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00:00Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance,
00:06dance, dance, dance, dance. Don't say dance. I can't count and do it because it's two different
00:09sides of the brain. Dance, dance, dance. In, around, and finish. Do not clap that, she.
00:18It's like dancing with an upright freezer. She just gets nasty because the instructor
00:22used to fancy me. He had a wife. You're both just such a perfect match. It's like knowing
00:28a twit. You know, if I was going to die again in a horrific car accident, I'd do it next
00:34to your mother. Oh, that's so sweet. Your dad's right, you know. If I died alone, I would
00:40have ended up killing myself. Do you think I've got to worry about dying alone? Oh,
00:44God, yes. Massively so. You should be having sleepless nights about it, darling. Why do
00:48you think we've put it so high up on the list? Yeah, with your lack of survival skills and
00:52the rate that ours are dying off, you're going to need someone to provide for you. But how
00:57am I supposed to find someone out there in this crazy goddamn messed up world? Cast your
01:02net as wide as possible. You can't afford to be picky. Before your mother met me, she slept
01:07with everybody. Short people, Welsh people, a surprisingly attractive person, and then eventually
01:17she found her level. You know, you sometimes say things that make me really want to attack
01:23you. I am just trying to give her daughter advice in this crazy goddamn messed up world.
01:27world.
01:28Find a life partner. Find a life partner. Find a life partner. This day to anybody.
01:32Kenneth, please, I'm begging you, brother. I'm so grateful for this job. Yes, you've
01:37said. It has been my dream to work in the cinema ever since I found out you could work in the
01:54cinema. We've done this four times already, Lucas. My family, think of my family. They're in paralyzing debt, and neither is the kind of porn to get sad, Kenneth, please.
01:59Lucas! I just asked how you was getting on with the till. There's no need for all this fuss.
02:04Oh. Yeah, good, thanks. Sorry. I think the pressure's getting to me a little bit. Yeah, just breathe, Lucas, alright? It's gonna be all right.
02:11Now, things are gonna get a little bit hectic this afternoon because we've got a lot of matinees on.
02:15Okay. And if you let me down, I'm gonna go down on you. I mean, that's all right, I'm gonna come on you. No, I'm not. There's gonna be a shit load of bricks. Just say you understand.
02:22I'm sad. No, say I understand, Kenneth. I understand, Kenneth. I didn't say it like that, did I? I understand, Kenneth.
02:29I understand, Kenneth. And she were. I won't let you down today. My family's in debt, so please don't sack me.
02:38Do you understand, Kenneth? Do you understand, Kenneth? Do you understand, Kenneth?
02:42Excuse me. Are you gonna die soon? And if you are, do you mind if I join? What? I just don't wanna die on my own.
02:57Fit, fun, fit, fit. Just feel good. Thank you. I've got a very wide net, just so you know. You can sort of all share me if you'd like. What? Have a go.
03:06Shade. Super big fish.
03:14That was one of a go on me. If you don't mind spelling the word as well, just with all your other me and friends.
03:22You're doing it now. Do. No. No.
03:28Yeah, no, I mean, I'm happy to text, but I'm just not that into camping. Just don't go. Just one of these.
03:36Why are we running?
03:46Oh.
03:48You all right?
03:49Yeah, how's it going? Working full time?
03:51Yeah, it's good, thanks. I mean, I barely know what I'm doing. I'm hanging on by a thread. But other than that, it's just pure magic.
03:55Yeah. Do you know if people ever come in here?
03:59Sorry, people?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Er, yeah, sometimes. Why?
04:03No, it's just, erm, I'm trying to find a life partner, so I'm just working my way through everyone humanly possible.
04:08Okay. Wow! Brother!
04:11Wow, who is that?
04:13No, no, gee, that's my boss, okay? So don't, please just...
04:16Excuse me, could you fill up my phone with your numbers?
04:18Sorry, what? Did you just say you want my number?
