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00:00This programme contains discussion of adult themes that some viewers may find distressing. Viewer discretion is advised.
00:08When is Halloween? Cos the schools were closed yesterday and them kids were out tricking and treating and it's not
00:12Halloween.
00:14Halloween's on Friday. Eh. Hmm.
00:18Them kids was out last night, the other night, tricking and treating.
00:22Anyway, I turn the lights off, I'm not at home, fuck em. I buy the sweets, eat them myself, I'm
00:26not at home.
00:28What is this? Goddammit!
00:32See what I mean? I always go for it.
00:35Oh.
00:36What did you do that for? Why did you touch it, you fool?
00:39Does that look alright?
00:41It wasn't like that in my days.
00:45I'd have a ball doing that.
00:48It's scarlet somehow, I just can't get over this, like.
00:51I love mad shit like this.
00:58In the week when Carrick on Shannon was named Ireland's tidiest town, we watched loads of great telly.
01:06The Late Late Show took us into the West on Friday.
01:09Who the fuck are they?
01:10God, that's Westlife, I think.
01:12It feels like we're back in 1999 again. It's just crazy the reaction that the gigs we've got.
01:17I feel old.
01:20You are old.
01:21We got a crash course on how to save a life from BBC One.
01:24So you've been out for your 80th birthday?
01:26Yeah, three glasses of wine, all afternoon.
01:29I wonder did you have just three glasses of wine, my friend?
01:32Take some deep breaths from it.
01:33I know, darling, I know.
01:35Oh, I thought that was someone putting their hand over it, their own hand.
01:38And Virgin on Demand took us to a trad session hosted by some vampires.
01:43It's an Irish song.
01:44I know it is an Irish song, Dad, it's a good song.
01:50Bite me if you want to, you.
01:58I hope.
01:58In Betty's town.
01:59Do you think it's weird to unplug your microwave and your kettle when you're not using it?
02:05Connor and his sister, Emma.
02:08No.
02:09You'd do that?
02:11Unplug it?
02:11Yeah.
02:12No.
02:13So you think it's weird?
02:14Why do you?
02:15Yeah, why would you unplug your kettle and your microwave, just keep them plugged in?
02:19That's what I'm saying.
02:20I had this debate during the week, and the fella was like,
02:23of course I unplug my microwave, why wouldn't I unplug my microwave?
02:25I'm like, why would you unplug your microwave?
02:28I just think that's so old-fashioned.
02:30Well, it maybe is.
02:31Maybe it has an old guy for them.
02:32But like, do you unplug your fridge when you're not using it?
02:34Do you know what I mean?
02:35We're in the same line of argument here.
02:37We always need the fridge on, though.
02:39Of course you always leave the fridge on.
02:40That's what I'm saying, though.
02:43What?
02:45This week, we settled in to celebrate
02:47three decades of E4's flagship soap.
02:53Oh, I'm traumatized.
02:54Every fucking night at 6 o'clock,
02:56being forced to watch this with our math.
02:58It's like the shit one in UK.
02:59Oh, is it?
03:00Yeah.
03:00We're gathered here today
03:01to celebrate the love and commitment of Tony and Diane.
03:05She'd been waiting on this fucking long time,
03:07because when I was in secondary school,
03:08I'm pretty sure he was going out with her.
03:10Okay, nothing spells disaster like a soap wedding.
03:13With the wedding ongoing,
03:14the show took us to an airfield
03:16to see serial killer Jez get up to no good.
03:19It's Jeremy Blake, the bad guy of Hollyoaks.
03:22He's coming around the corner now
03:23with his little handkerchief.
03:25Hi.
03:26He looks like he just came from Peter Marks.
03:28Could you help me?
03:30Oh?
03:36Take ahoy, Viz. You'll be grand. You can get in anywhere.
03:38We also got acquainted with Claire,
03:40who was waiting to be reunited with a loved one
03:43in the hope of fleeing the village.
03:45Tori?
03:47Try again.
03:48Why is there a hanger in Hollyoaks?
03:50What in the name of God is going on?
03:53She's safe.
03:55That's how she's going to stay.
03:56This is green screen CGI.
03:58Look at this, Connor.
03:59She's literally presenting the fucking weather.
04:02Here's my son!
04:04Claire!
04:06You don't? Oh, shit!
04:07Does she have a knife?
04:08Or is it a gun?
04:09You took my child.
04:10So I...
04:11I'm going to take yours!
04:13No!
04:14In with the karate chop?
