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00:05Tee?
00:05No, thanks.
00:11Are you going somewhere?
00:12Pakistan. I'm leaving tomorrow.
00:15I'll get my ticket today.
00:18Perhaps you'd care to inform your mother?
00:20Oh, what about Mum? What about the baby?
00:22Oh, you're thinking of someone other than yourself
00:24for once in your life, Said. That's not like you.
00:27It's convenient, isn't it?
00:29While your mother thinks I'm the guilty party,
00:32no-one's looking at you.
00:42Mum.
00:43I heard the door.
00:45Your father?
00:48He's gone out.
00:50Where'd he go?
00:51Town, I think.
00:52Did he ask after me?
01:06I'm going back to bed.
01:09I have one of my headaches.
01:18Hey!
01:20Oh, you!
01:21Stop me.
01:23And buy one.
01:24Do you have a licence to run this contraption?
01:25Don't talk for Darylene's divorce.
01:29I have a headache!
01:32What?
01:32Turn it down. I have a headache.
01:35It's the what's it?
01:36I mean, yeah, but technically no,
01:37because the button's stuck.
01:39Come in, you're not dressed.
01:42Hey, Ash.
01:43Can I have an online line, please?
01:44Shut up!
01:45Please, Shirley, I am begging you.
01:47Turn it down!
01:49Mum, people are staring.
01:51Let them!
01:57Happy now.
02:02Woman, what is it with her?
02:04It's as though she's been put on this earth to make my life a misery.
02:06Ignore her.
02:07How can I ignore her with that racket going on across the square?
02:09She's turned it off.
02:10Oh, does that matter, Said?
02:11Does it matter?
02:12Because I can still hear it in my head.
02:13I'll get you a glass of water.
02:14You need to rest.
02:15It's not good for you or the baby.
02:17Don't you expect me to rest, Said?
02:19With everything that's been going on.
02:21All these thoughts just swimming round and round in my head.
02:28I need him, Said.
02:30I need him.
02:36It's just a meal that you're tricking them into.
02:38They're not going to fall for it.
02:39Well, it's better than do nothing.
02:42Mum's barely left her room all day,
02:44and Dad's booked a ticket to the other side of the world.
02:46Don't blame him.
02:47I'd kill for a holiday.
02:48You know, if you hadn't spread the rumours in the first place,
02:50none of this would have happened.
02:51I just told Mum what I saw.
02:52This isn't getting anybody anywhere.
02:54I just don't understand how putting on some stupid meal
02:56is going to repair the damage he's done to this family.
02:59She's accused him of having an affair,
03:01not just forgetting to put out the bins.
03:03He has got a point, babe.
03:05OK, OK, it's my fault.
03:06Is that what you want to hear?
03:07I stuffed up, but I need your help, Tam.
03:10You need my help.
03:11Well, to get Dad back on side.
03:13He's usually the first to offer the olive branch.
03:15If he doesn't do it this time, who will?
03:20Well, no, it's just me and you,
03:22cos the others are busy.
03:25No, she's at, um, Aunty Bush's.
03:28OK, half an hour.
03:30OK, bye.
03:31Mmm, something smells interesting.
03:34Hard pulled eggs with mogulai sauce.
03:36Masood's favourite.
03:37Well, it's been a while since we all sat down together, so...
03:40And it's a treat for you, cos Amir is joining us.
03:44Oh, my two lovely boys.
03:48Where would I be without you, huh?
03:58I laid for five.
04:01Force of habit.
04:05This is supposed to be your treat,
04:07and you're still running around after us.
04:09That's what mothers do, Saeedo, hadn't you noticed?
04:11Perfect.
04:13Now, you stay out of the kitchen.
04:17And try to relax.
04:24Amirah.
04:25Come on.
04:26OK, OK.
04:32You didn't have to get me from the tube.
04:35I was excited about the flyers,
04:38so I got some coloured ink for the printer.
04:42You've gone to a lot of effort.
04:44My last supper.
