00:00Here we are on our way to Scotland, known for its fertile land, hardy livestock, and somewhat thrifty citizens.
00:07Oh yeah, they also like to eat mushed-up sheep guts.
00:11Mmm.
00:12Oh, I'll take the high woad, and you take the woe woad, and I'll be in Scotland before you!
00:19Dear cousin, our beloved town of Verkossi has befallen a terrible tragedy.
00:27We have been robbed of our plans. There's nary an argyle sock to be found.
00:34Please come to Scotland immediately and help us. Sign your fourth cousin, twice removed, Angus McCrory, with eight Rs.
00:46Ready, boys?
00:57Mictranimon!
01:06Mictrager!
01:09Mictrager!
01:11Mictrager!
01:12Mictrager!
01:18Mictrager!
01:20Mictrager!
01:21Bout what you know, you vagabond. You belong with..
01:24Mictrager!
01:26Mictrager!
01:34Whenever there's a crime or trouble
01:45That no one can solve at all it seems
01:47That's when they come and on the double
01:50Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
01:52It might be day or night whenever
01:55Conditions are right for them to flee
01:57So how would all still dance together
02:00Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
02:02If there's a full moon
02:04An old house with rotten stairs
02:07Just walk around you
02:10Chance of war will be there
02:12So may I eat that darn canary
02:15And then I'll be happy, yes-aree
02:18But accidents, you should be wary
02:20Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
02:22The chance goes on with each new mission
02:25With backdrops of plenty, glow will be
02:27And through it all, they're in contention
02:30Sylvester and Tweety
02:31Mysteries
02:34Mysteries
02:34I'm calling to order this emergency meeting
02:46Of those who are mighty indignant
02:48At fabric filchers of extraordinary deviants
02:52That's right, we're miffed
02:55As you know, we've got no plan
03:01Without our plan, we have no kilts
03:04And without our kilt, how can we play in the St. Andreas golf tournament tomorrow?
03:09I'm just gonna do it, Captain
03:11I don't have the power
03:13Next time I pack your parachute
03:23Pardon me, could you tell me where I might find Angus McGrory
03:29Yeah, ma'am
03:31He's in the back room
03:33Excuse me, up here
03:36I'm Angus' fourth cousin twice removed, Granny
03:40A real pleasure
03:42I'm Myopia
03:43Follow me
03:45They're discussing what to do about that missing plaid
03:50But if you ask me, it's an awfully silly meeting to have
03:55No
03:56Just because we have no skirts, are we not men?
04:05Aye, what to do?
04:09Ooh, this is a woodpecker, it's pair with eyes
04:12Men, our government sinks and moments of silence have been answered
04:17Meet me fourth cousin
04:19Twice removed
04:20Granny
04:20Thanks, I got here as soon as I could
04:23Will you help us?
04:25Oh, good, Taylor might be more of a help just now
04:28But I'll do what I can
04:30Hip, hip, hooray!
04:38If it's a peep show you're expecting, that'll be too, Bob
04:43Yes, it was a tad sad to see all the lads
04:53Clad without plaid
04:54You're clad without plaid
04:59готов
05:00Arf
05:00Arf
05:03Arf
05:06Arf
05:07Arf
05:09Arf
05:11Arf
05:13Arf
05:15Arf
05:19Cirnova
05:20Arf
05:20Reservations?
05:34Yes, quite a few.
05:36Could I have your name?
05:39You could, but it'd be quite a coincidence.
05:42My, what an interesting coat of arms.
05:46Why, thank you.
05:47It came with the matching earth pants.
05:50Ah, very good, Granny.
05:54A giant hairball with eyes.
06:04We got no plaid, but we're about to get killed.
06:17Whoa, whoa, whoa!
06:22Customer hair will gladly help you with your luggage.
06:26Oh, no, no, no, no!
06:35I can't.
06:40Blast a game!
07:05Why, cousin, I thought golf was a game of relaxation.
07:08Why, Angus, are you all right?
07:25Oh, Granny, I just got word up me partner. Haggis McRory has got himself a wee bit of the sniffles and won't be playing with me tomorrow.
07:35Oh, nothing serious, I hope.
07:38It was his drafty barrel with the knuckles. We tried to plug it up, but I'm afraid it was too late.
07:45Well, I'm no Jack Nicholson, but I could swing pretty good in my day.
07:50You? My golfing partner?
07:56Well, I'll admit I might be a tad rusty.
07:59I guess you're right, cousin. With the tournament tomorrow, I suppose I'll have to make do.
08:04No! The first thing you want to do is address the ball.
08:08Hello, ball!
08:11It's going to be a long day.
08:13It's going to be a long day.
08:18Hit me!
08:29Hit me!
08:47Now for the millionth time, Granny,
08:51your head down and your arms straight.