04:18Oh.
04:20In your face, EastEnders.
04:24You've killed my mother!
04:26Wrong show.
04:29Or maybe I love Hollyoaks.
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:34Meanwhile, at the wedding...
04:36You know, you could have had any woman you wanted, yeah?
04:40But you chose my wife, didn't you?
04:41There's about 40 storylines going on at this.
04:44What?
04:45Who?
04:45Something lying to me!
04:47You reap what you sow!
04:49You reap what you blinch sow!
04:51I know you did!
04:52Because you mocked his dad!
04:53Dun, dun, dun!
04:56Is that true?
04:57Is it too true?
04:58Of course it's not.
05:02I'm so sorry, but it is.
05:03You're telling me!
05:05You're telling me!
05:06There was an affair.
05:07And she went to the wedding.
05:09Anyone else in the village slept with my husband?
05:11Me!
05:12Oh!
05:12I slept with your husband!
05:14Yes!
05:15Me!
05:16Is there someone?
05:21Tony got me pregnant.
05:24Tony's been at it!
05:26There can't be a woman left in Hollyoaks.
05:27Back at the airfield, we saw Claire's getaway plan take flight.
05:32You are not cleared for takeoff.
05:35I guess!
05:38It's like a scene from a James Bond film, innit?
05:42You're alive?
05:44It's going to be a bumpy ride.
05:46I'm sorry, did she just notice him in the plane now?
05:49Did you really believe you could double-cross me?
05:51I tried to be on James Bond, but they didn't want me.
05:58This is the best TV show I've ever seen in my life.
06:01If you can't, then I will!
06:04What is she doing?
06:06She's wrestling the pilot of a plane mid-air.
06:14What?
06:15Oh, shit!
06:16Jesus Christ!
06:17What was that?
06:21Like, years ago, soaps were like, try to be true to life, you know, like, you know,
06:27people were down and fucking in bits and depressed and all.
06:30As things took another twist, we saw groom Tony attempt to salvage his big day.
06:39What?
06:41Why is there a sniper?
06:44Oh, my God.
06:45The plane is going to crash into the wedding.
06:48Oh, I'd love it.
06:54What is going on in this show?
07:00I can't keep up. I can't keep up.
07:02Everyone's getting blasted by shit.
07:03Where's the sniper gone?
07:04What happened to him?
07:05Is he still around?
07:06Oh, Jesus Christ!
07:11Oh, Jesus.
07:12She's gone.
07:12When is this going to end?
07:14It's just, like, one disaster after another.
07:17Steve.
07:19Will you look after me, plants?
07:21I hope.
07:26What?
07:30What's this?
07:39Finn.
07:40Yeah.
07:41That was excellent.
07:41Oh, man.
07:42Hey.
07:43That's television.
07:47In the Liberties.
07:50Look at that.
07:51That soup, is it?
07:53Friends.
07:54Tracy and Anita.
07:55I don't know what.
07:56No, I wasn't eating soup.
07:58It could be an...
08:00Scruff.
08:02Absolute scruff.
08:03I'd take me brow off at night,
08:05and there'd be more food lodged in me than anything else.
08:08I know.
08:09I could nearly tell you what I had for breakfast,
08:11aren't you, didn't I?
08:11I know.
08:12Desperate.
08:13But I'd rather be scruffy than pissy-crissy.
08:16Yeah, well, I'm not pissy-crissy, thank God.
08:18Yeah, no, because you have a new one.
08:19I have a new one.
08:22I'd be a bit of a pissy-crissy if I didn't wear the tan of ladies.
08:25Especially when you're laughing.
08:26On Saturday, RTE1 brought us news of a fancy-do taking place in Dublin Castle.
08:33After a resounding election win, Catherine Connolly...
08:36You've, Catherine Connolly!
08:37...foused to be an inclusive president for all.
08:39Everyone knew she was going to get it.
08:41And it lasts, it's all over.
08:49Now, is she Uhtera and the Heron now?
08:51Is that her title, or...?
08:52No, it's pronounced Uhteroita.
08:55Because she's a woman?
08:57Yeah.
08:57Is that right?
08:58Uhteroita and the Heron.
09:00Make sure you say that to everyone.
09:02Don't.
09:02You're taking the piss out of me now in the preview.
09:04What does that mean?
09:05What's your thing?
09:06It's ice cream.
09:07It's ice cream.
09:09Let's take a look now at the final result from all 43 constituencies.
09:14Catherine Connolly with 914,000...
