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00:01It's a game for the uninhibited,
00:03and our stars this week will freeze the crowd.
00:06Mary Cataract and Dave Godier
00:09watch their bodies do the talking on Body Language.
00:13And now, here's the star of Body Language,
00:17Tom Kennedy!
00:23Wow.
00:24Wow.
00:28Thank you very much.
00:31Hey!
00:42What is it?
00:43The tie?
00:44Is that what did it?
00:45It was the tie, I guess.
00:46This tie always gets them.
00:48It's something else.
00:49I don't know what it is.
00:50We're very happy to have you in our studio audience this afternoon
00:54or this morning.
00:55And we're happy to have you folks at home
00:57because we're going to play our games today
00:59with Mary Cataract from Three is a Crowd.
01:02She's right there.
01:04And Mary Cataract has just finished, or is in the crowd,
01:08I think you just finished The Love Boat.
01:10I did.
01:11It was great fun.
01:12And that will be airing later on this year.
01:13In the fall.
01:14Okay.
01:15And now we're going to meet your partner on the green team.
01:17And his name is Al Sanders.
01:19He has $1,750.
01:21Welcome back, Al.
01:26And now we're going to meet the man whose movie is going to be on in four days.
01:30I think March 18th.
01:31That's right.
01:32And it's called My Wife for Hire.
01:33This Wife for Hire.
01:34This Wife for Hire.
01:35This Wife for Hire.
01:36Dick Gautier.
01:37Featured in that room.
01:39And I want to say hello to the convention of all your old girlfriends that are out there.
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:44Thank you very much.
01:45Yes.
01:46They're sweet.
01:47They are indeed.
01:48And you're sweet too, Dick.
01:49Oh, thanks, Tom.
01:50You should notice.
01:51Yes.
01:52You're sitting next to money bags, you know.
01:55She has $11,100.
01:56Her name is Autumn Brown.
01:58Our current champ.
02:01Let's play body language.
02:02Come with me, Mary.
02:10This I know.
02:11Oh, colorful one.
02:12We are going to give you five of seven words that will appear in a puzzle a little bit later
02:16on and every word you get, Al, will make it that much easier for you to solve the puzzle.
02:19Okay.
02:20So let's do it.
02:2160 seconds on the clock.
02:22And here is your first word.
02:24And go.
02:27A hand grenade.
02:28Grenade is correct.
02:29Continue.
02:32Sexy.
02:33Pass.
02:34Hot.
02:35Pass.
02:37You're marching.
02:38You're a soldier.
02:39A green beret.
02:41Yes.
02:44You're eating.
02:45Ration.
02:46You're eating.
02:47You're eating something.
02:48You're eating something.
02:49You're eating something and you're blowing.
02:50Blowing out the candle.
02:51Blowing the cake.
02:52Birthday cake.
02:53Cake.
02:55Head stand.
02:56Cake.
02:57Cake wall.
02:58Cake.
02:59Cake.
03:00Upside down cake.
03:01Yes.
03:02Next.
03:04You're eating an apple.
03:05The whole thing.
03:06Fruit.
03:07Yes.
03:08Yes.
03:09Next.
03:10This is the final word.
03:11We're repeating.
03:12Okay.
03:13You're an animal.
03:14You're an animal.
03:15You're a big animal.
03:16A small big animal.
03:17We got a tail.
03:18A pig.
03:19Pig.
03:20You're piggy.
03:21Miss piggy.
03:22Pig.
03:23You're pigging out.
03:24I know.
03:25I know.
03:26I know.
03:27Good idea.
03:28You got four of them now.
03:29That's outstanding.
03:30It's a $100 puzzle.
03:31Now, there's the puzzle.
03:32Here are your four words.
03:33One.
03:34Two.
03:35Can we speed it up a little bit?
03:37This fruit grows in blank.
03:38You use it in an upside down cake.
03:39You put blank of it on blank.
03:40And it's also what a green beret may call a hand grenade.
03:42What do you think of that, Al?
03:43Is it pineapple?
03:44Is it pineapple, he asks.
03:45And you got it.
03:46Yes.
03:47Yes.
03:48Very good, Al.
