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Coronation Street 28th January 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:00.
00:30You think you got away with it?
00:35I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:52Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:54How come you...
00:55I know.
00:56You crashed that.
00:57Hey?
00:58Sorry.
00:59Bracky was meant to be a treat.
01:00I know.
01:01I know.
01:02I know.
01:03I know.
01:04I know.
01:05I know.
01:06I've been shooken up all night.
01:07Some sort of bug.
01:08Can't make the funeral.
01:09I know.
01:10Oh, no way.
01:11I know.
01:12I'm a right-hand woman.
01:13Right hand woman.
01:15Good job I got my left hand woman, eh?
01:18Ooh, I almost forgot.
01:20Erm...
01:21Or for you.
01:23They were my last present.
01:25I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27I did.
01:28They're too good.
01:29I...
01:30I can't.
01:31Well, I can't.
01:33I don't think...
01:34You should work.
01:38Oh, let me lose pole.
01:43You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo...
01:48...can take Paul's ashes down to Shuttleworth's.
01:50Right, he said his goodbyes to Billy, yes?
01:52No, no, no.
01:53No.
01:54No, honestly, it's erm...
01:55...no problem.
01:56Anything I can do to help.
01:58I can't.
01:59I can't.
02:00I can't.
02:01I can't.
02:02I can't.
02:03I can't.
02:04Oh, Tom.
02:05Makes a change of you being waited on in this place, doesn't it?
02:08Yeah?
02:09Could get a taste for it.
02:10Hmm?
02:11Don't.
02:12Excuse me?
02:13Oh, she's...
02:13Just kidding.
02:14Even today.
02:15No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:18No, come on, honey.
02:19I know you're okay.
02:20You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:21I know the funeral.
02:23Yes, I have been to too many, but that's the price you pay.
02:28For a long life, and in some ways, it's a privilege.
02:33But I'm more concerned about Summer.
02:34No, I don't...
02:35Look, she's just a kid, and Billy was a rock when you...
02:38I need to rally round.
02:39You're right.
02:40You're right.
02:43Hey.
02:44You all set?
02:45Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Well, I'm...
02:48I'm sure it'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:50Hmm.
02:52Er...
02:53Shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:56Shouldn't you be minding your own business?
02:58Mate?
02:59See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:02Okay?
03:03It's not just about...
03:0330 times, okay?
03:04It has cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lad.
03:06Why don't you...
03:07Take a pew.
03:08I'll get you a break.
03:09Oh, after you, old timer.
03:10By all means.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
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03:36Oh.
03:37Oh.
03:38Todd.
03:39Two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we're stuck at...
03:42I could have dropped Paul's ashes off you.
03:45Billy didn't become...
03:47...a priest because he thought he was better.
03:52He did it because he knew he was the same.
03:57Floored.
03:59Like the rest of us.
04:03It's all just so...
04:06...meh.
04:08I wanted him to sing.
04:09Listen.
04:10Why don't you let George read it?
04:12Get out, eh?
04:14I will be alright when I get up there.
04:16Adrenaline.
04:17I'll kick in.
04:18It'd be too much for anyone.
04:21I owe in.
04:22I owe him so much.
04:37Joel is doing too much. He's doing the funeral, he's doing the eulogy.
04:42I said something you need to take a back seat.
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah. I've said this.
04:47George, has that customer been in touch?
04:52You know, the one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:55No.
04:57So we never found out who that was?
04:59No. No, but if they need us...
05:02Then they'll come back.
05:07I promise myself I'm not going to do this.
05:12You proper loved him.
05:14I just can't believe I'm never going to hear that beat for a tennis thing.
05:17He's doing boys again.
05:19He's had him lined up, you know.
05:21He's going to give Susan...
05:22He's going to give you some lessons.
05:24I don't like Glendary saying that.
05:27Saying what?
05:29Oh...
05:30You've got these cars lovely and sh...
05:32You're shiny, George.
05:33That must take some elbow grease, eh?
05:35It's just me, why aren't I?
05:37I can't like this.
05:38I'll give you four good reasons.
05:40Erm, so, friends, if you'd like...
05:42To start making your way.
05:43We'll...
05:44We'll see you at St Mary's.
05:45I'm going to walk.
05:47Kits mortified.
05:48The short stuff.
05:49Kits mortified.
05:50The short stuff.
05:52The short stuff.
05:53The short stuff.
05:54David and Shana can't make it either.
05:55We've got to meet you.
05:58It must be hell.
05:59What you're going through.
06:01No.
06:02I went looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:06Oh.
06:07Never interrupt a man at prayer.
06:09Not when he's got so much to offload.
06:12Theo.
06:14Waiting for you.
06:15Toodlepip.
06:17Waiting for you.
06:20Bye.
06:22So much for family.
06:26I'd rather ride with you.
06:27You guys.
06:32I'd rather ride with you.
06:37I'd rather ride with you.