04:46You make it sound as if you're not coming back.
04:48Um, the food shouldn't be long,
04:50so I'll just nip upstairs and get some flyers for your inspection.
05:15What?
05:15Saeed!
05:17My stomach's so hungry.
05:19He thinks that my throat has been...
05:23Cut.
05:26They told me you were at Bushris.
05:28What, and give her more to gossip about?
05:31I'm gonna kill them.
05:33Best change out of your pyjamas first.
05:39How did things get so...
05:45I heard you talking to Saeed this morning.
05:48I thought you might leave.
05:51It was just a trip, see?
05:53Didn't sound like that to me.
05:57I thought the time apart would do us good.
05:59Give us time to think things through.
06:01Get a bit of clarity.
06:02Yeah, from across the world.
06:04Yeah, well it doesn't matter now.
06:05It's not happening.
06:11So you're not leaving me then?
06:16How could you even think such a thing?
06:19Easily.
06:20And I wouldn't blame you.
06:24I have made your life a misery.
06:27You've been making my life a misery from the day I set eyes on you.
06:32Really?
06:33And I wouldn't have it any other way.
06:37This baby.
06:39Our baby?
06:41It's made me more irrational.
06:43More pig-headed.
06:45Insecure.
06:46And I have accused you of terrible, unforgivable things.
06:53Stupid things.
06:54Yeah, it's true.
06:55Things I know in a million years you would not do.
06:59Why wouldn't you want to spend time with Jane?
07:03She's laid back.
07:04She's funny.
07:05She's attractive.
07:06So are you.
07:07I'm just a huge hormonal mess.
07:09She's not you.
07:11She's a good friend.
07:14She's not my best friend.
07:18She listens.
07:19So do you.
07:20Sometimes.
07:25See.
07:31Yes, I'm sorry.
07:33I don't deserve this.
07:35I don't deserve you.
07:37You have done nothing but show me love.
07:41You know?
07:42You've given me three beautiful children, a wonderful home, a business.
07:46And what have I done?
07:47I've just thrown it all back in your face.
07:50All because of some ridiculous petty jealousy.
07:53Stop this, Zee.
07:54You're my wife.
07:58No one comes close.
08:00Not anyone.
08:04I would never leave you.
08:15I would lay down my life for you.
08:19Again.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Again.
08:31Matt.
08:32Shhh.
08:36Everything's going to be okay.
08:38Do you believe me?
08:42Do you trust me?
08:47Come here.
09:04Here, let me take those.
09:05Oh, thank you.
09:09Is that a chop?
09:11I've got meat cravings.
09:12I never had that with any of you.
09:14I'll give you that, Dad.
09:15No, it's all right. I got it.
09:20He's very sorry, Muslim.
09:21Yeah, so he should be.
09:23Look, I don't mean to interfere.
09:26But to build trust back, it takes time.
09:29I have to go and apologise to Jamie.
09:32When?
09:33Whenever I've got a minute, Masood.
09:39Think about it.
09:40If Dad's not the bad boy, then who is?
09:42Little Eddie from round the corner.
09:44Who cares?
09:45It's just kids mucking about.
09:48It's got nothing to do with you.
09:49All I'm saying is we should be careful.
09:52Yeah, and all I'm saying is we should relax.
09:55So things thawed out at home, yeah?
09:57Just about.
09:58Good.
09:59You stop feeling guilty, then.
10:05All right?
10:07Have you spoken to Jane yet?
10:08Oh, just about to.
10:17Jane.
10:17Jane.
10:18Yeah?
10:20I was wondering if we could go over the menu for that 21st.
10:25Fine.
10:26In the unit, around six.
10:28Or over dinner at our house.
10:32Well, it shouldn't take longer than half an hour, should I?
10:33No, no, of course not.
10:35I just thought it would be nice for all of us to get together, you know?
10:39Well, I would, but Ian's away.
10:42Yes, so he is.
10:44Another time.
10:44Definitely.
