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00:01Girl!
00:04From the hood to Hollywood.
00:08I'm Candy Muse and I'm the Dominican doll from New York City.
00:12My drag style is kind of like if you took a sex doll
00:15and threw her in the Bronx, that is literally me.
00:18My most impressive drag talent is my mouth.
00:22I'm a good lip-syncer, I'm a loud ass bitch.
00:24You know, everyone can be a drag queen,
00:26but not everyone's going to be a star.
00:28I'm a star.
00:29First one!
00:31Oh my God, bitch, season 13!
00:33Most people might recognize me from the former Haza Aja
00:36and when we dismembered and broke up,
00:38I was definitely a loud mouth and I would say things about Aja
00:41that maybe I should have cut to myself,
00:43but I also think that she was a little jealous of me.
00:47Come on, Miss Anastafia Beverly Hills.
00:49I want a sponsorship, thank you very much.
00:51She used to always be like, well, you're not famous, so tone it down.
00:54But now, I'm here.
00:57Well, no, I'm here.
01:00That's so shady.
01:02First one seems correct.
01:04I'm here to prove that I am more than just Candy Muse from the Haza Aja.
01:09I can stand as an entertainer by my damn self.
01:11I look fucking stunning!
01:14Being the first bitch to walk in this competition after waiting years to get on Drag Race
01:18is such a fucking dream.
01:20I am so excited to be here.
01:21Come on now!
01:22And now, any bitch that walks in after me, second place.
01:34Filler queen.
01:37Filler queen.
01:41My name is Joey Jay and I am the dumbest bitch you'll ever meet.
01:44She's wacky.
01:45She's crazy.
01:46She's an adrenaline rush.
01:47I can perform the house down, boots back, bare back.
01:50To be here, it is a dream come true.
01:53So...
01:55I lost my train of thought.
01:57Oh, what else, sis?
01:58Come on, she's a dirty sister!
02:00Hi, baby!
02:00I baked candy!
02:01Mwah, Joey!
02:02Oh my god, I'm molting, girl.
02:04Miss Sting is wearing a chicken feather coat.
02:09Chicken feathers.
02:10There are feathers all over the floor!
02:13Come on, chicken feathers!
02:15Chicken feathers are the least expensive feathers that there are in the planet.
02:20Girl, not even a marabou coat.
02:21So wait, uh, you do drag full time in your city?
02:24No, I don't.
02:24I work for a software company.
02:26This is just my little nighttime gig.
02:27Oh, can't work.
02:29How many shows a week do you do?
02:30Just one.
02:31Just one?
02:31Y'all think I'm a basic bitch.
02:33You're not wrong.
02:34I can't eat spicy foods.
02:36I like Vanessa Carlton.
02:38But don't underestimate us, Vanessa Carlton.
02:40Really, bitch, I'm gonna be in that top floor.
02:43Fillet Queen.
02:44Plot twist.
02:45This is my third time auditioning.
02:47Oh, this is my fourth.
02:49What?
02:50Woo!
02:51Girl!
02:52She done already to hand her!
02:55Girl, what?
02:56What?
02:58There's only two of us.
03:00Ah!
03:00What is going on here?
03:03Welcome, my queens.
03:04What?
03:05You weren't expecting to see me so soon?
03:08No, ma'am.
03:09Well, I hope you like surprises.
03:11Because I've got a big one.
03:13And it's right around the corner.
03:15Racers, please report to the main stage.
03:19Oh!
03:19Like, now.
03:24Girl.
03:26Gag.
03:26I am so confused right now.
03:28And I have no idea what's about to go down.
03:31Girl, I am hooped and gag.
03:34The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
03:36And we are serving season 13 with some serious safety, honey.
03:43Michelle Visage.
03:44What do you think of the new judges panel?
03:46Baby, I feel like I'm the head teller at RuPaul's Savings and Loan.
03:50Want to make a deposit?
03:53The hilarious Ross Matthews.
03:55Now, what do you think?
03:56You know what?
03:57I love it.
03:57And I even brought my own squeegee.
04:00Hi.
04:00Oh, Carson.
04:01Hi.
04:02Michelle.
04:04And style superstar, Carson Presley.
04:07Are you ready to read some lips?
04:08Which ones?
04:10Both sets.
04:12Tonight, we're doing things just a little differently.
04:16For the first time in Drag Race Herstory, we're kicking off the season with six lip syncs for your lives.
04:25Now, some will shantay, and some will sashay away.
04:31Ooh, child, you ain't ready for this.
04:36Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
04:45What the fuck is going on?
04:46Yo, I just walked into Drag Race, and now I'm standing in the main stage, and I don't know what
04:51is about to happen.
04:52I can't even look at RuPaul in the eyes because I'm getting so nervous.
04:55I'm already feeling scared as fuck and insecure, but I signed up for this.
04:59Yes.
05:00Get it together.
05:01Welcome, ladies.
05:02Surprised to see me?
05:03You've made it to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
05:07And so soon, we'd like to take this moment to get to know you a little bit better.
05:14Judges, say hello to Candy Muse.
05:17Hi, Candy.
05:17Hi, Candy.
05:18Hello.
05:18I would love to know what makes this a signature Candy Muse look.
05:23It's sexy.
05:24It's sluddy.
05:25It's denim.
05:25It's from Brooklyn.
05:26It's New York.
05:26I heard you're a member of the House of Aja.
05:29That's the former House of Aja, but yes.
05:32We're at what house now?
05:34The dollhouse.
05:34So my drag serve Dahlia Sin from season 12.
05:37You're part of the Broccoli Bunch.
05:38Serious broc ally.
05:39Okay.
05:40International House of Pancakes here.
05:45Judges, say hello to Joey Jay.
05:47Tell us about your look, Joey.
05:49Well, I like chicken.
05:50I like to cluck.
05:51I like a butt.
05:53So I decided to dress up as all three.
05:55Cluck, cluck.
05:58What inspires you to do drag?
06:00Self-expression and clucking and bucking.
06:02Thank you, Joey.
06:05Ladies, your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent got you here.
06:09Now, let's see what you can do with it.
06:13Two queens stand before me.
06:17Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
06:20of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.
06:24In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay
06:27and one of you to sashay away.
