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00:12Get ready to match the stars.
00:16Bill Cullen, Brett Somers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Patty Dice, Richard Dawson, and Betty White.
00:30As we play the star-studded, big-money Match Game 74.
00:37And now, here's the host of Match Game 74, G. Ravis.
00:53How do you do?
00:55Thank you so much for joining us here today.
00:56Wherever you are, it's a pleasure to have you with us.
01:00Yes, sir.
01:01How are you, Richard?
01:02Because we like you so much.
01:03Yes.
01:04We chipped in and bought you a promotional version of a new album.
01:12It's called The Hexorcist.
01:14The Hexorcist?
01:15It stars Patty and a lot of marvelous people.
01:18Oh, how nice.
01:18And it's not a good picture of her, but it was taken late in the afternoon.
01:24Thank you very much.
01:25It's on the Dunhill label, and it's a funny album.
01:27It is?
01:28Yeah, I have no axe to grind.
01:30You have indeed.
01:30No, because I buried it into...
01:33I shall look forward to playing this and listening to it with a great deal of pleasure, and I thank
01:37you.
01:38Okay.
01:38That'll be $2, please.
01:39That'll be $2, please.
01:41That'll be $2, please.
01:42That'll be $2, please.
01:44That'll be $2, please.
01:46So, celebrities, are you ready?
01:48Yeah.
01:48I'm ready.
01:48Okay.
01:49Well, let's say hello to our two players, Lou Mason and Debbie King.
01:52Hello there, Lou and Debbie.
01:56Lou has won one game.
01:58He has $350 to his credit, and we started this game last time out.
02:03And we finished Debbie's round, and she scored one match.
02:07And we've got a question for you, and we're going to get to that right after we get to this
02:11little business at hand.
02:13Here it is.
02:15Let's finish this game we started out last time.
02:18I'll push the button and reveal a question for Lou.
02:20This is it.
02:21Everybody play.
02:22Just a second.
02:23What's this?
02:24Your chair is busted.
02:26Just sit down and play the game, Richard.
02:29What's going on?
02:30I just stood up to take a collection.
02:32Yeah.
02:33You stole my chair.
02:35There's a game going on here, whether you know it or not.
02:38That's right.
02:39All right.
02:39Are you ready to play whatever game is going on here?
02:42Yeah.
02:43All right.
02:43Everybody's in the game.
02:44What to do while you're waiting in line for gas.
02:48One, turn off your engine.
02:50Two, loosen your tie.
02:53Three, take out your blank.
03:03One, turn off your engine.
03:04Three, take out your blank.
03:05One, turn off your engine.
03:11Two, loosen your tie.
03:14Three, take out your blank.
03:17All right.
03:18Everybody ready?
03:19Charles, we're waiting for you, sir.
03:22Now he's ready.
03:24All right, Lou Mason, you heard the question, what to do while waiting in line for gas.
03:28One, turn off your engine.
03:29Two, loosen your tie.
03:30Three, take out your blank.
03:32Three, take out your wallet.
03:34Take out your wallet.
03:37In which there is probably a credit card or money or something like that.
03:41That's a logical answer he gave you, Bill.
03:43What do you say?
03:44I felt it was going to be the girl answering, so I said knitting.
03:48Take out your knitting.
03:49But I do need a word.
03:50I'm sorry about it.
03:51Well, so do I.
03:52Some of us take out our knitting.
03:55Brett?
03:55I think there's something wrong with Bill Cullen.
03:57Why would he think knitting?
03:59I don't know.
04:00I mean, it's all...
04:01I mean, I might think knitting.
04:02Yeah.
04:03I didn't, actually.
04:05Wait till you get Charles' answer.
04:07His is a real...
04:08Well, show us yours now.
04:09Newspaper.
04:10Take out your newspaper.
04:11Okay.
04:12Charles?
04:13Show them your answer, Charles.
04:14Like most actors who starved, I say lunch.
04:17I'll eat any time.
04:18Okay.
04:19It's an hour wait for the gas line.
04:22Patty?
04:23Yeah, and I was with Charles.
04:24I also took out my lunch.
04:25Oh, you took out your lunch.
04:26Yes.
04:27I had a gay time.
04:28Yes.
04:29Wallet is the answer.
04:30Lou Mason, you know, turn off your engine, loosen your tie, take out your...
04:35Cigar.
04:35Take out your cigar.
04:36Now that won't get you any gas, but there will be the biggest explosion you've ever
04:40ever seen.
04:42Okay, Betty.
04:43I was with you.
04:44You take out your compact.
