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00:00Oh look, Googlebox is on.
00:03Hungry for tea, Nottie?
00:05In the week that started with a Monday and ended with a Sunday, we enjoyed some new strange telly.
00:12Dave, come on.
00:14Good boy.
00:15There he goes.
00:17Good boy.
00:18What are we watching then?
00:19Probably some shit.
00:20Probably some shit.
00:21Never heard of it?
00:24No, never heard of it.
00:26Told ya.
00:27Oh, not this bloody show again.
00:30I quite like it.
00:31We meet grieving Chi.
00:33Whose auntie's just died.
00:35But at least she still gets to have a natter with her dead parents.
00:39Aww.
00:40What's this then, Nottie?
00:42I don't know, Nottie.
00:43It's very depressing, however.
00:45I saw a ghost once in the bath washing me back.
00:47You what?
00:48When was that?
00:49Dunno.
00:50Was it naked?
00:51Dunno.
00:52See through?
00:53Oh.
00:54Later, Chi decides to take on therapy.
00:57Wait.
00:58Me and Cockerbox.
00:59Hold on.
01:00Are they watching us?
01:01Okay, now I'm confused.
01:03Are we watching them watch us?
01:05I dunno.
01:06I don't get it.
01:07Have you put something in our coffee, Lee?
01:09I haven't touched your coffee, you daft woman.
01:11It's not us.
01:12It is.
01:13It's not.
01:14Oh, it is.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Oh, look.
01:17When did we do that?
01:18When did we do that?
01:19I dunno.
01:20Are we watching them watching us?
01:22Is that us?
01:23What are we doing on the telly?
01:25Wait, is this live?
01:26Look, there's a dog.
01:27Oh, yeah.
01:28Wait, who was that?
01:29Did you just...
01:30Dave, did you just talk?
01:31Dave, did you just...
01:32Wait, say something else.
01:34Say something.
01:35Say something else.
01:37Talk to us.
01:39Nothing.
01:40In another scene.
01:42Never mind.
01:43Ruth gets cosy with Dave.
01:45Ewww.
01:46Romance.
01:47Turn it off.
01:48Look at him, he's a right shagger.
01:50Turn it off.
01:51Not as much as you.
01:52Ah!
01:53Bastard.
01:54You bastard.
01:55Dave is overcome with guilt.
01:58Oh, God.
01:59What have I done?
02:01Don't.
02:02Eden.
02:03Look at me.
02:05God.
02:06Wait, Dad.
02:07Wait, Dad.
02:08I wonder what it's like.
02:10It's kicking off, innit?
02:12See what they've done.
02:13Is she thick or what?
02:14Don't say that.
02:15No.
02:16She's not thick.
02:17She's just blind.
02:18She's not bloody blind.
02:19She's thick.
02:20I wonder what on earth is wrong with her, Mary?
02:21I think she just needs to grow up, Natty.
02:22She needs to grow up.
02:23I know.
02:24She needs to grow up.
02:25I know.
02:26She needs to grow up.
02:27I've been saying it for ages.
02:28She needs to grow up.
02:29Grow up, Natty.
02:30What, me, Natty?
02:31Or you, Natty and her, Natty?
02:32She needs to grow up.
02:33She just needs to grow up.
02:34Why have I got good workers telling me to grow up?
02:35I need to grow up now.
02:36So, you're going to have to die.
02:37Be quiet.
02:38Make sure she doesn't see you.
02:39Have we forgotten anything?
02:40No.
02:41No.
02:42No.
02:43No.
02:44No.
02:45No.
02:46No.
02:47No.
02:48No.
02:49No.
02:50No.
02:51No.
02:52No.
02:53No.
02:54No.
02:55No.
02:56No.
02:57No.
02:58No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:03No.
03:04Have we forgotten anything?
03:06No.
03:07I'm nervous.
03:08Yeah.
03:09I am a bit scared.
03:10I mean what if there's nothing out there.
