Canadian on Cocaine

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Canadian guy who called the police on himself after using cocaine and imagine what happened when officers showed up on the scene.

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00:00those crazy Canadians a Canadian guy in Ontario called the cops on himself come

00:20and get me for taking cocaine I just I'm on cocaine not proud of it pretty wired up you don't sound

00:31wired up trust me I'm really I'm fired up right now I am as fired up as a Canadian you better come

00:43and get me before I do something really you better calm down listen I'm trying but I'm on cocaine eh

00:50calm down you're uh you're frantic and crazy I know I'm I'm I'm really losing it here I can't

00:57even make out what you're saying I'm really losing I'm I know I'm talking super fast you're a maniac

01:03I know I can feel it I I know that it's a mess eh watching somebody unravel versus an American

01:13yeah yeah I got up yeah I walked around my couch like four times eh so I knew I better get on the

01:30horn pretty quick and give you guys a call come and get me was that you jogging through the Tim

01:36uh no no I would never jog jog no slow walk this 30 year old guy from Kitchener Ontario Canada

01:47charged with impaired driving by drug and possession of a controlled substance after police say he called

01:53the cops to report himself about 140 in the morning uh yesterday morning they got a call from a man who

02:00said he said he was driving but had consumed cocaine and needed to speak to police yeah I can't live with

02:07myself I realize I'm gonna get away with this so you're sorry I feel really bad I'm really sorry

02:15super sorry about it eh so uh come and get me put me in the clink eh the man was located in the north

02:27end of the city and officers did stop his vehicle the investigation determined the man was impaired

02:31by drugs and a search turned up a very tiny quantity of cocaine it was only like a tiny little

02:37it's hardly anything yeah I know it's not a lot eh but I just can't live with myself like this eh and

02:49hopefully you know I'm gonna I'm gonna plead uh guilty obviously and then I'll probably be stuck

02:54doing 50 apologies uh it's a harsh sentence I know 50 public apologies 200 stories written on a

03:06blackboard too 200 stories he was arrested and subsequently charged they're not saying exactly

03:13what punishment he will face for this 200 stories 200 stories 50 public apologies

03:18but I hope he's calmed down yeah since that oh I hope so he was fired up yeah he's crazy

03:26losing his mind cocaine is not one of the paranoid drugs though right like as I've never used cocaine

03:32believe it or not yeah I think it's a paranoid drug it is it does make you look paranoid most of them

03:35yeah oh I had never heard that about it I thought it just made you like amped up yeah you get amped up

03:40but you can cause paranoia but you'd think most people wouldn't still call the cops on themselves

03:46no no that's in a very unusual situation yeah it's like the worst time to call the cops absolutely

03:52you have all the cocaine he's a typical guilty canadian yeah he just had a little bit a little

03:58tiny bit tiniest I found today and I took a real chance on it eh and yeah it's coke for sure

04:04I'm flying pretty high eh what would be hilarious is if they're like oh we ran a test day it's just

04:12sugary that's just it's just sugar so you were a bit amped up from the sugar cube yeah it was at

04:18one time a sugar cube so you snorted it eh

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