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Coronation Street 28th January 2026
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00:05You
00:10You
00:15You
00:20You
00:25You
00:30You
00:33You
00:34Think you got away with it
00:35But I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:52Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:54How come you cram?
00:55Watch that, hey?
00:57Sorry, Brekkie was meant to be a treat.
00:59Todd's...
01:00I had some bad news.
01:01Yeah, Sarah rang in floods.
01:04Her and Harry...
01:05I've already been shooken up all night.
01:06Some sort of bug.
01:08Can't make the funeral.
01:09Oh, no.
01:10I know, right-hand woman.
01:15Good job I got my left-hand woman, eh?
01:17Oh, I almost forgot.
01:19Um...
01:20Or for you.
01:22They were my last present.
01:24I gave you...
01:25I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27They're too good.
01:28I...
01:29I can't.
01:30Well, I can't.
01:33No, no.
01:33You should...
01:35You should...
01:35I can't.
01:36I can't.
01:38I can't.
01:40Oh, let me move pole.
01:45You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo can take Paul's ashes down to shuttle us.
01:50Right, he said his goodbyes to Billy.
01:52No, no, no.
01:53No, honestly, it's Sam.
01:55No problem.
01:56Anything I can do to help.
02:05Makes a change of you being waited on in this place, doesn't it?
02:08Yeah, could get a taste for it.
02:10Don't.
02:11You said excuse me?
02:12No, she's kidding.
02:14Yeah, but today...
02:15No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:17No, come on, honey.
02:18I know you, okay?
02:19You want everybody else.
02:20Just to feel normal.
02:21Another funeral?
02:22Come on.
02:23Yes, I have been to...
02:25Too many, but that's the price you pay for a long life, and in some ways...
02:30It's a privilege.
02:32But I'm more concerned about summer.
02:34No.
02:35Look, she's just a kid, and Billy was a rock.
02:37We need to rally round.
02:40You're right.
02:43Hey, you all set?
02:46Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Well, I'm sure it'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:50Shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:55Shouldn't you be minding your own business, mate?
02:59See you.
03:00Honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:02It's not just about your time, okay?
03:03It's that's cortisol level.
03:05Right, lad, why don't you take a pew?
03:08I'll get you a brew.
03:09Oh, after you.
03:10Old-timer, by all means.
03:12Now, I've just been reminded by my boss that I'm...
03:15I've got a job to go to.
03:17So I want my best staff in on time.
03:19Shoot me.
03:20I'll get you.
03:25what most people
03:30get wrong about Billy.
03:35Todd, two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we've still got to drop Paul's ashes off you.
03:45Billy didn't become a priest because he thought he was better.
03:50He did it because he knew he was the same.
03:56Flawed.
03:59Like the rest of-
04:00He was-
04:04He's all ch-
04:05He was just so meh.
04:08I wanted him to sing.
04:09Listen.
04:11Why don't you let George read it out, eh?
04:14I will be alright when I get up there.
04:16Adrenaline kicking.
04:18It'd be too much for anyone.
04:21I owe him.
04:24I owe him s-
04:25Thank you so much.
04:35Joe, he's doing too much.
04:40He's doing the funeral.
04:41He's doing the eulogy.
04:42He's looking after Summer.
04:43Said something you need to take a back seat.
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:46I've- I've said the same.
04:48Er, er, George?
04:50Has that customer been in touch?
04:52You know, the one, erm-
04:54The one who came in when you were-
04:55The valet is?
04:56No.
04:57So we never-
04:58We never found out who that was?
04:59No.
05:00No, but if they need us, they'll come back.
05:05Now we have to put food on the left.
05:08We never found out who the body is.
05:09We don't have to go.
05:10She's having to stay here.
05:11We don't have to take clothes, really.
05:13Put it down.
05:13It's fun.
05:15It's fun.
05:16It's fun.
05:19It's fun.
05:20It's fun.
05:22It's fun.
05:25It's fun.
05:25It's fun.
05:26It's fun.
05:28It's fun.
05:29It's fun.
05:30It's fun.
05:31It's fun.
05:32It's fun.
05:33That must take some elbow grease, eh?
05:36It's just me, why aren't I? I can't like this!
05:38I'll give you four good reasons.
05:40So, friends, if you'd like to start making your way, we'll...
05:43We'll see you at St Mary's.
05:45I'm going to walk.
05:48Kits mortified.
05:50The short staff and the snow and under.
05:53David and Shana can't make it either.