03:11What if we just end?
03:13We don't know.
03:14Yeah, because ghosts, they haunt houses.
03:16They don't haunt outsides.
03:18No, we don't know Terry, we don't know.
03:20Well, you, you go first.
03:21No, we go together, like we planned.
03:24Oh, I forgot my charger.
03:25I know they've backed in.
03:26Will you lower your voice?
03:28Look.
03:29Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
03:31This isn't living, Terry.
03:32Of course it's not living. We're dead.
03:35I need to leave this house.
03:38Even if it kills us properly this time.
03:41Can I tempt you to stay a bit longer with a bit of brat?
03:45Why are you wearing all those coats?
03:49Um, can you see if it was cold outside?
03:54But you're inside.
03:56We were going to pop out for a bit.
03:59What's going on here?
04:02But yeah, it's fine. If you do go out, just remember it's fucking freezing out there.
04:06It's like Iceland, so...
04:08Someone's doing well. Learning about new countries.
04:10She's talking about the supermarkets actually.
04:12Yeah, as soon as I said it I realised.
04:14Please, G, please grow up. I am begging you.
04:18Oh, gosh, someone's coming.
04:20Where are you going?
04:22This is why no one believes me when I say that I can see you.
04:25How's Dave? Have you seen him?
04:28No, why?
04:29Oh, no reason. Definitely didn't sleep with him.
04:33I thought I was coming to you today.
04:35I might have slept with him a little bit.
04:39You know, sent him off into a downward spiral of regret.
04:44I don't think of Karen.
04:46Well, he did say you did something terrible together, but I just assumed you'd come to Margot.
04:51I think I might have triggered him, actually.
04:54I just don't want the NHS to find out. They'll strike me off.
04:59Harold Shipman.
05:00Yeah. Are you okay?
05:02Yes.
05:03This is your last free session, actually, so I should ask you, how are you?
05:10And are you still seeing your dead parents?
05:12Well, you just missed them, actually.
05:14I mean, you just haven't taken any of my therapy on board at all, have you?
05:19I think we should focus on something big, okay? We really make it count.
05:24Yeah.
05:25You know, I think what we should do is... we should...
05:29Have you got any ideas?
05:39Trick-or-treating?
05:40That's what I would want to do, because it's my happiest memory with my parents.
05:43I've had an amazing idea.
05:45I'm taking you trick-or-treating.
05:48You're hanging on to your childhood.
05:50The grief is preventing you from growing up.
05:52It's stopping you from maturing and becoming an independent adult.
05:56Sorry, I don't understand it when you talk all Shakespearean.
05:59You're a toddler with pubes.
06:01Oh, okay, that makes sense, yeah.
06:07Trick-or-treat.
06:08No, thanks.
06:09Can you... can you just give me something, please?
06:11No, it's not Halloween.
06:15Oh, here they are.
06:16Oh, God, you invited them.
06:19What did you invite them for?
06:20Because I didn't want to walk.
06:21Look at us, little grown-up.
06:23I'm a...
06:24I'm a bank robber.
06:25Come to steal your childhood, and...
06:27Yeah.
06:29That is Ruth.
06:30Yeah, yeah, I know who she is.
06:33Erm, and I can see...
06:34I know her well, and I can see all of her there.
06:37I can see her there, so...
06:39Shall we do trick-or-treating?
06:40Shall we?
06:41Shall we?
06:42Yeah.
06:43I know, let's go trick-or-treating.
06:44Yeah, let's go trick-or-treating, yeah.
06:46Yeah, definitely.
06:47Yes.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:50Are you guys all right?
06:51Well...
06:52Yeah, yeah, fine.
06:53Yes, we're all fine.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Right, well, we've done here, so...
06:57Shall we just get in the bath?
06:58Yeah, let's do this.
06:59Yeah, definitely.
07:02My turn.
07:04Stop here.
07:05What?
07:08Wow, Stu, look, it's the Addams Family.
