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00:00Janine, I've nowhere else to go.
00:03Well, I'm sure your new career will pay for a sweet little hovel somewhere.
00:07Tanya chose me. I didn't exactly twist her arm.
00:09Look, you're welcome to the job, all right?
00:11Booties is nothing but a chav magna anyway.
00:14I'm sure Saeed will have something to say about this.
00:16Like I care what that little mummy's boy thinks.
00:18You have no income. Your pride won't help me pay the rent.
00:21I'm actually due a wedge today, all right? I have ways and means.
00:25Yes, so I've heard. Selling your body for money?
00:27Your father would have been really proud.
00:29I want you out by the end of the day.
00:32Or I'm gonna change the lock.
00:36Thanks.
00:39The room. I saw the advert in your window. Is it still free?
00:42As a matter of fact, yeah.
00:44It's Kadar. Destiny at work.
00:47I thought you had somewhere.
00:48I am not paying good money, Slew with Vermon.
00:50Janine's got rats.
00:51Janine is the rat. I should call pest control.
00:54Do everyone a favour. So, when can I move in?
00:57Are you allergic to dogs?
00:59You've got a dog?
01:00Sugar's as good as gold, really.
01:02No one on the other hand.
01:03Another pet?
01:04He's my son. He's six.
01:06It's a box of mischief.
01:08I love children.
01:20What are you doing?
01:22Hiya.
01:23Er, no, nothing. I was just tying up my shoe vest.
01:26I thought you were at work.
01:27Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm just going.
01:30What are you hiding?
01:31Er, nothing. Nothing's just a bit chilly for this time of year, don't you think?
01:35What are you hiding?
01:36Nothing, Sid.
01:37I'll tell you what I have to do.
01:38Yeah, all right, all right, okay, okay, okay.
01:40Is that a new job?
01:42Yes.
01:43Yes, I'm a cloakroom attendant.
01:45You know, work hard. Two years, I might get promoted to glass collector.
01:48Oh, job's a job, Bradley. At least you jumped at the opportunity.
01:52I've just passed you by otherwise.
01:55You okay?
01:57Would you, um...
02:00I don't suppose you'd, er, move in with me.
02:04What?
02:06What?
02:07Were you dead set against it last week?
02:09I know, I was scared.
02:11But why shouldn't we move in together?
02:13You're a nice guy, you're a fantastic one.
02:15Is that a yes, then?
02:25I know I could get used to this.
02:26It's ages since I've had champagne.
02:28Well, it's carbon.
02:29We could pretend.
02:30Yeah, well, you'd better put it on ice.
02:32You won't go to work.
02:33I know he's gonna be back any minute from his mates.
02:36It's just induction, coats, hangers, how hard can it be?
02:40Yeah, well, five minutes wouldn't notice much.
02:42Oh, I can't wait to tell him.
02:44You know, maybe we should do this properly.
02:46Decorate the flat.
02:47Nothing special, just the lick of paint.
02:48Oh, yeah.
02:49Yeah, I don't see why not.
02:53Er...
02:55Janine changed the lock.
02:57She threw my stuff out onto the street.
02:59What's she doing here?
03:01See, Amira, the thing is, there's been a slight change of plan.
03:05I've asked Bradley to move in.
03:10Fine.
03:11I'll just sleep under the bridge with the winos and drugs.
03:15No, no, no, it's fine.
03:16No, no.
03:17You can move in.
03:18But...
03:19You know what?
03:20I've already got a roof over my head, haven't I?
03:22I mean, you can't just see her out on the street, can you?
03:25Quite a gentleman.
03:26Yeah.
03:27He's my gentleman.
03:30Well, I'll have them.
03:31There you go.
03:32Flatwarming present.
03:33Oh.
03:34Thanks.
03:45You wanna watch those things?
03:47Might hurt yourself.
03:48Where is everyone?
03:49Mum, Dad and Jane are doing their double glazing dinner.
03:52And you were half an hour late.
03:54Yeah, sorry.
03:55I was busy.
03:56Six, I said.
03:57Oh, no.