05:55We've got to meet you.
05:58It must be hell, what you're going through.
06:01I went looking for you in The Undertaker.
06:03I think it's...
06:06Oh.
06:07Never interrupt him on it.
06:08A prayer.
06:09Not when he's got so much to offload.
06:12Deal?
06:14Waiting for you.
06:15Toodlepip.
06:18So much for fun.
06:22So much for fun.
06:23Emily.
06:26I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:28At the lowest level.
06:29You guys had a place to leave.
06:30You'd rather enjoy it.
06:31You're not growing up.
06:32You're a good or not.
06:33You're a good.
06:34And it's high.
06:35I'm in the middle.
06:36You'll be looking for anything else.
06:37And it's really nice.
06:38I feel like you've got all to be.
06:39You're a good, you're a good.
06:40I'm telling you, it's kind of a good.
06:42You're not saying, you're doing a good.
06:43I think you're a good matter.
06:44You're not to be doing anything.
06:45I'm doing a good job.
06:47I could just show you how that you're in.
06:48And it's really just a bad.
06:49You're a bad joke.
06:51You're trying to see that there's a good job.
06:53You're paying attention.
06:54You're an extra.
06:59Please be...
07:00Be seated.
07:03You know, this thing called that at Glaston...
07:05...now.
07:06What?
07:07Folks on the red-tested.
07:08I'm reliably informed that that will be...
07:10...considered an old-school banger on the festival circuit.
07:14Si.
07:15I told you.
07:16I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:20I've spoken about Billy.
07:25The Reverend.
07:26But to talk about Billy the man...
07:30...I welcome his best friend.
07:35Todd Grimshaw.
07:40Thanks.
07:43Thanks.
07:45Thanks.
07:47Thanks.
07:50Thanks.
07:51Thanks.
07:52Thanks.
07:54Thanks.
07:55The first time I saw Billy...
07:59...in his dog collar.
08:00I thought...
08:04...I thought...
08:05...I didn't do well.
08:06Tom.
08:07...
08:08...I thought...
08:09...I don't know how much everyone can...
08:10...-
08:11... KNOW.
08:12...
08:13...
08:14...
08:15...
08:16I do what?
08:17...
08:18I do.
08:19I do.
08:20I do.
08:21...
08:22...
08:23...
08:24...
08:25I do.
08:27I do.
08:28It's a joke.
08:30I do.
08:31I do.
08:32I do.
08:33I do.
08:34For you.
08:39For you.
08:44For you.
08:49For you.
08:50For you.
08:51For you.
08:52For you.
08:57For you.
08:58For you.
08:59For you.
09:00For you.
09:01For you.
09:02For you.
09:03For you.
09:04For you.
09:05For you.
09:06For you.
09:07For you.
09:08For you.
09:09For you.
09:10For you.
09:11For you.
09:12For you.
09:13For you.
09:14For you.
09:15For you.
09:16For you.
09:17For you.
09:18For you.
09:19For you.
09:20For you.
09:21For you.
09:22For you.
09:23For you.
09:24For you.
09:25For you.
09:26For you.
09:27For you.
09:28For you.
09:29For you.
09:30For you.
09:31For you.
09:32For you.
09:33For you.
09:34For you.
09:35For you.
09:36For you.
09:37For you.
09:38For you.
09:39For you.
09:40For you.
09:41For you.
09:42For you.
09:43For you.
09:44For you.
09:45I saw him laugh.
09:48And.
09:49And.
09:50Bicker.
09:51And.
09:52Call each other out.
09:53And.
09:54I saw them be.
09:55Amazing.
09:56Fathers.
09:58To.
09:59To.
10:00Summer.
10:01I saw them.
10:02I saw them.
10:03So grave.
10:04I.
10:05Often.
10:06Wounded.
10:07Like.
10:08If there was enough room for me.
10:11You know.
10:12If there was enough room for me.
10:13You know.
10:13This was Billy Mayhew.
10:14This was Billy Mayhew.
10:16This was Billy Mayhew.
10:18But.
10:19He made room.
10:20He always made room.
10:21He always made room.
10:22He always made room.
10:23In the bedroom?
10:24Yeah.
10:28I don't really know Billy Long.
10:33I'm not gonna feel cheated.
10:38If he'd have stopped at that wedding just an hour longer he'd still be with us.
10:43Billy.
10:48I am.
10:53I hope you're with your beloved Paul.
10:58Watching The Greatest Shaman.