03:50This fruit grows in Hawaii and the parentheses means unacted.
03:53You use it in an upside down cake.
03:55You put blank of it on blank.
03:56And it's also what a green beret may call a hand grenade.
03:58What do you think of that, Al?
03:59Is it pineapple?
04:00Is it pineapple, he asks.
04:01And you got it.
04:02Yes.
04:03Yes.
04:04Very good, Al.
04:06This fruit grows in Hawaii and the parentheses means unacted.
04:17You put rings of it on.
04:19Ham.
04:20And that's what she was going for.
04:21Ham.
04:22I see.
04:23From the little piggy comes ham.
04:24Ham.
04:25Okay.
04:26It's also what a green beret got that very nicely.
04:28May call a hand grenade.
04:30And Al Sanders has racked up another $100.
04:32The first team to reach $500 wins our game and a chance at $10,000.
04:36Lots of excitement.
04:37Get Gaudier's team is up next.
04:39Get on over there, Al.
04:40Well done.
04:47The green team has $100 and the red team, zero only because the red team hasn't had a chance yet.
05:02They have not had a chance yet.
05:03I mean, what do you want from us?
05:04A chance.
05:05Dick, get down there.
05:06Your chances come.
05:07Get on over there, champion.
05:08The brownies, greenies team is up next.
05:13The brownies, greenies.
05:14All right.
05:15Now, 60 seconds.
05:16You know all that.
05:17So what am I saying?
05:18Okay.
05:19Just do it.
05:2060 seconds on the clock.
05:21Here is your first word.
05:22Go.
05:23You're fixing your hair.
05:24Teasing your hair.
05:25Combing your hair.
05:26The beauty shop.
05:27Scalp.
05:28Hair.
05:29Follicles.
05:30Pass.
05:31Dancing the cha-cha.
05:32Jitterbug.
05:33You're dancing.
05:34You're dancing.
05:35You're a dancer.
05:36The whole thing.
05:37A dance floor.
05:38A ballroom.
05:39The dance shoes.
05:40Shoe steps.
05:41Tap shoes.
05:42Spikes.
05:43Spikes.
05:44Pass.
05:45Frenchman.
05:46You got it for France.
05:47Continue.
05:48A build.
05:49A TV set.
05:50A TV set.
05:51You're watching a TV set.
05:52And X marks the spot.
05:53Tic-tac-doll.
05:54Match game.
05:55A build.
05:56A build.
05:57A build.
05:58A build.
05:59A build.
06:00A build.
06:01X.
06:02X.
06:03X.
06:04Turn it off.
06:05Change the channel.
06:06Pass.
06:07Pass.
06:08Oh.
06:09You're cutting the hedge.
06:11Strawberry.
06:12Yes.
06:13You got it.
06:14Heads is it.
06:15Continue.
06:16Teasing your hair.
06:17Curling your hair.
06:18Curlers.
06:19Scalp.
06:20Fixing your hair.
06:21Hairdue.
06:22Hairstyle.
06:23Yes.
06:24Hairdue is it.
06:25Continue.
06:26You're kidding.
06:27All right.
06:28Good going.
06:29Good going.
06:30And your partner was working very hard for you.
06:33Yes he is.
06:34He was indeed.
06:35Here is your $100 puzzle.
06:36Here are your three words.
06:39And.
06:40This French blank often has a hairdo like a hedge.
06:44And was on the blank that blank would wear to a blank.
06:47What do you think Autumn?
06:50Grace Jones.
06:51Grace Jones.
06:52Is it Grace Jones?
06:53No.
06:54Al Sanders get over here.
06:56Which blank next Al?
06:58A number two please.
07:00This French dog often has a hairdo like a hedge.
07:02What do you think?
07:03A French poodle.
07:04Is it French poodle?
07:06Yes indeed.
07:07Yes indeed.
07:16What did you say Grace?
07:17Wasn't that Grace slick?
07:18No.
07:19Grace Jones.
07:20Black woman with crew cuts.
07:21She had a hedge.
07:22Like a hedge cut.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Close enough.
07:25This French dog often has a hairdo like a hedge.
07:27And was on the skirts.
07:28Oh yeah.
07:29That Laverne and Shirley.
