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00:00We have to drink 99 beers and eat 99 hot dogs before the first pitch until the final pitch is completed.
00:07The champ, the greatest athlete in American history, Mr. Joey Chestnut.
00:14You guys are going to have to work.
00:17Oh, shit.
00:19What's that?
00:21Yo, it's not even funny. He ate a hot dog.
00:25I cannot be a part of it.
00:27He didn't even eat anything. I don't agree with this at all.
00:30You want me to try and cut?
00:41No, my finger. Do you understand what I'm... What are you going to cut?
00:44Oh, I got baby oil.
00:44It's a hook. The hook of the notebook is hooked into my finger.
00:49I don't know what to do.
00:55Okay, you got it. Okay, good.
00:56Jeez, Louie. Look at that.
00:58Oh, shit. He's bleeding.
01:00They shouldn't make these notebooks with these hooks in there like that if you can't put your finger in them.
01:06What is that? What did you bring me?
01:08Chase-style freak-off?
01:10When do we get that?
01:11All right, just finger in my notebook.
01:18Pray for Brandon in the comments.
01:19What kind of country is this where you can't finger your notebook anymore?
01:22What?
01:22So, Jerry's mad at me because, one, I'm the reason he bought a new car because I used to tell him that he bought a Kia, he used to say he bought a Kia truck and it was a minivan.
01:32I would just make fun of him for it, tell people his wife drove him to work every day, shit like that. And then he bought the new car.
01:37You want to laugh?
01:39They put me in a loaner.
01:43I have to return the Escalade to them.
01:46You know how I didn't have power seating?
01:47I was thinking about Jerry can't fit in his car now.
01:49Is it too tall?
01:50It's too tall for him.
01:51So, I bought the Escalade to Naperville.
01:53You know how you have power seating and higher or lower?
01:57They got to modify it to extend it for me.
02:00I can't see out.
02:02Well, yeah, tell them, tell them who made you, who made you get this new car.
02:06Jackie.
02:06But listen, I was driving just now.
02:08Did you not test drive the car before you bought it?
02:10No.
02:10Why?
02:10He saw it online and had like a breakdown last week.
02:13Well, he's been bullying me for a year now.
02:15Every day.
02:15Yeah, but like make a list and do test drives.
02:17Why are you letting people burn you?
02:19Instead of fucking burning a hundred grand on the car.
02:21I was driving to Naperville, I was off the seat like this.
02:24I couldn't.
02:25I'm not going to use a booster seat.
02:26I was going to say, do you?
02:27No, I'm not going to use a booster seat.
02:28No, a booster would be sick.
02:29Yeah.
02:30I can't do that.
02:31A booster seat would go hard.
02:32Yeah, it would be awesome.
02:33The good part is, I hope that's true.
02:35You could definitely just sell it right back with the same amount you bought it for.
02:39Bro, the dealership said we've never seen this before.
02:42They had to modify me to push it up more.
02:47Dude, let's get you a booster.
02:49A booster seat would be so fucking funny.
02:51If you buy me a booster, I'll put it in the car.
02:52I will buy a booster seat for you.
02:53I could see, but I can't see.
02:55My head is, I propped it up all the way, like people were telling me, and then I lowered
03:00the steering wheel down because people told me that on Twitter too.
03:03My vision with my eyes only goes to the windshield wiper.
03:06So...
03:07Wait, when you...
03:08Did you have a test drive?
03:10No.
03:11So what they're doing now is they're jerry-rigging the control to give me more boost on the seat,
03:18but then...
03:19Hacking it.
03:20Yeah, they jailbroke your car seat.
03:21But that's not the only problem.
03:22PFT said, once they boost me, my legs are going to go up more, so how am I going to reach
03:28the pedal?
03:29That opens up the second thing we talked about today.
03:31Hmm.
03:32You drive a certain way.
03:34With two feet, yeah.
03:35You drive with two feet.
03:37That's how I was taught, Brandon.
