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00:00Because I would try so hard to find the most perfect bet and then I would
00:08almost assuredly choose a bad bet.
00:10Did you get an $80,000 group?
00:12We won the Ryder Cup.
00:14So we have an $80,000 bet.
00:16What?
00:17Like collectively?
00:18All together.
00:19We just have to decide and put it on something.
00:21Are you going to try to double up or are you going to try to just go something like
00:27some people in the group is trying to do like minus 200.
00:30Yeah.
00:31To walk away with like 15,000 each.
00:33Yeah.
00:34That's not even a lot.
00:36Minus 200 is losing all the time.
00:38I'd rather bet a plus one bet.
00:40Yeah, bet a dollar.
00:41I don't think we're ever going to come to an agreement.
00:44How many people are on this team?
00:46Eight, I think.
00:47You need eight people to come to an agreement on one bet?
00:50That sounds impossible.
00:52Who's the Ryder Cup team split in the bet?
00:58Me, Meath, Dave, Francis, Frankie, Hank, Riggs, Trent.
01:05Who's giving the toughest time right now?
01:09I saw it.
01:10I saw it.
01:11I was watching the stream.
01:12I saw it.
01:13I like it.
01:14I saw it.
01:15I like it.
01:16But he wants to take.
01:17That's the problem.
01:18If you take a couple of weeks and try to think about the perfect.
01:20There's no such thing as a perfect bet.
01:22You just got to bet it.
01:23The only thing I know was table tennis.
01:24I'm betting table tennis.
01:25Well, that's fucking crazy.
01:27I can't agree with that.
01:28I got a ping pong, guys.
01:29It's good table tennis.
01:30I'm out.
01:31I'm out.
01:32Last time you gave me tennis picks, I had that fucking smoke.
01:34Yeah.
01:35It's true.
01:36I can't read this map.
01:37It's like a maze.
01:38Before this or after this?
01:40It's definitely after this.
01:41It's around.
01:42This might be it.
01:43I found what I find so awesome about postseason baseball.
01:46I heard that as well.
01:49I heard that as well.
01:50I heard that as well.
01:51I heard that as well.
01:56Hey Danny, come around.
01:57Hey.
01:58So you got your first girlfriend and she placed bets for you?
02:01Okay.
02:02That's false.
02:03Like I've said before, not my first girlfriend, but the best girlfriend.
02:06And yeah, in case you missed the past two months of all my content.
02:10I got a girlfriend who also is a coworker at the Jersey Shore.
02:13You know, I thought it'd be a cool thing.
02:15Hey, pick a couple of parlays.
02:16I haven't hit squat all year.
02:18And she did.
02:19And it won.
02:20And then naturally, Big Cat wanted to hop on the bets too.
02:25And that's when it all started to go downhill.
02:30Oh silly.
02:31That guy's ain't even playing.
02:32No, you can't do the voice back.
02:34You want to do the voice back?
02:35I just took the voice.
02:36He already bought it.
02:37Big Cat, the unfortunate reality here is she might be our best gambler.
02:41Oh yeah, I'm going to take the pitch, but I'm also going to bust his boss about it.
02:45I mean, come on.
02:46I'm going to take the ball, sorry.
02:47You're a...
02:48Hold on.
02:49One second.
02:51Hey, I need your hair.
02:53You guys talking about periods or something?
02:54No.
02:57I was going to get slightly misogynist.
02:59Oh, okay.
03:00No, no, no.
03:01Go ahead.
03:02Go ahead.
03:03You're a fucking major pussy.
03:05Why?
03:06You need picks from your girlfriend.
03:07Oh, stop.
03:08Yeah.
03:09As I've heard about it all year.
03:11Yeah.
03:12She's doing it the most again.
03:14In your fucking face, Danny.
03:16In your face.
03:17Danny.
03:18That's not allowed to tell.
03:19That's not allowed to tell.
03:20That's not allowed to tell.
03:21Absolutely.
03:22You like foosball.
03:23Foosball.
03:24Oh, man.
03:25I do need her picks next game because she won.
03:29So, yes.
03:30I'm going to play them.
03:31We'll see if you get them or not.
03:32No, I'll get it.
03:33We'll see if you get them or not.
03:34I'm demanding them.
03:35Can I have the picks for tonight?
03:37Monday night.
03:38Monday night doubleheader.
03:39Give me a pick.
03:40Jack, you better have a pick for us.
03:42All right.
03:43This is going to be quite the good morning test.
03:47He's begging for your Monday night football gambling picks.
03:53It's got loose.
03:54How did you sleep?
03:56No pressure.
03:58No pressure, but our boss says they can't lose.
