20:02Very well.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Comment tu t'appelles?
20:07Je m'appelle Padraic.
20:10Is that how you say Padraic in French?
20:13Padraic.
20:13Yes.
20:14I don't know.
20:14But that's what they used to say.
20:16Oh my God, Daddy.
20:17Because they couldn't understand Padraic.
20:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:19It's like a Cork fan with a French accent or something.
20:22Padraic.
20:23Do you think so?
20:23I think so, yeah.
20:24I know, Ken.
20:24I think we're rubbing off in it.
20:25I'll take a word for it.
20:26On Sunday, Virgin Media 1 brought us on A Weekend Away with Lucy Kennedy in the nation's capital.
20:35She's one person I'd love to go on the session with.
20:38I'm on my best behaviour this week as I'm living with investigative journalist Nicola
20:43Talent.
20:43Oh, I love Nicola Talent.
20:46You love her, don't you?
20:47Oh, she's fantastic.
20:48I love her.
20:49Do you want to marry her?
20:50No.
20:51Come on.
20:51You've read the majority of her books and all, haven't you?
20:53We got you a whole book for Christmas, didn't we?
20:56So, very exciting.
20:59Hello.
21:00Speaking of crying, the show was shot at fucking Talbot Street.
21:05I'm filming, why does no one stop me on the street like that?
21:10Nicola Talent.
21:11Oh, look at her!
21:13Oh, here we are!
21:16I know if you have that action directly.
21:18We are, we are.
21:20There we do.
21:21There it is, that was Nicola.
21:23I love her.
21:24Lucy, you look pretty bad.
21:25Did you lose your last lot of weight, love?
21:27Really?
21:27Is that a compliment?
21:29She's like, did I have weight to lose?
21:30Yeah.
21:31You couldn't have scripted that, could you?
21:33I'm about fucking brilliant.
21:34I'm just here to find my housemate.
21:36Good morning, everybody.
21:38Had I known that I was coming to your office, I would have brought my pennies pillow.
21:42Embarrassing for everybody.
21:43How are you, Luke?
21:44She's so journalist, isn't she?
21:45Holding the cup of coffee.
21:47There's nothing in the cup.
21:48I'm on business.
21:49We're walking up to Corinthians Boxing Club.
21:52Yes.
21:53And it is pretty much synonymous with the monk, Jerry Hutch.
21:57She's obviously on good enough terms with him, though, to be walking in, like.
22:01While Nicola and her team set up for the interviews, I had a quiet word with some of the club's
22:06coaches.
22:06What do you guys think of Nicola?
22:08Sexy, yeah.
22:08Sexy!
22:10Oh, couldn't you imagine?
22:12He's honest.
22:15I think she fancied Gerard.
22:17Oh, yeah.
22:17Do you?
22:18Do you?
22:18This is so funny.
22:19They had Jerry Hutch on it.
22:22They had the monk on the podcast.
22:23Do you remember when everyone was giving a stick about meant to be flirting with Jerry Hutch and all when
22:27he was on it?
22:28Do you trust her?
22:34Not in the slightest.
22:35Well, that sounds good stuff for the club, of course.
22:37My opinion has been changing on her since the interview with Gerard.
22:40Yeah.
22:41Well, she let him speak.
22:42Yeah.
22:42Well, if she writes anything bad now about this club, there'll be trouble.
22:46But as a reporter, you're not supposed to say your opinion.
22:49You're supposed to just say the facts.
22:50Yeah.
22:50So if something bad's written, then it's factual now.
22:53So far, it's been a busy first day.
22:56So busy, in fact, we're only getting to see her house now.
22:59They're being very careful about what they show of the house, I say.
23:02So they don't let people know where she lives.
23:04The only sort of major criticism, I would guess, would be from people who, you know, if you're critical of
23:09the far right at the moment.
23:11Must be a very interesting job.
23:12In fairness.
23:13I mean, doing that kind of research to get into that.
23:16I don't know, though, they want to get involved in it at all.
23:18There was one time we were out in Spain.
23:20It was about 2013, I suppose.
23:23The Kinehans had been dismantled, according to the Spanish.
23:27They'd been all arrested.