04:23Yeah.
04:24Er, hmm, can I, er...
04:27Can I ask how old you are, please?
04:29Er, older than I look, younger than I feel.
04:31In numbers?
04:32Er, somewhere between 21 and 23.
04:34That's 22.
04:35You could say that.
04:36Yeah, gee, you don't have to go for everyone, you know, like my boss. For example, you'd have to go for my boss. It's Quality Street, not Quantity Street, right?
04:44Blender that.
04:45Thanks, I'll send you something lovely.
04:49Oh!
04:51Wow!
05:03Thanks for coming, everyone.
05:04Sorry, I'm late.
05:06Er, er, I wasn't the impression it was just the two of us.
05:08What's going on?
05:10Okay.
05:11Now, er, you're all here because you have one of the top three qualities I actually look for in a person.
05:17Which are houses, erm, faces and pockets.
05:23And I just want you to be reassured that, even though we only met this afternoon, this journey will stay with me forever.
05:31Oh, fuck this shit out.
05:34Now, I actually have a fuck tonne of love to give, so I will be looking for it back in return.
05:39Erm...
05:40Yay.
05:42Well, it's really hard for me to be vulnerable right now. I feel like, sort of Bonnie Blue.
05:45Okay.
05:48I don't want to do this on my own anymore, okay?
05:51You know?
05:52And if it were up to me, I'd choose all of you right here, right now.
05:56What do you mean, choose?
05:57It's up to you.
05:58What?
06:01Oh, okay.
06:06Okay.
06:07It's time for me to make the hardest decision of my life.
06:12This is the point where you both give me something.
06:15Obviously.
06:16Don't eat them all at once, yeah? You'll be messed up for days.
06:23Oh, nice. Thanks.
06:26I'm really sorry, I actually don't have anything, because I was in a bit of a rush to get here because of your text truth, you know?
06:30It said, emergency, car park, fucking hurry, but I didn't know where the comma was.
06:34You know, whether it was like, emergency, comma, car park, comma, fucking hurry.
06:38Or whether it was like, emergency, car park, fucking, comma, hurry.
06:42But, you know, whichever way round it was, I could give you unlimited popcorns, fizzy drinks...
06:47Well, he wins, yeah, sorry.
06:48What?
06:49What a tease.
06:51Sorry, mate.
06:53Can I just say, I actually find you very...
06:56Yeah.
06:58So, what happens now?
07:00Well, our journey begins. See you tomorrow.
07:02Are you crazy?
07:03Are you crazy?
07:04Are you crazy?
07:05Are you crazy?
07:06Are you crazy?
07:07Who are you crazy?
07:08Are you crazy?
07:09I can't do it…
07:10I need to do it.
07:11I can't do it.
07:14I can't come from the road.
07:27How does your name even happen?
07:29Shit, shit, shit, why do you work it?
07:31I'm perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect
07:34That's right, I'm a superstar
07:36Everybody wanna come up when I'm at the bar
07:38Other people wanna try, it's like, give me some more
07:39Try to get a hard time, give me some more
07:41Let's go, I'm a superstar
07:43Getting busy with the boys, hanging at the bar
07:45Everybody coming close, cause they all want me
07:46You want it when you saw me
07:48I like how you look, baby, call me, call me
07:59What are you doing?
08:11Gee
08:11Yeah, I don't know what just happened there
08:26And I definitely don't feel comfortable about it
08:29But what I will say is, you look like a beautiful used temple in that dress
08:31Yeah, I did get a free phone case with it, so
08:35Ooh, free's a crowd, Lucas, I no longer need a wingman, so
08:39Ah, yes, Kenneth
08:40Okay, are you sure, Kenneth?
08:42Yeah
08:42Ready, Kenneth?
08:44Uh-huh
08:44Is this happening, then?
08:47He's right, you know, the dresses, uh, wows us
08:50So do you own this, uh, this whole place?