03:58Well, I can't do it all on my own.
03:59Well, is it just us?
04:00Plus, Mum's been on the phone twice already and it's only just gone 6.30.
04:06Anyway, you're here now.
04:09Yeah, about that.
04:12What?
04:13Well, I can't stay very long.
04:14Well, why not?
04:15I've got a date.
04:16Like I said, I was busy.
04:18You're late because you picked someone up?
04:19Yeah, you know, I said I'd meet him in the Vic later.
04:21Well, what about here?
04:22Ambience is all wrong.
04:23The ochre needs dicing.
04:32Look, when you've finished that, there's lamb marinating in the fridge.
04:35You do realise we're never gonna get this done?
04:37Well, we can't afford not to.
04:41Skewers on the side.
04:45It was his eyes, I noticed.
04:46What?
04:47Marks.
04:48Noticed them right away.
04:49Look, I've worked it out.
04:50Three pieces per skewer.
04:51Piercing blue eyes.
04:52So don't run out.
04:53What's to be a surgeon?
04:54Well, those eyes will come in handy then.
04:57I see Karachi's on its way out.
05:00Sorry, she's painting.
05:01Taking it down already?
05:02I'm getting some glass pudding.
05:03It's a surprise for Mum.
05:04I don't want it getting damaged.
05:05No, I could see that that would be a tragedy.
05:06Look, that lamb done yet?
05:07Not yet.
05:08Hurry up.
05:09We haven't got all night.
05:10Yeah, me especially.
05:11You know, I always wanted to travel.
05:12Do you mind?
05:13I'm trying to concentrate.
05:14And it's hard when you're...
05:15Never know.
05:16I might go with Mark.
05:17I don't need this.
05:18Oh, come on.
05:19I'm only mucking with that.
05:20No, it's fine.
05:21Go.
05:22Have a fun time with Marty.
05:23Mark.
05:24Whatever.
05:25I'll get more done by myself.
05:26All right.
05:27Only if you're sure.
05:28Go.
05:29Stay!
05:54I can't.
05:55It's like someone's super glue.
05:56Give it here.
05:57I'll give you the man.
05:58You're not doing it right.
05:59I think I know how to open the jar.
06:00Give it to me.
06:01Let go of it, will you?
06:02Let me!
06:03Oh!
06:04It's trashed.
06:05Till tie-dye makes it come back.
06:06You think this is funny?
06:07No.
06:08Yeah, you're all cut up about it.
06:09Look, I said sorry.
06:10You're ruining my evening.
06:11I doubt it.
06:12Well, you think I did it deliberately?
06:13First you get me here alone with you, working through the night.
06:15So that's just how I work out.
06:16And then I tell you I've got a day, you lose your rag, tell me to go.
06:20That's not why I...
06:21From the minute my apron's off, you pull this jar routine.
06:23And before I know it, I'm a walking chutney.
06:25It was an accident.
06:26It was an accident.
06:27No, no, no, no.
06:28I don't know.
06:29I don't know.
06:30I don't know.
06:31I'm a little bit of a thing.
06:32I don't know.
06:33I don't know.
06:34I don't know.
06:35I don't know.
06:36I don't know.
06:37I'm a walking chutney.
06:38It was an accident.
06:40No such thing as accidents.
06:42I'm a philosopher too, are we?
06:44Do you know what passive aggressive means?
06:46I have a good idea.
06:47Thanks.
06:48You know, being hostile but not having the guts to show it.
06:50You think I'm hostile?
06:51You ruin my clothes, which ruin my evening.
06:53Why would I want to do that?
06:54As if you don't know.
07:01You're pretending not to be jealous or no.
07:03Oh, don't be ridiculous.
07:04Come on, then.
07:05Tell me I'm wrong.
07:06There's a lot of work to be done, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste time.
07:09See?
07:10Passive aggressive.
07:11Oh, shut up!
07:12You want to get that looked at.
07:13Well, how's that?
07:14Aggressive enough for you?
07:15Hey!
07:16Don't do that.
07:17I don't want to hide my hostility, do I?