07:10We're not the Addams Family.
07:11I'm Ricky Gervais from the Golden Globe Show.
07:14And I'm an interpretation of what blindness looks like.
07:17I'm Dave.
07:18He has IBS.
07:23Can we stop here?
07:25Trick-or-treat.
07:26It's the wrong day.
07:27I'm Ricky Gervais.
07:29Right.
07:30I need to go home, lay down, and look at pictures of Karen.
07:33Not in a pervy way.
07:34Before we leave, can we stop at my lawyer's place?
07:36Because he'll be so pleased to know I've grown up.
07:37Yeah, definitely.
07:38Right.
07:39But can we make that the last one?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Okay, eh?
07:43We'll just do a few more on the way, though.
07:49I can't take much more of this.
07:51I think my lawyer's going to be really excited to see us.
07:57Trick-or-treat.
07:59What's this?
08:00Who are you?
08:03Very good.
08:04Addams Family, yes?
08:05We're not the Addams Family.
08:07Is my lawyer here?
08:08Yeah.
08:09Coming for a photo?
08:10Absolutely, yeah.
08:11I can see, please.
08:12Where do you want us?
08:13Do we have to?
08:14I don't know.
08:15Come on.
08:16I thought this was Addams House.
08:18God.
08:19Addams!
08:20Bring camera.
08:21Addams Family here.
08:22Add, I'll put all your pills in daily order.
08:23Remember, tea is for Tuesday, yeah?
08:24Not for tomorrow.
08:25Oh, there he is!
08:28What the hell are you all doing here?
08:29Addams, language.
08:30About Addams, mate.
08:32This your friends?
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35No, no, no, no, no.
08:36This can't be happening.
08:37You have to leave.
08:38So lovely to meet Addams Family finally.
08:40No.
08:41You Addams Family.
08:44No, you're Addams Family.
08:46No.
08:47You Addams Family.
08:48No.
08:49You're Addams Family.
08:50You're both right, yeah.
08:51No.
08:53Oh, God.
08:55For the last time.
08:57We are not the Addams Family.
09:00You stupid old fucker.
09:03Potato, potato.
09:05Please come.
09:06Well, not after that.
09:07Don't invite them in after that.
09:08Don't follow him.
09:09You for coffee?
09:10Or cup yokeshire tea?
09:11He's not having tea either.
09:12Why are you offering tea?
09:13Don't offer him any drinks.
09:14What are you doing?
09:15So, what about the treats?
09:16Oh, fill a bucket.
09:17If you need another bucket, ask Addams.
09:19No, don't fill the bucket.
09:20I haven't got any other buckets.
09:21Do not put...
09:22Look at me.
09:23Look at me.
09:24Do not put anything in that bucket.
09:25Dad!
09:26Dad!
09:27Don't make a meeting.
09:28You're out for people.
09:31Dave's not right.
09:32I can't get through to him at all.
09:33I feel like the only person who can fix him is Karen.
09:36Hmm.
09:37Well, you could always try and sort of conjure her up in a seance.
09:41That's what I'd do.
09:42That's a stupid idea.
09:43You could talk to her face to face, then.
09:45What?
09:46What?
09:47Do you think he'd believe that?
09:49Well, who wouldn't believe it?
09:54Tiny elephant.
09:56Paying for it.
09:57I can't believe I'm finally in your house.
09:59It's amazing.
10:00Look, my dad's really sick.
10:01You can't be here.
10:02Who are you?
10:03Are you the new adult?
10:05I'm in charge of tea's mental health.
10:08All you need to do, Adam, is it okay if I call you Adam?
10:11Yeah, it's my name.
10:12Okay.
10:13So, all you need to do, Adam, is tell she that you respect her as an adult, which will free
10:17her from her childhood and stop her from seeing her dead parents.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Yeah, yeah, I can't do that.
10:27Hmm?
10:28Why not?
10:29What?
10:30I mean, because I don't respect her.