07:31Now see what he was doing.
07:32He was showing.
07:33He was drawing two stars.
07:34To tell you there were two stars.
07:36Oh.
07:37Oh.
07:38And would wear to a sock hop.
07:40And that's what he was doing.
07:42And a good sock hop that was.
07:44And that means Al $100 richer.
07:47And we'll be back with our $250 puzzle right after this.
07:55Oh yeah.
08:12Hey look what we have.
08:14$200 for the green team.
08:15Zero for the red team.
08:17But now my friends, we have $250 puzzles.
08:19And if me or T, make it to $500, we'll then have a playoff.
08:22And it's a frightening thing to see.
08:24All right, Mary, you're over there to assign me how you're down here.
08:27How are you?
08:31Well, I guess you know about everything there is to know, don't you, sir?
08:33I think so.
08:34Let's cut you loose, then.
08:3560 seconds on the clock.
08:37Here's your first word, and go.
08:41You're pouring.
08:42You're drinking.
08:44You're eating.
08:45The whole thing, a meal.
08:47You're eating.
08:48You're chewing.
08:48Pass.
08:49Pass.
08:52You're turning off the water.
08:54You're washing something.
08:55You're rinsing out.
08:57You're washing.
08:59Oh, the washing machine is broken.
09:00Your hand is stuck.
09:02You're biting.
09:04It tastes terrible.
09:06So you throw it away into the garbage disposal.
09:08Yes, yes.
09:10Two.
09:12Four.
09:13Peace.
09:13Richard Nixon.
09:14President.
09:17Watergate.
09:18Richard Nixon was the president.
09:19Here, now Reagan!
09:21Ronald Reagan.
09:22Yes.
09:23Next.
09:24You're chewing.
09:25Your teeth.
09:26Fake teeth.
09:27Caps.
09:27Dentures.
09:28Caps.
09:29Fake teeth.
09:30Fake teeth.
09:31Forcelain caps.
09:33Front.
09:33Cut.
09:34Teeth.
09:35Fake.
09:36Drill.
09:38Phony.
09:39Your time is up.
09:43Now, guys, I'm only going to do some.
09:44You know what I mean?
09:45You got two.
09:48Two, Mary.
09:49It's a $250 puzzle.
09:51Here are your two words.
09:53There's one, and here's the other.
09:55Now, if you lose your blank down the garbage disposal, you'll have to blank these blank blank
09:59that are as blank as Ronald Reagan.
10:02What do you think?
10:03Dentures?
10:04It's a dentures.
10:06Tisn't.
10:07All right, Dick, come on over.
10:08Sure.
10:09Which blank next, Dick?
10:11I think one, please.
10:12If you lose your blank, pardon me, if you lose your choppers down the garbage disposal,
10:17et cetera, what do you think?
10:19I'll have to blank these that are as blank as Ronald Reagan.
10:22Back to you, Mary.
10:24Four.
10:26You'll have to blank these dried blank that are as blank as Ronald Reagan.
10:33Dick?
10:35I think the number five, please.
10:37All right.
10:37You'll have to blank these dried grapes that are as blank as Ronald Reagan.
10:42I'll say prunes.
10:43Is it prunes?
10:45Back to you, Mary.
10:47Three.
10:48You'll have to gum these dried grapes that are as blank as Ronald Reagan, Mary.
10:51Raisins.
10:52Is it raisins?
10:53That's it.
10:55Raisins.
10:56Uh-huh.
11:00If you lose your choppers, and it was choppers that he was referring to with his teeth and
11:05chopping with the chopping action down the garbage disposal, you'll have to gum these
11:08dried grapes that are as wrinkled as Ronald Reagan.
11:12And, Dick, you did it.
11:13Oh, no, pardon me.
11:14Mary did it.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:15She got it with raisins.
11:16I was thinking of that.
11:17All right.
11:17Now, we have another $250 puzzle.
11:19This time, Mary, sit down.
11:20Dick, stay right here.
11:21And I want Autumn down here.
11:23Yes, Mary's over there.
11:24Autumn here.
11:27Autumn, they have $450.
11:29This is a $250 puzzle.
11:30You need it.