07:19Saeed!
07:20Don't hit me with Dal.
07:24Saeed!
07:26Get off me!
07:31What is the matter with you?
07:34No, that really was an accident.
07:53Sorry.
07:54That's not important.
07:55When Mum finds out, my life will be over.
07:58But apart from that...
08:01You should call Mark, tell him you'll be a bit late.
08:03Don't matter.
08:04You should, he'll be waiting.
08:05You don't exist.
08:08I don't understand.
08:10Why?
08:11To get your attention.
08:13See if it bothered you, which it did.
08:16Didn't it?
08:17Christian!
08:18Tell me you're jealous.
08:19Tell me you don't feel something.
08:21What I feel doesn't matter.
08:22Yeah, well, it matters to me.
08:23Well, it can't.
08:25You and me...
08:26There is!
08:27No, you and me.
08:28It never happened.
08:29It was a mistake.
08:30I don't believe that.
08:31Well, it has to be.
08:32Why?
08:36Have I made this mistake before?
08:38What?
08:39Is this the first time it's happened?
08:40Yes!
08:42No.
08:45I don't know.
08:49A couple of times.
08:52Four.
08:53What, one night stands?
08:55Your choice or theirs?
08:56Mine.
08:57They okay with that?
08:58I didn't ask.
08:59Well, what if I'm not okay?
09:00What if I don't want it to be a mistake?
09:02I'm sorry.
09:03What if it was something that meant a lot to me?
09:04That felt right?
09:05And good?
09:06Don't!
09:07It wasn't some zipless one night stand.
09:08It wasn't anything!
09:09Enough of those to know the difference.
09:12Please, Saeed.
09:13I know what it was.
09:15Why fight it?
09:17Why fight me?
09:19Look, I'm a good boy.
09:21I love my family.
09:22I go to prayers.
09:23I observe.
09:24I'm a good Muslim.
09:26Look, I'm gonna make something in my life.
09:29Look, consolidate things now and after.
09:33I've got ideas.
09:35Already.
09:36Plans.
09:38Start a business.
09:39Build an empire.
09:41I'm gonna have a lovely wife.
09:44Gorgeous kids.
09:46I'm gonna be someone.
09:48Respected.
09:50And there isn't room for...
09:54anything else.
09:55You just deny it.
09:58So you just deny it.
10:00Is that how it works?
10:02To deny something, it has to exist.
10:05What you're talking about, it's like trying to buy a poppadom in a chip shop.
10:09Please.
10:10It just can't be done.
10:12Forbidden.
10:13Surely you're not the first person that's realised that it's...
10:15I haven't realised anything.
10:16Come on, Saeed.
10:17You can't just...
10:18What?
10:19Pretend?
10:20Live a lie?
10:21Why not?
10:22Because at some point, you have to be honest.
10:24What?
10:25And be like you.
10:26Is that so bad?
10:27I don't want an industry with one-night stands.
10:28You think I do?
10:29If I'm with someone, I want it to mean something.
10:32So do I.
10:33I want a mirror.
10:38Not!
10:39Not bad.
10:41Yeah, I can't believe we've got it done.
10:42Me neither.
10:43We make quite a team.
10:46Here you go.
10:47You sure?
10:48I'll tidy up.
10:50I'm...
10:51sorry about your clothes.
10:53What, these all things?
10:55Sorry about the picture.
10:56A bit of tape, no one will notice.
10:58Yeah, provided they don't look too closely.
11:02Yeah, goodnight.
11:03Christian.
11:15You could give me a hand.
11:19Funny.
11:23Look, I can explain.
11:26It was...
11:27Bobby!
11:28Yeah, Jane asked me to look after him.
11:30Sorry, it was...
11:31Well, it was an accident.
11:33Yeah, look, sorry, Mum.
11:34It's not your fault, is it?
11:36That Bobby Beale is out of control.
11:37I tell you, his parents let him run wild.
11:40You just wait until I get a hold of Jane.
11:41Look, don't do anything stupid.
11:44Look, I thought we were going to the wholesalers.