08:55Three!
08:59I hit it!
09:06Aye, you're dead!
09:07Perhaps you could be my partner after all.
09:10Well, fire up another one.
09:12I'm on a roll.
09:14But, cousin, that was my only ball.
09:18Been in the family for generations.
09:20We've got to find it.
09:21Hector!
09:23Come here, boy.
09:27Fetch the ball, Hector.
09:29Aye!
09:37Good boy, Hector!
09:40Big deal, the boomerang that drove.
09:42Say, cousin, would you mind if I enlisted your pooch here as my caddy in tomorrow's game?
09:48He's a fine retriever, he is.
09:50Would you like that, Hector?
09:51Oh, he's close.
10:01Hehehehe.
10:02Oh, he's close.
10:03I think it's time for me to bag those pipes.
10:26Time for a post-midnight snack.
10:40What?
11:00Shit!
11:02Shhh!
11:20This looks like some fancy washing machine.
11:32I bet this is weak enough to jump on.
11:54I bet this is weak enough to jump on.
12:00Oh, Poody, we are working all the twins.
12:16I've done it. I've done it.
12:22I've reduced the entire Makroly Clan tartan into one single drop.
12:28Gossamer, turn off that blasted bagpipe music.
12:34Now be a good assistant and bring me the concentrated liquid plant.
12:40Be very careful, Gossamer. It's highly volatile.
12:44Gossamer.
12:46Gossamer.
12:48Gossamer.
12:50Gossamer.
12:52Gossamer.
12:54I'll treat you to some warm milk and ram haggis.
13:00Gossamer.
13:02Gossamer.
13:04Gossamer.
13:06Gossamer.
13:10Gossamer.
13:12Gossamer.
13:14Gossamer.
13:16Gossamer.
13:18Gossamer.
13:20Gossamer.
13:22Gossamer.
13:24Puddy, we gotta get that ball and bring it to Granny.
13:30What's this we stuff? You want it, you get it.
13:36I'm sure Granny would love to see this.
13:40Why, you little yellow blackmailer?
13:43Ain't I a stinker?
13:54My fellow Scots, our big day is upon us.
14:14And though we have been faced with great adversity,
14:18it's time to step up and meet the challenge in the Grand MacRory tradition.
14:22Are you ready, men?
14:28It's a crying shame.
14:30Did he say crying game?
14:33Oh, where is she?
14:57Come on, the tournament's starting.
15:10I can hardly much wait.
15:11Good man!
15:24Good man!
15:25Good man!
15:26Good man!
15:27Good man!
15:28Good man!
15:29Good man!
15:30Good man!
15:31Good man!
15:32Good man!
15:33Good man!
15:34Good man!
15:35Good man!
15:36Good man!
15:37Good man!
15:38Good man!
15:39Good man!
15:40Good man!
15:41Good man!
15:42Good man!
15:43Good man!
15:44Good man!
15:45Good man!
15:46Good man!
15:47Good man!
15:48Good man!
15:49Good man!
15:50Oh, my God.
16:20If we can conquer the little Loch Mesh, the trophy will be ours.
16:43Oh!
16:50Thanks?
17:00Puddy, do you have that golf ball?
17:09What do you think, Pipsqueak?
17:12I slipped it in my pocket right here.
17:15This is the ball!
17:25Huh?
17:26Ha!
17:27Ha!
17:28Ha!
17:29Ha!
17:30Ha!
17:31Ha!
17:32Ha!
17:33Ha!
17:34Ha!
17:35Ha!
17:36Ha!
17:37What?
17:38Uh-oh!
17:39Cousin, if you can't control your animals, you're going to have to leave the course!
17:49What's this black speck?
17:50Concentrated plaid?
17:51Aha!
17:52The creepy desk clerk is behind that missing plaid!
17:56Ha!
17:57Ha!
17:58Ha!
17:59Ha!
18:00Ha!
18:01Ha!
18:02Ha!
18:03Ha!
18:04Ha!
18:05Ha!
18:06Ha!
18:07Ha!
18:08Ha!
18:09Ha!
18:10Ha!
18:11Ha!
18:12It was the plaid that caused your nearsightedness, wasn't it?
18:17Well you're a regular matlock Holmes.
18:19You know, I came into this world with perfect 20-20 vision only to have my sight assaulted every day with plaid.
18:30It was just too much for me to take.
18:36Take them away, officers.
18:41Angus, no!
18:46That can't cover, folks.
18:49The Missy McCrawley Carton!
19:12Ah!
19:15It's lovely.
19:17It's lovely.
19:22I'm the bonny, bonny, big safuacquaman!
19:24Quack!
19:25Quack!
19:26Quack!
19:27Quack!
19:28Quack!
19:29Quack!