23:28This particular night, we got a tip that he was in the port.
23:32We went down, and sure enough, he was there.
23:34He'd gone for sushi.
23:35We had undercover cameras on him.
23:38Fucking hell!
23:39You do stuff like that.
23:40You're kind of playing with matches soaked in petrol, like.
23:43That was a huge success.
23:45And we were sitting down, having a drink, congratulating ourselves.
23:49We've got Christy Kinehan Senior.
23:51And the next thing, one of the guys who was with us, came back to the table.
23:55He just said, you've got to leave here now, and you've got to walk different directions.
24:00Oh, my God!
24:01So the guy said, well, I was in the loo.
24:03And he said, I heard this guy on the phone, and he said, Nicola Tallon's here.
24:10Get the lads down now.
24:11Oh, sweet Jesus.
24:14That's fucking terrifying.
24:15Crazy.
24:16No job or money is worth your safety like that.
24:19When I worked in the prison, I would have met a few of them, you know, just on court duties
24:24and stuff like that.
24:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:25I would have met one or two of them, and they would tell you some stories, in fairness.
24:29Yeah.
24:30So no, no, they're doing some job.
24:31I know.
24:32They're doing a great service to the public.
24:34I know.
24:34For the public.
24:34That's great about it.
24:36Yeah.
24:36She's very brave.
24:37She's kind of ballsy, you know.
24:38I think she's well able for me, not a hope in hell.
24:42I applaud these kind of people that have such a passion for their jobs.
24:46I just can't really.
24:47Like, people that give up everything for their job, like, that's just such a wild concept
24:50to me.
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25:01I haven't had wax in me here in years.
25:04No wax.
25:05It's just dry.
25:08You have to have the wax.
25:09I've no wax.
25:10Isn't it not a barrier against it?
25:12Yeah, I've no barrier.
25:18It's a matter of way the body works.
25:20On Friday, there was a day of reckoning afoot over on RTE's 6-1 News.
25:28A fly is fair, Nyan.
25:30Get up.
25:30He's on your leg.
25:31Former Kilkenny hurler DJ Carey has been told that he faces an inevitable prison sentence
25:37on Monday.
25:37Oh, this is unbelievable stuff.
25:40Crazy.
25:41For fuck's sake, me fucking knee!
25:44After pleading guilty to defrauding people by falsely claiming he needed money for cancer
25:49treatment.
25:49That is absolutely disgusting.
25:51The brass neck.
25:53He was remanded in custody after Dublin Circuit Criminal Court heard he defrauded 22 people
25:59out of a total of almost 400,000 euro.
26:02Do you know the worst thing about that is it devalues the people who are actually fighting
26:05cancer?
26:06Absolutely, yeah.
26:07In December 2022, Carey admitted he made it up.
26:11Like, how do people believe that?
26:14Now, I've looked like that after a few nights out.
26:17I know, but you would never try and charge your own brain with a feckin' charger, like.
26:21Among his victims was businessman Dennis O'Brien, who gave him more than 125,000 euro over
26:26six years.
26:27If he had to go to these people and say, look, I'm in...
26:30Financial trouble.
26:31They would have helped him out anyway.
26:33But to do what he did.
26:34Defence counsel Coleman Cody said DJ Carey had once transcended sport, but respect and
26:40affection had been replaced by notoriety, shame, ridicule and derision.
26:45His name is Tarnished now, anyway.
26:46Yeah, he fucking is.
26:48The family of the late Virginia Dufres have welcomed a decision by Britain's King Charles
26:53to formally remove the titles of his brother.
26:55Oh my God.
26:57Two bollocks' back-to-back.
26:58Here's another fall from Grace.
27:00I know, the fuck's name.
27:01I commend the King.
27:02I think he's doing an amazing job as a world leader, setting a precedent, but we need to
27:06take it one more step further.
27:08He needs to be behind bars, period.
27:11Well, lads, if you get a prince behind bars, I will take my hat off to you.
27:16If that was you or me or dad or anybody, you'd be hauled into the Garda station, you'd be
27:21brought to court and you'd be in prison before you could click your fingers.
27:25But the like of these fuckers, excuse me language, you can get away with it.
