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Coronation Street 29th January 2026
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00:47Listen, honey, you've been tossing a tenny all night
00:50So how about ring Roy, explain that you're not up to him, I'm sure you'll understand
00:53I am not for it
00:54No, a bit of crayon
00:55The older space are good to go
00:57Okay, Bernie, grief is a process, okay
00:59It takes time, there's no
01:00There's no hiding from it, there's no shame in it
01:02Yeah, and I could spike till I drop, but it changes now
01:05So listen, how about I pick up the quads, lighten your load
01:07I was missing in action the first time round, I've got a load
01:10A lot to make up for
01:11You know, that's ancient history
01:12Okay, you're a wonderful mother, you're a wonderful grandmother, but you're
01:15You're not a superwoman, you're getting grief must out, right
01:17How about I do me, and you do you
01:19Yeah, because I'm
01:20I am worried about you
01:22Honey, I'm worried
01:25You keep up this pace, you're gonna hit a wall
01:27This has got to stop
01:29Serious
01:30Obviously
01:34You know best
01:35I'm tired
01:36So
01:37You know
01:39Matthew
01:40Oh, it's strange not seeing Billy up on the altar.
01:45Oh, it was. It really was.
01:48Oh, thanks, Ben.
01:50Tectonic plates have certainly shifted.
01:56How are you feeling, Bernie? Are you bearing up?
01:59I don't know.
02:01Spoken like a true Stoic.
02:02I was just saying to Sally, it's so strange.
02:05The bishop up there, no Billy.
02:08What with him being dad, you mean?
02:11Cross observation, I'm sorry.
02:14I know what you meant.
02:16Hey, Bernie, you still on for tonight? Starting off at the Rovers.
02:19Copy that, Sal.
02:20Right.
02:21She just needs to let off a bit of steam.
02:22Yeah, just what the doctor ordered.
02:25Oh, aye, what have you two been up with?
02:30Don't tell you dirty tickets. A lady never tells.
02:34Summer was in...
02:35Floods, understandably.
02:36Oh, she broke my heart.
02:38And Todd was just...
02:40Drunken, wasn't she?
02:42Bernie's been bottling it up.
02:44Well, there's no...
02:45One size fits all.
02:47Yeah, true.
02:48But, I mean, Deb did text.
02:50Keep an eye on her.
02:52Right.
02:53I am off-ski.
02:54I've got...
02:55A little banging headache.
02:56Try not to fall apart without my laters.
03:00Don't have to turn them off.
03:01It is a way comes along.
03:02God!
03:03Since we did there, she loved the camera for two hours.
03:04She was riots in herik 우리
03:28Oh, you know, made toasties, poured coffee, wiped tables.
03:34And so what's with the early dart then? How are you feeling?
03:37Like I'm going to punch the next person.
03:38Who asked me that?
03:41Sorry, I'm being a cow.
03:42No, I'm sorry. I'm clearly testing you.
03:44Listen, are you sure you don't want me to pick up the kids?
03:46No, they're expecting me. You get on with your...
03:48OK, well, listen, how about when you get back?
03:53Fix you a really piping hot bath and make you something lovely to...
03:57No, I...
03:58I haven't got time. I'm going to jump in the shower.
04:01I'm going out with the girls.
04:03Like another late one?
04:06Fingers crossed.
04:08What's that?
04:08Honey, you are eating like a bird. You're barely sleeping.
04:11Well, if I'm keeping you awake, I can sleep in hardies.
04:13But please, my point is that I really don't think another boozy night is the best...
04:18The best idea.
04:19Dev.
04:19No, the girls will understand.
04:22OK, but he was so pressured...
04:23He was so precious to you.
04:24He was a special link to poor.
04:25But yes, there was an ordeal for everyone, but this...
04:28Everyone is at me, right? Everyone has got an opinion.
04:33Honey, I am not everyone.
04:35You're suffocating me!
04:37BBC.
04:38Now, just... Isn't that just like grief-talking?
04:41No! No! It's me talking and you...
