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00:00All right.
00:05Mind if I join you?
00:06I see you wearing your pants on the inside today.
00:09Sorry?
00:10Little superhero joke.
00:12Oh.
00:14You know, there's no need to be embarrassed.
00:17Why?
00:17Most kids wouldn't have done what you did.
00:19I didn't do anything. I chased him off, that was it.
00:21Yeah, but still.
00:23It's not a big deal.
00:25You chased him.
00:26What?
00:28I mean...
00:29You actually saw him?
00:31Yeah.
00:32No.
00:33He was wearing nerdy, I couldn't...
00:34So, did you interrupt him?
00:36No.
00:36Skilled in what?
00:37I've got to go.
00:38I'm sorry.
00:45Ah, I'm assuming.
00:47Have you got a minute?
00:48Er, no.
00:48Well, I'm late for, you know, something.
00:51Are you okay?
00:53Yes, why shouldn't it be?
00:54All right, well, do you pay to go for a drink tonight?
00:56I don't know.
00:57Men only.
00:58I mean, we deserve it.
00:59I, er...
01:00Half seven and a bit?
01:05Er...
01:05Well, Sud has agreed to be my wingman tonight.
01:09Wingman?
01:09Yeah, you know.
01:10Flies close.
01:12Intercepts any distractions while I keep my eye on the price.
01:14Which is?
01:17You could at least pretend that this is awkward.
01:21Why?
01:22Look, I was talking to Jay earlier.
01:24When?
01:25I don't know.
01:26Is she okay?
01:27Does she say anything about me?
01:30Jay.
01:33Bye.
01:35I think there's something we need to sort out.
01:38I think there's something we need to sort out.
01:39Kansas City Chiefs.
01:39Yeah!
01:44Gross, please.
01:46I think we can do a bit better than that, thank you very much.
01:50There it goes, guys.
01:53I had the fruit and vegetables, didn't I?
01:54Hmm?
01:55Ran my own business, everything.
01:59I had scales.
02:01You see, the thing is, it's been bothering me for days.
02:06What you did.
02:08Then when you said you chased that guy...
02:09That's not what I'll...
02:12Just forget it, really.
02:14I don't think we can, Jay.
02:16Not this time.
02:20Alright.
02:21Okay.
02:22So I should have said...
02:23We think you need a reward.
02:26What?
02:26I've had a chat with Ian and...
02:29Well?
02:32Well, obviously it was Christian's idea.
02:36What you did for Lucy, I think you should...
02:40I'm gonna do it anyway, but...
02:43Here's 50 quid as a reward.
02:46Well, that was beautiful, Ian.
02:48I'll take it.
02:50Sorry?
02:51Ian, I can't take your money.
02:54Look, this time it's 50, okay?
02:55That's not why I can't take it.
02:57Well, you're turning it down.
02:58Yeah, I am.
02:59Why?
03:01Because...
03:02Because...
03:02It's an insult, that's why.
03:04Who pulled your chain?
03:05That boy risks his life for your daughter and all you offer him is a measly 50 knicker.
03:10Well, since when's 50 quid measly?
03:12At least give him a reward that means something.
03:14Oh, you got something in mind?
03:15Yes.
03:17How's about giving me a job?
03:20How's giving you a job reward him?
03:23If you just give him cash, right, he'll just blow it like an idiot on something stupid.
03:27He's still here.
03:28But...
03:28If you want to give him a proper reward, there's something that means something, then give me a job and
03:32then we both don't have to worry about money, do we?
03:36He's got a point, Ian.
03:38Look, I can't afford to do that.
03:40Well, what about Liz? She wants some time off.
03:42But...
03:42You're going to be tied up with the calf, especially now.
03:47It makes sense.
03:49For everyone.
03:55Happy?
03:58I see we're embracing the concept of happy hour.
04:01Yeah, and I, er, thank you, I need these.
04:03Because I'm not the only person in my family who have got mugged recently.