27:29Prince Andrew must also leave the 30-room royal lodge on the Windsor estate.
27:33Do you know if you lived in a 30-room mansion?
27:35Mm.
27:36You'd truly only go into about three rooms.
27:39You'd be not different than having a normal house.
27:41Yeah.
27:41That's why you'd be going into the other rooms.
27:43Instead, he'll live in a house owned by his brother, the King, at the private Sandringham
27:48estate.
27:49He should be putting a feck in what he would have done years ago in the street and let
27:52people throw eggs at him.
27:53Yeah.
27:54The royal family will hope that the removal of his titles and mansion will quell public
27:59anger and limit the damage caused by the now former Prince Andrew.
28:03So his punishment...
28:06To move to a smaller mansion.
28:07Is to move to a smaller mansion.
28:09Tough on him.
28:10Tough on him, isn't it?
28:10Shame.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Poor old cunt.
28:12Yeah, cheers.
28:15In Dundalk...
28:16I have to say, it was one of the funniest calls I've ever had with you when you rang me
28:22after your surgery this week.
28:24David and his wife, Sarah.
28:27And that is the highest sounding you've ever been.
28:31You know you're opening the call with, oh, it's great.
28:34The guy used to be the beekeeper in my old job.
28:37He's looking after me.
28:38And I was like, well, that can't be factual at all.
28:40That's completely wrong.
28:42And then you were just talking about dreaming about whales and everything.
28:45It was completely so weird.
28:45Because when I woke up, because it was just like that when I woke up, but it was, I was
28:49so happy to be alive.
28:50I was just so happy.
28:51I loved everybody.
28:53I was so happy.
28:54And when I was talking to him, he was, he was the beekeeper.
28:56And he was going for president of Europe.
28:58And he was...
28:59That's what it was.
29:00He goes, I just met the beekeeper who used to be in my old job on the roof.
29:03And now he's looking to be the president.
29:05And I thought, what have they been giving her up there?
29:07He was only after I've been judging the pageant down in Sweden.
29:09Right.
29:10A beast.
29:11This week, we immersed ourselves into the fascinating world of a former Love Islander on Prime Video.
29:20Who's this?
29:21Sorry, me!
29:23I've got a full-blown toddler that's in the depths of the terrible tease.
29:27What does she do?
29:28She's Molly Mae!
29:29How did she become Molly Mae?
29:30She was in Love Island.
29:31Oh, okay.
29:32People are looking to cancel you.
29:34Perfect storm, eh?
29:35Hi, guys.
29:36Look at my new makeup.
29:37Hi, guys.
29:38Look at my new clothes.
29:39That's what she does for a living, like.
29:42Behind It All.
29:43Did we really need two seasons of Behind It All?
29:45Absolutely.
29:46The episodes are way too short, in my opinion.
29:47The show gave us a surprising insight into just how busy Molly's home life is.
29:54That is so cool.
29:56Should we try sitting on it?
29:57No.
29:59I can't believe that child's that old.
30:01I remember when she announced she was pregnant.
30:04You don't have to do anything on the toilet.
30:07I used to have my song.
30:09All the kids need to know that song.
30:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:11Wash my bum, wash my bum, wash my bum and clean it.
30:15Yeah.
30:16I'm ready for you now, Mum.
30:17You can come in and wipe my bum.
30:19Okay, that's enough.
30:21It's bath time now, Dolly.
30:22Come on.
30:22Sit down.
30:24Too hot?
30:25Is it covered in cold then?
30:26Do you know something, Barbara?
30:27I have no more interest in her than I have watching being dry.
30:31Oh, she's doing a...
30:32She's just pooed in the bath.
30:34That's okay.
30:34Don't worry.
30:35It doesn't matter.
30:35It doesn't matter.
30:36She just had a pill in the bath.
30:38I remember when you were getting potty trained when you were that age.
30:41Oh, my God.
30:43You went toilet everywhere except the potty.
30:47And then you took a shit on the floor.
30:49I remember that as well.
30:51Tell Daddy what happened.
30:52Tell him.
30:53I did poo in the bath.
30:55Oh, I do want a grandchild at some stage, though.