06:30Bitch, excuse me.
06:32We just walked into the competition
06:33and now we have to lip sync for our lives.
06:35One of us is about to go home.
06:36It ain't gonna be me.
06:39Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me
06:42and save yourself from...
06:46The time has come for you to lip sync
06:50for your life.
06:54Even though I'm shook as fuck on the inside,
06:56I'm a lip sync assassin.
06:58Eat it.
06:58Good luck and don't fuck it up.
07:05I threw a wish in the well.
07:07Don't ask me, I'll never tell.
07:09I looked at you as it fell,
07:11and now you're in my way.
07:13I'd trade my soul for a wish,
07:15pennies and dimes for a kiss.
07:17I wasn't looking for this,
07:18but now you're in my way.
07:20Your stare was holding.
07:22Red chain skin was showing.
07:24Hot night wind was blowing.
07:26Where you think you're going, baby?
07:28Hey, I just met you.
07:30And this is crazy.
07:32But here's my number.
07:33So call me maybe.
07:35It's hard to look right at you, baby.
07:39But here's my number.
07:41So call me maybe.
07:43Hey, I just met you.
07:45And this is crazy.
07:47But here's my number.
07:48Well, Mizru, I just met you.
07:49And this is crazy.
07:51And all the other.
07:52Whatever this bitch next to me is doing,
07:53girl, I can get two shits
07:54because this stage isn't mine.
07:56Take out your dollars, bitch.
07:57So call me maybe.
07:58Before you came into my life.
08:00I missed you so bad.
08:02I missed you so bad.
08:03I missed you so, so bad.
08:13It's hard to look right at you, baby.
08:17But here's my number.
08:18So call me maybe.
08:20Hey, I just met you.
08:22And this is crazy.
08:24But here's my number.
08:25So call me maybe.
08:28Before you came into my life.
08:30I missed you so bad.
08:31I missed you so, so bad.
08:33I missed you so, so bad.
08:35Before you came into my life.
08:37I missed you so bad.
08:39And you should know that.
08:41So call me maybe.
08:49Ladies, I've made my decision.
08:52This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
08:55I'm not going home.
08:57Before I even start.
09:00Fuck.
09:02Candy Muse.
09:04Shantae, you stay.
09:07Thank you so much.
09:08Rupa just called Mane.
09:10And I'm trying to stay real calm.
09:12And da-da-da.
09:12Thank you so much.
09:13But bitch, I'm inside.
09:14I'm like, oh, bitch.
09:15I'm wonderful.
09:16I'm gonna sing.
09:19Joey Jay, I'm sorry, my dear.
09:20But that means you're getting the pork chop.
09:25You are and will always be drag race royalty.
09:28Now, sashay away.
09:32Thank you so much.
09:34I'm really sad to leave the competition.
09:38I've worked so hard to get here just to go home early.
09:42I don't want to go home, girl.
09:50Let me break the ice.
09:52I'm Denali and I am Chicago's ice queen.
09:56So I am icy, spicy, and a little bit dicey.
09:59Okay.
10:01First one is winners come in first.
10:03Outside of drag, I'm a professional ice skater.
10:05I am drag's gold medal bitch.
10:08And I might not have made it to the Olympics in figure skating,
10:10but I did make it to the Olympics in drag.
10:13I am competitive and I'm here to win that crown.
10:21Oh, what you say? What you say?
10:24Lalari is here to slay.
10:26I am the sensational dynamic Lalari.
10:29She's ratchet, she's sexy, she gives you a little glamour.
10:32Lalari is like a olive garden pasta with like Popeye chicken tenders on the top
10:37for the razzle dazzle.
10:39Most of all, she's entertaining, girl.
10:41Hi. Oh my God.
10:43Nice to meet you.
10:45I'm Denali.
10:45Lalari.
10:46Oh my God.
10:48Girl.
10:49Not gonna lie, I was expecting a little bit more.
10:51Your entrance look is a basic bodysuit, a blazer, and this kind of like flat wig.
10:56Okay, cute.
10:57And the first two in, bitch.
10:59I know. First two in, last two out.
11:04Girl.
11:05She done already to hand her.
11:08Bitch.
11:09What's going on?
11:11Hold on.
11:12One plus one equals two.
11:13If you carry the three minus the four, bitch, that don't add up.
11:15Wait, it's really the V.
11:17Hello, dolls.
11:18The competition has started without you.
11:21So get your sassy selves to the main stage.
11:25We are waiting.
11:28Uh, okay.
11:31Holy shit.
11:31This is crazy.
11:32There's two of us.
11:33Why would we be going to the main stage already?
11:35I am feeling just gagged.
11:37I'm sorry, Flores.
11:45Welcome, ladies.
11:46I'm so glad you could join us.
11:49You know, people come and go so fast around here.
11:51We'd like to take this moment to get to know you a little bit better.
11:55Let's start with Denali.
11:57Hey, Denali.
11:58Hey, Michelle.
11:59So tell me about this look.
12:00Well, I'm a professional figure skater outside of drag, so I love to mold the two worlds.
12:04Just when I thought the show couldn't get any gayer, now we have figure skating.
12:09But I have a serious question for you, okay?
12:11Are you more of a Tonya Harding or a Nancy Kerrigan?
12:13I'm definitely more of a Tonya, if you know what I mean.
12:17I know what you mean.
12:19Why?
12:20Why?
12:22Why?
12:24Next up, Lalari.
12:26Hey, Lalari.
12:27Hi, girl.
12:28You know, I always love when a queen comes out missing her trousers.
12:31But she got her jacket on.
12:33So tell us about what does this look say to you?
12:35Yes, Lalari is very sexy, but a little classy.
12:38So this represents the class and the sex.
12:41And the ass.
12:43Of course.
12:44There you go.
12:44Lalari, I wanted to ask you, do you think you could beat Tenali in a lip sync?
12:49Of course.
12:50I think I could beat Tenali in a lip sync.
12:52I mean, she's a lovely girl in awe, but bring it.
12:55Well, we will see about that.
12:58We're doing things a little differently this season.
13:01Two queens, stand before me.
13:05Lip sync.
13:07I absolutely am a lip sync assassin, but not in ice skates.
13:11Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me and save yourself.
13:17Time has come.