08:56Yes, you know, in the sense that I am the, uh
08:58Branch manager
08:59Yeah
09:01I think that might be the most impressive thing I've ever heard
09:05Sure, you mustn't have heard a lot of things in that case
09:08Yeah, no
09:11I haven't
09:12Do you want to give me a tour?
09:16Why, yes, madame
09:17Allow me
09:18I love the way women dress these days
09:23You know, completely, uh, mental
09:25Yeah
09:26I suppose I am a woman nowadays
09:28Yeah
09:28Yeah
09:29That's fine
09:30Good luck on your own, King
09:32That's good
09:33Might be easier to get your hand through the hole
09:36Yeah, Jim
09:37Like that?
09:44That's the on-off button
09:45It's the on-and-off button?
09:47No
09:47It doesn't even say on-and-off
09:49No, it's just, that's the
09:51Universal sign for on-and-off though, but
09:55I mean, it isn't universal, is it?
09:56Because I didn't know
09:58No
09:58And I'm in the universe
10:00Yes
10:00Yeah
10:01Same here, but
10:03Yeah, anyway
10:04Yeah
10:05Well, in that case
10:08Yeah, I mean
10:09Shall I go?
10:10Why, come on
10:10Jesus Christ, calm down
10:12Okay
10:12Yeah, maybe I'll go
10:14Yeah
10:14Yes
10:15Um, can I have a spoon, please?
10:21Okay
10:22A spoon
10:23I went to, I went to school with a, a girl who looked like the back of a spoon
10:28Alice Seacombe
10:29Yeah, she, she died by gastric band
10:32Did she look like a spoon because she was ugly, or because she was shiny?
10:39Large salty popcorn with one scoop of sweet
10:42Two share bags of minstrels
10:43One regular bag of minstrels
10:45Yeah
10:49Mind if I just do the pots or I can't
10:54Oh, pots, all right, okay
10:57Can I, hold that?
10:59Okay
10:59I just love the
11:01Wow, the sound of that reminds me of
11:06I just love the juice
11:07I mean, who doesn't?
11:09Oh, who, who, who, who, who, who, who
11:12Is so salty
11:12You know
11:14You know that the cinema is actually my favourite restaurant
11:17Followed by Michelle Garridge
11:19Well, there's plenty more where that came from
11:21Yeah
11:21You mean in the jar?
11:24Yeah, yeah
11:24Yeah
11:25But I was honestly
11:28Sorry, cheat, I can't actually hear what you're saying
11:31Because of the hot dog in your mouth
11:32Do you want to pop it out?
11:33Yeah
11:33Um, no, I just think that maybe we should take things to the next level
11:37You know, sorry I got a bit of, uh, hot dog on your thing
11:41If you want to, yeah, try it taste
11:43Sorry, I've, uh, actually my doodle's become very fizzy
11:48Oh, really?
11:49Mm-hmm
11:50Kenneth, Mitra's here
11:51Uh, just come in, um, would you, can you, would you mind just staying here, please?
11:57Yeah
11:57Well, come up, you're going to need to stay, all right?
12:02I can't have you coming out here, can you stay?
12:04Do you understand stay cheat?
12:05Just say understand
12:06Understand
12:07Say understand, Kenneth
12:08Understand, Kenneth
12:09Oh, hello, darling
12:13Why are you so flustered?
12:17You're not in there with a girl, are you?
12:18Well, yes
12:19I mean, no, I say yes and I mean no
12:21I'm going to need you
12:22Right
12:22Um, are we on for lunch?
12:24Yes
12:25Uh, I've, I've, I've, I've actually got a couple of, um, loose ends I need to tie up
12:28So maybe I can meet you over there in the foyer
12:30All right, then
12:31All right, love
12:32Yes
12:32It's going to be wonderful
12:34Oh, my God
12:37You've got a wife
12:39Oh, please don't be angry with me
12:40I can't handle it when people get angry with me
12:42This is amazing
12:42What?
