00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all it seems
00:08That's when they come and all look double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:13It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:18So how it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:23If there's a full moon, an old house with rotten stairs, just walk around you
00:31Chances are we'll be there, someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes-aree
00:39But heck, you think you should be wary, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:44The chase comes on with each remission, with rackclops aplenty, no woody
00:48And throw it all there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:52Mysteries
00:55The rain in London falls mainly
01:22Only on my noggin
01:23This is where we're supposed to meet the tour bus boys
01:27What kind of tour would go out on a night like this?
01:31Tragical mystery tour?
01:44Oh
01:44Welcome to our tour of haunted London
01:49Please stay haunted!
01:52What's the two f-f-f-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha?
01:54Oh
02:12I guess the tats out of the bag
02:19Hello, I imagine your tour guide
02:24I must warn you that if you're faint of heart, you might want to leave the bus now
02:31Welp, this is my fub
02:33Oh, it's the poor Puddy Yellow
02:36Does this answer your question?
02:38Oh
02:48Now if you look off to the left you'll see one of the sports made infamous by the Shropshire Smasher
02:55Smasher
02:57The Smasher worked only at night
02:59Out of the thick London Fork he would emerge
03:02Strike!
03:03Oh, that scoundrel
03:05Quiet
03:06Then back into the night he retreated
03:09No witnesses, no clues
03:11No kidding
03:12Now, who's hungry?
03:14Good, good, good
03:15Next stop is the Shropshire Slasher's favourite pub
03:18The hide-ing place
03:22Ew, Puddy done a woo in his dinner
03:24I've done it, I've done it
03:33I, Dr. Henry Jerkle, have stumbled onto a liquid refreshment
03:39Sure to have all of London clabbering at my door
03:42I've done it, I've done it
03:46I, Dr. Henry Jerkle, have stumbled onto a liquid refreshment
03:48Sure to have all of London clabbering at my door
03:51Ah, the customers
03:54Ah, the customers
03:57Ah, the customers
04:00Ah, the customers
04:02Oh, I can't wait to try some steak and kidney pie
04:18Make mine a steak and tweedy pie
04:23I'll have a sarsaparilla prune juice special
04:26A root beer banana surprise topped with hot mayonnaise
04:30Um, water
04:33Water?
04:34No one ever wants one of my fancy concoctions
04:37Uh-oh
04:38Say, that felt funny.
05:00Now, where do you suppo-
05:02What a stupid spot to pull a wall.
05:13Now, where's that little yellow pipsqueak?
05:22Aha! Now I gotcha, you, you, you!
05:27Mad old goody tat.
05:30Capacious, canary, monster, monster!
05:42Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, monster!
05:52Gotta hide.
05:55Oh, his book about the Shropshire Slasher is fascinating.
06:02Handsome devil, wasn't he?
06:04The Slasher? Oh, where I-
06:06The Slasher was the talk of the town in his day.
06:09Everyone was after him. The bobbies and the ladies.
06:13Whatever happened to him?
06:15No one knows. It's one of London's biggest mysteries.
06:18That and the royal family.
06:20Don't let him get me! He's the killer!
06:28He's the killer!
06:29He's the killer!
06:31He's the killer!
06:35The perdition of him, he's the killer!
06:37I left his hy Chrome, who won't look much!
06:45This monster is dated as
07:02But he will never find me in here.
07:13No use hiding from me, you little squirt.
07:21Look at me, I'm a steel-plated pussycat.
07:32You can't get me in here, you hideous yellow beast.
07:40I'm as secure as the crown jewels.
07:53Someone better check on those crown jewels.
08:02Help! He's mad! He's the killer!
08:17Gotcha! Better down you quick before that big goon shows up again.
08:21This is my happening and it freaks me out.
08:31Help! Get off me!
08:33All right, ladies and gents. Time to get back on the couch.
08:45Agh!
08:58Nigel, you're the Shropshire Slasher?
09:01Yes. Yes, I am.
09:03I had this city under my spell low those many years ago.
09:07Oh, get over yourself.
09:09You went around London slashing prices in grocery stores and dress shops.
09:14No one lived in fear of you.
09:17Well, I suppose it's true.
09:19A filth marker was me only weapon.
09:23Oh, there, there, now.
09:25Here, have some steak and kidney pie.
09:27I'm ready for you this time, Pipsqueak.
09:37I'm ready for you this time, Pipsqueak.
09:40Well, I guess Putty and Hector are gonna do their own tour of London.
