00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:13It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:18So how it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:23If there's a fool who, an old house with rotten stares
00:28Just walk around you
00:31Chances are we'll be there
00:33Someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:39But I think you should be wary
00:41Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:44The chase goes on with each new mission, with backdrops and plenty globally
00:49And throw it all there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:53Mysteries
00:58Say, Tweedy, knock, knock
01:10Who's there, Booty-Tad?
01:11Little old lady
01:12Little old lady who?
01:14I didn't know you could yodel
01:16Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
01:18Ach, du Lieber!
01:27Someone has tampered mit mein accordion!
01:31My wooden reeds have been replaced mit wooden duck calls!
01:36What am I going to do?
01:44The big dance competition is tonight
01:46and every accordion and town
01:48has had its great speech
01:49with potty noisemakers.
01:51Who would do such a thing?
01:53I know nothing.
01:55When I heard this year's tournament
02:07was going to be held in Germany,
02:08I thought it was a tad far.
02:10But I'll go anywhere for a poker fest.
02:15Poker fest?
02:17Oh, it must have been a typo.
02:19Looks like Dwayne needs new dresses.
02:21Well, I can see just fine.
02:28Jeez, talk about your light lunch.
02:32Say, what's the big idea?
02:36I am Dussel and this is Dorf.
02:38We would like to have you
02:39a little yellow birdie now.
02:41Thank you very much.
02:42Just a minute, Bob.
02:44That's my little yellow bird.
02:46And if you want him,
02:48you'll have to go through me to get him.
02:51I don't like the sound of Dad.
02:53Well, is that the way you like it,
02:56Mr. Curly Pussycat?
03:05Where is that beautiful music coming from?
03:12Oh, the Roast Beer Garden.
03:14Well, boys,
03:15what do you say we partake
03:17in a couple of troll ones
03:18while we're here?
03:21Pardon, Fräulein,
03:27but you must check the bird with us.
03:29Ja, Fräulein,
03:31no bird is allowed
03:32in the Ruppeergarten.
03:33Oh, well, all right.
03:35Tweety, you stay here
03:36and I'll collect you
03:37in a few minutes.
03:41Be a good little birdie.
03:43Veen.
03:50Unhaffenhot bird.
03:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:02There you are,
04:03the old puddy cat.
04:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:07I'm usually toe-deaf, but this music's got my toes a-tackin'.
04:20Swanny also needs a new healing aid.
04:37Good morning. My name is John Eric Jingleheimer Schmidt.
04:56His name is my name, too.
05:00I'm Granny. Nice to meet you, John Eric Jingleheimer Schmidt.
05:05Call me Just John.
05:07Oh, thank you for the root beer, Just John.
05:16So then, would you like to polka with me at the tournament tonight?
05:21Me? Oh, I'm flattered, but I...
05:25Good, then. It is done. I will meet you at the auditorium tonight. Until then...
05:39Good. Good.
05:43Pardon me, Herr Pussycat. Would you like to dance with me?
05:59Um...
06:13Here I go again.
06:15No!
06:20No!
06:22No!
06:24No!
06:26Oh, no!
06:56I don't know about you, but I'm getting dizzy!
07:26Oh, no!
07:40Looks like I'm flying the unfriendly skies.
07:43We make the Red Baron look like a girly baron.
07:47Yeah!
07:56You look as scrumptious as an apple strudel.
08:13Only not so fattening, I hope.
08:17Achtung! The poker competition is about to begin.
08:20Now, remember, if during the dance the judges tap you on the shoulder,
08:25you must leave the floor!
08:27May the best unpa-pa win.
08:33The show weekends?
08:37Oh, ha-tickety! I've got the music in me!
08:42Whoop!
08:52Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Whoa!
09:12Whoa!
09:14He was heavy.
09:22It's the schnitzel.
09:24It's all the missing accordion reeds.
09:26So, John Eric, you stole all the accordion reeds. But why?
09:33All my life I have wanted to dance the polka.
09:36Alas, I am tone deaf.
09:38The only way I could keep the beat was to replace the accordion reeds with these wacky sounds.
09:45Either I'm still dizzy or that explanation takes the German chocolate upside down cake.
09:51Well, the only dancing that you will be doing is in the clink.
09:55Goodbye, John Eric Jingleheimer Schmidt.
10:01His name is my name too.
10:05Being a bad guy can sure be a pain.
10:08You can sure say that again.
10:11No!
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10:32No!
