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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:30Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:34Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:38Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:47I promise.
00:50I love you so much.
00:52I love you, sweetie.
00:55I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:00I'm so sorry.
01:01I'm so sorry.
01:02I think that's fine.
01:03Hey, I'm sorry.
01:04I'm so sorry.
01:05I'm so sorry.
01:06I'm so sorry.
01:07I think that's fine.
01:08Hey, I'm sorry.
01:09Didn't see that coming.
01:10Handsome guy.
01:11Unexpected kiss.
01:12Unp.
01:13Unp.
01:15Unp.
01:16Unp.
01:17Unp.
01:18Oh.
01:19Well...
01:20I'm sorry, that was, um, I think, I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:32Didn't see that coming.
01:34Handsome guy. Unexpected kiss.
01:42Are you okay?
01:46Okay.
01:50Well, well, if it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion?
01:58Are you pregnant too?
02:02I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
02:04We broke up, what, three months ago?
02:06And Candy is six months along.
02:08Impressive timeline.
02:10Oh, please!
02:12You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
02:16Or, are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
02:24Hey, get that back!
02:26If you're not married by 30, Ethan, the trust and the confidence go to your brother.
02:30It's final.
02:32Look, Mom, seriously, I...
02:38Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months.
02:44Oh, for her, for her, for her thing.
02:46Wow.
02:48Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
02:50Fuck, fuck!
02:52This is truly a plot twist.
02:54I'm really worried about you, Claire.
03:04I mean, a girl with your history?
03:06Do you think you're gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
03:10You're basically a clearance rack.
03:12Expired, free, and still no takers.
03:16No takers.
03:18You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
03:22Yeah.
03:24MIT, 6-2, IQ off the charts, trust fund heir.
03:30Practically built for greatness.
03:32Way better than loser rider.
03:36Boyfriend?
03:38Ew.
03:39Sure, Claire.
03:40Uh, let me guess.
03:42He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
03:44Or some bullshit like that?
03:46And the best thing of all?
03:48He has the one thing you can't buy.
03:50Oh.
03:52Kindness.
03:54Funny.
03:55You're funny.
03:56How about we make a bet?
03:58If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
04:03If you were just a dried up old woman, you have to admit it.
04:07Out loud, and to the public.
04:09Oh, baby, you're bad.
04:12Little violin for you.
04:16And if I win, you stray through the office naked.
04:19Screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
04:27Deal.
04:28Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
04:30Nobody wants you.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:34What the fuck did I just do?
04:36Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
04:42Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
04:46Oh, God, someone help me.
04:48Now, that's interesting.
04:50You know, I think I could help with that.
05:05Ethan Reed.
05:06MIT PhD.
05:07IQ 200.
05:08That's my medical report.
05:09No genetic disorders, clean family history.
05:12I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
05:18Okay.
05:20What's the catch?
05:22You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock in my inheritance.
05:28And in return, you get my sperm.
05:32And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet.
05:35That's really all you want?
05:36A paper marriage?
05:39Look, Claire.
05:41I'm not looking for love.
05:42I'm looking for efficiency.
05:47Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
05:53Alright?
05:54Deal.
05:55Deal.
06:04Boss.
06:07Prenuptial agreement.
06:13Thanks.
06:15Okay.
06:17Three rounds of artificial insemination.
06:19Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
06:22Contract terminates after three months.
06:24Hmm?
06:27I'd like to add one more term.
06:28Oh?
06:29Financial independence.
06:31I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
06:35Fair enough.
06:36If that's what you want, I'm in.
06:39Great.
06:40Great.
06:46Lovely.
06:47Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
06:49Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
06:54Sure.
06:57Good luck.
07:03Mrs. Reed.
07:04Would you like to go in with him?
07:05Show him a little...
07:07Support.
07:08Oh, no.
07:09I'm actually...
07:10No, no.
07:11Excuse me.
07:12I...
07:13Oh!
07:14Oh, no.
07:15Excuse me.
07:16I...
07:21Hey.
07:23Need any, uh...
07:25Help?
07:26With that?
07:27Oh.
07:28And, um...
07:29How, pray tell, do you plan on...
07:32Helping me?
07:33No, I, um...
07:34Necessary.
07:35Um...
07:36No, I did not mean that I was gonna...
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51Shut up.
07:52Shut up.
07:53Shut up.
07:54Please.
07:55How do I turn this off?
07:56Um...
07:57Uh-huh.
07:58Shut up.
07:59How do I...