04:43It's you not listening!
04:45That's purr!
04:46HE SIGHS
04:48HE SIGHS
04:49HE SIGHS
04:51HE SIGHS
04:53HE SIGHS
04:54HE SIGHS
04:56HE SIGHS
04:57HE SIGHS
04:58HE SIGHS
04:59HE SIGHS
05:01HE SIGHS
05:02HE SIGHS
05:03HE SIGHS
05:08HE SIGHS
05:13You
05:18I would never pursue a married woman or anyone with a partner
05:23to that I can vouch for that as can I Alice is the one who did all the chasing
05:28it was intended that we meet last week and the flowers were an apology
05:33for cancellation a sweetener he was being a gentleman because that's who he is
05:38she never even mentioned me
05:4331 years three kids
05:48it's a prostitute
05:53Can I offer you a cup of tea?
05:58I'm sorry.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03I'm sorry.
06:09I hate January at the best of times.
06:11Poor old Billy dying.
06:14Todd's fiancé did such a lovely eulogy that I didn't say.
06:18Such a lot of love in that room.
06:21I told Ben we're having a happy...
06:23All spirits are half price.
06:25Minna!
06:26Yeah, Mum, get them in.
06:28I'm going back.
06:29Sometimes it pays to drink yourself, stupid.
06:32You're back.
06:33Ka-ching, ka-ching.
06:33And the first round is on the house.
06:36Oh, nice one!
06:37You, Maggie, are an...
06:38I'm pretty sure I can have you cancelled for that.
06:43Right now, what's...
06:43I'm pretty sure I can have you cancelled for that.
06:44Right now, what's...
06:45Tea, ice and slice, please.
06:46Large body, please.
06:48You know, to help process my grief.
06:49Large glass...
06:50I'm sorry I never met you or Paul.
06:55Bye.
06:55My whole account's a lovely fella.
06:57Yeah, he was.
06:58He was, yeah.
06:59Hey, come on, girls!
07:00That booth has got our name on it.
07:03Can you, uh, get a wiggle on, please?
07:05Glenda, I'm parched.
07:10Oh, dear, oh, dear.
07:13I can't keep up.
07:14There, it's not like you.
07:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:17Don't eat this, the funeral.
07:19Mm.
07:20Yeah, thank you.
07:20Thank you for everything.
07:21Oh, it was an honor.
07:22I mean, it was an honor.
07:23I never wanted to.
07:24Yeah, yeah.
07:25I know.
07:26I know what you mean.
07:30If ever you need to unburden yourself.
07:32To be honest, I just want to get it off my face.
07:35I can't relate to that.
07:36Right?
07:37Well, I better keep them coming and laughing.
07:38After a minute.
07:39Oh, I can't help.
07:40Yeah, that's out.
07:41How about a pint of lime and soda?
07:43Maggie darling, that is not.
07:45It's not gonna line your pockets.
07:46It will line your stomach, though.
07:49I know.
07:50I know you're hurting.
07:51We're all out in.
07:52Believe in Bill Gates.
07:53He's got his problem.
07:55I never met Paul, but I really...
08:00He liked Billy.
08:01You have to hang on to the fact that they're in a better place.
08:05What about the culture analysis?
08:07Maggie's only trying to be kind.
08:10She isn't there.
08:11What do you reckon?
08:12Oh, my God.
08:15They're at peace.
08:16And we're left to get on with it.
08:18She's like, what?
08:20Parking fridge magnet.
08:21Penny.
08:22What?
08:23Pipe down.
08:25Ball your eyes out.
08:27Show some respect.
08:29Thanks.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:31I didn't mean to upset you, boy.
08:32No, you built in your part, love.
08:35Can you tell Gemma that I need me bed?
08:39Don't get worried.
08:40It's out.
08:41It's no biggie.
08:42No, no, no.
08:45It's not too big.
08:46It's not too big.
08:47It's like it's cold for me.
08:48It's cold for me.
08:49It's cold for me.
