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00:14:33with our daughter at the moment.
00:14:35No, bear crashing over me, and I'm like this,
00:14:38and I gotta break through, I gotta break through.
00:14:39He looks like a very nice old man.
00:14:41He's a crazy person, surfing at Lilo K.
00:14:45You see Lemia, wax on the board allows your feet
00:14:48to have maximum movement.
00:14:50The rest is up to you and your balance.
00:14:52You're very intelligent, too.
00:14:54Stop it.
00:14:56Hey, dog face, where you been?
00:14:58What's it look like, blondie?
00:15:00What's that shit?
00:15:01You'll find out.
00:15:02What do you say?
00:15:04You nutjobs ready to make a little history?
00:15:06Going ready.
00:15:07Fantastic.
00:15:32quirks.
00:15:36What's the heck?
00:15:38Espetery!
00:15:41Fine.
00:15:44Fiven.
00:15:46No, no, thank you.
00:16:13Yes, please.
00:16:15I'd love some.
00:16:16You know, Lemmy, this is some of the best French toast I've ever had.
00:16:24So these are pancakes.
00:16:31Get out of here!
00:16:34Let's go!
00:16:41Let's go!
00:16:42Let's go!
00:16:44Let's go!
00:16:48Let's go!
00:16:50Let's go!
00:16:52Let's go!
00:16:53Let's go!
00:16:54Let's go!
00:16:55Let's go!
00:16:56Let's go!
00:17:05Let's go!
00:17:07Father, please guide our friends as they embark on their path.
00:17:15Protect them from the danger below, and see to it that they return safe.
00:17:22They are in your hands.
00:17:25Amen.
00:17:37Well, well, well.
00:17:46Swell, swell.
00:17:49Very breathtaking.
00:17:52Where are the sharks?
00:17:58It's disgusting.
00:17:59Check out the eyes!
00:18:02What?
00:18:04Lunchtime! Lunch is served.
00:18:07All right, boys! Come and get it!
00:18:10It's time!
00:18:18Oh, poor baby. Are you nervous?
00:18:20No, no, no.
00:18:21Sure?
00:18:22No, no. I'm not nervous. I don't get nervous.
00:18:34And, you know, what if they don't come?
00:18:39Don't worry. They'll come.
00:18:47Now nothing can hurt you.
00:18:52Not quite nothing.
00:18:54Showtime. There you go.
00:19:10Oh, yes!
00:19:12There's another one!
00:19:14Seth! Seth!
00:19:15Seth!
00:19:16Come here!
00:19:17Hey!
00:19:18Big one!
00:19:19Where?
00:19:20There!
00:19:21The wind!
00:19:24Let's go to work.
00:19:26You know, these waves are breaking all the way into shore.
00:19:29You could actually just sit on the beach and shoot it with a telephoto.
00:19:32Sure I could. And it would look like shit.
00:19:35Look, I'm just trying to...
00:19:36Just trying to tell me how to do my job.
00:19:37Shouldn't you be in the water, Bob?
00:19:39Okay, people. Let's roll. Let's go!
00:19:42Let's go!
00:19:43Let's go!
00:19:44Let's go!
00:19:45Let's go!
00:19:50Dude, it's just another ride.
00:19:54It's just you, your board, and that wave.
00:19:57You keep your thoughts on that.
00:19:58There's nothing else out there.
00:20:00Are you stinking?
00:20:02Let me hear you say it.
00:20:03I stink, man.
00:20:04Come on!
00:20:05I fucking stink big time!
00:20:06Damn right, you two!
00:20:07Let's go, guys!
00:20:09Let's go!
00:20:25Dude, I wouldn't be doing that if I were you.
00:20:32Oh, they think they really want to blow on me!
00:20:34That's the idea.
00:20:35Now!
00:20:36Come on!
00:20:37Get the fuck out of here!
00:20:39Get the fuck out of here!
00:20:57Nuts.
00:20:59Simply nuts.
00:21:00And it's gonna be huge!
00:21:05Go get em' boys!
00:21:06Look at him, boys!
00:21:14Idiots.
00:21:36Do it, boys! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
00:21:46Alright!
00:21:59Jack is too slow!
00:22:06Totally out of control!
00:22:08Ho ho ho ho!
00:22:09Biggie, Biggie!
00:22:14Woo!
00:22:15Yeah!
00:22:22Guys!
00:22:24Hey, Zach!
00:22:27Zach, help!
00:22:28Shit!
00:22:30Help!
00:22:32Help!
00:22:34Zach!
00:22:35What the hell?
00:22:36Help!
00:22:37Zach!
00:22:40Zach!
00:22:41Well, take me in.
00:22:42There's a small dock around the leeway.
00:22:44Well, let's go there!
00:22:45Father!
00:22:48Zach!
00:22:49You have to get on my board!
00:22:50Come on, sis!
00:22:53Come on!
00:22:54Get her out of the wire!
00:22:55Hurry!
00:22:56I got the board!
00:22:57Grab her!
00:22:58Watch the camera!
00:22:59I got the board!
00:23:00You're like an idiot!
00:23:01I'm going to get on my board!
00:23:02I'm going to get on my board!
00:23:03I'm going to get on my board!