08:00How do I make this stop?
08:01This is so crazy.
08:02Um...
08:10Like that.
08:14Um, you should probably...
08:16You know, get started.
08:17I probably should.
08:18Yeah.
08:19I'm gonna...
08:20I'm gonna wait outside.
08:21Be my guest.
08:22Okay.
08:23Bye.
08:28Adorable.
08:32Enjoying yourself?
08:39Doctor.
08:40Thank you, Mr. Reed.
08:41Of course.
08:42We'll begin shortly.
08:43You can wait outside.
08:44Okay.
08:46If you need anything, just...
08:48Yell for me.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Boss.
08:57You married someone out of the blue?
08:58Feels a little impulsive.
08:59Even for you.
09:00No.
09:01It's not impulsive.
09:02Actually, she's...
09:03I don't know.
09:04She's...
09:05Interesting.
09:06Anyways, what'd you find?
09:07Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
09:09Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
09:11Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
09:12Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
09:13Said it wasn't feminine enough.
09:14Bye, Nova.
09:15Make Claire the new design director.
09:16I'll see you next time.
09:17I'll see you next time.
09:18I'll see you next time.
09:19Bye.
09:20Bye.
09:21Bye.
09:22Bye.
09:23Bye.
09:24Bye.
09:25Bye.
09:26Bye.
09:27Bye.
09:28Bye.
09:29Bye.
09:30Bye.
09:31Bye.
09:32Bye.
09:33Bye.
09:34Bye.
09:35Bye.
09:36Bye.
09:37Bye.
09:38Bye.
09:39Bye.
09:40Bye.
09:41Bye.
09:42Wait, seriously?
09:43Yeah.
09:43Look.
09:44Our marriage may have...
09:45a deadline.
09:47But she's still my wife.
09:48Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
09:50I'm just dead, sir.
09:52Now!
09:53Go get the car ready.
09:55We have to go meet mom.
09:56Copy.
09:57Bye.
10:06Hello?
10:07Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
10:08We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
10:10Oh, wonderful.
10:17Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
10:20I might actually get to be a mom now.
10:23Of course.
10:25But, um, you know, we are married now.
10:29And you are my wife.
10:31Call me Ethan.
10:33Fake wife.
10:35Remember?
10:38Right.
10:40So, Ethan, you've done your part.
10:44When do I get to do mine?
10:46Right now.
10:47We're about to go meet my mother.
10:50Okay.
10:55Mother.
10:57This is my wife, Claire.
11:00Claire, my mother.
11:02Nora.
11:03Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
11:06Hi.
11:08Oh, sweetie.
11:14I've been looking forward to this for so long.
11:17And you rascal.
11:19So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
11:22Uh, yeah, I'll explain that eventually.
11:26Of course.
11:27Wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
11:29Come, Byron.
11:30They have a mission.
11:31Making me a grandchild.
11:32Don't have too much fun.
11:33Okay.
11:34That's my mother.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Uh, sorry for driving me here without having a chance to pack.
11:44This should do for now, right?
11:45Thanks.
11:46I wish.
11:47Oh.
11:48I wish.
11:49I wish.
11:50I wish.
11:51I wish.
11:52I wish.
11:53I wish.
11:54I wish.
11:55I wish.
11:56I wish.
11:57I wish.
11:58I wish.
11:59I wish.
12:00I wish.
12:01I wish.
12:02The ducking, the ducking.
12:03Eight.
12:05Okay.
12:06That's what you do for now, right?
12:08Thanks.
12:09... of course.
12:10And...
12:11I'm...
12:12...
12:13I'll...
12:14... go and...
12:15... make something to eat.
12:18Get yourself out of the room.
12:24Oh.
12:25Oh my God.
12:26Even his cologne is perfect.
12:29I mean, my knees are actually weak.
12:31Too bad it's just temporary. Three months and that is it.
12:35God, get a grip. What am I doing?
12:40Uh, what are you making?
12:56I'm...
12:58...making some things.
12:59True.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:05I just got promoted.
13:07Design director, I start tomorrow.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:10Oh, God.
13:13Oh, shit. I am so sorry. I did not do that.
13:15No, no, no. It's fine.
13:16No, really, it's...
13:19Oh, Claire.
13:20Yeah?
13:21Claire, be careful, please.
13:23No, it's fine. There's just a huge thing.
13:25No, Claire, you don't under...
13:27Oh.
13:28Oh, okay.
13:29Oh!