13:18Use your lip sync.
13:20For.
13:21Your.
13:23Life.
13:25I'm an entertainer first and foremost.
13:27So, Miss Lalari's about to give you hair, about to bring you fire.
13:30I'm gonna give you everything you need plus more.
13:32Good luck.
13:33And don't.
13:35Fuck it up.
13:36What's up, bitch?
13:38You don't care what you say.
13:40I'm gonna sit every time I turn around.
13:43You're straight and bone, y'all.
13:44Don't show.
13:45Now I've got a compassion.
13:48Boom.
13:48I automatically hit my performance mode.
13:51I'll dig it.
13:51Okay, bitch.
13:52It's time for you to shine.
13:54We all wanna be famous.
13:56So go ahead and say what you wanna say.
14:00I was not expecting to lip sync.
14:02This is not a lip sync outfit.
14:03But I'ma make it work.
14:05When I grow up, I wanna be famous.
14:07And decide to do a cartwheel.
14:08Okay.
14:09Nobody got a haircut.
14:10A little drop-ed in all.
14:11I want to have booties.
14:12When I grow up, be on TV, be on OV, be on NXT.
14:16When I grow up, fish and clean.
14:18No one should put a sip on the sea.
14:20Be careful what you want.
14:22Cause you just like you.
14:24Yeah, girl.
14:24Yeah, girl.
14:27I see a sound of me, I want to play and set up.
14:31Yes, this is true.
14:32Cause without you, no one can do it better.
14:34You can talk about me cause I'm a hot topic.
14:38I see you watching me, watching me
14:40And I know you want it
14:42And I know
14:43I want to be famous
14:44I want to be a star
14:45I want to be a movie
14:46I want to see the world
14:48Drive nice cars
14:49I want to have movies
14:50I want to see you
14:50I'm fresh and clean
14:51Number one cheap
14:52But it's like I don't see
14:53I can tell you what you want
14:55Cause you just start getting ready
14:57Just start getting ready
14:59Just start getting ready
15:02Ladies
15:07Ladies
15:08I've made my decision
15:14I didn't come here to go home early
15:18I was going to bring you out of here
15:21No, no, bring it in
15:26Ladies
15:27I've made my decision
15:29La La Rie
15:30Shantae used to
15:33I'm like
15:34Do I say thank you
15:35Or what?
15:36Okay, girl
15:37What's something I say?
15:38Thank you, girl
15:40Janali
15:41I'm sorry, my dear
15:42But you're getting
15:48Feeling icy
15:49Feeling spicy
15:57I'm unbelievably devastated
15:59I'm just kind of like
16:00Oh my god
16:00I'm going home
16:01Without showing anything
16:02On Drag Race
16:06What?
16:07What the fuck
16:08Is up
16:09On here
16:10I'm Denali
16:11I'm Joey
16:11Nice to meet you
16:12A pleasure
16:12I'm like
16:13I don't understand
16:14Was I not the only one
16:15Eliminated?
16:17Oh no
16:17Look at
16:18They're all the first girl out
16:20I see
16:21On the wall
16:21The Porkchop
16:22Loading doc
16:23And all of these pictures
16:25Of first eliminated queens
16:26From Drag Race
16:27Oh no
16:27Porkchop herself
16:29Shangela
16:29Miss Vanjie
16:30And Dahlia Sin
16:32There's some sort of trickery
16:33I don't know what's going on
16:34I feel like something's
16:35Going to jump out of the box
16:37So here we are
16:38Trying to figure out
16:39What the fuck
16:40Has just happened to us
16:41Are we being sent home?
16:43Am I about to
16:43D-drag at the airport?
16:45Can I call my mom?
16:52Don't let the smooth taste
16:53Fool you, baby
16:55My name is Simone
16:56I'm 25 years old
16:57And I'm the
16:58Ebony in Chandra
17:01Queen number one
17:02All right
17:02Let's do it
17:04My drag is very
17:05Real woman
17:06Very female illusion
17:07It's going to be my spot
17:08Front and center, honey
17:09I love
17:10Strong women
17:11Who've been through things
17:12And if you're black
17:13That's even better
17:13I'm here, bitch
17:16Simone is
17:17The confidence
17:18The essence
17:18She is a goddess
17:20She's everything
17:27Holla at me
17:28I know you know me
17:29Holla at me
17:29I know you know me
17:31Tamisha is here
17:33I am Tamisha Iman
17:34One of the baddest
17:35In the art form
17:36Of female impersonation
17:37I am sassy
17:39I am lovable
17:39But at the same time
17:41I can be the B-I-T-T-H
17:43M-E-B
17:44Hi
17:44How are you?
17:46Nice to meet you
17:46I'm Tamisha
17:47You too
17:47I'm Simone
17:48Nice to meet you
17:48I love the power shoulder
17:50Thank you
17:50I'm into fashion
17:51Here we go
17:52Pageant gal?
17:53Of course
17:53Of course
17:54Yeah
17:54Of course
17:55And the matriarch of the Iman family
17:57Word
17:57I'm the mother of the dynasty
17:59Come on dynasty
18:00Yeah, it's a dynasty
18:01Miss Tamisha is very
18:04No shade, no shade
18:06Like a mother figure
18:07But also like you know that she
18:09Is here to play
18:10And the sleigh
18:14Girl
18:14She done already
18:16To have her
18:19What the hell?
18:21Maybe they hit the button too soon
18:23Just two of them
18:24We ain't even done none yet
18:26We just walked in
18:27Well hello my queens
18:29I want to see both of you
18:31On the main stage
18:33Hit it
18:36What the hell?
18:37Come to the floor
18:38You're supposed to come in the room
18:39We're supposed to come to the floor
18:47Welcome queens
18:48Surprised to see me?
18:50Now it's time to make
18:51A positive first impression
18:53On the judges
18:57Starting with Simone
18:58So I see you've got
18:59Little mini Polaroids
19:01As you're dressed
19:01Oh yes
19:02Are they pictures of you?
19:04Each one of them are pictures of me
19:05A little couple faces
19:06A couple shoes
19:07A couple asses
19:07Pictures too
19:08Uh huh
19:09So does that tell me
19:10That you love yourself?