00:23:04I'm going to get on my board!
00:23:05Come on!
00:23:07Come on!
00:23:08Come on!
00:23:09Get her out of the wire!
00:23:10Hurry!
00:23:11I got the board!
00:23:12Grab her!
00:23:13Watch the camera!
00:23:14You alright?
00:23:15I feel like an idiot!
00:23:16You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:33This is my job!
00:23:34My show!
00:23:35I need this documentary without you.
00:23:38I don't got it.
00:23:39How's the video?
00:23:40It's good.
00:23:41Very cool.
00:23:42Sis?
00:23:43What was that all about?
00:23:44First thing you learn as a kid, don't eat before you go swimming.
00:23:47You get cramps.
00:23:48You were so good.
00:23:49The sharks didn't even catch up.
00:23:50Yeah, well, I had a little something they didn't.
00:23:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:52That's touching.
00:23:53Very touching.
00:23:54Alright, people.
00:23:55Let's get back to work.
00:23:56Let's go!
00:23:57Huh?
00:23:58What's that?
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:00I don't know.
00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:04I don't know.
00:24:05I don't know.
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08Huh?
00:24:09What's that?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11We need more footage.
00:24:12Let's go.
00:24:13Let's get wet.
00:24:20Okay, then.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30Something's not right.
00:24:31What the fuck was that?
00:24:32You ever see anything like that?
00:24:33Uh...
00:24:34Okay, then.
00:24:35Uh...
00:24:36Let's call it a day, shall we?
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39What's he trying to prove?
00:24:40Stupid.
00:24:41Guy's a head case.
00:24:42You know, for a guy you don't like very much, you sure aren't very concerned, aren't you?
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44What's he trying to prove?
00:24:45Stupid.
00:24:46Guy's a head case.
00:24:47You know, for a guy you don't like very much, you sure aren't very concerned, aren't you?
00:24:48No.
00:24:49It's just, I can't believe he's back out there after what we saw.
00:24:50What's he trying to prove?
00:24:51Stupid.
00:24:52Guy's a head case.
00:24:53You know, for a guy you don't like very much, you sure aren't very concerned, aren't you?
00:24:55No, it's just, I can't believe he's back out there after what we saw.
00:24:56You must really love the syrup, huh?
00:24:57Yeah, sure.
00:24:58He loves more than anything.
00:24:59He'll be alright.
00:25:00Hey, I'm just one of the biggest things, I think.
00:25:01You know?
00:25:02You know, I'm just one of the biggest things.
00:25:03What's he trying to prove?
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05He's just one of the biggest things.
00:25:06What's he trying to prove?
00:25:07Stupid.
00:25:08Guy's a head case.
00:25:09You know, for a guy you don't like very much, you sure are very concerned, aren't you?
00:25:14No.
00:25:15It's just, I can't believe he's back out there after what we saw.
00:25:19You must really love the syrup, huh?
00:25:22Yeah, sure.
00:25:23He loves him more than anything.
00:25:25He'll be all right.
00:25:28Say, your mom said something about 500-year-old temples.
00:25:34You want to go search Galen?
00:25:38Oh, my father would kill me if he knew we'd be off alone.
00:25:43So I sure do hope no one tells him.
00:25:46Yeah!
00:25:49See you in a while, crocodile!
00:25:52You know, we don't have to worry about anyone telling on us.
00:25:57Yeah.
00:26:22Wow. This place is amazing.
00:26:31You're amazing.
00:26:33I gotta tell you, hon, if the footage looks half as good as what I saw from the boat, we are in good shape.
00:26:50Uh-huh.
00:26:51Oh, yeah. Big things to come.
00:26:54I can feel them.
00:26:55I can feel them.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:27:08I think I'll go in for a swim, Sunny. It's too hot.
00:27:11Melba?
00:27:12Don't worry. I'll be quick.
00:27:42What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:45No, no, no. It's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:48Why aren't we moving a little fast?
00:27:50That's it?
00:28:01It's lovely in here, Sunny. Why don't you come in?
00:28:03Ow!
00:28:28Melba, why don't you come on in?
00:28:30What's wrong?
00:28:32Oh, nothing.
00:28:35Mel!
00:28:42Melba!
00:28:44Come on, Melba! Come on!
00:28:46Ah!
00:28:47Ah!
00:28:48Ah!
00:28:49Ah!
00:28:50Ah!
00:28:51Ah!
00:28:52Ah!
00:28:53Ah!
00:28:54Ah!
00:28:59Probably died.
00:29:00Ah!
00:29:02Sunny!
00:29:07Sunny!
00:29:09Picnic.
00:29:10Picnic, come on. Do you breathe me?
00:29:12Oh, man, this is the fury. Do you breathe me?
00:29:14Can you breathe me?
00:29:16Ha-ha-ha!
00:29:17Can you breathe me?
00:29:18Ah!
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:20Hey, Nick.
00:29:21Ah!
00:29:26Ah!
00:29:27Ah!
00:29:29Ah!
00:29:31Ah!
00:29:32Ah!
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:34Ah!
00:29:35Ah!
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:37Ah!
00:29:38Ah!
00:29:39Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:41Ah!
00:29:42Shh, shh.