10:48I'll put a couple of bags of salt aside for you in this box.
10:51Thanks.
10:53You should go to that dinner, you know.
10:55Are you kidding?
10:56I just about ruined their marriage.
10:58I'd be scared I said the wrong thing or accidentally brushed the suit.
11:00It's a minefield.
11:01What a buzz.
11:02Oh, don't even joke about it.
11:05Look, you've got to work together.
11:06This could clear the air.
11:07Tell you what, I'll come with you.
11:09Hold your hand.
11:10Even give your outfit the once over.
11:12Make sure you're not looking too much like a temptress.
11:18We're on.
11:19Oh, she changed her mind?
11:21Yeah.
11:22So just you and Jane then?
11:23Just us.
11:24Great.
11:26Come in, please.
11:27Say it's just laying out the starters.
11:29Oh, it looks great.
11:30Hope you don't mind Jane dragging me along.
11:32What a liar.
11:34It was his idea.
11:36Oh, thank you very much.
11:38Excuse me.
11:39I'll just check if there's anything else, please.
11:40Let me help you.
11:43What are you doing here?
11:45Coming for dinner.
11:46Thought your mum would have told you.
11:49Sit down, please.
11:50You boys are over there.
11:51Masood, you're next to me.
11:53Jane, you're at the top of the table.
11:55Guest of honour.
12:06Right, well, um, this is by way of an apology.
12:11I am very sorry that I misjudged you so badly.
12:16Apology accepted.
12:17See, that wasn't difficult, was it?
12:20Actually, it wasn't.
12:23Well, I'm just glad we're all back to normal.
12:26Please.
12:30Don't do that to me again.
12:33Come on, it was fun.
12:35Lusting after you.
12:37Not being able to touch her.
12:39So, has someone threatened you now?
12:41No.
12:43Stop being so paranoid.
12:48So, what's a big emergency?
12:49I thought that's why you wanted to see me.
12:52You know why I wanted to see her.
13:00It seems like only yesterday.
13:02You were this wrapped up little bundle.
13:04Your face all crumpled.
13:06And your ears.
13:07Your ears were huge.
13:08It took for ages for you to grow into them.
13:10Yeah, thanks.
13:11Can we skip the details of my birth this year?
13:13And now you're all grown up.
13:15Big man.
13:16Nearly successful.
13:18Oh, you can get a lot of mind-broadening stuff with that book token.
13:23Did you go to the bookstore?
13:25Sure.
13:25I bet you could get a proper hardback for ten pounds.
13:28Yeah, thanks.
13:29Can we eat now?
13:31Of course.
13:33My boy.
13:34You're always in a hurry, weren't you?
13:35Yeah, there is that.
13:37And also I've organised a party at the Vic.
13:40What?
13:41I mean, don't my feelings count in any of this?
13:43They are exceptionally important to us, dear.
13:45Yeah, after all the effort that I put into pushing him out into the world,
13:49you'd think that he would actually want to spend some part of his actual birthday with us.
13:52I am actually here.
13:53He is.
13:54And I did work with you all day.
13:55Yeah, he did.
13:55Well, you say something then.
13:57Obviously anything that I say doesn't go in his head, does it?
13:59Shubnam's the other side of the world, mother.
14:01Saeed, you don't even know what Saeed's doing, do you?
14:03And I'm 19, not 9.
14:05My ears now fit my head.
14:07Every single other person has moved on.
14:08I want to do different things, meet different people.
14:12People.
14:12And I know I'm not at Oxford now.
14:14But if I were at Oxford, I wouldn't be asking you permission every time I walked out the door.
14:20No, seriously.
14:22He said oxygen.
14:25Yeah, anyway.
14:27Enough of the compounds.
14:29Because I've got to tell you,
14:31because I don't know if I've told you yet,
14:33but tonight,
14:35you're...
14:36Tonight, you are looking particularly...
14:44...uninterested.
14:46It's strange.
14:48To be so universally known, yet to be so lonely.