11:46We're low on everything after last night.
11:49Fine.
11:53We can't let her near Jane.
11:54Why do you think I'm taking her to the wholesalers?
11:55Well, she's gonna have to come home eventually.
11:56Look, you keep Jane occupied.
11:58I'll do the same with her.
12:00We'll keep them apart until she calms down.
12:02Well, how long's that gonna take?
12:03About three years.
12:04Where are you going?
12:09The OK Corral.
12:10I've got to get Bobby a cowboy hat.
12:11Well, from the market?
12:12Well, you can't.
12:13What?
12:14I mean, what about the calf?
12:15Cale's in there.
12:16Bianca is about to throw that coffee machine out the window.
12:19Come with you, Charlotte.
12:21Come.
12:22I swear, babe, it was hissing like a snake with PMT.
12:28It always does that.
12:29Does he think I can't cope?
12:30He's just having a bad day.
12:31All right, look, now you're back, I'm off.
12:33Whit, have you not got a shift at the car locks today?
12:35No.
12:38Cappuccino.
12:40Go on, you can do it.
12:41Be right here.
12:43Christian will sort you out. Enjoy.
12:44Jane!
12:45Can you bring it over?
12:47Today would be nice.
12:49Charming.
12:52You've been working so hard lately.
12:54Why don't we go home?
12:55I'll put the kettle on.
12:57I'll run you a nice, relaxing bath with lavender.
12:59Jane!
13:03Mum, wait.
13:04Please.
13:07What have you got there?
13:09Oh, it's Bobby's for the contest.
13:12What do you think?
13:14It's very cute.
13:18That painting meant a lot to me, eh?
13:20Irreplaceable.
13:22Maybe now you'll teach Bobby that he has to have respect for other people's belongings.
13:27You've clearly lost your mind.
13:28I mean, what are you talking about?
13:30Your child.
13:31Destroying everything in his path yesterday.
13:33Bobby, you wouldn't know how to fly.
13:34He shouldn't even have been at the unit.
13:35What?
13:36Christian said that...
13:39Christian?
13:42Sorry?
13:43It was an accident.
13:46You destroyed my painting?
13:47And blamed a five-year-old?
13:49It just jumped out of my mouth.
13:51I'll buy you a new painting.
13:52One that's actually done by someone who can paint.
13:55The whole point is that you had done it for me.
13:58So now you better fix it!
14:00And you better find Bobby another hat!
14:01It's a good one of my day today.
14:02Where have we gone?
14:03Oh!
14:05What are you doing here?
14:07Being a good Samaritan.
14:09Without the phone.
14:10Why is everything such a joke to you?
14:11Well, if I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying.
14:12I just thought you might need a hand, that's all.
14:13Not from you.
14:14What's wrong with me?
14:15Where do I start?
14:16Maybe with the fact that you destroy everything you touch.
14:18I'll get this fixed quicker on my own.
14:19You love me, really.
14:20Gross.
14:22Grow up.
14:23Your wish is my command.
14:51What are you doing?
14:53We don't have giant seagulls in Pakistan.
14:56Well, we don't have them in London either.
14:58I just thought it might detract from the whacking great hole.
15:01Are you determined to ruin my life?
15:04You saw how much that painting means to my mum.
15:06Well, you're hardly Van Gogh, are you?
15:08How can you say that?
15:09Being a painter is my dream.
15:10It's all I've ever wanted.
15:12Do you want to destroy that too?
15:14Si, I'm sorry, alright?
15:16I didn't realise it meant that much to you.
15:19Gotcha.
15:21Yeah, you have.
15:29Come back to mine.
15:33Okay.
15:39I would like the full works.
15:41The full Monty.
15:42The full fullness of a full breakfast.
15:45Someone's happy?
15:46Happy and hungry.
15:52Alright.
15:55Coffee to go, please.
15:59You got a sec?
16:00Sure.
16:02What can I do you for, handsome?
16:03You wouldn't, you know, say anything to your sister.
16:07In fact, to anyone.
16:09About what happened.
16:11Me?
16:12Course not.