03:38Well, I'm not the only one that brought this up.
03:40I'm only bringing this up now on the act.
03:42This was a discussion we all had, correct?
03:44I'll call you right back, Mike.
03:45What?
03:46I'll call you right back.
03:47Yeah, Ozzy's dead.
03:48Bye.
03:49The fact that you drive with two feet, that's how I was taught.
03:55That's how my dad taught me.
03:57It's like the number one thing they teach you not to.
04:00No, that's bullshit.
04:01Your reaction is so much better.
04:02It pumps up the car.
04:04No, it doesn't.
04:05Yes, because you're using the accelerator and the brakes at the same time.
04:09Okay, so how do I pass my...
04:11You stood the whole time?
04:12Show him how you looked.
04:13How did I pass my road test, then?
04:18You're not winning this.
04:20I brought him in the minority.
04:22No, it's not the minority.
04:24It's the right way to do it in the wrong way.
04:26There is probably 20% of people who drive just like me.
04:29No way.
04:30Yes, there is.
04:31Yes, there is.
04:32No way.
04:33Okay, what do you want me to start driving one foot?
04:35I don't know how.
04:36That's how everyone drives.
04:37I mean, if your foot's on the brake the whole time.
04:38Also, if you're...
04:39If you're...
04:40If you're...
04:41You realize too that like if you're a good driver, like you shouldn't be touching the
04:46gas or brake very often to begin with.
04:48I am a good driver.
04:49But that's like you shouldn't be...
04:51Good drivers aren't like hitting the brake all the time, hitting the gas all the time.
04:55You're like...
04:56You're driving.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Cruise on the ball.
04:59I mean, listen.
05:00I know everybody's driving one foot, but I don't.
05:03Look at my left foot.
05:04On the brake.
05:05Mm-hmm.
05:06But your right foot was still on the gas.
05:07Brake.
05:08Gas.
05:09There's a car pulling out in front of you.
05:11There's a really funny photo of Jerry dangling his feet.
05:15And so I just tweeted that he had to go get his little Westcoid fixed.
05:18He didn't like that.
05:19You little pussy bitch!
05:20Nice Jack.
05:21Not the knife!
05:22Jerry!
05:23Jerry!
05:24Jerry!
05:25No knife!
05:27All this stuff, and then I saw another
05:29come back around the chair.
05:32Nice, Jerry.
05:33Not the knife.
05:34Jerry!
05:34Jerry!
05:35Jerry!
05:36Jerry!
05:40Jerry, no knife!
05:45He's gonna try to kill us.
05:48He's mad about my queen.
05:52He's crazy, bro.
05:54He's crazy.
05:55Why is this turning into an everyday thing?
06:00Jerry!
06:02My widow asked away.
06:03My widow asked away.
06:06That's crazy.
06:07That's pretty good training.
06:10Let's come bring these rules.
06:13What's up with the knife?
06:15Just a toy.
06:17What's up with the knife?
06:19Oh, that's a good knife.
06:25So they have to drink 99 beers.
06:30They gotta eat 99 hot dogs.
06:32Jesus Christ.
06:33And we're gonna be keeping score.
06:34We got Joey Chestnut, the famous 4th of July hot dog eater.
06:38We've got Tate, who's our famous fat guy.
06:40Wait, are you playing them tonight?
06:41Are you in?
06:42Yeah, no, we're playing the Cubs, but I am not playing tonight, so I'll watch.
06:45Got it.
06:45Yeah, you'll see them up there.
06:47Brandon, what's going on?
06:49What's up?
06:49How are you doing?
06:50Brandon Walker.
06:51Good to see you.
06:52Thanks for coming.
06:53Don't touch me.
06:54Come on, man.
06:55Don't touch me.
06:56Tough day at work.
06:57I gotta eat 11 hot dogs, drink 11 beers, and watch the Cubs game.
07:01I love Mincy.