11:03Singing it out at the tops of your voices.
11:08I hope you're not in pain.
11:13I hope you're at peace.
11:18Cheers mate.
11:34Good afternoon mate.
11:35I'm gonna have to ask you to take that off.
11:37Sorry, it's hotel policy.
11:39I'm gonna have to ask you to open the safe.
11:42Well, it's a mine.
11:43I'm gonna have to ask you to open the door.
11:44Yeah.
11:45That's legit.
11:46You hate me!
11:47I...
11:48I...
11:49I don't know the combination.
11:50You said open the safe!
11:51No!
11:53No!
11:54No!
11:55No!
11:56No!
11:57No!
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12:00No!
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12:42No!
12:43I need police and I'm here.
12:48I need police and I'm here.
12:53I need police and I'm here.
12:58I need police and I'm here.
13:03I need police and I'm here.
13:05I need police and I'm here.
13:08I need police and I'm here.
13:12I need police and I'm here.
13:14I need police and I'm here.
13:18I need police and I'm here.
13:20I need police and I'm here.
13:24I need police and I'm here.
13:26I need police and I'm here.
13:30I need police and I'm here.
13:32I need police and I'm here.
13:34I need police and I'm here.
13:36I need police and I'm here.
13:38I need police and I'm here.
13:40I need police and I'm here.
13:42I need police and I'm here.
13:43I need police and I'm here.
13:44I need police and I'm here.
13:46I need police and I need police and I need police.
13:50I came straight down.
13:52That looks nasty.
13:53It's a good job Carl got here when he did.
13:55Look, I've been here before mate.
14:00Anyway, there's two of them, two against one.
14:05With a hammer, I'd give them a combination.
14:08OK.
14:09All right.
14:10Then they, uh, they were kicking.
14:15It wasn't enough.
14:16Erm.
14:17It wasn't enough.
14:18And they dragged me up.
14:20They went out and opened the till and that's when, that's when Carl walked in.
14:24They took the flow...
14:25For the night bar.
14:26200 quid.
14:28And three Granda Debbie with Drew.
14:30From the bank.
14:31She wanted to pay for Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wouldn't take it so...
14:35Muggins here told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:40It's all right.
14:41It's all right.
14:42It's all right.
14:43It's all right.
14:45It's all right.
14:46It's all right.
14:47It's all right.
14:48OK.
14:50It's all right.
14:51It's all right.
14:52It's all right.
14:53It's all right.
14:54It's all right.
14:55Thank you very much.
14:55I'm steady darling.
14:56Well it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:00It's all right.
15:01Talking to an expert.
15:02Eva, is it just that first one that...
15:05That's for him.
15:06There's no stinting on my watch babe.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10I just buried my best mate.
15:12Almost there.
15:13There.
15:14There.
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:18Are you jealous?
15:19Jealous?
15:20I can't do this either.
15:21No, just come on wherever you are.
15:22Oh it's nice.
15:24You have all right.
15:25Go home, if you need.
15:30That is it, I am burning all of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:34Burning.
15:35Donate, then.
15:37Watch out, Gregory Pope. You won't know what's hit you.
15:40I sweated blood over that eulogy and you didn't even read it.
15:45A couple of sentences and then here's Theo.
15:48Everybody loved it. I thought you would have known.
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And say it.
15:54Say it.
15:55Say it, Todd.
15:56They're not my biggest fun.
16:00Look, I couldn't read it.
16:05Look, I couldn't read it.
16:05Say it, Todd.
16:06Say it, Todd.
16:07Say it.
16:08Say it, Todd.
16:09Say it, Todd.
16:10It's my fault he's dead.
16:13Who isn't?
16:15Everybody knows who I've just been in.
16:20Bit braver.
16:22Billy would still be with us.
16:31You did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:35You saw the amazing turnout.
16:41I don't want to fall out today.
16:43Alright?
16:44I need today.
16:45To be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink.
16:49Alright?
16:50None of that...
16:50That Prosecco rubbish.
16:51Evie's got some decent red.
16:56Listen.
16:57Listen.
16:58Listen.
16:59Listen.
17:00Listen.
17:00I'm just out here and check my messages.
17:01Why don't you go inside and see if you've just got a nice moment?
17:04Alright.
17:05If you didn't I could deal with it.
17:06I want to eat candy
17:12How do I eat candy?
17:16I have to watch candy candy
17:26I love candy.
17:29You canifall .