04:46Oh, take out the compact.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Powder your nose.
04:49Do all of those things.
04:50Okay, so at the end of round one, there is no...
04:53It's a one to nothing in favor of Debbie King.
04:55I beg your pardon there.
04:56Debbie, please make a selection.
04:58Uh, A, please.
05:00She wants A.
05:01That's the one with...
05:02That's the B.
05:03Yeah.
05:03Okay.
05:04Okay.
05:05When the elephant joined the Navy, he learned how to blank with his trunk.
05:12He did.
05:12He did, indeed.
05:15He couldn't do it before he joined the Navy.
05:17No.
05:17Oh.
05:18After the elephant joined the Navy, he learned how to blank with his trunk.
05:28All right.
05:29I don't have to answer this.
05:30I'm going to write a letter home.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Charles.
05:33Well, I don't know if they do that.
05:40I don't know.
05:41Charles.
05:43All right.
05:44They're already over there, so we'll come over here and get a response from Debbie.
05:48Everybody plays...
05:49What?
05:49Your mic or her mic is broken.
05:52Her mic is broken.
05:54Okay.
05:54So you're going to use my mic, Debbie.
05:56Enter your blank, Gene.
05:57When the elephant joined the Navy, he learned how to blank with his trunk.
06:01What do you put in that blank?
06:02Well, I'm torn between two answers, but I'll say salute.
06:07Salute with his trunk.
06:09Okay.
06:11We have another time.
06:13She said...
06:13What was your other answer?
06:16Bill, what did you say?
06:17That salute is a heck of an answer.
06:19Good answer.
06:20Yeah, I came up with signal.
06:21I don't know if they do that anymore.
06:23Well, lady, signal in the Navy.
06:24Brett did not participate on that because she matched in the first round.
06:27No, I laid out.
06:27What was your other choice, dear?
06:29Swim.
06:30Swim.
06:31No, I said swab decks.
06:33I'm sorry.
06:33Swab decks.
06:34Right.
06:35I'm so serious.
06:36Do sailors salute, do they call it a salute?
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:39They go like that.
06:41Oh, they do indeed.
06:42Yes, siree.
06:43That's right.
06:44Come with me to the captain.
06:45Come with me to the captain's office.
06:47Yes.
06:47What did you say?
06:48Did you ever see an elephant do that, though?
06:49Not with his trunk.
06:51He did it?
06:52Yep.
06:53Salute.
06:53There he is in there.
06:55All right, Debbie.
06:56You scored once there in the lower tier.
06:58How about you, Richard?
06:59Your second answer was a good one.
07:02Swim.
07:02Oh, swing.
07:03That was your second choice.
07:05The breaststroke they do with the trunk.
07:06That's right, yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:07Everybody out of the pool.
07:10Along with Charles Nelson, I am also a swab.
07:13A dick swabber.
07:14A big swabber.
07:15Okay.
07:16So you picked up one more match there, Debbie.
07:18Lou, we've got a question for you at the end of round two, our final round.
07:22That'll come up right after this message is passed along to you.
07:27We are now at the second and final round, second half.
07:31Got a question for Lou Mason.
07:33You must score two matches to tie the game.
07:37Three, however, will win another game for you, Lou.
07:40And everybody will participate.
07:43You got it.
07:44The jolly green giant woke up, found two little people blanking on his nose.
07:57You don't have to write an answer.
07:58Just sit there and laugh for a little while, Betty.
08:04Jolly green giant woke up and found two little people blanking on his nose.
08:09All right.
08:12Well, you never know.
08:14You really never know.
08:15Okay.
08:16Upper tier is ready.
08:17Lower tier is ready.
08:18We'll go over to Lou Mason.
08:20The jolly green giant woke up and found two little people blanking on his nose.
08:24They were sitting on his nose.
08:26Sitting on his nose.
08:27You don't know him.
08:28He's the champ.
08:30Oh, now, sitting on his nose is what I would have written if I had been playing this game.
08:34Now, what did you write?
08:35You and your sedentary existence.
08:37Yes.
08:38We were sitting on his nose, but we got bored, so we started to dance on his nose.
08:42Dancing on his nose.
08:45There is some nose he's got.
08:47Dancing on his nose.
08:50What do you say?
08:51Guess what I said.
08:52Dancing.
08:53No.
08:54I said sitting.
08:55Oh, that's sitting on his nose.
08:56Okay, Lou, there's one for you.
08:59Charles.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:00I said kissing on your nose.
09:02Kissing.
09:03Two people.
09:03Which is a very sweet and lovable answer.
