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Sisters 2023 - Season 2 Episode 6 - Take Me To Church
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00:15Ready?
00:21Hello!
00:23Renata, have you seen my smoothie?
00:26Renata!
00:28Get that sheet mask and the cooling eye patches out of the freezer.
00:31Now!
00:32You should be longer yesterday, for God's sakes!
00:36I trusted you.
00:38Ah, fuck off Barb.
00:48Sir!
00:49Sir!
00:50Excuse me.
00:51I know Steve's family are dead, child.
00:53But we'll still get to lift you up in a chair.
00:54Barb says she can't afford a lawsuit right now.
00:57I know.
00:58Yeah, where are you?
01:00A little wedding gift.
01:01Oh my God, you shouldn't have.
01:02I should be getting you a present for making me look so fabulous.
01:05Thank you, that was so thoughtful.
01:06Um, open it.
01:07Now.
01:07Yes.
01:08Okay.
01:08You'll see.
01:09Oh my God.
01:10You're too much.
01:12Holy fuck!
01:13I know, right?
01:14Where did you find this?
01:15In my grubby old basement.
01:16Can you believe it?
01:17Oh my God, look at these babies.
01:19Oh, there's me.
01:20Look at your face.
01:21Voted most likely to end up in a Thai prison.
01:23End up in a Thai prison.
01:25And look at you now, owning your own company.
01:27It's so cool.
01:29Alright.
01:30Oh, here we go.
01:31Sarah Horowitz voted most likely to be CEO of a global company, the profits of which she
01:38uses to save the world.
01:41Look at you.
01:43What are you up to now?
01:44Well, I mean, I'm getting married.
01:47Obviously.
01:48And?
01:49Well, my mom died.
01:51Oh my God, Rachel.
01:53Yeah, I know.
01:53I wish she was Jewish, but thank you for that.
01:56No worries.
01:58It's been really tough.
01:59I'm so sorry.
02:00I'm so sorry to hear that.
02:01Hey, Michael.
02:02Yeah.
02:06Now?
02:07Yeah, I just, it's been a wedding morning.
02:08I've seen it.
02:08Well, I got your girl.
02:09Oh, thank fuck.
02:14Oh, hi.
02:15Oh, hi.
02:16Wow, you look so casual.
02:19Great to see you.
02:20I'm just going to go see Sarah.
02:21Sarah.
02:24What's wrong?
02:25Pardon me now.
02:27We can't let this go ahead.
02:30Sarah doesn't love him.
02:31What?
02:32I'm just going to go see Sarah.
02:32I know.
02:34But you don't want to interfere, so what do you do, right?
02:37Sally!
02:38Yeah!
02:39Get it together, okay?
02:40Yeah.
02:42Oh, a push gag.
02:44Oh, you're emotional.
02:46I know.
02:47Best day of our lives.
02:51Excuse me.
02:53Oh, Jesus.
02:54Thank you for this.
02:59Hey, look at the hair.
03:00Good.
03:02It's okay.
03:04Maximum setting.
03:07Smells like a brewery in here.
03:11Uh-huh.
03:44é Ambassador Vellino.
03:45I can sing a brewery in here.
03:45Who's at the car店?
03:45What are youいい?
03:46Oh, you're crushing it!
03:55You're under aash.
03:55It's a cold knife as he bef matters.
03:57It is a soft knife.
03:58Yes, it is very custom.
04:00It is a rubber.
04:16Sarah?
04:18Sarah.
04:19Wow, you look amazing.
04:23Back away from the hair.
04:24Why aren't you dressed?
04:26I just need to talk to Sarah.
04:27No, no. Sarah needs her time alone.
04:30I'm coming back.
04:33What can I say? I'm a genius.
04:35I'll see you out there.
04:44Thank you for coming.
04:46I appreciate it.
04:47Real pleasure.
04:50Jimmy.
04:51Jimmy.
04:52Father of the bride.
04:54Sorry, I have a little tinnitus.
04:56Sarah's my daughter.
04:59Your daughter, but it's...
05:00So, this is the, uh...
05:02This is what we're marrying into.
05:04Nice.
05:05Well, I thought Sarah's dad was dead.
05:08Lookie here.
05:09I'm a walking miracle.
05:13Is he a wedding crasher or something?
05:15I don't know, but I should probably...
05:17I don't know.
05:18I think that might have been one of Susie's crazy uncles.
05:22So, I'm just going to go and check it out.
05:36There you are.
05:38You're like a princess.
05:40I've come to walk my little girl down the aisle.
05:49I told them...
05:52That you're dead.
05:58Oh, Cleo.
05:59Hmm?
05:59Lookie, G.
06:01You're a mess.
06:04I thought you could get away from me, but you can't.
