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00:00Oh, Gavin, you're so poor. Tell me why you don't get to brunch.
00:06Mum.
00:07Oh, Stacey's poor.
00:09James Corden.
00:11Well, nice, thanks. How's it going, all right?
00:12So funny.
00:13Told you, that's brilliant.
00:14Michael, why are we in the attic?
00:17Oh, it'll be Karen, come to check the house.
00:20James Corden.
00:21Quick, tidy that up and turn that off.
00:23She hates comedy, remember?
00:29Hi.
00:30Hi.
00:31Don't I know you guys?
00:34There's been an accident.
00:38Again.
00:41Okay.
00:42All right.
00:42Your relative, Karen Custody Grid, unfortunately passed away this afternoon at her workplace.
00:50What?
00:52It's funny, he's joking.
00:54Oh.
00:54It's just a joke. They do like weddings and hen do's and stuff.
00:58Oh, well.
00:59Get your nop out then.
01:00No, I'm not joking.
01:03Go on then, how'd she go then?
01:04Yeah, go on then, mate. Tell us.
01:07It's got popped.
01:08She left a health and safety seminar early and she tripped over a hoover course.
01:20A hoover.
01:21A hoover.
01:21And then she fell down a flight of stairs.
01:24She took a flight down the stairs.
01:26A bit excessive, Karen.
01:30It's a bit excessive, isn't it?
01:32Yeah.
01:32You are joking, aren't you?
01:37No.
01:39I'm afraid there's nothing funny about this.
01:42I don't know.
01:43No.
01:47What?
01:47It's happening again?
01:49We've been trying to contact her partner, David, but so far we haven't been able to.
01:58Hey, Mr. Norris.
01:59I've just delivered a bicycle to Alton John's cousin's friend.
02:11What's going on here, then?
02:19That can't be everyone.
02:22We're going to stop the toddler group in a minute, so we'd better go in.
02:25No.
02:29You can blame me, try to shame me, and still I'll care for you.
02:39Um, good evening everyone.
02:41Hi.
02:42It's love.
02:44Sorry, um, before I start, I just want to say, um, I've never done this before, except for when all my parents died.
02:52So, I have to admit, I did find a template online.
02:56Thanks.
02:56Karen, you've not only been an auntie to me, but a great brother to you.
03:05That's for me arguing over who can pull the fittest bird.
03:09Dave, he's a very lucky guy today, and I think we can all agree that he's beautiful in his gown.
03:24As you start this new chapter in your lives, I just want you to know how happy I am for you that this is happening.
03:31So, let's raise our glass is to Karen.
03:36To Karen.
03:38To Karen.
03:47Well, that went well.
03:49If there's anything you need, I'm there.
03:52Yeah.
03:53I'll have a think.
03:54I don't know how happy I'm going for this.
03:59I don't know how happy I'm going for this.
03:59You're going to happen to do it.
04:21Yeah, of course.
04:22It's good.
04:39All right.
04:40Big smile and spit.
04:42Neck in the sink.
04:43Lucas, are you sure that the duck goes in the turkey before the chicken?
04:54Yeah, I think so, as long as the chicken's in plus size.
04:56Well, she's good to enter.
04:58Yeah.
04:59The ponytail's getting long, Dad.
05:01Yeah, I was thinking of dying it.
05:05What do you reckon?
05:07Yeah, or cutting it, either or.
05:10Sorry, do you mean either or?
05:13No, that's right about it.
05:15I'm going to go and get some clippers.
05:17Okay.
05:19Karen.
05:20Karen.
05:21Karen, please.
05:22Karen.
05:23Chi.
05:25Karen.
05:25Chi.
05:27Karen.
05:27Chi!
05:29Oh, it's you.
05:30Oh, someone's got an attitude.
05:32It's been like this for days now.
05:34Yeah, well, I'm trying to communicate with Karen.
05:36I just want to catch up with her.
05:37I have a chat like I do with you guys.
05:39I'm just getting nothing.
05:40Why don't you do something from the list?
05:43Get therapy.
05:44That's a good one.
05:46Oh, that is a good one, because we always thought you'd need therapy one day.
