00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:13It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:18So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:23If there's a boo-boo, an old house with rotten stares
00:28Just walk around you
00:31Chance of war will be fair
00:33Someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:39But Hector thinks you should be wary
00:41Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:44The chase goes on with each new mission
00:46With backdrops and plenty, no will be
00:49And through it all there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:53Mysteries
00:58Hold it
01:09No food, no drink, no way
01:13Inventive
01:14Sorry, Pussycat, gotta leave that contraband with me
01:23Oh, there's no point to baitin' flat guy
01:32You are now standing in the Lincoln Rumpus Room
01:36Oh, isn't it thrilling?
01:40This is where President Lincoln actually used a rumpus
01:43Whee!
01:46Whatever that is
01:47Come on, boys, next up is the Lincoln Kitchen
01:53I read they actually have Mr. Lincoln's salad shooter on display
02:01Oh, how fascinating
02:03Starving
02:07Must have food
02:09Look, Hector, President Lincoln not only saved everything he ever rode on
02:22He also wore cast-a-woman in work boots
02:25Gotcha!
02:26You know, Hector, I think it's time we taught Puddy's overactive taste buds a lesson
02:39Delicious bird
02:46Delicious bird?
02:50Hey, I finally ate that darn canary
02:53Are you hungry, Sylvester?
02:58Hehehehe
02:59Why no, Granny
03:02I just scarfed down Tweedy and can't touch another bite
03:05Hmm, wonder where old Abe kept the dental floss
03:12Looks like hand-carved birch
03:25Yeah, and I'll bet George Washington's toothpicks were made out of porcelain
03:31Ahem
03:34Sylvester, you beard old Puddy-tap
03:39What have you done with Tweety Bird?
03:42Uh, um, uh, ooh
03:45Ha ha ha ha ha
03:48Gah!
03:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
03:52Gah!
03:56Gee, Puddy acted like he saw a bearded dosed
03:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
04:02Gratis, what's the matter?
04:07Abe Lincoln's toothpick is missing
04:09Alert the Illinois Bureau of Flows and Toothpicks
04:13What's this?
04:19Oh, Sylvester's paw prints
04:21Oh my, someone stole President Lincoln's toothpick
04:25And took Sylvester hostage
04:28Oops, Tweedy made a wash to judgment
04:30Illinois Bureau of Flows and Toothpicks
04:39Geeze
04:40Old Abe must have dialed 9-1-1
04:42Who knew consuming that canary could cause so much commotion?
04:53Phew, lost them
04:59Ever get the feeling he was being lost?
05:02Aaaaaaah!
05:04Aaaaaaah!
05:05Aaaaaaah!
05:06Aaaaaaah!
05:07Aaaaaah!
05:09Aaaaah!
05:11Aaaaaah!
05:13Aaaaah!
05:18Aaaaaah!
05:28Welcome to Abe's Auto World.
05:41How about a free lube job?
05:58Hey old Goody-tat, hey old Goody-tat, hey old Goody-tat.
06:05Give yourself up, give yourself up!
06:14Huh?
06:17Aaaaaaah!
06:19I-ta-I-ta, Goody-tat.
06:23N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n!
06:39OK, goody-tat!
06:43What a humiliating state of affairs.
07:11Thank you, Mr. President.
07:35Why?
07:37Why did I have to go and eat Tweety?
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07:44Oh, stupid Sylvester.
07:48I'm sorry.
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09:12Tweety, you're alive!
09:30Next time, we'll visit Frenchwick, Indiana, home of where we been.
