00:00.
00:05Bye.
00:10You
00:40You have to work.
00:45No flies on you.
00:47Listen, honey, you've been tossing and turning all night.
00:50So how about a ring, Roy?
00:51Explain that you're not up to him.
00:52I'm sure he'll understand.
00:53I am up for it.
00:54No, a bit of crayon.
00:55You've been on the older space.
00:56I've been good to go.
00:57Okay, Bernie.
00:58Grief is a process, okay?
00:59It takes time.
01:00There's no...
01:00There's no hiding from it.
01:01There's no shame in it.
01:02Yeah, and I could spike till I drop, but it changes now.
01:05So, listen, how about I pick up the cords?
01:07Lighten it, Lord.
01:08I was missing in action the first time round.
01:10There's a lot to make up for.
01:11You're only less ancient history.
01:12Okay, you're a wonderful mother.
01:13You're a wonderful grandmother, but...
01:15You're not a superwoman.
01:16You're getting grief must out, right?
01:17How about I do me and you do you?
01:19Yeah, because...
01:20I am worried about you.
01:22Honey, I'm worried.
01:25You keep up this place.
01:26You're gonna hit a wall.
01:27Look, this has got to stop.
01:29Serious.
01:30Seriously.
01:34You know best.
01:35beutetocmology.
01:40Hey, you nah...
01:45See what's happening.
01:50I'm sure.
01:54I don't know...
01:55It's gonna be done..
02:00Yeah.
02:01Spoken like a true stoic. I was just saying to Sally, it was so strange seeing the bishops.
02:06There's another pup there, no Billy.
02:08What with him being dad, you mean?
02:10Dad.
02:11Cross observation, I'm sorry.
02:13I know what you meant.
02:16Hey Bernie, you're still on for tonight, starting off at the Rovers.
02:19Copy that, Sal.
02:20Great.
02:21She just needs to have a bit of steam.
02:22Yeah, just what the doctor ordered.
02:26Oh aye, what have you two been up to, you dirty teeth?
02:31Pickets.
02:32A lady never tells.
02:34Summer was in floods, I'm just...
02:36Oh, she broke my heart.
02:38And Todd was just stricken, wasn't he?
02:42Bernie's been bottling it up.
02:44Well, there's no one-size-fits-all.
02:46Yeah, true.
02:47But I mean, Deb did text, so he'd keep an eye on her.
02:52Right, I am off-ski.
02:54I've got a bangin' headache.
02:56Try not to fall apart without my lighters.
03:01I'm looking for-
03:02I'm looking for-
03:06I'm looking for Roy.
03:07Aye, you found him.
03:08How can I help you?
03:11You sent these to my wife.
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:23Oh!
03:24Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27Back already?
03:28How was your shift?
03:29Oh, you know.
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:32Oh!
03:33You've made toasties, poured coffee, wipe tables.
03:34Really?
03:35And, er, so what's with the early dark?
03:36Um, how you feeling?
03:37Like I'm going to punch the next person who asked me that.
03:41Sorry, I'm being a cow.
03:42No, I'm sorry. I'm clearly testing your patients.
03:44Listen, are you sure you don't want me to pick up...
03:46No, they're expecting me. You get on with your vat.
03:49Okay, well, listen, how about...
03:51When you get back, I, uh, fix you a really piping hot...
03:56...and make you something lovely to...
03:57No, I, I haven't got time. I'm, uh, I'm going to...
04:01...dumping the show. I'm going out with the girls.
04:04What, like another late one?
04:06Oh, fingers crossed.
04:08What's that face for?
04:09Honey, you are eating like a bird. You're barely seeing...
04:11Well, if I'm keeping you awake, I can sleep in Artie's room.
04:14Please.
04:15My...
04:16...point is that I really don't think another boozy night is the best idea.
04:19Dev.
04:19No, the girls will understand...
04:21Okay, but it was so precious to you. It was a special link to Paul.
04:26But, yes, there was an ordeal for everyone, but this brave-faced routine of your...
04:29Everyone is...
04:31Look at me, right? Everyone has got an opinion.
04:33No, honey, I am not everyone.
04:35You're...
04:36...suffocating me!
04:37BBC.
04:39Now, just, uh, isn't that just like grief-talking?
04:41No, no, it's me talking and you not listening.
04:45That's...
04:46Yeah?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Shh!
04:50Shh!
04:51Shh!
04:51There you go.
04:51There you go.
04:56You
05:01You
05:06You
05:11You
05:16You
05:18You
05:20I would never pursue
05:21a married woman
05:22or anyone with a partner
05:23come to that
05:24I can vouch for that
05:25As can I
05:26Alice is the one who did all the chasing
05:28It was intended that we meet
05:31last week
05:32and the flowers were an apology
05:34for cancellation
05:35A sweetener
05:36Being a gentleman
05:37Because that's who he is
05:40She never even mentioned
05:41me
05:4431 years
05:46Three kids
05:48They had brushed out
05:51She
05:56Can I offer you a cup of tea?