30:58And the sooner, the better all my friends have them.
31:03Her and Tommy Fury, they were the couple that won.
31:07He's one of the Furies from the Boxing Fury thing.
31:10Do you want to say goodnight to your daddy?
31:11Goodnight, bye, Daddy.
31:13Goodnight, bye, baby.
31:14Daddy, see you tomorrow.
31:15And they are, without a shadow of a dad, the most boring fucking couple.
31:18Oh, really?
31:18Oh, my God.
31:20Do you know what the child did the other day?
31:22It's not in us, right?
31:24And I said, come here, and I'll wipe your nose for you.
31:26He put his face up against the wall and went like that and rubbed his snot on the wall.
31:32The child's a barbarian.
31:34The series also took us to Paris to give us another glimpse at Molly's hectic schedule.
31:42It's the most overrated fucking city I've ever been to in my entire life.
31:47I love Paris.
31:48Yeah, it's cool, isn't it?
31:49So cool.
31:50So I'm going to be going into the slitting.
31:52Blind.
31:52Blind.
31:53And obviously I'm so fussy.
31:54She walks hard.
31:55She has a graft for her play to her.
31:59What does she walk hard at?
32:00I'm feeling quite confident.
32:02Who gives a shit?
32:07For me, it's not colour.
32:09It's just more, like you say, feeling good in it.
32:11Yeah, exactly.
32:12No, that's not for you, dear.
32:15Come on.
32:17It's just too big.
32:18That fucking fit me.
32:20I want to feel like the best I've ever found.
32:22Now she looks like a fucking flasher.
32:24That looks like one of those jackets where there should be like three babies underneath her.
32:27All on each other's shoulders.
32:29As the hours tick by and we have no dress, I'm not feeling great.
32:33I'm going to be honest.
32:35Are you not dying to know if Molly May got her dress on time for the fashion show, Mom?
32:39I am, Alex.
32:39I am.
32:40I am.
32:42Can you step out of here?
32:43I can see you in the light.
32:45It looks fucking awful.
32:47The top is all wrong with top of it.
32:50Lovely.
32:50Lovely.
32:51Lovely?
32:52These are supposed to be fashion people.
32:55Oh, I don't know.
32:57Oh, Molly May.
32:58Genuinely.
32:58Genuinely, I don't hate it at all.
33:00That's not a good enough thing to say I don't hate it.
33:02Jesus, it's lovely.
33:03If she put a brown on it would be better.
33:07I'd like them boobs up.
33:08I got my leg out of my whole career.
33:09And on the moment when I'm meant to feel my best and look my most confident, I have to suddenly
33:12get my leg out because I've got nothing else to wear.
33:13No, I get it.
33:13Jesus Christ, you literally made your career by being on Love Island where you explicitly only wear bikinis.
33:19This fucking confidence thing, it has to come from you.
33:22Yeah, in a great dress.
33:24I'm allergic to bad fashion, I'm sorry.
33:27Is anyone from L'Oreal waiting downstairs for us?
33:29I'm just conscious that if we're going, we have to leave in ten.
33:32Oh, God.
33:33Oh, sweet Jesus.
33:34This is riveting.
33:36Do you want to do it?
33:37Do you still want to do it?
33:38Do you want me to tell her no?
33:39I don't know.
33:40No, you don't.
33:41You're not that girl.
33:43She's not like that.
33:44Daddy, you didn't know her about ten minutes ago.
33:46Do you want to do it?
33:47Do you want to still go or not?
33:48Or are we calling it a day?
33:53Oh, for fuck's sake.
33:59Fuck, it's to be continued.
34:01Thank God, anyway, it's over.
34:03Can't wait for the next one.
34:05I'm actually, imagine she actually didn't walk.
34:07Yeah, that would be very funny.
34:08Oh, my God.
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34:30NSI.
34:31Laura.
34:34The Grufferties.
34:37It's...
34:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
34:41It's Christmas, yeah!
34:44Want a laugh for Christmas.
34:46It's November!
34:47It's the scrumpting I need.
34:50Oh, lads, I can't wait.
34:52It's not Christmas!
34:53It is!
34:53It's November!