07:03I'm officially on the lifetime Mincy fan list, but every time we do one of these streams,
07:08he calls the night before, and he's like, hey, a quick question.
07:12This time he wants to change the buns to low-carb buns.
07:16I said, Mincy, if you bring low-carb buns, you can use low-carb buns, which I respect.
07:22He's lost weight.
07:23Maybe I need to start switching out the buns when I eat 10 hot dogs.
07:27What time are the cinnamon rolls getting here, dude?
07:29That's the only reason I'm here.
07:31Gino's fiancé's cinnamon roll day, so I'm sitting here waiting for those two.
07:35It's Gino's fiancé's cinnamon roll day.
07:39Cinnamon roll day.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah, I thought so.
07:42I was sitting out on the floor today.
07:44Owen is excited as me.
07:45I've been having, I've had Gino notifications on all day.
07:49I would put that 15 if you wanted.
07:50T, you here for cinnamon rolls?
07:52I don't know what that means.
07:54Chief, you here for cinnamon rolls?
07:55Sorry?
07:56You here for the cinnamon rolls?
07:57I'm not.
07:58You have to eat 99 hot dogs.
08:01I should have seen them make them.
08:02They look good.
08:0499 hot dogs.
08:07It's unfortunate it falls on the same day.
08:09I agree with the pitch.
08:11What's up, G?
08:13How you doing?
08:1347.
08:15You got to bring them inside first?
08:17Yeah.
08:17Oh, okay.
08:18I'm doing.
08:18Come on.
08:19I'll set them up.
08:19I'll set them up.
08:20I'll set them up.
08:21I'll set them up.
08:22I'll set them up.
08:23I'll set them up.
08:24I'll set them up.
08:25Incredible.
08:26Good?
08:27So good.
08:28Is it for the first 47 people here or the first 47 you've eaten?
08:32Ha!
08:33I'm just kidding.
08:34I'm going to start the rumor that they're not very good.
08:36And then I get them more.
08:37Where's the last thing I'm eating before?
08:39Oh, for real?
08:40Yep.
08:41Look.
08:42Failing to prepare.
08:43Preparing to fail.
08:47Oh, wrong drawer.
08:50Went and got my keto bread for tonight.
08:52Couldn't find keto hot dog buns.
08:54I'm probably going to have to eat crap ton hot dogs.
08:57Can eat as much meat as you want.
08:59Can't eat 11 buns.
09:01Zero net carbs per slice of bread.
09:04You know, look at this figure.
09:05I mean, look at this, dude.
09:06We're down 40 pounds this year.
09:08Can't be eating 12, 15 hot dog buns tonight.
09:11Can't have it.
09:12So, we're ready to go.
09:13Dude, I'm so excited.
09:14It's my Super Bowl.
09:15It's my Super Bowl.
09:16I've trained for this by the way.
09:18We'll see how Tate does with all the big boys.
09:21This is going to be the skinny side of everything.
09:24It is.
09:25This whole thing was a long carpet.
09:26I'm standing right in the middle.
09:28And then you're like, damn, Tate looks skinny.
09:30Yeah, but I'm hitting those Zampak after this,
09:31so it's all going to work out in the end.
09:33Who are you most worried about?
09:34Max, he has a terrible attitude.
09:37I'm like, hey, you excited?
09:38He's like, no, I don't want to do this.
09:40I'm not going to give you all my effort.
09:43Pissed off about that.
09:44Other than that, I think we have a great team.
09:47I was swindled.
09:48I was manipulated into doing this this week.
09:51But now that I'm here, I'm happy to be doing it.
09:54Actually, that's a lie.
09:56I'm not happy to be doing it.
09:57I'm not happy to be doing it at all.
09:59I'm trying to...
10:01This physique needs to change.
10:03The physique needs to change.
10:05And eating 15 hot dogs tonight isn't going to help it.
10:09Let's just poke the fat boy.
10:11He's always got to be fat.
10:13That's what happens sometimes in this company.