08:50If you like the best, I'll cross the heart off by me.
08:52OK.
08:53You've learned a lot at the heart.
08:54I love the heart of a heart.
08:55I think I'll cross the heart for you.
08:58Coming up and throwing up my head right away.
09:00I'm running for love.
09:01A heart, I'm running for love.
09:03It's too big.
09:06I'm running for love.
09:08I'm running for love.
09:09You have to do something.
09:10I'm running for love.
09:12I'm running for love.
09:13Ooh, a pint of cyanide, huh?
09:17Failing that, I love her.
09:19A whiskey and ginger, please.
09:21Drowning your sorrows.
09:23Thank you, mate.
09:26Well, life is art.
09:28And then you die.
09:33Oh, Benny.
09:38I find out my wife has been cheating on me.
09:44Oh, mate.
09:46We're so weird.
09:48You know, in an apron.
09:53He says,
09:53He says he didn't have no clue about me.
09:55Get rid of her.
09:58Just laugh.
10:00Just laugh.
10:03I thought we were soulmates.
10:06Well, it's not looking good, Mal.
10:08I can't lie to you.
10:11I love that.
10:13Maybe it's just a blip.
10:18You think?
10:20No.
10:22But you bought me a drink.
10:23And can you help miserably sing?
10:28My son and his husband, they were...
10:31No.
10:33I'm not a homophobe, are you?
10:35Biggest poor Grady fan in the world.
10:37Aye.
10:38All right, good.
10:41Now, my Paul and his Billy.
10:43The love between them two, you could feel it.
10:48And they were put through the ringer.
10:52But every battle...
10:53Made him stronger.
10:55Made him stronger.
10:58Cookie them.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:03They looked out, all right.
11:08My round...
11:08Please.
11:13One, two, three, four, five.
11:16Since she's working all night...
11:18Should I look him up?
11:22Yeah, knock yourself out.
11:23Hey, should we go clubbing?
11:27We're fine.
11:28Oh, come on.
11:29I've not been to Equinox for donkeys.
11:31Guys, guys, sorry.
11:32We only used this in the play.
11:33And here's the music that's on PA.
11:35All right.
11:36It's the fun police.
11:40Hey.
11:41You've been in a fight.
11:43No, we got raided by burglars.
11:45Are you kidding?
11:47Would you want to...
11:48Do you want a drink?
11:50No, at all.
11:51And, uh, to be honest, Manny, I think you've probably...
11:53Not enough.
11:54To be honest, I'm only just getting started.
11:57She's fine.
11:58She's fine.
11:58No, she's fine.
11:59I'm looking out for her.
12:00I'm going to go...
12:01Bernie.
12:02Bernie, Bernie!
12:03Bye.
12:03I'm going to have to ask you to leave, otherwise.
12:05Come on.
12:06Ooh, management have spoken.
12:08Come on.
12:08I can't breathe.
12:09Best not kick the audience's nest.
12:11Listen to me.
12:12Oh, are you bored off?
12:13Right, okay.
12:14Come on, that's it.
12:15You've got to go.
12:16Oh, no.
12:16Now, please.
12:17Oh, no.
12:17Go, you've got to go.
12:18No, no, no, no, no.
12:19Now.
12:20No, just, just, just think of this, right, as, um, as...
12:23as a mini-wake.
12:26I've heard my son-in-law yesterday.
12:28I know, and I am really sorry about that, okay, but I'm going to have to ask you...
12:33Let's go, Bernie.
12:34Look, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll saw you, but please, please, please, please, please, please.
12:38Right, please.
12:38Right, please, please, please, please, please, please.
12:43Right, I will see you around, pal.
12:48Wow.
12:48I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
12:50Yeah, and you've been wifey off.
12:53It's...
12:53Well, club lamb beckons and, um, I'm going to get off my cake.
12:58Sounds good to me.
13:00Yeah.
13:01But let's drink the minibar dry first.
13:06Room 59.
13:11Room 59.
13:16Room 59.
13:21Room 59.
13:26Room 59.