10:31Honestly, this isn't helping your case.
10:32Well, can't you just lie?
10:33No.
10:34Why?
10:35Oh, because you're a lawyer.
10:36No.
10:37I'm a solicitor.
10:38No.
10:39You're a solicitor.
10:40You said he was a lawyer.
10:41That's what he presented himself as.
10:42A solicitor's much worse than a lawyer.
10:43It is not.
10:44It is exactly the same.
10:45It's an interchangeable term.
10:46It's not the same.
10:47Okay.
10:48Well, it looks like, in the eyes of the law, you're just not an adult.
10:49Sorry, mate.
10:50Give up.
10:58Any a cuppa?
10:59So, how long have you been married?
11:04Oh, God.
11:05Oh.
11:06Um, no.
11:07Ruth is just a woman in a kitchen.
11:11A woman in a kitchen?
11:14What a lovely photo.
11:16I wonder if that's his family.
11:19Shit.
11:21Shit.
11:23I've got water in my eyes.
11:25Excuse me.
11:26He's heartbroken.
11:27His horrible wife died.
11:28Then he slept with a beautiful therapist and can't forgive himself.
11:31As a guy to a guy.
11:33No, I'm not a guy.
11:34No.
11:35Dave's the guy.
11:39Hey, cheer up.
11:40I'm getting loads of my bucket.
11:42I just...
11:43I don't even know if all this is being grown up.
11:45Of course it is.
11:46We've got a beard and everything.
11:47Of course it is.
11:48Right, you need to stop.
11:49This is stealing.
11:50Adam, mate, it's for cheese mental health.
11:52Remember all her family are dead?
11:53Do you remember that?
11:54I don't understand.
11:55Your dad's so happy we're here.
11:56Right, he's very ill, isn't he?
11:58So...
11:59As a widower, I understand.
12:01You never get over it.
12:03We all got to go sometime.
12:05To make room for the young ones.
12:08Sorry, what?
12:09What are you going about?
12:10Can you shut up, actually?
12:11I'm trying to think.
12:12Can you stop?
12:13That's not even trick or treating.
12:14That's theft.
12:15Look, please, put it back.
12:17My dad's really...
12:18Right, you all need to leave my house now!
12:20I've had a brilliant idea.
12:22We're going to be staying a lot longer.
12:29So, you'd like to take a seat?
12:32Candles, chopping board, cheese triangles.
12:34Is this a sale?
12:35Oh, for fuck's sake.
12:36This is my idea.
12:37I'm sorry, we shouldn't mess with the dark arts.
12:39It's just a little mental exercise.
12:41A form of cognitive behavioural therapy.
12:43I just feel like some of us are carrying a lot of dead weight, Dave,
12:46that needs releasing.
12:48Yeah, well, I remember seeing a documentary
12:50where a guy who played this,
12:52he got trapped inside with a load of monkeys.
12:54He couldn't escape until he rolled a six, so...
12:56Right, well, this is very different.
12:57Please take a seat.
12:58It's like a good board game.
13:00Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure this isn't snakes and ladders.
13:03This'll help.
13:05Could everyone close their eyes, please?
13:08I can...
13:09I can feel something already.
13:11Yeah, it's the tumble dryer.
13:13I used to do this all the time when I was a kid, you know this.
13:16But weirdly, I only got through to Carol Vorderman.
13:19She's not even dead, she, so...
13:20Yeah, it was strange.
13:21Hold the circle tight and don't let go.
13:24Do you mind?
13:25Yes.
13:27Hello, spirits.
13:29Welcome.
13:30Please, come inside me.
13:34Don't say that.
13:35Consonant, please, Carol.
13:41That's not Vorderman.
13:44Come in.
13:46Let yourselves be known to the room.
13:49All you need to do is let us know who you're here for.
13:54Right, spirits?
13:55Um, yeah.
13:56Let us know who you are, spirits.
13:58Do not be afraid.
13:59I don't know.
14:00K...