06:07You are me.
06:10Sarah, I'm sorry.
06:11I should have said this before, but it's not too late.
06:17What the fuck?
06:19Yes.
06:20Susie.
06:21Susie.
06:21Susie.
06:22I have to...
06:23What are you doing?
06:25You've missed your cue.
06:28You two should be walking now.
06:32Who is this person?
06:34This is...
06:34Jimmy.
06:35Well, whoever you are, you need to take your seats, for God's sakes.
06:39They need to go.
06:41Will you go, Jim?
06:43You are not ruining this day for me.
06:46You will go out there and smile.
06:50Now walk.
06:52Whoa.
06:53Mark.
06:54Mark.
06:54Mark.
06:55Mark.
07:06Mark.
07:07Mark.
07:08Mark.
07:08Mark.
07:09Mark.
07:09Mark.
07:09Mark.
07:10Mark.
07:11Mark.
07:12Mark.
07:12Mark.
07:13Mark.
07:15Mark.
07:39You may now be seated.
07:42Welcome, friends and family.
07:54Welcome, friends and family, to this very, very special day.
07:59We are here to celebrate love, belonging, and finding your person.
08:04Look at these two beautiful people.
08:08And now, as an appetizer, or amuse-bouche, as we say in Paris, we have Sarah's sister,
08:17Sue's, who's, yeah, going to read a poem all the way from the Emerald Isle.
08:22Yeah.
08:29Oh, hello.
08:31Hello.
08:33This is The Facts of Life by Horek O'Tuma.
08:39That you were born, and you will die.
08:45That you will sometimes love enough, and sometimes not.
08:52That you will lie, if only to yourself.
08:57That you'll get tired.
09:00That you'll learn most from the situations you did not choose.
09:05That you began as the fusion of a sperm and an egg of two people who once were strangers,
09:12and may so well be.
09:16That you'll probably be okay.
09:19That you must accept change before you die, but you will die anyway.
09:26So you might as well live, and you might as well love.
09:32You might as well love.
09:34Oh.
09:45That was very Irish.
09:50Aw, let's keep some of those happy tears in there for the vows.
09:54Oh.
09:55Okay.
09:57Now, it's tradition to ask if anyone here objects to these two people spending the rest of their lives together.
10:06Uh-oh.
10:08Please speak now, or forever hold your peace.
10:18Oh, ah!
10:19Just kidding.
10:21Woo!
10:22Let's get this party started!
10:25Aw, so cute.
10:27Okay.
10:28Steve and Sarah, you may now say your vows.
10:37You okay?
10:39Never better.
10:40Sarah.
10:40You are me.
10:45I stand before you, Sarah.
10:49And I know just one thing.
10:51I want to be your husband.
10:54Sarah, you are my best friend.
10:57My lover.
11:00My partner in crime.
11:02You are my Josephine to my Napoleon.
11:05And I cannot wait for all the adventures that we'll have together.
11:10You are my beautiful rock.
11:13Uh.
11:14Wait.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16Sorry.
11:17You are beautiful, and you are my rock.
11:22Sorry.
11:25Thank you, Steve.
11:26Sarah.
11:27That was really beautiful.
11:30Okay.
11:34You are my rock.
11:36Rock.
11:38Rock.
11:40Cocksucker.
11:41Okay.
11:45Okay.
11:47Nope.
11:47I can do this.
11:50Oh, sorry.
11:52Steve.
11:53Steve.
11:54You are my...
11:58Cocksucker.
12:02Hang on.
12:03I can do this.
12:04I can't.
12:05What is happening?
12:05I think...
12:06I don't know.
12:06I just...
12:07Actually, I think I need to breathe.
12:08What?
12:09Yeah.
12:09I think I just...
12:10Okay.
12:10Okay.
12:11Why don't we take a little break, and we'll get the bride some water.
12:14I just can't.
12:16I can't make my boots off.
12:17I have to take them off.
12:19Now?
12:19Yeah.
12:20We need to get it off.
12:21Just pull from the heel.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:24He'll pull harder.
12:25Oh, thanks.
12:27Fuck.
12:27Oh, hang on.
12:28There's another one.
12:29Why are there always two?
12:31Hey, come in, parents.
12:32I have to get it off.
12:34Please.
12:35Please get up, okay?
12:36Hee-haw.
12:37Mm-hmm.
12:38Hee-haw.
12:40That's...
12:41That's what you sound like.
12:44That was super mean.
12:46Oh, no.
12:48I'm doing you a favor.
12:51Yeah.
12:52We need someone who can...
12:55Ski.
12:58Honey, is this white?
12:59Yes, it's white.
13:00It is.
13:01That's what I said.
13:02There we go.