10:16Here we go.
10:31What's going on?
10:33Ready to go?
10:34I'm excited, but I'll say this.
10:36I've had three people come up to me and tell me right now that the dogs are big.
10:40Have you seen a dog?
10:42We can't be doing this with quarter pound dogs.
10:46Everyone wants to drink beer.
10:47No one wants to eat dogs.
10:48And to hear that the dogs are huge is a problem.
10:50If only we had Joey fucking Chesney.
10:53Fucking sweating balls.
10:55Let's go, Daniel!
11:00I only brought one shirt.
11:02I don't know.
11:04I guess I packed one shirt.
11:05And I went on a run.
11:06Not to brag.
11:07And I'm just super sweaty.
11:08And this is all I have.
11:09What's up, Joey?
11:10I'm Tate.
11:11Tate.
11:12Oh, fuck it.
11:13We heard you're a better drinker here anyway.
11:15Is that true?
11:16It's debatable.
11:17That's what someone told you.
11:18I don't remember.
11:19What are you receiving?
11:21Blur that.
11:22Blur that.
11:23Blur that.
11:24Get out of here.
11:25You're looking slim.
11:26Oh, much better.
11:27Are you worried the Ozempic's going to impact the performance?
11:29No, I didn't take my shot for the last two weeks.
11:31And I didn't have.
11:32I have empty stomach.
11:33No booze.
11:34No food today.
11:35No Ozempic shot.
11:36I'm ready to fucking put on a shot.
11:38You guys are going to have to work.
11:40You're fucked.
11:41Oh shit.
11:42We're so fucked.
11:43We're so fucked.
11:44How are we feeling?
11:45What's the vibes?
11:46I feel like I got some well in it.
11:47I don't like it.
11:48I'm rattled.
11:49I'm rattled.
11:50I'm like.
11:51I'm getting scared vibes off of my house right now.
11:52Yeah, I'm rattled.
11:53I'm rattled.
11:54I'm getting scared vibes off of my house right now.
11:55Yeah, I'm rattled.
11:56I'm trying to get things out there.
11:57Those are the biggest hot dogs I've ever seen in my life.
11:58We need to cut it in half.
11:5999 is so many.
12:00I'm officially scared.
12:01That's like seeing.
12:02That's like rolling up and you see.
12:03Adrian Peterson, fucking Ray Lewis.
12:04Everyone seeing those hot dogs took the wind out of the hole in it.
12:06I don't like it.
12:07I'm rattled.
12:08I'm rattled.
12:09I'm rattled.
12:10I'm like.
12:11I'm getting scared vibes off of my house right now.
12:12Yeah, I'm rattled.
12:13I'm trying to get things out there.
12:14Those are the biggest hot dogs I've ever seen in my life.
12:16We need to cut it in half.
12:1799 is so many.
12:19I'm officially scared.
12:21That's like seeing.
12:22That's like rolling up and you see Adrian Peterson, fucking Ray Lewis.
12:27Everyone seeing those hot dogs took the wind out of the hole.
12:30Obviously you don't want to put any like condiments to make it harder.
12:34Is mustard okay?
12:35I don't mind putting condiments on it, like especially mustard.
12:40Yeah, well mustard's not going to be that much better.
12:42If it helps you eat it.
12:43We don't put condiments on because it just takes too long.
12:46Yeah.
12:47And it just works with like a rhythm.
12:48Yeah, I figured putting onions, you don't want to put anything.
12:50You'll make them more full.
12:51Yeah, you have enough time.
12:52If there's a flavor you like and you're comfortable with it, do it.
12:54Okay.
12:55Here you go.
12:56You'll let the man himself set it.
12:58We're eating mustard on it.
12:59Just keep going.
13:01Just keep going.
13:02Don't stop.
13:03One every half inning.
13:04That'd be 18 dogs.
13:05That'd be a lot.
13:06One every half inning.
13:07You can do that.