34:54It's Christmas, but not like that.
34:56Not like that.
34:57Yeah, it is.
34:58You don't have to celebrate like that.
34:58When she defrosts, it's Christmas.
35:00Yeah, that's it.
35:01On Sunday, a brand new series on Channel 4
35:05took us inside the surprising world
35:07of competitive knitting.
35:09Ten knitters.
35:11Eight weeks.
35:12Laurie, you're going to love this!
35:14Look at his gansey.
35:15Sixteen spectacular challenges.
35:18That's your man, Tom Daly.
35:20He's the famous diver.
35:22Welcome to Game of Wool,
35:23Britain's best knitter.
35:25Knitting is the best thing you'll ever do
35:27for anxiety or stress.
35:32It's like big off of knitting, essentially.
35:35I did get that.
35:36Thanks for explaining the whole concept.
35:37I wasn't sure what was happening here.
35:39It's week one,
35:40and ten talented amateur knitters
35:43have arrived in Scotland.
35:45Oh, if I was bald, I'd knit myself a wig.
35:47That'd be real form.
35:48That'd be cool.
35:48That'd be real form.
35:52Look at the fucking stage of him, like,
35:54what the fuck are they wearing?
35:55And over the next eight weeks,
35:57I'm going to be guiding you through
35:58some incredible challenges
35:59where nine of you
36:01are sadly going to be cast off.
36:02My garment.
36:04I knitted this myself.
36:06I have two people next to me
36:07who are true knitting VIPs.
36:10Now, who did they get to judge us?
36:12They just picked two random biddies
36:13from the fucking credit union.
36:14For your first solo challenge,
36:16we'd like you to make a tank top.
36:19Two cars, you?
36:20No, a tank top.
36:21What's that?
36:22Give us that!
36:24Why are you shouting at me?
36:28Is that a tank top?
36:30That's a tank top.
36:32That I knit.
36:33You didn't knit there,
36:35you're full of crap!
36:36You only have 12 hours.
36:37So, let's get knitting.
36:39Asher, how are they meant to do that
36:41in a limited amount of time?
36:43This is quite a first challenge,
36:45creating a modern twist of a fair...
36:47I think the only thing more boring
36:49than knitted jumper
36:50is a TV show
36:52about people knitting knitted jumpers.
36:55I'm a very traditional knitter.
36:57I've never tried anything
36:58particularly avant-garde.
37:00I could see myself
37:01frequenting an old Christmas market
37:02with that on.
37:03Gordon is combining
37:04his love of Shetland
37:05with his passion for music.
37:07Yeah, this is a tank top now.
37:08You know what you'd wear
37:09over your shirt?
37:10Oh, with no sleeves?
37:11Yeah.
37:12Ah, yeah.
37:13Gordon is the only knitter
37:15attempting the risky,
37:17traditional fair isle method
37:18of steeking,
37:20which means
37:21to cut open the neck
37:22in armholes.
37:23Is that when you're like
37:24Purandi
37:25and you go feral?
37:27Is that it?
37:28Feral?
37:29Oh.
37:30Hopefully he doesn't
37:31unravel.
37:32I'm probably perceived
37:34as being quite quiet,
37:35but I'm just soaking
37:37everything up
37:38and seeing what I can do
37:39to be really loud
37:41with my knitting.
37:42Do you know,
37:42the whole time
37:43that I'm watching this,
37:44I'm thinking
37:45we could be baking.
37:46I'm in big trouble,
37:48major big trouble.
37:49I've got about
37:4916 rows still to knit.
37:51I've probably fallen asleep
37:52tilling it.
37:52Okay, I'm going to cut these.
37:54I'm going to just
37:55sneak the armholes
37:56in the neck hole.
37:57He's going to cut
37:58the arms.
37:59Oh.
38:03The music is telling me
38:04this is bad.
38:09Whoa, wait a minute.
38:10Whoa, whoa.
38:12He's after savaging it.
38:14Hopefully he doesn't
38:15get stitched up.
38:16Knitters,
38:17cast off your stitches.
38:19This challenge
38:19is complete.
38:21Right, let's score
38:22the jumpers out of 10.
38:24Okay.