13:28Room 59.
13:29Room 59.
13:31Room 59.
13:32Room 59.
13:33Room 59.
13:34Room 59.
13:35Cameret down.
13:36Stop it!
13:39Right.
13:40I'm...
13:41I'm going to be back before you can say,
13:43Hacienda.
13:45Ahhh!
13:47The legendary...
13:49Hacienda.
13:51Right.
13:52Good to know.
13:53So should we take him before you send me into a coma?
13:55Ahhh!
13:56What do you take me down?
13:58Ahh.
13:59I'm in a safe space.
14:01I'm a new best mate.
14:02I'll be rude not to.
14:06How long before he kicks him?
14:09Hmm...
14:10Not long.
14:11You know, a couple of hours of oblivion will do me a nice life.
14:15You beat.
14:16It's a while I'm back.
14:17Well, I'm not back yet, love.
14:19No, no, no, no, no!
14:21Mal!
14:22Mal!
14:23Just...
14:24Just be in the moment, mate!
14:25Right, just...
14:26chill, Kate.
14:27Just chill, Kate.
14:28I...
14:29I...
14:30I...
14:31I...
14:32I...
14:33I...
14:34I...
14:35I...
14:36I...
14:38I...
14:39I...
14:40I...
14:41I...
14:42I...
14:43I...
14:45The ceiling is like...
14:46It's like a kaleidoscope, for real.
14:51Nah, I'm just trying to be cold.
14:56What in those slacks?
14:58Hey, if you're mocking me, you have to-
15:01to pay a forfeit.
15:02Well, I've got about four quid in my purse.
15:06Knock yourself out, mate.
15:08I'll settle for a kiss.
15:11I'm married.
15:12So has my wife been in Crampo style.
15:16Nice one.
15:19Don't sound so surprised.
15:21I can parry with the best of you.
15:24How about a cuddle then?
15:26You could move to a woman.
15:27Do you know, that father-
15:31The baker's calling me.
15:36Why don't he try pessoal?
15:37Why don't you call me crooked?
15:40It was so silly when Iimerish later.
15:43Because I met a jukey.
15:44I would like a word gay presence.
15:45You stupid me.
15:46You might have seen prostitutes in da.
15:47you may have not seen prostitutes in that-
15:49There won't be a striven.
15:50Never but you have a spot I'm gone.
15:52Just put it aside before anything...
15:53You must put that else.
15:54But they have had reasons why it's not dead.
15:56Bet you don't help me.
15:57I brought many blood Herrn.
15:59I brought these sorrows.
16:00You Amazon.
16:01I brought this before today.
16:03Money göxy.
16:04Smángéšâ€”
16:05No, she wouldn't do that, would she?
16:08No, she had a bit of umbrage with...
16:10Maggie or something, she said something.
16:12What?
16:13Yeah, it was something or nothing, she just said a lot to...
16:15Oh, we're all up.
16:16Hooray!
16:17Hey!
16:18Hi!
16:20Ellie, why don't you tell me?
16:23Because she told me not to!
16:24Yeah, alright ladies, listen up.
16:25I'm sure, I'm sure she's okay, let's just give her a ring, yeah?
16:27Oh, don't you know?
16:30I reckon that dealer in the dog and gun sold us a couple of tranks.
16:35I'm starting to wonder...
16:40Tell me about your dead soul.
16:44Oh, he was a...
16:45What?
16:47Yeah, he was kind.
16:50His dad, Fono, was lazy.
16:55He was a great stepdad, he was a good boxer.
17:00He was a terrible cook.
17:04Tell me about your living...
17:05She could be an MI5.
17:08She could be an MI5.
17:10She's probably there right now, on the corner.
17:13All these years.
17:15Three decades.
17:18That's an achievement.
17:19Oh, you're so happy.
17:2025 happy years.
17:2125 happy years would be something to celebrate.
17:24Otherwise it's just...
17:25a matter of not being unhappy enough to get divorced,
17:28but you slowly wade your way through.