09:05Were they standing or sitting when they were kissing?
09:07It doesn't matter.
09:08Okay.
09:09Patty, what did you say?
09:10My two were standing and dancing.
09:12Standing and dancing on the nose.
09:14Yes.
09:14All right.
09:16We're down to Richard Dawson here now.
09:18I happen to know that because I'm very fond of the little people.
09:22And I love showbiz.
09:25They lived in the valley.
09:26They were a couple of swingers.
09:27Yep.
09:28So they were swinging on his nose.
09:29Swinging on his nose.
09:30Oh, would you rather?
09:32Well, now, Lou, Jolly Green Shine woke up and found two little people blanking on his nose.
09:36I suppose your answer is sitting, and we've got to have sitting from Betty.
09:39If you are to stay in the game, Lou.
09:42Don't make me so nervous.
09:43He was under an oxygen tent at the time.
09:45They were camping on his nose.
09:46Camping.
09:47Well, there is no last time.
09:49And Betty Pena is the winner.
09:50Come on down, Betty.
09:54Congratulations.
09:56Stand by for a moment.
09:59Lou will be leaving here not empty-handed.
10:01He's won $350.
10:03And he, too, I must say, is a very snappy dresser and a handsome fellow.
10:08Good luck to you, Lou.
10:09Thank you very much.
10:10I enjoy it.
10:12Lou Mason.
10:13Goodbye.
10:16How do you feel?
10:17Uh, I think I'm all right.
10:19You look okay to me.
10:20You're going to have a go at a lot of money now, Debbie.
10:23Over $5,000 can be won right here now.
10:25You know how this goes?
10:27Yes.
10:28Okay, here we go.
10:29We polled a recent studio audience, and we got their best response to this.
10:33Blank uncle.
10:34Now, you know how it goes.
10:35The answer they gave most often is worth $500.
10:38If you match that one, match the next one, it's $250.
10:41Match the third one, it's $100 for you.
10:44Now, three celebrities are allowed to give a little help here.
10:46Choose them one at a time, if you would.
10:48Richard Dawson.
10:50Richard, what do you say?
10:51Blank uncle.
10:53Uh, cry uncle.
10:56Cry uncle.
10:56Is that when you give up?
10:57You cry uncle?
10:58Say uncle.
10:59Say uncle.
11:00Oh, say, that's what I mean, because it's the American expression.
11:02Yeah, say uncle.
11:03Why don't you just give up?
11:04Can we accept that as his answer?
11:05Of course they can.
11:06What the heck?
11:06There, Judge, is that okay?
11:08Yeah, they're all drunk.
11:09Take no notice.
11:09Say uncle.
11:10Say uncle.
11:11Say uncle.
11:13All right.
11:15Ask me again.
11:16I got another good one.
11:17Is it?
11:18I only get one shot, right?
11:20No, three celebrities.
11:22Oh, another celebrity.
11:22I'm sorry.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Charles Nelson Ryan.
11:23Charles.
11:24Try Dutch uncle.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Dutch uncle.
11:26There's another one for you.
11:29Brett.
11:30Brett, what have you got?
11:31I think the only thing that's left is rich uncle.
11:34Rich uncle.
11:34I wish I had one.
11:36So you've got rich uncle, Dutch uncle, and say uncle.
11:40You may choose one of those, Debbie, or think up one of your own and give it to us, but
11:45we must call for a response now.
11:47Rich uncle.
11:49Rich uncle is what she wants, the one that Brett gave you.
11:52Okay, that's what she hopes is up there.
11:54We'll find out right now if it is up there, and if so where.
11:58First, may we see the $100 response.
12:01Man from uncle.
12:03Okay, that was a popular TV series for a long time.
12:06Still looking for a rich uncle here.
12:08May we see the $250 response.
12:12Dutch uncle.
12:13That's up there, the one that Charles gave you.
12:15What would you do if you found your rich uncle there, Debbie?
12:18Don't answer that question.
12:19Here we are.
12:20Here is the $500 response.
12:27That's what I meant.
12:29Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
12:32I'll be a monkey's uncle.
12:34I never thought I'd find a monkey's uncle up there.
12:37I'll be done.
12:38Well, that's the way it is, Debbie.
12:40It happens that way sometime.
12:41So you've got the $100.
12:43You're the champ.
12:43You're going to have another go at another game.
12:45So let's meet your challenger right now.
12:47Here comes Carol Hoffman.
12:51Hello, Carol.
12:53How are you?
12:54How are you?
12:54How are you?
12:54How are you?