06:01I'm sorry.
06:06I hate January at the best of time.
06:12Poor old Billy, Diane.
06:14Todd's fiancée did so much.
06:16Such a lovely eulogy that I didn't say.
06:19Such a lot of love in that room.
06:22I told Ben we're having a happy hour.
06:24All spirits are half price.
06:26Get him in.
06:27Yeah, Mum, get him in.
06:28I'm going to bargain.
06:30Sometimes it pays to...
06:31Drink yourself, stupid.
06:34And the first round is on the house.
06:36Oh, nice one!
06:37You, Maggie, are an officer and a gentleman.
06:41I'm sure I can have you cancelled for that.
06:43Right now, what's everyone having?
06:44Oh, a J&T ice and sea.
06:46Large sides, please.
06:47Large body, please.
06:48You know, to help process my grief.
06:49Large glass of wine.
06:51Okay.
06:52I'm sorry I never met you, Paul.
06:55By all I can...
06:56Look out, a lovely fella.
06:57Yeah, he was.
06:58He was, yeah.
06:59Hey, come on, girls!
07:00That...
07:01The booth has got our name on it.
07:03Can you, er, get a wiggle on, please?
07:05Gladys.
07:06Blender.
07:07I'm parched.
07:08Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:10Oh!
07:11Oh!
07:12Oh dear, oh dear.
07:13I can't keep up.
07:14Er, something like you.
07:16Oh no.
07:17It's done in.
07:18It's the funeral.
07:19Mm.
07:20Yeah, thank you.
07:21For everything.
07:22Oh, it was another.
07:23I mean...
07:24I'm alright, I have a warm treat.
07:25Yeah, yeah, I know.
07:26I know what you mean.
07:30Today was...
07:31You need to unburden yourself.
07:32To be honest, I just want to get it off my face.
07:36To that right one.
07:37I better keep them coming.
07:38Back in a minute.
07:39Phillips.
07:40Oh, I can help you out.
07:41Get your ass out.
07:42How about a pint of lime and soda?
07:44Maggie darling, that is not gonna...
07:46It's gonna line your pockets.
07:47It will line your stomach, though.
07:49I know that.
07:51You're hurting.
07:52We're all hurting.
07:53We're even Bill Gates has got his problems.
07:56I never met Paul, but I really like him.
08:01Like Billy, you have to hang on to the fact that they're in a better place.
08:06What about the culture analysis?
08:08Maggie's only trying to be kind.
08:11She's in vain.
08:12What do you reckon?
08:13Oh, my God.
08:16They're at peace.
08:17And we're left to get on with it.
08:19She's like, fuck.
08:21A fridge magnet.
08:22Penny.
08:23What?
08:24Pipe down.
08:26Pull your eyes out.
08:28Show some respect.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:31I didn't mean to upset you.
08:32No, you're building your part, love.
08:36Can you tell Gemma that I need my bed?
08:40Don't get worried, Sam.
08:41No.
08:42It's no biggie.
08:43No, no, no.
08:46It's so good.
08:47It's so quiet.
08:48I love it.
08:49I love it.
08:50Stay tuned.
09:01You look a lot for them.
09:06Ha!
09:08None taken.
09:10See how we go, pal.
09:11Whatever she's having.
09:13Ooh, a pint of cyanide time.
09:16Failing that, I'll have a whiskey and ginger, please.
09:21Try it in your sorrows.
09:23Thank you, mate.
09:26Well, life is art, and then you die.
09:31Oh.
09:35Bene.
09:36Oh.
09:37Oh.
09:38Oh.
09:39Oh.
09:40Oh.
09:41I found out my wife has been cheating on me.
09:45Amen.
09:46I was some weirdo.
09:50You know what I mean?
09:51Capron.
09:53He says he didn't have no clue about me.
09:55Capron.
09:56I can't wait to find.
09:57Just like.
09:58Just like.
10:00Just like.
10:01Stop.
10:04I thought we were so amazing.
10:06Well, it's not looking good, Mal.
10:09Can't lie to you.
10:12I love that.
10:15Maybe it's just.
10:16Just like.
10:19You think?
10:21No.
10:22But you bought me a drink, and you look miserable as soon.
10:26My son and his husband.
10:29My son and his husband.
10:31They were.
10:32They were.
10:33Not home for all by you.
10:35Because.
10:36Best poor Grady fan in the world.
10:38Aye.
10:39Thank God.
10:42And my Paul and his Billy.