14:01A...
14:02I...
14:03O...
14:04R...
14:05E...
14:06E...
14:07Karaoke.
14:08No, it's...
14:09Yeah, karaoke.
14:10It's an E.
14:11Yeah, karaoke.
14:12Oh, get off!
14:13Get off!
14:14Get off!
14:16Is it my wife?
14:18Ask if it's three.
14:20No, it's not your wife now.
14:22Take your shoes off before you come in.
14:23Don't speak with your mouthful.
14:24Lose weight.
14:25It's three.
14:26It's not mum.
14:27Jesus Christ.
14:28Della, I lost three pounds.
14:29Look, it's not your fucking wife.
14:30Oh, okay.
14:31I think it...
14:32Yeah, it might be.
14:33Oh, yay.
14:34She wants to say something to you.
14:35Oh, hello dear.
14:36Hello dear.
14:37Love you.
14:38Love you too.
14:39Love you.
14:40Miss you.
14:41Proud of you, Gordon.
14:42My name's Adam.
14:43It's...
14:44Okay.
14:45It's...
14:46Okay.
14:47It's...
14:48Okay.
14:49It's...
14:50Okay.
14:51It's someone else now coming in, anyway.
14:52Adam is a solicitatory.
14:53Boring.
14:54I hate my life.
14:55Oh, she's doing a dance.
14:56You're doing the Irish jig.
14:57Ha!
14:58Ha!
14:59Ha, ha!
15:00Ha, ha!
15:01Ha!
15:02Ha, ha!
15:03Ha!
15:04Ha!
15:05Ha!
15:06Ha!
15:07Ha!
15:08Ha!
15:09Ha!
15:10Ha!
15:11Ha!
15:12Fuck off, Chee! Fuck off, Chee! Fuck off, Chee!
15:16Oh, my God, Aunty Karen! Aunty Karen, you're here, finally!
15:19Oh, my God! Thanks for all the debt. How's it going as a hoover?
15:24Karen, is that really you?
15:26Yeah, it is, Dave. Yeah, it's me, Karen.
15:29Sir, it's me, Chee, from your sister.
15:33I've been doing my list. I wondered if you... Are you proud of me?
15:37Is there something you wanted to say to me, Dave?
15:42Um, it's just... It's a hard one. I haven't been doing the recycling.
15:48No, it isn't that, is it, Dave?
15:50I'm also here, by the way. I just wondered if he was proud of me.
15:54What's the other thing that you wanted to say, Dave?
15:57It's really hard. I don't think I can say it.
16:00Say it. Just fucking say it.
16:03No. It's... I can't... It's just... It's just terrible.
16:09Terrible? Rude.
16:10Go on, Dave, say it!
16:12Go on.
16:13Whatever it is, I'll forgive you.
16:15It'll be fine. Then we can move on, Chee.
16:17It's Karen. Say anything to Karen.
16:19I can't, I mean...
16:20You need to move on. Just say it.
16:22Dave, just say it.
16:24Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.
16:27Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.
16:31Adam, look what you've done. Dad?
16:33Say it. Quick. Dad.
16:35Oh, shit. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.
16:3945 minutes for an ambulance. He could be dead by then.
16:45Oh, God. No, nothing.
16:47Oh, nothing.
16:49I don't know what's happened. I feel like Karen's sucking eating.
16:53No, she's not. She's not.
16:55Can any of you drive?
16:57I can. I can.
16:59Obviously not you, Chee.
17:01Yes. Yes, Chee. Yes.
17:03Yes, Chee. Yes.
17:05What? Yes. Me?
17:06Yes.
17:07Yes.
17:08Sorry.
17:09Yes, you can drive. Can I? Yes.
17:10This could be your moment to prove that you've become an adult because of my therapy.
17:16Oh, my God. And then I won't get struck off.
17:18Oh, God, yeah. Yes.
17:19Maybe I can do this. You can do this.
17:20Oh, God, yeah. Yes.