05:49You know I would.
05:50You know I would if I thought I needed it.
05:53But I just don't think it's for me.
05:56Like, if anything, I'm mentally thriving on that.
06:00What is all this, Chi?
06:02What?
06:03What is?
06:05Well, basically, there's lights for every letter of the alphabet, and you communicate to people
06:10via the lights, like Win on a Ride I did in Stranger Stuff.
06:14Yeah, but you've only got about seven letters.
06:16Yeah, well, she never said a lot.
06:18I mean, she could say,
06:21Tuba.
06:22Really?
06:22Yeah, I mean, that would be a nice conversation to have with her.
06:26Can she say twat?
06:28Can she?
06:29Well, yeah, she's got the T and the W, and you could use the T again.
06:33Oh, yeah.
06:33Why have you got two number eights, but no other numbers?
06:56Lucif Mortadelli!
06:59Is that you?
07:00Maybe, yeah.
07:01Yeah, fine, why not?
07:03Sorry, my schedule's all out of order.
07:10Uh, unless you're Rohan Dashbanday.
07:13No, I'm Lucif Mortadelli, like you just said.
07:18Yes, that's what I just said, yeah.
07:20Right, okay, well, let's...
07:22Depressing face.
07:23Let's just get your consultation notes up, and we'll see what's wrong with you.
07:27Okay.
07:29Bereavement, neglecting emotions, having difficulty with daily tasks, yes.
07:33Lack self-awareness, abandonment issues.
07:35Oh!
07:37You can see your dead parents?
07:39Yeah, that's not what I'm here to talk about, though.
07:41I'm here to talk about Karen.
07:43Karen?
07:43Who's Karen?
07:44Um, that's my auntie.
07:47Yeah, she, um, she thought she was pregnant, but turns out she just had a stomach bug, and
07:51then she died.
07:52Because of the bug?
07:53Uh, no, she tripped over a hoover cord and fell down 86 stairs at her work training day.
07:58Sorry, and you lost both your parents last year, too?
08:01Yeah, they got, uh, obliterated by a lorry.
08:05Oh, God.
08:09No.
08:09This is great.
08:15Start at the beginning.
08:17Well, it all started in 1984.
08:20Not that far back.
08:23Well, she won't need this anymore.
08:26And she won't need that anymore.
08:29She won't need most of it, really.
08:30True.
08:31Is that much of the day?
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:38What's wrong with me?
08:38I'm supposed to be sad doing this.
08:40I really don't understand why I'm so happy and joyous at the moment.
08:44Well, grief affects everyone in different ways, but maybe you're just not thinking of
08:48the right things.
08:50All right.
08:51Come on then, son.
08:52Trigger me.
08:53Okay.
08:53Okay.
08:54The, uh, the discontinued McDonald's breakfast bagel.
08:56I'd be sadder than that.
08:57Much sadder.
08:58Smiley ride crash at Alton Towers?
09:00Oh, God.
09:01Janine running over Danielle in 2009.
09:02Yay.
09:039-11.
09:04Lady Di.
09:06The Yeen and Dog Meat Festival.
09:09The disappearance of Flight 370.
09:11Lady Di.
09:15What is the matter with me?
09:17I'm absolutely buzzing.
09:18Yeah.
09:19I mean, you're probably wondering how I've been coping with the whole grieving situation.
09:23You know, what with another lady in my life just sort of disappearing prematurely.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Brilliant.
09:27Okay.
09:29Let's go.
09:29Yeah, of course.
09:31Bye, Karen.
09:34Oh.
09:34No.
09:34I'm just not here.
09:36Because she's...
09:37Yeah, that's not funny, actually.
09:38So, yeah, I've just been, uh, sort of ticking things off.
09:51No, I mean, it's all wrong.
09:53You've essentially been grieving from a shopping list and without any professional guidance at
09:57all.
09:57Hmm.
09:58Well, lucky for you, I'm an award-win, uh, nominated therapist, and I can actually
10:03help you work through your grief.
10:05Hmm.
10:06But I am going to have to keep this list.
10:09Wait, no, no, you can't, um, you can't keep it, because Karen was the only one who I
10:13let have an extra copy other than me.