12:43Yeah
12:43Now I've got two people to look after me
12:46Pardon you?
12:47Like, sort of a two-in-one, like
12:48When you get those shampoos, it's also a conditioner
12:51Uh, well, no
12:52Actually, no
12:53I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry
12:55I think I've bitten off more than I can chew
12:56I didn't want to have to do this, gee, but, uh
12:58I'm drawing a line
12:59Yeah, yeah, me too
13:00No, listen to me, please
13:02Look, I lost my virginity
13:03To my singing teacher, Mr Hayden
13:06When I was 38 years old
13:07So, uh, you know, you showing up here in this beautiful dress
13:10And paying me compliments, it's, uh
13:12Well, you know, I, I do look resistible, so
13:15That's, that's what it might be
13:16But I don't think you're really listening to me, Trey
13:18You need to listen now, okay
13:19I, I have to be with my wife now
13:21Because I have a marriage to uphold
13:23Yeah, that makes two of us
13:24No, uh, I, I really appreciate your interest
13:27And, uh, it's all being, you know, processed and whatever
13:29And someone will be getting back to you due course
13:32Okay, um, but when am I going to meet her?
13:34No, no, this ends now
13:36Oh
13:37Yeah
13:38Okay
13:39Okay
13:40Okay, come on, let's go
13:48Oh, I've just got to speak to Lucas
13:49I'll be back after lunch
13:51I need your cousin
13:52Come on, let's go
13:54I need you tonight
14:11Cause I'm not sleeping
14:15There's something about you
14:19Are you okay?
14:22I'm in three, we went down the wrong way
14:24You know what, I need a wee
14:25Jesus Christy
14:31She's amazing
14:32You can't just follow us around like this
14:33It's freaky and weird
14:34I think the wee's just going to be like
14:36Three peas in a pod, you know
14:38I'm going to fit in so well
14:39Is Angela working?
14:40I'll just be your show as long
14:41Angela, please
14:42And then when we all die together
14:44Then I'll be in the middle of you both
14:47On the bed
14:47And then I'll just be like the safest dead girl in camp
14:50No, no
14:52Just stay out of our lives, alright?
14:53I am happily married
14:55Stay out of my life
14:56Guess what?
14:59Some of my clients have stopped coming
15:02Have they?
15:03You know last week
15:04Derek Redford, you know from Screefix
15:07I know Redford, yeah, sure
15:08Well he told me
15:09That his wife tried to smother him with a pillow
15:11And I said
15:12Yeah, probably do the same thing myself
15:15You know
15:15And he cried and left
15:17I mean, I just didn't realise that
15:19Therapists could be this indiscreet
15:20About their own clients
15:22Oh no, they can't
15:23Well, this is me
15:25Better get in, I've got a
15:27Hunk of ham to gobble up
15:29Well, it doesn't have to end there
15:31Lucas gets free cinema tickets
15:33Which obviously helps with the whole debt situ
15:35So, what do you reckon?
15:37Well, I suppose
15:38Mr. Ham can wait
15:41Yeah
15:42Keeps, doesn't it?
15:44Definitely
15:44Ham keeps
15:45Ages
15:46Yeah
15:47Yeah
15:47Yeah, why not?
15:50Right, yeah
15:51A good thing about ham is
15:54You can
15:54It's versatile for meal planning
15:57Yeah, ham is
15:58Ham is great
15:59Have it for breakfast?
16:00Breakfast
16:00Lunch
16:01Quite continental
16:03All the meals
16:04Yeah
16:05Yeah
16:05I just don't understand
16:09What I did wrong, you know
16:11All I ask is that
16:12They provide for me
16:13For the rest of my days
16:14Until
16:14Eventually dying
16:16By my side
16:17Is it
16:17Am I being unreasonable?