00:30:12Oh, shh.
00:30:21Lemya?
00:30:23You wanna play games, huh?
00:30:26You wouldn't be the first.
00:30:29Alright.
00:30:31Lemya!
00:30:34I'm gonna find you!
00:30:38Lemya!
00:30:40Where are you, Lemya?
00:30:46Lemya!
00:30:49Come on, this isn't fun anymore!
00:31:05Is that a footprint?
00:31:07I don't know, I found it like this.
00:31:11Okay, I'm terrified.
00:31:13There's a big monster lurking in the jungle.
00:31:15Ooh.
00:31:16Lemya!
00:31:21You're getting all worked up over nothing.
00:31:23Probably just freaked her out somehow and she went running back to her mom and dad.
00:31:30Where the fuck did they go?
00:31:32Lemya!
00:31:33They left without us.
00:31:35No way.
00:31:39What the fuck happened here?
00:31:45Oh shit.
00:31:46Oh shit.
00:31:47Oh shit.
00:31:48Oh shit.
00:31:49Lemya!
00:31:50Lemya!
00:31:56Sonny!
00:31:57Oh jeez.
00:32:00I don't think Sonny can hear you, Jeremy.
00:32:04This is really, really fucked.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:08I'm down with that.
00:32:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:14Where's the camera?
00:32:15The camera's in the bag that's on the boat.
00:32:20It's the fucking camera for Christ's sakes!
00:32:22Can we go?
00:32:23It's not the camera he's worried about, it's the tape.
00:32:25Yeah, it's the tape.
00:32:26There's no reason for us to go home empty handed, right?
00:32:29Are you guys crazy?
00:32:30I hate to admit it, but he's right.
00:32:32Without that tape, this whole trip was for nothing.
00:32:35Don't be stupid, Bob.
00:32:36There's definitely something in there.
00:32:37It's not a mermaid.
00:32:56This sucks, dude.
00:33:00You know, this guy's okay.
00:33:18Real dedicated.
00:33:19Stupid, but dedicated.
00:33:21Come on, bro.
00:33:30Materialize.
00:33:48Shoot!
00:33:49Shoot!
00:33:50Get me out of here now!
00:33:55Go!
00:33:56Here's your precious camera.
00:33:59See?
00:34:00It's that easy.
00:34:01What happened?
00:34:02What happened?
00:34:03You do not want to know.
00:34:09Jesus!
00:34:11Get out of here!
00:34:12Come on.
00:34:13We can't leave them!
00:34:14They're a memory!
00:34:15Let's go!
00:34:18Help!
00:34:19No!
00:34:21That's where they are!
00:34:22Come on!
00:34:23No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:25No!
00:34:30No!
00:34:32Run!
00:34:33Run!
00:34:34Run!
00:34:36Run!
00:34:37Run!
00:34:38Run!
00:34:39Get out!
00:34:41Get out!
00:34:43Get out!
00:34:45Get out!
00:34:51Look at him!
00:35:09Nice!
00:35:11Come on!
00:35:13Get out of here!
00:35:15Zack, come on, man!
00:35:19That thing is gonna eat us!
00:35:21Shhh!
00:35:23I don't hear it anymore.
00:35:25Hey, where the hell are we running to, anyway?
00:35:29Dude, we got out of here! It's this rock! Come on!
00:35:31Right? But have you given any thought as to how?
00:35:34Well, obviously they'll send someone for us.
00:35:37Yeah, by tomorrow afternoon,
00:35:39maybe they'll start to think about it.
00:35:41And then, if we're really lucky,
00:35:43they'll send someone the day after.
00:35:45But we'll have to find somewhere safe until they find us.
00:35:49Where? I mean, am I the only one
00:35:51that notices that thing can haul ass
00:35:53in the water and on land?
00:35:55If only we had a hot air balloon, we could
00:35:57float away.
00:35:59Relax, relax. I got my breath back.
00:36:03You don't think Uncle Z would actually allow
00:36:05himself to be incommunicado, do you?
00:36:07Oh, you have a cell phone?
00:36:09The phone is, once again, your friend.
00:36:13Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:19What? No service? Out here?
00:36:21Hm. Maybe those ten billion megahoots
00:36:23just ain't enough there, cowboy.
00:36:25Hey, hey, hey, relax. I'll get it.
00:36:27Remember, we're in the southern hemisphere.
00:36:29It's longer to reach the, uh, satellite.
00:36:31Yeah, yeah, something like that.
00:36:35All right, all right, all right. Let's get the hell out of here.
00:36:37Don't you fucking move an inch!
00:36:39This way.
00:36:41Come on.
00:36:47Or you'll die.
00:36:49With your next step,
00:36:51we come in peace.
00:36:53Excuse me, sir.
00:36:55Are you deaf? I said don't fucking move!
00:36:57You did say that, Zach.
00:36:59Now,
00:37:01deaf friend,
00:37:03do you know how close you were
00:37:05to becoming chibob?
00:37:07Chibob?
00:37:09What the fuck's a chibob?
00:37:11I'll show you.
00:37:17Shit!
00:37:19Nice, huh?
00:37:21You mean shish kebab?
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:25Yeah, it's better with chicken.
