00:00I don't necessarily think I want to be at a get-together that this guy's having.
00:03She does love picking on the man.
00:05The poor guy.
00:06You're not on the same page, and you're not sleeping in the same bedroom.
00:10I think that's a precursor to divorce.
00:12Man, you guys are asking the good ones.
00:18Hi, I'm Danny.
00:19And I'm Evan.
00:20And we are back with Tea Time, but we're doing Tea Time this time Persian style,
00:23because the Valley Persian style is our Reza's here!
00:25Yes, welcome!
00:26Thank you guys for having me.
00:27I've been wanting to have a little tea party.
00:30Oh, well, you are a great guy at spilling some tea.
00:34Yes.
00:34So this is how Tea Time works.
00:35Okay.
00:36Fake pastries, real questions.
00:38You're going to pick a pastry, and there's a question that correlates to said pastry.
00:41We'll ask it to you.
00:42You can either answer it or sip that tea.
00:44Sounds good.
00:45All right, let's get it going.
00:46Okay.
00:47Pick a pastry?
00:48Yes.
00:48I'm going to pick this one with the churries on it, because I love a churri.
00:52Okay, that's good.
00:53You have stood Ten Toes Down by Kyle Richards.
00:56It's the most overrated Bravo Leopardy.
00:58But who would you say is the most underrated Bravo Leopardy?
01:01Who deserves more flowers?
01:03Any Bravo Leopardy?
01:03I think the cast of Married to Medicine, they're so good.
01:08They've been doing it for a really long time, and I don't think that they get the praise that they
01:15deserve.
01:16I don't think they've ever had a bad season.
01:18No.
01:18And those ladies always bring it.
01:20They are so fun.
01:21Oh my God.
01:22They have done some tea times, and they really do bring it.
01:24They do.
01:24They bring it.
01:25So I would have to say the entire cast.
01:27Do you have a favorite on the cast, though?
01:28I love all of them so much.
01:31Like, Dr. Heavenly, Simone, Jackie, Toya, they're just, they're amazing.
01:36And they deserve a lot more praise than they get.
01:39All icons.
01:39I agree.
01:40Yeah.
01:40All right, where are we off to now?
01:42Let's go for the croissant.
01:43Ooh, okay, the croissant.
01:46Okay.
01:48Is it a faux pas or totally fine to smoke weed at your friend's get-together without permission?
01:53It's totally fine if you're outside and your friend didn't have a bartender to, like, serve you a drink.
02:00I mean, it's got to be okay, no?
02:02I mean, God bless weed.
02:03It keeps me calm.
02:04It keeps me sane.
02:05It keeps the crazy away.
02:08I'm getting some water.
02:09I'm getting out of here.
02:10Oh, oh, oh, she's smoking a joint.
02:12Anyway, this is not okay.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:15We have to bring her on a team.
02:15Or there was no bar, no 80 people.
02:19It was, who was in the bar?
02:20There was nothing to attend to.
02:21There was, and you're serving white wine and champagne.
02:24What was the bartender going to do?
02:26There's, like, four of us there.
02:27If you count, if you count production, maybe there were 20 people there.
02:32Do you have hosting tips for Skye for her next get-together?
02:37Yeah, I don't necessarily think I want to be at a get-together that Skye's having,
02:42but my tip would be, maybe don't, like, throw your husband under the bus in front of the guests about
02:48the bartender.
02:49Like, just let it go.
02:50Yeah.
02:52She does love picking on the man.
02:54The poor guy.
02:55Any chance she gets.
02:56Yeah.
02:56Oh, that's right.
02:57Okay, well, she loves picking on men.
02:59You love picking pastries.
03:00Yes.
03:00Let's do this one with the blueberries.
03:03Yes, blueberries.
03:04Which Valley Persian-style couple do you think is headed for Splitsville next?
03:09Obviously, Bombshunt and Skye.
03:11Really?
03:11A hundred percent.