09:17Oh, wow!
09:18That's a landslide.
09:20Bertie had to go for that, he would have walked it.
09:22Heather Humphreys received 424,987...
09:27Get you drunk, get you drunk, drunk on my humps.
09:30My humps, my humps, my heathery humps.
09:33Jim Gavin, who withdrew from the campaign, was on 7.2%.
09:38Some people still voted for him, even though he wasn't fucking running.
09:40And I voted for him.
09:42Why?
09:42I don't know.
09:44Turnout at 45.8% is lower than last year's general election,
09:49regardless of what people vote.
09:51Yeah.
09:51They should be going to vote.
09:53Too much blood on our flag.
09:55I hereby declare Catherine Connolly elected to the office of President of Ireland.
10:02Well, there's the 10th President of Ireland.
10:05I will be an inclusive President for all of you,
10:08and I regard it as an absolute honour the vote I've been giving.
10:12I love that she looks like an ordinary person.
10:15Do you know what I mean?
10:16I think she's going to make an excellent President.
10:18She's gracious.
10:19She's well-spoken.
10:20But I would have voted for Geldof.
10:22Why would you vote for Bertie?
10:25Better than those two that are there.
10:26Why would you?
10:26A record number of spoiled or invalid votes have been recorded,
10:30an indication of dissatisfaction among the electorate.
10:33None of the above.
10:35Ah, no.
10:35Spoiled.
10:36The amount of people who are posting on TikTok,
10:38I spoiled my vote, I spoiled my vote scarlet for you.
10:41With voters citing a monthly of reasons for this deliberate action.
10:45The choice was there, didn't suit us, we spoiled the vote.
10:48Nothing says use your voice for democracy like ruining your chance to vote.
10:52And also, if you spoiled your vote, it's the same as just not voting,
10:56because it'd still just go down to Heather and Catherine.
11:00The whole campaign about spoiling your vote this year in this election
11:04was an order to let the government know,
11:06we are voters, we come out to vote,
11:10but we don't want to vote for any of the candidates
11:13that you have lined up for us this time.
11:15That is Saturday's 9 o'clock news.
11:17On the night Ireland elected its 10th President, Catherine Connolly.
11:21Well, she's the president now and we have to like it or bloody lump it.
11:25We don't want to put up with it, but...
11:26And that's it.
11:27She might grow on us.
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11:50In Kilkenny...
11:51...did you know you can do the Macarena to any song...
11:54...on the planet?
11:55the Saunders family pick any song you want any song okay Waterloo sing it
12:02I'm not singing it you can sing it
12:19I'll give you a song I won't sing it you sing it
12:22Kabochi blackened hands on Thursday night the return of an RTE 2 show locked us in a
12:40county maize pub with these lads
12:45oh I love these two yes no we're not watching it again are we fuck off
12:51hello and welcome to the two Johnnies late night lock-in I dreamt about this
12:55fellow under the right once what Johnny B ladies and gentlemen it's time for one
13:01of the greatest quizzes of all time it's the parish quiz
13:07yay the parish quiz does be the crack and our first parish up today is Nurni in the
13:13county of Kildare and representing them is the one and only Tyg Furlong
13:19isn't Tyg Furlong a good name is that someone from the county of Limerick in and representing Kaledi is Aisling
13:26Magnar how are you?