13:30Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:36Careful. Claire, you are playing with fire.
13:40Mrs. Reed.
13:42Holy shit.
13:43Yep.
13:45Definitely hard.
13:47And definitely huge.
13:49Oh, jeez. I...
13:50I, um...
13:51No. No, it's not really.
13:58Okay.
13:59That body should come with a warning label.
14:01That body should come with a warning label.
14:06Ugh.
14:07You made this mess.
14:16You clean it up.
14:17Uh...
14:18Where are you going?
14:19Oh, I'm just...
14:20I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:21You know, put out the...
14:22flare you started.
14:23You made this mess.
14:24Uh...
14:25Where are you going?
14:26Oh, I'm just...
14:27I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:28You know, put out the...
14:29flare you started.
14:30You clean it up.
14:32Uh, where are you going?
14:35Oh, I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:38You know, put out the fire you started.
14:50If I'm the new design director,
14:52candy better start packing up her desk.
15:00I can't wait.
15:03Yeah.
15:04What's going on here?
15:06Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
15:09Nova got bowed out yesterday.
15:11Word is he's rich, young, and single.
15:14I call dips.
15:16Eau Claire, don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
15:21Maybe you could try your luck with the new CEO.
15:24Lots of old money there.
15:26With a face like that, land the CEO?
15:29Please.
15:30What are you gonna do, sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
15:37I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
15:39Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
15:42Oh, please.
15:43You have been so heartbroken you can't even manage a rebound.
15:47What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
15:50I don't need divine conception.
15:53And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
15:56I'm tired.
15:57Please.
15:58Keep my hat on, Ryder.
16:10Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:12Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:14Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:15Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:17Is it...?
16:18Uh...
16:19Uh...
16:20Uh...
16:21Uh...
16:22Welcome, sir.
16:23I'm...
16:24Claire.
16:25From design.
16:26Hm.
16:27Claire.
16:28Design director.
16:29Effective...
16:30Immediately.
16:31What?
16:32Uh...
16:33Uh...
16:34Yes, sir.
16:35Okay, what?
16:36She is barely qualified and I have been running this program for two years.
16:49If...
16:50If she is director, then who am I?
16:51Support staff.
16:52Come on, that is blatant favoritism.
16:54Byron, I've done some research on Nova before acquiring it.
16:56This sketch...
16:57Created by Miss Miller herself, has had the highest performing markers a year straight.
17:01If she's director, then who am I?
17:06Support staff.
17:08Come on, that is blatant favoritism!
17:13Byron, I've done some research on NOVA before acquiring it.
17:16This sketch, created by Miss Miller herself,
17:21has had the highest performing markers a year straight.
17:24If anything, I'd say this promotion is long overdue.
17:31So how do you know the new CEO?
17:41I...I don't...
17:44Don't lie.
17:45He comes and promotes you first thing, and you don't know him?
17:51Come on, babe.
17:52The new guy's obviously clueless.
17:54That's why he picked her.
17:55No real skill.
17:59It won't lie.
18:01Ethan?
18:03Claire.
18:07Why did you buy NOVA?
18:08And make me the director?
18:11Well...because you're my wife.
18:12Ethan?
18:15Claire!
18:19Why did you buy Nova and make me the director?
18:23Well, because you're my wife.
18:27And more importantly, you're talented.
18:31Look Claire, I'm not going to waste that.
18:34But everyone's gonna think I'm just here because of you.
18:40Maybe, but...
18:42We're connected nonetheless, Claire.
18:45Contract or not, you are the future mother of my child.
18:48And the future mother of my child will not be disrespected.
18:51So, I'll tell everyone today and clear the air.
18:54No!
18:55Wait, Ethan, you can't go public.
18:59Please.
19:01I don't want to be the woman who's known for...
19:04using your sperm to climb the ladder.
19:07Seen by whom?
19:09Ryder? Candy?
19:11Anyone!
19:11You're the CEO, Ethan.
19:13I'm just...
19:14I'm just someone under contract.
19:19And in three months, it's all over.
19:22Isn't it?
19:23All right.
19:27It's your choice.
19:30Okay.
19:30Yeah, Byron, what is with that woman?
19:42I mean, any sane person would kill to be Mrs. Reed, right?
19:45She acts like it's a life sentence.
19:49That must be what makes her so...
19:51interesting?
19:53Hmm.
19:53Maybe.
19:56Maybe.
20:09Long meeting with the CEO.
20:11I guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list.
20:15Someone seems desperate.