04:07Oh, come off, he saw Billy's face.
04:09You spread a little happiness.
04:10I don't do happiness.
04:11I'd noticed.
04:12Oh.
04:14Anyway, you weren't much use. Whose side are you on?
04:16I don't think this is about sides.
04:19Christian, it is always about sides.
04:22Yeah, well, don't ask me which one I'm on.
04:26Your wingman's hovering.
04:31And suddenly, Ian's there.
04:33And I see me opportunity.
04:35Whoosh!
04:36I'm right in there.
04:38Did you see me?
04:38I saw my chance and...
04:40Whoosh!
04:41Yeah.
04:41And now I've got a job.
04:43It's all down to you and what you did, you good boy.
04:46We are quids in.
04:48You didn't see that one coming.
04:50No, I didn't.
04:51Are you going to be on Ian's stall?
04:53Correctamundo.
04:54Well, here's a 20.
04:56Leave the washing up and have a drink on me.
04:58Celebrate, both of you.
04:59What? Now?
05:01Would you rather do that?
05:02No, no, no, no.
05:04Look at Peggy.
05:05Well, Peggy won't be a problem.
05:06Good.
05:10Every cloud.
05:17Again.
05:18I gave him a job.
05:20I mean, how generous is that?
05:23It's very.
05:24Because I'm a nice guy.
05:27Hmm.
05:28No.
05:29But do I get any recognition?
05:31Well, I'm guessing not.
05:32No.
05:32I am a prophet without honour.
05:37You are.
05:39You are.
05:39You see.
05:41Maz.
05:43I get taken advantage of.
05:45That's, that's, that's my job.
05:47Okay.
05:48My kids.
05:49Everyone around here.
05:51Really?
05:51Yeah, no.
05:52Because when you're young.
05:53Okay.
05:54You do all the taking.
05:56Yeah, I think.
05:57Teachers.
05:58Parents.
05:59But as you get older.
06:02You are the one that gets took.
06:05It's one of the things of getting older.
06:08It is.
06:09That and the extra nosy.
06:15Well, all them.
06:17I think that's enough, don't you?
06:19Hmm.
06:20Hey, Maz.
06:21You're a good man.
06:23Oh, I don't know about that.
06:24No, no, you are.
06:25No, listen, listen, listen.
06:27You'd never do anything to hurt me.
06:29I can trust you.
06:30No, I'm, I'm not that perfect.
06:32Come on.
06:32Happy hour's over.
06:33Oh, do you know what?
06:34I have worked hard.
06:36All my life.
06:38And you've got no idea what I've been from.
06:42Maudling self-pity hours about to begin.
06:44No, I'll tell you, look, it's been, it's all the lies, the deceit, the bullets.
06:49That's just my first flight.
06:51Come on, let's just get you home, shall we?
06:52What?
06:53Hang on, I didn't finish my prime.
06:55Come on.
06:55I'm here.
06:57I've succeeded.
06:58I am still in my prime.
07:00Of course you are.
07:01Now, you know what?
07:02I shouldn't have to worry about things like Billy Mitchell or Nosa.
07:07Nosa.
07:08Don't ask.
07:10What's the matter with him?
07:11Er, he got taken suddenly drunk.
07:14Dad?
07:15Come on.
07:16Let's get you upstairs.
07:16And babies.
07:18Babies.
07:18That wasn't meant to happen.
07:21What's he on about?
07:22I gave her a choice, you know.
07:24She didn't have to leave, but she chose to.
07:28I gave her a choice.
07:30Is this what a breakdown looks like?
07:34It's not my fault.
07:37Never is, though.
07:40Is it?
07:43Oh, my dumb.
07:45Seriously, is it?
07:50I would've asked Dad that he was sleeping off a hangover.
07:53Say again?
07:54He went out on a bender last night.
07:56Because he's your old man we're talking about, yeah?
07:58Yeah, well, I'm beginning to wonder that myself.