13:28who are you supporting the Kaledi's are the Nurni's don't care here we go here's
13:34your question hi Tyg Gillian here from the shop
13:36I feel like this is a hostage video can you tell us which local farmer sells us these
13:42potatoes how the fuck you supposed to know that John burn John burn country people
13:48know everyone and the answer is the burns John to be to be specific yeah okay
13:55over to Kaledi for your question what title did I get the night I collected the
14:00most money in the Ashworth tavern in 1997 can we get subtitles on him because I
14:06can't understand a word of what he's saying Jim is the mayor of Kaledi
14:11the lord mayor of Kaledi oh good girl hi Tyg my question for you what's the name of this burger
14:20it was discontinued because it was too hard to eat that's a heart attack the leaning tower of
14:25fucking learning no better man for a tiger you call him fat not the fat guy oh my god that
14:32burger was
14:33called bog man's burger let's find out if you're right Tyg and the answer is the
14:40bog monster burger because when I finish it I'm gonna be spending most of the day on the
14:45bog what did Jesus hell this really dis all about as tensions really ramped up we
14:52saw the quiz go to a tiebreaker question
14:54davy russell champion jockey our question is now he's retired what weight is he 12 still 90 kilo
15:0588 kg 88 kg 88 is way off anyway he's not that big 85 kg now this is the fat
15:13shaman show why are they
15:14weighing this man 88 kg which means tiger's the winner are you serious here is the moment to choose okay
15:23in one of them is the trip to vegas and the others the bag of sports we got this one
15:26no the other one
15:28hold it up to the camera what's it gonna be a bag of spuds you know what it's a win
15:32-win for Tyg
15:33who doesn't want a bag of spuds in this economy later we watched as a johnny caught up with a
15:39rose
15:42you joined the show so far no i'm in hell tonight we are looking for mr lock-in and we
15:48need a judge
15:49oh you up for it yep all right i'll hand you over to johnny number one johnny smacks number one
15:54what's your name where are you from simon from navan you're simon from navan from navan and he's
15:58wearing a dublin jersey all right what is your talent simon from navan i can put my faith in my
16:04mouth what a fucking weird talent no no i don't think i want to see that no
16:13why why why do you know this
16:19me did you've only to no you still have a knuckle there and a knuckle there
16:23now get come over to me and i get the lip over
16:27what is your talent keen i can do a little bit of fast maths
16:30fast maths 65 by 89 65 by 89 keen 5 7 8 5 5 he was brilliant no you have
16:43to get these bits in
16:44come here and i'll help you
16:46come here and i'll help you
16:48who are you going to crown as mr lock-in with this amazing sash
16:51the first one mr mats no mr mats had an actual talent
16:59he's like to be to be shift yeah because those are transferable skills yeah yeah yeah the rest of
17:04you are just horsing around have a great night we'll see you again find yourselves good luck good night
17:09i'm very sure to start now are you yeah you're locked ya no no so
17:19in dundalk i've seen something really weird today right go ahead
17:24david and his wife sarah a priest in like a full white car a white dress driving his car
17:32what do you mean he's just driving his car
17:34like fully of the cloth yeah and he's just way off to do mass
17:38well he was driving how do you think he usually gets to places though
17:41where's he going he lives in the church
17:43does he live in the church sarah i just find it weird that priests drive though like
17:47do you priest go like he has to go and he has to go to a mechanic like
17:50yeah like normal people i just can't imagine
17:53what do you think they do float places they'll levitate around in their big white
17:56gown fucking aladdin it honestly took me aback i stood there and i said that is so weird
18:01on monday channel 4 gave us a timely look at how some very small suppliers are tackling our
18:07ever-growing shopping bills for decades the big-name supermarkets have dominated the high street
18:13do you ever have to walk around and eat it and add up in your head how much things
18:17and prices are soaring it's scary when i'm walking up to the tills we spend about what double what we'd
18:24spend five years ago to get the same amount enter the discount disruptors taking us beyond the shelves
18:31to reveal the secrets of super cheap shopping the healthier you eat as well the more expensive the
18:37shoppers absolutely have you ever seen a price of cereal yeah what's that about
18:41do you remember you bought like 70 boxes of jellies and musgraves and then just never ate them
18:49it's too many the show took us to wales to meet an entrepreneur with a unique approach
18:54to taking on the supermarkets like what we have in love five rump sirloin the chicken steaks that one
19:00for 40 pounds is it i've got it my lovely yes i don't know if i'd want to buy me
19:05in our facebook
19:05marketplace a lot of this is happening here in dunygal yeah the meat packs meet the meat meister
19:11the meat meister that's my bio aka dawn brightwell the super force that is dawn's bargain meat packs
19:20it's like avon except meat is even messages coming for me orders at two three o'clock in the morning
19:26what trying to piss off if someone's texting you i have two in the morning for a chicken fillet wouldn't