03:13She revels in putting that man down, and it's just, it's hard to be around, and it's hard to watch.
03:21Do you think she, like, secretly wants a divorce, and she's just, like, trying to manifest it, or does she
03:25just think that's what love is?
03:28Great question.
03:29Man, you guys are asking the good ones.
03:31I think that there's a lot more going on in Skye and Bombshunt's world that we don't know about.
03:38Okay.
03:38And I think it's, like, some deep-seated resentment.
03:42We have a lot of super wealthy friends, and I think that Skye looks to other couples, sees what they
03:49have, and wants that.
03:51And she might resent her husband for not being able to deliver.
03:55Like, she really wants a Bel Air house.
03:57You're like, I hate restaurants in the Valley.
03:59The food is disgusting in the Valley.
04:01It's all bad.
04:02Bro, we're on a TV show called the f***ing Valley.
04:05You're doing, you're doing the f***ing Valley.
04:06You know, I don't want to give any spoilers out, but I don't think that they've moved yet.
04:12Okay.
04:13So, I think that that really bothers her.
04:15I know, the Bel Air to the Valley trajectory seems to be really triggering for her.
04:20It feels like it just makes her really depressed and upset, and, like you said, like, resentful towards him.
04:25So, I hope that they...
04:26Their house is nice.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Honestly, but I have friends that see everything that they don't have.
04:32She's one of those people.
04:33Like, instead of focusing on all the wonderful things that are going on in her life, she kind
04:38of just sees the things that aren't going the way she wants them to.
04:43Okay.
04:44Okay.
04:44Where are we off to?
04:45Let's do one of these bad boys.
04:47Okay, these are cute.
04:48And I'm curious, because also, this is a topic that is in pop culture a lot.
04:53Has your opinion about couples sleeping in separate beds changed at all?
04:58I have one bit of advice.
05:00Immediately, get back in the same bedroom.
05:03Because if you're not sleeping in the same bedroom, it's a precursor to divorce.
05:09So, the more that Tenny talks to me about why her and Greg aren't sleeping in the same
05:16bedroom, I understand it.
05:18They've got, like, three huge dogs.
05:19It makes sense to me.
05:22But, Bomshad really wants to be in the same bedroom as his wife, and they're not.
05:26And so, I feel like if both parties are on the same page, it makes sense.
05:32But if you're not on the same page, and you're not sleeping in the same bedroom, I think that's
05:38a precursor to divorce, in my humble opinion.
05:41Because Kelly Coco, she just came out and said that her and her man don't sleep in separate
05:44beds.
05:44Yes, totally.
05:45And they love it.
05:45It works for them.
05:46It's dog-related too, I think.
05:47Yeah.
05:47She wants all the dogs in the bed.
05:49Yeah, and Tenny and Greg have three huge dogs that they love.
05:53So, how many people can you fit into that with three huge dogs?
05:56All right.
05:57Okay, let's pick another pastry.
05:59Let's do another bread-type item.
06:02This one is a loaf.
06:03Okay, you're taking us-
06:04It's a whole loaf.
06:05It's a whole loaf, a whole question.
06:06The loaf has taken us back to the sunny skies.
06:10Oh, God.
06:10You don't seem to be the biggest fan of Skye.
06:12Can you say three nice things about her?
06:16She has a very tight hairline.
06:19That she does.
06:20It's very tight, yeah.
06:22Do you think it's natural?
06:23I feel like it might be lasered.
06:25Okay, I'm into it, though.
06:25Yeah, it's very tight.
06:27She has a lot of jewelry.
06:29Okay.
06:30Yes.
06:30She has a lot of jewelry.
06:31Is it real or costume?
06:32It's real.
06:33It's real.
06:35And she likes organic food.
06:39Oh, she loves Erwan.
06:41Yes.
06:41No one loves Erwan.
06:42You trust her in stick-by-order.
06:43That's great to hear.
06:44How do you feel about Erwan?