16:21Popcorn
16:22Lucas
16:25Lucas
16:26Oh, spilling out
16:29Oh
16:30Howdy, partner
16:31You sick of working
16:32Nine to five?
16:33Where are you?
16:35Dolly Parton, silly
16:36Hey, Dolly
16:37I ate too many sweets
16:39A lot, old man
16:40Take my advice
16:41You come near Dolly
16:42Or her man
16:43I will come for you, Lucas
16:45Okay?
16:45I will hurt you
16:46I will bite you
16:47Okay?
16:48Look at you pathetic little twink
16:49Sitting there
16:50Doing fuck all with your life
16:51Don't make me bite you, Lucas
16:53Okay?
16:55Because I will
16:55And that's a Dolly promise
16:58Lucas
16:59Just help yourself
17:02To the popcorn
17:05Maybe I need to go harder
17:10Make more of an effort
17:12Every piece of media
17:18Is propaganda
17:20It's why I always watch films
17:23With my eyes
17:24Half masked
17:24So the subliminal messaging
17:27Can't
17:28You know, pierce my occipital leg
17:30Yeah
17:31I suppose it's harder
17:32To influence people
17:33With vague shapes
17:35Ladies and gentlemen
17:37It has come to my attention
17:38That there is a tiny little blonde lady
17:41Using the name of Dolly Parton
17:42Growling the halls of this cinema
17:44Do not approach
17:46And she may not be armed
17:47But she will definitely
17:48Definitely bite you
17:49There is mention
17:51Of a lady named Jolene
17:52Who will
17:53I repeat
17:54Will
17:54Take your man
17:55It's all coming up
17:56It's happening
17:57It's happening
17:58Jesus whippeter
18:05What the hell is going on here
18:07Do you not love it
18:08Are these hot dogs
18:09From the storeroom
18:10I wanted to remind you
18:11Of all the good times
18:12We've had together
18:13Don't just walk through them
18:15You silly traps
18:16How would you like it
18:16I came round your house
18:17And smoosh
18:17Hot dogs up your carpet
18:19But I thought
18:20You liked romance
18:22What
18:22Come on
18:23Let's not abandon
18:24Everything we've built together now
18:25I feel like I'm in It Follows
18:27And you're the itchy
18:28Just
18:29I've only known you like 20 hours
18:30Yes
18:30And it's the longest relationship
18:32I've ever been in in my life
18:33I've got a wife
18:35Yes
18:35We do have a wife
18:36And I love her just as much as you do
18:38Please
18:39I just want it to stop now
18:40I wish it to stop
18:42Please
18:43Somebody clean up the dogs
18:46That's it
18:49Drink up some nice
18:50Healthy
18:51Big dogs
18:52Okay
18:53Lucas
18:55Stop
18:57Think
18:57Don't just stop shutting me out
18:59Chee
19:00Oh Dave
19:01And then Ruth
19:02What are you doing here
19:04Um
19:04In the gents
19:05Toilets
19:05Or the cinema at large
19:07Uh
19:07Either or
19:08Well
19:09Poor Lucas has gone a bit potty
19:11Due to stress
19:12I'm here to the hotel
19:13And me and Ruth
19:14Thumped into each other
19:15In the street
19:15And discovered
19:16We're both cinephiles
19:18So we're here
19:19Together
19:19By accident
19:20Does that sound like
19:21Something you'd believe
19:22Kenneth
19:25This is my family
19:26Family
19:26Um
19:26Yeah
19:26Dave
19:27My step uncle-in-law
19:28And this is Ruth
19:29My step therapist
19:30Who is a confused
19:32And depressed lady
19:33Who
19:34This is Kenneth
19:35One of my current life partners
19:36Sorry
19:37I can't stress this enough
19:40I barely know who she is
19:42What
19:43We weren't saying that
19:45When I was sucking on your hot dog earlier
19:46Can you believe us
19:47Very greasy isn't he