19:12Um yes I do love myself
19:13I love my drag persona
19:14It saved my life
19:15Where did you grow up?
19:17I grew up in Calum, Arkansas
19:18I dated a guy from Pine Bluff, Arkansas
19:21Oh
19:21Is he your grandfather?
19:23I think so
19:25I knew he said something
19:26About a cross-dresser
19:29So he might be related
19:33All right
19:34Tamisha Iman
19:35I see that you have found
19:37What I have lost
19:38Yep
19:39I did get him
19:40Yeah you sure did
19:41Yeah you sure did
19:41You got him girl
19:41How long have you been doing drag?
19:4430 years
19:44Oh what?
19:46Yeah 30 years
19:47Wow
19:47Do you think your vast experience
19:49Is going to be helpful
19:50Or be a hindrance
19:51In the competition?
19:52Well I'm not as
19:54Great as I used to be
19:55But I'm still as good
19:57As I should be
19:58I'm recently getting over cancer
20:00Because you were cast
20:02On season 12
20:03Yes
20:04On that Friday
20:05I got the call to say
20:07Hey you made it
20:08On that Sunday
20:09I got the call from
20:10My doctor stating that
20:11I had stage 3 colon cancer
20:14And they had to start
20:15Immediately
20:16Radiation and chemo
20:17So it devastated me
20:19You know I
20:20I got so bad
20:21To where I couldn't walk
20:22The cancer and the radiation
20:24Took such a control over me
20:26And knowing that
20:27I could possibly fight
20:28To get back here
20:29Just one more time
20:31I fought it
20:32So within a year
20:33I'm a conqueror
20:34And I'm so thankful
20:36That you gave me this chance
20:37So I'm blessed
20:37Whatever happens
20:38I'm blessed
20:39Alright
20:39God is good
20:40Thank you Tamisha
20:41Ladies
20:42I have just
20:44One more thing to say
20:45Oh
20:46Two queens
20:48Stand before me
20:51Uh-huh
20:53Uh-huh
20:53Ladies
20:54This is your first chance
20:55To impress me
20:56The time has come
20:59Make your lip sync
21:01For
21:02Your
21:04Life
21:07I ain't been here
21:08Five minutes
21:08And y'all doing all this
21:09This is crazy
21:11Good luck
21:13And don't
21:13Fuck it up
21:24You might think I'm crazy
21:25But I'm serious
21:28This fella you know now
21:31What I thought was happiness
21:33Was only more timeless
21:35You can take your bow
21:39It was all just one big night
21:41I'm on the top
21:44Running in a limousine
21:46Would you rock the nasty rock
21:48Which brings us to a stop
21:50As the light is changing
21:54I'm only just running
21:56So I've got to go now
21:58It's the pleasure principle
22:22To me she is giving you Janet Jackson
22:24In a concert darling
22:25The arms
22:26The movements
22:26The d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
22:27I was like
22:28Oh no meyum
22:29This is my stage
22:31If you can't let her have it
22:32This is not her Janet Jackson moment
22:34It's fine
23:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:11Ladies, I've made my decision.
23:15The thing about watching the show, you think you know until you get here, and now you don't know nothing.
23:21Let me take a deep breath.
23:23Because I don't know what's about to happen.
23:29Ladies, I've made my decision.
23:31Simone, Shantae, you stay.
23:36Lower it.
23:38In the seven minutes that we are here, I've literally walked in the workroom, went to the main stage, and
23:42went to lip sync.
23:45What is going on, America?
23:48Tamisha Iman.
23:49I'm sorry, my dear, but that means you're getting the pork chop.
23:57Now, sashay away.
24:00Thank you. I'm always going to be a real girl. Thank you.
24:02Mwah!
24:07Wow.
24:09I'm totally destroyed because this is my second chance, and it's over that fast. Just that fast.
24:13In the blink of an eye.
24:16Hey, cutie.
24:17Well, well, well.
24:19I'm Denali. Nice to meet you.
24:20Joey J.
24:21Nice to meet you, Joey. I'm Tamisha.
24:22Pleasure.
24:23I'm still in shock and awe. They're excited.
24:26Hey girl, how are you? I'm like, why we here?
24:28We're here in a room full of first eliminates.
24:31Oh, are we?
24:32Our picture's going to go there for next season.
24:34No.
24:36I don't feel like it's the end, exactly.
24:40It felt like the end to me.
24:41I got eliminated on that stage.
24:43And that hurt.
24:44Yeah.
24:44But you know it's not RuPaul's Drag Race without a twist.
24:48Bitch, I don't know what you feeling, but at the end of the day, the ladies, they go home.
24:51The bags are packed. We all in this room.
24:52They just letting us come together.
24:53So it'll be one van to take us all to the airport.
24:56You're very hopeful and I get it, but you know-
25:00I'm holding on because I am not accepting elimination just yet.
25:04Bitch, ain't no twist. The twist is we twisted to the door.
25:07The ladies say it go home.
25:13Time to crash the system.
25:16I've got Mick and I'm ready to kill it.
25:22My drag is inspired by fashion and designers like McQueen and Galliano.
25:29Picasso's paintings inspire me a lot.
25:32I love putting shapes on my face where they probably shouldn't be.
25:35She's just a campy, spooky, clown artistry thing, I guess.
25:39I'm not the first person here. I cannot.
25:43I'm so excited to be here on RuPaul's Drag Race.
25:49Thank you. Hold the applause.
25:50I think I'll bring a different angle to this competition.
25:53I am a transgender man.
25:57So, born a girl, transition to a guy, dressed like a girl for money.
26:01Very that.
26:03But I'm so-
26:07No one saw that.
26:09I am an extravagant celebrity makeup artist.
26:13I'm gonna have like a Buffalo Bill moment here.
26:14I've painted Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Tara Tilton.
26:19And so, the biggest misconception about me is that I'm just a makeup artist.
26:23I do so much more and I cannot wait to show these bitches.
26:34She's sickening.
26:37I am Utica Queen, and I am from Utica, Minnesota.
26:40See what I did there?
26:42I am Queen of the Unexpected.
26:44I am the wacky, inflatable, waving arms tube queen.
26:48I'm always dishing a hot dish of ridiculousness to an audience.