06:45Do you have a take?
06:46I mean, they definitely have some things that are delicious,
06:49but I'm not, like Goulnessa said, Erwan is not a flex.
06:54Like, I don't need to go to Erwan to be seen.
06:57And also, my thing is, it's flexing that you don't know how much a blueberry should cost.
07:00You know what I mean?
07:01Yeah.
07:01I'm like, it doesn't have to be $88.
07:03No.
07:03Yeah.
07:03And honestly, like, some of the pre-made stuff is delicious,
07:06but am I going to go there and do all my grocery shopping?
07:10Hell no.
07:10Like, I can get better deals.
07:13You can't get these pastries on Erwan.
07:16No, you can't.
07:17You can't.
07:18Ooh, okay, this is fun because there are two restaurants on the show now.
07:21There are, yes.
07:22What is one way you guys are most alike,
07:24and what is one way you are most different?
07:26So, we both like a lot of jewelry,
07:31but he loves costume jewelry.
07:35I don't know about that costume jewelry life.
07:38He loves a jingly-jangly, like, ring or pearl necklace,
07:43and I just, I have an aversion to costume jewelry.
07:47You won't wear it ever.
07:48Ever.
07:49There's never a time and a place for costume jewelry.
07:51I'll let, if I'm wearing a Halloween costume, maybe,
07:54and it calls for...
07:56Now, his jewelry is veering towards fakeness,
08:00but do you feel overall he's real on the show?
08:02Like, he's a real one to interact with?
08:04Yeah, he's just, he's like a sweet puppy.
08:06Like, he's just, he's real sweet.
08:08Like, he's funny, and, like, he gets along with everyone.
08:12He wants everyone to like him.
08:13He's a Libra.
08:14Like, he's sweet.
08:15Oh, love a Libra man.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yes.
08:17Okay, let's go for another pastry.
08:19Sure thing.
08:19Let's do a bagel.
08:20On a scale of one to ten,
08:23how salvageable is Tannen and Skye's friendship
08:25after their fallout over the skin oil dog debacle?
08:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:29Talk to me about the serum.
08:30You put it on your skin?
08:31I did first, and then I rub it on my dog.
08:35You rubbed it on your dog.
08:36Okay.
08:37You think that's a good look?
08:38Perfect.
08:39I know we're not supposed to talk about things
08:42that don't get shown,
08:43but I feel like you have to understand
08:46we filmed for an extended period of time,
08:49and only this much of it makes it onto the show.
08:53And I would say, based off of my conversation with Tannine,
08:58because I got this much of it,
09:00we only saw this much of it,
09:02and based off this much,
09:04I don't think there's going to,
09:08I don't think the relationship is,
09:10That's crazy.
09:10Skye's not supportive, you know?
09:13And if I were presenting anything to my best friend,
09:17I would want them to receive it,
09:20give me my praise,
09:22tell me they love me and they support me,
09:24and send me on my way.
09:25And I don't think Tannine got that
09:28when she presented her oil to Skye.
09:31You, MJ, and Gigi have been through,
09:34been through the ringer,
09:35and you found your way back to each other.
09:37Totally.
09:37If there's even just the tiniest sliver of a chance
09:39that Tannine and Skye can make things work,
09:41what piece of advice do you have for them?
09:43My advice to Tannine would be,
09:50proceed cautiously.
09:51Okay.
09:51And my advice to Skye would be like,
09:53girl, she was such a good friend to you.
09:56Humble yourself, apologize in a real, genuine way,
10:02and try and fix things,
10:03because you are not going to find a best friend
10:05as amazing as Tannine ever again.
10:08Yeah.
10:08She was lucky.
10:09She's very lucky.
10:10She was very lucky.
10:11Well, Bravo viewers are so lucky.
10:14Thank you so much.
10:15Cheers for having a little tea time with us.
10:17Cheers!
10:18The Expertise Spiller,
10:20and stay tuned for more tea time.
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