14:51Your 100 quid's run out.
14:53Einstein.
14:54Have you taken the Mickey?
14:55What?
14:56No.
14:57Sorry.
14:57I'm just, er...
14:59I'm poating and quietly despairing, you know?
15:02Do you think some people are just...
15:07...terminally single?
15:07And this is just a year 9 disco all over again.
15:11Major anticipation.
15:13Loads of spade work.
15:14And then crucial moment,
15:15and Jono's shit is giving Annie with the hair his busy bubblegum.
15:21Do you think some people are just terminally single?
15:23No, I do not.
15:24See, I blame Mum for year 9.
15:26You know, for the bad jumper,
15:28and the plaster on the glasses,
15:30and the standing outside the hall window knocking all night.
15:33At least about that I could blame Mum.
15:35Never too old to blame your parents, Tambo.
15:38Yeah, but it's me, though.
15:39I mean, I can't...
15:40I can't flirt.
15:41I can't dance.
15:42I try and do witty.
15:44It mainly comes out sarcastic.
15:46I mean, you can't get GCSE in attractive, can you?
15:49I mean, where...
15:50What have I got?
15:52Tambo?
15:53Oh.
15:54Your chaperone has landed.
15:55Yeah.
15:55You've got a chaperone.
15:57You're smiling.
15:57Why are you smiling now?
15:59What?
16:00What?
16:00It was either me or Mum standing outside trying to pierce through the window.
16:04Very upset if I missed you blowing out the candles.
16:06Happy birthday, mate.
16:08Get lost.
16:10Look at you.
16:11Aw.
16:13Happy birthday.
16:14So many friends.
16:15Are you going to introduce me?
16:18OK.
16:19Put some more money behind the bar,
16:21and pretend you're not with me.
16:32Stop following me around.
16:34Stop breathing down my neck.
16:35And stop telling people about that really funny time.
16:39What?
16:39I promise Mum...
16:40I promise you that if you can tell them I'm going to pee up the nose, or the dress and
16:44the lipstick one more time, I swear I will...
16:47Drink?
16:49All right, kidlets.
16:50What's it to be?
16:51Orange juice or fizzy water?
16:54Woo!
16:54Sorry.
16:54I promise you, Dad.
16:56Don't give me the eyes.
16:57I am immune to the eyes.
16:59Fizzy water.
17:01Orange juice.
17:07Good band?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Yeah.
17:11Yeah, they're a bit alternative.
17:13So you've sort of got to feel the music.
17:15What, like an alternative to actual music?
17:18Yeah.
17:20No.
17:21No, because you've got to actually feel it.
17:23I mean, you...
17:25There's only a certain type of person that gets it.
17:27There's only a certain type of person who can dance like they just invented dancing.
17:32You're after private lessons.
17:34What?
17:36Amira.
17:37No.
17:38No.
17:38No.
17:38She's my brother's fiancé.
17:40I mean, that would be...
17:42I wouldn't...
17:43No.
17:44Not at all, really.
17:45Oh, hi.
17:45Okay.
17:46Calm down.
17:47God.
17:48Yeah, then there is him.
17:49What?
17:50I mean, my own brother's fiancé, I think God would have some seriously strong views on
17:55that.
17:55I mean, that would be wrong on so many levels.
17:58I don't think I could count them off.
18:00Yeah?
18:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
18:09ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:24No, I've, well, I've got a message.
18:27A delivery's messed up.
18:29I mean, it's going to take a bit of sorting.
18:31Why not, eh?
18:32Yeah.
18:33Come on, Dal, come on.
18:34You are an example, Dal.
18:37You are like Heathcliff with less hair.
18:41You're like, er, you're fine and upstanding and you, like, cry up over adversity.
18:47Look, are you drunk?
18:48I am a Muslim.
18:49On orange juice.
18:52Another fine orange juice.
18:54That's mine, actually.
18:55That's happy birthday.
18:57You are, you are a very lucky man.