13:08Visualize the food settling.
13:10I need a dog.
13:11If you visualize it enough, your muscles will work together.
13:13Push it down.
13:15Lessons from the pros.
13:16I shouldn't even say the pros.
13:17We're talking about Captain America here.
13:19Lessons from Captain America.
13:20Breathe in your chest and out your belly.
13:23Would you rather get a golf lesson from Tiger Woods?
13:26I'd rather go with Tiger Woods.
13:27Or a eating lesson from Troy Chestnut.
13:29I might go with a lesson from Troy Chestnut because I've never gotten a golf lesson from
13:33Tiger Woods, but I got eating lessons from Troy Chestnut.
13:35We're calm.
13:36We're happy.
13:37We're loose.
13:38I want to have a good time.
13:39I'm going to fucking yell at you.
13:41You can do it.
13:44You've got to get eyes on these dogs.
13:47The big thing to remember here, and it's going to be easier to remember at the beginning
13:50than the end, your beers and dogs do not count unless you give Lucas, our manager, an empty
13:57cup or an empty foil.
13:59So you're going to get your dogs and beers from him and return.
14:02That's how we're going to keep track.
14:04Also, the more drunk you get, it'll be a nice little interaction.
14:07But you drink your beer.
14:08You show him it's gone.
14:10He gives you another one.
14:11Same with the dogs.
14:12You eat your dog.
14:13You show him the foil.
14:14You get another one.
14:18The premise is simple.
14:19We got a team of nine of our biggest, fattest dudes at Barstool, and we are going to watch
14:24the ball game.
14:25We have to drink 99 beers and eat 99 hot dogs before the first pitch until the final pitch
14:31is completed.
14:32The champ, the greatest athlete in American history.
14:36He's only drinking beers tonight, Mr. Joey Chestnut.
14:39Let's go.
14:40Let's go.
14:41Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:43Let's go, baby.
14:44Let's go.
14:45Here we go.
14:46Here we go.
14:47Here we go.
14:54Here we go.
14:55Here we go.
14:56Here.
14:57Here we go.
14:58Here we go.
14:59How many dogs do you eat?
15:01Yes, George.
15:02How many do you eat?
15:03I eat.
15:04Mitty's eating for me.
15:05That's true.
15:06I'm drinking for him.
15:07We're trying to hot dogs in the pool, boys.
15:09We're hot.
15:10Don't feel it.
15:11You're very hot.
15:12Let's go for the guys.
15:13You're a guy who haven't been really good.
15:14Guys, Mitty's four dogs do.
15:15You're a señor boy.
15:20Here we go.
15:21The best dog.
15:23That's the fifth dog in the first inning.
15:25Still feel like the engine's wet.
15:27Once you stop it.
15:33I'm not you. I'm me.
15:35So what would you do?
15:37I'm not you. You're not me.
15:39So what are you doing?
15:41It's not counting what's in your head right now.
15:43I just want it on record.
15:45I am on Ozepic.
15:47So this is a Jordan flu game.
15:49Fucking pushing through.
15:51How many beers are we at?
15:53Me? No, it's the team.
15:55Don't worry about me.
15:57Don't worry about me.
15:59I'm not a 15.
16:01Number eight.
16:03Dog eight.
16:05I don't want to think like this.
16:11Good, good.
16:13Five dogs, three beers.
16:15I'm not drunk in the slightest.
16:17My stomach is just full.
16:19Each bite is just a little bit.
16:21I'm relatively fat to what I used to be.
16:23How about that?
16:25You just talk about how fat you are and you're just not fat.
16:27I'm not fat.
16:29Bro, I would kill to look like you Dana.
16:31Fuck off.
16:33Let me get some fuck Danas in the chat.
16:35I don't think we're getting these hot dogs though.
16:37We might need to utilize White Sox Dave and Anika.
16:39What if we take away that rule?
16:41I'm drinking the beers first, Joey.
16:43Get it, Joey.