00:37:29Shut the fuck up!
00:37:31Shut up.
00:37:33I'll hold this.
00:37:35No!
00:37:37Can anyone of you here tell me
00:37:39what the hell you're doing here on my island?
00:37:41Actually, we're trying to get off your island.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:47We're running from a creature.
00:37:49A creature?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51Like...
00:37:53Like Godzilla?
00:37:55Like Godzilla!
00:37:57Like in the movies, huh?
00:37:59Not really, man.
00:38:00This thing ate a 42-foot boat.
00:38:03Really?
00:38:04Yeah, really.
00:38:05I don't see anything there.
00:38:19And what the hell do I do with you?
00:38:21Huh?
00:38:22What if you happen to have a boat?
00:38:23Or a balloon?
00:38:25I happen to have a boat.
00:38:29Really?
00:38:30Well, that's excellent news.
00:38:32Because I am willing to pay handsomely for a ride.
00:38:39Okay.
00:38:40.
00:38:41You follow me guys.
00:38:43Does this mean we're getting a ride?
00:38:45He's getting arrived.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:21Very nice, very nice.
00:39:23Which way to first class?
00:39:25Fuck you!
00:39:26Hey, hey, hey! I'm an American.
00:39:28I'm a U.S. citizen, for Christ's sake.
00:39:37Dude, show him your passport, for Christ's sake!
00:39:40Get in!
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42This is bad.
00:39:45No!
00:39:48Move and stay here!
00:39:52You're bad!
00:39:53Tol!
00:39:54You look like new.
00:39:55You look like new.
00:39:56You look like new.
00:39:57You look like new.
00:39:59You know what my brother's saying?
00:40:02He's reminding me of his lifelong dream,
00:40:04which is to keep company with a citizen of the United States.
00:40:07Hey, no way! No!
00:40:10I was talking about the female kind, of course.
00:40:14I'm not American.
00:40:15I'm Australian.
00:40:16Good enough!
00:40:17Good enough!
00:40:18Good enough!
00:40:19Good enough!
00:40:20He says it's good enough!
00:40:23Given the circumstances, I wouldn't call it cheating.
00:40:27Look, I don't know, but the Australian girls, they're a little, you know...
00:40:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:37Aussie chicks, they just like to party naps.
00:40:39Ashley, I'm sorry.
00:40:40Don't listen to me.
00:40:41Don't listen to me as long.
00:40:43What are you saying?
00:40:45If you were my brother, I'd get me really nice American girl.
00:40:49You know what I mean?
00:40:50Huh?
00:40:51Oh, really?
00:40:52Total.
00:40:53Total.
00:40:54But I'm not your fucking...
00:40:56Ow!
00:40:57Oh!
00:40:58Oh, no!
00:40:59No!
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00:41:22No!
00:41:23No!
00:41:24No!
00:41:25No!
00:41:44Oh!
00:41:45What the hell is that?
00:41:47Shit, look at that thing!
00:41:52No way!
00:41:53Fuck me.
00:41:54Fuck them!
00:42:01Go, come on, come on!
00:42:03Oh man, how do you start this thing?
00:42:09Recess, yes, that's okay!
00:42:11No way!
00:42:14Go, go, go!
00:42:18Save me!
00:42:22Oh shit!
00:42:23Go, go, go, go!
00:42:26What?
00:42:27It's Cecily!
00:42:29Yeah, I got that, we'll send flowers.
00:42:36Shit!
00:42:41No way!
00:42:49Hey, fuckers!
00:42:55Guys!
00:42:58Guys!
00:43:00Cecily!
00:43:02Jamie!
00:43:04Bug!
00:43:06Get off me, get off me, get off me!
00:43:08Get off me, get off me!
00:43:11What the hell?
00:43:14Evening, Mr. Jardine.
00:43:16Enjoying your little swim?
00:43:19God damn it!
00:43:30That was totally out of control.
00:43:32I mean, that thing had to be what?
00:43:3430 feet?
00:43:35At least!
00:43:37I ain't hungry!
00:43:38Scarfed down that fat dude,
00:43:39had to weigh at least 500 pounds in like two bites!
00:43:42He wasn't hungry, guys.
00:43:44He wanted to kill.
00:43:46Well, what the hell's it doing in the ocean anyway?
00:43:47Aren't they meant to hang out in swamps or something?
00:43:50It's a long ride back to the island.
00:43:53Artemis will show you the accords.
00:44:02Hey, Dierks.
00:44:04Who's your wife?
00:44:06No, actually, I wanted to thank you.
00:44:08I mean, if you didn't show up when you did back there,
00:44:09we would've really been in some deep shit.
00:44:11I mean, if you didn't show up when you did back there,
00:44:12we would've really been in some deep shit.
00:44:14I mean, if you didn't show up when you did back there,
00:44:19we would've really been in some deep shit.
00:44:24She was really quiet as shit and her day, wasn't she?
00:44:28She was really quite a ship in her day, wasn't she?
00:44:41She got around.
00:44:44What, competition too tough?
00:44:47Right.
00:44:51Judging by your reaction back there, I'd guess it had something to do with a large saltwater crocodile.
00:44:58Wrong again, right?