06:42I'd rather ride with you.
06:47I'd rather ride with you.
06:50I'd rather ride with you.
06:52I'd rather ride with you.
06:59Please be seated.
07:03You know, they sing all that at Glaston now.
07:06What?
07:07Fantastic.
07:08I'm reliably informed that that will be considered an old school.
07:12Banger on the festival circuit.
07:14See?
07:15I told you.
07:17I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:21I've...
07:22I've spoken about Billy, the Reverend.
07:27But to talk about Billy, the man, I...
07:32I welcome his best friend, Todd Grimshaw.
07:42Thanks.
08:09What a waste.
08:13Oh, yeah.
08:14Fizz.
08:15What?
08:16Just...
08:17Isn't that the only one?
08:17Do you fancy a billionaire?
08:18Do you fancy a billionaire?
08:19Do you fancy a billionaire?
08:20Five minutes in his company...
08:22been hungry.
08:23Though.
08:24And I realized...
08:27It was all win.
08:32For you.
08:49I can't.
08:51Don't help him.
08:57It's all right.
08:59It's all right.
09:01It's all right.
09:35Do you know what?
10:15You know.
10:17This was Billy Mayhew.
10:18He made room.
10:20He made room.
10:22He made room.
10:23He always made room.
10:24Yeah.
10:28He made room.
10:30I...
10:31I...
10:32I...
10:33I'm really known Billy Long.
10:33I'm not gonna feel cheated.
10:35I'm not gonna feel cheated.
10:38If he'd have stopped at that wedding just an hour longer he'd still be with us.
10:43Billy.
10:45Billy.
10:47Billy.
10:48Billy.
10:49Billy.
10:50Billy.
10:51I am.
10:53Billy.
10:54Billy.
10:55Billy.
10:56I hope you're with your beloved Paul.
10:58watching The Greatest Showman.
11:00Watching The Greatest Showman.
11:03Singing it out at the tops of your voices.
11:08Billy.
11:09Billy.
11:10Billy.
11:11I hope you're not in pain.
11:12And er...
11:13I hope you're at peace.
11:14I hope you're at peace.
11:18Billy.
11:19Billy.
11:20Cheers, mate.
11:34Good afternoon, mate.
11:35I'm gonna have to ask you to take that off.
11:37Sorry, it's hotel.
11:38I've got policy.
11:39I'm gonna have to ask you to open the safe.
11:41Well, it's the same.
11:43Mind up.
11:44Yeah.
11:45That's legit.
11:46You hate me!
11:47I...
11:48I...
11:49I don't know the combination.
11:50You said open the safe!
11:51No!
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13:41They got to play for the time...
13:38really to be honest mate
13:39and then the pizza guy
13:41brings out this
13:41claw
13:43and I thought
13:44well they've killed me here
13:47so I was hoping
13:48but
13:48yeah
13:49I came straight down
13:51oh that looks nice
13:53that's a good job
13:53Carl got here when he did
13:54look
13:56I've been here before
13:58mate
13:58anyway
14:01there's two of them
14:03two against one
14:05with a hammer
14:06I'd give him a combination
14:08thank you
14:09then the
14:12then the
14:12they were kicking off
14:17it wasn't enough
14:18and they dragged me out
14:20and opened the till
14:21and that's when
14:22that's when Carl walked in
14:23they took the
14:25flow for the night bar
14:26200 quid
14:27and
14:28three grandar Debbie
14:29withdrew from the bank
14:30she
14:32wanted to pay for
14:32Billy's funeral
14:33Billy's mates
14:34wouldn't take it
14:35so
14:35Muggins here
14:36told her to put her
14:36in the safe
14:37if you can believe that
14:39if you can believe that
14:39if you can believe that
14:42yeah
14:43it's okay
14:43it's alright
14:44it's alright
14:44it's alright
14:45it's alright
14:46for a drink guys
14:46it's alright
14:47it's alright
14:52Thank you very much.
14:56Steady, darling.
14:58Well, it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:01Talking to an expert.
15:03Eva, is it just that first one that's for him?
15:06There's no stinting on my watch.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10I just buried my best mate.
15:13I was there.
15:14There.
15:16You were the star of the show.
15:18Are you jealous?
15:20Jealous.
15:23I can't do this either.
15:25Let's go on, if you need.
15:27Right.
15:30That is it.
15:31I am burning all-
15:32Full of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:34Burning.
15:36Donate them.
15:37Watch out, Gregory Pope.
15:38You won't know what's hit you.
15:41I sweated blood over-
15:42that eulogy and you didn't even read it.
15:45Couple of sentences and then hit you.
15:47Here's Theo.
15:48Everybody loved it.
15:49I thought you would have known.
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And say it.
15:55Say it, Todd.
15:56And not my-
15:57This is my biggest fun.
16:03Look, I couldn't read your words.
16:05Look, I couldn't read your words.