19:49Sorry
19:50Look Kenneth
19:51I know that I said about taking a relationship
19:53To the next devil
19:54I feel like this is the perfect place to do it
19:56You know
19:56We're in a toilet
19:57Surely we should be alone
20:00If we can do that
20:01You know
20:01No no
20:01We can do it in front of them
20:02I always do stuff in front of them
20:04They always help
20:04Really
20:05Yeah
20:05I don't know if I'm comfortable
20:07Here I go
20:09I'm sorry
20:10My head saying no
20:12My doodle saying yes
20:13I'm going down now
20:14You're going down
20:15Come on
20:15Come on
20:16Kenneth
20:18Will you do me the honour
20:21Of moving in with me
20:23And bringing me true
20:24What
20:25Amen
20:27What the hell
20:29What was that
20:31That was Lucas
20:32Hmm
20:33She Lucas would help me
20:35Carry on
20:36Oh fuck
20:37Oh fuck
20:38Oh fuck
20:40Oh fuck
20:41I just wanted to not die alone
20:43Oh fuck
20:44I don't think you will
20:45It's fine
20:46You'll be dead
20:47Oh fuck yeah
20:48Of all the options
20:49In the world
20:50And you chose that
20:53And how the hell is
20:55Ah Mitra
20:56Fuck
20:57Mitra
20:58Where did she go
20:59Okay
21:00I only bath on Sundays
21:02No
21:02See
21:04Shower on
21:04How about you
21:05High days
21:06I like earth
21:07Hell
21:07Grass
21:08Kenneth
21:08You left your phone
21:09In the cafe
21:10What the fuck
21:12Is all this
21:13Ah
21:13Strange girl
21:14Or the hot dog
21:15Heart with our initials in
21:16I mean
21:16Either way
21:17I have no idea
21:18I've been so excited
21:19To meet you honestly
21:20Please don't
21:20Wait wait wait wait
21:21Are you seeing this girl
21:23Behind my back
21:24Of course not darling
21:26What if
21:26I wanted to see you in front of your back
21:29I wanted to see you in front of your back
21:29Like behind your front back
21:30What
21:30Please just don't
21:31Just close your ears
21:32Mitra
21:33There's been zero intimacy in our relationship for a long time
21:36And so you know
21:37When
21:38When this one showed up
21:39Bundle me into cupboards
21:40And follow me into toilets
21:41What
21:41I thought
21:42Right there
21:43She might just give it a little rub
21:45That's that
21:46And you
21:48Me
21:49Mitra
21:50Mitra no
21:51Okay
21:54Maybe I was a little bit rash
21:56What do you mean
21:57Give it a little rub
21:59Give what a little rub
22:00My doodle
22:01Oh
22:02Why would you think that
22:04Why would I not think that
22:06Look at everything done in the last 20 hours
22:07Oh my god
22:09I've got the ick now
22:10Sorry
22:10What's an ick
22:11The ick
22:12IKC
22:14Yeah I have no idea
22:15Okay well
22:15I'm not being funny
22:16If you can't hold down a simple wife
22:18In a simple cinema
22:18How the hell
22:19Are you meant to hold down
22:21This
22:21Okay
22:22Look at Dave over there
22:24He would have loved to have held down his wife
22:26But he can't
22:27Because she's dead
22:28Sorry
22:29Now I'm going to bag up all these hot dogs
22:31Because I've got nothing in for dinner
22:32And I'm never going to see you
22:34Again
22:35Oh but do let me know
22:39If you um get with anyone else
22:40Because I would love to meet her most likely
22:41Cup of tea around mine
22:43Are you alright
22:44Yeah
22:46Don't forget your cousin Jay
22:48Yes
22:49Kenny
22:51Do I still work here
22:54I wouldn't mind a little bit of the hand with the clean up
22:57Can I be honest?
23:07Yeah
23:07I mean can I be honest too?