10:45The love between them two.
10:46You could feel it.
10:50And they were put through the.
10:51finger.
10:52But every battle.
10:53Made him stronger.
10:54But every battle.
10:55Made him stronger.
10:56The love between them.
10:58Bookie them.
10:59Um.
11:00I'll.
11:01Oh yeah.
11:02Yeah.
11:04They looked out alright.
11:07My round please.
11:08My round please.
11:11One.
11:12Two.
11:13Three.
11:14Four.
11:15Five.
11:16Five.
11:17Five.
11:18Five.
11:19Five.
11:20Five.
11:21Five.
11:22Five.
11:23Five.
11:24Five.
11:25Five.
11:26Five.
11:27Five.
11:28Five.
11:29Five.
11:30Five.
11:31Five.
11:32Five.
11:33Five.
11:34Five.
11:35Five.
11:36Five.
11:37Five.
11:38Five.
11:39Five.
11:40Five.
11:41Five.
11:42Five.
11:43Five.
11:44Five.
11:45Five.
11:46Five.
11:46Five.
11:47Four.
11:48Five.
11:49Four.
11:50Five.
11:51Five.
11:51and to be honest
11:52I think you've probably had enough
11:54to be honest I'm only just
11:56getting started
11:56she's fine
11:58she's fine
11:58I'm looking out
12:01Bernie Bernie
12:03I'm going to have to ask you to leave
12:04otherwise come on
12:06management have spoken
12:08can't breathe
12:09best not kick the audience
12:11oh he bore off
12:13right okay
12:14come on that's it
12:15you've got to go
12:16now please
12:17go you've got to go
12:18now
12:19no just just
12:21just think of this
12:21right as
12:22as a mini wake
12:26I've heard my son-in-law yesterday
12:27I know
12:29I haven't
12:29I haven't
12:31I'm really sorry about that
12:32okay
12:32but I'm going to have to ask you to go
12:34Bernie
12:34I'll
12:35I'll
12:35I'll
12:35I'll
12:36please
12:36please
12:37please
12:37please
12:37please
12:38please do
12:38okay
12:41all right
12:43I'm
12:46I will see you around pal
12:47pal
12:48pal
12:49pal
12:49pal
12:50pal
12:50pal
12:51yeah and you've been wifey off
12:52is that it
12:54well club land beckons
12:56and then
12:56I'm going to get off my cake
12:58sounds good to me
13:01but let's drink the mini bar dry first
13:05room
13:0759
13:08no
13:10no
13:10no
13:11no
13:11no
13:13You
13:18You
13:23Oh, thank you.
13:28After after bang off.
13:30I love the nights you've made.
13:32I can tell.
13:34Can't remember much of it, man.
13:36Stop it!
13:39Right.
13:40I'm going to be back before you can say.
13:43Hacienda.
13:44Ah, the legendary.
13:48Hacienda.
13:49Right.
13:50Good to know.
13:51So, should we take...
13:53Before you send me into a car.
13:55I love it when you take me down.
13:58Well, I'm in a safe space.
14:00I'm my new best mate.
14:03Good to know.
14:04Good to know.
14:05Good to know.
14:07Good to know.
14:08Good to know.
14:09How long before I get into.
14:10Well, not long.
14:11You know, a couple of hours.
14:13Vivian, you'll do me nicely.
14:15You mean to hell I'm back.
14:17Well, I'm not back.
14:18Yeah, love.
14:19No, no, no, no, Mal, Mal, just, just, just.
14:23Be in the moment, mate.
14:25Right, just, just chill, kids.
14:28Nice.
14:33Oh, my God.
14:43The ceiling is like a kaleidoscope.
14:48For real?
14:51Nah, just trying to be.
14:53What in those slacks?
14:57Aye.
14:58If you're mocking me, you don't have to pay a forfeit.
15:03There's about four quid in me purse, so go and knock yourself out, mate.
15:08I'll settle for a kiss.
15:11I'm married.
15:13My wife, been in Krampo style.
15:18Don't sound so surprised I can parry with the best one.
15:23How about a cuddle, then?
15:26We can both do it once.
15:28Do you know, that vodka's calling me.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:38Hey, it's Benny.
15:43We've got a kebab.
15:48We thought it was a little bit cold for Newcastle, but we wanted to feel the love, don't we?
15:53Mum, we got you a kebab.
15:56No, no, no, she's not with you.
15:58No, no, she left ages ago.
16:02Oh, maybe she's gone to you once.
16:03No, she's not a little cuddled with the baby.
16:05Aw, good girl.
16:07She knows she wouldn't do that, but she...
16:08No!
16:09No, she had a bit of umbrage with Maggie or something.
16:11She said something.
16:12What?