00:45:04No, you're right on the money.
00:45:10You wouldn't be trying to meet up with that thing again by any chance, would you?
00:45:17You make something very plain, son.
00:45:21I don't ever want to get near that salty again.
00:45:27Good.
00:45:28Good night, Captain.
00:45:41It's dirt, so it might be a little big.
00:45:51It's mine, so it'll probably be a little small.
00:45:54What took you so long?
00:46:00Oh, I was thanking our captain.
00:46:04Cozy, eh?
00:46:06It has potential.
00:46:08This is great.
00:46:09Hey, to me, this place is a palace right now, you know, because we're here right now and not in the intestines of that thing out there.
00:46:22I mean, think about it, guys.
00:46:24Think about it, guys.
00:46:25We made it.
00:46:29We were chased and hunted and stared straight into the belly of the beast.
00:46:36The devil himself, if you ask me.
00:46:39We survived.
00:46:42No, better than that.
00:46:46We kicked ass.
00:46:47You know what?
00:46:51I think a toast is in order, huh?
00:46:55To us.
00:46:56To us.
00:46:56To us.
00:47:03To Lemya.
00:47:06To Sonny.
00:47:16To Melba.
00:47:34I'm sure y'all could use a little rest.
00:47:37Holler if you need anything.
00:47:39Yeah, uh, I'm exhausted.
00:47:46I'm sorry.
00:47:48I'm sorry.
00:47:50I'm sorry.
00:47:52I'm sorry.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:47:56I'm sorry.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:00I'm sorry.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:04I'm sorry.
00:48:06I'm sorry.
00:48:08I'm sorry.
00:48:10I'm sorry.
00:48:12I'm sorry.
00:48:14I'm sorry.
00:48:16Yeah, it's you, all right.
00:48:28I can fucking feel you.
00:48:41But this time, old fella,
00:48:44not ever again.
00:48:46I don't know.
00:49:16That's a bleeder.
00:49:39Might want to use something a little more pointed.
00:49:45Go on.
00:49:46What the fuck are those for?
00:49:59Salties, love them.
00:50:01Salties.
00:50:02Saltwater crocodile.
00:50:05That thing out there?
00:50:07And Dirk's has an interest in these things?
00:50:11I knew you were the brains of this operation.
00:50:13But he hunts these things?
00:50:29I mean, now you're disappointing me.
00:50:31Color me slow.
00:50:32It happens every once in a while.
00:50:34What?
00:50:34What's the deal?
00:50:37Dirk's used to run adventure tours.
00:50:39And he was the best.
00:50:41And?
00:50:43And his last tour didn't go so well.
00:50:46How not well?
00:50:50All of his passengers were attacked.
00:50:53They were slaughtered right before his eyes.
00:50:54And he hasn't been the same since.
00:50:57Oh, no.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00He wants revenge now?
00:51:04Today?
00:51:04That's all he can think about.
00:51:07A big, big, huge problem.
00:51:09There are passengers on this boat who want to just get the hell out of here.
00:51:14Now, I was thinking that a truly innovative television producer would seize the opportunity of a lifetime.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:25So now she's an expert at the inner workings of the TV business.
00:51:30Let me ask your professional opinion.
00:51:32Would documenting the capture of the largest crocodile's porousis known to man be a marketable commodity or not?
00:51:42Now, I'm talking a crocodile of unheard of proportions.
00:51:4631 feet long.
00:51:48Over 3,000 pounds.
00:51:52It has potential.
00:51:56Ka-ching.
00:51:56Mm-hmm.
00:52:02Mm-hmm.
00:52:32No way.
00:52:41Who's stupid?
00:52:43Oh, God.
00:52:44Who's stupid?
00:52:45Me.
00:52:51Oh, no.
00:52:53Something wrong?
00:52:56What?
00:52:57We're still there.
00:52:58No way.
00:52:59No way.
00:53:02Got something on your mind?
00:53:10They're just like gawking at an old man's backside.
00:53:13You're a fucking liar, Dirks.
00:53:15You said the last thing you wanted to see was that crocodile again.
00:53:19That's the God's honest truth.
00:53:21Then why aren't we hauling ass back to Palm Island?
00:53:23I mean, we're like sitting ducks here.
00:53:26Salty's not gonna let us go anywhere.
00:53:28What?
00:53:29You heard.
00:53:31I don't see him.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:34He's out there.
00:53:35Where?
00:53:36Everywhere.
00:53:37He owns these waters.
00:53:40This reef, these caves, they're his.
00:53:44Anyone or anything that trespasses are his.
00:53:47Oh, God.
00:53:52The drama.
00:53:54I love it.
00:53:56Oh.
00:53:57See, folks, the deal is that the captain here has a little score to settle with that oversized frog.
00:54:04Seems that he munched a few of his last passengers.
00:54:07What?
00:54:07Oh, yeah.
00:54:09She told me all about it.
00:54:11And now your lovely first mate here has inspired me to my largest project yet.
00:54:19The killing of the largest living reptile on Earth.
00:54:24The Australian saltwater crocodile known by few but soon to be many as Big Mick.
00:54:33What do you think?
00:54:34Not bad, huh?
00:54:35Are you totally fucking mad?