10:15Hmm.
10:15Yeah, so she's dead, though, isn't she?
10:17But I can still feel her around me, though.
10:20Like...
10:20Well, it's probably just moths, though.
10:22Look, when you're dead, that's it, okay?
10:25You cease to be.
10:27You are worm meat, okay?
10:29There's no after-party.
10:31Right.
10:31Yeah, but, see, this is what you're not getting.
10:34I can actually still see my parents, I just can't see Karen.
10:38No.
10:38So, like, make that make sense.
10:39Yes, I, I, look, I want to help you.
10:42I mean, I, I really, really do, but in order for me to help you, you're going to have to
10:46stop with this silly, spooky nonsense.
10:50Sorry, do you know if you're professionally trained?
10:52Oh, come on.
10:53In fact, do you know, I think I'm just going to go...
10:54Excuse me, sorry?
10:56Are you seriously walking away from six free therapy sessions?
11:00I have a waiting list of four years down the road.
11:03Yeah, well, I've got an auntie that I need to go find out where she is, okay?
11:07So, think about that.
11:13Do you have any idea where I might be able to find her?
11:16I don't know, do I?
11:17Where you last saw her?
11:19Oh, at the church.
11:20Where's Karen's box?
11:32Hi, er, what's going on?
11:34Oh, we're just finishing, unfortunately.
11:37Oh, really?
11:38Yeah, sorry.
11:39Shit turnout.
11:41Just looking for my auntie.
11:43Oh, she's probably at the big one, just up by the McDonald's.
11:46It's where they all go now.
11:47Oh, amazing.
11:48All right.
11:49Thanks.
11:50Amen.
11:50I sit and wait
11:58Does an angel
12:01Contemplate my fate
12:06Do they know
12:10The places where we go
12:13When we're gray and old
12:17Cause I have been
12:21Fourteen, look after your spleen, it's fourteen.
12:25Sixty-four
12:26Sixty-four
12:27What is that?
12:29Sixty-four
12:29Sixty-four
12:30When I'm sixty-four
12:31Thirty-seven
12:33Get way to heaven
12:34Three-seven
12:35Thirty-seven
12:36Get way to heaven
12:37Karen
12:39Thirty-one
12:40Thirty-one
12:41Thirty-one
12:42Thirty-one
12:43Throw me into the sun
12:44Turn my body to ashes
12:46Fry me like a crisp
12:47It's thirty-one
12:48Three-one
12:49Praise the Lord
12:50Bread and wine, please
12:52We have garlic breads
12:54Oh, okay
12:55Yeah, modern
12:55I suppose even Jesus can't say no to a bit of seasoning
12:59Karen?
13:06Stick around, guys
13:08For your chance to bag this drift-max cordless IZ-900 vacuum worth four hundred pounds
13:15No more tripping up on cords with this bad boy here
13:19She, um, tripped on a hoover cord
13:24Go down the flight of stairs
13:26Karen?
13:27Dave Gregg?
13:35I've seen Karen
13:36She's come back as a hoover
13:37Yeah, cheat
13:38Karen's not with us anymore
13:39And I'm really, really upset about that
13:42Where are you anyway?
13:46I'm at the bingo church
13:47Hey, quick
13:48Yeah, but what?
13:49And I just don't feel listened to
13:51Oh, can you give me a second?
13:53Well, guess who was goddamn wrong
13:57Who is this?
13:58I defied the odds
13:59And I found my dead auntie
14:01Young old girl
14:02Who looks like a Tudor
14:03You haven't dug someone up, have you?
14:05I just wanted to call you
14:06To let you know
14:07That you were wrong and unhelpful
14:08And I found my auntie
14:09She's a hoover
14:10This is quite interesting, actually
14:13Oh, yeah
14:14No, not you
14:23Um, is that you in there, Father?
14:38Heavenly Father, is that you in there?
14:40Sorry, are you talking to me?
14:42Yeah, I just wanted to start by saying
14:43Sorry
14:44Yes, you
14:45And I hope you can forgive me
14:48Sorry, you might have got the wrong person here
14:50Forgive you for what, sorry?