04:11She better win.
04:13She better win.
04:15I'm actually going to maybe say, like, if she doesn't win, you have to break up.
04:23But you can't be dating.
04:26I'm here.
04:27How many legs?
04:28Relationship on the line.
04:29Yeah.
04:30This is a situation where, like, I'm okay with you dating a co-worker as long as she wins
04:37best for me.
04:38Otherwise, fuck love.
04:40How many legs?
04:42Four?
04:43I don't care.
04:44If she has one, a winner's a winner.
04:48Like, I don't care.
04:50It doesn't have to be a bomb.
04:53It just has to be, she has to say, this is going to win.
04:57Okay.
04:58She's recording a show.
04:59Oh.
05:00She should be in the lab doing research.
05:02My girlfriend's recording a show.
05:04Oh.
05:05Why are you laughing?
05:07I don't even know why I'm saying that.
05:11Yeah, she's recording a show.
05:14She's waiting to get beat up.
05:17Oh, a little show.
05:19I'm literally about to, I'm about to go record a show.
05:23Alright, we'll see if you get the fingernail.
05:24Come on, you guys are making the company money.
05:27Oh, I'm going to go do a little show.
05:29Go do your little show.
05:30You want to come on?
05:31No.
05:32You sure?
05:33Positively.
05:34Why?
05:35We talked about your girlfriend.
05:38We don't do that enough around here?
05:40This is going to happen, your first girlfriend and it's-
05:44You're not first girlfriend.
05:46No.
05:47Not first girlfriend.
05:48Right now, bust your balls like that, like you're 32 years old,
05:50you finally get your first girlfriend.
05:52Not first girlfriend.
05:53Oh, man.
05:54Not first girlfriend.
05:55While we're at it, not a virgin either.
05:56Like, what are the odds that your first girlfriend's-
05:58Not first girlfriend.
05:59Is public.
06:01I knew it.
06:02I said, going in the beach house.
06:04You did say it.
06:05You're like, this is going to be my first girlfriend,
06:06everyone's going to try to ruin it.
06:07No, it's not my first girlfriend.
06:09Okay, okay.
06:10Go to your show.
06:11No.
06:12If I pound you, that means that I'm agreeing that it's my first girlfriend.
06:14Worst?
06:15I'm wishing luck for her bet.
06:16Oh, it's cool.
06:17I remember my first girlfriend at school.
06:19I hate it here, man.
06:21It's Monday morning.
06:22Yeah, I'm tired.
06:23Yeah.
06:24But like, she doesn't even-
06:25She doesn't even look at-
06:27Odds?
06:28Yeah.
06:29She looks at like the roster.
06:31Yeah.
06:32So like, she might be picking like a quarterback to score.
06:37No, no, no.
06:38Okay.
06:39Not that bad.
06:40Do you have to go do a show?
06:41What just happened?
06:42What happened?
06:43She doesn't look at the odds.
06:44She just picks from the roster.
06:45I think she just kind of looks at the roster.
06:46You might have like-
06:47Well, we can't get in the way of the process.
06:48I'm not going to get in the way of the process.
06:49I'm not either.
06:50We just have to see.
06:51We can't-
06:52Tell her offense.
06:53Tell her offense.
06:54Let's go offense.
06:55Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:57I trust her process.
06:58I'm going to put my entire salary on her pick tonight.
07:00Floor.
07:01Two.
07:02It's the only other floor.
07:03Four.
07:04Two.
07:05It's the only other floor.
07:06Three.
07:07Two.
07:08Two.
07:09It's the only other floor.
07:13Two.
07:14Two.
07:15Two.
07:17Three.
07:18Four.
07:19Two.
07:20Two.
07:21Four.
07:22Two.
07:23Three.
07:24Four.
07:25Two.
07:26Four.
07:28Two.
07:29Three.
07:30Two.
07:31Four.
07:32Four.
07:33Four.
07:34Oh, Danny's here.
07:45Danny's here.
07:46Danny, sit down.
07:47Take care.
07:47Take care.
07:48Take care.
07:49Take care.
07:49Yeah, he's on Zoom.
07:52Danny's here because I told him that, so Danny, for people who don't know, he got his first
07:57girlfriend.
07:58No calls.
07:58And she gambles.
08:00So, and she won her bet yesterday, so I made fun of him, but I also was like, no, but
08:05seriously, like, I need the pick.
08:07You have the pick.
08:09Yes, I hadn't hit a single parlay all season, so I had to outsource.
08:12The pick is Justin Fields and Jamar Chase, both to score, plus 7.97 only.
08:19Touchdowns?
08:20Yes.
08:20Anytime touchdowns?