19:30you let's keep all the costs down and then the consumer at the other end can benefit from the low
19:35price good mind on her all the same where is she getting this meat from though and she's looking i
19:41don't know about this and the orders that come in are packed by her son tyler at the wholesalers in
19:47yorkshire i had to rank the meats i've talked about this by the way i've talked about this of
19:52course then duck then beef then pork then chicken chicken's a flop for me that's the only one i can
20:00eat despite the low prices dawn says all of the meat is welfare checked how low are we talking
20:07because i'm interested now the pack that dawn calls a bulk bundle contains nine items and includes
20:15chops steaks pork belly chicken and sausages and costs 45 quid what whereabouts are they we
20:23you go fly over and play back just know the other one's going fuck dawn's put up another deal i
20:28better
20:28get it quick and the poor husband's sitting at home going we already have 20 fucking kilos of pork
20:33lines before she's even created the pack dawn heads to the hills for a bit of alfresco advertising why
20:40have we come to a field to talk about the meat massive ham shanks just being delivered then we
20:45are doing you a kilo of your minted alarm nibbler ribs you're all going crazy on these she's kind of
20:52like dell boy why is she in the middle of a field doing that she probably wants to get out
20:57of the house
20:57she's taking calls all day you know you don't know later we saw a couple of dawn's customers take
21:02delivery of her facebook famous meat packages are you expecting meat it's like back in the day when you
21:08have a milkman call did you have milkman no we did milkman a bread man a fish man and i'm
21:15pretty sure
21:16there was a cheese fella at one stage is that why all your sisters look different oh thank you so
21:21much you're welcome thank you how many people is she feeding like a small army in this house look
21:27this kid's gonna have about seven pork chops now for the week
21:36and then we've got fried steak how could you need this much food you wouldn't need that for a
21:41restaurant sarah got all this for a hundred pound oh that's a hundred pound when i first heard she's
21:49selling me on facebook i was like that's strange but i've been sold just because she's such a business
21:54woman and she knows her stuff i feel like i'm gonna catch like e coli or something but you know
21:57what
21:58i'm supporting her local business yeah the brain is constantly ticking of what i can do with me what
22:05i can make a pack out of and what name i could give that pack that is what i'll live
22:10and break for
22:10she looks wrecked after that day doesn't she she is her hair is all on all eyebrows dragging on her
22:16face
22:18yeah i'm just living on my own just not yeah you don't in my interest to go out and bulk
22:23buy do
22:23you know what i mean but what a brilliant brilliant mind
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22:46in limerick did you take words to the base no i didn't yeah alex did i told you yeah the
22:52ryan's
22:53fudge had a little trip to the vat this week he had his mrt so he did manny a peddy
23:01and a manny
23:02peddy is what they call it he's his toenails done he did his arsehole done you butchered his arsehole
23:09bit of scissors no no no i did that too but no you got you got a thumb right up
23:13his eye
23:14he got his anal gland done oh what do you mean would you stop saying anal gland
23:18there's a gland up there and it needs to be cleaned up there and it needs to be
23:21anal gland it's true it's disgusting and what else did you say something about his butt just
23:26say his body got his butt done so right he got his butt done he got his toenails done he
23:30got his
23:31finger nails done and he got wormed he got prostate exam on friday rte1's late late show treated us to
23:39an evening with ireland's best known boy band
23:43not late oh very good yeah your buddies
23:51come on connor get your groove on oh yeah patrick keelty we love him who the
24:02fucker they is god that's westlife i think whoa westlife they look the same yes you the same
24:13no this is westlife let's take that isn't it it feels like we're back in 1999 again it's
24:20it's just crazy the reaction that the the gigs have got i feel old look you are old who's missing
24:28from
24:28there by the way the men that died and you know i always remember the first tour on flying the
24:32wings
24:33we went out on a big kind of frame the five of us out over the audience where people could
24:36nearly
24:36touch us and pull our shoes off i remember that i remember queuing for the very first concert and we
24:40were just only 11 or something at the time and we got the bus into town the last bus into
24:44town like
24:45half 11 that night that's so cute and then i got grounded and my dad took the tickets off me
24:50we were
24:50really living the life of a pop star at that point you know i might be getting mixed up with
24:54them
24:55boys on is it they're not boys on are they no it's not boys on that's their westlife during the
25:00interview we saw patrick head into the audience to meet some of the trio's super fans so what have
25:06you got what have you got no this is this is the merch we've got some of the original merch
25:10lads
25:12okay oh wow you sing oh lord there's a doll sweet mother can you hear it