16:44How many beers are you at?
16:45You said six.
16:46Right.
16:47You said that I could go at my pace.
16:48I'm at six beers.
16:49I have a question.
16:50You were like, eat at your own pace.
16:51Can I have a question?
16:52Can I ask a question?
16:53Why do you have to eat my dog?
16:54I'm fucking real.
16:55Hey, hey, hey.
16:56Everyone relax.
16:57Hey, hey!
16:58Hey!
16:59Hey!
17:00Hey!
17:01Hey!
17:02Hey!
17:03Hey!
17:04Hey!
17:05Hey!
17:06Hey!
17:07Hey!
17:08Oh!
17:09Hey!
17:10Hey!
17:11Hey!
17:12Hey!
17:13Hey!
17:14Hey!
17:15Hey!
17:16Hey!
17:17Hey!
17:18Hey!
17:19Hey!
17:20Hey!
17:21Hey!
17:22Hey!
17:23Why do you have gloves on?
17:28I'm going tarps off. I can't do it anymore. I have to go tarps off. Oh, Lord.
17:36Anybody else?
17:46Suck in.
17:48Let me see, dude. I got it. No, let me see you suck in that gut, dude.
17:52I think I'm going to have Dave tap in for me.
17:56Lucas, I'm out.
17:58How you doing?
18:00I'm fucking...
18:01Thank you, Max. Thank you, Max.
18:02You're not fucking at me.
18:03I'm trying to make it to the seventh inning stretch so I can get my dick off.
18:07Everybody has to have a fucking hot dog.
18:10They're not going to eat themselves.
18:12It's not going to get easier.
18:14All right, boys.
18:14There's been 39 more fucking hot dogs.
18:17Franks?
18:18Are you shitting me?
18:19All right, there's nobody here we can be bad at.
18:21Everyone's doing their job.
18:22Less beers, more dogs.
18:24That's it.
18:24Super-tiny.
18:25Dude, I'm fucking serious.
18:26Joey, get him.
18:28You're on camera.
18:29You're on stage.
18:31No, don't be sorry to me.
18:33No, it's not even funny.
18:34You need a hot dog.
18:36Are you breathing?
18:37I'm breathing.
18:38I don't think you're breathing.
18:40Blow it.
18:42You're holding a dog in your hand.
18:44I know.
18:44I know.
18:45I know.
18:46Go look at it.
18:47Eat it.
18:47I don't have that in my bag, chestnut.
18:49This is democracy.
18:51I know.
18:52Some people have to carry other people.
18:53I'm trying to show fun.
18:55We have to carry the other people.
18:58We're going to have to carry the other people.
19:00Push it down.
19:01That's what Joey said.
19:04I'm trying to do this.
19:06I cannot be a part of it.
19:08This is...
19:09This motherfucker shouldn't even...
19:12He didn't even eat anything.
19:13I don't know if I agree with this.
19:15I don't agree with this at all.
19:16I didn't come here for a haircut.
19:38Do you know what I mean?
19:43It's like a demon's in control of your body.
19:46Jesus.
19:46Just take a deep breath.
19:49And you first breathe into your chest.
19:53And then...
19:54Next time, breathe into your belly.
19:57So you're going first to your chest.
19:59Do your chest breathe.
20:01And then do your belly breathe.
20:02Okay.
20:03Push this fucking belly out.
20:06How far can you push it out?
20:07How far can you push it out?
20:08I'm going to push it out.
20:09All right.
20:10Woo!
20:12Let's go!
20:21Turn around.
20:22I'm going to...
20:23Ah!
20:25Come on, set it up!
20:26Oh, yeah!
20:27Come on!
20:28Oh, hell yeah!
20:32All right.
20:33Let's get some fucking dogs down.
20:35Let's go!
20:36Yeah.
20:36Come on!
20:37Oh, no!
20:38Oh, no!
20:38Oh, no!
20:39Oh, no!
20:39Oh, no!