11:3160 seconds on the clock.
11:33Here's your first word.
11:35Here you go.
11:36Small.
11:37Teeny.
11:37Weenie.
11:38Uh, tiny.
11:39Yes.
11:39Next.
11:42Beep.
11:43Doorbell.
11:44Uh, walking into a building.
11:45Elevator.
11:46Uh, going up and down.
11:48The elevator shaft.
11:49Yes.
11:50Next.
11:51Putting on your clothes.
11:53Putting on a coat.
11:54A jacket.
11:54A fur coat.
11:55A sable.
11:56A mink.
11:56Furs.
11:57Uh, you're in a fur salon.
11:59No, pass.
11:59Pass.
11:59Pass.
12:02Uh, a star.
12:03Okay.
12:03A man.
12:05Okay.
12:05He wears glasses.
12:06And he's old.
12:08An old George Burns.
12:09No, an old man.
12:10An old star with glasses.
12:12Pass.
12:12Pass.
12:13Mm-hmm.
12:14Eyes.
12:15Stare.
12:16Bug eyes.
12:17Stare.
12:18Yo-yo.
12:19Yo.
12:20Bow.
12:20Ball.
12:21Ball eyes.
12:22Round ball.
12:23Bug eyes.
12:25Eyes.
12:25Stare.
12:26Round eyes.
12:27Ball round.
12:28Pass it.
12:29Go.
12:30Pass.
12:30Pass.
12:30Pass.
12:30Pass.
12:30Pass.
12:31Pass.
12:31Pass.
12:31Oh, pass.
12:32Pass.
12:33Pass.
12:34Yeah, okay.
12:35We only have...
12:36Okay.
12:37That's all we had to choose from.
12:38You looked at all of them.
12:41Okay.
12:42Ball bearing eyes.
12:43All of them.
12:44Ball on.
12:45When you see it, you're gonna die.
12:47Ball on.
12:47All right.
12:48You got two of them.
12:50And it's a $250 puzzle.
12:52Let's just see the two words.
12:54There's one and there's the other.
12:56Now, if you blank into blank in elevator shafts like blank,
13:00you might need these tiny things that you blank on your blank.
13:03What is it, Dick?
13:05Uh, watch fob.
13:06I don't know.
13:07The watch fob.
13:09No, it isn't.
13:10Mary, which blank would you like next, Mary?
13:12Um, four.
13:14If you blank into blank and elevator shafts like Mr. Magoo,
13:18what do you think, Mary?
13:19Contact lenses.
13:20Oh, is it contact lenses?
13:22Yeah.
13:22Yeah.
13:27Now, before we reveal the rest of the puzzle,
13:35do you have any idea what she was doing
13:36when she was referring to her, uh, orbs?
13:41No.
13:41None.
13:41What are these?
13:43Eyes.
13:43And then she took a thing like this and went?
13:45Ball.
13:46Uh-huh.
13:46Yeah.
13:47And what do you do with your...
13:48Eyeballs.
13:49That's it.
13:49Oh, okay.
13:51It's the other way around, right?
13:52Yeah.
13:53Yeah.
13:53Yeah.
13:53And the ball eyes.
13:54All right.
13:55If you...
13:56I've never tried that.
13:58If you walk, parentheses, it means unacted, into manholes and elevator shafts like Mr. Magoo.
14:07Incidentally, Mr. Magoo is a bit myopic, and if you had done some of that, maybe.
14:12Anyway, you might need these tiny things that you wear, and she didn't get that, but on your eyeballs.
14:18Eyeballs.
14:19And, of course, we know how to get eyeballs now.
14:21Of course.
14:21Of course we do.
14:22We steal them.
14:23Well, Al Sanders has another game to his credit now, and another $700, and Autumn, it is her second loss.
14:31Autumn, come over here.
14:34This is her second loss.
14:35We have to say goodbye to Autumn Brown.
14:38Autumn Brown, however, before you all too much, she takes with her $11,100.
14:45Congratulations, sir.
14:47You're welcome.
14:48Tell me what you're going to do.
14:49Tell me what you're going to do with $11,000.
14:53Are you married?
14:55No, not yet.
14:56You're not married.