12:54Pretty good.
12:55I'm going to sit back up there.
12:57Debbie, you know Carol.
12:58I can't do it.
13:00How's Carol Hoffman?
13:01Hanging in there.
13:02Hanging in there?
13:03Right.
13:03All right.
13:04Where are you from, Carol, and all that?
13:05Canada.
13:05I'm originally from Canada.
13:07Yeah?
13:07I came out to California about 10 years ago.
13:10I'm married, and I have two little ones.
13:12Okay.
13:13Good luck to you here, Carol.
13:14And good luck to Debbie.
13:15Shall we begin, ladies?
13:17I guess so.
13:17I'll push the button.
13:19Reveal an A and a B, and ask Carol to make a selection.
13:21I'll take B.
13:22She wants B.
13:24B.
13:24Everybody plays.
13:25Got a brand new game going, folks.
13:27When the Godfather couldn't get any gasoline,
13:32he pumped his tank full of blank.
13:36When the Godfather couldn't get any gasoline,
13:38he pumped his tank full of blank.
13:46I'm first.
13:48Very good, Brett.
13:48I'm always first.
13:50Yes.
13:50All right.
13:50Lower tier is ready.
13:52And Bill Cullen is now ready.
13:55And Charles will be ready in a moment or so.
13:58He's trying to think of a word.
14:01Okay.
14:02All right.
14:03Carol Hoffman.
14:04When the Godfather couldn't get any gasoline,
14:07he pumped his tank full of blood.
14:11Really?
14:12Yeah.
14:13What did she say?
14:15She said blood.
14:16And the only mile of blood.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Got a bunch of vampire bats sitting in the audience there.
14:22Bill, what did you say?
14:23He hurt his blood.
14:24I began to think I'm living in the past,
14:26along with most of my...
14:27I said moonshine.
14:29I think that's how the Godfather got to start.
14:30Moonshine.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Illicit liquor of some kind there.
14:34That's good.
14:34That's booze.
14:35Yeah.
14:35What, Brett?
14:36Charles is playing Neasy with me.
14:39Without any socks on.
14:40It must be thrilling.
14:41I had a spasm in my foot and it went toward her.
14:45Neasy.
14:46Oh, you devil.
14:50What?
14:50I said...
14:51I think mine's a very sensible answer.
14:53I said lead.
14:54Pumped a full lead?
14:56Yeah.
14:56Oh, you.
14:57Oh, you know.
14:58You never got any prizes.
15:00Be right.
15:01Charles.
15:02I lived with Italians for years.
15:04Vino.
15:04Vino.
15:05Vino.
15:06Yeah.
15:07When the Godfather couldn't get any gasoline,
15:09he pumped his tank full of...
15:10Olive oil.
15:11Olive oil.
15:14Olio d'olivo.
15:16Oh, dear.
15:17Oh, dear.
15:18Well, you don't have any gas.
15:20No me fa' scombare.
15:21You pump your tank full of holes.
15:31Oh, dear.
15:33Oh, dear.
15:34Oh, dear.
15:34Oh, dear.
15:34Oh, dear.
15:34What did you say?
15:35No, you pumped a full of booze.
15:38Booze.
15:38Oh, my goodness.
15:39And Ron.
15:40Okay.
15:42So, um...
15:43So, it's nothing there, Carol.
15:45But it was a nice try, and we'll get back to you in a moment or so.
15:48First, we've got a little business to do, and this is it.
15:53We're ready to carry on, if you're ready to carry on.
15:56I know we're ready.
15:56Okay, let's carry on.
15:57Carol Hoffman did not score in her half of the first round.
16:01Let's see how Debbie does.
16:04Little Red Riding Hood said,
16:06I got away from the Big Bad Wolf, but Yule Gibbons ate my blank.
16:32Come along.
16:33Charles.
16:34What's wrong with you, my darling?
16:36You know, Yule Gibbons is, she's this old guy.
16:42All right, Debbie, Little Red Riding Hood said I got away from the big bad wolf, but Yule Gibbons ate
16:48my...
16:49Basket.
16:52Basket.
16:54She said he ate the basket. I didn't know there was any nourishment in all that wicker.
17:00Bill, what did you say?
17:01Could be that Yule Gibbons was on a diet.
17:03Yeah.
17:04But not mine.
17:06Grandmother.
17:07Oh, really? Grandmothers are fattening.
17:11Grandmothers are fattening.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Full nourishment, though, I would say.
17:16Protein.
17:16Right?
17:17Lots of protein.
17:17Yeah, a lot of protein.