38:24Can we have Gordon,
38:25please?
38:27the walk of shame.
38:30Huh?
38:31What the fuck?
38:33A few loose treads
38:34hanging off of Gordon.
38:37Oh my God.
38:39Quite an undertaking
38:40in the chunky yarn.
38:42Oh.
38:44That's one out of ten.
38:46Yeah, that's poor.
38:46That's a generous one.
38:47Next up we have Elsa.
38:49Oh, fuck's sake,
38:50don't tell me there's another one.
38:53Look at how
38:54well she does horse stuff.
38:56The slaves.
38:57Yeah.
38:57The grain slaves.
38:58I love that.
38:59It is.
39:00Wow.
39:00Yeah.
39:01Really, really
39:02something else actually.
39:03Yeah.
39:04I think the
39:05neckerchief ruins it a little bit.
39:06I think it's good work.
39:07Nine.
39:07Seven.
39:08What would you do?
39:10To represent me?
39:11Yeah.
39:12Spice Bark Vest.
39:14Did you ever see it?
39:15What?
39:16Me Nativity.
39:17Ah, yeah.
39:18Yeah?
39:19Sister Colette Mary
39:19knit it from me.
39:20The three wise men.
39:22The kings.
39:23Mary Joseph,
39:24baby Jesus.
39:25The sheep.
39:26Donkey.
39:27Donkey.
39:28The star.
39:29No, she didn't knit the star.
39:30Well, sure,
39:31it's not a crowbar
39:32out of the star of Bethlehem.
39:33She didn't knit the
39:34grotto.
39:35She knit the characters.
39:37Oh, sure,
39:37what could it
39:38the characters
39:38without a stable?
39:43I'm glad she'd
39:44feck a knit it
39:45for you,
39:45you ungrateful bitch.
39:48In Carlo.
39:49What age
39:50do you want
39:50to live to?
39:51Mates.
39:52Greg,
39:53John,
39:53and Eric.
39:5480.
39:56I fit 80, though.
39:57Yeah.
39:58You wouldn't want
39:58to be back?
39:59No.
39:59After that,
40:00I'd be happy enough,
40:01I think.
40:01You know,
40:02it's a sad thought.
40:02There's some
40:03old man out there,
40:05whatever age
40:05he might be,
40:06who's just
40:07had his last
40:08wank.
40:11Enjoy everyone
40:11as if it's
40:12his last.
40:15Would you think
40:16he knows
40:16it's his last?
40:19Probably not.
40:20Would you do
40:20anything different?
40:21If I do it as
40:22my last?
40:23Yeah.
40:24I'd light a candle
40:25or something like that.
40:27This week,
40:28the prequel series
40:29to a 90s horror
40:31classic
40:31introduced us
40:32to a happy
40:33young boy
40:33named Matty.
40:38Right here in River City.
40:40Would you stop?
40:41Get over here.
40:43Now!
40:44Now!
40:46Do you ever
40:46bunk into the
40:47pictures in your own?
40:47No.
40:48I remember
40:49bunking into
40:54just that way.
40:55It is like
40:56an interdimensional
40:58evil being
40:59that basically
41:01feeds on people
41:02but wants to do it
41:04when they're scared
41:05so he has to scare
41:06the crap out of them
41:07first.
41:07Get in
41:08before you catch
41:08what you're talking
41:09called.
41:09Now they kind of
41:10look normal-ish.
41:12My mum used to
41:12pick everyone up
41:13that was like
41:15walking along the
41:15roads.
41:17Anyone had to
41:17tell me
41:17she'd be like
41:18ah, let them in.
41:19Why don't you
41:19show our new friend
41:20what a good little
41:20speller you are?
41:22Spell
41:23bungalow.
41:24B-U-N-G-A-L-O-W
41:30Spell
41:31symphony.
41:32She's not going to
41:32eat fucking raw
41:33liver.
41:34Ah, me
41:36bollocks.
41:36T-R-O-U
41:39Get your little
41:40gooey liver fingers
41:41away from me
41:42you freaky witch.
41:46Let me out.
41:48O-U-T
41:49Oh no,
41:50this is the family
41:51from hell.