14:52Well, you probably know all about
14:53Poor Karen
14:54But I don't even know where I was
14:55Don't know Karen
14:55Don't know Karen
14:56You know, there was this time
14:57She asked me to pass her some toothpaste
14:59So I passed her what I thought was Colgate
15:02But it was, uh, it was canister
15:04Yeah, sorry, look, look
15:05I think there's been
15:06And, uh, it was, it was all fine
15:08I think there's been a mistake
15:08Can I just, do you mind if I
15:10Running out with this sort of
15:11Do you mind about
15:11I don't, I don't understand who Karen is
15:13I don't understand who you are
15:15I've no idea why you're talking to me
15:17Luckily it did clear the thrash in the mouth
15:18I just want to have a shit
15:19And get back to work
15:20It happened with the anusole as well
15:22You're still talking
15:22And the garlic puree
15:23Why are you talking about anusole?
15:24Where she used
15:24Sort of
15:25Why are you talking about
15:26So go on then
15:28Um, how long have you been in on for?
15:30Oi, Chi
15:30There she is
15:31You all right?
15:33Oh, all right
15:34I've been struggling but
15:35Oh, wait, why is my terrorist here?
15:38Oh, Chi's therapist
15:39Oh, my
15:40I don't know if you're allowed to say this
15:42But it's a real pleasure to meet you, Your Highness
15:44Oh, you don't need to call me
15:45Yes, actually
15:47Do call me that
15:47Hi, Dave Grig
15:49Uh, Chi's uncle-in-law
15:50Um, look, I think Chi thinks that her auntie Karen is here
15:54But
15:54She's a hoover
15:55Yes, sir
15:56Where is she then, Chi?
15:58We'll find out in a minute
15:59The priest announces it every 15 minutes
16:01Thirty-three
16:02A priest
16:03What do you think this place is?
16:07A church
16:08Number one
16:10All alone
16:10I just feel like a right idiot
16:12People are going to think I'm stupid
16:14Come on, let's get out of here
16:16Before we all become crippling addicts
16:18Why don't you go home
16:19Have a nice relaxing bath
16:20Maybe shave off that moustache here
16:21Yeah, yeah
16:23No, I suppose we could have a soak in a splash
16:25Yeah, nice
16:26No
16:26You didn't mean both of you together in that first part, did you?
16:29I mean, I wouldn't usually share a bath with a client
16:32But if she thinks it'll help
16:33Okay, well, whilst we're on the topic
16:35I wonder if you could do me
16:37Not in the bath
16:38Recently I've been feeling this unusual sixth sense of great happiness
16:42Which is quite concerning
16:43Sorry, I'm closed at the minute
16:45You know, out of hours
16:46Right, okay
16:47Well, maybe we could suggest another time
16:49No
16:49No?
16:50No?
16:51Okay
16:51I've actually really been struggling a lot recently
16:53You know, losing woman after woman after woman
16:56My mum, who was a woman
16:57My step-mum, who was a woman
16:58My uncle, who might have been a woman
17:00You know, it's just something
17:01Okay, good evening, ladies and gents
17:03We'll be starting our next game in five minutes
17:05But before that
17:06I have to introduce our interim prize for the night
17:09It's this Driftmax cordless IZ900
17:12Worth £400
17:14But in the meantime
17:15It's ring doorbell raffle time
17:18Get those raffle numbers ready
17:19This is what I was meaning
17:21It's her
17:22She's a hoover
17:23Karen
17:24I can feel it
17:25Can you feel it?
17:27Um
17:27Can you feel it, Lucas?
17:29Yes, I suppose so
17:30That means she's punishing me
17:31She knows I've been enjoying life too much since she's been gone
17:34So she's sending out a warning
17:35God
17:36Ruth, you're the professional
17:38What do you think?
17:40I've just put a ring doorbell
17:42I can't believe it
17:45Oh my God
17:46Sorry, I just think if it helps you, Chi
17:48You know, who am I to say whether your auntie's come back as a hoover or not?
17:53So that was the ring doorbell raffle prize
17:56We'll thrill them in a year
17:57Exciting
17:58You there, young girl
18:03Me?