19:00I love you.
19:01Alright, get on the safe town.
19:07Lucy.
19:08Peter.
19:10You know, Darren, Darren, he's, that's romance.
19:15That's pure romance.
19:17You know, the whole, the ring and the, you tell the whole big world how you feel.
19:22I mean, you hang, you hang the consequences.
19:26Tam, are you wasted?
19:28I'm not.
19:28The words are slurring.
19:30My words, words, words are really inadequate.
19:34You know, sometimes action speaks louder than the word.
19:37Oh!
19:38Oh!
19:40Sayed!
19:41You're the sweet boys.
19:42I'll keep your hands off.
19:44It's a reflex.
19:45You can't kiss someone uninvited and not expect a reflex.
19:47Er, Tam, sorry.
19:50That was, that was my fault.
19:54I'm gonna go home.
19:56Slip to the lips.
20:04What?
20:05You're hammered.
20:07You just kissed my fiancée and you're...
20:09Shut up.
20:09Where the hell is your head at?
20:10Shut up.
20:11No, you.
20:11You.
20:12Shut up.
20:14Unless you want Mum and Dad to come in.
20:15They'll, they'll be asleep.
20:17In, in front of the telly, they'll be, they'll be drooling and snorting.
20:21In front of the telly.
20:23So, you shut up.
20:25You floppy, ploppy, smart pants.
20:29Oh, you kiss my fiancée.
20:31Well, fine.
20:32I don't know.
20:32I'm a bad thing.
20:33But, you don't own her.
20:36She's, God didn't give you freehold lease contracts.
20:40She's an individual.
20:42And, she's lovely.
20:44And, Amira makes her own decisions.
20:47Yeah.
20:47She just smacked you in the face.
20:48Oh, you're clever, aren't you?
20:50And I'm gonna get the blame.
20:51You.
20:51Look, how are you drunk?
20:53What?
20:54Well, when?
20:54Where was I?
20:55What's Mum gonna...
20:56How are you bladdered, Tamwa?
20:58You know everything.
20:59You got all the answers.
21:00You tell me.
21:02And...
21:03Stand over there.
21:04I mean, you do it.
21:05What?
21:06I don't think you're in a position to tell me where I can and can't stand, Tam, but...
21:10I'll just throw up on your shoes and...
21:11Damn.
21:13Damn.
21:15Women, ugh.
21:17They're like chemicals, yeah?
21:19You don't treat them properly, they blurp in your face.
21:22Go like Amira, you've got to treat it with respect.
21:26I want coffee.
21:27Have some coffee.
21:28I don't need you telling me about...
21:30Yeah, you do, though.
21:37See, you can't rush it, Tam.
21:39You don't push it.
21:41You do not spot the woman of your dreams and mug her with your mouth.
21:44And you pick one that ain't taken.
21:47Treat her like a princess and you're sorted.
21:49You can do that, can't you?
21:51Bit of practice, I know you can.
21:53Yeah?
21:54Yeah.
21:57You're a bright kid, Tambo.
22:00Presents, compliments, it's textbook.
22:03It's a science.
22:05Nice dress, box of chocolates.
22:09You know the power of a nice dress now, don't you?
22:12We're six!
22:13We're six!
22:15Well, look.
22:15We can't all be good at everything.
22:19You and me, we're not in competition.
22:25So I had a few girls chasing me at your age.
22:28You'll catch up.
22:29You will find someone.
22:30Just don't go there again.
22:34Keep your hands off Amira, yeah?
22:36Keep your hands off Amira, yeah?
22:36Because she is my fiancée.
22:38Yeah, well, it's only because she doesn't know the truth, isn't it?
22:41What?
22:42I'm still in year nine, aren't I?
22:46This whole family, I will always be the one with the crap glasses and the bad jumper in year sodden
22:54nine.
22:54Well, thank you for your world's greatest patronising, ain't ya?
23:04I'm gonna need to go vomit somewhere else.
23:37New mothers.