13:03It's white.
13:04I mean, this is white, right?
13:07I just have to stop to say one thing.
13:09I was going to be a CEO of something.
13:14I just...
13:15Oh, my God.
13:16I just...
13:17I want this dress off.
13:18No.
13:18Get it off!
13:20I want it off!
13:21Just get it off!
13:22Rip that dress.
13:23I will kill you.
13:24We'll talk about this later.
13:26Get on with it.
13:27Barb.
13:28I forgot to tap.
13:30We need to stop.
13:31Because I forgot to tap.
13:34Where's the green?
13:34We need a miracle.
13:35What did you do to her?
13:37Oh!
13:37What did you do?
13:38Tap, tap, tap.
13:39Tippity, tap, tap.
13:41Tap, tap, tap.
13:43Tap, tap, tap.
13:43Tippity, tap, tap, tap.
13:44Tap, tap, tap.
13:46Tippity, tappity, tap, tap, tap.
13:49You're okay.
13:50You're all liars.
13:53Liars!
13:55And I'm a liar, too.
13:58Sarah.
13:59Sarah, it's okay.
14:00We're gonna get out of here.
14:01But she's honest.
14:02I mean, okay, she smokes.
14:05But she's honest.
14:07And I...
14:08I wanna be honest, too.
14:10Yeah.
14:11I wanna show you all who I really am.
14:13Oh, we see who you are.
14:15And it is a miracle to behold.
14:17The first thing I learned in the AA
14:19is that addiction is never the fault of the others.
14:22Oh, you shut your cup, Jimmy.
14:23Oh, sorry, Paps.
14:25Who the hell is that guy?
14:26Our dad.
14:28Not dead.
14:29What?
14:30And...
14:30I am not...
14:32you.
14:36Oh, God, Sarah!
14:37Sarah!
14:38Fuck!
14:39What did you take?
14:40I don't know all of you.
14:42Oh, my God, what?
14:42How many?
14:43A lot.
14:43How many is a lot?
14:45A lot, a lot.
14:46Fuck!
14:47Okay.
14:48It's gotta come out.
14:49Come on, come on!
14:52Oh, my God!
14:59Oh, my God!
15:00Oh, my God!
15:01Oh, my God!
15:01I gotta call a doctor!
15:03Hello!
15:04Miss Bucha!
15:05Come on!
15:05Ready?
15:06Let's swim.
15:07Mommy?
15:08No!
15:35You're in my best birthday.
15:37Yeah, you're in my best birthday.
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:41You're in my best birthday.
15:41Yeah, you're in my best birthday.
15:50Oh, my God.
16:23Oh, my God.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:18Oh, my God.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:45I don't want to own you, you don't have to stay.
17:56Just as long as I've known you, I wanted to say, I'm in love with you, honey, but don't be
18:05afraid.
18:06I fell in love with the love that we made, but it's none of my business if you could love
18:14me.
18:18You don't have to earn it, I'm giving it free.
18:26Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not dead.
18:29Well, you have.
18:32I've been thinking about it. I think you should take my eggs.
18:38Are you still high on the meds?
18:40No, I mean, yeah, but I'm serious.
18:44Well, you should think about it.
18:46You want me to take your eggs?
18:49I mean it. They're just going to get thrown away.
18:53Oh, God.
18:56Wanting there'll be a little one of you running around?
18:58Yeah, last thing the world needs.
19:00Hmm.
19:01I'm serious, though. Think about it.
19:04It's a pretty good offer for a girl like you.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:11Your egg and a stranger's sperm.
19:16Well, it came from a stranger and it brought me to you.
19:21Oh.
19:24Will you help me raise a baby?
19:25No fucking chance.
19:30Auntie Sarah, I can live with that.
19:44Bye-bye.
20:46You said cash.
20:51I can't believe you're still in there.
20:53I know this is fucking infection, but I feel so much better.
20:57That's a few situations.
20:59I haven't gone.
21:00I've got a hemorrhoid the size of a golf ball.
21:02I'm not releasing if I'm lucky.
21:04Are you pregnant yet?
21:06So now, I've got to wait two weeks.
21:08Two fucking weeks.
21:11Two weeks?
21:12Oh, man.
21:15Hey, you got a pullout in that new place?
21:17I barely have a bed.
21:19Well, looks like I'm sleeping with you then.
21:22Huh?
21:23I might have booked a flight to come and see you.
21:25Oh, I thought you were broke.
21:28Yeah.
21:28Well, there were a couple of engagement rings kicking around.
21:33Oops.
21:33Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:48Oh, hi.
21:49Yes.
21:57Oh, hi.
21:58Oh, hi.
21:58Oh, hi.
21:58Oh, hi.
21:58Oh, hi.
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