17:21Maybe I can do this.
17:22You can do this.
17:23I'm okay. Oh, thank God.
17:24I can. Come.
17:25Come on. Just see your stairway. Keep me here.
17:27Stop. Stop. I'm in the car.
17:29Okay.
17:30Five, six, eight, five, six, seven, eight.
17:31Oh, God. Stay with me, okay? Stay with me.
17:33Chee, we need to get going.
17:34Vroom, vroom.
17:35What?
17:36Vroom, vroom, bitch.
17:37Oh, Charlie XCX.
17:39What's wrong, brat?
17:40My uncle.
17:41What's in here talking to me is not going to help him.
17:43What do I do then?
17:44You need to turn the engine on.
17:46Oh.
17:47Okay. How do I do that?
17:49Would you have a key?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Wait, do you actually?
17:52Yeah.
17:53This is your big brat girl moment.
17:55Just drive.
17:56You know what? You're right.
17:59Okay.
18:00This is my big brat moment.
18:04Is it?
18:05Well, let's fucking have that moment then, shall we?
18:07No one's dying tonight.
18:09No one's fucking dying tonight!
18:11Look at that, Dad.
18:12And rain!
18:13And rain!
18:14And rain!
18:15Oh, we don't need the wipers on because it's not raining.
18:18Oh, it is raining.
18:19Yes, you take that off.
18:20Just back up a little bit.
18:21No, back up.
18:22Not forward.
18:23What's forward?
18:24Keep going.
18:25Yep.
18:26That's it.
18:27Nice and easy.
18:28Turn the wipers off, maybe.
18:29Just watch that pillar there.
18:31What's that?
18:32Maybe back up a little bit.
18:33Wait.
18:34Yeah, I'm there.
18:35I'm there.
18:36Are we there yet?
18:38This isn't going to end well.
18:39Sure for it, Adam.
18:40I'm there.
18:41I'm there.
18:42Come on, Dad.
18:43Stay with me.
18:44Stay with me.
18:45Just go faster.
18:46It's just a time.
18:47I really regret doing the seance now.
18:48I don't know why you made me do that.
18:49I should breathe.
18:50Oh, no, I can't breathe.
18:51I need some help.
18:52I need some help.
18:53I'll do it.
18:54I'll do it.
18:55I'll do it.
18:56I'll do it.
18:57I'll do it.
18:58I'll do it.
18:59I'll do it.
19:00I'll do it.
19:01I'll do it.
19:02I'll do it.
19:03I'll do it.
19:04You're not conscious.
19:05You're not conscious.
19:06No, no, no, no.
19:07I'll do it.
19:08Brake.
19:09Brake.
19:10No.
19:11Jesus.
19:12No.
19:13Is he still breathing?
19:14How's it happening?
19:15Can I just take the thunder to his tail?
19:16Absolutely not.
19:17It's good to know the next time.
19:18Roundabout.
19:19There's a roundabout coming up.
19:20Slow down.
19:21Slow down.
19:22Slow down.
19:23Faster.
19:24Faster.
19:25Faster.
19:26Faster.
19:27Ah.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:30Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:31Can you drive?
19:32You really seem like you can't run.
19:33Oh, I've had one lesson.
19:35Oh, holy fuck. Oh, my God. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. This is good therapy. Not to the right. Stay in the middle. Stay in the middle. Yes, I can write a book about this. It's fine.
19:45Watch the man! Oh, my God. Off the pavement. To the right. Oh, fucking hell.
19:51Come on, Dad. You're okay.
19:54Watch the car. Watch the car.
19:59This side. This side.
20:01Stop walking for the field. Jay! Come on, Jay, up my head!
20:07Come on, Dad. Do not die. You won't be on your side.
20:12Oh, my God. Okay, slow down. Slow down.
20:15Here's the help. Jesus Christ.
20:22Okay. Is there a restart button?
20:25Oh, shit. We're not going to be able to fix this.