17:18There are many edible things in the forest.
17:21Yes.
17:21And one of them is a basket.
17:23Oh, good.
17:23There's a basket.
17:24There's a store for you, Debbie.
17:26Charles?
17:27Sorry, I said cookies, dandelion, of course.
17:31Dandelion cookies.
17:32Dandelion cookies.
17:33She had dandelion cookies in the basket?
17:36Yeah.
17:37You got more right today than ever.
17:39Yeah.
17:40I'll call the doctor in the morning.
17:43What did you say, Patty?
17:44Well, the logical thing.
17:45He ate her basket.
17:47I got away from the big bad wolf, but Yule Gibbons ate my basket.
17:50Okay, Richard?
17:51No, Yule Gibbons ate the contents of the basket.
17:55He ate her goodies.
17:57He ate her goodies.
17:59Okay.
17:59Say goodnight, David.
18:00Can't miss.
18:02All right.
18:02What do you say, Miss Betty White?
18:04Goodnight.
18:04Goodnight, David.
18:06Goodies.
18:07Ate the goodies.
18:08Yes.
18:08Okay.
18:10So, it's two to nothing at the end of round one, and I will find the strength to muster
18:16to pull the button and reveal, and Carol, you do what?
18:20Okay.
18:20I'll try B again.
18:21All right.
18:21B is what she wants.
18:22Now, last time around, you didn't match anyone, Carol, so that means you gotta go like
18:2760.
18:27Darn tongue.
18:28No.
18:29I'm all right.
18:30Here it is.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Dumb Dora.
18:33Oh, that's so dumb.
18:34No.
18:35We do that sometimes, but not this time.
18:38Dumb Dora thought Beethoven's fifth was a blank.
18:44Dumb Dora thought Beethoven's fifth was a blank.
18:52Okay.
18:53That's an easy one, right?
18:55No.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:56Simple.
18:57Nothing too.
19:00All right.
19:02Ready, Charles?
19:05Nothing's easy for me to lie.
19:07Lower tier is ready.
19:08Upper tier is ready.
19:09So, we'll come over to Carol Hoffman's.
19:11Dumb Dora thought Beethoven's fifth was a...
19:15Bottle of booze.
19:16Bottle of booze.
19:22Get a big round of applause from all the winos in the audience, eh?
19:27What do you say, Bill?
19:28Bottle of booze is her answer.
19:30Thing that leapt to mind was Henry VIII's sex wife.
19:33But it was too long to write, so I came up with a bottle.
19:36An obvious...
19:36Bottle.
19:38Booze.
19:38Okay.
19:39That's nice.
19:40So, your bottle, that is one match.
19:41Brett?
19:42You know what?
19:43Now that she's explained it to me, it is a very simple answer.
19:46Yes.
19:47And you didn't think of it?
19:48I said department store.
19:50I don't know why I said department store.
19:52I couldn't...
19:54I'm not trying to enable.
19:56You, of all people, did not say bottle of booze?
19:59Can you imagine that?
20:00Can I imagine?
20:01She didn't say bottle of booze, Charles.
20:03I don't buy those pills.
20:04What's the reason why she didn't say bottle of booze?
20:06She's drunk.
20:07Oh, I see.
20:08Charles?
20:09Well, I gave it up.
20:10So, I said, drink.
20:13Drink.
20:13Which is the same thing.
20:14Well, I...
20:15No.
20:15No.
20:16It could be...
20:17It could be a soft drink.
20:18Okay.
20:19Patty, what do you say there?
20:21My daughter was even dumber.
20:22She thought Beethoven's Fifth was a plea.
20:25Beethoven's Fifth was a plea.
20:28Okay, that's it.
20:33Beethoven, you know, was divorced lots of times,
20:35so she thought Beethoven's Fifth was a wife.
20:39Now you ought to match Betty to stay in the game, Carol.
20:43Here we go, Betty.
20:44A bottle of booze.
20:45That's the time.
20:48So, it's two to two, and we'll get back to you in a moment.
20:50So, the first is.
20:52Okay.
20:53Well, listen, we've got just 15 seconds to say goodbye.
20:57So, say goodbye.
20:58Goodbye.
20:59Okay, goodbye.
21:00Goodbye, Tracy.
21:01Say goodbye.
21:03Say goodbye.
21:04Say goodbye.
21:04Say goodbye.
21:06Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
21:06Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
21:06Join us next time, Matt.
21:08Say goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
21:09Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
21:14This is Johnny Olsen speaking for Match Game 74.
21:19A Mark Goodson, Bill Todman production.
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