08:00Anyway, just take that from me, yeah?
08:02And there's...
08:03Yeah, this essay.
08:06You weren't at school yesterday, were you?
08:08Who are you all of a sudden?
08:09The truant officer.
08:12Oh, right, so is it because of your old man?
08:13Is that why you're staying at home?
08:14I'm staying at home because I've got to get Bobby to school.
08:17I've got to find cover for the chippy.
08:18I've got to get this lot sorted.
08:20So it's not...
08:21What?
08:22Look, whoever muds you, he's probably long gone by now.
08:28Unless it's someone who lives round here.
08:29Or someone who you know, you mean?
08:32Just take it in from me, yeah?
08:41You know, it's scaring me, you know?
08:43And you didn't the other night, either.
08:45I might not have told my dad, but that doesn't mean I'm some sort of pushover.
08:49I'm not thinking about you at all.
08:51Not anymore.
08:54As far as I'm concerned, you got what was coming to you.
09:17We're making a collection.
09:18For a tree.
09:20For what?
09:21It's for my mum.
09:22A sort of tribute.
09:23And we thought, well, you lost your mum too, didn't you?
09:28What sort of racket?
09:30Abby and Jordan are making a collection.
09:32What, charity, is it?
09:33Sort of.
09:34Yeah, begins at home in my book.
09:35Dad!
09:37Scratches!
09:44Come on, there'll be other people.
09:46Dad, you might have at least heard them out.
09:49Shouldn't you be at school?
09:51What, you mean as well as sorting out Bobby, the Chippy, getting Bianca to cover the afternoons?
09:56Yeah, all right. All right, fair enough, Lucy.
10:00Dad, you are all right, aren't you?
10:04What made you say now?
10:06Not going up till lunchtime, for starters.
10:10No, it's, um...
10:12I just must have had a dodgy prawn in me curry last night and so...
10:15No, I'm fine.
10:17Well, Bobby's not.
10:19He really misses Jane.
10:21He was talking to me about her first thing.
10:25Hey, he'll get over it.
10:27Dad.
10:28He'll have to, all right?
10:30We all will.
10:42I don't get this.
10:43Well, I thought I might help you.
10:45So I get hurt by some maniac, and you think that me getting hurt some more is gonna help?
10:51It ain't about getting hurt loose, it's all about self-defense.
10:54So if it ever happens again, you'll have to do something about it.
10:59Oh, go on, go and get a change here, just give it a go.
11:02We've gone to a lot of trouble here, cleared it with Lucas and everything.
11:08It's two minutes.
11:11Just try and find a punch.
11:13This is ridiculous.
11:14Come on, the bag.
11:15All those punches you've taken affected your hearing or something.
11:17This is for your own good.
11:18No, this is stupid.
11:22What would you do if I was someone who you really hate?
11:26Well, that creepy mugged me, you mean.
11:28What would you do if he was standing right in front of you?
11:30This is really stupid.
11:31What would you do?
11:32Jay.
11:33Hey, come on, Lucy.
11:34Don't you hate him?
11:36Don't you want to get even with him for what he put you through?
11:39Hey?
11:39Come on, Lucy.
11:40I'm someone who you really, really hate.
11:44Hey?
11:44What would you do?
11:45What are you gonna do?
11:46Come on, Lucy!
11:49Hey.
11:51You all right, mate?
11:58Don't tell anyone.
12:01I'm knocked down by a girl.
12:03Hey.
12:04You're sweet.
12:05Don't tell that to anyone, either.
12:09I don't believe this.
12:10I was only trying to help.
12:11Actually, you did.
12:13What do you mean?
12:14I'm gonna do it.
12:15You're gonna do what?
12:17See him.
12:18The pond life who mugged me.
12:23But you can't do this.
12:24Watch me.
12:25I don't get it.
12:26You said you didn't see who mugged her.
12:28Right, that's what you said.
12:30I can work it out, though.