08:21I'm putting that in right now.
08:23I mean, Justin Fields plays quarterback, he can pass around the room.
08:27And how confident is your little girlfriend?
08:32Not confident at all.
08:34What do you mean?
08:35Why not?
08:36She wasn't confident yesterday, either.
08:38She's just playing.
08:39Is she a confident person in general?
08:41Yeah, she's just playing meanie, meanie, monie, moe when it comes to picking touchdowns.
08:43All right, I just put in 5,600 to win 50 grand.
08:46Woo.
08:47All right, no pressure.
08:48No pressure, Jackie.
08:49You got to break up.
08:51You got to break up.
08:52What if it hits?
08:54Will you fund their long-distance relationship with two flights?
08:56If it hits, I'll pay for Danny's pissing in public fine.
09:02Oh, okay.
09:03How much?
09:05$4.50.
09:06Okay.
09:06Did you have to go to court for that?
09:08No.
09:09If it hits, I'll pay for the pissing in public fine, and I'll also pay for a dinner for you
09:14guys.
09:14Wow.
09:15That's nice.
09:15All right?
09:15Very nice.
09:16Because I know this is your first girlfriend, and we got to fucking be nice about it.
09:20He's 32 years old.
09:21He's never had a girlfriend.
09:22I don't know why you're banging on that drum that it's false.
09:26You think Jackie wants to think about you with your past with other girls?
09:28That's a good point.
09:30Jackie would want the truth, and the truth is that it's my first girlfriend.
09:33Okay, well.
09:33It's your second.
09:34Well, your mom doesn't count.
09:36I never dated my mom.
09:37Okay.
09:37I traded with the internet.
09:39Wait, go ahead.
09:40The internet says you dated your mom?
09:41No, just, well, now they're going to.
09:45I didn't know that about you.
09:46That's kind of, is that how they go?
09:48It was just a small 18-year relationship.
09:51Oh, man.
09:52There it is.
09:53All right, put the big bet in.
09:54Aw, he's blushing.
09:56Yeah.
09:57What was up?
09:58It was great.
10:00I just started a rumor that I dated my mom, and things really got off the handle.
10:03What?
10:04I heard how much.
10:06That's a good way for a big bet.
10:09All right.
10:10All right.
10:10So, yeah, so now we go Jack McCarthy.
10:15Yes.
10:15And we get this on the drafting scoreboard.
10:17Oh, dang.
10:18That was what I was.
10:20Oh, that is what I need.
10:22Sorry.
10:23Whenever you're done.
10:24No, it's a thing.
10:25It's the stuff.
10:28There's no easy way.
10:29There's crazy right now.
10:30What is about to go on right here?
10:31Big Cat made me have Jackie give a pick.
10:35If it wins, Big Cat will pay for my public urination ticket,
10:39plus a dinner for us, Jamar Chase and Justin Fields, both to score, plus 797 only on DraftKings.
10:46Okay.
10:47We just need to know that information.
10:48Let's get this on the sports.
10:49I need to.
10:50We can put it on the sports.
10:52I mean, we don't have to.
10:53Sure.
10:54It wouldn't even be a Jannie bet.
10:55It would be straight Jackie.
10:56So you just came up here just to tell me that you were doing that?
10:58Well, you're going to come here somewhere.
11:01You should be in the loop.
11:03Okay.
11:04Yeah, we might need legal things on this.
11:07Oh, yeah.
11:07I mean, if you're going to post about it, I would love to add disclaimers and everything.
11:11That's why we're here.
11:11That's why we're here.
11:12And if it loses, they have to break up.
11:15It's a break up.
11:16Damn, that's pretty fucking intense.
11:18This needs to be promoted by our masses.
11:22Yeah, so we can do that.
11:23Yep.
11:24Yep.
11:24You're good.
11:25All right.
11:25Thank you, Jackie.
11:25All right.
11:26Good luck.
11:30What's wrong?
11:31Who was it?
11:33Who's it, Justin?
11:35It was Justin.
11:37No fucking way.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:39Let's go, Jackie.
11:40Listen, all we know is pressure.
11:42Justin Fields, 43-yard rushing touchdown.
11:44I was just FaceTiming Jackie so we could do a little.
11:47Update.
11:48Who needs an update?
11:49There's an update, Jackie.
11:51There's an update.
11:52Justin Fields.
11:54All right.
11:54All we need is Jamar Chase now.
11:56Oh, my goodness.
11:57They doubted us.
11:58That was fucking insane.
11:59That was fucking insane.
12:17You guys are done.
12:44Janney's over.
12:46Janney is over.
12:47He didn't say anything about not getting back together.