23:38They think they're the first few months are the hardest.
23:41Just wait until their children start showing disregard for their family and everything that they believe in.
23:46Getting drunk might be a rite of passage for some teenagers,
23:50but for others who are serious about their religion, it's forbidden.
23:55I know that, and I don't drink.
23:57Oh, so then who was it who only came out of their room at the weekend to throw up?
24:01It wasn't my fault.
24:02No, no, no.
24:03Somebody put something in your drink.
24:05Well, they must have.
24:06Some were.
24:07Lying about it only makes it worse.
24:12Tam, it's me.
24:14Again.
24:16We should talk.
24:17We both said a lot of things on Friday night.
24:20I was worked up because of what happened with Amira, and you were...
24:23Who knows, maybe...
24:25Maybe your drink was spiked.
24:30I just...
24:31Things aren't always what they seem.
24:34Anyway, call me.
24:38That it then.
24:40Do you have to go sneaking around?
24:42Come on.
24:44Show me.
24:46You still think none of this is about us?
24:48Why don't you come straight over?
24:49Well, I've been busy.
24:50Keeping Amira away from Tam, Tam away from my parents.
24:52I don't know where he's got to now.
24:53The picture quality's terrible.
24:55Well, maybe you'll look better in the next one I get.
24:57Obviously taken on a mobile.
24:58Printed on a computer.
25:00Brilliant detection.
25:00That narrows it down to about a million people.
25:02Look, Si, a photograph of us together is hardly incriminating, is it?
25:06In an alley.
25:08Looking like a bit more than friends.
25:10You ain't so special.
25:11I look at all the boys like that.
25:13This isn't a joke anymore.
25:15Tamwa must have taken this.
25:16He left it for me to find.
25:18He knows.
25:18It doesn't sound like his style to me.
25:20Well, apparently it is.
25:27Has Amira seen the slow, sensual way that you stir your tea?
25:31Leave me alone.
25:33Do you want to look at something extra in it?
25:38It was you, wasn't it?
25:39It was me what?
25:41You know I don't drink.
25:42Yeah, of course you don't.
25:43How was the hangover?
25:44It's not funny, Lucy.
25:46Is that why you're hiding out in here?
25:47And Mummy and Daddy on the wall path.
25:49I'm not hiding out.
25:50It's just, in my culture certain things aren't acceptable.
25:53Isn't that half the fun?
26:00No, you're not hiding at all.
26:18You found me.
26:20Let's go home, nobody's there.
26:22I'm okay here.
26:23You've obviously got things you want to say to me, so...
26:26Nope.
26:30Sorry, I didn't realise you wanted to be alone.
26:33I think we've had enough public displays lately.
26:37Come on.
26:46Dad's calmed down.
26:47Mum might in a decade or so.
26:50Look, they only know you had a drink.
26:52Nothing about Amira, and as far as I'm concerned, they won't.
26:56You're silenced for mine.
26:57I didn't mean to do such a favour.
26:59What favour?
27:00You pretending to be the perfect boyfriend in front of Amira.
27:03Look, I love Amira, and she loves me.
27:05Know everything there is to know about you, does she?
27:06Look, whatever is going on in your head, it stops.
27:09Now.
27:10Do you hear me?
27:11You have got me all wrong.
27:12I haven't, but Amira has.
27:14Saeed?
27:15Come on.
27:17Oh.
27:18What a terrible morning.
27:20I could sense everyone in the market staring at me, thinking,
27:24there she goes with that alcoholic son.
27:26No, they weren't.
27:27It was a one-off.
27:28Well, where is he?
27:29But...
27:30I don't want him shirking his work on top of everything else, all right, Saeed?
27:33At some point he has to take responsibility for his actions.
27:36He can't hide behind you forever.
27:38Your wedding is on the 1st of January.
27:40That's only a couple of months away, all right?
27:41I will not risk him making a fool of a family again.
27:45Look, he won't.
27:45Don't worry.
27:46Everything's going to be fine.