16:13Promise.
16:14Me.
16:15My lips are sealed.
16:18I suppose there's not much to tell.
16:20Really?
16:21People do stupid things.
16:23I don't think it was stupid.
16:26I thought it was beautiful.
16:30Well, anyway.
16:31As long as we've got that sorted.
16:32Cheers.
16:33Thanks.
16:34Cheers.
16:35Thanks.
16:36Now, that is a waste.
16:37I don't know.
16:38What's my appetite?
16:39What?
16:40You in love or something?
16:41What, me?
16:42Kidding.
16:43Well.
16:44What?
16:45Who is it this time?
16:46It isn't anybody.
16:47Well, at least give me a name.
16:48Said.
16:49Have you seen him?
16:50I was in earlier.
16:51I've been trying to call him, but he's just not answering his phone.
16:54Anyway, I better be-
16:55Don't be squirming out of this.
16:56He's met someone.
16:57Jane.
16:58Tell us then, is it the same one as before?
17:01Oh, well, it must be serious.
17:03You never care about anyone for more than a day.
17:07What it is, is the same-
17:08All day I am.
17:09Well, I just don't know what you doing.
17:13It's a real thing.
17:14It's a real thing.
17:15No, not just a real thing.
17:17Are you kidding?
17:18Oh, no.
17:19No, no.
17:20No, no, no.
17:21No, thank you.
17:22What it is, is private.
17:25We can keep a secret.
17:27Yeah, come on. You never said last time.
17:30Who is he? Do I know him?
17:47Hi.
17:48What are you doing?
17:53Nothing.
17:54Mates, two of us.
18:03Problems?
18:04Sorry, do I know you?
18:05No, I'm just being a mate.
18:07Yeah, well, we're not mates.
18:08Well, we could be. I mean, look at us both sitting here doing nothing.
18:11Salid!
18:12Hiya.
18:13What are you doing? I've been calling you.
18:15Yeah, I know. I was just... you know, I was...
18:18We were just sitting here chatting. It's funny how time flies, innit?
18:20What?
18:21And who are you exactly?
18:22I'm just a friend.
18:23She is not a friend.
18:24You kept that a secret. Anything else I should know?
18:26Amira, I do not know this girl. I swear. Tell her.
18:29No, honestly, we are just mates.
18:31Right. I see.
18:32No, wait.
18:33Maybe you could call me when you're less... tied up.
18:37What are you playing at?
18:40Amira!
18:45I wondered when you'd show up.
18:48Yeah, well, I had some stuff to sort out.
18:50Well, you might have a bit more earlier.
18:51Bumped into Amira earlier.
18:52Me too.
18:53Pretty awkward, considering.
18:54Look, I thought I told you. Me and you. It was just a stupid mistake.
18:57One we keep making.
18:59Yeah, well, don't worry. It won't happen again.
19:01You sure about that?
19:02Drop it, Christian.
19:03Bit difficult.
19:04Only believe me, this isn't like me. Normally I can take it or leave it, but...
19:09I like you.
19:11Hell, you're wasting your time.
19:12Really?
19:13Absolutely.
19:14You do know what's going on here?
19:16Yeah, nothing.
19:17What happened between us wasn't an accident.
19:20And it'll happen again and again.
19:22Look.
19:23I'm with someone.
19:25A girl, in case you didn't notice.
19:27I think you're the one that didn't notice.
19:29Said!
19:32I have just seen a rather upset Amira.
19:35Look, I told her.
19:36It was just the girl from the market store being weird.
19:39It's nothing.
19:40Obviously not to her.
19:42Look, I'll sort it later.
19:43No, you should sort it now.
19:45Look, I may not always have liked this girl, but I can see that she's been good for you.
19:48I haven't seen you this happy in ages.
19:50I know.
19:51She's great.
19:53Brilliant.
19:54Good.
19:55Then you should make it up to her.
19:56I mean, how many girls do you have to meet before you find the right one, huh?
19:59Tell him, Christian.
20:00Tell him he's going to have to make a decision at some point.
20:03Yeah, I'd say you do.