14:57What are you going to do with that kind of money?
14:58Well, when I find a boyfriend, I'd like to take him on a Caribbean cruise, and my phone number is...
15:02Caribbean cruise, eh?
15:05Yes.
15:05Any takers?
15:06All right.
15:06You know where the stage door is?
15:08There'll be a line out there as long as the block.
15:09Well, when we come back, Al, you're going to have a chance of $10,000 with Mary Catarate,
15:14and we'll see how they do right after these words.
15:16Don't go away.
15:19I'm really worried because he understood him.
15:32That's the only thing.
15:32I'm really worried because he understood him.
15:34That's the only thing.
15:35Oh, yeah?
15:36Same to you, fella.
15:37Shut down.
15:38Are you kidding?
15:39Hey, listen, you guys want to...
15:40Oh, you don't want to fight.
15:41You want to play a game?
15:41Sure.
15:42For $10,000?
15:42You bet.
15:43Al, get on over there.
15:44Marry Catarate.
15:44All right.
15:4660 seconds on yonder clock.
15:52This time, you will have 10.
15:54I say 10 words, Al.
15:55Every word you get will be worth $100 to you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Later, you can transmogrify the hundreds into thousands.
16:02Okay.
16:03Terrific.
16:03If you do, you'll get arrested.
16:05You all set?
16:05Mm-hmm.
16:0660 seconds on the clock.
16:08Here's your first word.
16:10And go.
16:12You're rowing.
16:13You're rowing.
16:14Rowing a boat.
16:14Rowboat oars.
16:16$100.
16:18You're bowling.
16:19You're bowling.
16:20$200.
16:22You're pouring.
16:23You're drinking something.
16:24Sweet soda.
16:26Beer.
16:26You're drinking.
16:28You're sipping wine.
16:30Toasting.
16:30Toasting.
16:31Toasting.
16:32To champagne.
16:33Yes, you got it.
16:35$300.
16:36Something's on your arm.
16:38A tattoo.
16:40$400.
16:42On your shoulder.
16:43On your shoulder.
16:44You got something.
16:45$500.
16:45You're putting perfume.
16:47$600.
16:49You're flirting.
16:50You're shy.
16:51You're coy.
16:52You're in love.
16:52You're kissing.
16:53Valentine.
16:54Pass.
16:54Pass.
16:56You're rolling dice.
16:57Cracks.
16:58$700.
16:59You got a headache.
17:00$800.
17:00You're an animal.
17:04You're a camel.
17:06$900.
17:07One eagle.
17:07You're kissing.
17:08You're sweet.
17:09You're in love.
17:11You're in love.
17:12Very good.
17:13You got 9 out of 10.
17:17In the other 10 for a second,
17:18you would have had that.
17:20She was setting you up for...
17:21The word was romantic.
17:23That was the last one.
17:24Oh.
17:25But you got 9 out of 10.
17:26Excellent.
17:27The 900 can become $9,000
17:29if you get the next three words
17:31in 20 seconds.
17:32Good luck both.
17:3320 seconds on the clock.
17:35Here's your first three words.
17:37And go.
17:38You're taking a pulse.
17:39One down, two to go.
17:42You're striking a match.
17:43Two down and one to go for $9,000.
17:46You're chewing bubble gum.
17:49Yes.
17:49It's round.
17:50Tootsie roll.
17:51You're chewing.
17:52You're chewing.
17:53It's a donut.
17:54Donuts.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:58Oh, my God.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:11Well done, young lady.
18:12Well done.
18:15We'll be back with a total winning
18:16right after this.
18:18Oh, my God.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:33Oh, my God.
18:37$9,000.
18:40He said to her, as most of America says already,
18:43I will watch anything you're ever in
18:46for the rest of your life.
18:47Mary, you have an A number one fan in Al Sanders, $11,450.
18:52And he'll return tomorrow with Dick Odeon, Mary Cadillac, and yours pretty.
18:57We'll look for you right here on Body Language. Bye-bye.
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19:36And a member of our studio audience will receive
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19:54This is Johnny Olson speaking for Body Language,
19:58a Mark Ritson television production.
20:02Thank you, everyone.
20:05Thank you so much.
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