26:52And I'm so excited to spread smiles to all the wonderful people in the world.
26:56Oh my gosh. Hi.
26:57I'm Gottmik. Nice to meet you.
26:59A pleasure. Utica, nice to meet you.
27:01Of course. You're paint.
27:02Good morning. Hello.
27:04Hi, how are you?
27:06This is crazy.
27:07So, what type of drag is she? What does she do?
27:09So, I'm really kooky.
27:12It's kind of like if your best friend's a supermodel and she walks into the room,
27:15but then she trips and falls on her face and eats her hunger.
27:19That's me.
27:23She done ready to hand her.
27:27The alarms are going off. The lighting is changing.
27:30My God, I love this lighting, though.
27:32It's matching my outfit, so I'm living for that.
27:36Welcome, queens. Meet me on the main stage.
27:39Because I want to see you sweat.
27:44I'm already sweating.
27:45Ah! What's happening?
27:51Welcome to the main stage.
27:53Woo!
27:54Thank you for having us.
27:55Now, listen, we just want to get to know you a little better.
27:59So, starting with Gottmik, we're going to talk to the judges.
28:03Hey, Gottmik.
28:03How are you?
28:05How would you describe your drag?
28:06I like everything to be kind of Pierrot-inspired, clown, black and white, but with like a vibrant, campy touch
28:14to it.
28:15We can obviously see that you are great with makeup and you've got a great fashion sense.
28:20Yeah.
28:20Would you describe yourself as a lip sync assassin?
28:25I'm not a lip sync assassin, but I can lip sync the house down for sure.
28:30Okay.
28:31Thank you, Gottmik.
28:34Up next, Utica.
28:35Hi.
28:36I want to know how this outfit describes who Utica is and why is there a strawberry on your head.
28:41So, the strawberry.
28:46And it's kind of a testament to me getting through it.
28:51That's so crazy.
28:52It's so dumb.
28:53I love it. Okay, go on.
28:55And yeah, I would say my style is if you took this pattern and that pattern and this pattern and
28:59this pattern and this pattern,
29:00and then shook it all up and then there you go.
29:03But with a touch of polish.
29:05Just a touch.
29:07Are you a little nervous?
29:08I feel it in my nuggets.
29:09You feel what?
29:10I feel it in my nuggets.
29:11Oh, okay.
29:11We all love nuggets.
29:14Ladies, I have a question.
29:17How well do you perform under pressure?
29:22Actually, you know what?
29:23Don't answer that.
29:25I think we're about to find out.
29:28Two queens stand before me.
29:32What?
29:34Right off the bat?
29:36Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me and save yourself from getting the pork chop.
29:44Time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
29:56I'm cracking my nuggets right now.
29:58Full, like, getting ready.
29:59Like, focused.
30:00No one is sending me home on the first episode.
30:03Good luck.
30:05And don't.
30:06Fuck it up.
30:16I'm tired of people lying, saying what they're saying.
30:16I feel the energy all around, and then I feel the energy all around, and my body can't stop
30:22coming down.
30:23But I can tell that you're watching me, and you're probably going to like what you didn't
30:26see.
30:27Well, I just need a little space to breathe.
30:28Can you please respect my privacy?
30:31I'm tired of rumors starting
30:32I'm sick of being followed
30:34I'm tired of people lying
30:36Saying what they want about me
30:38Why can't they back up off me?
30:40Why can't they let me live?
30:42I'm gonna do it my way
30:44Take this for just what it is
30:46Just keep me all back up in the club
30:48People take a picture they began enough
30:50I just wanna give up on the floor
30:51I threw my hands up in the air to the beat like
30:53I gotta say respectfully
30:55I would love it if you took the cameras off of me
30:57Cause I just need a little room to breathe
30:59Can you please respect my privacy?
31:02I'm tired of rumors
31:05Followed
31:06Followed
31:09Why can't they
31:11They
31:11Let me live
31:15Take this for just what it is
31:17I'm tired of rumors starting
31:19I'm sick of being followed
31:21I'm tired of people lying
31:23Saying what they want about me
31:25Why can't they back up off me?
31:27Why can't they let me live?
31:29I'm gonna do it my way
31:31Take this for just what it is
31:38Ladies
31:39I've made my decision
31:43What's gonna happen next?
31:45What's gonna happen next?
31:46This is crazy
31:50Ladies
31:51I've made my decision
31:53Got Mick
31:54Shantae you stick
31:56Oh my god thank you
31:59I fucking just wanna lip sync on RuPaul's Drag Race
32:02Hello
32:03Utica
32:04I'm sorry my dear
32:06But that means you're getting
32:08The pork chop
32:11Now
32:11Sashay
32:12Away
32:13Thank you very much for this opportunity
32:17No
32:17I can't end this soon
32:21I'll get you for this RuPaul
32:29Hey
32:32Oh my god
32:33I am the first one here
32:36I could have gone to the dentist
32:39My name is Rosé and I reside at the busy intersection of Wit Avenue and Fashion Boulevard
32:45Rosé is a comedy queen
32:48Kind of like if Robin Williams and Jim Carrey had a child
32:51What a horrible daughter for the two of them to procreate
32:56Got a little stage going on here
32:58I'm not gonna step on that it might collapse
33:01I had breakfast today
33:02I'm a singer and a dancer
33:04I was on The Voice and America's Got Talent
33:07I'm very competitive
33:08I don't like to lose
33:09But I usually win
33:12I should uh
33:14Probably wipe off his tooth since no one's gonna see it
33:17I'm basically doing shtick for an empty house
33:20Which is not something Rosé is used to I'm proud to say
33:32Lux be a lady tonight
33:37I'm Olivia Lux and I like to light up a room whenever I walk into a space
33:43I consider Olivia Lux as that diva
33:46But that like really nice diva
33:49Like Diana Ross in The Supremes
33:51Oh my god
33:52You look so good
33:54You look amazing
33:55It's so good to see you
33:56You too baby
33:57I think the last time I saw you in drag was literally Lady Liberty
34:01Yeah, where I was a contestant and you were hosting it
34:04I look up to Rosé so much
34:06She is like New York City drag royalty
34:08And now we're in America's biggest drag pageant together
34:12Like
34:15At that time I had been doing drag for like what?