20:40Oh, no!
20:40Oh, no!
20:41Oh, no!
20:41Oh, no!
20:42Oh, no!
20:42Oh, no!
20:43Oh, no!
20:43Oh, no!
20:43Oh, no!
20:44Oh, no!
20:44Oh, no!
20:45Oh, no!
20:45Stay calm.
20:46Read through your nose.
20:47Just fucking eat it.
20:50Dude, all you got to do is just eat it.
20:52Dude, oh, my God.
20:54You're killing me.
20:54Normal stinking dog is two ounces.
20:56You did us dirty.
20:58Oh, yeah.
20:59Dude, you should have fucking done some research.
21:01Where is it?
21:01Do you need those dogs?
21:02Normal dogs are two ounces.
21:04Where's the doitses?
21:05Oh, no!
21:07Oh, no!
21:08He's lying to us!
21:09Everyone needs one, and Beef's getting two.
21:12Fuck you!
21:13Fuck you!
21:14I don't like that.
21:15Yeah, Dana!
21:16Dana!
21:17Dana!
21:18Dana!
21:19Dana!
21:20Dana!
21:21Dana!
21:22Dana!
21:23Dana!
21:24Dana!
21:25Dana!
21:25Dana!
21:26Hey!
21:26Hey!
21:27Aaaaah!
21:28Today!
21:28I'm done!
21:29Eddie!
21:29Excellent job!
21:30All the people here, you've got one, two, three, four,
21:36five, and Dave.
21:37You should be right at one?
21:37Doits!
21:38Doits!
21:38Doits!
21:38And there's one in six.
21:39Two outs, guys!
21:400-2.
21:41Two outs.
21:44Eddie!
21:44Eddie!
21:45Eddie!
21:45Eddie!
21:45Eddie!
21:46Dave!
21:46Dave!
21:47Dave!
21:47Dave!
21:48Dave!
21:48Dave!
21:49Dave!
21:50Dave!
21:51Dave's got like a corner of the dog left.
21:51Can you pull that out of your mouth?
21:53Come on, come on.
21:55Come on.
21:57Come on.
21:59Come on.
22:01Come on.
22:03Come on.
22:05Yeah.
22:07Yeah!
22:09Yeah!
22:11You fucking knew it!
22:13The best son you've spent.
22:1518 years, man.
22:1718 years!
22:19I'm really ready.
22:21Shout out Joey Chestnut.
22:23Shout out to everyone who participated.
22:25Barclay After Dark.
22:27Cubs victory.
22:29Barclay After Dark victory.
22:31See you guys next Tuesday.
22:35What a rally by the team.
22:37I thought we were deader than fried chicken.
22:39I really did.
22:41You can never count this crew out.
22:43That's the moral of the story.
22:45L-Max.
22:47L-Max.
22:49That was fucking terrible.
22:51Those hot dogs were so big, dude.
22:53I'm ready to go to sleep.
22:55Deutsch is a fucking animal.
22:57He wants to go out and drink right now.
22:59I want to go to bed.
23:01I had a bad performance.
23:03I did.
23:04I'm okay.
23:05Max came in.
23:06He didn't want to do it.
23:07He had PMT late.
23:08I'm not even giving him shit.
23:09I get it.
23:10It would have been useless to not-
23:11You came in with a negative mindset.
23:13I was-
23:14No, yeah.
23:15I had a-
23:16I did.
23:17I did.
23:18I did.
23:19You're allowed to have the negative mindset.
23:20We still got it.
23:21We got it.
23:22We got it.
23:23I did what I needed to do.
23:24I had six beers, six dogs, five innings.
23:27I did the Little League challenge.
23:29Some people forget that Little League games are six innings.
23:32I'm a Little League-
23:34He has a point.
23:35No, I was not.
23:36I was LVP.
23:37I was LVP.
23:38And that's okay.
23:39I'm okay.
23:40I'm okay with taking an L.
23:41We're out.
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