12:33Can't lie, Saeed.
12:35What?
12:36You did it, didn't you?
12:37You mugged me.
12:41You're crazy.
12:47Look, you still can't lie for sure.
12:50Yeah, well, you saw him.
12:52Saeed couldn't get out of here quick enough.
12:54Well, that doesn't prove anything.
12:56Anyway, there's things about him that you don't know.
12:58What things?
12:59Things that put Saeed well and truly in the frame, believe me.
13:02Yeah, but that's still not proof, though, is it?
13:05Yeah, what do you think I'm doing here?
13:07First I get the proof, and then I go straight down to the police station.
13:10What?
13:13I just wanted a quiet word with her, that's all.
13:16Quiet?
13:17Well, okay, well, maybe not that quiet, but I was upset.
13:20I told you I'd read her the riot act.
13:22How do you think Lucy feels?
13:25She'd been mugged.
13:26Then you come up behind her in the dark, bundle her into her house.
13:29I just wanted to spill out a few things to her.
13:31No, you wanted to terrify her.
13:33Well, I had to do something.
13:35She twists you around her little finger.
13:38She always has, always will do.
13:39Yeah, well, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
13:45I can't live like we've been living these past few weeks.
13:49You've handed her a loaded gun, Si.
13:53Surely you can see that?
13:54Well, because I didn't want her blabbing our private business up and down the square.
13:57Well, it's gonna go a lot further than up and down the square now, isn't it?
14:01She's going to the police.
14:03She's gonna say it was you that mugged her.
14:05Well, that's ridiculous.
14:06And she's gonna say exactly why she's putting you in the frame.
14:10So it's all gonna come out anyway.
14:19Well, I've had enough of this, so I'm going to the police.
14:21That is a bad idea.
14:22Look, it's like you're trying to protect him or something.
14:25Jay?
14:26No one needs to protect anyone.
14:33You should sort everything out.
14:36What are these?
14:38Emails I sent from the unit the day you were mugged.
14:41What time did you say you were attacked?
14:44Like, 2.30?
14:47This one's 2.28.
14:50This one's 2.30 exactly.
14:53Next one's 2.31.
14:58I'm sorry for what I said to you.
15:01And I can understand why you may have thought...
15:05No matter what else you think about me...
15:09I don't mug young girls.
15:13It's almost like you wanted it to be Saeed.
15:16I just wanna know.
15:18I hate looking at everyone wondering.
15:21See, could be out there right now watching me.
15:24I can't rely on you to always be around now, can I?
15:28You don't have to.
15:30What, you gonna give me some more boxing lessons?
15:33You ain't gotta worry about getting mugged anymore, either.
15:36What are you saying?
15:39What, you gonna become my full-time bodyguard?
15:42You're really sweet, you know that.
15:45No, I'm not.
15:47Yeah.
15:50Here you are.
15:59Recorded delivery for Miss Sleepyhead.
16:02Did you overdo it at the dance contest?
16:04Please, some of us have got lives.
16:06Well, that one's from Ian.
16:08I recognise it by this spidery, scrawly note he leaves behind at the unit.
16:13You know the ones where he goes, er...
16:15Don't lick the spoons, think salmonella.
16:18Just what I need and won't demand.
16:20Is that gonna be a problem?
16:21I can manage while Sid was around.
16:23Well, at least, er...
16:25There aren't any more bills.
16:30You gonna open it?
16:31It'll wait.
16:32Ian Beale won't.
16:33If I don't find any flatmate, I'll be out on the street.
16:45Oh.
16:46You're welcome.
16:47I've been looking for you everywhere.
16:49Well, you found me.
16:50I thought this might be useful.
16:52You could put an ad in here and take your pick of flatmates.
16:55Ian's decided he's going to find a new tenant himself.
16:58In consultation with you, I hope.
17:00Don't worry.
17:01If I don't like them, they won't last a day.
17:04Right.
17:05And, erm...