16:13Yeah, it was something or nothing.
16:14She just had a lot to drink.
16:15And we all are free!
16:17Hey!
16:18Ellie?
16:19Why don't you tell me?
16:20Because...
16:21Why don't you tell me?
16:22Because...
16:23No!
16:24She told me not to!
16:25Alright ladies, listen, I'm sure she's okay.
16:26Let's just give her a ring, yeah?
16:27Oh.
16:28Don't you know?
16:31I reckon that dealer in the dog...
16:33And go and sell us a couple of tranks.
16:35I'm starting to wonder.
16:38Tell me about you did so.
16:43What?
16:44Oh, he was all...
16:45What?
16:46Yeah, he was...
16:48Kind.
16:49He was dead fuller.
16:51He was lazy.
16:53He was a great stepdad.
16:54He was a good boy.
16:55He was a great stepdad.
16:56He was a good boy.
16:58Foxa...
16:59He was a terrible cock.
17:00He was a good boy.
17:01He was a good boy.
17:02I was a good boy.
17:03Tell me about your living wife.
17:08Being MI5, she's probably there right now, wouldn't have called her.
17:13All these years.
17:15Three decades.
17:18And achievement.
17:19Only if they're happy years.
17:21Twenty-five happy years would be something that's...
17:23to celebrate.
17:24Otherwise it's just a matter of not being unhappy enough to get divorced.
17:28But you slowly wade your way through twenty-five calendars.
17:33Parents' evenings, Christmases with the in-laws,
17:38matches and dispatches.
17:42I'm glad you found...
17:43My baby's little love is so funny.
17:46I don't think I ever went to...
17:48to a parent's evening.
17:51Not a one.
17:52Raven.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Yeah, my kids don't spend around me.
17:59It was a total disgrace.
18:01I was not just a...
18:02I was not just a...
18:03what happened to you.
18:05What about your husband?
18:06The men in your life?
18:07Oh, that with kids.
18:08They're still on every level.
18:09They had terrible food.
18:10They had terrible step-dads.
18:14Idiots.
18:17I think...
18:18I didn't grow up till I was fifty.
18:19I didn't grow up till I was fifty.
18:20I didn't grow up till I was fifty.
18:23I'm sorry.
18:25I'm sorry.
18:28Faint hot.
18:29For me.
18:30Faint hot.
18:31For me.
18:33You look...
18:35So sad.
18:39My kids deserve better.
18:41I'm sure you did your best.
18:43Oh.
18:44You're gorgeous.
18:45I'm proud of you.
18:46You're gorgeous.
18:47I'm proud of you.
18:48I'm a firecracker.
18:50I was an unfit mother.
18:53I'll never get the chance to make it up to him.
18:58I'll never get the chance to make it up to him.
19:03Billy was the loop of his life.
19:08Billy was gold.
19:14He was the loveliest.
19:17He was the character.
19:18He was the kindest.
19:21He was a little piece of my...
19:23I'll never get the chance to make it up to him.
19:25I'm just...
19:26I'm just...
19:28I'm just...
19:28Love is gone!
19:33They both gone!
19:38It's gone!
19:43Hey darling, it's me again.
19:48I'm a party booger in chief, a lovely party, seems like I have a neck.
19:53It's the lack of making things worse, right?
19:56Anyway, listen, it's late.
19:58It's very early and you haven't even got your big car.
20:03So please come home or let me know.
20:08Where you are and I'll come pick you up.
20:11I love you.
20:13I love you.
20:18I've had some complaints about the noise.
20:23Some people should get a life.
20:27It's two o'clock in the morning.
20:28What's it happen?
20:33We just got wrecked together.
20:38It's none of my business.
20:43Just don't let Debbie see you, all right?
20:45She's going to be in the seven.
20:46I'll be long gone.
20:48Nothing happened.
20:51Just took a palace now.
20:53Ah, I didn't hear that.
20:55Anything else you've got goes down the bog.
20:57We only had two.
20:58Oh, yippee.
21:00Ryan!
21:03Nothing happened.
21:08I don't ever call this nothing.
21:12Just...
21:13Toll home, Bernie.
21:18Is that good?
21:22Are you good?
21:23No!
21:23There's a big view out here.
21:26You're right on.
21:28There's a big view out here.
21:31I did not see it.
21:32Oh, no.
21:33There's a big view out here.
21:34Oh, y'all are you good?
21:36I did not see it.
21:36I did not see it.
21:37I did not see it.
21:38I did not see it.
21:40I did not see it.
21:42I did not see it.
21:42I did not see it.
21:43I fell in the air.
21:43You
21:48Bye.
21:53Bye.
21:58Bye.
22:03Bye.
22:08Bye.
22:13Bye.
22:18Bye.
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