27:48It's very noble of you to stand up for your brother like this,
27:50but I need to hear that from someone himself.
27:53Wait.
27:54Isn't he here?
27:57This pressure.
27:59It's not helping, Mum.
28:02Please, just leave him to me.
28:11Did he admit it?
28:12But neither of us were going to do that, were we?
28:16I just wish he'd come out with it.
28:19You don't know anything for sure.
28:20Don't I?
28:21The graffiti a few weeks ago.
28:23The picture.
28:24It taunting me with telling a mirror.
28:26Si, just take it easy.
28:28I just can't keep this up anymore.
28:31If Tamwell tells anyone about us,
28:34I won't just lose a mirror.
28:36Whatever you want me to do,
28:38I'll do it.
28:39No, I don't need you to do anything.
28:43I have to.
28:44You...
28:47You're gonna turn her?
28:49She has to hear it from me.
28:51She already knows.
28:57The least I expect is that you're honest with me, Saeed.
29:03You better go.
29:06Go!
29:15I'm sorry.
29:16But no.
29:17I have to hear it from your little brother.
29:22I didn't want you to find out like this.
29:24I always thought your dad was really hard on you.
29:26Well, you've spoken to my parents.
29:27And all the time it was you deceiving them.
29:30Do you hate me that much?
29:32Well, I hate the way you lie.
29:33I thought we told each other everything.
29:34And I thought the new reformed Saeed liked everything out in the open.
29:37You stupid...
29:38Don't lie only did what he thought was best.
29:40This is between you and me now.
29:42Well, you want me to explain?
29:46How can I when I don't understand it myself?
29:50Embezzling your own family's money?
29:53Saeed, how could you?
29:58Dad's never had a head for books.
30:0020 grew to 50, became 100.
30:04Before I knew it, I'd spent thousands of pounds.
30:07I hadn't hoped in hell of repaying any of it.
30:08As soon as you realised you were in trouble,
30:10why didn't you just come clean?
30:11My parents have struggled all their lives.
30:13For once they were happy.
30:15Proud of the business, me.
30:18The thought of bringing all that crashing down...
30:20Which you did.
30:21And I've had to live with that.
30:22I was just finding out like this.
30:24I've been trying to move on.
30:27Well, what else don't I know about?
30:29Three years in the Bangkok Hilton.
30:31Secret love child.
30:33What you've got to understand, Amir, is that Saeed lives a charmed life.
30:36Dad threw me out, or have you forgotten that?
30:39Never being able to phone home.
30:40Being on my own for Eid.
30:42Oh, well, you took the money.
30:43Have you any idea how that felt, Tam?
30:44Being cast out. Rejected.
30:47Thinking your whole family hates you.
30:49Hey, hey.
30:50Baby, it was the worst time of my life.
30:54And that's why I've never brought it up.
30:58If we're going to spend the rest of our lives together,
31:01we have to share things with each other.
31:03Even if those things are difficult.
31:06I've got to get back to work, but we'll talk later.
31:19Come on, come back.
31:20There's nothing to talk about.
31:21How could you do that?
31:22Nothing ever sticks with you, does it?
31:24Just slides right off.
31:25I've become smelling of roses.
31:26Hello.
31:27I was the one stopping you from chucking up over your chest last week.
31:29Because what do you do?
31:30You just wriggle your way out of it.
31:31What?
31:32If someone spikes my drink, I get it in the back of the neck.
31:34Look, if you say it was Lucy...
31:35Yeah, well, it's the truth.
31:36But no one believes me.
31:38You lie, everyone fools of me.
31:39They're just over themselves to forgive you.
31:40I believe you.
31:42Look, Tam, what is this?
31:44If you've got something to say...
31:45Mum's always on your side.
31:47Precious Saeed, golden boy.
31:49Well, you think that's easy?
31:50What she expects of me?
31:52That it's not difficult, impossible to live up to?
31:55I'm Mr Crash and Burn.