25:27oh he's a voice like butter he has a good voice in films slide over there look and she's got
25:32like
25:35they're so baffling as a band though because the people that are going to see these are like 56
25:40year old women and then 20 something year old women why is their demographic those two groups
25:45generational trauma yeah look we got westlife chocolate bars where are these how old is the
25:52chocolate bar what's the best before on these 2002 2002 jesus that must be pure rotten
25:59fucking hell louis welch busted his bollocks for these fellas and of course uh the main thing that you're
26:04proud owner of are these bad boys so no not the naked oh no what oh god who owns these
26:13these are
26:14queues and she's a kian fan hold on you's the kian doll and you have my underwear
26:22who are and the other one's gonna have a fucking fist fight in the car park now
26:29so patty all of dick came on keithy cop yourself on the value of them have just plummeted yes sorry
26:37i've after saving them for 25 years and he gets his fucking cock and ball all over them get them
26:42off
26:43okay they're primed they're ready to go one more time the mighty westlife oh there we go
26:49we're gonna do without you his trousers are more baggy than the other two they're not mom's pair trousers
27:05he could have a testicle problem i feel your things and not one else
27:09oh i'll let you wait when not one else i don't remember the words me too
27:19jesus come back to me my youth he's in my teens
27:30something new what i'ma do without you
27:33oh i nearly knocked me on too oh oh your head is so big
27:41in dunlairie
27:43i know my ex-girlfriend that was that was like we had gone for one second
27:49one second friends david and john i told you better before no oh we haven't spoken much about
27:56your ex-girlfriend dave well that's because i blocked that out of my head but i remember going to
27:59cinema and i was really nervous because i went to the shift and i drank a lot of vodka beforehand
28:04went in scored her went to the toilet blacked out in the toilet came back and then sat next to
28:11someone else in a different cinema and just half an hour back and then you decided to be gay because
28:20you realized women won't put up with that behavior gays will think it's hilarious yeah last tuesday
28:25bbc one gave us an eye-opening look at life on the front lines the ambulance service must decide
28:32who gets help can i get you covered up lovely jubbly and who must wait i say that's so stressful
28:38being
28:39in the dispatch room and having six or seven different calls and having to try and prioritize them
28:47but every time i see an ambulance i kind of see a little prayer yeah for whatever the situation is
28:53the
28:53show took us on a revealing ride-along with paramedics bailey and phoebe hiya hiya who've we come for
29:06so you've been out for your 80th birthday
29:11i wonder did you just three glasses of wine my friend
29:17oh she had a fall and i went down fine i don't move it it's so fed up please don't
29:24move it i won't
29:24move it i won't move it oh the poor lady she's in pain do you remember in the hospital when
29:30i broke my
29:31foot yes and they gave me a paracetamol for five hours two paracetamol yes i do remember because i was
29:37the one that was listening to you roaring in my ear i'm just take some deep breaths from it i
29:42know
29:42darling i know oh i thought that was someone putting the fucking hand over it's her own hand
29:47oh dear you've got you you've got your bit of freedom you've got your respite that you won't
29:51see a bit of respite that'd be me ma make sure you do that now and make sure that's done
29:59and if i
29:59like this when i come out and then my dad be like all right all right and we'll be taking
30:04three miles to
30:05bradford royal infirmary for x-rays on her hip ambulances are always so warm like even when
30:16when the ambulance with you i was like my god it's roasting in here yeah you were you were shivering
30:24later the show gave us a sobering look at modern society as yet another call came in
30:37that's a call for help isn't it the people at the call centers are unbelievable as well
30:41some people always think that they're being rude but it's all because they're trying to get as much
30:45information and get things sorted for you as quick as possible like i think it's a sheltered living
30:51isn't it it's a part of sheltered sort of housing that wouldn't be an easy thing to walk into now
30:57i'll
30:57tell you no yeah have you haven't seen you for ages i've had an air cup i have had an
31:02air cup mate
31:03it's an old man i'm going to show you something now what it's nice for you in the evening oh
31:09what what have you done
31:16that's just a new one
31:24you never really think of that kind of a thing with elderly people like do you this is coming down
31:32they're shutting this place down i don't know where i was going that's what he's worried about
31:36so he's doing that and that poor man to kind of forget about it the poor boy oh
31:41i put on a front to show people i'm all right but they damn i'm sad right now darren do
31:50you want
31:50you want to end your life yeah i do
31:57okay he's fucking brilliant by the way yeah he's really nice he's very like calm and patient as well
32:03this ain't you this ain't the darren i know you know i know and you're struggling i
32:11can see that bailey's tone is really good isn't it and it's not nice to see i know yeah and