00:54:38Cess, this thing is 90 years old.
00:54:41It's bigger than Boston.
00:54:43I mean, think about it.
00:54:44It's going to make blood surfing look about as exciting as lawn bowling.
00:54:50We're not talking Discovery Channel here.
00:54:52We're talking primetime network.
00:54:58Television.
00:55:00You think this is fodder for some cheap entertainment?
00:55:05Let me tell you something, boy.
00:55:07I watched this crocodile eat five kids.
00:55:11What about your age?
00:55:12He started by dismembering each.
00:55:16And it was really bloody and loud.
00:55:20The screams.
00:55:22See, they didn't die right away.
00:55:25They just lay there on the rocks.
00:55:28And I'm here.
00:55:29Like over there.
00:55:31And after he tore him enough to his like, he sucked up each part one at a time.
00:55:37So let me give you some advice.
00:55:41Lose the idea for your silly little show.
00:55:46And stay the hell out of my way.
00:55:47You have absolutely no right to involve us in this.
00:55:52You don't get it, do you, Sunshine?
00:55:54You got yourself involved.
00:55:57And I will take you back when I've done what has to be done.
00:56:00Now if you've got some ideas on forcing the issue, you lay them out.
00:56:04Now, because I've got a lot to do.
00:56:08And precious little time to do it in.
00:56:13Here we go!
00:56:15Arnie, take us!
00:56:17Throw the magic in my pocket!
00:56:23Come on!
00:56:24It's him, right?
00:56:34Big Mac?
00:56:35Yes!
00:56:46Let's go and look.
00:56:53Pure gold, Seth.
00:56:53Look at the stars of that thing!
00:56:59Kill gold, Seth.
00:57:04Happy ending, Arnie!
00:57:06What?
00:57:06Take off the smoke.
00:57:11Can someone do something about the smoke?
00:57:13It's killing me.
00:57:14Arnie, shift you.
00:57:15Get out.
00:57:23No!
00:57:32No!
00:57:34Derek's!
00:57:38Shit!
00:57:39I'm gonna tear a bar.
00:57:41Move!
00:57:43Shit!
00:57:43Derek's, look!
00:57:44Oh, for Christ's sake!
00:57:47Beautiful!
00:57:48How was that?
00:57:51Just like that! Just like that!
00:57:53You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:54Beautiful!
00:57:55Fire!
00:57:56Okay!
00:57:57This is loose!
00:58:13Hey, hey, hey, is that...
00:58:15That rope ain't supposed to be like that, is it?
00:58:18Get out of the water!
00:58:20Hey, Christ!
00:58:22It's coming at me!
00:58:27Come on, let's death!
00:58:30Hold on!
00:58:31Whoa!
00:58:32Whoa!
00:58:33Come on!
00:58:34Get her in here!
00:58:37Come on!
00:58:38Come on!
00:58:44Get her in!
00:58:46Bring her in!
00:58:47Bring her in!
00:58:48Look out, look out, look out!
00:58:50Do we have to take all day with this?
00:58:51Get her in the boat!
00:58:57Go, go, go, go!
00:58:58All right, go!
00:58:59Go, go, go, go!
00:59:00Go, go, go, go!
00:59:01Move!
00:59:07Oh, shit!
00:59:09Keep away from me, you freak!
00:59:11Don't shoot!
00:59:12What did you think of any closer?
00:59:14Come on!
00:59:15Ducks!
00:59:16No!
00:59:17Take the knife!
00:59:18Yeah!
00:59:19This is what you...
00:59:20Take him in the bloody head!
00:59:21Overduse!
00:59:22Overduse!
00:59:39Jesus Christ!
00:59:52Son of a bitch!
00:59:53You got him killed!
00:59:54John!
00:59:55John, she's dying!
01:00:02You got him killed!
01:00:06John!
01:00:07John!
01:00:08She's dying!
01:00:09John, she's dying!
01:00:16You're moving on...
01:00:17You're moving on...
01:00:18He's still out there somewhere.
01:00:25I wouldn't worry.
01:00:28He only eats real men.
01:00:39Do you have enough fun, you freak?
01:00:42Because I sure as shit have.
01:00:46Why don't you get us the hell out of here now?
01:00:48I can understand you taking a shot at me for your friend, son.
01:00:51But don't push your luck.
01:00:53Now get out of here and do something useful.
01:01:05You all right?
01:01:07That was really fucking stupid.
01:01:09I know.
01:01:14At least we're going back now.
01:01:15Come on, come on, come on.
01:01:17I'll hold you, bitch.
01:01:18Come on.
01:01:19Shit!
01:01:23You fucker follow me.
01:01:25Come on.
01:01:27He's turning the ship.
01:01:31She blew her up.
01:01:32Never outrun him anyway.
01:01:33So what do we do now?
01:01:34Waiting for the race.
01:01:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:43You're not going over that.
01:01:45Are you?
01:01:48Oh, fucker, you ain't got much patience.
01:01:50Arnie, get your ass up here.
01:01:52Arnie, get your ass.
01:02:14Anyone alive?
01:02:25Derek's.
01:02:29Mick?
01:02:31Ah.
01:02:33Listen to me, son.
01:02:35You're going to take these three across to the island.