18:04What are you doing?
18:05Oh, I'm just sucking up all the dirt, hair and shit off the carpet before my husband gets home
18:09It's the only way
18:10Surely there's another way
18:11Shut those dirty suck lips
18:13I'm going to introduce you to something out of this world
18:16What's this mental machine?
18:18This is a Driftmax vacuum
18:20Here to save you from aimlessly sucking up debris into your windpipes
18:23What? It can't be
18:24It can
18:25And complete with three top lady features
18:28One, dainty hand holder
18:30Two, female friendly suction
18:32Watch those fingers
18:33Oh, silly me
18:35Three, colostomy windbag
18:36Give it a squeeze
18:38What's this extra one hosepipe that's attached to it?
18:40Aha, that's the best feature
18:42An extended cord
18:43Talk about a cord
18:44Now you can hoover and cook
18:46And smoke
18:47Look at her go
18:49What a lucky woman
18:50Oh, lovely, I'm holding
19:00Oh
19:01Can you say that a bit louder for our boots?
19:03Hello?
19:05Hello?
19:06Hello?
19:07Oh my god
19:08Something terrible has happened
19:10Bullying, good grief
19:11What are you doing not in the kitchen?
19:16Driftmax suck master
19:17In all good stores now
19:19I've got it, I've got it all
19:21It's thirty-five
19:23Thirty-five
19:24Thirty-five
19:25Can you not talk over the man, please?
19:28One score, twenty
19:29Does it count if you just have the two and not the O?
19:31Great, I've missed that last number now, you slut
19:33He was a six
19:34His mouth looked a little bit like he did a six
19:35Yeah
19:36Upside down a nine
19:37I think I'm just going to miss what I've got, yeah
19:39Bingo!
19:39Can I have the hoover, please?
19:53No, not the hoover round yet
19:56No, let's have a look at your sheet
19:57I did say bingo, to be fair
19:59Yeah, okay
20:00Everyone's waiting
20:02Let's see those numbers
20:03Don't you trust women?
20:05Is that what it is?
20:05No, that's not it at all
20:07You are ruining this night for everyone
20:09Just show me the sheet
20:10No, because what if my numbers
20:12Aren't necessarily the same as your numbers?
20:14Just give it
20:15What's going to happen then?
20:17False alarm, everybody
20:18Turns out we've got some over-enthusiastic dabbers over here
20:22Alright, we're going to take a quick break
20:24And then we'll be right back
20:25With a chance to win
20:26The drifting suckmaster 100
20:28Whatever the name of the hoover was
20:29Sorry, if you're going to say your name
20:30Can you at least say it right?
20:32It's Karen
20:32I'm not a suckmaster
20:33I hate ridiculous
20:35No, she just has to get
20:37The camera back a different way
20:38Lucas and I need the toilet
20:43What?
20:44Really?
20:45Yeah, really bad
20:46Oh, together?
20:47Together
20:47What?
20:58What are you doing?
20:59You can't be in here
20:59Why?
21:00Yeah, why?
21:01What do you mean, why?
21:03Oi, give us the numbers for the next game
21:04Yeah
21:05Otherwise I'll do something I reckon
21:06Okay
21:06Okay
21:07I don't know what they'll be
21:09Didn't you follow me into the toilets earlier?
21:14Did you?
21:15I thought he was a priest
21:16Oh, fair enough
21:16You've got to go
21:17The next game's about to start
21:18Go on
21:19Let's knock the door
21:19No, keep the door unlocked
21:21No
21:22No, obviously not both of us on this side
21:24Yeah, both on the other side
21:26Exactly
21:26No, me on the other side
21:27Yes, both you as well
21:29Please
21:29I'm going to save Karen
21:30Okay, both of you please
21:31Both of you please
21:32Out
21:33Okay
21:33Yeah, I'm alright
21:34You alright?
21:35Actually, I'd better get out there
21:36I don't want to
21:37Why are you sitting down?
21:38Hello everyone
21:43Turns out I'm the bigger girl now
21:45Because the other guy won't let the right people win
21:48This is a hoover round so pay attention
21:51Especially Dave and Ruth
21:52Let's go
21:54The next game's about to start and I really need to get out.