20:06Do you see?
20:07So go on.
20:08Go and tell her how you really feel.
20:17Well?
20:19Where is she?
20:20I don't know.
20:21I haven't spoken to her yet.
20:22Said!
20:23I know.
20:24I know.
20:25It's just...
20:26There's a lot more to this.
20:27Loads more.
20:28Meaning?
20:30I wish I could tell you.
20:35Said, listen.
20:36Love isn't a picnic, all right?
20:39It's not like it is in a movie or in a book.
20:42In truth, it is really hard work.
20:45But you've met someone that you like.
20:47A lot.
20:48And it would be a crying shame to let this one slip away.
20:51It's difficult, Mara.
20:52So much is expected of me.
20:53Why can't I just be and do what I want?
20:55Hey.
20:56No one's saying that you can't.
20:59You just have to be brave.
21:01And just be true to yourself.
21:03That's all anyone can ask of you.
21:14Guess who?
21:17Came to say sorry.
21:18I've been meaning to as well.
21:20I shouldn't have reacted like that.
21:22It's just...
21:23Well, I got jealous.
21:25I've never felt this happy before.
21:27And...
21:28And I don't want to lose you.
21:30Really?
21:32What we have...
21:34Is something special.
21:38I love you, Said.
21:39Indeed.
21:43Look, I've got to make a call.
21:45Sorry.
21:46Have I said something wrong?
21:47No, just...
21:48Let me make this call.
21:55Hey, Mum.
21:56I need to see you.
21:57I need to see you.
22:03You around later?
22:05In the Vicks, eh?
22:06Can be.
22:07Why?
22:096.30.
22:10Be there.
22:12And?
22:14You'll see.
22:23Oh, yeah.
22:25Said said to meet a minute.
22:27Yes.
22:28Yes, he did.
22:29And not just us.
22:30No?
22:32Who else is coming?
22:33Oh, just Amira now.
22:34Masuda and Tamwa couldn't make it.
22:36Any idea why he wants to see us?
22:39Just have to wait and see.
22:47No dad or Tamwa?
22:48A bit short notice for them.
22:50Right.
22:53That's just Amira, then.
22:59I suppose it's now or never.
23:01Just be yourself.
23:02Sorry.
23:03I just got your message.
23:07Amira, there...
23:10There's something you need to know.
23:15In fact, there's something you should all hear.
23:23Amira, this isn't easy, but...
23:33Will you do me the very great honour...
23:36...of marrying me?
23:47Said.
23:49It's me.
23:50Sorry for leaving you a...
23:52...thousand messages.
23:53I appreciate you probably still celebrating.
23:56I just...
23:58...wanna talk.
24:00Then...
24:01...sorry for ringing all the time.
24:04I just...
24:06...don't understand.
24:08I'm not angry, okay?
24:10I swear it.
24:12Just be nice to talk, that's all.
24:23I've been calling you.
24:25Yeah, I noticed.
24:26What is it, ten times now?
24:27Look, I'm sorry, all right?
24:30Still in shock?
24:32Well, don't be.
24:34Do you help make up my mind?
24:36That it, then?
24:38Get married, settle down, have kids?
24:40Well, he looks that way.
24:42Running away.
24:45Hiding.
24:47Not gonna change who you are.
24:49This is me, Christian.
24:51I'm getting married in the morning.
24:55Ding-dong, the bells are going to shine.
24:59Wasn't a dream.
25:01Come on, we need a pow-wow.
25:02A wedding pow-wow.
25:03Sabbath lunch later.
25:05I'll get mass, I'll get time, and they'll probably want you to replay that...
25:08...that whole big moment.
25:09Yeah, no worries.
25:11I still can't believe this is happening.
25:12Yeah, it's...
25:13...it's incredible, babe.
25:15Anyway, I, um...
25:17Better be off.
25:18Not so fast.
25:19You see, we need a fronk.
25:22A what?
25:23A fronk!
25:24Oh, come on!
25:25You've seen the movie, haven't you?
25:26Father of the Bride.
25:27He's a really camp wedding planner.