23:09Yeah but I'll go first
23:09Yeah
23:10Okay of course
23:10Yeah
23:10Okay
23:11I felt
23:14Nothing
23:16God what a relief
23:18I felt nothing too
23:20Oh my god
23:21I feel so free
23:22Oh
23:24Well that feels like a breakthrough
23:26Yeah
23:27Do you know what
23:28I don't know why you keep losing clients
23:30Because you're a really good therapist
23:32I know
23:33Sorry just a second
23:34You don't do this with Chi do you?
23:36Oh god no
23:37No that would be very unprofessional
23:39Oh and strange
23:40Hmm
23:41Friends?
23:42Yeah
23:43Go on
23:44Actually
23:45I think you might be my best friend
23:48You know
23:50Especially now that like
23:51Karen
23:52Because
23:52Oh
23:57Dave are you okay?
24:00You sound like an old labrador
24:02Oh god
24:03The guilt
24:05It's just washing over me
24:08Oh my god
24:10What have I done?
24:13Oh god
24:14What have I done?
24:16Don't even look at me
24:20God
24:21Dave
24:23It's
24:23Come on
24:25Well
24:27Thanks for helping out back there
24:29It's alright
24:30I didn't know that sugar was so bad for you
24:32I know
24:33Sorry about your love life Chi
24:36Oh it's fine
24:38You know
24:38Turns out love isn't actually what I wanted in the end anyway
24:41I really just didn't want to die all alone
24:42I'll die with you
24:45Really?
24:46Yeah
24:46Oh
24:47That's so nice
24:49Oh
24:50What?
24:53Who is it?
24:54Oh
24:54Kent
24:56Who?
24:57Baby reindeer
24:58Oh yeah
24:59I really regret that to be fair
25:04Yeah
25:05And the more phones on the side
25:06Oh
25:06Oh Christ
25:08Oh Christ
25:10Oh Christ
25:10Oh
25:11Oh Christ
25:12I'll do anything
25:14If you just take me back
25:15Please
25:16You can get my phone
25:18What?
25:19It's in the seat
25:20Well
25:21Well I'll never find it
25:23I can ring it
25:24Yeah you can ring it
25:25Or I'll give you a blowjob
25:26What?
25:27What?
25:28I'm doing the phone
25:29I'm checking your phone
25:30I've got it
25:35I've got it
25:36Oh it's a bloody stump
25:38It's amazing boss
25:43Yeah you're warmer
25:44You had a really good at work ethic I found
25:47Yeah
25:47Colder
25:48Colder
25:49Warmer
25:50Warmer
25:50Warmer
25:51Colder
25:51Colder
25:52I just like the way that you like treat this and boys and stuff
25:54Colder
25:55Where's he going?
25:58Dunno
25:58It's getting awful far out
26:00Well it's actually quite upsetting to watch isn't it?
26:05Yeah
26:05Oh there it is
26:11Oh
26:12Well done
26:15Nice
26:16Shall we go? I'm freezing
26:18Got those hot dogs to get through?
26:20Yeah
26:20Oh my god
26:23Do you know what a blowjob is?
26:29No I always meant to ask my dad before he died
26:30I love them
26:31So you were the last people to see him alive?
26:35Did you?
26:36What like in concert?
26:37Yeah
26:37No like alive
26:39Oh
26:40He's dead
26:41Where did you last see him?
26:43In the sea
26:44In the cinema
26:45He just went out for a little dip
26:48You know
26:48He was covered in water
26:49Yeah he was covered in water
26:50But he was smiling
26:51I think he was thirsty
26:52Yeah
26:52Or hungry for fish
26:53What was the last thing he said to you?
26:56The last thing he said to us was that he was
26:59He needed help
27:00No
27:00Because
27:01Did he? I don't think so
27:02He couldn't find the bottom of the sea
27:05Anymore
27:06Because he couldn't breathe
27:07Shut up
27:08Shut up
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