32:19i want
32:19you to let us take you up to hospital are you gonna come with us okay whatever you want okay
32:29don't forget them into the ambulance boy it's not nice i'll be honest it's not nice seeing you like this
32:35there you go man people like that just need connection they need community darren will be
32:42taken the two miles to bradford royal infirmary where specialists will carry out a mental health
32:48assessment it's talked about so much i think the response and the system out there for like they
32:55handle it is worse than ever yeah well in ireland that's terrible it's horrific i haven't been going
33:00to darren for years i've never heard him say that he needs more support so for me it was such
33:07a big
33:07change in him i was shocked yeah that's true it was sad i'm getting sad now actually talking about him
33:16didn't it he's getting upset the poor man and you'll see him again after we'll sort him out
33:25maybe i shouldn't go into social care honestly i don't know how the hell i ain't going to work
33:32it's weird ever since my stuff and we're past it and you were amazing and you really helped me out
33:38but i remember going in and i told you it'll be taken more serious the second time well that's a
33:45that's a risky move isn't that yeah but that that still angers me and i know people who've gone down
33:52the same route and they haven't been as lucky as i am like they're they're gone like you know
33:57mm-hmm don't be crying sorry you're making me cry stop uh yeah it's just really scary when you
34:05ask for help and you don't get it yeah you all right yeah i love you
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34:35in mull huddard would you ever let anyone suck your toe sophie her sister chloe and their best
34:41friend caleb i asked issy would he suck my toe not in like a weird way we were just sitting
34:47in bed and i
34:49like suck my toe like not in a sexual way i was like suck my toe and he was like
34:54no
34:55and i was really annoyed so he said no he's like feet are disgusting but i i'm so
35:00i feel like i want someone to do it now and saying that i've done that
35:04like nathan's just been sitting there on his computer ever and i'd be like give me that
35:06and he's like no and i was like please and he was like no and then there's like
35:10and nick does what you beg to suck or so no i just like be messing i'm like give me
35:14that foot
35:15yeah do you know what i mean yeah just suck the fucking toe what's the big deal would you do
35:21it
35:23she's not answering that means yes
35:28on saturday tlc got us reacquainted with the specialist subject of one american doctor
35:40i love doing it i don't like when i have to watch huge extractions of things that shouldn't
35:47have been built up in someone's body my name's shad i'm 50 years old i got a big nasty cyst
35:52on the back
35:52of my head that's popped open it's like a ball like a boy ball what's wrong with the boy balls
36:01you've
36:01seen i haven't seen any liar you want to get something done with that 10 years ago i noticed
36:08a little dime-sized bump on the back of my head oh my god i went to the doctor he
36:15said that's a
36:15pocket of fluid it looks like it needs its own hat when my kids started noticing it then they
36:21started getting worried now i know we might be old skill but like man when you have a gaping wound
36:27that smells like that and looks like scrambled eggs something's not right the show gave us
36:31an eye-popping look at dr lee's first meeting with chad hi how are you does it ooze yeah
36:39okay so let me take a look at it it looks a lot like a pilar cyst because there's a
36:43little bit of
36:44like i feel like stretching a tissue like it was much bigger before it has kind of settled down looks
36:49like a prom i'm not in prongs anymore my plan here is to really try to clean numbness up obviously
36:55and clean out all the contents inside and try to get that sack out god me you can see into
37:01his brain
37:02it kind of looks like a little pac-man no there really is a lot of dried up contents that
37:07are kind
37:07of like hard as a rock there and so how can i pull these off easily you can pop my
37:12pimple
37:17she looks too happy for it hello hello you made it in you're excited about this i feel like you
37:23oh yeah like is american healthcare so bad that the only way to get your pimple popped is to go
37:28on
37:28television short answer yes okay just a little baby pinch just a baby pinch i'm not watching this part
37:34now this is the most disgusting part it's the part i love okay so let's see here you have a
37:40lot of
37:40stuff inside there oh i actually can feel that pain your face tells me you know i don't need to
37:49watch it
37:50she's cutting it off do you know i would like that as a job really yeah
37:57ah that's oh no maybe i wouldn't i don't know i have to really
38:00scrape a lot of these contents out and even the surface of the skin is really damaged oh i can
38:06smell it truly deadly oh christ oh my god oh my god i looked at the wrong time i'm scraping
38:13off
38:14some of the cyst pieces and it's kind of like this is a tough one actually christ oh like that
38:23doesn't
38:23even look like a pimple that's not a pimple that's a hole in someone's head that's infected it's not a
38:29pimple okay i think i got out as much of this cyst as i could how far is she going
38:35to excavate down
38:36probably just teeth later the show took us back to shad's place to give us a heads up on his