20:19What?
20:20Are you nervous?
20:21Afraid you'll lose the back.
20:24Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:31Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:32I'm Mabach.
20:49Maybach
21:01What does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach
21:15Nothing, no sign of it again
21:18Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale
21:20Mr. Reed says you've all been working hard
21:23Lunch is on him
21:24Design team, you've got their own special menu
21:27Thank you
21:28Boss, you're doing wonderful
21:32You bring that to you, Claire
21:34Thank you
21:48Tastes fine to me
22:06Unless you're pregnant or something
22:10You've got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere
22:13Please, um
22:27I'm just not feeling great
22:29Oh
22:30I'm gonna go to the bathroom
22:33Oh, you're ready
22:34Claire
22:35Could she really be pregnant?
22:39Oh
22:40Could she really be pregnant?
22:40What the hell?
22:53This is the ladies' room
22:54No way
22:55Are you seriously pregnant?
22:56Back off
22:57That is none of your business
22:58This is if your concerns are bet
22:59Now spill
23:00Who's the Maybach guy?
23:02Your sperm donor?
23:05She said back off
23:06What the hell?
23:36She's not really pregnant, is she?
23:41No, I don't see why that would be any concern of yours.
23:44Well, hey, I'm just looking out for her, boss.
23:46I mean, after all, she used to be my girlfriend.
23:52Guess her eggs really are busted, aren't they?
23:54Or maybe that perfect gene donor of yours?
23:56Shooting blanks.
23:58I'll tell you what.
23:59I'll help you out for old times' sake.
24:01Spend one night with me and then, boom, I'm sorry.
24:06You are disgusting!
24:11Oh, you bitch.
24:16Touch her, and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do.
24:20Fuck.
24:21What the fuck?!
24:23Sorry, it's just a joke.
24:25From Linux.
24:26You're awfully protective of your employee.
24:28Something I should know about?
24:29Yeah!
24:32What happens between Claire and me is none of your goddamn business.
24:36So, your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
24:40Okay?
24:55Claire?
24:57Claire?
24:58Hey.
24:59No.
25:00I'm not feeling good.
25:02I'm sorry.
25:03Here.
25:10You've been under a lot of stress, which can reduce ovarian function.
25:13Probably why conception hasn't happened.
25:15You need rest, moderate exercise, and a better mood before the next artificial insemination.
25:20So, it's my fault.
25:22Hey.
25:23No, no, no.
25:24No, none of this is your fault.
25:29Alright?
25:30We still have time, and...
25:32We're in this together.
25:33Okay?
25:34Light movement helps.
25:35Walks.
25:36Swimming.
25:37Yoga.
25:38Anything to keep your brain slow and present.
25:39You know, I bet you're pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
25:40Great.
25:41Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
25:42Gentlemen, support your partners.
25:43We're ready to go.
25:44We're ready to go.
25:45We'll be ready to go.
25:46Do you have time to go?
25:47Yeah.
25:48Do you have time to go?
25:49No, no.
25:50Okay?
25:51All right.
25:52I'm glad you're ready to go.
25:53I'm glad you're ready.
25:54You're ready to go.
25:55You know, I bet you're a pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
26:01Great.
26:05Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
26:08Gentlemen, support your partners.
26:10Breathe together.
26:12Don't worry, I'm not going to try anything.
26:26Just relax.
26:29Now, gently lean back.
26:32Your back rest against your partner's chest.
26:35And feel their support.
26:37Feel the connection, their grounding presence.
26:40It's okay.
26:42Trust me.
26:50You know, you're kind of irisistible when you're zen.
27:10Now take your partner in your arms and slowly lean back together.
27:20Feel that stretch in your spine and breathe through it.
27:24Ready?
27:26Yeah.
27:28Nice.
27:30You're good.
27:32Yeah.
27:34Whoa!
27:36Oh my god.
27:37You're good.
27:38Yeah.
27:39Oh my god.
27:40I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:42Lucky me.
27:44He's just a contract partner.
27:46So why the hell is my heart doing back flips?
27:50Oh my god.
27:51Oh my god.
27:52Oh my god.
27:53Oh my god.
27:54I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:57Lucky me.
27:59He's just a contract partner.
28:02So why the hell is my heart doing back flips?
28:05Um, is that carrot your mortal enemy?
28:23Because you've turned it into confetti.
28:25You try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition.
28:28I'm a novice under pressure, okay?
28:31You're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet?
28:34That's oddly endearing.
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