34:18Six months?
34:19Wait, how long have you been doing drag?
34:20Like a year and a half
34:22A year and a half?
34:23Okay, girl
34:24I'm a little surprised to see Olivia here to be honest
34:27Because I would expect Olivia to take just a little bit longer
34:30To be really ripe enough
34:31But her smile is stunning
34:34And I can't wait to knock her teeth out one by one
34:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
34:40Woo!
34:41Woo!
34:42She done ready to hit her
34:44Welcome ladies
34:46What?
34:47Were you expecting more?
34:49Good
34:50Because so am I
34:52Meet me
34:54On the main stage
34:56Ha ha ha
34:56Pronto
34:59Okay, the main stage
35:01Let's go
35:01Let's go
35:03Child
35:03Oh, it is about to start, honey.
35:12Welcome, ladies.
35:13Breathe deep and take in the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent of the queens that came before you.
35:21The smell of hairspray and desperation.
35:25Now the judges want to get to know you a little bit better, starting with Rosé.
35:30What does this outfit tell us about you, Rosé?
35:33RuPaul always says that if you want to make money, you should wear a suit, and I never understood that,
35:38so I wore this instead.
35:40I think I recognize you from New York. Are you part of the girl group with Jan?
35:45Yes, I am Stephanie's child.
35:47Are you planning on lasting a little longer than Jan?
35:49I am absolutely planning on lasting longer than Jan.
35:53Okay.
35:54Up next, Olivia Lux.
35:56Hi.
35:57I would love to know what this outfit says about Olivia Lux.
36:02Well, I do love a good showgirl moment, and I thought I'd go with something that reminded me of a
36:08theater carton.
36:09And a large purse for all those things you have in it.
36:12Exactly. I like to carry my extra eyelashes in this.
36:15If I were to go see an Olivia Lux show, how would it be different than any other drag queen
36:20show?
36:21I really like to incorporate live drag elements, so you may see me sit down at the piano for a
36:26bit, you know?
36:27Well, I love a big organ.
36:30Ladies, we're doing things a little differently this season.
36:34It's all come down to this.
36:37Two queens stand before me.
36:41Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me and save yourself from getting the pork chop.
36:51Time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
36:58For our life?
37:00On day one?
37:02And against rosé?
37:04Good luck.
37:05And don't.
37:08Fuck it up!
37:15I had me a boy, I turned him into a man
37:18I showed him all the things that he didn't understand
37:21Then I let him go
37:27Now there's one in California who's been cursing my name
37:31Cause I found me a better lover in the UK
37:36Until I'm in my getaway
37:41One, two, three, they're gonna run back to me
37:44Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep
37:47One, two, three, they're gonna run back to me
37:50They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave
37:54X's and the O's, they haunt me
37:57Like the O's, they want me
38:01To make them all
38:02They won't let go
38:05My X's and the O's, they haunt me
38:10Like the O's, they want me
38:13To make them all
38:15They won't let go
38:18It sounds so cliche and band camp to say that I am one with the music
38:22But honey, I am one with the music
38:33I have an incredible lip synch for
38:34I'm gonna show the judges that I've got a few tricks up my sleeve
38:37And I'm the bitch to watch
38:40And the O's, they haunt me
38:43Like the O's, they want me
38:46To make them all
38:48They won't let go
38:53X's and the O's, they haunt me
38:55Like the O's, they haunt me
38:56Like the O's, they want me
38:59To make them all
39:01They won't let go
39:04X's and O's
39:13Ladies, I've made my decision
39:16Olivia Lux, shantay you stay
39:20I can't believe it
39:22Thank you
39:22I'm shocked
39:25Rosé, I'm sorry my dear
39:28That means you're getting
39:31The pork chop
39:35What?
39:35Wait, what?
39:37No, sashay away
39:40Thank you
39:43Oh wait, I'm so confused
39:44Me too
39:45I just got here
39:46I haven't done anything
39:48I haven't even opened my suitcase
39:50Am I supposed to like
39:51Leave with a zinger?
39:52I'm not sure what's going on
39:54Bye bye, I think
39:58Didn't your parents ever teach you
40:00Not to play with fire?
40:01Now let's turn it and burn it, bitches
40:03I'm Tina Burner
40:04And I'm New York's
40:05Premier costume comedy queen
40:06I have been a staple
40:08In the drag community
40:08For 10 years
40:10I am just large
40:11And in charge
40:12I'm the Muppets
40:13Take Manhattan
40:13Okay?
40:16I have a reputation
40:17Of being like
40:17Loud and outspoken
40:18I got a lot to say
40:19And I will not be silenced
40:21The fireworks show
40:22Is a
40:25Clean brushes
40:26Thank God
40:27I am literally
40:28Going to light this place up
40:29Fire
40:30Oh my God
40:31Did I just do like
40:31Showgirls?
40:32I did
40:36Woo
40:43The Mackie doll
40:44Is finally
40:45Out of her box
40:46I'm Camora Hall
40:47And I'm Chicago's
40:48Premier Mackie Barbie doll
40:50Camora Hall
40:50Is always living
40:51That rich white woman fantasy
40:52She is just dripping
40:53In luxury
40:54You can smell
40:55The privilege
40:55Off of her
40:56My drag is all about
40:57The glitz and glam
40:58Shine and spark
40:59Will never go out of style
41:01Hi
41:01Oh my God
41:02Miss Big Red
41:03How are you?
41:04Good
41:05Camora Hall
41:06Camora Hall
41:07Camora
41:07Okay
41:08Not Kimora
41:09Camora
41:10Get it right
41:11Camora Hall
41:11That's right
41:12Tina Burner
41:12Oh I know you girl
41:13I know who Tina Burner is
41:15She is a local legend
41:16And even though
41:17She's the only one
41:18There right now
41:18I just know
41:19That she's the one
41:19To watch out for
41:20So who are you wearing?