38:42recovery
38:43cyst is all gone oh look what oh my god oh look it looks way better jesus christ
38:50i can't that was the most disgusting thing i've ever seen and i've watched disgusting things i am
38:57yeah yeah like what like crazy anatomy like they show you a lot of like surgeries and stuff that is
39:02all not true it's not really that's the difference the only thing that would have made that worse if
39:07they were extracting a bit of hair from the wound that freaks me out the most you know like an
39:11ingrown
39:11hair do you ever watch those videos on tick tock why where i keep pulling no i watch best of
39:17britney
39:17spears dances
39:21in cork it's all right i like we're living in a world of zombies right zombies walking dead life
39:29and i get bitten are you gonna kill me ifa and her daddy paudy absolutely 100 percent
39:36do you think i should let you wander forever in this endless hell
39:41ah no but you can lock me up somewhere i'd be doing a lot of i'd be doing a lot
39:44of pure love
39:45oh daddy that love it is finding cure would be love like well there's no cure there taking my
39:51head off wouldn't be the cure is oh good luck and thanks yeah this week virgin on demand treated us
40:01to a night with some music loving vampires in the year's hottest horror film there are legends of
40:07people born with the gift of making music so true it can pierce the veil between life and death
40:16it's kind of about selling your soul to the devil for musical talent oh is it yeah this gift can
40:23bring
40:24healing to their communities but it also attracts evil the devil's music ride music
40:36sinners like us john isn't this the thing where that music went viral during the summer
40:41the film took us on a riotous night out at a mississippi speakeasy in prohibition era america
40:54has a bit of a groove to it i throw my knickers on this is what music's missing now feeling
41:00and
41:01vampires and vampires with good lyrics yeah but he's obviously probably singing about the slave trade
41:09and the civil war i know yeah but there's loads of stressful stuff we could sing about not comparative
41:14dave oh listen to that it's cool to basically before this they've summoned the demon by playing the
41:27bad music they're the vampires helen do you know what they're looking for dinner on a show hey there
41:40it ain't it how may i help you folks oh we heard tale of a party so easy to stop
41:45a vampire though you
41:46just have to say you're not welcome like every dormant ever when i try to get into a nightclub when
41:51i was young you and manda's coming in now would you you're vampires then we know blood-tirsty vampires
42:00you fellas must be the owners of this establishment you're twins they're both played by michael b jordan
42:05i love him he's gorgeous that's right and you are name's ramic this here's joan and bert an
42:12irish fucking vampire i love it can't we just for one night just all be family he's pushing so hard
42:20i'd be like why do you want to get in here so much yeah you don't need to do that
42:24sir we'll be on our way
42:27do they know vampires are real no they don't know anything's up yet we got a little glimpse of local
42:33girl mary's unfortunate encounter with the vampires oh now you must have me confused
42:40i'm sad as all but i don't need no saving yes yes you do
42:47you all do this is mary mary
42:57oh jesus do you have to be bit on the neck to be turned into a vampire i was just
43:01about to ask
43:01yeah if you're running away and it caught you on the arse yeah that's still count
43:07so she's a vampire though oh no you're gonna let me in don't let her in come on come in
43:16no no no she's gonna go out there and tell me this song would you let her bite you huh
43:23would you let her
43:31her will you know what
43:35she's eating him
43:39stop
43:48oh jesus she needs like a steak through the heart yeah or sunlight
43:54i wouldn't fancy being a vampire you literally can't go to the beach can't eat garlic bread
43:58the two main bits of life later as we saw main characters smoke deal with the body of the undead
44:05we were treated to a surprisingly familiar song they're playing music
44:15it's an irish song i know it is an irish song dad it's a good song
44:22if you were inside now you'd be like ah the vampire's having great crack now
44:25will we go out for a look
44:31here i'd like out there and dance with them bite me if you want to
44:41you well apart from the biting and the blood sucking they seem like they're cracked members
44:46but they're crack lovely bunch
44:50come on in you mother oh she's after inviting them all in
45:01jesus put the tea down
45:08yes finally
45:13how much blood do you need though like like when's enough
45:16that's the thing it's like chinese when's enough enough you keep eating it you know you don't know
45:20it's not like chinese there it is though it's not
45:25oh jesus he's flying in everton
45:39oh
45:39see these monologues is always what gets the villains killed
45:47yes
45:50well riddance to you bye
45:53oh and the sun is yes come on come on
46:01so really and truly we could have all just waited for the sun i don't we all just exhausted ourselves
46:06it's just a lesson in patience honestly
46:11i tell you if you ain't with the fucking sun to come up in mullingar
46:14you're fucking waiting forever this would be a vampires fucking paradise
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