41:54Oh, she's up the
41:55duff.
41:56O-U-T
41:57O-U-T
41:58O-U-T
41:59O-U-T
42:01O-U-T
42:02O-U-T
42:03Remember you
42:03all like that
42:04in the labour ward?
42:05O-U-T
42:06O-U-T
42:07O-U-T
42:08Oh no, it's gone.
42:08Oh, Jesus.
42:10Oh my God, look.
42:13Oh fucking hell.
42:15Surely you'd pull off
42:15your knickers though
42:16as well.
42:18Oh no.
42:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:24Gender reveal.
42:26Oh fucking hell.
42:30She's got it by the umbilical cord.
42:32She has, yeah.
42:33Put it back, put it back.
42:40Jesus fucking Christ of almighty.
42:46Welcome to Derry.
42:48Georgie, we all float down here.
42:50But what I don't think you're understanding,
42:52young man,
42:53is that you'll float too.
42:55Later, we were introduced
42:57to Matty's friend Lily
42:58in the aftermath
43:00of his disappearance.
43:03Something's gonna come out
43:04of the dream.
43:06Oh, why?
43:07Oh, we got trouble.
43:09Right here, I remember saying.
43:11If I heard something
43:11coming out of the pipes,
43:12I'd be out of that room.
43:13I wouldn't be listening to you.
43:14I wouldn't be out down
43:15looking at it and all.
43:17Natty, if it's you,
43:18if you can hear me,
43:20just come home, alright?
43:21Just please come home.
43:23Come home.
43:25He won't let me.
43:33I'm gonna have to go
43:34and change
43:34me fucking underpants
43:35down in a minute.
43:37Looking for clues,
43:38we saw Matty's friends
43:39return to the last place
43:41he was seen.
43:42Are they his best friends?
43:44Yeah.
43:45Oh yeah, let's go in there
43:46in the dark.
43:47Yeah.
43:47Swell.
43:49Aha!
43:50And so's your old man.
43:51That was the movie
43:52that was on, wasn't it?
43:53Yeah.
43:54P and that rhymes
43:54with P and that stands
43:55for cool.
43:56Matty?
43:56He's showing a trumpet.
43:58There he is.
43:59Leave the fucking baby.
44:01Here, Matty.
44:02Oh, my boy, see it's Matty.
44:04Oh.
44:05Oh, no, I don't like this.
44:07I already have night terrors
44:09about people being in my room.
44:15Oh, not the fucking
44:17demonic bat baby again.
44:22Whack that thing, wouldn't it?
44:24Oh, I'd whack that.
44:29Do you know what?
44:30This is so fucking ridiculous.
44:32I actually don't think
44:33it's scary at all now.
44:35There you go.
44:37Fuck it anywhere!
44:42Oh.
44:43Oh.
44:44Rips of fucking shreds.
44:47Goodness me.
44:50I killed one.
44:51You killed one of the kids?
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:56Get out of there.
44:58Give me your hand.
45:04Jesus Christ.
45:05It's not often you'd see
45:06kids getting brutally murdered
45:07in TV shows.
45:08No.
45:13What age limit is this for?
45:15I don't even think it's appropriate
45:16for me.
45:16I'm 33.
45:32The chances of that happening are,
45:35you know...
45:36Chances of that happening
45:38it's a fucking horror movie, man.
45:39It's a devil baby, like.
45:42A dodgy date,
45:43a yoga retreat gone rogue,
45:45and a father faking appendicitis.
45:47In the Amin household,
45:48no two days are ever
45:50without drama.
45:51Faithless,
45:51the new series continues next
45:53on Virgin Media Play
45:54and One.
45:56In a perfect world
46:00In a perfect world
46:04In a perfect world
46:07In a perfect world
46:13In a perfect world
46:14Who is that?
46:15Forget Steven.
46:15Experiencing erectile dysfunction
46:17is not uncommon.
46:18Hey, Jesus.
46:19What, you back?
46:20Have you seen the trailer?
46:21Yeah.
46:21They're destroying me.
46:22Go this way and don't look.
46:23And what is this, yoke?
46:24I think maybe I'll go back
46:25up to Belfast.
46:27Dog.
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