41:22I'm giving you
41:22A firefighter honey
41:23I'm just
41:23Giving you the whole
41:24Tina Burner experience
41:25From head to toe
41:26I see
41:27She looks like
41:28A sexy hot dog
41:29Right now
41:30Camora's shady bitch
41:32I'm like yes
41:33You can be on
41:34Team Burner
41:39I'm the queen
41:40You want to see
41:40Elliot with two T's
41:42Okay
41:42Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
41:45Okay
41:46Get into it
41:47My girls can't dance
41:48My name is Elliot
41:51With two T's
41:52And I'm the most
41:53Famous drag queen
41:53You ain't never heard of
41:55My drag is
41:56Very much
41:57A housewife
41:58With a secret
41:59I've been doing drag
42:00Since I was 15 years old
42:01Dancing
42:02Acting
42:02Singing
42:03I didn't practice
42:04My autograph
42:04Since I was a baby
42:06For nothing
42:07She looks fun
42:09Sis
42:09She got a windbreaker on
42:11And some pants
42:12And I'm just like
42:13Sis
42:13Did you just go
42:14Power walking
42:14Working with my mom
42:15Hi
42:16Oh my god
42:17Hi
42:17I'm Camora
42:18I'm Elliot with two T's
42:19Hi Elliot with two T's
42:20Hello
42:20All I can think about
42:22Is E.T
42:24Elliot
42:26And I was like
42:27Oh girl
42:28She needs to phone home
42:29And get a new outfit
42:30For the workroom entrance girl
42:32I've seen you before
42:33You were at
42:34A drag brunch
42:35In
42:36Las Vegas
42:37I sure was
42:38That's where I'm from
42:39Does this look very Vegas
42:40Or something
42:40I was curious
42:41What your inspiration was
42:42Here we go
42:43The shade
42:43It's not a shade
42:44I'm really curious
42:45Watch out for her
42:46I'm really curious
42:47Woo
42:49Girl
42:50Is this really happening
42:52Right now
42:54My queen
42:55Mainstage
42:56Now
43:01Get to the mainstay
43:02Is that what it said
43:02I don't understand
43:04What's going on
43:05Trying to raise my eyebrows
43:06But they don't raise right now
43:08All that bow
43:09All that pie
43:11Pain
43:11Wait let me get my purse
43:15Are they moving
43:16Ah
43:20Welcome ladies
43:21Surprised to see
43:23Hello to the judges
43:24Hello judges
43:25Hi
43:25I love you
43:26They're dying
43:28To get to know
43:28A little bit more
43:29About each of you
43:32Starting
43:32With Tina Berner
43:34A bit of a New York legend
43:36Here with you
43:37I'm glad to see you here
43:38That just means I'm old
43:39Well join the club sweetheart
43:41You've got your whole
43:42Fire department thing going on
43:43Does this speak to us
43:44And tell us who you are
43:45I'm like a campy comedy
43:46Sassy queen
43:47So like Tina Berner
43:48Turn it and burn it
43:49Burn it down the house
43:51And so we're here
43:51To put that fire out
43:52With my large host
43:54Yeah
43:56Is it true that you
43:57Were in a boy band
43:59When you were 19 years old
44:00Yes I was in a boy band
44:02After three years
44:02I had to say bye bye bye
44:04You guys were no longer
44:05And sing
44:05No no
44:07We're more like the
44:08Backdoor boys now
44:09You know
44:09Well that's a fascinating
44:10Backstory
44:11I mean we've got a lot
44:12Of back going on today
44:14Back to you Rue
44:18Up next Elliot
44:19Hi
44:20You look like a member
44:20Of Expose
44:21Okay
44:23Yes I love that outfit
44:24Thank you
44:25What does this say about you
44:26I love an 80s throwback
44:28I love a good structured moment
44:29I grew up as a dancer
44:30So the big dancing
44:32Female divas of the 80s
44:33Really speak to me
44:34What kind of dancing
44:35Did you grow up doing
44:36Well not to Brooklyn Heights
44:38Myself but I was a ballet dancer
44:39My whole life
44:40And I worked on cruise ships
44:41For a while as a dancer
44:43And what was your favorite
44:44Port of call
44:45My favorite was Cozumel
44:47You like to party
44:48Don't you
44:48A little bit
44:49Just a little bit
44:52Last but not least
44:53Camara Hall
44:54You know I just watched
44:56Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
44:57Last night
44:57Again for the 80th time
44:59And your hair is serving
45:01Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
45:03That was definitely
45:03The inspiration
45:04You look stunning
45:05Thank you so much
45:06I really love this look
45:08That you have on
45:09Who's the designer
45:10It's an original Bob Mackie
45:12I bought it from an auction house
45:14And I just had to have it
45:15What
45:16I had it reconstructed
45:17To fit my body
45:18Because I'm sample size
45:19That is insane
45:20I love it
45:21Camara Hall
45:22Any relation to our queen
45:24Jada Essence Hall
45:25Jada Essence Hall
45:26Is my big sister
45:27The House of Hall
45:28We're known for great shoulders
45:29And great clavicles
45:30Yes
45:32Oh that's good to know
45:33Well those are some
45:34Very big shoes to fill
45:35She got some big feet
45:36So yeah
45:36Exactly
45:38Thank you Camara
45:39Thank you
45:40Ladies
45:41Show of hands
45:42Who likes surprises?
45:43Me
45:44Oh goody
45:45Three queens
45:47Stand before me
45:52What?
45:53Ladies
45:53This is your first chance
45:55To impress me
45:56And save yourself
45:57From getting
45:59The pork chop
46:01Time has come
46:02For you
46:03To lip sync
46:06For
46:07Your
46:08Life
46:12Nobody puts burner in the corner
46:14Okay
46:14Because I'll tell you what
46:15I didn't come all this way
46:16To watch these bitches beat me
46:17Good luck
46:19And down
46:20Oh yeah
46:22Hey sister
46:23Go
46:24Sister soul
46:25Sister flow
46:26Sister
46:26Hey sister
46:28Go
46:28Sister soul
46:29Sister
46:29Go
46:30He met mama
46:31Locked on an old
46:33Moulin Rouge
46:34Striving a star
46:36For the street
46:38She said
46:39Hello
46:39Hey Jell
46:40You wanna give it a dough
46:42Oh oh
46:43Get you get you
46:44Yeah yeah
46:44Da da
46:45Da da
46:46Get you get you
46:48Yeah yeah
46:48Yeah yeah
46:50Oh yeah yeah
46:51Moulin Rouge
46:52Lattie
46:53Yeah yeah
46:54Thank God
46:55Paul Mackie works for all occasions
46:57I'm feeling confident
46:59And beautiful
46:59I'm killing it
47:00Come true
47:01With the money
47:02In the garden bags
47:03Let them know
47:03We brought that cake
47:04Straight out the gate
47:05All you look into women
47:06Some of us make us for whores
47:07I'm saying
47:07Why spend mine
47:08When I'm gonna spend yours
47:09Disagree
47:10Well that's you
47:10And I'm sorry
47:11I'm gonna keep playing these cats out
47:12Like a child
47:13I'm gonna tie your shoes
47:14Getting love from the Jews
47:15Four badass chicks
47:16From the Rewon
47:17One
47:17Rio
47:18Lady
47:18Mamo
47:22One more time
47:37I'm at Clydesdale
47:38In this battle right now
47:39I'm not in my little
47:40Ponce
47:41It is time to bury these girls
48:14Ladies, I've made my decision.