25:29Hmm.
25:30Yes, you could be fronk.
25:31You'd be a great fronk.
25:32Everyone needs a fronk.
25:36I love you.
25:40Where do you want this lot?
25:41Oh, and stick them on the table there, yeah?
25:42I had the same choices once.
25:49Could have...
25:51...lived a lie.
25:53There was a woman.
25:56Could have got married, settled down, had some kids, who knows?
25:59Might even have worked out.
26:00I'm sorry you're taking it hard, but you need to let this go.
26:03So you're telling me there's nothing there for me?
26:05No.
26:09What are you doing?
26:12That feeling.
26:13It won't just evaporate.
26:15I'm with a mirror.
26:17I love her.
26:18Totally love her.
26:19But you're not being fair on her.
26:22Or me.
26:23Not being fair.
26:24I'm marrying her.
26:25And when you hold her hand?
26:28What's that like?
26:30You can't hide from it.
26:33It just doesn't work like that.
26:40I can't believe it.
26:41Finally.
26:43I see grandchildren.
26:45I hear them.
26:46I can even smell them.
26:48You've made me so proud, Papu.
26:49Papu.
26:52There were moments when I thought it would never happen.
26:54Well, it is.
26:55Come on.
26:56We've got so much to plan.
26:57Where's that Frank when you need him, huh?
26:59I don't think he should be involved.
27:01Come on.
27:02The more the merrier.
27:03I want this wedding to be huge.
27:05I want everyone to be there to see my son on the happiest day of his life.
27:13Okay, Frank.
27:14What have you come up with?
27:15Please don't call me that.
27:16But it's funny.
27:17Yeah, maybe for you.
27:18Oh, someone's not in a wedding mood.
27:19He's not the one getting married.
27:21Oh, don't worry, Christian.
27:22Your day will come.
27:23Send them.
27:25Maybe not.
27:27But you know what I mean.
27:29Gay people can get married now.
27:30It's absolutely acceptable.
27:32They can even adopt.
27:33Isn't that right?
27:34Yeah.
27:35I actually came close to having a daughter once.
27:37How do you know so much about it?
27:38I'm gay.
27:39How do you think?
27:40Hey.
27:41Don't even joke about it.
27:42I mean it.
27:43Shouldn't we be talking about Amira and Saeed?
27:45How much will all this cost, anyway?
27:47Well, it depends on the size, isn't it?
27:48I mean, I want to invite everyone.
27:50Friends, relatives, family.
27:51I am thinking a three-day festivity.
27:53Okay.
27:54Before you start, I don't want any of that.
27:58Like, for when I get married.
27:59You'll marry like I tell you to.
28:01Okay.
28:02Does it have to be that big?
28:03Well, you know, we could cut a few corners, couldn't we?
28:05But we want the best that money can buy.
28:07Yeah, but I just don't want to be a burden, that's all.
28:10Families will share the cost.
28:11It still seems like a lot of money, though.
28:13Yeah, well, you could do yourselves a favour and call the whole thing off.
28:16Okay, what is the matter with you?
28:17Yeah.
28:18Look, this is my boy's big day.
28:20That's what you think.
28:21Can we just get on?
28:22I want to hear this.
28:23No, you don't.
28:24No, come on, Christian.
28:25Speak up.
28:26What's your problem?
28:27Well, the thing is...
28:32The thing is...
28:39...that happiness...
28:42...is hard to find.
28:46And maybe we shouldn't put so much pressure on the happy couple.
28:51After all, it's Amira's big day and...
28:55...we should all respect that.
28:57Anywho...
29:03...Franc has spoken.
29:04Hey!
29:23I'm sorry about that.
29:25They've all gone mad.
29:27My family, I mean.
29:28All of them.
29:30Weddings, eh?
29:31Driving you nuts.
29:33Yeah.
29:35You said it.
29:39We'll still be friends, right?
29:40I don't think that that's such a good idea.
29:46Considering what happens when we get together.
29:51So that's it then?
29:54Yeah.
29:56That's it.
29:57Okay.
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