17:34So there we are, me and Adam, getting down and dirt.
17:39Adam, should I be listening to this?
17:41No, cover your ears.
17:42It's ancient history, anyway.
17:44He's dressed as an elf, I'm dressed as a reindeer, full-on tonsil tennis behind the curtain.
17:50I must have blacked all of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54Only the posse, can I add?
17:55Jesus' little sunbeams, he must have been scarred for life.
17:58They were only about six.
18:00That could have been the quads, that.
18:02The kids' eyes were on stuff.
18:04Billy's eyes were on stuff.
18:06How did he explain that?
18:08Heavy pet-
18:09Aw!
18:10That's a terrible joke.
18:11No, so he said he was a vet.
18:14And Rudolph was poorly sick, right?
18:16He could think on his feet, alright.
18:18Yeah.
18:19He was the greatest showman.
18:20True Dapper Dan.
18:21True Dapper Dan.
18:24That's a little cotton socks.
18:26She must be running on empty.
18:29Well, you too, honey.
18:30Listen, you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:32What are you saying?
18:33What?
18:34Well, you're a long time dead.
18:35I'm serious.
18:36I swear to let the man slip for a minute.
18:40Oh, crying out loud.
18:41Will you get a rest?
18:42Oh, I'm crying out loud.
18:43Will you get a rest?
18:44Can't breathe.
18:45Can't breathe.
18:48Well.
18:49Whether you shared his faith or not, he did more good than I am.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Way more.
18:56He was the goat of all-
18:59God-bothereth.
19:00The billy goat.
19:01To the goat.
19:03To the goat.
19:04Wherever he might be.
19:05To Billy.
19:06To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:08To Billy.
19:09To Billy.
19:10To Billy.
19:11To Billy.
19:12To Billy.
19:13To Billy.
19:14Just waited five minutes to myself.
19:19It's been a long day.
19:22I quite fancied...
19:24Standing at the bar getting quietly squiffy.
19:28Regretting the rousing.
19:29I had with him.
19:31Remembering the good times.
19:33Maybe even cracking...
19:34...my face with a smile.
19:36Oh no.
19:38Not allowed.
19:39Okay honey, we can do that here.
19:41I think you want me to break down.
19:44You know, you won't be happy till I'm howling and tearing me hair out.
19:49What?
19:50Because you didn't write the rule book, Dev, on grief, on life, on any...
19:54...or anything.
19:56So why don't you let your mask drop, hey?
19:59You know, because everyone's seen what a wonderful, caring husband you are.
20:03In my...
20:04...a rock.
20:05Gold star, darling.
20:06Give yourself a big pat on the back.
20:08What do you think?
20:09Do you think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:10I think that you've just got to insert yourself at every opportunity.
20:13I had a lot of time for...
20:14...and Billy.
20:15Oh, there's a name for that, you know.
20:16Grief Jockey.
20:17Look how much I love names.
20:19See how sad I am.
20:22Now I wish as they'd stayed at the...
20:24...for...
20:25...you're gonna regret this in the morning.
20:26Am I?
20:28Don't think so.
20:29Mm.
20:30No, I don't think so, buddy.
20:32No, I don't think so, buddy.
20:34Don't follow me up.
20:39You...
20:40Sorry, you've got to listen to my beer, baby.
20:41I'm straight from here.
20:42...but, you know, when you're gone, when you're matured,
20:44you're never downsparel host till you get more.
20:46If you've ever wanted to...
20:48...yeah, you may want to use more here today for perilousnis.
20:51You've failed.
20:52I let you guys try there.
20:54Okay, please say you.
20:56Praise to you.
20:57Quite.
20:58Susparign the course.
21:00Hence, Iisenar elektry.
21:02about your guilty conscience.
21:05Ah, look at him.
21:07Trying not to bite.
21:09Trying to work it all out.
21:11I heard you sniveling.
21:12But, don't you know, corpses can't forgive?
21:17The question is, though, will Todd?
21:20On your turn.
21:22Well, matey.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Matey, tell him.
21:25And you might end up in a box.
21:27Matey.
21:28Oh, she's fierce.
21:33I'm not gonna warn you again.
21:35Alright?
21:36Watch your back.
21:37See you later.
21:47Streaming on ITVN.
21:52Detective Joe Marshall is back and headed into the fire with a new case.
21:57Don't miss a second series of After the Flood available now.
22:01And the new series of After the Flood.
22:02And the new series of Grandchester continues after the break.
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