21:56Hey, I will get physical if you leave me with no choice, sir.
22:00Okay?
22:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:02I need to get out now.
22:03I can't let the game start without me.
22:05Please don't shout at me.
22:06I'm not shouting.
22:07You're shouting at me.
22:07I've tried really patiently and you're being absolutely a nasty piece of work.
22:12Come on.
22:12Please let me out.
22:14No.
22:15Number two.
22:17Train.
22:18Number two.
22:20Number four.
22:21Helicopter number four.
22:22I think we should get her off the stage.
22:24It's a process, Dave.
22:25It's just part of a healthy process.
22:2733.
22:27Lucy Letby, 33.
22:30Take a bite to your leg.
22:31Give me your back.
22:33Give me your back.
22:33Come on.
22:34God, please.
22:35Please.
22:36Please.
22:37God, stitch.
22:38Give me a glass of water.
22:39Yeah, that's really good.
22:40Yeah, all right.
22:42You sure?
22:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:44We get three of them a day, sir.
22:46Really?
22:46Yeah, yeah.
22:48Get sandwiches as well, actually.
22:51Look.
22:51I should have had it.
22:54Keep your mind on the shelf, actually, just like I left.
22:57No!
23:0042, Ekansu.
23:0242.
23:03Bingo!
23:03No, I mean 48.
23:05Can you sit back down, please?
23:06Thanks.
23:09Six.
23:10Number four.
23:16Dave, pick up phone number four.
23:20Number four.
23:21Dave, pick up phone number four.
23:25Hello, Dave.
23:26Great.
23:26I have to get out there!
23:35Can you tell me what your numbers are, please?
23:38Do you want me to tell her the numbers?
23:39She can't cheat at bingo.
23:41Oh, you're only five away from a full house, actually.
23:44Quick round.
23:4517, 16, 40, 22, over.
23:47Hello, everyone.
23:48We're clearly having some issues tonight with security.
23:51Yeah, no, sorry.
23:52This man's actually not real.
23:53He's AI, thanks.
23:55Sorry, everyone, for everything.
23:58You know, I actually really enjoy looking at you on my lovely little faces.
24:01It's just that something really horrible keeps happening, where all my family keeps dying.
24:06And it's really hard for me to take it and really deal with it at the minute, actually.
24:09And the only thing I know is that I'm 185% sure that my dead auntie is inside this Drifter Max cordless IZ 900.
24:19Wow.
24:20Way to bring the vibe down much?
24:21It's supposed to be fun Fridays.
24:23Fun.
24:23We're supposed to be having fun.
24:25You heard of fun?
24:26No, sorry.
24:28No.
24:28Shame on you.
24:30Shame.
24:31Why are you laughing?
24:33This girl is clearly grieving in a very, very, very unique way.
24:41Okay?
24:41Now, death is real.
24:43And it comes for us all.
24:45Some sooner than others.
24:47You know, some people grieve with an unusual sense of happiness.
24:52Others take to wrestling men because they can't talk about their feelings.
24:58You know, I've really been having a hard time and I'm trying to feel...
25:00While others take to impersonating a bingo caller in a casino they thought was a church.
25:06Now, that's all normal and healthy.
25:09Say goodbye to Karen.
25:16No, no, no, no.
25:16Say it.
25:17Say it.
25:18Come on.
25:20You can do this.
25:23Bye, Karen.
25:24I love you.
25:26I'll see you soon.
25:30You're not going to see her soon.
25:38We're back home, guys.
25:39Hold on.
25:40Hold on.
25:41There's no one listening to this.
25:43This is top-tier stuff.
25:45Do you know what?
25:49It's such a relief to hear that you think I'm healthy and normal.
25:52You're not normal or healthy.
25:53But you literally just said it, just then.
25:55I was just being a professional.
25:56No, there's a lot of work to do.
25:59Oh, look.
26:01There she goes.
26:02Bless her.
26:05She looks so peaceful.
26:07Bye, Auntie Karen.
26:09Bye, Kaz.
26:10Bye, Karen.
26:13Fucking thing!
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