01:02:38No, John.
01:02:39It's all right, girl.
01:02:40You and me still got some seas to sail.
01:02:42And by the time you get there, you don't hear me blow that fucker to hell.
01:02:46You go north, you find some ruins, fresh water, chock full of alkaline.
01:02:52Salty's hating.
01:02:53It burns the shit out of them.
01:02:56You got it?
01:02:57Yeah.
01:02:57What about you?
01:03:01You don't need that explosion.
01:03:04There is no me.
01:03:08Come on, get out of here.
01:03:09Come on, come on.
01:03:10Let's go, let's go.
01:03:12Let's get the name.
01:03:15Over the reef?
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:18Come on.
01:03:19Shit.
01:03:20Let's go.
01:03:50Ow!
01:03:58Shit, I'm bleeding.
01:04:01Oh, Jesus, it's only a scratch.
01:04:04Hey, fuck you.
01:04:05I'm bleeding.
01:04:06I'm bait, okay?
01:04:07Oh, jeez.
01:04:08Zach, you'll leave?
01:04:11Yeah, whatever.
01:04:12See you guys in paradise.
01:04:14Boring your surfboard, all right?
01:04:20That screwed up.
01:04:23Yeah!
01:04:25Oh, man.
01:04:35That has gotta suck.
01:04:37Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
01:04:42Amen.
01:04:43Amen.
01:05:02All right, you motherfucker.
01:05:04What do you think?
01:05:05I think...
01:05:06I wish I heard an explosion.
01:05:11What do you think?
01:05:12I think.
01:05:13I wish I heard an explosion.
01:05:21You fucker!
01:05:22I'm beginning, you bullshit!
01:05:24I'm beginning, you bullshit!
01:05:41Fucking bullshit!
01:05:42I'm going back.
01:05:43It's not a good idea.
01:05:44Hey, he might still be alive.
01:05:45I'll go.
01:05:46No, Bob, don't be stupid.
01:05:47Even if he isn't, we need the explosives.
01:05:48Go to the ruins, I'll meet you there.
01:05:49How will you find us?
01:05:50Listen for the screaming.
01:05:51What are you doing?
01:05:52Get out of here!
01:05:53Oh, God.
01:05:54Oh, God.
01:05:55What are you doing?
01:05:56What are you doing?
01:05:57Get out of here!
01:05:58Oh, God.
01:05:59Oh, God.
01:06:00What are you doing?
01:06:01Oh, God.
01:06:02I'm going back.
01:06:03It's not a good idea.
01:06:04Hey, he might still be alive.
01:06:06I'll go.
01:06:07No, Bob.
01:06:08Don't be stupid.
01:06:09Even if he isn't, we need the explosives.
01:06:10What are you doing? Get out of here!
01:06:28Come on.
01:06:35Mamacita, you come home to Papa.
01:06:38Oh, you brought a friend with you.
01:06:51Dirks!
01:07:02Dirks!
01:07:08Dirks!
01:07:09A promote!
01:07:10Dirks!
01:07:11Dirks!
01:07:12Dirks!
01:07:13Dirks!
01:07:14Your Miles!
01:07:15Nice doing business with you, Billy.
01:07:45Should we be there by now?
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:53What do you mean you don't know?
01:07:54We lost.
01:07:55Look, I don't know.
01:07:56Shit, would you just leave me alone?
01:07:57I don't know what your problem is.
01:07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:02Artie, stop!
01:08:03I don't need anyone.
01:08:04Least of all you, leave me alone.
01:08:06Look.
01:08:10It's one of those traps.
01:08:15Oh, shit.
01:08:27It's better just you and me, right, baby?
01:08:30Right.
01:08:31You know?
01:08:32Huh?
01:08:34Oh, shit.
01:08:37It's better just you and me, right, baby?
01:08:41Right.
01:08:41You know?
01:08:43Huh?
01:08:47Tell Papa how true it is white women like rough men.
01:08:52Who told you that?
01:08:53I read it.
01:08:55Website.
01:08:57Oh, you have a computer?
01:08:59Yes!
01:09:01Takes a certain kind of guy, though.
01:09:02I think you might be it.
01:09:03You better fucking believe I'm it, baby!
01:09:05Yeah?
01:09:06Come on, stud boy.
01:09:07Show me what's on deck.
01:09:08Let's go.
01:09:09I'm not just going to show you, baby.
01:09:12I'm going to stick it up to you, huh?
01:09:14Yeah?
01:09:15Well, shut up already and prove it.
01:09:16I'm right here.
01:09:19Uh-uh.
01:09:20No, you come here.
01:09:22No, you come here.
01:09:26Fuck this.
01:09:28Oh, shit.
01:09:32Gross.
01:09:33Are you okay?
01:09:39You okay?
01:09:41What happened?
01:09:43You were kind of hit by a bad joke.
01:09:45You all right?
01:09:47I think so.
01:09:49It all seems to work.
01:09:50Good.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:52Let's go.
01:09:52Let's go.
01:09:54What should I know?
01:10:09I think it's...
01:10:11I don't know.
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:13It's this...
01:10:15You're just so together.
01:10:27Oh, please.
01:10:31Come on.
