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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.

Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".

Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.

Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:

Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice
Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak
Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani
Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač
Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik
Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena
Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator
Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...

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00:00.
00:09Look, you see it's a house.
00:13It's a house?
00:18Yes.
00:19It's a house.
00:20It's a house, a house, and you can see it.
00:45Can we have one in the table?
00:48For whom?
00:49For me.
00:51One.
00:53Can we?
00:54We are not a problem.
00:58No, no, no.
01:00You can see, Mr. Helga, 30 years old.
01:06You don't change.
01:08You can't say that I was so old before 30 years old.
01:13You are so old.
01:25Thank you, Mr. Helga.
01:33I am in Nedomic, with Mr. Malnaja.
01:40I am in Nedomic, with Mr. Malnaja.
01:45I have a chance to be able to go to a better place.
01:52I am not able to go to a better place.
01:56I am not a mistake. I am crying.
02:00I am crying.
02:02I am not a mistake.
02:04I am not a mistake.
02:04I am not a mistake.
02:06I am only a mistake.
02:08I am only a mistake.
02:11Here is Mr. Tomislav Jelinčić.
02:15Good morning.
02:18TV RTL.
02:20RTL, the best TV.
02:22Unjetnik Dnevnik.
02:23No Dnevnik.
02:25Imaš Dnevnik na druge dvije TV.
02:26Znaš, ovo su vijesti. Tu doznaš sve vijesti. A tamo doznaš nešto dnevno.
02:31Ne znam.
02:31Ja će mi čovječo, ja sam u nedobnici kod gospodina Malnaja.
02:37U nemilosti kod gospodina Malnaja.
02:42Oću me izbaciti, pa imam kakve šanse da dođem kod tebe.
02:47Znaš, gledaj, ja sam spešenica isto, on je moj predsjednik.
02:50I onda ćemo se mi dogovoriti, ja ću s njim razgovarati, bit će sve u redu.
02:54Probat ću nekako ishoditi neki stastanak s njim, ipak i on, ono, naš, teško je do njega doći, ali mislim
03:00da će biti sve u redu.
03:01Dobro večer, s nama je gospod Dična Iva Gačić, glavna uljetnica informativnog programa TVNove. Dobro večer.
03:14Dobro večer.
03:15Kako ste?
03:16Odlično, kako ste vi?
03:17Jeste mi ovaj, jer imam ja kakve šanse da dođem kod tebe na informativnu emislu?
03:25A šanse uvijek ima, samo je pitanje se li male ili velike.
03:29Pa kad bi se ja vama upucao ovako, bili ja imao veću šar.
03:35Šarman, gotovo neodoljevim, bilo bi mi teška odmrka.
03:38Znači mojam dati otkaz mlnalju.
03:41A ne, ja mislim da bi to malo rejako povrijedilo, onda ja ne bi rađe da mu se dao otkaz.
03:47Hvala.
03:52Pošto čujem da si ti, ti i tvoj sin non stop gledate našu noćnu moju.
04:00A mi smo u kuću čovječe, pa nam treba neka kinta.
04:07Gledali smo danas reprizu, ja sam i noćas gledal i danas i ne mogu bez noćne more.
04:12Evo.
04:14Hvala.
04:18S nama je gospodin Oliverj Mlaka. Kako ste mi?
04:23Jako dobro, hvala vam na pitanje.
04:25Jesite mi ovaj, non stop gledam vaše jeklame, ne.
04:31I kako to da ste se vi odlučili samo na jeklame, a kdo su vam kvizeri?
04:39Well, that's how I decided. I didn't decide to do it.
04:43And for whom do you do it?
04:45Z1.
04:46Well, thank you very much for watching TV Z1.
04:49Thank you very much.
04:51Thank you very much.
04:53My name is Mrs. or Mrs. Minja. How are you?
04:58Yes, great. Thank you very much for your question.
05:13You should do it a little bit more or more.
05:15You should do it more sport and do it more.
05:16You should do it more on the muscle.
05:18Then you will be first.
05:20I'm going to play the player.
05:22We should do it more on the technical side.
05:33You should also do it more on the technical side.
05:40I'm not even in the competition.
05:43It's not for me.
05:45It's okay.
05:47I've got Mr. Sinisa.
05:50I don't want to go in the car.
05:52You're so big.
05:54You're so big, the Hrvatska звезda.
05:55I don't know what to do.
05:57How can I tell you?
06:00You're so big, the Hrvatska звезda,
06:03that I don't have anything to do in the car.
06:06Can I ask you one question?
06:11I've decided to decide to do the job.
06:17I've decided to do the job.
06:17I don't have any chance for you.
06:19I'm not paying for you.
06:20Why do you listen to me?
06:22What have I said before?
06:25You've said that you're the biggest Hrvatska звезda.
06:28No, no, no, no.
06:29Kako je to pitanje, je li ima mjesta za vas?
06:32Naravno da ima.
06:34A placa?
06:35A kolka mi je placa?
06:37E, to je najveći problem.
06:39Ja ću stavit prazan check,
06:41a vi ćete upisat cifru.
06:43Evo, Sinisa me je prihvatio
06:47da kod vas jadim.