12:51But game three is today.
12:53If I have to throw it out there, I might be saying that maybe it's my time to pick up the
12:57pace in this relationship.
12:58And maybe we go with a Seiya Suzuki home run with a Kyle Tucker hit and two hits from Nico Horner
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13:10C.I. to the S.
13:11There you go.
13:16Here you go.
13:16Here you go.
13:17Here you go.
13:17Here you go.
13:21Let's try it.
13:24It's heartbreaking, right?
13:25Because you need a middleman.
13:26You're a businessman.
13:27You're not going to have to break up with your girlfriend, right?
13:29Man.
13:30And he was so close, too.
13:32We met last year at the golf tournament.
13:39Okay.
13:39Come out for that.
13:40Oh, yeah.
13:40I didn't go this year.
13:43Yeah.
13:43Are you ready to go?
13:44What's up, Fred?
13:45You just made an event at Mississippi State A&M, too.
13:48Oh, I'm on.
13:49What's up?
13:49Who's he got?
13:50A&M?
13:51I'm an adult.
13:51She's a Aggie.
13:52I'm the Bulldog.
13:55You're the dog?
13:55I'm the dog.
13:56My other co-host on one of my podcasts I've been working with for eight years, he also is a
14:00Mississippi State guy, and we yelled at each other all day yesterday.
14:03Fred and I are much nicer.
14:04That's what they basically, a mirror image of each other.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Same color, same everything.
14:10We the state school.
14:11They hate Texas.
14:12We hate Ole Miss.
14:13We don't know how that noise.
14:15Can't see them with your guys' back.
14:18Oh, this is the bet.
14:20I'm a big steak guy.
14:21I love a good steakhouse.
14:23How do you like it cooked?
14:24I like mine medium.
14:25Medium well, medium.
14:26All right.
14:27Rare.
14:28You know what?
14:29Since we're going to beat them, I might get a wet goose steak on her.
14:32I ain't not taking it easy on her.
14:34It's a steak dinner, like just straight.
14:35And he doesn't want to go against the threat.
14:37He doesn't want to forget how he said straight up.
14:39Keep those stinking points to yourself.
14:41All right.
14:42All right.
14:42Let's go do this.
14:43Because I'm going to try to keep some money out here.
14:44Potatoes, green spinach, red wine, and the butter cake.
14:48Butter cake.
14:49And I get 14 and a half pounds.
14:5214?
14:53That's what Vegas gave.
14:54I won the 50-50 yesterday at the Cubs.
15:01Oh, really?
15:0250 grand.
15:03Wow.
15:04Congrats.
15:04I've been playing it for like 12 years.
15:09I'm down.
15:09He was not?
15:10Yeah.
15:10He was dupe?
15:11Yeah.
15:11He was dupe?
15:11Yeah.
15:12All right.
15:13Emergency press conference.
15:14Cubs lose.
15:15That sucked.
15:16Mason Miller is incredible.
15:18Couldn't get a hit.
15:19But, uh, see that number right there?
15:26See that number right there?
15:28See that number right there?
15:30Does that look familiar?
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's that number.
15:39I fucking won it.
15:40I did it.
15:40I did it.
15:42So, so you won 108?
15:44No, it's 50 minutes, so I went half that.
15:46In other words, we went to charity.
15:47Oh, okay, okay, okay.
15:49Nice.
15:50We got a winner in here.
15:52Here's a word.
15:53I'm going to win it again today.
15:54Brother, I'm proud of you.
15:56I have lost overall.
15:58I want everybody to Ego's fans.
16:00Mr. Peterson, pleasure to meet you.
16:02Good to meet you.
16:03Pleasure to meet you.
16:03Thank you for bringing me the best one of my entire life.
16:05There you go.
16:06I'm here.
16:07Thanks.
16:07Thanks.
16:08You versus the coach that brought you your first Super Bowl.
16:12It's crazy.
16:13I love Doug Peterson.
16:14Love him to death.
16:15And, uh, no, I didn't want him fired.
16:17Wyatt?
16:18Like, there's nuance to this.
16:22Philly fans are very, very tough.
16:24I've always loved Doug Peterson.
16:26Guy brought us our first Super Bowl ever, and I'll always be grateful for him, but I do
16:30have to now, unfortunately, shut him down in that.
16:32Which I have not played goalie in a long time.
16:35Very nervous, but we'll see how it goes.
16:38No free goals?
16:39No free goals.
16:40That being said, if Doug Peterson does score on me, I'm not going to be mad about it.
16:47Go soccer!
16:47Oh my gosh.
17:10Oh my gosh.
17:10Go soccer!
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