01:10:32It's just across the bridge.
01:10:41Come on.
01:10:41Let's go.
01:10:42Let's go.
01:10:49Oh, shit.
01:10:50Oh, shit.
01:10:51Oh, shit.
01:10:51Oh, shit.
01:10:51Oh, shit.
01:10:52Oh, shit.
01:10:52Oh, shit.
01:10:53Oh, shit.
01:10:54Oh, shit.
01:10:54Oh, shit.
01:10:55Oh, shit.
01:10:55Oh, shit.
01:10:56Oh, shit.
01:10:56Oh, shit.
01:10:57Oh, shit.
01:10:57Oh, shit.
01:10:58Oh, shit.
01:10:58Oh, shit.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:00Oh, shit.
01:11:00Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh, shit.
01:11:03Oh, shit.
01:11:03Oh, shit.
01:11:04Oh, shit.
01:11:04Oh, shit.
01:11:05Oh, shit.
01:11:05Oh, shit.
01:11:06Oh, shit.
01:11:07Oh, shit.
01:11:07Oh, shit.
01:11:08Oh, shit.
01:11:09Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:20Looks like the damn thing was too scared to cross the water.
01:11:24You'll find a way.
01:11:25Hey, come on.
01:11:46We made it.
01:11:47Wow.
01:11:50Oh, I saw her dirty rant about this water.
01:12:18What are you gonna do now, you ugly toad, huh?
01:12:25Let's go!
01:12:26It's amazing.
01:12:27Look at that bastard just sitting there waiting.
01:12:37Look at that bastard just sitting there waiting.
01:12:49Where the hell is he?
01:12:54Shouldn't he be here by now?
01:12:55He'll be here.
01:12:56What if he doesn't?
01:12:58I don't even want to think about it if he doesn't.
01:13:04Sorry.
01:13:05You really like him, don't you?
01:13:06I can't believe John might be dead.
01:13:15There's always hope.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:19If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:22Just as well be.
01:13:25He'd want me to know.
01:13:28In a dark game.
01:13:30The first man to ever treat me like it was more than just some doll to dress up and play with.
01:13:40I don't know.
01:13:41Happy to see me?
01:13:42I am.
01:13:43So how about that kiss right about now?
01:13:46John?
01:13:47No.
01:13:48I am.
01:13:49So how about that kiss right about now?
01:13:54John?
01:13:56No.
01:13:57I am sorry.
01:13:58I'll tell you about that kiss right about now.
01:14:03John?
01:14:09No, I'm sorry.
01:14:19Look at that salty son of a bitch just sitting there.
01:14:24I wonder if he has any idea he's about to get blown sky high.
01:14:36Yeah, laugh it up man.
01:14:53Okay, now remember as soon as I'm in there you gotta blow it.
01:15:01If he gets through we have nowhere to run and we're screwed.
01:15:04Alright, so all you gotta do is hit the green button.
01:15:08Crocodile pancake.
01:15:11Exactly.
01:15:13So why don't you go do what you do best?
01:15:16Witches.
01:15:18Piss things off.
01:15:26Ugh!
01:15:28God! Come on!
01:15:32Woo!
01:15:48Come on!
01:15:50I'm right here!
01:15:54You made a branch to chase me!
01:16:13Come on!
01:16:15You're a belt!
01:16:17You're a suitcase!
01:16:19Kill boy boots!
01:16:21Ugh!
01:16:26You guys nothing's working.
01:16:28Fox?
01:16:29No!
01:16:31Fire!
01:16:33Fire!
01:16:35Fire!
01:16:37Fire!
01:16:39Fire!
01:16:41Fire!
01:16:43Fire!
01:16:53Fire!
01:16:59Do you think he's dead?
01:17:01If that didn't do it, nothing will.
01:17:04Let's get out of here.
01:17:05Let's get out of here.
01:17:16Son of a bitch! I hate you! You bastard! I hate you!
01:17:20How's it feel? Goddamn you!
01:17:22Arnie, what are you doing? Come on!
01:17:24Son of a bitch! Fuck you!
01:17:25Come on!
01:17:26Fuck you!
01:17:27Fuck!
01:17:30Fuck!
01:17:31Fuck!
01:17:32Fuck!
01:17:35Run, sis!
01:17:38Faster!
01:17:41Go!
01:17:44Come on!
01:17:45Be caught, Victor!
01:17:46Don't worry! I have a plan!
01:17:48I don't have a good one!
01:17:52Get out of here!
01:17:54We go along!
01:18:06Hold on!
01:18:11No!
01:18:41Oh, shit.
01:19:05I knew you'd kiss me.
01:19:07You creep.
01:19:08You faker.
01:19:09I could just...
01:19:10You could just kiss me again.
01:19:12Bullshit.
01:19:12That was not a kiss.
01:19:15All right, fine.
01:19:16That wasn't a kiss.
01:19:17You're right.
01:19:17You bet I am.
01:19:22This is a kiss.
01:19:24Come here.
01:19:28Any idea how we're going to get off this island?
01:19:30None.
01:19:33Do we really care?
01:19:34No.
01:19:34No.
01:19:42No.
01:19:42No.
01:19:52Nothing.
01:19:53No.
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