16:08It's my fault he's dead.
16:10It's my fault he's dead.
16:12You isn't.
16:17Everybody knows who I've just been a bit braver.
16:22I feel it would stop a little.
16:32You did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:37I feel the amazing turnout.
16:41I don't want to fall out.
16:42I need today.
16:43Alright?
16:44I need today to be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink, alright?
16:50None of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:52I've got some decent reds.
16:57So, listen, I'm going to stay out here and check my messages.
17:02Let's go inside and see if she's got a nice pot there.
17:04Alright.
17:07Let's go inside.
17:08Let's go inside.
17:09Let's go inside.
17:10Let's go inside.
17:12Flying horse.
17:13Four o'clock we said in the rock up here.
17:14The street where Ryan lives.
17:15It's not like he's going to recognise us, is he?
17:17We went out on a limb.
17:18And for what?
17:19A poxy few quid.
17:20I cleared the safe this month.
17:22You don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash?
17:25And you wonder why we came to you?
17:28Alright, calm down.
17:30I've got your cash.
17:32I've got your cash.
17:33I'm sorry.
17:35You got it.
17:36You got it.
17:37Me and Adam getting down and dirt Adam should I be listening to this?
17:42It's ancient history. Anyway, he's dressed as an elf. I'm dressed as a reindeer
17:47full-on tonsil tennis behind the curtain in any traps. I must have blacked
17:52all of this out. Yes, Billy. Oh, with a posse, can I add? Jesus' little...
17:57Sunbeams. He must have been scarred for life. They were only about six or seven.
18:00Oh! That could have been...
18:02What's that? The kid's eyes were on stock. Billy's eyes were on stock.
18:07How did he explain that? Heavy petting.
18:10Oh! Terrible!
18:12No, so he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poorly sick.
18:17He could think on his feet, all right. Yeah.
18:19He was the greatest showman. True dap...
18:22So done. That's a little cotton socks.
18:27She must be running on empty, eh? Well, you too, honey. Listen,
18:30you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:32What do you say? Well, you're a long-time dad. I'm serious.
18:38That's the way to let the mars slip for a minute.
18:41Crying out now.
18:42Oh, my God, will you get a rest? I can't breathe.
18:47Well, whether you shared his faith...
18:52Thin up. You did more good than I am. Yeah. Way more.
18:57He was the goat of all god-botherers. The billy goat.
19:02To the goat. Wherever he might be.
19:07To billy. To billy. To billy.
19:09To billy.
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19:17Just waited five minutes to meself.
19:20It's been a long day.
19:22I quite fancied standing at the bar getting quietly squiffy.
19:27Regretting the rows I had with him.
19:32Remembering the good times, maybe even cracking my face with a smile.
19:37Oh no. Not allowed.
19:40Honey, we can do that here.
19:42I think you want me to break down.
19:45You know, you won't be happy till I'm howling and...
19:47...tearing me hair out.
19:49What?
19:51Because you didn't write the...
19:52...rule book, Dev, on grief, on life, on anything.
19:57So why don't you let your mask drop, hey?
20:00You know, because everyone's seen what a wonderful...
20:02...caring husband you are.
20:04You're my rock.
20:06Gold star, darling.
20:07Give yourself a big pat on the back.
20:09You think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:10I think that you've just got to...
20:12...insert yourself at every opportunity.
20:13I had a lot of time for Billy.
20:15Oh, there's a name for that, you know?
20:16Grr...
20:17Brief jockey.
20:18Look how much I loved him.
20:19See how sad I am.
20:23No wishes they'd stayed at the pub.
20:25You're going to regret this in the morning.
20:26Am I?
20:27I don't think so.
20:29Mm-mm-mm-mm.
20:32Nah, I don't think so, buddy.
20:35Don't follow me up.
20:37Please, please...
20:38I'm hoping to see how these popcorns are.
20:39Oh...
20:41Oh.
20:42I don't know.
20:47Selling apes of weed to kids, I thought you was a serious businessman.
20:52Yeah, life, I've got one, good one, and you better keep the f***ing.
20:57Get your nose out of my business.
20:58You bully my sister again, I root your throat out.
21:02And tell your mates about your guilty conscience.
21:06Uhhh...
21:07Look at her, trying not to bite, trying to work it all out.
21:12The edge is snivelling, but don't you know, corpses can't forgive?
21:17The question is, though, will Todd?
21:21Mind you tell him.
21:22Well, might you?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Might you tell him?
21:25And you might end up in a box.
21:27My pity.
21:30She's fierce.
21:33I'm not gonna warn you again.
21:35Alright?
21:36Watch your...
21:37Bye.
21:38Bye.
21:42Bye.
21:43Bye.
21:47Bye.
21:48Bye.
21:52Bye.
21:53Bye.
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21:58Bye.
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22:12Bye.
22:13Bye.
22:17Bye.
22:18Bye.
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