17:05The other thing?
17:06Yes, dear.
17:08It'll be fine, Uncle G.
17:10Erm, oranges, please.
17:12OK.
17:27What, Roxy hasn't spoken to you about it?
17:29Well, I knew when Sam did a runner they'd have to cover her surety, but...
17:33I didn't realise it was this bad.
17:34Oh, come on, you two. Stop gassing. We're gonna be late. We should be there by now.
17:38Uncle Christian and I have decided not to go to the service.
17:42What?
17:42Oh, come on, love, you can't do that!
17:45We'll meet you at the reception, yeah?
17:48Oh, you don't mind, do you, Ian?
17:50It's just there's something about weddings that reminds me of executions and...
17:54Well, I am a sensitive soul.
17:56No, no, no, that's, er, that's fine. I'll, erm...
17:59I'll see you both at the, er, reception, yeah?
18:02Alright, see ya.
18:03See ya later, Dad.
18:06The ridiculous thing is, he wants to help.
18:09What, Ian does?
18:10Yeah. And he can. It's just, the fool won't let him.
18:13Yeah, well, there is a history there, Liz.
18:15Yeah, but that's the point.
18:16Look, do you really want Roxy and Ronnie to go bankrupt?
18:18Because two grown men can't stop behaving like silly schoolboys?
18:22Oh, I get it. And you think if I speak to Roxy...
18:25Would you, Christian?
18:27It's just, she won't be going to the service either,
18:29cos she'll have to prepare for the reception.
18:31She'll probably be over at the Vic now.
18:41Er, hello?
18:42Back door's open.
18:43Yes, sweetie. Why do you know the wedding?
18:45Mwah, you know me. Too much happiness and I'm depressed.
18:48I was just wondering if we could have a brief chat.
18:51Yeah, okay. Let's go upstairs.
18:54The Dean put you up to this.
18:56Look, I know what he's like more than anyone.
18:58But if you're in trouble...
19:00Phil hates him!
19:01He's holding out an olive branch here, darling.
19:03I mean, what's worse?
19:05Swallowing a bit of pride?
19:07Or being left completely skint?
19:10At least talk to him.
19:13I knew there was something I had to tell you.
19:14What?
19:15I love you.
19:18You're drunk.
19:19And you love me.
19:20Mirror's watching Packet Inn.
19:25And all the self-deception in the world is never gonna change that.
19:30Hey, hey, what are you doing?
19:32Glasses.
19:33You can't just chuck people out.
19:35Lock the doors and call it a private party.
19:36Isn't that like we don't need the money?
19:38It's a bit more than that.
19:39And why have you turned Ian down?
19:40So I'd rather cut my arm off than me and Dad to two in.
19:43Phil, it is money as well, yeah?
19:47Whiskey, please.
19:49Large.
19:51Crikey.
19:52What's yank your chain?
19:53Two words.
19:54Ian Bleeding Beal.
19:55I'll be drowned in this stupid hot tub.
19:58I'm sorry, did you just say Ian's got a hot tub?
20:01Ian!
20:05Should I say Hugh Hefner?
20:07I'm certain.
20:07What the hell do you think you're doing?
20:09How do you mean?
20:10Well, take it, if you can pay for this, you can afford to pay for the loan for the cap
20:14repay.
20:16It's not as easy as that.
20:18Explain it to me.
20:19Well, I'm happy paying off the loan month by month like we originally said.
20:24While you sit on a great big pile of spending money.
20:26Yeah, because I can offset a loan against my tax.
20:27So it doesn't bother you that Masala Queen, who loaned you that money in good faith,
20:32could do with that money right now than later?
20:34Look, Masud, I'm really grateful for the loan, I am.
20:37But I'm really happy with the terms that we originally agreed.
20:39Cheers.
20:45Oh, just one question.
20:48What's the point of having a hot tub if you're in it all by yourself?
20:56Cheers.
20:56Cheers.
20:57Cheers.