48:18This is not what day one is supposed to be.
48:23I'm just trying not to throw up.
48:29Ladies, I've made my decision.
48:32I would give up masturbating for a year just to hear Tina Burner, Shantae, you stay.
48:43Thank you so much.
48:46Damn, I just won.
48:48And the choices I made, I will deal with.
48:52That means Kamara Hall and Elliot.
48:54I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both getting the pork chop.
48:59Pork chop.
49:02I don't like pork chops.
49:08Hey, ladies.
49:09Oh, hi.
49:11Okay, what is going on?
49:13Hi, hi, hi.
49:15I'm seeing all these other girls.
49:16I see Denali, my Chicago sister.
49:20I'm normally the queen that knows all the twists and the gags and the goops, but this is throwing me
49:25for a loop.
49:26So y'all just both lip synced?
49:28We just lip synced.
49:29Yeah.
49:29Oh, my God.
49:30Pork chop.
49:31Yeah.
49:31Welcome to all the people who went on first.
49:34They can't send us home.
49:35They can kind of do whatever they want.
49:36Right.
49:36They kind of.
49:37No.
49:37Yeah.
49:38I object.
49:39We're trying to figure out what's going on.
49:40This is what we've been talking about this whole time is, is this the real tea?
49:44Here we all are in the pork chop lounge who famously went home first.
49:49So is that what's going to happen to all of us?
49:51I'm not okay with that.
49:53I wonder what the winners are doing right now.
49:58He won.
49:58Our first challenge is into this.
50:00I know.
50:01Clearly team talent.
50:04Oh, shit.
50:14Everyone in New York City knows Tina auditions every year, and God bless her heart.
50:18She is ancient.
50:19I love her to death, but she needed to get on before she died.
50:23Oh, my God.
50:24New York is in the house.
50:25Good to see you.
50:26Oh, goodness.
50:28Okay.
50:28We've got a New York girl that is a comedy queen and a campy queen.
50:32You always got to watch out for those girls, honey, because they may not be gorgeous.
50:35They may not be gorgeous in the face, but that don't mean shit.
50:38Competition.
50:40Register locked.
50:41I'm guessing you won your lip sync as well?
50:43I did.
50:44Did you?
50:45What's in right here, bitch?
50:46Are we all the winner's circle?
50:47All right.
50:48Winner's circle!
50:49I lip sync against a New York sister.
50:52Her.
50:53Rose.
50:54Rose.
50:54Oh, she's here.
50:57Oh, here we go.
51:00Olivia beat Rose in a lip sync.
51:03Miss Olivia Lux, who's been doing drag for 10 seconds.
51:06So I'm thinking Rose beside herself.
51:08Because, like, Rose is, like, a little more of a seasoned queen.
51:11She got, you know, America's Got Talent.
51:13She's, I was on the voice.
51:15You know, I can sing.
51:17Well, I guess you couldn't lip sync.
51:20Wait, so are the other girls gone?
51:22Do you think they're still here?
51:23They have to be.
51:24They have to be.
51:25It's not us.
51:25I have no idea.
51:26But what I do know is that we're here.
51:29That's not an answer.
51:30We're stunning.
51:31We're winners.
51:32And baby made the best woman win.
51:35Come on.
51:39Did you guys lip sync against each other?
51:41It was us and then one other queen.
51:43Who are you against?
51:44Tina Burnett.
51:45Oh, shit.
51:46She's here.
51:48Tina's from New York.
51:49So are you from New York, too?
51:50I'm from New York.
51:51And Tina won against you beauties.
51:53That fucking bitch.
51:55Me and Tina work in the same circles.
51:57I like Tina.
51:59I don't think Tina likes me.
52:01What in the heck do you think is about to happen next?
52:04We're going to D-drag at the airport.
52:05Our picture's on our way home.
52:06With the rest of the girls.
52:11Attention queens in the pork chop loading dock.
52:14That's up.
52:15The departure van will be arriving soon.
52:18On behalf of the judges, we want to wish you safe travels.
52:23Wherever your final destination may be.
52:28Okay, so everything I just said, forget it.
52:30I guess we're going home instead.
52:31Girl, I told you.
52:33The ladies there, go home.
52:35The ladies there, go home.
52:38For me, this is really, really emotional because this means the world to me.
52:42Like, this is my dream.
52:43And, like, not getting to show the world anything of what kind of drag queen you are.
52:48It's just the period on a really shitty sentence.
52:53Uh, Rue?
52:54Yes?
52:55You do realize you just eliminated half of the cast, right?
53:00Oh.
53:01Oh, okay.
53:02Hold up.
53:03Ahem.
53:06Attention queens in the pork chop loading dock.
53:09All is not lost.
53:11All is not lost.
53:11You all have a chance to return to the competition.
53:14But first, you must give one of your fellow queens the chop.
53:41And remember, no matter what happens next, please enjoy a complimentary copy of my album.
53:47You're a winner, baby.
53:50Let the voting begin.
53:54Wait, for real real?
53:56I don't know.
53:57Um, but I'm the only black girl, so don't vote me off.
54:02Oh, my God.
54:04Girl, gagged.
54:06We just met.
54:07And now we have to send one of us home.
54:10I thought I was already eliminated.
54:12Well, guess what, filler queen?
54:14You might be eliminated again.
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