06:49Jer mogu ja kod vas jadit?
06:51Ako je direktor tako rekao,
06:53ko sam ja da kažem išta protiv?
06:54Ja bih samo volio da dođe i Braco s tobom.
06:56Jer ti i Braco u dođu ste super.
06:57Iako se stalno, stalno se čupate,
07:00ali kada se zajedno ste super.
07:01Kako se tuče, taj se voli.
07:02Hvala, počinje nam prijenos.
07:05Svima nam je poznato, drage,
07:07da mi gospoda odao televizije
07:09ne postojači medij
07:11i da je upravo televizija tako
07:13proizvodi najviše zvijezde.
07:23Čekaj, ste vi svi dosanci glupio?
07:26Čuj, jaci mi ovaj pokupio.
07:29Sad si pokupio sve nagljade.
07:31Sad si bogat čovjek.
07:33Sad te možemo prijmit u Pešćenicu.
07:35Sad ti na to kažeš.
07:37Yeah, you hear him, sir, the viewer.
07:40Do you know which number I have?
07:42The government, the peasants and the personal card.
07:45Between the first and the 20s.
07:47Where did you go then?
07:49Let me tell you, why are you nominian?
07:54Why am I?
07:55Nominian.
07:57Nominian, I don't know anything.
07:58I don't know anything, I'm a star man.
08:07I hear you.
08:09You didn't get the award, I didn't.
08:13What did you give me the award?
08:16Yes, I did.
08:17Look at your eyes.
08:23What are you doing?
08:29You just go.
08:32What are you doing?
08:34What are you doing?
08:35The other girl.
08:37What do you need?
08:38What do you need?
08:39I want to sing.
08:40When you are singing from the other people.
08:43Can you give someone...
08:45...model?
08:48I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
08:51I don't know.
08:52Because my little teacher teacher taught me.
08:55I know you are 20 years old, I have a bad job!
09:00I know you were a young one!
09:03My mother is a dog.
09:05You know I have to be there when you are going to be this horda !
09:09I have to be not able to get to the table.
09:14I am not able to get my job I do not be able, in the next to me you will
09:19be behind.
09:20and now listen to this
09:21the man will go to the table
09:23everyone will go to the table
09:25from where are you?
09:27from where are you?
09:29because you are always talking about your journey
09:32aha
09:33don't want me to talk to you
09:35because I don't want to talk to you
09:37because I don't want to talk to you
09:39I will start talking to you
09:42hello
09:44and you team
09:45give me a good song
09:47what are you doing?
09:49I am Pipek Pio Pio
09:51I am Pio Pio Pio
09:52what is my name?
09:53what is Stange pio
09:54the new one
10:00good, good, hello
10:00I am on the way
10:03and you can't be good
10:05you can't be the best
10:06you can't be the best
10:09now I am the player
10:11of this
10:11of this
10:15of this
10:17of this
10:18of this
10:19of the
10:20of this
10:21of this
10:21of this
10:21this
10:21from the village of the village,
10:24and how did it?
10:26For two years, we won't get nominated,
10:30and we didn't get nominated.
10:31In truth, we were the best.
10:34And as you said, the best of the worst.
10:38That's why we are known.
10:39Be so happy.
10:43Come on, my name.
10:45When are you in Dalmatia?
10:48I'm here today.
10:49I'm here, I'm here.
10:54Do you have a new clip?
10:55I'm ready.
10:57No one listens.
11:01My dad is a mobile.
11:03I don't have a mobile.
11:05How?
11:05I don't know.
11:07I don't know.
11:12You know what you are,
11:14you are a woman with a mobile?
11:16I don't know.
11:16It's not me
11:17How are you doing?
11:20Okay, can you do it?
11:22Dance, dance, dance
11:23Yes, we are
11:27Serco
11:29Don't go, don't go
11:30Don't go, don't go
11:32Don't go
11:33Don't go
11:33Don't go
11:36Don't go
11:37who ldjf svi
11:38Sa kaj za to?
11:42Misli, slažem se to da smo najbolji, ali se to drugo sve ne slažem
11:46Cijenim svatje mišljenja, publika će prosudit
11:50Pa kako? Jeli su mene i tebe izbacili
11:54Pa ne mogu nasu izbaciti koliko su mi možemo ubaciti
11:57Hahahaha
11:58Hala, molim
12:00Dobio veče
12:03Zdama je
12:04Indija
12:06Izeze!
12:06The most valuable, the most valuable to me
12:10I don't know my friend
12:14I want to be proud of you
12:17I want to welcome you
12:18In the name of my night
12:19just a little bit
12:22I want to see you
12:25in the name of my night
12:26I want you to continue this
12:28Thank you
12:30Thank you
12:30Thank you
12:32Let me give you a good
12:33I don't have any competition.
12:41Can you see me in the next big brother?
12:46If I have a million pounds, I want 50-50 to shoot.
12:54How many chances do I have?
12:55If I have such a big deal.
13:00I want to be with you.
13:03It's hard.
13:04It's hard.
13:06It's hard.
13:07It's hard, but I have to give it to you.
13:09You can't do it.
13:29I have to give it to you.
13:31Oh, oh, oh!
13:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:40Oh, oh, oh!
13:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
13:48Oh yeah, go!
13:49Eat it!
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