20:28We need to call the AA, okay?
20:30We haven't got any signal, Chief.
20:33Bless me, son.
20:34I love Chief. I love Ruth.
20:37Only as a friend.
20:39Finally, remember,
20:41don't buy leather
20:42because it's made of
20:44human ham.
20:48Wait, I'm...
20:48Lucian, please do something.
20:51Please do something. I thought you were a doctor.
20:52Okay, we're going to have to push it.
20:54Come on. Push.
20:55Go, Chief.
20:56Chief.
20:57We're going to have to push the van.
21:00Help!
21:03Help!
21:04Oh, no.
21:05You all right, Chief?
21:06What?
21:07What are you doing there?
21:09I'm just enjoying the space.
21:11Turns out we could have left the whole time.
21:13I feel a bit silly now.
21:15Do you know if Dave's going to make it?
21:17What?
21:18The channel?
21:19No.
21:20My uncle's just had a heart attack.
21:22Gee,
21:22it's not Dave's time yet.
21:25Well, it might be.
21:26Yeah, it might be.
21:26I just said it in that voice to make you feel better.
21:29We are so proud of you.
21:31What am I supposed to do?
21:33I don't have time for this.
21:35I'm running.
21:36Look at you, Dad.
21:38Oh, he's gone.
21:39Get your clothes.
21:41Help!
21:42Help!
21:43Help!
21:44Help!
21:45Help!
21:47Help!
21:48Oh, God!
21:49Hello!
21:50Help!
21:51Hello?
21:53Oh!
21:54Help!
21:55Stop!
21:55Help!
21:56Yes!
21:57Stop!
21:58What's wrong?
21:59Get out!
21:59Oh, fuck it.
22:00Would you be...
22:00Get out!
22:01Stop it!
22:01What's wrong?
22:02What's going on?
22:03I didn't get out of my uncle fell off a chair!
22:05Get out of my car!
22:05Trick or treat!
22:06Get out of my car!
22:07What's the...
22:08Sorry, I need to save my...
22:10What the fuck?
22:10What the fuck?
22:11I need to save my car!
22:41If Dave does die, we...
22:43Do you think he could be our mum?
22:45If I go to prison for manslaughter, I'm going to blame you.
22:49Sorry, Mum.
22:51Good family.
22:52Is this heart broken?
22:53Is he not coming back?
22:54It's too soon to tell.
22:56I heard you drove him here.
22:58Your friends at school will be very impressed.
23:01How old are you?
23:02Twenty-three.
23:03Twenty-five.
23:03I was in the van as well.
23:06Oh.
23:09Why?
23:10I...
23:10I'm 47.
23:11Anything else?
23:13Hey, Dave, you okay?
23:37Right, Jay.
23:38I don't know what happened.
23:39We had a big, like, massive heart attack.
23:43At my lawyer's dad's house, when you spoke to Karen.
23:47Well, I guess everything's going to be okay.
23:51Well, great.
23:52That's brilliant.
23:53Let's go, then.
23:54Come on.
23:55Well, I can't leave.
23:58Why?
23:59I'm going to miss you've been framed.
24:01I just want to come back to say you'll all be fine.
24:06And I'm okay.
24:07Okay, well, let's go, then, because you've not got a lot of time.
24:11Wait, hold on.
24:11Wait, no, no, no, no, Dave.
24:16Dave, Dave, Dave.
24:17Wake up.
24:18Dave, come on.
24:20I just can't.
24:20Wake up.
24:21Dave, no.
24:22Dave, Dave, wake up.
24:25Dave.
24:26I'm fine.
24:27I'm fine.
24:29I thought you were a ghost.
24:30No, no, I'm fine.
24:31Brilliant.
24:32What do you remember?
24:33Nothing.
24:34I was just...
24:34Gene.
24:34Thank God.
24:37Did you steal a car?
24:39Hmm?
24:39I'm going to have to arrest you.
24:46Oh.
24:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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