31:57You're the one who's going to do great things.
31:59I was, Saeed.
32:00I can't seem to put foot right these days.
32:02I'm doing retakes.
32:03I'm 19.
32:04I haven't even had a proper girlfriend.
32:08Look, it's just a few minor setbacks.
32:11I don't know why I'm surprised.
32:12Because it seems to run in the family.
32:14What does?
32:15Failure.
32:47Hello?
32:48Where are you?
32:50Here.
32:52Five messages.
32:53I am allowed.
32:54I'll have my own, you know.
32:55Yeah, I know.
32:55I've been looking for you, love.
32:56I don't know why you just don't fit me with the GPS stuff done with it.
32:59Have you, um...
33:00Have you seen Jane?
33:01Dad's a drunk.
33:02What are you and Bobby doing here?
33:04Dinner!
33:05Oh.
33:05I told Christian that you wouldn't mind.
33:07Come, Bobby.
33:28Middle age kicking in, is it?
33:29This how you get your kicks?
33:31Maybe that's it.
33:33Maybe she thinks she's getting old, but...
33:35No, she's not old, is she?
33:37Because she's 38.
33:39Jane 39.
33:40So, is this something you've got against me specifically,
33:42or some kind of sick joke against my whole family?
33:44Family?
33:45Oh, don't get me started about family.
33:47I mean, you know who's behind all this, don't you?
33:49Like, the one who's behind her stoking it all up.
33:52Loves a bit of drama.
33:54That brother of hers Christian, eh?
33:58So, are you going to tell me?
34:00Tell you what?
34:02You.
34:02It's like someone stole Tinkerbell's pixie dust.
34:09Lucy, it's such a mess.
34:13So complicated.
34:14A man?
34:16Knew it.
34:17Well, don't worry.
34:18I understand complicated.
34:20I'm a be-all.
34:22I really like him.
34:25I know he really likes me, but...
34:27So, what's the problem?
34:31This is family.
34:33What, they don't like you?
34:34No, they...
34:36don't know he's...
34:39So, why doesn't he just come out?
34:42It's not that easy.
34:44He's got a girlfriend.
34:46Hold on, isn't that called two-timing?
34:48It's more common than you think.
34:51Normally, I wouldn't care, but...
34:52Wait a second.
34:53He wants to stay with you and his girlfriend
34:57and keep Mummy and Daddy happy?
34:59That's just lying.
35:00It's all that's on offer.
35:01Why are you wasting your time?
35:03Just walk down Old Compton Street
35:05and you can have any guy you want like that.
35:08Trouble is loose.
35:11I want him.
35:17I've been sat by my phone all day.
35:22Well?
35:26Tamwa doesn't know anything.
35:30Right.
35:36Then who does?
35:39No, you're good. I'll give you that.
35:41Sorry?
35:42The text.
35:43What text?
35:44Well, that we're thinking, is it?
35:45Try and flush me out.
35:47Sorry, Si, not with you.
35:48Get a mirror to dump me.
35:50Still not with you.
35:51Someone sent me a text earlier.
35:56Smile, bad boy.
35:58Smile, bad boy.
35:59And you think that was me?
36:01Wind me up, watch me fall apart.
36:02I didn't send you any text.
36:03And then what? You and me move in together?
36:05You are way off mark.
36:06Stroll round the square hand in hand by a puppy.
36:08I've been sat by my phone worrying about you all day.
36:10Well, better still, we could adopt an African orphan.
36:12Or pay some chav with a top knot to have our babies.
36:15You would recognise my number, stupid.
36:17Any idiot can get another phone.
36:18All right, hand it over. Come on, we'll call them.
36:19I've called it. No one answers.
36:20Why would I want to blackmail my own boyfriend?
36:27I am not your boyfriend.
36:28Yeah, well, turn a phrase.
36:29You just don't get it, do you?
36:31Oh, I get it, Saeed.
36:33Question is, do I really need it?
36:43Not me.
36:52Bad boys always pay.