17:3025 calendars.
17:33Parents' evenings...
17:35Christmas...
17:35Christmas is with the in-laws.
17:37Atchers, matches...
17:39And...
17:40I'm glad you found my baby's little life so funny.
17:46Hmm.
17:47I don't think I ever went to a parents' evening.
17:51And a one.
17:52Raven.
17:54Yeah.
17:56Yeah!
17:57My kids, I'd spend around me.
17:59It was amazing.
18:00She Richie.
18:02My baby.
18:03She Richie.
18:04I miss you on the drive.
18:05She Bill he ever hooked.
18:06I McEfeel quá.
18:07That's a great day.
18:08She's a beautiful thing.
18:09But you haven't played with her.
18:10Olivia's game.
18:11You made with her good friends.
18:12They weren't 1-800.
18:13Josh diese Tape,
18:14who's the new kid.
18:15It was to be an hour and go.
18:17Shiit,
18:18she versus four business.
18:20She's a great day.
18:21She's been a year.
18:22She's had to cry on something.
18:23No no no no no no no no no�.
18:25Sorry.
18:28Faint heart.
18:30Fair maiden.
18:33You look...
18:34So sad.
18:39My kids deserve better.
18:41I'm sure you did your best.
18:45You were gorgeous.
18:47A proper firecraft.
18:49I was an unfit mother.
18:54I'll never get the chance to make it up to him.
18:59I'm going to go.
19:02I'm going to go.
19:03I'm going to go.
19:04Billy was the love of his life.
19:09Billy was bold.
19:14He was the loveliest.
19:17He was the kindest.
19:19He was a little piece of my ball.
19:24And now he's gone.
19:28And now he's gone.
19:29I'm going to go.
19:31I'm going to go.
19:33Billy was the right?
19:34Are they both gone?
19:39Are they both gone?
19:44Hey, darling, it's me again, Pasi Pabrinczi.
19:49I love you, Pasi Pabrinczi.
19:51It's like I have a knack of making things worse.
19:54Anyway, listen, it's late.
19:59She's very early and you haven't even got your big coat, so...
20:05Please come home.
20:07Or let me know where you are and I'll come pick you up.
20:09I love you.
20:14I love you, Pasi Pabrinczi.
20:17I love you, Pasi Pabrinczi.
20:19I've had some complaints about the noise.
20:25Some people should get a life.
20:27It's two o'clock in the morning, Bernie.
20:29What's it happened?
20:35We just got wrecked together.
20:38It's not alone.
20:39It's not my business.
20:43Just don't let Debbie...
20:44Let me see you.
20:45Alright, she's gonna be in at seven.
20:46I'll be long gone.
20:50Nothing happened.
20:52Just took a pill.
20:53It's not big.
20:54I can hear that.
20:55Right, anything else you've got goes down the bog.
20:57We only had two.
20:58Oh, yippee.
21:00Ryan!
21:03Nothing happened.
21:04I doubt David could call this shit.
21:08I doubt David could call this shit.
21:09Nothing.
21:12Just...
21:13Don't hold Bernie.
21:15I say Jeremy.
21:16I say Jeremy.
21:17Okay, now you go out.
21:18Knock down.
21:19Start with Bernardino with a Eliza pizza cut from the extrêmement good cring.
21:21Let me tell you a little bit about your clear bar.
21:24Let me tell you a bit about this.
21:25If you're going to read the wrong bar.
21:26Do you think?
21:27Did you build Ä‘i?
21:28You found all good begins.
21:30Don't worry, I don't know, Blisten.
21:32What is your care?
21:33Why don't you need to be elected with you?
21:35That way, Doctor?
21:36I'm going to take the restaurant on
21:39Whatever you take yet.
21:40If you're interested in this,
21:48Teenager Robert Peace goes missing, but further investigation...
21:53...suggestor, much like local police officers, the main suspect, brand-new devil-in-disguised John Wayne...
21:58...is tomorrow here at 9.
22:00Next day, it's all new, long-lost family.
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